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The Real Housewives of Cheshire
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00:04not a nice sensation this at all like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left
00:11previously on the real housewives of cheshire we've christened this part
00:16mark and i have christened that part it's all happy memories when i come in here
00:19happy memories have you told them you're going yet not told anybody who's going to be the most
00:27shocked rachel will take it and the hardest sema you're very nice to people's faces but behind
00:33that veneer of a smile are you really sincere there's something that i've been meaning to tell
00:42you all oh no i'm leaving jesha oh this is another person that's leaving my life oh rachel
00:55i'm a queen bee and i've got a sting in my tail
01:02cheshire's in my blood but don't make it boil
01:07i'll pray for peace but i'm ready for war
01:14i might be younger but i wasn't born yesterday
01:19i don't have time for gossip i'm too busy building an empire
01:24cheshire is my playground and i'll give you the ride of your life
01:32cheshire's in my life i'm still in the show
01:38i'm still in the show
01:38watch me walkin in the slow mode
01:44oh i'm still in the show
01:46are you alright could i order a black coffee please
01:50you're sure thank you
02:04you're sure coffee oh thank you vanjie thank you so much oh my god watch the head
02:10come here come on come on come on oh my god that dog
02:16dumb dumb dumb main character energy
02:20my neck of your enemies it's not my fault if you don't like it
02:27jeez yeah look my wig's alive i'm like over stimulated just like watching you
02:34oh and your bras too so no i'm madonna nice yeah oh turn around mama
02:51sit good boy oh look at him oh green there you go you like the puppy yeah look at his
03:00little tail
03:06there we go there we go is that right good job
03:15negotiation always works
03:18you are good with her yeah i feel like i'm learning as i go though
03:22i've never been here before either i've never done the nana stage sophia's getting married soon
03:27they've already had the religious part of the ceremony and then both sophia and saskia will be
03:32leaving home and sasky won't be crawling into my bed in the morning for nano cuddles
03:37which is going to be horrible i don't know how you did it five times i don't know how i
03:41did it five
03:41times looking back i don't want to be the poor me but sophia's leaving sima's leaving i just i just
03:50want some normality i mean it's still it's still a busy house obviously now now i've got a puppy
03:55as well i can't believe daddy dropped a puppy around on christmas day for us
04:01how do you feel about that not really what i needed i mean he's very cute don't get me wrong
04:07and i did say do you all want to keep him it was a unanimous yes from you all yeah
04:10you know
04:11it's caused a few issues in my relationship nick and i are not currently together we've obviously
04:18had our ups and downs but this time it feels very different i think he thinks that it was bought
04:22for
04:22me it's a bit ridiculous though you and daddy broke up years and years and years ago now
04:30it is very difficult trying to blend families not in the sense of the children more circumstances of
04:37each household and nick gets very frustrated with that but there's not much i can do with where i'm at
04:45the moment i'm not going to upset you lot because i've spoken to all of you and you all want
04:50the
04:50puppy to stay and he's part of the family now but i don't know where that leaves nick and i
04:55i just don't
04:57the dog's staying to the detriment of my relationship sadly look at him look at him
05:05are you talking about me everyone knows what i'm like with puppies but spaniel eyes
05:11i mean spaniel eyes win me over
05:16i woke up and walked out into the heart of the sea and i was feeling something thought i was
05:23looking
05:23so pretty in the way oh hi how are we doing i've lost my voice again how are you don't
05:31worry i can do
05:32the talk with both the walls you look fantastic i love it is that an all-in-one no it's
05:37actually a
05:37two-piece oh it's beautiful but i just wanted i'm trying to make the effort because i feel horrendous
05:42so oh well you don't look horrendous anyway i mean it's always just all the makeup isn't it yeah
05:46how would you think about oh my god i am obsessed with your relationship i remember i went home with
05:53a man and i was like we could do with a mark right now in our relationship without all the
05:56stuff we've got
05:57going on yeah and on top of all the issues that we have yeah like we are actually wanting to
06:02expand
06:02our family so it's it's great but also it's like it's not happened yet it's very common nowadays that
06:08people are having kids later in life like the 30s is the new 20s however i am being the pressure
06:14i'm turning 35 i think i'm 35 yeah am i i don't know 91 july 2001 2011 11 1021
06:2722 23 24 25 what are we in 26 it's about 34 i don't know how old i am i'm
06:37around 35 years old
06:39and reality is i don't know how much longer i have left i think in a way it's almost like
06:43a pressure
06:44cooker and all of a sudden it just you just need to release that pressure yeah i do date night
06:48with
06:48david we've got the dice so your dice has obviously multiple faces yeah so it'll be a different sexual
06:56position david is a bit outdated doesn't know what the positions are so i have to show him
07:01i have to show what the position says right you're going to pick me up now he's like oh i
07:05don't think
07:05we could we can do it come on mental image i need to wrap that out of my head we
07:10all need a giggle and
07:11we all need some bloody passion so we need to get between the sheets we need to remember the reasons
07:16why we fell in love and start giving each other some loving and some playful sex it works wonders page
07:22oh i'm so sorry girlies oh how are you oh how are you you look fabulous you look younger and
07:30younger
07:32what have i missed um well i've just found out that ampika and taves have a sex life with
07:39the dice and they roll it for karma sutra which is really fun wait just give me a second to
07:43actually
07:43arrive and breathe
08:02hello oh i'm not getting too close close just stay there how are you sound terrible do you know what
08:10i
08:10i feel a little bit better today i'm not gonna lie and i brought your chicken soup
08:15i'm gonna make it you're actually gonna make it yeah i've never actually tasted a cooking before
08:23i hope she's bloody good i am a domestic goddess at heart i'm a really good cook and whatever rhymes
08:30with that i'm good at too i have a filthy mouth my kids go mad
08:38well listen bungee's in the kitchen so she could help me amazing
08:44bungee yeah this needs washing i love cooking it's my therapy and just rinse those it's my relaxing time
08:55they just need rinsing i am definitely a feeder like nigella
09:03oh wow look at you with your gloves oh i know lauren i'm really impressed oh it's so nice this
09:09soup the secret is that you've got to leave the chicken in the soup for between four and six hours
09:17what chicken soup are you making i can make mine in about 45 minutes i don't know how i'm gonna
09:24get
09:24everything in this pan yeah will it all fit in yeah i'll get it and don't worry feel like you
09:29need
09:29a bigger part i know but you haven't got one so i probably have well why shall i go and
09:35ask vanjie
09:35for a bigger pan has she got one i think we will yeah vanjie oh brilliant is that better yeah
09:43much
09:43better i think i'm gonna drop vanjie to wash all this for you yeah and she can wash the chicken
09:49if you just wipe her vanjie i do like your housekeeper she's grown i think with everything
09:56that's been going on having lauren here right now is exactly what i needed literally i think i'm feeling
10:02so run down because all i've been doing is going back and forth to the hospital because sandeep's dad's
10:09really not well sandeep's in china have you got any more eggs please tell me i've got i just need
10:17two yeah one sec i am listening oh might be wrong in this but i don't know oh this is
10:23so lauren she
10:25never listens she's always in her own world there's no point and i need a little bit of oil eggs
10:31and oil
10:36oh i love your ring oh thank you oh that's gorgeous it's boucheron um they do like a whole
10:51collection of animals yeah yeah limited edition so they've got a fox have sold out so it's like
10:57listen can you make me one bespoke they're like yeah it's quarter million quid i was like oh right
11:01okay no the fox one's 250k oh yeah this is about 90 grand but yeah it's beautiful hey it doesn't
11:10surprise me everything campika wears is probably a minimum spend of about 100k the night with sema
11:16i've let something festive for seven years but they've not had that opportunity where i'm in
11:20close proximity say actually you really offended me seven years ago i thought that you and i were friends
11:27so if you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and then that's what you
11:35think but then just own it and don't bother coming up to me saying nice things to my face there's
11:41no
11:41revelations here you fake sema's always a person girl code empowering women i have a brand you pick
11:50people up you drop them off you do your high and buys it's all superficial nonsense because that's the
11:55type of friendship that you give to people you know it's all on a surface level i addressed it
12:02see manute was coming so she's very very apologetic backing down straight away and i thought you know
12:07what tonight's not the night i've said my bit you've apologized but it just made me wear it i don't
12:13like
12:13slyness and the only reason why you're apologizing because you got caught
12:16all right okay are them balls okay to eat oh shut up look at that look at it it looks
12:27like a yeah
12:30little willy i feel like a weight's been lifted i've told all the girls it's finally happening
12:37i'm going to dubai no and now i just want to have some fun make some great memories and enjoy
12:50whatever time i've got left in cheshire it's a big thing for me this move it's massive i just want
12:57everyone to be happy for me there i'm gonna miss everyone and that's why look when i spoke to you
13:03all that was the first thing i said was thanks you've all got a special place in my heart
13:10i didn't plan that speech i could tell it wasn't planned oh why i love you line everyone needs a
13:17lauren you're amazing and rache yeah you're just such a good friend and i love you and you you've got
13:22ocd like me and sheena yeah i don't know you very well no no i remember exactly i said to
13:29sheena
13:30i haven't known you as long as i've known the other girls sheena i know we've not known each
13:37other that long but we are the ocd queens um and if i've ever upset you i'm sorry i was
13:46not
13:46being judgmental and i'm not definitely not throwing shade at them it was it was from the heart it's the
13:53truth saying that we don't really know each other it was a bit bizarre okay i haven't known her since
14:00she was at school like yeah i've not known her 20 years but i've known her a good solid oh
14:05yeah five
14:06years i don't know what a favorite drink is i don't know where she likes to go and eat or
14:10where she goes
14:11out because we never hung out other than within this friendship group yeah i definitely like sat
14:17with you for ages and had conversations and had laughs and shared things i was always told that who
14:25seema presents herself to be is not who she is but that wasn't my experience my experience was gosh she's
14:32always been really really lovely from you guys experiences i don't know what she's saying behind
14:37me back i've no idea and perhaps that's why she said if i've yeah if i've ever upset you because
14:43i
14:43was thinking when have we ever had a falling out but now i'm kind of starting to see what people
14:48are
14:48talking about she isn't who she presents herself to be she'll say one thing and then turn around and
14:56say something completely different
15:01coming up on the real housewives of cheshire oh my god wow the queen has arrived all i want to
15:09do
15:10is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just yeah don't get upset come
15:14here no i'm
15:14sorry i can't deal with this strap any more
15:17i want to see you this is amazing this is beautiful
15:47oh nick i feel really emotional are you all right oh i'm so glad you got here
15:54gosh i know nick and royston for 15 16 years that's a long time and we were thick as thieves
16:02holidays crazy parties all-nighters must have spent a fortune because this is like sheer opulence
16:10we've spent every bit of our pension oh and then unfortunately like a lot of situations
16:17people get involved stir the pot and our friendship dissolved and it hits an all-time low what the
16:24fuck have you brought in the sewer outside you're a vile twisted individual i heard exactly what you said
16:31yeah my back if i was you i'd sit there a lot longer she's gonna do a lot of fucking
16:35makeup on
16:35your face to make you look a bit better and at least my face you are a i remember seeing
16:42nick
16:42not too long ago and he apologized and i said apology taken i'm not going to hold a grudge let's
16:50get back together and let's start making some happy memories because we were genuinely really good
16:56friends you've even christened a picture of me exactly exactly oh wow you look gorgeous wow the queen
17:14has arrived beautiful what the fuck
17:20look we are twinning we are twinning 25 inches yeah but i don't have the boots honey you match
17:28oh my god yeah like five and a half grand these boots wow so i just said to mark if
17:33he plays horsey
17:35i could get on his back and he could take me on the house no chance mark is she still
17:39doing that
17:40definitely not definitely not we're standing here let's go and sit down come on have you guys been busy in
17:46this house have you been doing it on the sofa the wild extrovert parties that nick and royce must have
17:57had over the years oof i won't like to think about how sticky things have been when i look at
18:02tuppence
18:02i see the sweetest most idyllic face and i think if that dog could talk
18:27this house is very important to myself and amir it's the house we're building for nora and our future
18:33family we wanted to renovate it and make it spectacular but sadly it's been hell the electrics
18:40the plumbing you name it we've been through it all what the hell's that oh my god it's crap i
18:45didn't
18:46even see that oh for god's sake that's another brother issue i'm going to start writing a list
18:50time because we've got to try and find another builder asap financially we're paying out of our
18:54pocket to fix all the mistakes and it's just caused so many delays i'm at my end with it all
19:01all i want
19:02to do is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just don't get back
19:06to church no i'm
19:07sorry i can't deal with this stuff anymore like you know like we like i don't listen nora needs you
19:14nora needs us we can't take the stress your health is already you're already stressed you're ill because
19:19you're arguing as well yeah but i'm stressed as much as you're stressed i haven't got the headspace
19:23for it i've got nora full time i know she's got we've got nursery but the reality is like i'm
19:28running
19:28a business i've got a team of people who need me at work and i've got nora in the evenings
19:32like from
19:32four o'clock every single night and the weekends like i haven't got anything in me to deal with
19:39another set of contractors i think we need to take a deep breath it's easy to say that it's easy
19:44to say
19:45that but then just like in the last 48 hours our builders just packed up and left that doesn't
19:50help like we've done everything right and they've still then messed up the entire house look yeah we
19:55just need to support each other and be there obviously i i love you and i want to be there
19:59and i just want to make sure that you know you're not stressed and just please i mean you're gonna
20:05have
20:05to probably work double time at like the chicken shops i'm sorry they're gonna have to get rid of all
20:10the chicken shops selling my cars chicken shops everything in shops or after work overtime because
20:15i don't know how we're gonna have to get through this this room selling everything selling your bags
20:19as well no my bags cannot be sold
20:29that last time i was here i was on my all fours ass up in the air tits out
20:34we're naked have you had any complaints no we have no complaints in fact they all want to rerun
20:39oh well i play on that course i played on the wrong day obviously well not today darling i mean
20:44my soft
20:45girl ever have you got anyone in your life at the moment have you met anybody just my vibrator
20:49darling that's my vibrator yeah a lot less a lot less trouble aren't there that's trouble
20:54i expect someone mark yes and how old is she mark then in her 40s oh nice
21:03mark has definitely changed since we were married i think he's kind of like taking
21:08on more of a girlfriend role he's like very much one of the girls i'd say whereas when i was
21:14married
21:14to him he was very much the alpha male but i think i would drown out the alpha male in
21:18any man to be
21:19honest kind of very open in my life i discuss everything with you probably a bit too much but
21:23when you meet someone i feel like you're frightened to death to introduce them to me and it gives me
21:27a bit
21:28the complex yeah well i mean i mean ampika does she know about ampika yeah yeah absolutely everything
21:34i'm very very honest and open about everything yeah ampika is a big personality to meet isn't she
21:42do you know me so we'd have to be sure that she was the one for him and also whether
21:47she'd cope with
21:48meeting ampika pass the test we've always said to each other about being honest haven't we yeah yeah
21:53i've thought to myself for quite some time now you're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you
21:58used to so i said to mark that i'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
22:04will you do it would you would you yeah well i've got loads of lines because as i say i
22:08used to be 20
22:09stone so when i've lost all the weight i've got a lot of loose skin on my face you look
22:14at
22:14and peeking out okay you see the difference just by putting his face up putting his neck back yeah
22:20oh wow yeah literally look virginal mark you look like you've never been you look like you've never
22:27been touched yeah that turkey neck just doesn't suit you it's the turkey neck yeah the turkey neck it's
22:32just very honestly you will love it mark just get it done i've had lens replacement i've had two hair
22:39transplants yeah new teeth lower face lift neck lift i had buttock implants and that was a really
22:47really big mistake i've had them removed my bum looked so good for the first two thirds and all of
22:53a sudden it was like going off a ski slope it just went in yeah what do you remember us
22:58bending over
22:58mark what do i look like from that angle no coming up on the real housewives of cheshire i just
23:06can't
23:09you've just said to me our relationship is just surface level that's what you're talking to me
23:15oh oh oh are you oh are you okay oh my gosh you've been murdered oh oh my god oh
23:20oh my god
23:22oh wow oh oh oh oh oh
23:35oh check you out with those shoulder pads hello in the 80s live i know we started the party
23:44really good oh really good what have i said about you i'm gonna freaking get your grandma
23:55i've never been so drained by someone in my life you're exhausting to listen to to be around
24:02it's all about you myself and rachel have not had the best few years paige's nice relationship up to
24:10this point has been very turbulent every time we've tried to get to know each other we've always
24:16fallen out or had some drama happen i don't want that i'm looking for peace in all aspects of my
24:22life and i'm really hoping we can have a friendship i'm loving this look are you yeah what's the
24:30inspiration behind it the 80s night i am organizing the most spectacular event it's an 80s diva murder
24:38mystery night think dynasty big hair glamour shoulder pads and at the end of the night someone's gonna
24:45get murdered i just can't go for the show it's so funny it's gonna be a talking point it is
24:54a
24:54talking point it is it's broken the eyes that's for sure i don't think the ice needed breaking
24:58no it is i'm really joking we're good you know what i'm actually really happy it feels refreshing it
25:04feels great i don't like going out knowing that there's a problem with someone because yeah it's
25:09not a nice feeling you don't know how the night's gonna go you don't know if you're gonna have a
25:12good
25:12time yeah people wish you luck on your way out the door and that's not what you want it's sad
25:17that
25:18myself and rachel have never really had the opportunity to get to know each other thank you
25:25she's always just been defending her friends and i've been trying to defend myself we've never really
25:31had the time to really just sit and speak so you told me that your daughter's getting married
25:36she's already got religiously married oh she has yeah it happened yeah she did that last week
25:42it was really important for him to do it as soon as possible okay
25:47sophia met her fiance about two years ago he's a footballer he plays for a team in cyprus at the
25:53moment and he's muslim so it's really important for him that they have a religious ceremony before they
25:59even think about living together from my experience having the nikah which is what they had right the
26:06islamic ceremony for the wedding is incredible they are married in god's eyes especially if you
26:11are religious it means a lot yes it was very important for myself and amir to have our nikah
26:16which is our islamic wedding we did it in the natural history museum we had an iman come and read
26:22all the scriptures and all the verses that were needed to marry us under the eyes of god but also
26:28we had our english wedding so i walked down the aisle in a white dress and we combined both cultures
26:34together and it was beautiful they live in abroad now on the uk he's abroad are you worried that she
26:40might make the move i know she's gonna make the move you know i've woken up with saski's face every
26:46morning morning nana and then down a phone on the facetime it would be a bit like as they say
26:51with my
26:52parents they live in gloucestershire they live through the iphone like we're constantly on facetime
26:57it's not exactly the same when you can jump in a car and just drive and see them as opposed
27:03to
27:04it being a whole plane ride away
27:25i have got the most amazing house that is the perfect location for a murder mystery night
27:31everything's looking fantastic it's going to be so much fun
27:41as long as nobody does actually murder someone
27:54hi john hey rachel you look absolutely wonderful oh thank you john has helped me plan the murder
28:00mystery event i cannot wait for tonight you're gonna be wonderful but i've got no idea where his
28:07accent is from and what is going on with that wig oh darling is that crystal carrington oh hello
28:15darling oh hey you look amazing you look wonderful oh of course i do darling wow what are you wearing
28:21what's one got on straight from the runway oh yeah same last season i am actually gonna be
28:28the biggest bitch ever in history okay yes just move out of the way and i'm really excited because i'm
28:36not a bitch in real life if you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and
28:45i'm just nice seaman do you know what lauren i thought you would have made an effort and got dressed
28:52up today what do you mean do you look like a better version of yourself a better version yeah oh
28:59my
28:59goodness do you know who i am madonna oh do you want to see why obviously i've cracked it then
29:04when has madonna ever looked like that you look like a smack head who's been hanging around the streets
29:10of new york in the 1970s it's a dreadful look and it's ever so unattractive lauren why have you come
29:15as baby i've come as myself i'm a 1981 baby would you wear that in real life though yeah i
29:21would
29:22really yeah it's versatility it pops in it you think is it pajama-ish yeah
29:31cheers so i had a face time with paige okay and paige has told me that sheena felt like i
29:37was
29:37throwing a bit of shade sheena was obviously not too impressed about the comment we've not really
29:43known each other that long that was a bit of a shady-ish kind of comment you know what it
29:48wasn't
29:49meant like that it was not meant like that i just meant like i didn't know her as well as
29:54i know the
29:54other girls they just want to knock me down i don't understand why you've said i'm going to be
29:59leaving soon why people are kind of then trying to take issue listen it might not be a big thing
30:04to
30:04some of the girls it's a big thing to me and it's me yeah and i do not want any
30:09drama but i feel
30:10like they just all the time yeah seema said this seema did that i think what's going on between
30:16seema and sheena has got blown out of proportion i'm really protective of seema i know she didn't
30:22mean anything malicious she's leaving in a couple of weeks i want to make the most and give her the
30:28best memories of the time that she's here oh gosh darling
30:38oh my god you look like a hooker
30:44you look fabulous hello darling you okay you look like you're going to look when
30:50you're older i look like my auntie oh darling darling darling darling darling
30:58oh you look brilliant alexis hello darling my nemesis
31:07i'm not stressed about seeing sheena tonight because all i want to do is nip this in the bud
31:12let's have a conversation let's correct everything let's move forward and let's have some fun
31:18oh it's so it's so itchy this oh my god okay i hate gravel careful shermina oh my god my
31:29sequels
31:29are stuck together oh my god oh wow wow that is brilliant namina actually has got a body to die
31:42for
31:43she could look good in a paper bag that outfit looks great but i might get where she's got it
31:48from i want to look like that cheers girls this is some dodgy wigs there's some dodgy wigs in
31:55why have you not got dressed up oh you can fuck off
32:01this is like a real horror movie yeah isn't the location especially when you're looking that
32:07direction you know i have to say you can give it me all tonight and i will take it but
32:13expect it back
32:14how old are you sheena that shouldn't even 47 oh you're still young i'm getting on me
32:18all right i'm just gonna go to uh you look a lot younger than you're 40s you know oh sheena
32:27now
32:27i've got you yeah are you upset with me oh sheena now i've got you yeah are you upset with
32:40me
32:40i had a facetime with paige oh yeah and she said oh you were throwing shade i was not being
32:47judgmental yeah one bit right if i just can i just finish you don't call me i don't call you
32:55i'm just
32:56as bad but we don't have that but that's not meaning it's negative you're great but i don't know a
33:02lot
33:02about you because we've never had one-to-one i mean you're saying we haven't spent a lot of time
33:06but to
33:07me we've been away on trips we have we have been together i'm trying my best to stay polite and
33:15be
33:15nice but it's really frustrating when somebody is constantly speaking over you i've had really
33:22lovely conversations with you but we've never i think we've had one to one i think we don't
33:27can i talk now can i just jump in here can i just no no please jump in because i
33:32let you speak but
33:33i've not been allowed i've not been allowed to finish i'm not going to land to finish i thought
33:37our relationship was a little bit more than surface and it felt like what you were saying was that we
33:43really only had a surface level relationship well it wasn't and okay great now we're having this
33:48conversation great so in my head i was like gosh we have i think we have quite a lot in
33:53common so
33:53we're surface level and that's all we've got in common that's a tricky you know what it's tricky like
34:00namina i mean what the hell we just felt that way it was a very nice can i just say
34:07something
34:08she is there constantly talking constantly over speaking over me it's not like she had a written
34:15speech you don't have a written speech it wasn't written it wasn't written it was coming it was
34:21at the moment you were upset why is she even in our conversation and i think all of that right
34:27now i
34:27feel like i'm not being listened to right now i feel like you're speaking over me and for me and
34:31that's not what i want i'm just i am not speaking for anyone i'm just trying to you i would
34:34never only
34:35stick up for seema even if she's wrong i genuinely don't think she was wrong in this situation and
34:40i just think she sheena is picking on her a little bit i'm going to leave this company because i
34:44just
34:44feel like i can't say anything anyways yeah i think you should yeah sorry i think you should leave
34:51i'll decide because i'm talking to seema are you constantly getting involved oh girl it's my opinion
34:57no it's my it's my opinion nobody asked so well i don't care if you ask or not i just
35:02feel like
35:02you're being very sensitive this girl is leaving the country no she's leaving the country she's
35:08trying to give everyone why are you shouting you told me just to leave because you said you're going
35:12to leave so i said yeah you don't have to dig in my girls leave it leave it leave it
35:16leave it
35:16you know what leave it leave it leave it no leave it no leave it i am not leaving do
35:20your thing
35:22namina's more like alexis carrington she ain't taking no off anybody ladies come on ladies are we
35:30okay let's just i'm not leaving seema i'm going to stay here if she's going to be so
35:33fucking stubborn to me i haven't said anything wrong and be like you leave because i'm not
35:38wanted here that's why i didn't say you fucking leave i didn't say that there's a whole night planned
35:42and it's going to be really really fun i was making is you said you were going to go because
35:46you
35:46didn't feel like nobody's listening to you i think you said i think you should i think you should
35:49because this is a conversation between me and seema it's a tone the way you say it namina's set
35:53was set here as well getting involved in the conversation how are you doing first off you all
35:59look amazing can you have some attention please well thank god now hopefully we can get this night
36:05back on track okay ladies so this of course is new york okay and we are at a private members
36:13club we're
36:15here this evening to be at the wake for poor phil colons phil colons god rest his soul the famous
36:23record producer part-time drummer and daddy to kylie where's kylie i was phil's only child i come back
36:30from walls when i'd heard that daddy had died firstly i knew nothing about his death when i received the
36:35facts and and these rumors are a few the rubbish colin's debt was probably just go just modern nature
36:43it's as if i came here to try and contact the ghoul be awful to think kylie that your father
36:51was
36:51going to change his will to cut look how strange you are and all that i did and i saw
36:57something
36:57spooky down there that lane well it's a bad case of watching your silly kids do bad acting classes
37:11i don't believe anyone's still really enjoying themselves i am vivian and toward
37:18and i was so shocked about what happened to phil
37:21i would say my acting skills are okay i tried cheering him up the only thing that
37:27cheered him up was seeing a pretty woman walking down the street there was this one time
37:34that we did romeo and juliet and i played juliet to phil colon
37:43oh oh are you oh are you okay oh my god murdered oh oh my god oh my god oh
37:52my god oh my god
37:52oh my god listen guys i should have died then i didn't need to play this stupid game and i
37:58could
37:58lie that this is most bizarre but the death may have had something to do with vivian's drink do you
38:04think it's behind you maybe try it so how do you think that vivian actually died i think she's been
38:13using a vibrator too much and peak is zoned out she's disassociated okay okay a little drum roll please
38:22we're going to tell you who the killer was it was bonnie oh for fuck's sake
38:35did you enjoy that and pika did you enjoy that experience well that i don't want to relive again
38:40i don't know why i thought it would be like more going room to room oh i i was clueless
38:44yeah what are we doing are we going to go to a room is someone getting killed are we going
38:47to get
38:48a clue thank god well that is done because that rachel that was one of your worst she know what
38:57happened i like warts in it's like fireworks oh my god i was trying to just have a convo with
39:02seema
39:03she she had heard that i was upset yeah you're not supposed to look after me i will honey but
39:08wasn't that the mean i was constantly talking butting in saying sima didn't mean it like that and
39:14saying from her perspective do i just go over and say what what's the problem don't trip on your
39:19dress you look stunning you look stunning i just wanted to get across my feelings yeah i just felt
39:24like i wasn't being heard so yes i snapped 100 percent hello hello um alexis
39:31i have to be honest i'm over there and i can hear it so i just want to come over
39:35and like and i feel
39:36like you know me enough to know that i was not being negative one minute you're telling sheena that
39:41you don't really know her next minute you're saying you do really know her what is it seema
39:46i'm lost are you friends are you not friends i don't think necessarily that you would be negative
39:50either because i was through shade sheena feels she's through shade those weren't my words instead
39:56of getting it from other people but that's what we need to do from the beginning yeah so that's what
40:00i'm saying to you yes so from the beginning just you could have rang me the next day and said
40:04sim
40:04i felt this way and of course she can yeah am i not approachable for the love of god let
40:11me speak
40:13i'm just trying to talk and i'm not being allowed to i just thought our friendship was more than
40:18surface level so what you said made me made me think made me feel like what you were saying was
40:26that out of the five years we've known each other which i think it's it's a long time to know
40:30somebody
40:30it's not 20 it's not 20 years five years and we have spent time together five years of girly
40:39holidays weekend aways birthdays weddings anniversaries and you're just minimizing it
40:44to you how they know each other that is really really low seema is it bad to tell somebody you're
40:51not as close it's a little bit awkward but seema's gone and done it so it's what it is i
40:58just think we
40:59had an understanding that that was our friendship so it was a surface level friendship but is that
41:03what you mean but then i feel that's what it's been well you've never called me are you never we
41:09uh what's that children yes thank you i called you to meet up i called you to go out but
41:15you
41:15cancelled every time oh sheena you don't remember that i've been on my phone and i've checked every
41:24conversation from 2021 and literally every year we say about two things
41:34sorry while i scroll through all our messages together where have you invited me i'm literally
41:41going through my phone i've invited you to events seventh of january happy new year doll this is me
41:50hope you and the family are all well let me know if you're free to meet up for lunch she
41:56said i'm
41:57back now let me know when's good to catch up i've invited her to all the events i've ever done
42:03where is your invite i said all good here thank you i'm around next week if you're about 28th of
42:11january
42:11heard nothing back on the 31st of january i text her hi hun we still having lunch tomorrow
42:19i don't get what's going on i don't know what i've done to sheena for her to feel so much
42:25hate
42:25towards me i've lived in cheshire so many years everyone knows seema i've got a big heart i'm not
42:32saying you don't have a big heart right and if you feel that i feel really bad that you feel
42:36that
42:37yeah i'm gonna leave it okay that upsets me well i don't know what to say that's that's the reality
42:43of the situation how is that the reality because you've never called me anywhere you are saying you've
42:49just said to me our relationship is just surface level that's what you just said to me okay all
42:53right fine now i know that now i know that i'll put you in the surface level box we'll just
42:58leave
42:58it there you have never rang me to say oh do you and sandy want to come for dinner with
43:02so so i've never rang you okay all right then okay hi sheena um do you know what it's probably
43:10going
43:10to work out better sorry for messing you around i feel awful if we skip today and then we can
43:17just put
43:17in a day next week where i'm not rushing around i am just flapping a bit i've been in here
43:24long
43:25enough in a friendship group i'm not surface level no listen i know i get i get it but how
43:30can she say
43:32i'm looking at the whites of sheena's eyes and i can see she's telling the truth she has reached out
43:37to seema but what does seema do quite conveniently wells up water works we go home like seema said they're
43:45not that close so she's actually just proving the point that they're not that close because you
43:50wouldn't speak to a friend like that i'm done i'm going home i'm going home it's just stupid i'm the
43:57one here that's getting accused so i don't know what you're raising your voice for honestly i feel
44:03like i've just been killed off i think she was trying to say that she doesn't know you that well
44:07well
44:08what my point is for five years no it doesn't matter no it does matter that would upset me it's
44:14very it's very ability they are diminishing the memories i have they don't matter those things that
44:21we've done together and laughed about mean nothing they don't matter and i think that's the thing
44:26that's frustrating i'm not being listened to so if nobody's going to listen then just let her be
44:32upset in it because she doesn't want to hear what i've got to say next time on the real housewives
44:43of cheshire i don't travel light do i i travel expensive loren's been saying that noreen is a gag
44:49i don't know what a gag is please can you tell me what a gag is
44:57and i think she took that probably with a bit of offense and i said to her no no it
45:01was meant
45:01in the thing so she took it in the right in the right context oh oh i'll talk as shit
45:10i carry everything you know and it's a lot of stress oliver turned 21 last week i'm
45:18gonna go on let it out that felt a little bit judgmental you know oh my god i would never
45:23fucking judge anyone the word beg is not nice i shouldn't have said it trying to get back out
45:28there build my business on being around girls and me being here
45:33to sema
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