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Below Deck Down Under S04E13
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00:15Previously on below deck down under jump off the marina, but naked gets a thousand dollars
00:23Daisy you want to say something? I've been pretty upset this trip quite a lot of selfish behavior
00:28I'm really feeling some tension in the crew. This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day
00:33off
00:33This afternoon, you're gonna go to a villa
00:39I want you to really bond and hopefully just reset and we get through the rest of the season
00:44Well Joe said to me he wasn't into Ali
00:46Really?
00:47Say exactly what you said
00:49You said to me I'm not into Ali like I've cut things off of her
00:51Oh my god
00:52We're co-workers and that's it. I don't want a friendship. Enjoy the cake. I put in a lot of
00:56effort
00:57We can depend on each other
00:58I don't want to have this conversation
01:00Mike
01:00I know what I'm doing
01:01The two of you sort this together
01:03I am done with it
01:05I am done
01:07Mike and Alicia
01:08I went off
01:10Don't engage
01:11We're here to work
01:12You're not able to do that
01:12Buy another job
01:14My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes
01:16What would it be like if I married Jenna?
01:18I don't want to take it too fast
01:20Eddie is the safe bet
01:21He's the type of man you bring home to mom
01:24I take you to the zoo as well
01:25You like the zoo?
01:26Yeah
01:26Oh you and Eddie are doing it
01:28Oh whatever
01:29It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with
01:32Anytime you want to come to the master cabin
01:35I know
01:35I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:36I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:36I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:45I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:50I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:51I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:52I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:54I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:54I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:55I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:57I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:57I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:58I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:58I don't want to take you to the master cabin
01:58I don't want to take you to the master cabin
02:02I don't want to take you to the master cabin
02:05I think, like, I hope, right, I'm listening.
02:12Yeah, I guess.
02:16Are you slightly overwhelmed with this?
02:19No, I'm not at all.
02:21Yeah, okay.
02:47We are still waiting for a few hours.
02:48Okay, go ahead and answer some questions.
02:48Bye.
02:49Bye.
02:50Bye.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
03:05What is going on here?
03:13Yep.
03:15Look at that mess.
03:16I told them to be up at seven.
03:18We've got a tight turnaround and the boat looks like s***.
03:21There should be no reason a crew member should be going to sleep with a boat looking like this.
03:25I've had a talk with them before and they know better.
03:28I know you're all exhausted.
03:29I know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
03:33I think of this as the uphill climb again.
03:35I want everyone to actually get together for the final few charters for us to get home on a really
03:39good even kill.
03:40The opportunity of the villa was to come together and bond.
03:43I thought unity and teamwork would come from that.
03:46They need to get their s*** together and do the job right.
03:48Come on.
03:50That's it.
03:50I'm pissed.
03:53Eddie, we're going to get up, mate.
03:56We're going to get on deck.
03:59Daisy.
04:00Morning.
04:01We're going to get up.
04:02F***.
04:03Let's go, girls.
04:05On deck.
04:06Wakey, wakey.
04:07Give me some more pot there and make sure you catch me something.
04:19Yeah, since when do I start something o'clock?
04:21We're all starting at seven apparently today.
04:24Hey, bub.
04:25Are you all right?
04:27Are you all right?
04:28Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Swim last.
04:30So, we have a pair?
04:32Five past seven.
04:33I said seven o'clock start yesterday.
04:36That means seven o'clock here.
04:38That doesn't mean turning up late and then turning on the coffee machine at five past seven.
04:42Just all over the place.
04:43The boat's a mess.
04:45You sit here and you just know that we're seven o'clock start.
04:47Captain wants to talk to you.
04:49We come here together and we get started together as a team.
04:52But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
04:56Five charters ago, we didn't know each other.
04:58We didn't know what the program is.
04:59Now we do know.
05:00So, there's no excuse from this charter not to excel to the top, right?
05:04Uh, deck, uh, main deck off, please.
05:07Jenna, how's the list?
05:09I'm going to concentrate on the laundry down here.
05:11Go team, go.
05:11So, I'm going to try clean the spa and plan for you to be nice and crap on with the
05:17nose.
05:17Make it good.
05:18Spikely clean.
05:20How are you, Bithul?
05:21I'm good.
05:21How are you?
05:23It's going to be a long day.
05:24If you can organise a wash bucket with everything for the stern.
05:27Yeah, sure.
05:29Yay, there's so much more work to do.
05:33Hey, look what I've just found.
05:35Turn some of this.
05:37Go and roll a ball.
05:38Cheers.
05:43Okay.
05:45So, how's my little galley walk here?
05:47You good?
05:48Yeah, I'm great.
05:49I'm great.
05:50I went to bed this morning at five o'clock this morning.
05:54What were you doing?
05:57Bonding.
05:59I don't want to know about your bonding.
06:01What are you going to do about Eddie?
06:06Eddie's keeping on saying, you're mine, you're mine to me, and I'm like...
06:10I literally...
06:11You need to speak to him.
06:14Everything is just, like, heightened.
06:16I don't know where all of my shit is.
06:20I am drawn to Ben, but I have a connection with Eddie.
06:25However, if we weren't on Katina, I don't know if Eddie and I would even gel together or even make
06:33conversation with each other.
06:35So, I don't know whether to commit to that or explore a little bit and see exactly what I do
06:43want.
06:44What can I help with, Ben?
06:46Should I take any towels and stuff down to Laundry?
06:48No, thank you.
06:49Has that middle bit been done?
06:51No.
06:51No.
06:54Ben, Daisy, and Joelle meet me in the Krimis.
06:59Copy for Ben.
07:01All good.
07:01All good.
07:04I don't even want to f***ing look at him.
07:06Don't worry about that stuff.
07:09All right, guys.
07:10Preferences sheet meeting.
07:11Back at it again.
07:12Four to go.
07:13Let's get into it.
07:14Eight close friends and family from Phoenix, Arizona, are coming to Kenawan on this luxury vacation.
07:20There are four couples, and all should be considered co-primaries.
07:28Since we're having Italian pasta for lunch, I bought some Italian wine.
07:34It's in this fridge, yeah.
07:35But wait, which one?
07:37It's the one that's from Italy.
07:42I've known Chanel's mom, Joanna, since I was 11.
07:46Chanel and I met playing softball.
07:48We were on a travel team, so we would travel, like, across North America at a young age.
07:52A lot of our relationship, travel, eating, checking new spots out.
07:56This trip is eight of us together.
07:58Kyle, my husband.
08:00Chanel and her husband, Joe.
08:02Chanel's mom, Joanna, and her husband, Wes.
08:06Then JJ and Kelsey.
08:08JJ played with Joe on the Diamondbacks.
08:10They played baseball together, and that's how they met, and we're all friends.
08:14I need somebody to grate the cheese, and I know nobody likes to do it, but that's...
08:18That's part of it.
08:19Oh, grate the cheese.
08:20What are we having, by the way?
08:21Oh, lemon anchovy pasta.
08:23Amazing.
08:24My mom is celebrating her birthday this trip.
08:28I believe everybody's birthday should be celebrated big time.
08:32I love my mother.
08:34Traveling with my mother is exhausting.
08:37There is yellow napkins in there to go with it.
08:40It's in the thing marked napkins.
08:42She entertains.
08:43She loves food.
08:44She travels the world.
08:45She is like, let's do a cooking class in Thailand.
08:48She's always in the kitchen, and she'll tell the chefs what they could do better and maybe
08:53what she would do better.
08:54If somebody's a chef, they have more experience, they have an education behind them, they should
08:59be better than I am.
09:00So I'm not really tolerant with mediocre food.
09:06Yeah, I'm a bit nervous for the chef.
09:09What do you think?
09:09Oh my God, this is delicious.
09:11The guests would like a leopard-inspired dinner for Joanna's birthday.
09:15Following dinner, they'd like a performance from the crew for Joanna.
09:20Britt would also love a leopard-inspired cake to continue celebrating Joanna.
09:25Cool.
09:26Yeah, cool.
09:26Look, they're coming on for a short charter.
09:28Lovely.
09:29I want them to have the time in their life.
09:30We need to amp it up.
09:32Sounds great.
09:33So let's look at dishes, let's look at planning, let's look at service, let's visualise how
09:37it's going to go out.
09:38You guys are dealing with a lot going on.
09:40They seem better today.
09:41That's good.
09:42You know, I want people to be here.
09:43I want them to stay, I want them to grow, I want them to push through this, but if they're
09:47not, I'll make changes.
09:49So let's help them on their way, eh?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Thank you very much.
09:58Hello, you.
09:59I saw you.
10:00Really?
10:01Trying to hide as quick as possible.
10:03So you and Jenna share a kiss.
10:06Oh.
10:07Jenna clearly fancies the pants off of me.
10:12That's about it, really, isn't it?
10:14I'm not going to be serious about this.
10:17Alicia and Mike, can I speak to you, please?
10:19I'm here.
10:20You can't have it.
10:21Yeah.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Where do I begin?
10:25Inferno.
10:27I'm not happy.
10:28And I need the two of you to understand how serious this is.
10:34The two of you have an ego.
10:36And it needs to go.
10:38I just want to know specifics.
10:40Like, what have I done exactly wrong?
10:42What's Alicia done exactly wrong?
10:43Because...
10:43I'm sick of you pot stirring.
10:45I'm sick of you complaining.
10:46You're both adults.
10:48Start asking for help in a manner that is kind and respectful.
10:54I'm here to guide you.
10:55I'm here to help you.
10:56I feel like I've been very supportive to both of you.
10:59Yeah, I agree.
10:59But now it's time for you guys to start figuring this out on your own.
11:03I want team player.
11:04Yeah.
11:04I want respectful tones towards each other.
11:07And I want to stop with the egos.
11:10Well, the fact that me and Mike are sat here together on the jumping block,
11:14he's put me in this position, and now I'm going to suffer as a consequence.
11:18Like, I have tried to work with Mike, and he doesn't want it.
11:22He doesn't want direction.
11:23He doesn't want to do it.
11:24He doesn't even want to clean.
11:25Mike does not give a flying about anyone that's not Mike.
11:29Have a good day.
11:30Will do.
11:32Thank you, guys.
11:36It's just...
11:36Yeah, let's just not worry about it.
11:38Let's just move on from it.
11:41Right.
11:46I'm getting a coffee.
11:47Do you want one?
11:48Yeah, I want that one.
11:49Nice coffee.
11:52Ready to take on this new charter.
11:55Right.
11:56Unfortunately, we are cake-less.
11:58A shame that we had to give it to the ingrate.
12:01Yes.
12:04He took the cake, and then he was like, yeah, cake's great.
12:07By the way, I want nothing to do with it.
12:09Yeah, what a bastard.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, sex.
12:17Just some deck remaining and the windows.
12:24Ben, do you have a second to talk?
12:27Me?
12:28Yeah.
12:28For you?
12:29Yeah.
12:29It's just a brief chat.
12:31Oh, really?
12:33You're not going to like what I'm going to say.
12:35Oh, great.
12:36There's a few things that I need from you to make service go smoother.
12:40What?
12:40Do you think in the morning you could try and take, like, time just to, like...
12:47Because I think it would help you to menu plan your day.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Because I know chefs think on the fly, and I feel like you do that a lot,
12:55but I think it would help not have you so, like, last minute.
13:00That's not that easy for a chef, because it's like, when that happens,
13:04the menu changes, and it screws me.
13:07Trust me.
13:08Because there's enough time to be like, oh, no, can he not make this or whatever?
13:12You know, I'd rather just be isolated in the kitchen, doing what I want,
13:15or doing what I think I want.
13:17After last charter, honestly, I am so embarrassed.
13:20I cannot be the only person on this boat having nightmares about soapy eggs.
13:26Does your egg taste weird?
13:28My eggs taste like dish soap.
13:30What did you guys put in eggs?
13:32They put soap in the guests' eggs.
13:36What the hell?
13:37They need to get some serious organization in there, and quick.
13:41What about trying today, having your lunch and your dinner idea...
13:46Yeah.
13:47...going up to just the primary?
13:49That's the way I would do it.
13:51It's just so tough, because they get on the boat,
13:53and they want snacks, and they eat it.
13:54I know, I know.
13:55I think we're doing well, but, like, keep the communication going.
13:59Yeah.
14:01Okay, cool.
14:02All right, okay.
14:02Thanks, Ben.
14:03Yeah, no worries.
14:04Thanks a lot.
14:05Good morning.
14:06Nice to see you.
14:07You too.
14:07How's it going?
14:09Whatever.
14:10Jenna, Jenna, Alicia, all the cabins have been done.
14:15Has this been done?
14:17I've bleached it.
14:18Well, you need to do more than bleach it.
14:20You need to clean it.
14:21What have I got to do?
14:22What?
14:23All crew, all crew.
14:25We are one hour away from guest arrival.
14:27And this, you need, like, a...
14:28What is that?
14:29You need, like, a...
14:29It's...
14:33Um...
14:33Do you have a minute?
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:34What do you need a hand with?
14:35No, I don't need a hand with anything.
14:37I just want to chat.
14:37Why am I nervous right now?
14:40Don't be nervous.
14:42Don't be nervous.
14:43No.
14:45I'm...
14:45Obviously, I had time to think about a lot of things.
14:49And I really respect you.
14:51And I really enjoy accompanying you.
14:54And I don't want to, like, lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards.
15:00Because I just don't see it happening.
15:12I don't want to lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards.
15:17Because I just don't see it happening.
15:22Well, so you don't think that we could try after this or anything like that?
15:26How would it work?
15:27In two different continents.
15:30Like, we both work on yards.
15:32So I don't want someone to get hurt really badly at the end of this.
15:37I personally don't think it's getting hurt badly.
15:40If you like someone, you make it work.
15:43You just...
15:44You make the effort.
15:45We have two completely different lifestyles.
15:48I just don't see our lives merging.
15:50But it just feels it's gone from one...
15:52Flipped from one coin to the other.
15:54You've just cuddled with me this morning.
15:56We've had our bodies against each other and kissing and everything.
16:00And that intimacy.
16:01And then you've just gone,
16:01Oh, actually full 180.
16:04I don't want to do this.
16:05Like, that's just...
16:07Baffling.
16:10Right, well, I need to just have a bit of time to think on what you've said.
16:14If that's right.
16:15You've just dumped that on me now.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17Right for the charlotte.
16:22Boom.
16:24Beautiful.
16:27Okay, I'll give you a space.
16:28Yeah, please.
16:33Attention all crew, this is a 30-minute heads-up until guest arrivals.
16:37Okay, let's go.
16:38Let's get changed into our white.
16:45Hmm.
16:51She's cuddled off with me.
16:53F*** off.
16:54Why?
16:55She's like, I don't see what can happen after I've got a too luxurious lifestyle,
17:01which she can't afford.
17:02Is that what I just said?
17:03We have two completely different lifestyles.
17:06I just don't see our lives merging.
17:08I quite like her a lot, so...
17:10Yeah.
17:11...it's just like, right, well, cheers for doing that just before the charlotte.
17:14Yeah, and I'm sorry about that as well.
17:16Nah, it's all good, mate.
17:17Thanks for that.
17:18Oh, yeah.
17:19I've got you back from her, you know that?
17:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:21I just broke it off with Eddie.
17:24He'll feel sad, which sucks.
17:26Like, I'm always the one who's broken up with.
17:29But I think you're definitely doing the right thing.
17:32I've never had to break up with someone so early on.
17:35You know what I mean?
17:38All right, team, let's go.
17:39Let's get out in the dark.
17:41Yeah.
17:43Positive, positive mental attitude.
17:45You're welcome.
17:46What's up, buddy?
17:47Well, let's talk about it.
17:56There's your boat, bro.
17:57Do they sell sweatshirts for the Sandy Lane?
17:59We want Sandy Lane merch.
18:03Hello, how are you?
18:04Britt, nice to meet you.
18:05Hi, Britt.
18:06I'm Daisy.
18:07Nice to meet you.
18:07Hi, Jenna.
18:08I love you to meet you.
18:09Welcome on board.
18:10Is it your boat, Jason?
18:11It's live in Thursday.
18:13Yeah.
18:14Oh, thank you.
18:15It is.
18:17Welcome, everyone.
18:18Welcome to Katina.
18:19Can anybody bring the sun?
18:21Maybe.
18:23It's a blessing in disguise.
18:24We'll keep the heat out a bit.
18:25But it's only going to be an hour to the Anchorage.
18:27We'll get everything in the water and we'll get wet anyway.
18:29So, Daisy, we'll show you around.
18:30Four hours, this group will have to turn upside down.
18:34If you want to follow me, I'll give you a tour of the boat.
18:36In here, we have the main saloon.
18:38Get your blues on, get lucky, Jen, and we'll get out of here, girl.
18:40So, these two cabins are the two primaries.
18:43Unbelievable.
18:44Oh, yeah, these are so nice.
18:45Where do we put Joanna?
18:46That's really the question.
18:47This is the rollers for the slide.
18:48Oh, I'm not doing anything.
18:50Oh, 100%, I'm doing this.
18:51I'm not doing that.
18:52I'm zero, zero.
18:52I'm doing this all day, every day.
18:54Zero.
18:55All right, let's get a mixing bowl.
18:57Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
18:59In a good mood today.
19:08You okay?
19:10Not really, no.
19:13What a dumb question.
19:14Are you okay?
19:16Okay, here.
19:16All luggage on board.
19:17We're changing into blues.
19:18Getting to our stations now.
19:20May I order a tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime?
19:23Yeah, tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime.
19:25Okay, you can take all lines off.
19:26Coffee, taking two off.
19:28Concentrate on putting this where it needs to go.
19:31What's this for?
19:32This is for the toe line, because that's the next move.
19:35Okay.
19:36Toe line.
19:38He wants a tequila on the rocks with a dash of lime.
19:41Perfect.
19:42I'm just going to get into my blaze.
19:43All lines are in.
19:46We're moving.
19:47We're moving.
19:48Four quarter is opening.
19:51Clear to swing.
19:53Release the tenders now.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Both tenders at toe now.
20:00We're going an hour.
20:01We're going to anchor, and then they're going to put out all the water stuff.
20:04So we're going down that slide.
20:06Ellie is going to turn into a buzzing machine.
20:09Yeah, I'm ready.
20:10And forget all of her woes.
20:12Okay.
20:13Right, love?
20:13Oh, sorry.
20:15I owe you one.
20:15Yes, yes, yes.
20:17Yes, yes, yes, Ellie.
20:19Elena.
20:20Yep.
20:20Elena, get your laughing gear around this.
20:23There seems to be a difference in Ben this morning.
20:25It's just his energy.
20:26He's being very goofy.
20:28It's weird.
20:28Like, where is this coming from?
20:30Is there a spoon in there?
20:31I'll take this one.
20:31There's the spoon, yeah?
20:33Don't swallow the spoon.
20:34Never mind me your name.
20:35I'm Jenna.
20:36What is the what?
20:36Her name is Jenna.
20:38She's really bad with J names, because Joanna sucks with names that start with J.
20:42It's very difficult for her.
20:43Are you family, or are you just friends?
20:45Well, sometimes.
20:45Sometimes.
20:46Family's an insult, so I'll say family, but actually it's mostly friends.
20:49You guys seem like a fun group.
20:50I love it.
20:52Okay, drop, drop, drop.
20:56We're bringing the tender to a short toe.
20:58All is clear in the arms.
20:59Long stay now.
21:00Gotta lock that up.
21:03Copy.
21:05Deck team, let's get the slide out.
21:07Copy on my way.
21:08Oh, it's a beautiful day for Katina to sail away.
21:14Have you been down the slide?
21:15Oh, no, I haven't.
21:16Okay, that's not good.
21:18You're not making me feel better.
21:19Have you gone down the slide?
21:21I haven't done the slide.
21:22No, so no one here has gone down the slide that is working here.
21:26Kat, so have you gone down the slide?
21:28I'm going down.
21:29You're going to go now?
21:30Yeah.
21:30Oh, okay, good.
21:31You go down the slide.
21:32I'm going home on a plane.
21:34Okay, Ben.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Sorry, are you doing the birthday cake tonight?
21:37The vanilla essence with ice cream?
21:40I did a chocolate.
21:41Okay.
21:42Have you checked that with the primary?
21:44I've already made the cake, so yeah.
21:47You know?
21:48I had to get it out of the way in the morning.
21:49I know, but do you not think it would have been wise to say, pull the primary?
21:52No, I think it would have been a shocking idea, and we've been through this before.
21:55Sorry, honey.
21:56That's the one thing I'm going to combat you on.
21:58Cakes are very specific, and I think they're going to absolutely love it.
22:01But do you not want me to go up and say, hey, Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake instead
22:06of just giving it to them?
22:07Nope.
22:08Because they're going to come up with something else then.
22:10Nope.
22:10No, I say Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake, just to let you know.
22:13And she goes, okay, thank you so much for letting me know so I don't get a weird surprise.
22:16I will go up with the cake, and I will explain it to them when it's in front of them.
22:20Okay, I think that's weird, but whatever.
22:21Thanks, Daisy.
22:23You right?
22:24100%, yeah.
22:25No, it's not 100%.
22:26It's 100% the wrong decision, but whatever.
22:29Yeah, you're right.
22:30I think it's 110.
22:32Why are you asking a galley hunt?
22:34Daisy, seriously, you're just opening up an avenue.
22:37You've said no, it's fine, but I do think it's the wrong decision, but I'll follow your decision.
22:42It's a power trip.
22:43He wants to think that he's in charge over the guests, over the crew, but this is not Ben's trip.
22:50This is the guest trip.
22:52And then little Miss Ellie, with her head stuck up Ben's ass, goes, oh, you're so right, Ben.
22:57I feel like I'm going crazy.
22:59Just give the people what they want.
23:02Nowhere on those pepperoni sheets does it say we don't like chocolate, we don't like cheesecake.
23:06Oh, really, really me off.
23:09All right, can you give me carte blanche?
23:11I have carte blanche.
23:12I'm on board, you guys.
23:21Oh, my God.
23:22Oh, my freaking God.
23:24So he threw some soap on.
23:25You can see it, right?
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27And they're going.
23:29What?
23:29They pushed him.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:32That's what, that's freaking crazy.
23:35Oh, boy.
23:37Sorry, man, I couldn't help it.
23:40She wanted a vanilla essence cake, right?
23:43Yeah.
23:44Daisy's got me freaking freaked out now.
23:46I think it's delicious, and they're going to be happy.
23:49It's going to be insane.
23:52Daisy's one of those people that thinks all chefs are superheroes.
23:55It's the how to piss off the galley department playbook.
24:00F*** it.
24:01Let's just make another Kate.
24:03I have tremendous trust issues with Chief Stews.
24:06Kate wasn't a great communicator.
24:09I was completely in the dark.
24:10You saw me getting stressed earlier because I didn't know what was going on.
24:14Three hours later, I still didn't know what was going on.
24:17All I've got is time.
24:18All I've got on this boat is a bunch of time on this boat.
24:21Are they liking?
24:23I don't hover over them when I take their first bite, but I'll keep you posted.
24:27But with Daisy, it's very clear.
24:29It's obviously too clear.
24:31Start firing up the second course once this goes, because they're going to eat this really quick.
24:36I'm here to put the pressure on.
24:37Yeah, well, stop doing that.
24:38But that's my job.
24:40A little bit of pressure's nice, but a lot of pressure's not nice.
24:45I feel like sometimes she's working against me.
24:47Doing two cakes in one morning is pretty f***ing good, by the way.
24:55All right, we'll do that.
24:57Nice!
24:58It's finally time for duck.
25:00I've been waiting for this moment.
25:01Yeah, I love it.
25:07It's a new concoction.
25:08And would you let some crazy chocolate over the top?
25:10Oh, my gosh, you're so bougie.
25:12Oh, look at this.
25:15If you wanted to go and speak to them, now is probably a good time.
25:20I'm busy.
25:21I'm good.
25:22Whatever.
25:22It is a good one.
25:24No problem.
25:26Here's candles.
25:27You want candles?
25:28Hey, you.
25:29Hi.
25:30You want candles?
25:32I'll take anything.
25:34You'll take anything?
25:34Yeah.
25:35Whatever you get.
25:36Yeah.
25:39All right, come on in.
25:40You're just pissing around.
25:44So what's the theme?
25:46Lip and print.
25:48Hey.
25:49I love this.
25:50I love the lip and print.
25:51It looks so cool.
25:52Whose birthday is it?
25:53Joanna's.
25:54Maybe.
25:55You and Mike do a dance.
25:57Brilliant.
26:01See you in a little bit.
26:03Yeah, I'm here.
26:07I want to just go over the knives and forth.
26:10Like, I want the chairs, like, perfect.
26:13But it needs to be super, super straight.
26:16Perfect.
26:17How are you guys doing?
26:18Look at us.
26:19Yeah.
26:19Maybe I have a question for you.
26:20Yeah, of course.
26:21For dinner.
26:21Is it Italian or it's not Italian?
26:23Let me check.
26:24Ben, Ben, can you come to the main salon?
26:26Guests want to talk to you about dinner.
26:28Copy.
26:29Shirt open or shirt closed?
26:31Shirt open.
26:33You hungry?
26:34Yes.
26:35Hey, guys, how are we?
26:36What do we got tonight?
26:37Crispy duck spring roll.
26:38Ooh.
26:39Yep.
26:39I was going to do some wahoo.
26:41What is that?
26:42It's a fish.
26:44Wahoo?
26:44Which you're not that excited about, are you?
26:47No.
26:48That's cute.
26:48That's cute.
26:49Let's do it.
26:50You're cute.
26:50We all like pasta.
26:51Yeah, of course.
26:52I love it.
26:52And I married an Italian, so, you know, I love an Italian.
26:56Yeah, yeah, of course.
26:56With lemon and anchovy and garlic.
26:59That's one of Chanel and I's favorite.
27:01Yeah, yeah, I got you.
27:02Very rarely does a guest come in with last minute pasta dish requests 10 minutes before
27:08dinner.
27:08Ben should have checked in with them before dinner like I told him to.
27:12Told you so.
27:13No, I don't think Daisy's right in any shape or form.
27:18F***, man.
27:19These guys are kind of full on.
27:21I'm f***ing starving.
27:22I'm doing good on the stairs.
27:24Probably got 27 times up and down.
27:26Look at...
27:27It looks so good.
27:28So cute.
27:29Golly, golly, the guests have moved up to this long dark.
27:31All right.
27:32Brilliant.
27:33Alicia, Alicia, you can go and start on carbons that are free.
27:37Housekeeping.
27:38I love leopard.
27:40I just...
27:40Oh, do you?
27:41Yeah.
27:41Do we have cans of anchovies?
27:43I'm freaking out now.
27:44Yes, we do have.
27:45Are you sure?
27:46Yes.
27:47Would you like some mosaic?
27:48Sure, sure, sure.
27:49Golly, golly.
27:50We have all gaff at the table.
27:52It smells in head.
27:53Don't push it too hard.
27:54Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
27:55Well done.
27:57Are you perfect?
27:58Perfect.
28:03Where's my dinner?
28:04Wahoo.
28:05What's wahoo?
28:06It's a fish.
28:08Crispy duck spring roll.
28:10Sweet chili slaw.
28:11Oh, here's food.
28:12Good.
28:12Here we go.
28:13Crispy duck spring roll with a sweet chili slaw.
28:16It's really good.
28:17The water's boiling for the pasta.
28:19Should it go in?
28:19All right, cool.
28:20Yeah.
28:21That was delicious.
28:22It was so good.
28:23Golly, we are hearing.
28:25Roger.
28:26Delicious.
28:27I've got to cook the fish, and then we're going to cook the pasta.
28:34F***ing hell, ma'am.
28:37How are you doing, guys?
28:38Hi.
28:39You look like you're in riding.
28:40I'm taking her to the little basket.
28:42It's a bit old.
28:43All right, here we go.
28:45Ladies, service, please.
28:47Potatoes leonais.
28:49Sauteed wahoo, please.
28:50Ben's alive.
28:51He's awake.
28:52Jenna's gone to get the pasta for you now.
28:54Beautiful.
28:55Oh, s***.
28:57Where's the colander?
28:59S***.
29:00They're over there on the shelf.
29:02The potatoes are delicious.
29:04I've got to s*** up.
29:06I am starving.
29:07Who's getting hangry?
29:08Well, all of us.
29:10Yeah.
29:11We didn't set a timer for the pasta.
29:14Is it kind of good?
29:14It's like nearly okay.
29:17Should we boil more?
29:19It's just going to f*** us.
29:21It has a fish, and it's overcooked.
29:24Oh, wow.
29:25Brick came out fading.
29:26So many f***ing directions.
29:27So many f***ing people around.
29:29Mine's not over there.
29:30Really?
29:31F***, man.
29:32F***, f***.
29:34No, Britt, it is toughness, right?
29:36It's like a protein source.
29:3811 minutes, so he's set it for 8 minutes or 9 minutes.
29:42No, it's like prison fish.
29:44Losing it.
29:45It's terrible.
29:55All right, set a timer, please.
29:578 minutes.
29:57Okay, I'm sorry.
29:58Very important.
29:59It has a fish, and it's overcooked.
30:01I love how you guys all talk s*** back and back.
30:04Oh, no, if he asked, I would tell him.
30:05He never asks.
30:07We're just starving.
30:10F***, you know.
30:10We ready to clear?
30:12Coffee for Gally.
30:13I got underfed.
30:15Well, thank God we added the pasta, right?
30:16Thank God, or I would have wasted it away.
30:18Problem is with Ben's, he's f***ing slow as the molasses.
30:23Like some kind of f***ing vendetta against your chefs or something.
30:27I'm going to get one of the boys to eat this when they do me.
30:30They would love that.
30:31Two minutes.
30:33Yep.
30:33Eddie, same routine as last time, but at the start, we're going to go,
30:37da, da, da, da, da.
30:41We're going to go, one, two, three.
30:47Here we go.
30:48Is Ben awake?
30:52They'll be happy with this pasta, though.
30:54They'll be very happy with it.
30:56I love it.
30:58I think it fits so.
31:02I didn't want to end things at all with Jenna.
31:04She did, but definitely there's still something there.
31:07So do I still feel like I've got a chance?
31:10Yeah.
31:12Yeah.
31:14Okay, I'm ready.
31:16Let's go.
31:17Here's our family style.
31:19Pasta.
31:19Yes.
31:20Prende la pasta.
31:21This is good.
31:23You didn't overcook it.
31:24Thank the Lord.
31:25This has got really good flavour.
31:26Mm-hmm.
31:27Mm.
31:27I don't feel like I need to do much more to this.
31:31Right, you ready?
31:32A little high-espray and top warm.
31:36Yeah, thank you very much.
31:37Gally, gally, that's the table cleared.
31:42What is this?
31:43Thanks?
31:44Yeah.
31:45You like it?
31:48Wow.
31:50What?
31:51So good.
31:52You think so?
31:56I think we're ready for all the crew on the main saloon.
32:00When you guys are ready, we can have dessert downstairs.
32:03Oh.
32:04We can?
32:05The guests are on their way down.
32:07Oh, f***.
32:10Oh, look at these guys are in robes.
32:13Welcome, welcome.
32:14Where are you guys on my birthday?
32:16Oh, that's so good.
32:18Fantastic.
32:19I don't know.
32:20I have a feeling you're a little bit more aggressive than he is.
32:23Are you ready for it?
32:24Oh, I'm ready.
32:25I was born ready, honey.
32:28Oh, I'm ready.
32:29I'm the one that watches you.
32:30Woo!
32:32Jenna, here we go.
32:34I can't f***ing look.
32:35Chanel, this is your mom.
32:36Do you like to sit like that, Joanne?
32:38Well, I don't have any underwear on.
32:39I'm like a rocker, but he cheeky like a princess.
32:42But they know I'm the queen.
32:44Bow down with you.
32:45Step in now, step in now, to my perky ocean.
32:48I have had a very long day.
32:51I mean, I've been up since a crack of dawn, scrubbing toilets.
32:56That's my wife.
32:57Not tonight.
33:00And to me, this is what I do best.
33:03Round of applause for Joanne.
33:05No money.
33:06No money.
33:07I'm back in my natural habitat.
33:10Cheers.
33:10Yeah, Joanne.
33:12Well done.
33:12Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:13Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:14Happy birthday, baby.
33:15Cheers.
33:16No, is it a leopard?
33:17Yeah.
33:18From Egypt.
33:19That is something.
33:20Magic Mike and Friends, thank you.
33:23Oh, God.
33:24Can you spit less?
33:26Yeah.
33:27Well done.
33:28Ready?
33:28Yeah.
33:30That will get us the tip.
33:33It's pacing on the cake.
33:34Oh, that looks good.
33:37White cake, right on.
33:38What the f***?
33:39You want to try it on cake?
33:41I might try it a little bit.
33:41Yeah, try it.
33:42Is it good?
33:43I don't love cake, and this is really good.
33:45This is awesome.
33:47Let's go.
33:48Good night.
33:48Appreciate you guys.
33:49Of course.
33:50Good night.
33:51You made a new cake.
33:53You're welcome, Ben.
33:59Good morning.
34:02Ben woke up this morning.
34:04F***ing trial.
34:06What's the time?
34:08Sharing a room with him is absolute.
34:11I was just saying it's good that she has been to, like, then, too,
34:14but that's probably a bit awkward for Ben.
34:17You share a room with her.
34:18It's going to be really awkward when you're cuddling.
34:20Whatever.
34:23I've been waiting to pursue things with Daisy
34:24because I didn't want to hurt Ellie more than I had already.
34:28Now that it's over,
34:29I can't help myself from being drawn towards her.
34:32I thought at this point,
34:33Joao would have come to me and said,
34:35I like you or whatever,
34:37but he is not making a move,
34:40so very confusing.
34:42It's disgusting.
34:43It's slow life behavior.
34:44Okay.
34:45I know, I know.
34:46It's all right.
34:47Static manipulative trash can.
34:51Are you up here to help me?
34:53I haven't been asked to.
34:54I just thought I would.
34:55Oh, thank you.
34:56Here we go.
34:58All right, concentrate on those eggs, please.
34:59I'm concentrating.
35:01Ready to go?
35:02Yeah, ma'am.
35:03Do you want to hear some peanut butter for you?
35:06Now, could you take those and turn them into cookies?
35:09Oh.
35:10Let me go and see what we can do.
35:12Can we get this out there, please, while they're warm?
35:14Please.
35:15Is that it for breakfast for us?
35:17I hope so.
35:18I want to go out in the water against, like, looking pretty nice.
35:21I'll be going swimming.
35:22Okay, I'll see you all down there by the water.
35:26Mike and Alicia, you can get started in cabins.
35:29Do I have five minutes for some cereal?
35:31Of course.
35:32Yeah, take a chill.
35:33Thanks.
35:33Yeah, no, now's your time.
35:34Now's our time to just relax for, like, 15 minutes.
35:37Good.
35:39Oh, no way.
35:40Should I front flip as well?
35:41Ben, sorry to mention this.
35:43I think they really want homemade cookies.
35:46I don't know if that's something that's doable.
35:48Yeah.
35:49This thing is pretty cool.
35:52It's remarkable.
35:53You mentioned, let's take a 30-minute break,
35:55and then one minute later, Daisy comes.
35:57And by the way, they want homemade cookies.
35:59Like, okay.
36:00No, I...
36:01Nearly there, Mark.
36:02Nearly there.
36:03Did the guests ask for the cookies, or is this your idea?
36:06I don't even think they did yet.
36:07Charter guests, although I love them,
36:10they're sort of the enemy,
36:12because we're trying to please them,
36:13and they're quite often trying to make our lives difficult.
36:16But it seems like Daisy's kind of joining in their fun.
36:20Yep.
36:21I didn't actually use a recipe for this, so wish me luck.
36:25Thank you for your help, this charter.
36:27No, it's been my pleasure.
36:30We just asked the last charter to scrobble,
36:32which is nice to know that we have each other's back.
36:35I don't know if I got that far, like...
36:37I knew you were going to have some sort of rebuttal.
36:39Right, go on, Mendova.
36:41When do they want the cookies?
36:42After lunch, or what?
36:43I haven't told you you're making them.
36:44I've just heard comments,
36:46so I thought it was a good idea to make them.
36:47Yeah, I bet you did.
36:48Yeah, that's what I thought.
36:49Nice job.
36:52Okay.
36:57When do they want the cookies?
36:58I don't know, they haven't asked.
37:01I didn't say you have to make these cookies.
37:03I said if it was possible, it's a good suggestion.
37:06Great, and I'm telling you the guests are going to f***ing love it.
37:09I do things to help you,
37:11so please don't shoo me like I'm a f***ing dog.
37:13You had a little smirk on your face.
37:15A smirk on my face?
37:16Yeah, you did.
37:17Desi, I think we're done here.
37:19I made the cookies.
37:20I don't give a f*** about the f***ing cookies.
37:22I made a suggestion, take it or leave it.
37:24Zero f***ing given.
37:25Don't ever shoo me again.
37:35Desi, I think we're done here.
37:37I made the cookies.
37:38We should all be very proud.
37:39I made a suggestion, take it or leave it.
37:41Don't ever shoo me again.
37:44That suggestion manifested itself into eight beautiful cookies.
37:47You should be proud of yourself there.
37:49You want to finish the season with no more suggestions?
37:53Absolutely f***ing fine.
37:54Figure it out on yourself.
37:55Let's see how that goes.
37:58We just had a big fight.
37:59You can use me like a punching bag like he does everybody else,
38:02but f***ing shooing me like a f***ing dog.
38:05I'm annoyed as well because I feel like it's sending Ellie the wrong message.
38:08Being like, it's okay, you don't respect me.
38:11Yeah, it's not cool.
38:12She did have a smirk on her face.
38:14You saw it, right?
38:15That's what annoyed me.
38:16Do not give a f***.
38:18Dick, dick.
38:19Let's get ready to lift anchor.
38:21Copy.
38:21All right, let's do this.
38:23And Mike, we'll do a Paloma for Chanel.
38:26Two more Palomas.
38:27No problem.
38:28Let's go.
38:28You can pick it up.
38:30The anchor chain is up and down right now.
38:35Anchor in the pocket.
38:38Oh, that's so great.
38:41All right, so filet mignon and then Dijon.
38:43Filet mignon and then Dijon.
38:46Okay.
38:47Dick, dick, dick, dick.
38:48Ready to enter the marina.
38:49Hi, Ben.
38:50Hello.
38:51Should we put the Dijon on the, uh...
38:53I actually made that for the steak.
38:54Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
38:56Oh, my God, this is so good.
38:57This is perfect.
38:59Unbelievable.
39:00Oh.
39:01Thank you, Ben.
39:02Appreciate you.
39:03I made some fresh cookies for you guys.
39:04Did you make cookies?
39:05Yeah.
39:06No.
39:07You did?
39:08Yeah, I did.
39:09I'm very happy he made us cookies.
39:11I think they came out pretty well, actually.
39:13He made us cookies.
39:14Homemade.
39:15The steak is outstanding.
39:17That's a redeeming steak.
39:19Okay, our steak, are we ready to go in?
39:20Our steak is clear.
39:22You can proceed.
39:22I mean, you guys need to stand up and look at this.
39:25Like, this is absolutely incredible.
39:27High five!
39:28Well done.
39:29Here we have homemade chocolate chip cookies,
39:31and this is, like, an icing den.
39:33Ben, like, he's killing it in the last part, though.
39:36Like, you know.
39:36Oh, he's bringing it in the end.
39:40Told you so.
39:42Did you just hear me?
39:44Oh, I'm sorry for getting your f***ing brainy points
39:47to help you on your f***ing redemption.
39:49I didn't give him the one credit.
39:50Oh, these are good.
39:52Mmm, chewy.
39:54I'm going to go and get into my white suit.
39:55Your cookies are amazing.
39:56It's a switch.
39:57Yeah, 15 meters from the starboard dock.
40:00Could you imagine trying to back this thing up?
40:01Like, I don't like to back into parking spots in my car.
40:04Steady my fort leading spring now.
40:08Tighten all lines, guys.
40:10Both our lines are on.
40:12Okay, I got four lines on.
40:14Thank you very much, guys.
40:15Well done.
40:15That was great.
40:16Shutting down.
40:19Okay, I'm going to go pack it up.
40:21I'm not ready to leave.
40:23I know.
40:23I don't want to leave either.
40:25You gave them all five.
40:26I gave them all five.
40:27It was actually an unbelievable experience.
40:30You and Daisy, huh?
40:32Doing too well today.
40:34Apparently, she's offended.
40:37You offending someone?
40:39I don't believe you.
40:39It wasn't that.
40:40I mean, f***ing hell.
40:42Why don't you go for an adult dinner tonight?
40:44You, me, and Daisy, baby.
40:46You can settle it over at dinner.
40:47Why not?
40:47We'd have a little H.O.D. dinner.
40:50All right, well, I'd put it like that.
40:53Where's that big box?
40:55We've got to go, we've got to go, we've got to go.
40:58Ew.
40:59It's jamming in there.
41:00Okay, in line, guys.
41:03Oh, God.
41:04Thank you, my darling.
41:05It was fantastic.
41:06Thank you so much.
41:06Thank you so much, Ben.
41:08I'm going to miss you.
41:10Better late than never been.
41:12Thank you very much.
41:14Thank you very much.
41:15Thank you so much.
41:16All your hard work.
41:17I'll give this over to you.
41:18That's what I want to say.
41:19Thank you, guys.
41:20It was just the best.
41:22Just for you guys.
41:23Cheers.
41:24See you soon.
41:25Bye.
41:28All right, everyone.
41:29Let's clean this place up.
41:31Blues.
41:32I mean, it's pretty good shape.
41:33Like, I started to burn.
41:34No, it was a really good try.
41:36That one.
41:36That one was cool as ****.
41:38I was speaking to Ben about potentially us three going out for a dinner.
41:41Oh, yeah.
41:42He said that he had his first argument with you.
41:45He was really rude.
41:45Really rude.
41:46Like, looks me up and down and, like, shoes me out of the gully.
41:49I was like, no.
41:50At the end of the day, it's just a little wiki.
41:53What are we doing?
41:54You're having an HOD meeting without me.
41:55He's trying to persuade me to come to dinner as a HOD.
41:59We're older and we're HOD, so **** it.
42:02I'm into it.
42:02Whatever you kids decide, I'll do it.
42:04What's happening?
42:05We might be going out for dinner first as a HOD, but we're going to meet you after for a
42:10drink.
42:10Perfect.
42:13That's **** hot.
42:15It's head of department, Amelia.
42:17You're a Dex Q, right?
42:18Yeah.
42:19What are you thinking about it?
42:19You're the head of the Dex Q department.
42:22I'm the only Dex Q.
42:23That means I'm the head of the Dex Q department, you're right.
42:26So you're allowed to come for dinner, mate.
42:28****, ****.
42:29Daisy's going to love it.
42:30You're an HOD, mate.
42:31This could go down in history.
42:35It's wet.
42:41Alicia.
42:42Attention all crew.
42:44Please be ready in the main salon immediately for a kit meeting.
42:48Copy for Dick.
42:49We're finished working now.
42:51Yeah, I'm just an hour.
42:53Are we...
42:56All right, what do we got?
42:58Where's Ben?
42:59Has anyone seen him?
43:00No.
43:00What could have been better?
43:02The food.
43:03Oof.
43:04Area of improvement.
43:05Food.
43:05Oof.
43:07Ben.
43:07Tip meeting, buddy.
43:08Come on.
43:09No, Bobby.
43:10Come on, bud.
43:11God, it must be nice to be a guest on this roast.
43:15Ben being late to the tip meeting is a classic example of what is going on down in the galley.
43:21He doesn't respect anybody else's time.
43:23Honestly, I'm so ****ing done with it.
43:25Jason's right there.
43:28All right, here we are.
43:29Tip meeting.
43:30Let's go.
43:32That was a good one.
43:33Just sit.
43:34Ben's not here.
43:34I don't care.
43:35I don't give a ****.
43:36Oh, okay.
43:37We're here to have a tip meeting.
43:38If you haven't got the respect to be up here, it's okay.
43:52All right, here we are.
43:53Tip meeting.
43:54Let's go.
43:57All right, guys.
43:58Just sit.
43:59Ben's not here.
43:59I don't care.
44:00I don't give a ****.
44:01No.
44:02We're here to have a tip meeting.
44:03If you haven't got the respect to be up here, it's so bad.
44:11All right.
44:12Deck did quite a good job.
44:13So, well done.
44:17Everyone want a round of applause for Ben?
44:20Ben, I call it on the radio.
44:22I want everyone here.
44:22I need you to set a standard for everyone else as well.
44:24Cross the board.
44:26The reviews say it all.
44:28The reviews say it all.
44:55Get in front of the guests.
44:56Get in front of the guests.
44:56See what they want.
44:58Everyone love the crew.
44:59MVP is definitely Magic Mike.
45:03Come on, Mikey.
45:04The tips today were $28,000.
45:10Whoa.
45:11That's $2,100.
45:17Personally, this big tip that we got was because of me.
45:20I'm going to have to use all of my charter tips to restock on hairspray.
45:25Okay, so everyone got their money.
45:26Yes, yes, yes.
45:28Um, look, the helmet's got to go somewhere.
45:30The helmet has to go to...
45:35Ben?
45:36I had to start the tip meeting without you.
45:39I am slightly embarrassed.
45:40Yep, Jason, you're right.
45:42I'm tardy and I suck at cooking.
45:44My food I take very personally, so...
45:47I probably won't be wearing this tonight,
45:49but I will take it as a beautiful gift
45:53from my illustrious captain.
45:55There you go.
45:57Cheers.
45:58Reflections starts now.
46:00All right, thanks, guys.
46:02Okay, can Mike, team come?
46:04Um, Daisy, I do need to have a chat with you about something.
46:07Head of department, Mike, HOD.
46:10No, no.
46:11I'm the only one in my department.
46:14Let's secure the last lines.
46:16Bring the ones in from the dock.
46:17Yeah, last a little bit.
46:18I think people are worried
46:19and get at the power that I could actually have.
46:21I can't near this anymore.
46:22It's bullsh**.
46:24Ben looks furious.
46:26Oh, thank you, baby.
46:29Just bring the loop from there
46:30so I can put it on to here.
46:33Do you think Jason would be upset
46:34if I threw this in the ocean?
46:36Why the f**k did I get the helmet?
46:38You don't give department heads a f**king helmet.
46:48Are you dressing chill tonight?
46:50Let's ask Daisy.
46:51What, are you wearing casual?
46:52I'm wearing this and I'm wearing heels.
46:53Okay.
46:54Absolutely tremendous.
46:56She's wearing, like, half an American flag.
46:58It's like Memorial Day.
47:01Will Daisy be happy that I have memorialized her outfit?
47:05I've got a red shirt.
47:06Yeah.
47:06Oh, I think.
47:08I love it.
47:11What's wrong, babe?
47:12I don't know how I feel.
47:13I'm not sure.
47:14I felt kind of dizzy.
47:17I don't feel like too good.
47:18Yeah, that's okay.
47:20Come on, man.
47:20Don't be shy.
47:21Let's go.
47:22Everyone ready for it?
47:23Are you going out on the HODs?
47:24Yeah.
47:24I don't really want to distance myself from the crew.
47:27All right, so I've decided to stay with you guys.
47:30I think that's what a good HOD should do, really.
47:33Yeah, 100%.
47:33Whatever.
47:34Oh, wow.
47:36Oh, wow.
47:38Oh, my gosh.
47:40I can't.
47:41Wowee.
47:43Right, shall we?
47:45Guys, we'll see you later.
47:46Bye.
47:47Have fun.
47:49Appreciate that, man.
47:50Thank you very much.
47:51I didn't realize this person's so nice.
47:53Guys, I think this is, like, such a nice time
47:55for, like, us to bond.
47:57Going to the sun deck, baby, come on.
48:00To Daisy.
48:01You hear us getting this far.
48:02To Daisy.
48:03And to Daisy.
48:04Yes.
48:05And to getting this far.
48:06And to finishing the battle.
48:08Yes.
48:09We are going to finish the battle.
48:11Is there pride?
48:14Am I getting my apology?
48:19I don't know what that is.
48:20You're going to have to go over that one.
48:21Oh, f*** off.
48:28Coming up.
48:29What was the most enjoyable thing about the jar?
48:31Mine was becoming head of department.
48:34You think you can't move around f***ing fenders?
48:38Mike is winding me up.
48:40And this is a big F you to Daisy.
48:42As Daisy has deliberately told him
48:44to stop doing just that.
48:46Slap that smoke off your face
48:48and it really f***ing pisses me off.
48:56Am I getting my apology?
48:59About what?
49:00F*** off.
49:02I think...
49:02Don't f***ing do this.
49:03Listen, I...
49:04Just rip the band-aid
49:05and just say,
49:06I'm sorry,
49:06it was a dick.
49:08It's so difficult.
49:10Why?
49:10Because you're proud.
49:11Because I can't remember.
49:12What happened?
49:13No, I was swatting a fly.
49:15You'll win people over.
49:16Did I do that?
49:17Yeah, and it was rude.
49:17I was swatting a fly.
49:19No, you weren't.
49:20I've just heard comments,
49:21so I thought it was a good idea to make up.
49:22Yeah, I bet you did, yeah.
49:26You use people as a punching bag
49:28and then when you get called out for it,
49:30you use your charm to swim out of it.
49:33You did it with Ellie,
49:35you did it with Alicia.
49:36You smile,
49:37you say,
49:37I don't remember,
49:39you make every other excuse.
49:40You've got to understand,
49:41you said,
49:42oh, well,
49:42they didn't actually ask for the cookies
49:44and you were kind of smoking
49:45and so was Jana.
49:46Ask Elena,
49:47she saw you smiling.
49:49Oh, I bet she f***ing did.
49:51She did.
49:51Yeah, why don't we f***ing dive into that?
49:53This whole getting Ellie
49:55to back you up,
49:57I felt like you were empowering her
49:59to almost undermine me.
50:01When you shoo me out of your galley
50:03in front of her,
50:04she also smirks.
50:05Ellie will adapt to you
50:07more than anyone else.
50:08She looks up to you.
50:09So if you say,
50:10f*** Daisy,
50:11she'd be like,
50:11yeah, f*** Daisy.
50:12I always have your back.
50:14All right.
50:15Okay, now would be a great time
50:16for me to just apologize to you.
50:20All right,
50:21I think this is a hug apology.
50:22Hug apology.
50:24I love you.
50:25I didn't mean it, all right?
50:27That means a lot.
50:29Despite everything,
50:30I actually get Daisy
50:32and I think Daisy gets me
50:33and it would be a shame
50:35to lose that.
50:36And between you and I,
50:37if Daisy feels like
50:38I owe her an apology,
50:39then I probably owe her an apology.
50:42I'm sorry.
50:42You're all besties.
50:44That's all I took again.
50:46I think everybody
50:47just needs to step up a bit
50:49and follow along Mikey's standards.
50:51And there needs to be more
50:52Dexu head of department meetings.
50:54You're the HOD.
50:56You're HOD of the only department you're in.
50:58The Dexu department.
51:00I'm so glad you're doing it.
51:01It's definitely good sarcasm
51:03and bad sarcasm.
51:04Yeah, well,
51:05that's for British humor.
51:06Thank you so much.
51:07Let's get to the funds job.
51:09So who do you fancy?
51:12Jenna.
51:13Full stop.
51:13Wow.
51:14100%.
51:15The two of you
51:16giggle like a bunch of
51:17schoolgirls around each other.
51:19Yeah, yeah.
51:19No, obviously I fancy Jenna.
51:21I think she's smart.
51:22I think she's cool.
51:23I think you guys suit
51:24more than anyone else on the boat.
51:26I'm jealous you have a vibe with someone.
51:28What about you kids, eh?
51:29Such a bright future.
51:31Don't f*** it up.
51:33Shall we play a game?
51:34What was the most enjoyable thing
51:35about the charter?
51:36No beach sit-up.
51:40What was your hire now?
51:41Well, mine was
51:42becoming head of department.
51:49So, yeah,
51:49this has been like
51:50my highest point of the trip.
51:51It means a lot
51:52because obviously
51:52I'm the only person
51:53in this department.
51:54If you think about
51:55the stew side of things,
51:57like if I asked Jenna
51:58to come outside
51:59and do a job on the deckhand,
52:00she couldn't do it.
52:02You think I can't move around
52:04f***ing fenders?
52:06Mike is winding me up.
52:07And this is a big f*** you
52:09to Daisy
52:09as Daisy has deliberately
52:11told him
52:12to stop doing just that.
52:14Take that f***ing smirk
52:15off your eyes for her.
52:16I'll explode.
52:17Like, slap that smirk
52:19off your face
52:20and it really f***ing
52:21pisses me off.
52:23Who wants to go
52:24for a cigarette with me?
52:25I don't smoke,
52:26but I can.
52:27Hey, guys,
52:27you all go and get ready
52:28and then head over the lagoon,
52:29yeah?
52:29Let's go!
52:32You've got such strong,
52:34good energy, honestly.
52:36It's a sad terrorist thing.
52:37It is?
52:38Yes.
52:39There's one strange man.
52:42Tell me about it.
52:44The way he came
52:45into that TIP meeting late,
52:47it felt like we were
52:48all a bit like,
52:49what the f***, Ben?
52:50First time
52:50that I've seen Jason
52:51go, I don't give a f***,
52:52and I know,
52:53the thing with Jason
52:54is this,
52:55if he wants to lose it,
52:56he can.
52:57Who are you talking about?
53:00First time in my life
53:01I've seen Jason go,
53:02don't give a f***
53:03if he's not here.
53:04That, for you,
53:05should mean something.
53:07What is your problem, man?
53:08I'm your problem.
53:10You say don't get
53:11defensive now, mate.
53:12Let's go, bitches.
53:13F***ers!
53:14We're not demonetarian
53:15getting f***ed up already.
53:16You need to keep
53:17your radio on you.
53:18The point...
53:19I was trying to have a nap.
53:21The only person
53:21you're disrespecting
53:22is Jason in that scene
53:23is because...
53:23No, you're disrespecting
53:24the whole team.
53:25Now, f***ing say,
53:26just everyone have a go
53:27at Ben, would you?
53:29Is there anything
53:29interesting to say,
53:30or are we just
53:31going to f*** at each other
53:32for no f***ing reason?
53:34You can pick up the tab,
53:35send me the bill.
53:37Brilliant.
53:37Love this f***ing conversation.
53:40Mental.
53:42If he cannot differentiate
53:43between friendship and work,
53:45then this is probably...
53:45That was insane.
53:46He just would not
53:47take any accountability.
53:49That's what I'm saying.
53:54Next, on Below Deck Down Under.
53:56Awesome!
53:57Wow!
53:58I love this!
54:00I care about Dan,
54:01I want to see something
54:02there with him.
54:03Yeah, yeah.
54:03Oh, this is...
54:04You are...
54:06She needs to learn
54:07to f***ing grow up.
54:08If you want to keep
54:09winding Eddie up
54:09and playing with his feelings,
54:11I'm going to wind you up
54:12even more.
54:13Hey, totally.
54:14You know what?
54:14F*** off!
54:15You shouldn't be here,
54:16you don't deserve to be here.
54:18You're not winding Jen up.
54:19No, like, I'm the Dexter,
54:20I've got the head of the department.
54:21Get off the boat.
54:22Get off the boat.
54:23Get off the boat.
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