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01:01Bye, everyone.
01:02OK, that's not all, though.
01:05Oh!
01:08Let's have a look.
01:11Why has Daisy not got up off the ground?
01:15Hey, me.
01:15Yeah, you've been on the floor the whole time.
01:20It's quite distracting, actually.
01:26I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
01:28Yellow card.
01:28Oh, no!
01:31Oh, gosh.
01:33That really annoyed me.
01:34And that was me laughing at the fact that Jimmy had pointed out how unbelievably lazy I am.
01:41Bye!
01:43Sure.
01:45Come on.
01:46Come on.
01:47Right, cheers later.
01:48See you, Danny.
01:48See ya!
01:49Good luck.
01:49Oh, I love you.
01:50Cheers later.
01:51Oh, I did well, man!
01:53And in fairness, it's Danny Dyer.
01:56I know!
01:58Hey, Judy!
01:59Don't take a seat.
02:01Very good.
02:02So random.
02:03I think he had a reason for me.
02:05Yeah, I'd love him to think he had a reason for me.
02:08Oh, yeah, he'll be here.
02:08He'll definitely be here.
02:10Oh, goody!
02:11Danny Dyer, you knew you was my weakness.
02:15Please be careful when you're offering out that tongue.
02:20So, Lazy Daisy gets a yellow and Rudy Judy gets a red.
02:24On we go.
02:25Danny Dyer, everyone.
02:26Let's give him a round of applause.
02:26Yeah.
02:28Lovely to show you off.
02:29So funny.
02:30Thank you so much.
02:31See you, Danny.
02:31Bye, Danny.
02:32Bye, Danny.
02:33Have a lovely way.
02:33You know, the problem is, if you laugh hard, then you just kind of open up.
02:37Yes.
02:37If I'd held that first laugh a little bit shorter, then I wouldn't have opened up, like,
02:42that laughing, thick side in me.
02:45Yeah.
02:46OK, let's restart the game.
02:52We're back again.
02:54Did anyone notice that Danny Dyer has one of the largest testicles on the European mainland?
03:01It's the truth.
03:02It's huge.
03:03Where did you notice that?
03:04Because I didn't see him...
03:05On his left side.
03:06Yeah.
03:07That's why you won't see him out of jeggings.
03:09Yeah.
03:10OK.
03:11Joe, the clock is ticking.
03:12Now, if you'd stayed in there, what would you have done as your next bit?
03:16Absolutely none of your business.
03:19Well, go and do it.
03:21Go back in there and do it.
03:22Joe, Joe!
03:24Do you think I would find it funny if I...
03:26If I farted, I would find that funny.
03:29Yeah, yeah.
03:29But then I've got to do that on TV.
03:30Give it a go.
03:31But no, I don't really want to do that on TV.
03:32Give it a go.
03:33What have you got to lose?
03:35Well, dignity.
03:36Dignity, potential.
03:38You've got to think about how much you're starting with.
03:41Exactly.
03:42I mean, there's been a run on the bank in terms of dignity.
03:50Lou, Lou, Lou.
03:51Rich is hunting Lou.
03:52Rich is hunting Lou.
03:53Here we go.
03:55She's down.
03:56It's like in Jaws when they've got three spears in her.
03:58They've got some spears in.
03:59You've got to take her down.
04:00She's so close to going.
04:01She's going down underwater.
04:02She's dragging the boat.
04:03He would find a weak fish and then kind of swarm them until he got, like, a smirk or something.
04:10He was unbelievably dangerous, Richard.
04:13Oh, I actually don't...
04:15Are you through it?
04:16Yeah, I think I'm through it.
04:17We had a couple of spears.
04:18It was pulling the boat and then it was snap free.
04:20What caused it?
04:21He said she had no dignity.
04:23And the conversation started, I said, I think Rob would probably find it funny if I went
04:27over and parped on him.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Because I've got the measure...
04:31What was that?
04:32Was that the part?
04:32What was that?
04:36Oh, no, Lou.
04:38Yes.
04:39Oh, ho!
04:40Yay!
04:41Yes!
04:42Yes!
04:43The spears were in.
04:44The spears were in.
04:45The boat was dragged.
04:51Damn it.
04:52Oh.
04:54My first yellow card was me laughing at myself.
05:01But you haven't had a yellow yet, have you?
05:03No.
05:04We're all there apart from that tit.
05:08Let's not start throwing stones.
05:09Let's not start throwing stones.
05:10Oh, I'm so pleased.
05:12I'm so pleased we got her.
05:15Doors.
05:17Yes.
05:18Yes, please.
05:19Take a look.
05:20I said, I think Rob would probably find it funny if I went.
05:22I went over and parped on him.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Because I've got the measure...
05:27What was that?
05:27Was that the part?
05:27What was that?
05:31Oh, no, Lou.
05:33Yes.
05:34The spears were in.
05:35The spears were in.
05:38Yes.
05:39It's an old goal.
05:40OK, yellow card.
05:41The only person without a yellow card is Ayoade.
05:45Yeah.
05:45And that's because of his childhood, ultimately.
05:47That's ultimately, yes.
05:48My strategy is defence to grimly plod on and just hope everyone else falls.
05:56OK.
05:56Yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card.
05:58No yellow card.
05:59I'm going to go and restart the game.
06:01Well, we've all got to...
06:02We've got to...
06:02Yeah, we've got to take him down.
06:04Let's do an assault.
06:05Because the next time we're out...
06:07Tickling?
06:08What is he, like, maybe if we did a Shakespeare play?
06:10I'm actually...
06:10I'm here, by the way.
06:12OK, we'll go over there for a minute.
06:13That's the problem.
06:16Lou gets a yellow...
06:18OK.
06:18I mean, Richard Arwardy, clearly the man to beat.
06:23There he is.
06:23Where have you been?
06:25I'm just sorry.
06:26I've been worried sick.
06:28What did I miss?
06:36I saw him smirk into the fridge.
06:40Did you?
06:42How did you see me smirk into the fridge?
06:44What, you saw through my back?
06:48He likes films, and he likes old stuff.
06:51I'm here.
06:52Do you like carry-on films?
06:53Why have I suddenly mutated into a third-person proposition?
06:56Does anyone have any Charlie Chaplin?
06:59What are you doing?
06:59I don't...
07:00I'm just...
07:00I'm just stroking the chair.
07:02It's not right.
07:02Could old-fashioned physical humour work?
07:06Oh, gosh, that was so alarming.
07:09That was so alarming.
07:10Could old-fashioned...
07:11Good old slapstick.
07:12It's not old-fashioned.
07:14Oh.
07:16What was...
07:17That's a performance area, I think.
07:20Did it sort of get anywhere there?
07:21Because my next thing, I was sort of going to tie it around there.
07:23Don't.
07:24For yourself, Lou, don't.
07:26But for you?
07:28Also, it's a no.
07:30It's a no.
07:32This is nice.
07:33Try and change the subject.
07:35It's nice.
07:36They always forget what to do.
07:38Go and sit down.
07:41Can you go and sit down on the surface, please?
07:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
07:44We've sent Joe back in to cause trouble.
07:54Oh, you've got the rights to this song.
07:58Stars...
07:58Is it Stars In The Rise?
08:01I thought we killed him.
08:03Oh, no.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04Yeah, I'm doing Stars In The Rise.
08:06But you can't legally say it again.
08:10So...
08:12Hello and welcome to the show that has the most talented singers in the country.
08:18And you don't have to dress up talent, but we do because we love dressing up.
08:24So who will our first star be?
08:26By day, he's a window fitter.
08:28But tonight, he's going to fit through our window.
08:31Fit and ready for success.
08:33It's star guest number one.
08:36I'm from Chinnam, near Basingstoke.
08:39My name is Gary Swale.
08:41I have a wife, Carol.
08:43She's a raw iron welder.
08:45And I have two grown-up children.
08:47My oldest lives abroad, and my youngest is currently employed by Nat West.
08:51Which is fine.
08:53I'm a part-time student, studying art.
08:57When I left school, I went to be a window fitter.
09:01I really love to do art for a living.
09:04I'd like to get a diploma in art.
09:08Nearly finished.
09:10Just draw the tip.
09:11OK.
09:13I've done hundreds of different jobs.
09:15Everything from being a window fitter's assistant, to being a window fitter.
09:20But I'd love to just do my art.
09:22I'd work in any area of the arts or entertainment.
09:25Except for tap dancing.
09:29He'll need a steady drawing hand to hold the microphone tonight.
09:32Please welcome Gary Swale.
09:36Oh, hi, Gary.
09:38Hi, Gary.
09:38I hear you do the pulls.
09:39Yes, every week.
09:42Cool.
09:43So, tell us who you're going to be tonight, Gary.
09:45Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...
09:47Olly Murs.
09:51Olly Murs, of course you are.
09:54Tonight, singing live, it's Gary Swales as Olly Murs.
10:11Silent night, holy night, all is calm.
10:19All is bright, round, young virgin, mother and child.
10:32Holy infant, so tender and mild.
10:39Sleep in heavenly peace.
10:47Sleep in heavenly peace.
10:52Olly Murs.
10:54In Jesus sandals.
10:56Congratulations, Gary Swale as Olly Murs.
11:03I loved Joey Stars and the Ayers' performance.
11:06Because we've been surprised by so many people,
11:08we thought that Olly Murs was genuinely going to come out.
11:10And when that just tall guy came out,
11:15we're really losing our minds at this point.
11:17I think these guys are hardened.
11:19They feel like...
11:19Something's happened to Rob, something's died inside.
11:21Yeah.
11:22It feels like people have been to jail.
11:23They've got institutionalised.
11:24Institutionalised.
11:25Yeah.
11:25I didn't mind it.
11:26Yeah.
11:29Oh, there he is.
11:30So funny.
11:32Matthew Kelly, everyone.
11:33It was really good.
11:34I can't believe Olly Murs was there.
11:36I know.
11:37I love the fact he was 30 seconds behind the music.
11:41I'm so glad it's done, because that was good.
11:44That was really good.
11:44It was the sketches of the penises.
11:47Yeah.
11:47I always shrug with a cock in detail.
11:49Mm.
11:50I like the accuracy of the pubes further up the shaft.
11:53Sometimes when people draw penises, they just aim at pubic.
11:56Yeah.
11:57And I actually can creep up.
11:59With age or...
12:00Where does it go?
12:01...status.
12:02It encroaches on the bell.
12:04LAUGHTER
12:05Oh, really?
12:05You've got a hairy penis.
12:07Really?
12:08The end of it's hairy.
12:09If your penis is hairy, you've got a hairy penis.
12:13Oh!
12:13Right.
12:14Oh, he's getting close.
12:16Bob, do you have that?
12:18So, if you twizzle...
12:21Yeah?
12:21What?
12:22Yeah, Bob.
12:23Bob's struggling as well.
12:24If you twizzled them, you could ring the bell.
12:28I've not tried, but potentially, yeah.
12:31LAUGHTER
12:35I'm such a...
12:36I'm just sniffing out own goals there front and centre here.
12:38I have to calm down.
12:39My biggest problem was getting someone to laugh, then I would laugh.
12:42So, from that moment, I was like,
12:43you've got to shut up shop here, Rob,
12:45because you're going to take yourself down.
12:51Can I just say something?
12:53What is the worst trolling comment you've ever seen online?
12:58Can I say what mine was?
12:59Directed at you.
13:00It wasn't at me.
13:02It was a video of, like, this old couple in an old people's home.
13:07And somebody, like, just that they'd been married for so many years,
13:10and somebody commented...
13:15..if two old people go out for a meal...
13:20Oh, dear.
13:21She's going to make herself laugh.
13:22Oh, yeah, she is.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:26Oh, dear.
13:29They make more mess than a...
13:32Go on.
13:34Baby in a high chair.
13:36Mate, you've just sunk your own ship.
13:39She's just torpedoed herself.
13:45Wow-ee-wow-ee.
13:50LAUGHTER
13:51Oh, shoot!
13:52Oh!
13:56Oh!
14:00Oh, I was furious with myself.
14:02I was so furious with myself.
14:04Over something so stupid.
14:07And that came out of my own mouth!
14:10I just suddenly thought it, it's like, oh, God, I can't even hear what it was.
14:14I can't even hear what it was.
14:14What was it more mess than...
14:16If two old people go out for a meal...
14:19Somebody commented this.
14:20Yeah.
14:21They make more mess...
14:23..than the people...
14:25Under your video?
14:27They're under a video, this lovely old couple...
14:31LAUGHTER
14:31..and they had to go in there!
14:33LAUGHTER
14:34It's like you just walked into the middle of the room and just went...
14:39LAUGHTER
14:42LAUGHTER
14:44LAUGHTER
14:45LAUGHTER
14:48LAUGHTER
14:48LAUGHTER
14:49LAUGHTER
14:50LAUGHTER
14:50Good gravy.
14:51Oh!
14:52Fuck you, girl!
14:53Oh, my God!
14:55LAUGHTER
14:55LAUGHTER
14:56It was like a hand grenade, right?
14:58Cos I was going to throw that out to them, to make them laugh.
15:02And the problem was, I couldn't...
15:04I couldn't...
15:05It didn't leave my hands.
15:06It exploded in my hand.
15:08And killed me.
15:10Doors.
15:14Did they make you sit over here on your own?
15:16No.
15:16Have they ostracised you from the group?
15:18Is it like...
15:18She did it to herself.
15:20Is it like Lord of the Flies?
15:21Oh, they...
15:22Can they smell...
15:23Weakness?
15:23I'm very happy to sit here in solidarity.
15:26Yeah, you've been a great help.
15:28Should we remind ourselves what happened?
15:31LAUGHTER
15:32Oh, God.
15:33Take a little look.
15:33Look at the screen.
15:35And somebody commented,
15:37If two old people go out for a meal,
15:39they make more mess than a...
15:42Go on.
15:45Baby in a high chair.
15:47Mate, you've just sunk your own ship.
15:49She's...
15:49She's torturpedoed herself.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Like G-Falls.
16:02OK.
16:04And you brought that up.
16:06And then this happened.
16:10I'm so cross with myself.
16:13I'm so cross with myself.
16:15I love you all.
16:17You're out of the game.
16:18It was a wonderful way to go.
16:19I mean, what a way to go.
16:21It was so wonderful.
16:22Good luck, guys.
16:23Well done, Daisy.
16:26Man alive.
16:27Daisy, that was so funny.
16:28This is getting serious now.
16:30Oh, God.
16:31Very stressful.
16:32You'll like it in here.
16:33Oh, God.
16:33It's fun in here, you can laugh.
16:35Oh, God.
16:35I don't want physical contact.
16:37And it does rub people up the wrong way.
16:39Yay!
16:42Yay!
16:43Can we all move down one?
16:44Oh, my God.
16:45How are you?
16:47What a tick.
16:48Amazing way to go out there.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:50Stunning.
16:50Yes.
16:52I was really gutted when I got the red for that.
16:55I genuinely was really gutted with myself.
16:58Because I think I could have gone all the way.
17:03Daisy May Cooper with the biggest own goal in the history of this show.
17:06Which, to be fair, is only about four hours.
17:08But still.
17:10OK, we've got half of you out.
17:12Half of them are still in there.
17:13And then let's restart the game.
17:14Well done, Daisy.
17:15Well done.
17:21For a young divorcee, you look really lovely.
17:24Oh, really?
17:25For a young divorcee.
17:25What's the age bracket for a young divorcee?
17:28For a young divorcee.
17:2934's quite young, too.
17:30I'm not 34, though.
17:32Old are you?
17:32How old are you? 37.
17:33I'd sort of say that's sort of...
17:34Old divorcee?
17:36No, I'd say medium.
17:37Like, sort of medium rare.
17:38Medium-aged divorcee.
17:40Are you a divorcee?
17:41Yeah.
17:42Was it because of your diarrhoea?
17:46It can come between a man and a woman.
17:48It can.
17:48Especially if you're spooning.
17:52I call it the quicks.
17:55And if your husband's got the quicks...
17:58Run from the room.
17:59Leave that room.
18:00Don't you ever stop.
18:01And don't look back.
18:02And don't ever think of pulling the chain.
18:04It took a turn and I remember being so ashamed
18:06because I said to Harriet,
18:08did your husband leave you because of your diarrhoea?
18:11Why did I say that?
18:12It's a lovely Harriet.
18:13I don't have diarrhoea.
18:15Oh, I just assumed he had it.
18:16Well, your ex-husband is telling a different story.
18:19And he's here now.
18:21Yes, he's behind that curtain.
18:23And he's shit his pants.
18:24Yeah.
18:24You can smell him.
18:25Everyone's going a little bit silly, I think.
18:28And we just need to just rein it back in again.
18:32BUZZER
18:33BUZZER
18:33BUZZER
18:34BUZZER
18:34I've got quite this problem.
18:35I've got quite a simian face.
18:36It's quite a big face.
18:37So I can look quite chimp like.
18:40I feel like I'm hallucinating.
18:42Let's just do that a bit in my show.
18:44Yeah, right.
18:45In your comedy show?
18:46Yeah.
18:47I used to finish my show just by pulling my trousers up high.
18:49So I used to go and basically just sort of a bit of a cheap gag.
18:56I was just saying what I used to close my comedy show with,
18:58which is pull my trousers up and walk about.
19:00Oh, it is funny.
19:01I see, yeah.
19:01I see the visuals.
19:03That kind of thing.
19:04And then, like, cos that's funnier than not doing that, isn't it?
19:06Yeah, like, that is.
19:08And then cos that's there now.
19:09What?
19:10So you dress like a fisherman?
19:11Rob, are you OK?
19:12No.
19:14Yeah, that is...
19:15I think it's excellent.
19:16Yeah, it's really good, actually.
19:17Do you know what I mean?
19:17It's fun from the back as well.
19:20It's fun from the back as well.
19:20But if you want a 360...
19:21That is good.
19:22He's a front and back artist.
19:24Rob Beckett.
19:25Just do that.
19:25Funny from the back.
19:26He's got a weird-shaped body.
19:27He's from the 1930s.
19:29He's got the longest arse in the world.
19:32It's long.
19:33He's got no depth.
19:36No, but it's got to be a film or a...
19:38You know, like, something like that.
19:40Like, um...
19:40Oh!
19:43You're on!
19:51Are you all right, Babs?
19:52I went to the fridge just to get a drink.
19:55And I opened it.
19:56No drink.
19:57But Alison Hammond can't drink Alison.
20:02She's not a refreshment.
20:05Are you all right, Rob?
20:10I love you, Alison, but I'm gonna have to give you a bit of a wide burr.
20:13All I'm saying is you deserve a better dressing room by now.
20:16That's an infectious laugh.
20:18It's like Ebola.
20:19It's the Ebola of laughs.
20:20Yeah, you can't go near her when she's laughing.
20:22How long have you been in that fridge?
20:24All day, Babs.
20:25All day.
20:26It's been a long day.
20:27You all right, Bob?
20:29I didn't frighten you too much, did I?
20:30The difficulty is there will be a moment when we close this fridge
20:33and it will feel like a rejection.
20:39Don't close me off, Mum!
20:40No.
20:41I've been closing myself emotionally to bubbly people my entire life.
20:45It's pretty crazy.
20:46It's so difficult, Alison.
20:46Yeah, now we're all a little bit on the edge.
20:48I feel really rude to you, Rob.
20:50A little bit rude, but, you know, you've got to do what you've got to do, Bob.
20:53Yeah.
20:53If you want to be rude to Alison, that's on you, you know.
20:56It's so difficult.
20:57Why don't you just have a chat to Alison?
20:58She's a lovely lady.
20:59If you haven't met her before, just tell her a chat about things.
21:02It'll set me off.
21:03That's the thing.
21:04Rob's selling it.
21:06Come with me.
21:07No.
21:07Come here, Bob.
21:08No.
21:08I fear Alison.
21:10Come here, Bob.
21:13Why?
21:14Come on, Bob.
21:14Come over here.
21:15I'm going to laugh, Alison.
21:16That's why.
21:16Bob, go ahead and have a chat.
21:17You're being rude.
21:18We've got a guest in the house.
21:20Alison's here.
21:20You look after the guest.
21:22No, no, you look.
21:22I know Alison.
21:23I'm trying to interject.
21:24Bob, I'm a big fan of yours.
21:25Come over here.
21:26Bob, you're going to ruin this great game by having got a call, wasn't it?
21:29Bob Mortimer rude to Alison Hammond.
21:31Oh, Rob's playing dirty now.
21:33That'll be like the newspaper.
21:35It'll be trolled.
21:36Get in here and have a look.
21:37You'll be trolled for days.
21:37Have a little look in that face.
21:40What are you doing in the fridge?
21:41And let Alison unload on you.
21:43I absolutely love fridges.
21:45I spend a lot of time at fridges.
21:47You're a fridge dweller.
21:50OK, I've got to go.
21:51Sorry, guys.
21:52Right.
21:52Do you want me to shut her?
21:53Shut me off.
21:54See you later.
21:55Bye, Alison.
21:56We love Alison Hammond.
21:58Love Alison Hammond.
22:00We love Alison Hammond.
22:02That she was in the fridge.
22:04She has accepted the booking on the basis of, will you be in a fridge?
22:09Yes.
22:11Let's talk about terms.
22:13It's a yes, but let's talk about terms.
22:17And there she was.
22:19I'm not bald.
22:20I'm balding.
22:21Yeah.
22:22There's a big difference.
22:23You could get a hair transplant, but what's the point?
22:27I feel it looks all right, mate.
22:28Well, that's very kind.
22:30I keep thinking that I should get it all cut up.
22:32I think everyone must be thinking, cut your hair.
22:35But I trust my wife, and my wife says she'll tell me.
22:38So I can only trust.
22:40I think...
22:40She has to live with it.
22:41You can do anything you want, really.
22:43People will still love you.
22:45You don't want a breadstick?
23:06Oh dear.
23:08Oh dear.
23:08Oh dear.
23:09Oh dear.
23:10No thanks.
23:18is that trouble are you back on this is one hour left who do you think is going to win
23:23Wilkinson who's your money on I'll still stick with Judy seriously Judy who do you think is
23:32gonna win I don't know it's between Richard and Bob what do you think Josie there is nothing that
23:37can penetrate Richard there's just nothing Bob keep saying I have diarrhea and I just don't want
23:42that out there no I'm trying to date again and I just what do you do with diarrhea when you've
23:48got
23:48it bad I've never I've never had it so I wouldn't know some days you just don't need the house
23:54you
23:55just strap in oh hello everyone time to change things up Bob Richard you're going head-to-head
24:01in a special challenge you're going speed dating oh you'll just need to make small talk with each
24:06other you know it should be easy as long as one of you is a massively socially awkward please take
24:12your places at the table oh the game starts when the bell rings good luck now this I do want
24:19to see
24:22the biggest challenge in this was to make Richard laugh it's the biggest challenge for everyone you
24:32seem like a really nice person why do you date and what's happening with you and yourself that
24:40you're dating at speed oh god we've all been on a date like this I'm not dating so much no
24:46what I am
24:49doing is looking for a night out do you know what I mean nice night out I do know what
24:54you mean
24:57do you like to swim not incredible do you want to go for a swim no I don't want to
25:04go you won't
25:05come for a swim please don't so you don't like adventure I do like adventure would you come with
25:09me now for a swim would you come with me I would like us to do some drawing under a
25:14horse
25:17we could get under that horse yeah you could even sketch on the horse's belly I would like to do
25:22that yeah you're my type of guy there are times when you're under a horse where it can get real
25:30yeah and it can get real fast everything real fast real fast under the horse because you've got
25:38horse flies you've got whatever the horse is dealing with not with my horse mate what's your
25:44horse there's no horse flies near my horse that's a promise Richard is struggling oh good grief
25:53anyway do you have anywhere in your house that you can hide away so you don't just be by yourself
25:59let's talk about intercourse okay is it on the table no okay is that okay no I assumed you were
26:13just looking for a fingering at Lou go and sit down and watch Richard and Bob get to know each
26:25other
26:25sit down and look at them you've got lovely thighs thank you yeah I work your eyes not so good
26:34but
26:34lovely no this one's weeping yeah and this one's a write-off that one's buggered in it oh dear I
26:44haven't even asked your name Tony I told you you're nice do you mind me asking about your parents I
26:50like to do
26:51it's got what I call a background check yes but fun yes what did your parents do they worked for
26:56NASA
26:56right that's the supermarket yeah yeah in PR yeah and one was on meats and the other was on cheeses
27:05meats and cheeses always pleases what do your parents do are they still with us my father came
27:25oh tell us about your father my father your father yes what did my father do what did he do
27:38he didn't he
27:40came up with new ideas for biscuits he designed a very long biscuit of meat along yeah crispy crunchy
27:54one meter long yeah tried to flog it to Crawford's to Pete friends to the lot wouldn't touch it gosh
28:04it's brutal yeah so the biscuit industry that's one of the hardest industry to break into that and arms arms
28:12doing biscuits stealing would you invest in arms my mother was in arms dealing she sold swords
28:35like missy ronaldo that was great that was great that's no good I can't believe you took him down
28:42that was amazing doors here's the result that looked incredibly difficult it's no ideal okay let's
28:52let's take a look at what happened would you invest in arms my mother was in arms the evening she
28:58sold swords
29:05a victory there yeah a victory therefore um I mean straight kill shot straight kill shot arms dealing
29:13swords uh Bob Mortimer everyone finally someone has broken rich and I'm very happy to have gone down to
29:22uh I know I'm stealing swords woman I was really chuffed with myself never saw that coming okay everyone
29:30here has a yellow card if you laugh you're out I'm gonna go in there I'm gonna restart the game
29:38good luck
29:42I feel like I'm constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown and I don't know when it's gonna happen
29:47but I'm in trouble here I've got my face sister but I'm gonna have can I use anything to pull
29:52it down and my
29:53concern is um you know the floodgates could open you've got 45 minutes left everyone
29:59wow
30:03door stay in there
30:07it's sudden death in there
30:12one mistake and they're out
30:16they've all just got a bit of vim now haven't they
30:18yeah that's it they're all back in the game
30:19level playing field last hour
30:22where was this
30:23like a sort of dogging area near Ashford in Kent
30:26right
30:29Lou's gonna win this possibly
30:30I like the size of a Ferrero Roche
30:32say that again
30:33we're running out of time
30:34I'm gonna bring someone back from the top
30:38the worst prostate exam I've ever had
30:41wow that was tight
30:46I'm calling it
30:57woohoo
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