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00:00:12Previously on The Summer I Turned Pretty.
00:00:14I want you to want me.
00:00:15I do want you.
00:00:20I wasn't in Cousins.
00:00:21You know, I was just a distraction to keep you busy while you waited for Conrad.
00:00:24Conrad and I weren't together.
00:00:26You won't say it, I will.
00:00:27We're over?
00:00:28And Susanna was dead.
00:00:29It doesn't feel the same as last summer.
00:00:31Jare?
00:00:32We're gonna lose this house.
00:00:33I want Julianne's the whole thing.
00:00:34Susanna's sister?
00:00:35I get to choose what happens to this house and I choose to put it on the market.
00:00:38The house is the last thing tying us together.
00:00:41I'll never get Susanna back, but I can't let Jeremiah and Conrad go too.
00:00:45Please just let Belly handle this by herself.
00:00:46She feels so shitty about how things are with the boys right now.
00:00:48She knows she screwed up.
00:00:49I'm going to Cousins.
00:00:50Well, I'm coming with you.
00:00:52Surprise!
00:00:53It's different than if Susanna was still here.
00:00:56I think she'd approve.
00:00:58This feels pretty magical to me.
00:01:01Are you ever going to give me a second chance?
00:01:05I don't think I can take it if you change your mind like last time.
00:01:09There is nothing left between me and Conrad.
00:01:13There will always be something between me and Conrad.
00:01:15Why? Why did you throw it all away?
00:01:18I thought that we loved each other.
00:01:21We did.
00:01:22You can't let them lose this house, Adam.
00:01:24Do this one last thing for her.
00:01:27Okay then.
00:01:28Thanks, Dad.
00:01:29He has houses in his fair share of make-outs.
00:01:32I like you.
00:01:32Even when you were just my little sister's annoying best friend.
00:01:38I don't want to get between you guys anymore.
00:01:39So, we're friends.
00:01:42So I release you, Conrad Fisher.
00:01:44I evict you from my heart.
00:01:46Jeremiah.
00:01:47I want you.
00:02:06I used to wait all year for summer.
00:02:08The magical months between June and August.
00:02:11But that year, I had something to look forward to in the fall.
00:02:15College.
00:02:16College.
00:02:17Are you nervous, Bean?
00:02:19No.
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23Should I be?
00:02:24Definitely.
00:02:25Not helpful, Steven.
00:02:26Well, I'm nervous.
00:02:30Why would you say that, Dad?
00:02:32No.
00:02:51Oh, my dreams.
00:02:54It's never quite as it seems.
00:02:58Never quite as it seems.
00:03:02Okay.
00:03:09Taylor!
00:03:11Call me.
00:03:13My mom always said she found her soulmate in college.
00:03:16But I was lucky.
00:03:17Because I had already found mine.
00:03:22It felt like it had always been this way.
00:03:25I told everyone that I applied to Finch because it was a good school.
00:03:28It had all the things I wanted.
00:03:30And that was true.
00:03:32The truest of all was that I just wanted to be near him.
00:03:35I wanted him for all seasons.
00:03:37Not just summer.
00:03:39I miss you so much.
00:03:40I miss you more.
00:03:41You guys saw each other last week.
00:03:44Hey, man.
00:03:45Hey, Laura.
00:03:46Hey, Mr. Conklin.
00:03:47Hey, Jared.
00:03:49How was the drive?
00:03:50It was good.
00:03:51Lucinda!
00:03:52Hey, you look so good!
00:03:54Oh, Steven!
00:03:55Sweetie, I miss you!
00:03:57Don't be a stranger!
00:03:58I won't.
00:04:00I promise.
00:04:04Hey, Jared!
00:04:10Can you take these?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12Oh, cool.
00:04:13All right.
00:04:14We're burning daylight, people.
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:18He seems surprisingly good.
00:04:20Yeah, well, I heard him crying through the walls the other night, so not so good.
00:04:25I'll give it a week before they're back together.
00:04:28Oh, Mr. Conklin, you need help?
00:04:29Yes, please.
00:04:38I'm sorry.
00:04:39I'm sorry.
00:04:40I'm sorry.
00:04:40I'm sorry.
00:04:41I'm sorry.
00:04:42I'm sorry.
00:04:44Yes.
00:04:47Steven!
00:04:48Stop!
00:04:50Boom.
00:04:51Fixed it for you.
00:04:53Ow!
00:04:55Excuse me.
00:05:00Oh, nice!
00:05:01You be your roommate here?
00:05:02Oh, that means superior bet is yours.
00:05:05Oh!
00:05:06You got it?
00:05:06Yep.
00:05:07Almost there.
00:05:08Come on.
00:05:09There we go.
00:05:10I'm still surprised you're not rooming with Taylor.
00:05:13Yeah, why?
00:05:14So she can suck out her soul?
00:05:16Well, we figured that this way we'd force ourselves to find our own lives.
00:05:21Our own people, you know?
00:05:23That's very mature of you girls.
00:05:24I'm proud of you.
00:05:26Kids are all grown up.
00:05:27Oh, my...
00:05:28Dad, why are you...
00:05:29You don't have to say that.
00:05:30Okay, come on, Steve.
00:05:31Let's go get the next lift.
00:05:32Come on.
00:05:33Aww.
00:05:33Yeah, we got it.
00:05:34Come on, use those muscles.
00:05:36Mr. Conklin, you can totally stay if you want.
00:05:38Like, no worries.
00:05:39I'm fine, Jeremiah.
00:05:40No worries.
00:05:41Don't hurt yourself.
00:05:43So, is it gonna be weird being home all alone now?
00:05:46Oh, God, probably.
00:05:48Maybe I should get really into true crime podcasts.
00:05:51Mom, no.
00:05:53I mean, can you find, like, an actual hobby or make a new friend?
00:05:57Uh-huh.
00:05:58You make it sound like I have no life.
00:06:00Yeah, that's because you don't.
00:06:02That's why you're always in all of our business.
00:06:05Speaking of, I was FaceTiming with Conrad and a girl stopped lying.
00:06:10Wait, was her name Agnes?
00:06:12I don't know.
00:06:13But it seems like he's doing really well out there.
00:06:15Yeah.
00:06:16I guess so.
00:06:19Get around!
00:06:21Oh, I have something for you.
00:06:31Oh, my God.
00:06:32Is this for freshman year?
00:06:34College is where Beck and I found each other.
00:06:36But it's also where we found ourselves.
00:06:38That's what I want for you.
00:06:40Yeah, yeah.
00:06:41I want that, too.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:47Here we go.
00:06:48You know I love Jer so much, but I have to say this.
00:06:51Mom.
00:06:51Please don't limit yourself.
00:06:52Part of the thrill of college is meeting new people.
00:06:56Trying new things.
00:06:57Just let yourself have this experience.
00:07:00Give yourself the chance to discover all the possible versions of you.
00:07:05Okay?
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:07I will.
00:07:08I promise.
00:07:13Love you.
00:07:14I love you, too.
00:07:15I love you, too.
00:07:18Now here we are.
00:07:20Three years later.
00:07:22We've known each other our whole lives.
00:07:23And in some ways, it still feels like a big surprise.
00:07:26And in other ways, it feels inevitable.
00:07:32My boyfriend.
00:07:33My Jeremiah.
00:07:35More and more I understand.
00:07:37This is the way it's supposed to be.
00:07:39He's the one.
00:07:41My one.
00:07:42What are you thinking?
00:07:45That I don't want to put my clothes back on and go to my Fit Psych lecture.
00:07:51I just am not ready for this year to end.
00:07:54Since when does Bailey Conklin not look forward to summer?
00:07:57Since you're graduating.
00:07:59I mean...
00:08:01Pretty soon we're not going to get to do this anymore.
00:08:11We are going to do this for the rest of our lives.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16You know what I mean.
00:08:19It's just going to be weird being here without you next year.
00:08:22You're never going to be without me.
00:08:24Boston is only an hour away from Finch.
00:08:27And before that, we get the whole summer.
00:08:29And cousins together.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:34You still sure you wouldn't rather take that internship with your dad?
00:08:38Hmm.
00:08:39Spend the summer doing boring ass financial shit with my dad.
00:08:44Or...
00:08:45With my favorite person.
00:08:47In my favorite place.
00:08:50Yeah, I'm good.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:56No, no, no, no.
00:08:58Five more minutes.
00:08:59Five more minutes.
00:09:01Wait, hold on.
00:09:03Oh shit, it's my mom.
00:09:07Where's my shirt?
00:09:08I don't know.
00:09:13Hey, Mom.
00:09:14Hey, Bean.
00:09:15Is Jeremiah there?
00:09:17Uh...
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:18Hey, Lore.
00:09:21Hey, Jer.
00:09:22Have you and Conrad started your speech for the dedication ceremony?
00:09:26Uh...
00:09:26Not exactly.
00:09:29Jeremiah, half of cousins is coming to see Susanna's memorial garden.
00:09:32I know, but Conrad...
00:09:35has been, uh, busy.
00:09:37I see.
00:09:38All right.
00:09:40I will twist his arm.
00:09:42Gently, of course.
00:09:43Okay, yeah, Mom, I gotta go to class.
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:46Love you both.
00:09:47Bye.
00:09:48Love you.
00:09:48Bye.
00:09:50I walk you.
00:09:51Plus, I gotta go get my cap and gowns.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54Then hurry.
00:09:54You're not making me late to class again.
00:09:57Um, from what I recall, you were the one who texted me to come over and take care of business.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:06Business has been taken care of.
00:10:08Mmm.
00:10:08So let's go, buddy.
00:10:09Buddy?
00:10:10Oh, I'll show you, buddy.
00:10:22Hey, Conrad.
00:10:24Game is Sunday.
00:10:25You're a QP.
00:10:26He's texting me, yeah.
00:10:27Shut the skin, cuss into the reservation.
00:10:30Three-punk, the kiss, the bet you pay for.
00:10:32Dyspunk, the feeling that you stay for.
00:10:35In time, I want to be your best friend.
00:10:37Eastside love is living on the west end.
00:10:40Knocked out for fun.
00:10:41Oh, man.
00:10:41Oh, man.
00:10:42Hey, come on in.
00:10:45Remind me, how long has it been since you've been back there?
00:10:47A while.
00:10:48Um, part of me thinks it's better if I just don't go back.
00:10:53That's normal.
00:10:54You probably feel a lot of pressure for everything to go perfectly.
00:10:57I mean, yeah.
00:10:59Of course.
00:11:01But I know I can't control it.
00:11:06And, yeah, there's all that shit with my dad, but me and Jared have been solid, so it's not that.
00:11:11Okay, then what is it?
00:11:14I don't know.
00:11:16Let's try something.
00:11:18Instead of focusing on everything that could go wrong when you go back, let's try walking through a version of
00:11:24the day where everything goes right.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28All right.
00:11:28So, take a deep breath.
00:11:35Now, tell me about the best possible version of this day.
00:11:44Everyone gets along and, yeah, I don't know.
00:11:48It's okay.
00:11:49It's all right.
00:11:50Um, let's just take it one step at a time.
00:11:52All right, you fly into Boston.
00:11:55What happens next?
00:11:57My flight lands on time.
00:11:58Yeah.
00:12:00No delays.
00:12:00Mm-hmm.
00:12:02No traffic.
00:12:07I'm sailing down the highway.
00:12:09Record time.
00:12:13I see the entering Cousins Beach sign, and it feels like home.
00:12:20And I pull into the parking lot and everyone's there.
00:12:25That's good.
00:12:26Keep going.
00:12:28Jared and I give our speech, and we say exactly the right thing to honor our mom.
00:12:36Um...
00:12:37And what do you see?
00:12:40The whole town's there.
00:12:43Everyone who loved my mom.
00:12:46Even dad looks proud.
00:12:50Laurel's doing that thing where she smiles and cries at the same time.
00:12:53Steven's next to her looking at us like, you got this.
00:12:57Uh...
00:12:58Uh...
00:12:59Next to him.
00:13:05There's...
00:13:06Just a lot of people who...
00:13:09Love my mom.
00:13:12That's it?
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14That's the day.
00:13:25Hey.
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:30You're still missing, huh?
00:13:32No.
00:13:35I mean, every once in a while, I think, what if I hadn't jumped for that ball and messed up
00:13:40my knee?
00:13:43It's just weird how one choice can end up shaping your whole future.
00:13:49Well, without it, you wouldn't have found sports psychology.
00:13:52I think I would've.
00:13:54It just would've taken me longer to get there.
00:13:55Hey, belly chair!
00:13:57What up, baby?
00:13:58Hey!
00:13:59What's up, girl?
00:14:00Hey, record.
00:14:01How you doing?
00:14:01Hey.
00:14:02Are you ready for tomorrow?
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Dude, we have to crush those delts at finals.
00:14:06We're going to crush them.
00:14:07We're going to crush them.
00:14:08We're going to crush them.
00:14:09Dude, come play with us.
00:14:10I'm sorry, man.
00:14:11I'm going to go grab my cap and gown.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:13All right, later.
00:14:14Hey, see you, man.
00:14:15Bye, girl.
00:14:16Bye.
00:14:16See ya.
00:14:17Hey, after tomorrow, you can stop pretending you don't hate my frat.
00:14:23Oh, God.
00:14:24I can't wait.
00:14:25I'm kidding.
00:14:26I don't hate your frat.
00:14:29That much.
00:14:34Meet you at the dining hall?
00:14:35I can.
00:14:36I'm studying with Taylor and Annika.
00:14:39But I'll come over after.
00:14:41I promise.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:44Bye.
00:14:45Bye, Bells.
00:14:53Honklin, set up a call with the founding partners at Paisley.
00:14:56Why?
00:14:57The earnings are trash.
00:14:58You see their burn rate?
00:14:59Right.
00:14:59Remind me.
00:15:00Which one of us is a senior associate and which one is a glorified intern?
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:03I have been here six months, Denise.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:05Yes, I know.
00:15:06And you graduated early with honors from Princeton.
00:15:09Please, just tell me all about it again, as if I don't have actual work to do.
00:15:13Good call on the nectar analysis, Steven.
00:15:16Uh, yeah.
00:15:17Yeah, thank you.
00:15:19I mean, you know, it's an interesting position.
00:15:20Minimal exposure, but it's early.
00:15:22Couldn't agree more.
00:15:23Nice work.
00:15:25Keep it up.
00:15:26People are noticing.
00:15:30All done pretending like you actually give a shit about this job?
00:15:33I do give a shit?
00:15:34Yeah, but you don't love it.
00:15:35Okay, who loves their job?
00:15:36I do.
00:15:37Okay, and I think you have an unhealthy relationship with work.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:40Come on, a job's a job.
00:15:42You know, sentiment does not apply.
00:15:43Oh, it's really a shame.
00:15:45Today's youth lack passion.
00:15:47Oh, today's youth?
00:15:48You are like two years older than me.
00:15:50Three.
00:15:50And you report to me.
00:15:52Come in a happy hour tonight?
00:15:54Ooh.
00:15:55Let me see.
00:15:56Brown liquor finance bros.
00:15:59I mean, it sounds tempting.
00:16:01But, uh, I've got some pre-existing commitments.
00:16:04Passion, Conklin.
00:16:06I'll serve you well.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14Oh, right there.
00:16:17Can you pay someone to do this?
00:16:20You love my feet, sicko.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23What I love...
00:16:28is your belly button.
00:16:32Stop trying to smell my belly button.
00:16:34I'm sorry, I can't help it.
00:16:40I'm sorry.
00:16:40You are so really nice to you, keeping me together.
00:16:42So, what'd it make sense if I was yours then you could call me you, baby.
00:16:48What we say, we're just every time...
00:16:53Friends, just for now...
00:16:55Yeah, but friends don't say words that make friends feel like more than just...
00:17:01Taylor?
00:17:01Taylor.
00:17:02I'm with this, sir.
00:17:04Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
00:17:10Hi. What's up?
00:17:12You early? Feel like you're a little early.
00:17:15Nope, I'm on time.
00:17:17You still wanna study with me and Annika, or are you too busy?
00:17:21Ha. No, I just look up for my nap.
00:17:25Um, let me just get dressed and I'll meet you in the library.
00:17:28Okay. I mean, you know I'm not going to rat you out for having your boyfriend in your room, right?
00:17:33What? He's not in here.
00:17:37Just tell Davis that I'm glad he finally did the gray sweatpants, because they leave too little to the imagination.
00:17:41Those aren't Davises. They're mine.
00:17:43Men's wear is in.
00:17:44Sure. Yeah, okay.
00:17:46Um, I'll see you in the library.
00:17:48Bye, Davis.
00:17:54Where's pretty boy anyway, huh?
00:17:57Uniqlo having to sell him chockers?
00:17:59Oh, I mean, come on, Tay. It's Friday night. I guess you guys aren't that serious.
00:18:04Yeah, no, he wants to spend the summer in New York, because I'll be there for my internship, and he
00:18:08can't stand being away from me, but sure, not serious.
00:18:12No, sure, sure. I mean, the guy can't even be bothered to wear pants with a zipper, but, uh, no,
00:18:16I'm sure he'll figure out summer in New York.
00:18:19Right, no, if you, if you, uh, if you say so, Tay.
00:18:21Stop pretending to be jealous.
00:18:23I'm not jealous.
00:18:25You're not pretending, or you're not jealous?
00:18:29Both?
00:18:31Uh, neither?
00:18:34I don't, I don't, oh, you are confusing me.
00:18:39I'm confusing you?
00:18:40Mm-hmm, you are.
00:18:41Why?
00:18:43Do you want me to be jealous?
00:18:47No.
00:18:52I want you just like this.
00:18:58No drama.
00:19:01No strings.
00:19:05It's the only way that this works.
00:19:14Okay, I have to study.
00:19:22What?
00:19:24Nothing.
00:19:24I can, like, feel you looking at me.
00:19:27Just thinking.
00:19:34Oh my god.
00:19:35What?
00:19:36What?
00:19:36I got off the wait list for study abroad.
00:19:38Shut up, for real?
00:19:40Yeah, it says someone dropped out, so I guess.
00:19:43Oh my god.
00:19:44Probably fall semester in Paris.
00:19:46Hell yeah.
00:19:46I mean, I don't know.
00:19:47I kind of got used to the idea of staying here.
00:19:50Like, I already registered for classes, and, you know, we were going to get that apartment
00:19:54together.
00:19:55B, don't even worry about it.
00:19:57I'll go in on the Pine Street place with Shani and Rachel.
00:20:01Yeah, but I mean, then I'm, you know, going to miss all the senior year stuff, too.
00:20:05Oh my god, who cares about the senior year stuff?
00:20:07You can do that with Jared this week.
00:20:09This is Paris we're talking about.
00:20:11We know we're talking about Paris?
00:20:12For real.
00:20:13You're going.
00:20:14And I'm coming to visit.
00:20:16Yeah, so am I.
00:20:17I want to go to the Chanel on Rue Cambon.
00:20:19It's Cambon.
00:20:22Cambon.
00:20:24I'm going to leave here.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:30Jared, you're never going to believe it, but.
00:20:33Hey.
00:20:35What's wrong?
00:20:35Are you sick?
00:20:38No, I'm not sick.
00:20:39I'm just a fucking idiot, and I'm not graduating.
00:20:42Not graduating?
00:20:43What do you mean?
00:20:44I went to get my cap and gown, and my name wasn't on the list.
00:20:47Yeah, well, it must be a mistake, right?
00:20:50Nope.
00:20:50It turns out that I needed to take some extra core classes when I switched my major.
00:20:55And the ones I took before don't count.
00:20:59Oh, shit.
00:21:00I'm so sorry, Jared.
00:21:01I can't believe I'm going to be a super senior taking freshman classes.
00:21:04It's so embarrassing.
00:21:05Hey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:21:09Come here.
00:21:16At least we'll get to spend some more time together.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:24What was the news that you wanted to give me?
00:21:27Oh, um, today I, I walked in on Taylor and Davis' post-coital.
00:21:38Ugh.
00:21:38I mean, I didn't see him.
00:21:39I just saw his pants, and then Taylor got all cagey, and...
00:21:44Oh, my God.
00:21:45I know whose pants those are.
00:21:47They're Steven's!
00:21:48I mean, they're some stupid designer, and he was preening at himself in the mirror the
00:21:52last time I saw him.
00:21:54Steven and Taylor are hooking up again.
00:21:55I don't have the energy to be surprised.
00:21:57Yeah, but I mean, this time, Taylor has Davis, and Steven has Mia.
00:22:01They've never done the cheating thing before.
00:22:04I don't feel like dissecting their relationship right now.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:22:11Right.
00:22:13Well, do you want to go get midnight waffles?
00:22:18No, I just want to be here with you.
00:22:20Can we just cuddle?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:29I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:33I love you, buddy.
00:22:36I love you, too.
00:22:40Hmm.
00:22:58Are you still here?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:00I, uh, I kept waiting for your sisters to leave, but then, uh, more people kept showing
00:23:08up.
00:23:09There was a lot of shouting.
00:23:12I just fell asleep.
00:23:13It was Settlers of Catan night.
00:23:16Far now, so it should be safe to slip out.
00:23:18Yeah, okay.
00:23:22Or I could stay the night.
00:23:26We don't do sleepovers.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30Yeah, you're right.
00:23:33Okay.
00:23:35Then we won't sleep.
00:24:00There you are.
00:24:01Hey, Agnes.
00:24:01Are you studying?
00:24:03You know the year's over, right?
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05It's, uh, Paper Dr. Namazi published last spring on critical care strategy.
00:24:11I wanted to be prepared since we're in the final round.
00:24:14I don't know if that's your speed or if that's a me thing or...
00:24:18Yeah, um, about that, uh...
00:24:22They announced you got it.
00:24:24They did.
00:24:26Me.
00:24:28Dude.
00:24:29Yay.
00:24:30Congratulations.
00:24:32You deserve it.
00:24:33Thanks.
00:24:35Oh, and you.
00:24:38We're both in.
00:24:39That was so messed up.
00:24:40I'm sorry.
00:24:41I had to.
00:24:42I had to.
00:24:43Congratulations.
00:24:45Drinks tomorrow night to celebrate.
00:24:47Absolutely.
00:24:48And they moved up the start date to this week.
00:24:51To this week?
00:24:52Mm-hmm.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:54Great.
00:24:56What?
00:24:57Do you think Dr. Namazi would give me a few days off if I asked for it?
00:25:02Conrad, what are you talking about?
00:25:03We worked months for this.
00:25:04No, I know.
00:25:06Uh...
00:25:07I just have, like, a family thing coming up.
00:25:09I mean, you could ask.
00:25:12Namazi's notorious for firing someone day one, but sure, why not piss her off before you even start?
00:25:16No.
00:25:18No.
00:25:18This job is my priority.
00:25:20Duh.
00:25:21Okay, let me see that.
00:25:23All right.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:44Coffee.
00:25:53Wait, did you go to the kitchen?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:55Did someone see you?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58I don't think so.
00:25:59I mean, the place was weirdly empty.
00:26:01It is?
00:26:03Oh, shitty shit.
00:26:05Shit.
00:26:06What time is it?
00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:07Like, 10?
00:26:0810.15?
00:26:09It was supposed to be up, like, an hour ago.
00:26:11Chill.
00:26:11It's Saturday.
00:26:12Yeah, it's the last Saturday before finals.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:16You say that like I have any idea what you're talking about.
00:26:18Finals freak out.
00:26:19Hello?
00:26:20It's a Greek thing.
00:26:22I do it every year.
00:26:23It's like the Olympics, but with binge drinking.
00:26:26I don't think I will ever get over Taylor, Jewel, sorority girl.
00:26:32You know, like, Jared, I get.
00:26:34I mean, I was born to be in a frat.
00:26:35I mean, look at him.
00:26:36But you.
00:26:38I rushed so that I could make connections for my future, dummy.
00:26:41It's no different than your little Princeton eating club.
00:26:44Whoa!
00:26:45Personal attack.
00:26:46Relax.
00:26:56Is that Mia?
00:26:58Uh, uh, yeah.
00:27:01Cute.
00:27:04I should, uh, I should go.
00:27:06So go.
00:27:09Want to do this again tonight?
00:27:10Twice in a row?
00:27:12No.
00:27:12It's bad enough that you slept over.
00:27:14Hey, hey, come on.
00:27:16Okay, I gotta go.
00:27:17Come on, come on, come on.
00:27:19Come on, yeah.
00:27:20Hey.
00:27:34Have a good day.
00:27:35Good afternoon.
00:27:55Conrad finally hey Laura sorry it's been it's been kind of busy here which is kind of what I wanted
00:28:02to talk to you about I got that summer clinic job that I was telling you about oh Connie that's
00:28:08amazing yeah the thing is it starts right away and I'm not sure if they're gonna give me any time
00:28:15off so that would mean the dedication it's okay if you can't make it work really okay I just don't
00:28:26want to let anyone down you're not we all know how much you want to be there your mom would
00:28:32be so
00:28:32proud of you I hope you know that thanks Laura but Connie Jared thinks you're making that speech
00:28:39together so if you think it's not gonna happen you should give him a heads up for sure yeah I'll
00:28:46give
00:28:46him a call okay
00:29:12good luck out of you bro
00:29:16you ready yeah okay come here no please please don't come on cheer up you've been looking forward
00:29:30to this all week I feel like everyone's staring at me I feel like the loser who's not graduating on
00:29:36you are graduating it's just one more semester I mean look the sun is shining and the flipping slide
00:29:43is slippery it's all your favorite things that aren't boobs and abs you know me too well okay you ready
00:29:55for the three-legged race raining tamp you're right you're right you want to be my partner
00:30:03Taylor yeah tell her to play with us play with us I'm not Greek well as rush chair I hereby
00:30:09declare
00:30:09you an honorary tri-fi Davis will you hand me a shirt yeah gotcha man you feeling like a winner
00:30:18today
00:30:18Davis always when I got tape on my side dude it's a bummer you have to do another semester yeah
00:30:24dude
00:30:25it's it's bullshit but at least I get another semester with my girl wait what about everybody
00:30:30let's do that let's do it that was good
00:30:34all right here we go come on
00:30:37catch up
00:30:38five six five six seven eight
00:30:50we got it we got it
00:30:52we got it
00:30:58yes we got it
00:31:23hey Jared it's it's Conrad oh can you enter it tell him I'll be there in a sec
00:31:28uh sure
00:31:32hello
00:31:33belly
00:31:34belly hey
00:31:36hey
00:31:38uh
00:31:40is Jared there
00:31:41he's kind of in the middle of something uh hang on I can
00:31:45no that's fine honestly uh I'll just I'll just give him a call back okay all right bye
00:31:50okay bye
00:31:54hey babe
00:31:55guess who studied in Paris last semester so belly just found out that she got in
00:31:59oh wait can we just talk for a second alone
00:32:01oh yeah I was gonna jump in the game
00:32:03oh god
00:32:05I haven't decided yet about Paris so can you just not tell anybody
00:32:09I knew it
00:32:10you can't just give up on Paris no I'm not I'm not giving it up I just when I applied
00:32:15I thought
00:32:16that Jared would be graduated and that I'd be all alone thanks a lot okay you're always
00:32:22busy with your sorority or with Davis and you're always with Jared so whatever you know
00:32:28you would give me so much shit if I told you that I wasn't going to New York this summer
00:32:32just so I could stay here and do bong hits with Davis yeah I know but babe it's Paris
00:32:40Jared is rich he can fly over all the time and I'm coming at least once I'm already planning
00:32:46a whole Parisian wardrobe okay okay okay yeah I'll think about it don't think about it just
00:32:51do it I'll think about it
00:32:58pull up to the red light looking back and we're gonna get your name girl tell me where you're
00:33:04from what you do what you like when you pick your brain yeah and tell me how they got that
00:33:10pretty little face on that pretty little brain girl but let me swing around let me take it out
00:33:15bet you we could have some fun girl cause we could do it fast fast slow whichever way you
00:33:21find a running girl oh shit wait did you um did you remember to call your brother
00:33:29uh whoops no no I didn't I'll call him after dinner I gotta get on him about the speech and
00:33:36I want
00:33:37to try to convince him to come to cousins for the fourth this year he owes me after bailing on
00:33:41skiing over Christmas so shit I texted my dad about the school stuff and he's probably pissed
00:33:51a text a text Jer I know I know you know it's fine it's fine he's gonna yell and then
00:33:57I'll get
00:33:58over it right yeah hey dad uh hey listen I know you're probably not psyched about the graduation thing
00:34:10but not psyched no Jer I'm not psyched dad dad relax it's not that big of a deal it's just
00:34:17gonna be
00:34:17relax really did you just say that to me it was an honest mistake all right I'm sorry you know
00:34:23it's
00:34:23never your fault and now I'm on the hook for another 20k in tuition I'll pay you back how you're
00:34:30gonna
00:34:31pick up some extra lifeguard shifts at the club dad that's not fair Jared do you think your brother
00:34:38would ever let something like this happen no we all know that Conrad is perfect just act like a
00:34:44fucking adult I was acting like an adult I've been acting like a fucking adult all right I'm sorry if
00:34:50I
00:34:50want to have a little fun at college you're 21 okay welcome to the real world it's not all about
00:34:55fun
00:34:58all right I will wire the money to the school in the morning but you're you're paying me back for
00:35:05this I wish you didn't have to hear that no don't worry about it I can't do this dinner right
00:35:16now
00:35:17yeah okay of course yeah let me just call Steven and tell him that we can't go no I I
00:35:22think you
00:35:22should go I just I need some time with my thoughts okay um okay I'll just I'll catch a ride
00:35:34with
00:35:34Steven and meet you at the party fuck right yeah Marty
00:35:55I love you I love you too okay I'll see you later
00:36:17I mean he was such a dick can you believe he compared the two of them no no no no
00:36:21no no
00:36:23okay look you know I love Jer all right but Adam is stuck paying a whole extra semester of tuition
00:36:28because Jer didn't bother to read an email I mean I'd be pissed too what don't look at me like
00:36:34that
00:36:34all right you know Jer doesn't always have his shit together it bugs you too it does not come on
00:36:38okay
00:36:39uh what about Cabo he forgot to tell you about the spring break trip until the last minute you guys
00:36:44broke up over there no no no we did not break up we had a fight we had a fight
00:36:48does the little stuff
00:36:50bother me sometimes sure like his seasonal allergies and the fact that he leaves his snotty tissues
00:36:57everywhere and do I wish that he didn't smoke so much weed yeah but none of that stuff actually
00:37:04matters because we've been through the real stuff together and no offense but you just don't know
00:37:08what it's like to really be with somebody uh I'm with Mia I saw your pants dumbass what's wrong with
00:37:13my pants I saw them I saw your pants in Taylor's room I know you guys are whatevering and don't
00:37:21bother lying because you're a terrible liar I am not I am okay yeah fine um yeah those those those
00:37:31those
00:37:31were my pants you know the last time you two flamed out she made me promise that if she were
00:37:35ever
00:37:35tempted to get back together with you that I would have to put her on an involuntary psych hold and
00:37:40you said I remember I remember I remember I remember I it's not like we we we meant to okay
00:37:50it just it
00:37:50just happened how we ran into each other in New York when she was interviewing for her internship Steven
00:37:58that was two months ago you've been cheating on Mia this whole time yes yes and I feel like an
00:38:06asshole it's just Taylor and I have never not been single when we've hooked up you know and and and
00:38:13Mia's great I mean Mia's so great she really is she's just she's just not um Taylor so what are
00:38:22you
00:38:22gonna do I don't know I don't I mean it has to mean something though right that we keep coming
00:38:29back to each other that it feels like it's never really over yeah okay so what does Taylor think
00:38:37I haven't had the nerve to ask her yet you know that you can't keep stringing Mia along like this
00:38:43no matter what happens with Taylor I know I know you're right thank you okay now can we go back
00:38:52to you and chair and whatever it is that's making you guys so extra about this I got into the
00:39:01study
00:39:01abroad program in Paris for next year what belly that that's amazing what congratulations
00:39:09what's wrong I mean just share not want you to go hmm Jared doesn't know that I got in
00:39:17you hypocrite no belly yes no you blame me and then you don't know just I feel like
00:39:23I feel like I'd be abandoning him you know so what you're gonna abandon your own dreams and going to
00:39:27Paris no no I just I swore the year that everything happened with Susanna that I would always be there
00:39:33for him okay yes yes absolutely okay but chair repeating a semester isn't on the same level as
00:39:43losing Susanna right plus if you don't tell chair about Paris you're not giving him the opportunity
00:39:50to step up you know and show you what he's capable of handling kind of makes you just as bad
00:39:55as Adam
00:39:58wow harsh yeah that's what I'm here for no get your hand out of my face god forbid I try
00:40:06to show a
00:40:06little love hey man uh sorry I forgot to call you back oh no worries dude I uh I just
00:40:20wanted to
00:40:21call you and talk about mom's thing and the the speech and all yeah yeah right um hey I'm not
00:40:28really up for working on that right now so um actually do you mind just writing it yourself you
00:40:35probably do a better job than me anyways what's going on my major changed up the requirements to
00:40:41graduate so um I'm just I'm stuck here for another semester and dad's being a freaking dick about it
00:40:48it's just whatever it sucks I'm sorry yeah it's not that big of a deal though right I mean lots
00:40:56of
00:40:56people take an extra semester to graduate not people like you Connie he made that one really
00:41:01clear you screw him you know how he is I just wish I didn't have to put up with the
00:41:06shit of the
00:41:06dedication I want to be thinking about mom and not how much I want to punch him in the nuts
00:41:10trust me
00:41:10Jared it's very possible to do both of those things at the same time yeah I miss you uh I
00:41:22feel
00:41:22like Thanksgiving was a million years ago uh hey can you can you hold on a second uh red bird
00:41:32is on the
00:41:32other one yeah you know what dude just take it uh we will talk later okay okay yeah sounds good
00:41:39bye
00:41:40see you man
00:41:52mother hey what are you doing where are you going um I have a thing at Davis's frat
00:42:02where are you home on a Saturday night what's wrong nothing where's Scott I swear to god if that
00:42:07man does you dirty again I will personally stop nothing's wrong he went to Rudy's okay you should
00:42:14do a smoky eye I love you with a smoky eye well it's kind of dated you're so mean to
00:42:20me
00:42:22is that Steven's sweatshirt I thought you got rid of that the last time you two broke up
00:42:26it's soft oh my god you guys are back together aren't you what no what are you talking about
00:42:33wait I thought that he was still dating oh oh my god what's her name what's her name
00:42:36Gia yeah Mia babe tell me you're not the side chick oh it's stopping dramatic it's barely even a thing
00:42:45okay but remember this once you've downgraded yourself there is no going back up and then
00:42:52you're just a hoe excuse you who says that I'm trying to help you right now okay well don't
00:43:00and keep your 90s ass advice to yourself because by your definition me and Steven are both hoes
00:43:07okay I'm not saying you're a hoe I'm just saying that it's hoe behavior
00:43:13mom I gotta go wait wait wait what are you doing here dummy I uh I dropped belly off after
00:43:29our
00:43:30dinner I told you I have plans tonight I know just wanted to see your face before I headed back
00:43:35well here you go happy happy now
00:43:47oh
00:44:00hi hi beautiful
00:44:02I brought you your favorite free breadsticks with sauce
00:44:06you're so good to me
00:44:09I'm sorry about dinner what did I miss
00:44:13well I mean we actually kind of just talked about
00:44:17what's been going on with me what's what's going on with you
00:44:21come here sit
00:44:25well um do you remember that study abroad program that I got wait listed for
00:44:31yeah Paris yeah uh so I just found out that I got off the wait list
00:44:38what when yesterday I was gonna tell you earlier but
00:44:44but then I fucked it up with the whole graduation thing
00:44:46no no I just I didn't want to dump it on you
00:44:48hey hey this is amazing this is amazing you you've wanted this so bad we should celebrate
00:44:55yeah but I don't even know if I'm gonna go
00:44:59I mean what if I said I'd I'd rather maybe stay here with you
00:45:06then I'd say you're an idiot
00:45:10hey you know I want this for you right
00:45:15all day long I've been thinking you know about how I don't want to leave you all alone
00:45:20but maybe I just don't want to be alone
00:45:24you know Paris is so far away and I won't know anybody and I mean what if I hate it
00:45:29okay
00:45:31but what if you love it
00:45:34come on bells will I miss you oh like crazy
00:45:40but but Paris is your dream
00:45:43and I want all of your dreams to come true because you deserve it
00:45:48and will I visit you bet
00:45:51I will drink wine or eat steak frites and I'll make you try this croco you're gonna love it
00:45:57nope
00:45:57I will never ever love snails
00:46:01but I love you
00:46:03so you're going
00:46:05I'm going
00:46:06yes
00:46:07yeah
00:46:07woo
00:46:11she would just skip this thing back to my room
00:46:18you're not getting out of it that easy
00:46:20come on
00:46:21okay
00:46:22come on
00:46:23let's go beautiful
00:46:25here you go
00:46:27time to celebrate
00:46:28hop on
00:46:34it's time to party
00:46:41what's
00:46:42look at you
00:46:45hey
00:46:46congrats on second place today
00:46:48oh thank you
00:46:49I'm Belly by the way
00:46:51oh yeah I know
00:46:51I'm Lacey Barone
00:46:52come on bells
00:46:53hey Jer
00:46:53hi Lacey
00:46:55hi
00:46:55what's talking
00:46:57more celebrating
00:46:57what are we celebrating
00:46:59I got into the Paris study abroad program
00:47:01oh right
00:47:01I had the best time there
00:47:03there's this little bakery right by the dorms that I love
00:47:06oh yeah what's it called
00:47:07hey let's go get a drink
00:47:08come on
00:47:09let's go
00:47:12I'm with you baby
00:47:13I'm choking but I ain't no killer baby
00:47:15bitch at 28 telling me I'm still a baby
00:47:18but your love in Detroit life still
00:47:19and the thing about your boy is
00:47:22I'm with you baby
00:47:23I'm choking but I ain't no killer baby
00:47:25bitch at 28
00:47:31I love you
00:47:33and I need you
00:47:36really I love you
00:47:39I do
00:47:46don't ever cut your hair okay
00:47:48I have to I look like a witch
00:47:57okay I will grow my hair forever
00:48:00you stop threatening to grow a beard
00:48:03I like you smooth
00:48:05I'm looking at the east coast
00:48:07I know you're shaking right
00:48:08down south I know you're bouncing right
00:48:11west coast I know you're walking right
00:48:14you don't know what you mean to me
00:48:17east coast you're still shaking right
00:48:20to global domination
00:48:22and you know medicine obviously
00:48:29can you at least pretend to be happy
00:48:33I'm sorry it's been
00:48:36a long day
00:48:38well there's ample distraction
00:48:42I mean Elena definitely wants to get it wet
00:48:45oh no no no no no please don't say that
00:48:51and I'm not very good at relationships
00:48:53you of all people should know that one
00:48:54okay who said anything about a relationship
00:48:56first of all
00:48:58and yeah you were clear from the get-go
00:49:00that you weren't looking for one
00:49:01I was the one who pressed the issue
00:49:03anyway ancient history
00:49:04to friendship
00:49:08and pushing each other to greatness
00:49:17have you ever been in love?
00:49:23have you?
00:49:24I asked you first
00:49:25okay
00:49:27then yes
00:49:29how many times?
00:49:31once
00:49:33like how in love?
00:49:34on a scale of one to ten
00:49:35you can't put being in love on a scale on you
00:49:38are you?
00:49:39okay but if you had to
00:49:44ten
00:49:46impressive
00:49:48thanks
00:49:49so how did you meet?
00:49:52um
00:49:55we never really met
00:49:56I just
00:49:58always knew her
00:49:59so when did you know it was love then?
00:50:02it wasn't one moment
00:50:04it was
00:50:07you know when you're still half asleep
00:50:09and you don't even realize that you're awake
00:50:11until there's one moment when you just are
00:50:14mm-hmm
00:50:15it's like that
00:50:17like one day I just
00:50:20woke up
00:50:22don't even say it
00:50:27come on
00:50:32belly
00:50:33wait like your brother's girlfriend?
00:50:35have you just been like pining after her this whole time?
00:50:38she was my girlfriend first
00:50:39wait she dumped you for him?
00:50:41bitch!
00:50:42what?
00:50:43no no no no no
00:50:44I was a shitty boyfriend
00:50:47we broke up at prom
00:50:49wait you broke up with her at prom?
00:50:51technically she broke up with me but
00:50:54yeah I basically teatled up for her
00:50:57seriously?
00:50:58oh my god you did that thing that guys do when they're too chicken shit to break up with a
00:51:01girl
00:51:01so they like act like a dick until she does it for him
00:51:05oh no
00:51:06god
00:51:10so what is it like super awkward now or
00:51:15I barely ever see them together I mean I see it here so
00:51:18okay but like what do you do?
00:51:25I remember the first time that we were all together
00:51:29they tried to downplay it for my sake
00:51:31but I could just tell that they were so happy
00:51:37and so I had to be happy too
00:51:41from that moment I knew that
00:51:45I couldn't be alone with her or I wouldn't be able to
00:51:47keep it in
00:51:53keep what in?
00:51:55that I
00:51:59loved her
00:52:04when we were together I never said the words and
00:52:09now
00:52:15I don't know
00:52:18um
00:52:22I gotta go
00:52:24okay
00:52:25I got it I got it
00:52:26you sure?
00:52:27mmhmm
00:52:29get home sick
00:52:30yeah you too
00:52:45hey Jeremiah leave a message
00:52:49hey Jer uh look I am not gonna be able to make the dedication
00:52:55I got this job and it starts real soon
00:52:59and it's a pretty big deal
00:53:00so
00:53:02um
00:53:04I'm really sorry
00:53:06but
00:53:08if you need help with the speech or anything
00:53:10you let me know I'm here
00:53:13but I know you'll do great
00:53:15so
00:53:18yeah
00:53:19alright
00:53:19bye
00:53:30just a sec
00:53:31just a sec
00:53:32just a sec
00:53:49just a sec
00:53:50just a sec
00:53:54yeah
00:53:54just a sec
00:53:58just a sec
00:54:00come on
00:54:00just a sec
00:54:03just a sec
00:54:03just a sec
00:54:03let me know
00:54:06what a sec
00:54:11We need to talk.
00:54:13Now.
00:54:13What's going on?
00:54:15Did you hook up with Lacey Barone during spring break?
00:54:18Belly.
00:54:19Oh, my God, Jenner.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:21Belly, I can explain.
00:54:22No, no, no.
00:54:23Get away from me.
00:54:24Belly, please.
00:54:24Let me explain.
00:54:25Belly, please.
00:54:26Belly, wait.
00:54:28Belly, please.
00:54:28Let me explain to you, please.
00:54:30Okay, explain.
00:54:33It happened when we were on a break.
00:54:35Right, when we were broken up.
00:54:36You knew that we weren't really broken up, that that wasn't real.
00:54:39How was I supposed to know that it was real for me?
00:54:41Well, if I knew it, then you should have known it.
00:54:43I didn't mean for this to happen, and it was a mistake.
00:54:45A mistake?
00:54:46Yes.
00:54:47Like what?
00:54:47Like you tripped and you fell on top of her naked?
00:54:52There you go.
00:54:56Don't touch me.
00:55:00What did you do?
00:55:01I want to know exactly what did you do.
00:55:04I want to know what you did.
00:55:06We had sex.
00:55:07Fuck you.
00:55:09Look, it didn't mean anything to me.
00:55:11I swear.
00:55:12I swear to you.
00:55:13It means something to me, okay?
00:55:14You know that I've only ever been with one other person.
00:55:19Yeah, I know.
00:55:21You ruined everything.
00:55:23I'll never trust you again.
00:55:25Belly, please don't say that.
00:55:26I love you so much.
00:55:27It's always been you, Belly.
00:55:28We can't get it back.
00:55:29Whatever, whatever we were, it's gone.
00:55:32We lost it.
00:55:33No, we can't.
00:55:34We lost it.
00:55:34We can't.
00:55:34We can get it back.
00:55:35We can't.
00:55:36No, I don't, I don't even know who you are anymore.
00:55:41Belly, wait.
00:55:42It's humanism.
00:55:44I don't need it.
00:55:46It's humanism.
00:55:51It's humanism.
00:55:54It's humanism.
00:55:54It's humanism.
00:55:54My heart won't start and it's humanism.
00:55:58My heart's been started and it's humanism.
00:56:03How long could we be a sad song?
00:56:07Till we were too far gone to bring back to life
00:56:11I gave you all my best peace, my endless empathy
00:56:16And all I did was plead as I tried to be the braided soldier
00:56:22Fighting in only your army, front lines don't you ignore me
00:56:27I'm the best thing at this party, you're the only
00:56:31And I wouldn't marry me either, a paparagical people pleaser
00:56:36The only one of you to see her, and I'm fading thinking
00:56:40Do something, babe, say something
00:56:43Do something, babe, with something
00:56:49Choose something, babe, I got nothing to believe
00:56:56Unless you're choosing me
00:57:02You're losing me
00:57:04Stop, stop, stop, you're losing me
00:57:08Stop, stop, stop, you're losing me
00:57:13I can't find a pulse, my heart won't start anymore
00:57:47I can't find a pulse, baby, I can't find a pulse, if anything
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