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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:22anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:31on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17What happened?
00:10:18Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:45for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29Mm-hmm.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course!
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:55Thanks.
00:18:12Mm-hmm.
00:18:16Huh?
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:15she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
00:19:20right
00:19:20that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:41help me i just want to
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:22can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:28bitch alive
00:21:33right rewrite the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we niggas
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you your fucking spy
00:21:57so i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:31attracted to
00:22:33a naked woman and her breasts it's science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:38is physically
00:22:41you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:55you're almost there aim
00:22:59get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:21those dana seals how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss tricksy is a good person she's not
00:23:36the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills
00:23:43to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i
00:23:49are
00:23:49already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess
00:23:55healer
00:23:56think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss tricksy must have
00:24:01woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl
00:24:16is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:21miss
00:24:21tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:34but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is
00:24:41in
00:24:41tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my
00:24:48son
00:24:49doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like
00:24:56it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me
00:25:17this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:23so we can both survive
00:25:43that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:58like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:05poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:11of us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you but it's never never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:37there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:43brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:49door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:55that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:16ready hey oh
00:27:18quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:51otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:58wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see for
00:28:04yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:11punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:22he's a cure
00:28:29his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:56i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:09not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:15one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:23the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:34over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:41is that
00:29:41the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:46brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:54we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you
00:29:59cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it
00:30:07but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:27brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's
00:30:33savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:41i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:47trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54i must go
00:31:01hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's
00:31:10even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:14marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:34no no no no no my standard my standard was supposed to be mine
00:31:40i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him you two nut jobs
00:31:46are a
00:31:47disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:51wait no we're not we're eyes no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:07was
00:32:07just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could have
00:32:18done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that i
00:32:24have to
00:32:24find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over too but if my bestest big
00:32:29bro wants her
00:32:30i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name
00:32:55on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:58fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:33:19best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:32you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:39yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:45do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:50life when
00:33:50i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of
00:34:34course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth
00:34:43one millionth the presidential contract i gave her you gave her the presidential contract i certainly
00:34:55did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating
00:35:15scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:23how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:30poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking
00:35:35about you see show her bob this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase
00:35:46this house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss
00:35:52poor
00:35:53nobody like you even if you got no game i got street credit i gotta keep you dig
00:35:58the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater
00:36:04is this true trixie
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade
00:36:32enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:52if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend why
00:36:57should
00:36:58i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:12again do you remember that
00:37:21trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:28grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:37that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:44aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:37:52give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing
00:38:06your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just
00:38:13yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:19i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:27you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:44you said chixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:50she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:53fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video
00:39:10yes her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43she served with her regiment in the marines you mean the butcher tanner that could barely carry
00:39:47supplies well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas
00:39:51sir so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59and we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting
00:40:10her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:36married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:41biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:49wake him still butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see
00:41:02some of
00:41:02the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will
00:41:09also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor that's why sasa is the best
00:41:16wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding
00:41:23begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you
00:41:52two really are a match made in hell
00:41:54so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:01uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:12i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:23what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:34and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll all
00:42:41see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:48show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:55scraps from us
00:42:57the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:02the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:33that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:39rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:55digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make
00:44:00yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:17i
00:44:18always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:25girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i have
00:44:30got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:52oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:11home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:19the
00:45:19guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:24here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is for all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:05pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:21will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:41wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:03hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:10unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:16general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:21then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them
00:47:30butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:47i'm a major in the marines sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with a military approved
00:47:55by the first female president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to
00:48:02leech off you like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free
00:48:07meals for
00:48:08the poor do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or
00:48:15you're as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone
00:48:22will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:31here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:37you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:44like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:48:58marry
00:48:58an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:16oh how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in
00:49:39front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't
00:49:45need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could
00:49:50crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:49:58you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so
00:50:04you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like
00:50:11it here two
00:50:12i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three
00:50:17i think i'm gonna
00:50:23hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:41it's it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:56i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:06you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:13was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dog
00:51:30don't try
00:51:31to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:35that a
00:51:35man would die for
00:51:40don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:47would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that
00:52:05she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14i don't know a real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again you understand you want to with me you little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:48you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really
00:52:53not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole
00:52:58time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:05war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor
00:53:13so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:18worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they
00:53:28don't
00:53:28know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31think we should try to face them off some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:56i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59it's not in my nature i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:10like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:19this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy
00:54:25no first gift
00:54:33trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own
00:54:38new mansion worth 500 million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:45second gift this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune
00:54:55from a cowboy actor you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown
00:55:00show they've got nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i
00:55:07know that
00:55:07you are the farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um
00:55:14well
00:55:16oh
00:55:31cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:41trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:45trixie amore
00:55:49will you marry me
00:55:53you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple
00:56:20okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:56:36i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:40which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:45understand
00:56:49you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander
00:56:56armstrong
00:57:04as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:11yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would sooner
00:57:16marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're
00:57:21all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:27let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:30do
00:57:31to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status
00:57:37on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:57:55i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:11oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello yes
00:58:27what
00:58:33i'm a fake
00:58:42hey hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:58:48suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's a dinner
00:58:56that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:03health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:15you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man
00:59:21country trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:47i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
00:59:57a good time
01:00:00do you remember your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:03i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:14cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:24well okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:30full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:41i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:47marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:00:53but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:57you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity
01:01:01so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:08wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting
01:01:21canceled because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess
01:01:27healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way
01:01:52now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of
01:02:05my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one
01:02:10would even bat an eye
01:02:11she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi fbi you're under arrest for
01:02:19fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:28guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please officer don't
01:02:36arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about the
01:02:42breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i can
01:02:49attest
01:02:49that trixie amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law yes and
01:02:55one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible woman she's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven
01:03:15you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:03:21he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this
01:03:26whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've
01:03:36received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole
01:03:42dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can
01:03:47focus on taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you
01:04:21get him if you can
01:04:23oh
01:04:25oh
01:04:26oh
01:04:26oh
01:04:27oh
01:04:37oh
01:04:39Ah!
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Icenaunter.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:24Hmm.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01She the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:47I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:03Stop.
01:10:05Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:11No.
01:10:12No, Bob.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:03We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:07You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:19allies to the president?
01:15:21So he is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15No.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:24Watch this!
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the President!
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:35President!
01:17:36Oh, my God!
01:17:37Oh, my God!
01:17:38Oh, my God!
01:17:39Oh, my God!
01:17:39Oh, my God!
01:17:42Oh, my God!
01:17:43Hey, idiots!
01:17:51Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:55That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:43It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... she... she is...
01:18:55She is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:04healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:22Yeah! Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here.
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar!
01:20:46Ah!
01:20:46Ah!
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:50Ah!
01:20:51Ah!
01:20:53Ah!
01:20:53What? Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract!
01:20:59You wish!
01:21:00You idiot!
01:21:01Ah!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing!
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:32Her.
01:21:32Her.
01:21:34Her.
01:21:35Her.
01:21:36Her.
01:21:43What?!
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:16I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person, and you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:29Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I can't.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes, well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:50I do.
01:24:51You may kiss the bride.
01:24:52Thank you so much.
01:24:53I do.
01:24:53you so much. Goodbye.
01:24:54ByeHu.
01:24:56Bye. Bye.
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