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00:00:25Using the stem of one of your tied up
00:00:29birthday flowers okay so we have some yucus oh my god it's foul it's it's foul
00:01:15Oh oh oh oh yeah how do I look through the dew oh so good baby so good give it
00:01:25to me
00:01:27you look good
00:01:31oh oh oh oh oh oh
00:01:39hello there she is tube boy knock knock little tube boy there's my baby
00:01:47oh I'm in the tube I'm stuck in the tube I can't get out
00:01:50I'm stuck in the tube but I can't get out
00:01:52and then oh you want some popcorn baby and then out
00:01:56okay I'm gonna make popcorn you want some I'm good honey
00:02:13I'm coming in honey get ready for your close-up
00:02:45what are you laughing about
00:02:47this one time as a kid we went skiing drove up to a cabin and after skiing we went into
00:02:57the little town and had dinner at a restaurant and then when we got home my mom got food
00:03:06poisoned and it was a really small little cabin and I just remember hearing my mom puke like
00:03:17all night long and it was like violent puking and then there was a joke don't get the
00:03:37like don't
00:03:40don't get the kong
00:03:45don't get the
00:03:48don't get the chicken kong
00:03:49I can't
00:03:53don't get the chicken kong
00:03:54pow
00:04:01there's something funny too
00:04:02about like my mom getting sick
00:04:04like she just never ever showed
00:04:06any like cracks
00:04:08of vulnerability
00:04:10so for her to
00:04:12to hear her puke
00:04:13I think it just like
00:04:16stuck with me
00:04:24can you rub me a little
00:04:26higher or lower
00:04:27just like right on my liver
00:04:29yeah
00:04:51hmm
00:04:52hmm
00:04:52hmm
00:06:53Hello.
00:06:54Hello, my honey.
00:06:55Hello, my baby.
00:06:57Hello, my ragtime gal.
00:07:00Hello, my honey.
00:07:01How's it going, baby?
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:05So, I've been in touch with these women.
00:07:09It's actually kind of like a whole thing.
00:07:11I emailed this woman who posted this advertisement online for Chinese Cresties puppies.
00:07:16I emailed her.
00:07:18She didn't have any available, but she put me in touch with this other woman she knows that
00:07:23also breeds Chinese Cresties.
00:07:24They're kind of like a community of women.
00:07:27She also didn't have any, but then she put me in touch with this woman named Dee.
00:07:32Dee just emailed me back, and she's whelping.
00:07:36Well-peen is when dogs give birth.
00:07:38That's what they call when they're having a litter.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:42Dee is well-peen a litter in two weeks, and she said that we can get on the list and
00:07:48reserve
00:07:48one of these dogs.
00:07:49All we have to do is send a $1,000 deposit in the next 24 hours, and it's ours.
00:07:58Very cute, love.
00:08:00Very cute.
00:08:01I mean...
00:08:03Very cute.
00:08:04Very sweet.
00:08:06Very cute.
00:08:07So cute.
00:08:08I love it.
00:08:09I did research.
00:08:10There's no harmful treatment of the animals.
00:08:13None of this puppy mill shit.
00:08:15It's all price capped, so these are $2,000.
00:08:19This is basically just to pay for the upkeep of the situation.
00:08:22That's why it's this price point.
00:08:24So it's very much not for profit.
00:08:27Do you mind if I just kind of...
00:08:27So I think we should do it.
00:08:29I think we should just jump on it.
00:08:34Okay, so there's a couple things that are kind of pinging for me, love.
00:08:38So if I can just go in, and I'll just kind of run through them, if that's okay.
00:08:44Um, so firstly, I guess just this is obviously not what we discussed, right?
00:08:53This is a deviation from the rescue plan.
00:08:58I understand, but honestly, I've sent like 200 emails for rescue dogs.
00:09:02I haven't got a single response back.
00:09:03And if we want a dog, I think we really have to act like now.
00:09:07Because lockdown is coming.
00:09:08Winter is coming.
00:09:09It's just, it's not going to happen.
00:09:11When you're bringing kind of an immediacy to like lockdown is coming.
00:09:14We have to get a dog now.
00:09:15Um, I don't mean to do an impression of you, but just that's kind of the emotionality of it.
00:09:20And then I feel like, okay, I've been vegan for 10 years.
00:09:24It's important to me to get a rescue.
00:09:26It feels like I'm in a difficult position where it's like, okay, I have to act now.
00:09:29I have to act now.
00:09:30I have to act now.
00:09:31And it's going to make us compromise.
00:09:32And I feel like if we're going to do that, we should make sure we've turned over every single stone.
00:09:39And I kind of don't feel like we have.
00:09:41I've tried and it's just not working.
00:09:43And this is like close to the same thing with an ethical breeder.
00:09:48They're, they're animal lovers.
00:09:50Ethical breeder is another thing I personally really don't buy.
00:09:54It's kind of in the, in the like, um, like free range egg paradigm type oxymoronical.
00:10:01So what's the deal?
00:10:02It's a non-for-profit.
00:10:03So then what is it for?
00:10:04Would be my question.
00:10:06Because from my perspective, if they didn't breed them, there's an incentive.
00:10:10They would go extinct.
00:10:11There would be no more Chinese cresties if it weren't for, look, she says, I am a preservationist.
00:10:17What is called a hobby breeder.
00:10:18I breed not-for-profit.
00:10:20So this is a freak who is.
00:10:23No one was breeding them.
00:10:25How would they continue?
00:10:26Who cares?
00:10:27Who cares?
00:10:28Who cares?
00:10:29I thought you were a vegan.
00:10:30Yeah, I'm a consequentialist, honey.
00:10:32I don't want to cause suffering.
00:10:35I just feel loved.
00:10:38Honey.
00:10:45What do you want me to say to this?
00:10:47Like, I'm down to get a dog.
00:10:49I don't, I don't even honestly want one.
00:10:52Um, it's like I'm willing to compromise on getting one in the first place.
00:10:56So then I want you to compromise.
00:10:57You want a dog.
00:10:59I don't want a dog.
00:11:00I'm willing to get a dog.
00:11:01I can compromise a dog, but then I need you to help me.
00:11:05So if it's us versus the problem, when can we tackle the problem?
00:11:09Because I'm tackling the problem every day.
00:11:11I'm sending emails every day.
00:11:13Anytime.
00:11:14Anytime.
00:11:15When?
00:11:15Now?
00:11:15No, not, see, that's not love.
00:11:17No, not now.
00:11:18Tomorrow?
00:11:19I need a lot of time.
00:11:20Can we, can we, do you have your calendar?
00:11:22Can we open our calendars?
00:11:23This is competitive, and if we're going to get it your way, I need your time.
00:11:25Send me, you know what?
00:11:26The best way to do it, and I'm going to sound like a jerk, is send me an email.
00:11:30And we'll go through it together, and we'll find a time, and we'll.
00:11:33You want me to book you?
00:11:34Okay, I know it seems like I'm a prick.
00:11:36Send me an email.
00:11:37But yes, send me an email, because then it's not going to get lost.
00:11:40You're looking at me like that, like, send me an email.
00:11:41I'm some bureaucratic freak.
00:11:43But if you send me an email, then it's not going to get lost.
00:11:45I'm actually saying send me an email, because then it's not going to get lost.
00:11:48So don't act like I'm the fucking, okay.
00:11:59Possible times tomorrow, anytime works for me.
00:12:06Next day, anytime works for me.
00:12:11And the next day, anytime works for me.
00:12:14Okay, just send it.
00:12:19I'm not trying to be a prick.
00:12:21I know that this is important to you.
00:12:25And I would like to help.
00:12:27I'm just trying to help you in a way that balances the other bullshit I know you're sick of hearing
00:12:35about that I'm trying to do.
00:12:38Which is this.
00:12:45You may feel that calm and relaxed aura of simply being present, which can relax and reassure you, easily and
00:12:57effortlessly.
00:12:58Good morning.
00:12:58I'm fine.
00:14:10Twelve rules for dogs.
00:14:12Rule number one, dogs are pack animals, and they need a pack leader for direction.
00:14:18Until a dog has been on leash, they can never truly be off leash.
00:14:23Put another way, they can never be free until they've been under control.
00:14:28That's where a pack leader comes into the picture.
00:14:40Still finalizing the flight plan on the Dominican side, working to get over the border before
00:14:46lockdown orders set in.
00:14:50Millie is two years old and needs some serious TLC.
00:15:01And we should be cautious not to get too excited, but a good chance.
00:15:05And then on our side, I still think that we have a conversation or two to have before we
00:15:09can fully pull the trig.
00:15:11I know you want a dog today, and I'm sure that you will want a dog in a year.
00:15:19But are you 100% certain that you 100% want a dog for 12 years plus?
00:15:36I'm a little concerned that, you know, you originally did not want a dog, and you're
00:15:41doing this for me and for my desires.
00:15:44So I just want to make sure I'm not pressuring you into that and that you're not going to
00:15:48resent this choice.
00:15:50100%.
00:15:54Amidst all the chaos of a human world, the ideal pack leader is steady and confident,
00:16:01vigorously calm, in effortless control.
00:16:04This is a state that I refer to as calm dominance.
00:16:10Rule number two.
00:16:13Think like a leader, stink like a leader.
00:16:15Dogs have a sense of smell 10,000 times as sensitive as humans.
00:16:20They can smell you like a book.
00:16:22You can say sit as many times as you want, but if you're not really sure about your status
00:16:27in the pack, your counterfeit commands won't pass the smell test.
00:16:32Love?
00:16:34How you doing?
00:16:35I think I'm good.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:39How you doing?
00:16:41Doing good.
00:16:44Oh, I'm nervous.
00:16:48Me too.
00:16:57Rule number 12.
00:16:59Command your dog from within.
00:17:02Dogs are so perceptive of their masters, it can sometimes feel as though they have psychic
00:17:08powers.
00:17:08And as pack leader, it's essential to act as though they do.
00:17:13Find your inner voice as leader of the pack and command your dog from that place.
00:17:19I call this speaking with your pack leader voice.
00:17:24Forget about your vocal cords.
00:17:26Command your dog from within.
00:17:29It's a different voice for everyone.
00:17:30The only essential feature of pack leader voice is that it rings out from an authentic
00:17:36base of calm dominance.
00:17:38It needs to come from within and it needs to come from you.
00:17:42Down.
00:17:46Down.
00:17:53She's going to be able to sense our presence before we've even gotten out of the car.
00:18:02It's not that we need to act calm.
00:18:06We need to be calm.
00:18:09Because that first impression, from what I can tell, is everything.
00:18:17We have to smoke the first impression.
00:18:21We have to smoke the first impression.
00:18:27Right.
00:18:28So when she arrives, we just act like nothing extraordinary is happening whatsoever.
00:18:35This is a totally normal night.
00:18:40And that feels kind of callous, but I think that that's going to be the best way that we
00:18:44can love her, is just to be...
00:18:54I know.
00:19:10We've got to smoke the first impression.
00:20:01We have to smoke the first impression.
00:20:31Got her?
00:20:33Mm-hmm.
00:20:35Mm-hmm.
00:21:15And just proceed as normal and let her come to us.
00:21:18That's too loud.
00:21:19You know what I mean?
00:21:19That's too loud.
00:21:20And really try to be a little bit more explicitly chill.
00:21:22We're in our own home.
00:21:24That's too loud.
00:21:25That's too loud.
00:21:26Let's be steady.
00:21:27We are in our own home.
00:21:28You're bringing aggressive energy.
00:21:29I'm just honking normally.
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:32She's going to help her.
00:21:32Oh, my God.
00:21:35Oh, my God.
00:21:46I think I should give her a treat.
00:21:48I think she needs some kind of...
00:21:53I think she's going into the closet.
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:18Hi.
00:22:21You're a good girl.
00:22:25You want a treat?
00:22:29Good girl.
00:22:32You're a good girl.
00:22:35Should I try Spanish?
00:22:37That's interesting.
00:22:41Bueno, girl.
00:22:45Bueno.
00:22:47Bueno.
00:22:50She's not responding to the Spanish.
00:22:54I'm feeling envy.
00:22:57So, I'm going to come over there as well.
00:23:21Tom?
00:23:31Hi.
00:23:33Come on.
00:23:39Settle.
00:23:44Settle.
00:23:52Settle.
00:23:59Saddle.
00:24:07Saddle.
00:24:23Saddle.
00:24:40Come on, let's put this on.
00:24:47Okay, oh good.
00:24:49All right, good girl, good girl.
00:24:58Okay, good girl, good girl.
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:26And let's try again in three, two, one.
00:25:34Good girl.
00:25:35Good girl.
00:25:42You're good girl.
00:25:45You're good.
00:25:51Bicycle coming?
00:25:52Okay, we're good.
00:25:56Good girl now.
00:25:57Good girl.
00:25:58Go on.
00:26:01You want some food?
00:26:05Come on.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:31Maybe she was like kicked or something.
00:26:35Why do you say kicked?
00:26:38I just feel like if she was, like, on this farm and there was all these other dogs,
00:26:44maybe they would just get pushed or, like, kicked out of the way.
00:26:50I get the sense she's coming from more environmental stress, like, ambient chaos.
00:27:04Too much going on.
00:27:07Clinging and clanging.
00:27:12She still hasn't pooped.
00:27:14She hasn't pooped since the Dominican Republic.
00:27:17That's probably not healthy. You can get a blocked bowel.
00:27:22She'll poop tomorrow.
00:27:55A megacolon is...
00:27:58Well, it's actually almost exactly as it sounds.
00:28:02We're talking about a colon that has been engorged to such a size due to the fact that it can't
00:28:08get anything out of there.
00:28:10Let me ask you. Dry or wet food?
00:28:12So it's wet, raw food.
00:28:1472 hours of wet, raw.
00:28:16I mean, you don't know this dog well enough to even understand what its typical gay is,
00:28:20but you'd be seeing it walk with almost a bit of a hobble.
00:28:25Slower, reticent to run, doesn't like to be touched in and around the stomach.
00:28:29He said this with females, so even her lower back may be irritated.
00:28:32But these are things that you can check on your own.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37I mean, it could all just be a phantom poo as well.
00:28:41Nine times out of ten.
00:28:42It's in the cabinet underneath the sink in the bathroom.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47We will look for it.
00:28:49We will look for it.
00:28:50Okay.
00:28:51We're also trying to transition her into vegan food.
00:28:56Any opinions about that?
00:28:59If this dog was born on a certain diet, you should change it at your peril.
00:29:05Look, I have an opinion on vegan food.
00:29:09I'm sorry.
00:29:10I have a political opinion on vegan food.
00:29:13And I'm really sorry about that.
00:29:15But I happen to have an opinion on it.
00:29:17And what's your opinion on that I'm curious?
00:29:20I will not disclose it to a client.
00:29:29Bye-bye.
00:29:33This 식s breath as a master.
00:29:35Have Time to Love.
00:29:46Read Now and type it on.
00:29:53Heyo.
00:29:57heal
00:30:02heal
00:30:06heal
00:30:31heal
00:30:31heal
00:30:31heal
00:30:31heal
00:30:32heal
00:31:19Love for you.
00:31:37Take it.
00:31:40Go.
00:31:43A little more paw.
00:31:46Perfect.
00:31:47Let's put you over here.
00:31:49There.
00:31:51Good girl, good girl.
00:31:54Good girl.
00:31:54Oh, you did good.
00:32:00Want to go girl?
00:32:04Okay, we don't have to do that today.
00:32:05Let's not do that today.
00:32:07Good girl.
00:32:09Good girl.
00:32:11Look at that.
00:32:11That's fun.
00:32:13That's fun, girl.
00:32:15Look, there's a little friend.
00:32:18Is it okay if they say hello?
00:32:21That's so cute.
00:32:23Look.
00:32:25Aw, she's so cute.
00:32:29She's shy.
00:32:33Can we go?
00:32:36Bye.
00:32:38Come on.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:49Oh, my God.
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:42Oh, my God.
00:34:04Bad.
00:34:16Bad.
00:34:17Bad.
00:34:18Bad.
00:34:20Bad.
00:34:33Bad.
00:34:35Bad.
00:34:47Bad.
00:34:47Bad.
00:34:51Bad.
00:34:53Bad.
00:35:02Bad.
00:35:03Bad.
00:35:06Bad.
00:35:09Bad.
00:35:11Bad.
00:35:27ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:35:41ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:35:41ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:35:44ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:35:46Oh here Mel, you wanna smell one of these?
00:35:51Oh my god, this looks so beautiful.
00:35:53Isn't it pretty?
00:35:55Give me a look, hon.
00:35:57Give me a smudge. Oh yeah.
00:35:59Merry Christmas.
00:36:01Merry Christmas!
00:36:07What did that smell?
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:10Oh, where's my gift?
00:36:12Oh!
00:36:14Merry Christmas, thank you.
00:36:17Thank you, oh.
00:36:20Oh, that's my gift to you.
00:36:23Merry Christmas, that's my gift to you.
00:36:27I'm the one who's amazing.
00:36:38That's my gift to you.
00:36:38Ooh.
00:36:39That's my gift to you.
00:36:39Good.
00:36:40You gotta look...
00:36:40Boo!
00:36:41Oh, my God.
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:29Oh, my God.
00:37:55Can I interrupt?
00:37:56Can I interrupt?
00:38:27And they've been getting me reflecting on how I am going to reconcile two poles.
00:38:42My daddy and my mummy, right?
00:38:49My dad.
00:38:52Complete fucking workaholic.
00:38:55Loves work.
00:38:56Obsessed with work.
00:38:57Nothing but work.
00:38:58Right?
00:39:00Loves work.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:03That's in there.
00:39:05Mm-hmm.
00:39:06Somewhere.
00:39:07As you know.
00:39:08On the other pole.
00:39:10My mom.
00:39:12Absolutely baby crazy individual.
00:39:16Loves family so much is all family.
00:39:22She would have had 10, 12 children if she could have.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28So, I come from these two different sides.
00:39:31And these are both living inside of here.
00:39:34I have never known how I am going to reconcile.
00:39:40How am I going to find a way to satisfy the part of myself that knows I've got to be
00:39:48completely
00:39:48fucking obsessed with work, especially if I want to be a filmmaker.
00:39:54Especially if I want to be a filmmaker.
00:39:56You've got to be obsessed.
00:39:59Obsessed with work if you want to be a filmmaker.
00:40:03Completely fucking obsessed.
00:40:06Cause it's the only way you're going to be any good at it whatsoever.
00:40:10Family.
00:40:11If I'm completely obsessed with work, what about family?
00:40:15I want to be obsessed with my family as well.
00:40:18I don't want to be my dad.
00:40:19I want to be there, there.
00:40:22Totally there.
00:40:23Obsessed with my kids.
00:40:25Fully there.
00:40:26People always say,
00:40:28The immediate solution?
00:40:30Work-life balance.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:33That's a good solution.
00:40:34I think that's a good solution.
00:40:35In a lot of cases.
00:40:36But in this case,
00:40:38I don't really see how work-life balance is going to function.
00:40:44Cause I can't really find a way in my mind
00:40:48where I'm going to be able to split it down the middle
00:40:51and have the amount of obsession
00:40:53that I feel that I need to have in filmmaking
00:40:57with the amount of presence that I want to have with my family
00:41:01in order to feel good about who I am.
00:41:05Hmm.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:11You've got two poles.
00:41:16Work.
00:41:21Famiglia.
00:41:25What if...
00:41:28Famiglia.
00:41:28What if...
00:41:50I am abandoning my script and I'm going to make a movie.
00:41:59About Millie.
00:42:05What do you mean?
00:42:06I'm going to make a movie.
00:42:11A home movie.
00:42:20But it's going to be a movie about Millie.
00:42:33What do you mean?
00:42:34You'll be you and I'll be me.
00:42:37Millie will be Millie.
00:42:39I know we can't have a crew because that would scare the fuck out of her.
00:42:42So I'll shoot it on my phone.
00:42:44It'll be super light.
00:42:45It'll be super easy.
00:42:48Baby.
00:42:50It's going to be a movie but it's also an heirloom from this beautiful period of time where we became
00:43:11a family.
00:43:13And it's going to be so beautiful.
00:43:26Okay, well, I'm so happy you're inspired.
00:43:32Truly.
00:43:33It's great to see.
00:43:36But I'm a little shocked because you've been writing that script for about five years and...
00:43:43I've never been so sure about anything in my entire life.
00:43:53Okay.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:02You got far?
00:44:04Mm-hmm.
00:44:09It's going to be so good.
00:44:23Come on.
00:44:40It's a young man.
00:44:41Let's go.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:44Come on
00:44:46Come on
00:44:48Come on
00:44:50Let's go
00:45:14Let's go
00:45:38Aloha from Hawaii
00:45:40Hello
00:45:41We just came back for dinner
00:45:44From dinner
00:45:45Oh my son
00:45:47Oh
00:45:54Honey
00:46:04What have we got?
00:46:17I
00:46:17Figured
00:46:19There's something that I
00:46:20Did
00:46:23I
00:46:23Did
00:46:35Did
00:46:41I
00:46:49Did
00:46:49I have a time sensitive tissue
00:46:51I
00:46:59Have a time sensitive tissue
00:47:10Is that funny?
00:47:12Is that funny?
00:47:13She's one minute old
00:47:14Just had her now
00:47:16You're a baby girl
00:47:19Is that funny?
00:47:20Yoo-hoo
00:47:22Yoo-hoo
00:47:24Love
00:47:25Paxi
00:47:26Like who is she?
00:47:28Who is she like?
00:47:33Like if you puffed out the hair
00:47:37Something about like slices
00:47:49You ring
00:47:50You ring?
00:47:52Brace yourself
00:47:54Braced
00:47:57I need you to be real for this
00:48:02Dear Eric
00:48:03Dear Eric
00:48:05Thank you
00:48:06Thank you for your application
00:48:09Millie
00:48:10Is still available
00:48:12And will be coming in from the Dominican on Saturday night
00:48:17In response to the lockdowns coming in at midnight
00:48:20We'll be doing pickups at the airport
00:48:23Approximately 11pm
00:48:26Millie is a sweet girl
00:48:28Aww
00:48:29But needs some serious
00:48:33TLC
00:48:34And this is the pick
00:48:36Oh my gosh
00:48:39She is something else
00:48:41Oh my goodness
00:48:43Cute, no?
00:48:45Oh, I can't breathe
00:48:47She's not ours yet
00:48:49I got a dog named Millie
00:48:51Millie
00:48:53Her name is Millie
00:48:55Can I get a M-I-L-L-Y
00:48:58Millie
00:49:02I'm a dog owner
00:49:07I'm a dog mama
00:49:09And going back and forth swaying from one side to the other
00:49:15I got a Millie
00:49:17I got a girl named Millie
00:49:20M-I-L-L-Y
00:49:22M-I-L-L-Y
00:49:23She's Millie
00:49:25This feels like it has a lot of comic distance
00:49:28So what can be a genuine thing though
00:49:30Because this is comic
00:49:32So that's what I'm struggling with
00:49:34Is how to be genuine with this
00:49:40Action
00:49:41I can't wait to meet her
00:49:43She's the most beautiful thing in the world
00:49:45And at that it's a baby girl
00:49:47Oh
00:49:49I can't handle it
00:49:51I'm gonna explode
00:49:52I'm gonna scream out of the mountains
00:49:54Millie
00:49:54It's my dog
00:49:56Millie
00:49:58Elixir
00:50:01Elixir
00:50:07She's not ours yet
00:50:09No, don't say that
00:50:11She's ours
00:50:11Don't do this to me
00:50:13She's ours the email says
00:50:14We just have to email back
00:50:15So we should just email back
00:50:16I'm not a yes
00:50:17I'm not a yes yet
00:50:20For me
00:50:21there's still much more to discuss.
00:50:26You're a bad man.
00:50:31You're a bad man.
00:50:35My character is a bad man right now.
00:50:37We're going to have to figure that out on the coverage here.
00:50:39You're a bad bad man.
00:50:42Say that again
00:50:43unless these little trunks have passed.
00:50:48You're a bad man.
00:50:50You're a very bad man.
00:50:54Bad.
00:50:56Okay, give up.
00:51:00One more time.
00:51:01And now go through all the way to the bottom.
00:51:04Get to the bottom and then scroll all the way to the top.
00:51:07Like a quick, like you get to the bottom, scroll all the way to the top.
00:51:10Scroll, stop, scroll, stop, scroll, stop.
00:51:12Get to the bottom all the way up and shut.
00:51:13Bad.
00:51:14You're at a 10 now.
00:51:16Take it to a 13.
00:51:18Oh my God.
00:51:20Of which applause?
00:51:22Of, of, of, even just like,
00:51:24of, of, of non, nonverbal.
00:51:26Do you see my feet?
00:51:28Oh, I'm in the tube.
00:51:29I'm stuck in the tube.
00:51:30I can't get out.
00:51:31I'm stuck in the tube, but I can't get out.
00:51:33And then, oh, you want some popcorn, baby?
00:51:36And then out.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:40Cut.
00:51:42Oh, my girl.
00:51:44Hi.
00:51:45Oh, we missed you.
00:51:47Bad.
00:51:48We missed you.
00:51:53Oh, my honey.
00:51:56My honey.
00:51:59I missed you.
00:52:00Honey, she's peeing.
00:52:07She's peeing.
00:52:08She's peeing.
00:52:10She peed.
00:52:12She peed.
00:52:13She peed.
00:52:14Oh, you have a good girl.
00:52:16Oh, she peed.
00:52:20Oh, you're going to put it all over the house.
00:52:23Don't do that again.
00:52:24Give me your paws.
00:52:26Oh, I can't believe you were dead in purpose without Mama.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:31Oh, my God.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:53:25Oh, my God.
00:53:26Failure.
00:53:27Fuck.
00:53:28Dumbass.
00:53:30Dumbass.
00:53:32Dumbass.
00:53:43Dumbass.
00:53:45Bad.
00:54:06Oh, hi, girl.
00:54:08Did you have a nice walk?
00:54:10How'd it go?
00:54:11It was fine.
00:54:13She, uh, freaked out at the school.
00:54:16Nothing more than usual.
00:54:19I think we gotta get a little realer on the training,
00:54:22because she was, uh, you know...
00:54:27You know how it is.
00:54:29Did something happen, huh?
00:54:31Yeah, well, I mean, she got a little nervous by the school.
00:54:33Um, freaked out by the CD tree
00:54:35that we said that we were training around and never did.
00:54:38Um, so it wasn't great, but it wasn't awful,
00:54:41but definitely wasn't great.
00:54:43So I just, you know, yeah,
00:54:45I think we just need to get a little more real about that.
00:54:48Okay, so just slow down.
00:54:50What happened? So you were walking by the school, or...?
00:54:53I was walking her down Gladstone.
00:55:03You know, like, there's that tree with the CDs,
00:55:06and the car came by, and I guess she saw the light.
00:55:10And she started to freak out,
00:55:12and so I went down to her and said,
00:55:13Millie, come here. Come here.
00:55:20Totally.
00:55:24Did you drop the leash, or...?
00:55:26No, I didn't drop the leash, no.
00:55:27She just tried to get away from me.
00:55:28She tried to get away from me.
00:55:29She was yanking and yanking.
00:55:30She almost got away from me.
00:55:31If I hadn't been prepared for it, she would have.
00:55:33It was brutal.
00:55:34I mean, she's...
00:55:35It's a lot of torque.
00:55:36She's pulling and pulling and pulling.
00:55:38I'm trying to hold her there.
00:55:40Millie!
00:55:44Millie!
00:55:45I'm sorry that I'm worked up.
00:55:47I'm, uh, disappointed in her.
00:55:51And that doesn't feel good.
00:55:54So, um, yeah.
00:55:56It's, uh, it was frightening.
00:55:57And so I'm getting testy, because it was frightening.
00:56:06It's okay, honey. It's okay, but, you know, let's not, let's not put the blame on her.
00:56:12Like, let's not be disappointed in her.
00:56:14We should take responsibility.
00:56:16This is...
00:56:17You're right. You're totally right.
00:56:18I'm extremely disappointed in us.
00:56:20I'm extremely disappointed in us.
00:56:23Because it is our fault.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Because we haven't been serious about the shit that we said that we were going to be serious about.
00:56:28We haven't been consistent about the stuff that we said that we would be consistent about.
00:56:32I, I understand that, love.
00:56:33But, but I've been also having my own experiences with her on walks.
00:56:38And I've started to realize that, you know, first things first,
00:56:41I think we should just get her comfortable with being outside.
00:56:45So that's what I've been working on.
00:56:47And I, I know we said we would do the tree as well,
00:56:50but I thought that it would be better to just first just work on getting her comfortable outside.
00:56:55We said that we were going to expose her to the things that scared her.
00:56:59We knew that she was scared of the CD tree, what, three weeks ago.
00:57:01And we didn't do anything about it because we're caught up in our own bullshit.
00:57:04And all of a sudden now she almost has an escape scenario.
00:57:07So it's, uh, it's, it's just laying bare some of the shortcomings in what we've done so far.
00:57:16So we said we would switch her food.
00:57:18We're not switching food.
00:57:19There's fucking meat cubes in the duvet.
00:57:20Well, I tried to switch the food, but she didn't want it.
00:57:22So what do you want me to do?
00:57:23Shove it down?
00:57:24How many times have you tried maybe once?
00:57:25Maybe two times?
00:57:25I tried a few times and she didn't like it.
00:57:28And I was thinking, I was starting to feel that maybe she would, maybe she-
00:57:32Everything that we've read has said that consistency is the number one factor.
00:57:36But you decide every other day that, you know what?
00:57:38My gut's saying something else might work better.
00:57:42That's fine, but we need to discuss it.
00:57:44If we're gonna make a strategy change or else all of a sudden she's just living in a swirl.
00:57:48She doesn't know what's what.
00:57:50Eric, I tried, but if you want us to switch the food, we, we can just do a quick switch.
00:57:56We can switch in one go.
00:57:57I read that you can-
00:57:58I'm sorry that I'm being a prick.
00:58:02And what I was going to say is I can switch the food.
00:58:04I read that you can just switch the food.
00:58:06There's like different opinions about you don't have to phase it.
00:58:09And you can just switch it in one go.
00:58:11It works fine for a lot of dogs.
00:58:13So I feel comfortable just doing a switch.
00:58:15And then that's off the, off, off the table.
00:58:23With that all, and...
00:58:56I don't know.
00:59:26Look here.
00:59:59Good girl.
01:00:01Good girl.
01:00:03Good girl.
01:00:03Good girl.
01:00:04Good girl.
01:00:16Good girl.
01:00:39Good girl.
01:00:56Good girl.
01:01:01Good girl.
01:01:04Good girl.
01:01:06Good girl.
01:01:08Good girl.
01:01:09Where's the car?
01:01:10Uh-uh.
01:01:12Um...
01:01:13One sec.
01:01:14One sec.
01:01:14It's okay.
01:01:17Do you see it?
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:36Okay.
01:01:38Okay.
01:01:38That's good.
01:01:41You're good.
01:01:43You're good.
01:02:04You're good.
01:02:04Fuck me.
01:02:05Fuck.
01:02:11It's okay.
01:02:21Hi.
01:02:21Our dog just puked up blood, and we're headed to you now, but I just wanted to confirm that
01:02:27you could see her.
01:02:29Her name is Millie, M-I-L-L-Y.
01:02:34Her breed is Whippet, and she's probably 30 pounds.
01:02:40Well, we switched her food last night from raw chicken to a cooked vegan.
01:03:01I'm in.
01:03:03Hi.
01:03:03Oh, sorry.
01:03:04Hi.
01:03:06Hi.
01:03:06Is this the walk-in, or did you call in?
01:03:08Yeah, we called.
01:03:09It's Millie.
01:03:09Millie, yes.
01:03:10Okay, great.
01:03:11Do you have the phone on you?
01:03:12Yes, I do.
01:03:13Okay, great.
01:03:14And she's a scared rescue, just so you know.
01:03:16No problem, so we should have all your information on our file then, and then we'll just give
01:03:20you a call as soon as we've seen her, okay?
01:03:21Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:23Okay, and she's a very scared rescue dog.
01:03:25Okay, great.
01:03:26Yeah, thank you.
01:03:38We had this dog growing up that was such a freak.
01:03:43It would, every time it went to exit a room, walk to the threshold of the room, and just
01:03:55before exiting, it would do a 180, and then walk out the room backwards.
01:04:02Can you just not talk?
01:04:04Can you just not talk?
01:04:08Yes.
01:04:16Hello?
01:04:17Hello, this is Laura from the Greenwood Animal Hospital.
01:04:21Is this Allie speaking?
01:04:22Yes, it is.
01:04:24Hi.
01:04:25Hi.
01:04:25So, I have Millie here with me now, and I have done an initial examination.
01:04:31She's running quite a high fever at the moment.
01:04:34She's sitting at 104.1.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:37Okay.
01:04:37So, the first step that I would like to take is just doing a gastrointestinal endoscope
01:04:42to see what's going on in her tummy.
01:04:44Okay.
01:04:45If you live close by, I just recommend heading home, and we'll give you a call when we've
01:04:49seen her, okay?
01:04:50Okay.
01:04:51I guess I'll just have my phone on.
01:04:53Okay.
01:04:54That's perfect.
01:05:33So, what are you doing?
01:05:35Are you still in my tummy?
01:05:37This is from the house.
01:05:37You are in my tumultuous, okay?
01:05:38Wow.
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:46Okay.
01:05:47Hello.
01:06:18How much are you
01:06:19blaming me for this?
01:06:29I freaked out at you and I apologized for that because that was stupid.
01:06:37I'm sorry for my part in it.
01:06:40I'm sorry for my 50% blame.
01:06:57You know, I don't remember putting the food in the bowl.
01:07:03Isn't that strange?
01:07:05It's like wiped.
01:07:06Oh my god.
01:07:07Beep.
01:07:09A memory gone.
01:07:11It is odd.
01:07:26End of conversation for the time being.
01:07:39I had a dream that we were married and we had babies and we were having some kind of
01:07:51barbecue and there was all these people around and you were trying to make them all laugh.
01:08:03You're throwing up the baby and going, whoop-dee-woo, catching her, whoop-dee-woo, catching her.
01:08:11And then I could tell that you wanted a bigger laugh so you threw the baby up really high.
01:08:24But what you didn't realize was that the ceiling fan was on and you threw the baby right into
01:08:33the fan.
01:08:35And then I had this overriding feeling of terror that the baby was dead.
01:08:46And then I woke up.
01:08:52And I think what my unconscious was telling me was that I don't trust you.
01:09:01And not only do I think that you'd be a bad dad, you would be a liability.
01:09:11I wouldn't trust you with my children crossing the street, let alone driving in a car.
01:09:22I don't trust you holding a baby.
01:09:34Do you have anything to say, anything, about what I just said, or you just put up a shield
01:09:41shield, and not hear any of it.
01:09:49You don't even know what to say, anything.
01:09:53I don't trust you.
01:09:58You just put a sword on it.
01:11:18I don't think she's going to let us give this to her.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:58Eric.
01:11:59Eric.
01:11:59Eric.
01:12:01Eric.
01:12:02Eric.
01:12:05Eric.
01:12:13Eric.
01:12:14Eric.
01:12:15Eric.
01:12:17Eric.
01:12:27Eric.
01:12:29Eric.
01:12:36Eric.
01:12:37Eric.
01:12:43Eric.
01:12:54Eric.
01:12:54Eric.
01:12:59Eric.
01:12:59Eric.
01:13:10Eric.
01:13:28Eric.
01:13:34Eric.
01:13:34Eric.
01:13:34Eric.
01:13:36Eric.
01:13:36Eric.
01:13:39Eric.
01:13:39Eric.
01:13:39Eric.
01:13:39Eric.
01:13:39Eric.
01:13:40Eric.
01:13:40Eric.
01:13:40Eric.
01:13:41Eric.
01:13:42Eric.
01:13:42Eric.
01:13:42Eric.
01:13:55Eric.
01:14:08Eric.
01:14:09Eric.
01:14:09Eric.
01:14:10Eric.
01:14:11Eric.
01:14:12Eric.
01:14:16Eric.
01:14:23Eric.
01:14:24Eric.
01:14:25Eric.
01:14:28Eric.
01:14:29Eric.
01:14:31Eric.
01:14:31Eric.
01:14:32Eric.
01:14:32Eric.
01:14:35Eric.
01:14:36Eric.
01:14:38Eric.
01:14:40Eric.
01:14:40Eric.
01:14:40Eric.
01:14:41Eric.
01:14:42Eric.
01:14:44Eric.
01:14:46Eric.
01:14:47Eric.
01:14:51Eric.
01:14:59bright red one just small intestine and colon which isn't as concerning
01:15:06this isn't terrible but there's a lot of like mucus too it's pretty watery and
01:15:17this jelly like that's so weird what do you think that is a bile or something
01:15:23so bad
01:15:59should we talk about it
01:16:07probably
01:16:15oh i'm sorry
01:16:18for saying all those mean things to you
01:16:21that was cruel i shouldn't have talked to you like that
01:16:28but i think there was some truth underneath what i was saying too
01:16:34yeah
01:16:36damn
01:16:41you've been a really nice guy to me for most of our relationship
01:16:49and i'm really grateful for that truly but i think that i let you steer this relationship
01:16:59for a long time
01:17:03but you
01:17:04kind of ended up just taking us
01:17:07in circles
01:17:10settle
01:17:12when we got millie i got the first taste of the kind of life that i want to live and
01:17:17i don't want to spit it out
01:17:22settle
01:17:24because i i'm i'm just done
01:17:28with whatever this is
01:17:33settle down
01:17:35i'll just sit
01:17:37okay
01:17:41so i think
01:17:44settle down boy
01:17:45you know if you don't want to have the same priorities as me which is basically
01:17:53family and then
01:17:55work
01:17:56then then we can
01:17:58we can bust up and you can go do your own thing
01:18:01and i can go live with my family and take millie
01:18:04and it's okay there needs to be no hard feelings
01:18:08but
01:18:12if you want you could you could try to live with me
01:18:16and we could see if we could
01:18:19make it work but
01:18:27i
01:18:29i need you to know that
01:18:32i'm not a movie
01:18:36i'm not going to be here forever
01:18:38it's a finite period of time
01:18:41and i can't keep living like it isn't
01:18:44so
01:18:46i kind of need you to shit or get off the pot
01:18:49because i'm 32
01:18:52my eggs are rotting
01:18:53day by day
01:18:55and i want to have babies
01:18:57and a house
01:18:59and i want to go camping
01:19:26are you gonna turn everything into a movie
01:19:29or just this
01:19:33i don't know
01:19:37but i don't know if i want that
01:19:40like i don't want that
01:19:43you can make movies but don't i don't want to be one
01:19:49it'll all make its way in but i'll try and fictionalize it a little bit more
01:19:53one
01:19:54it'll be
01:19:55you
01:19:55you
01:20:18really
01:20:22would all
01:20:23you
01:20:23would all
01:20:23i
01:20:30Good girl.
01:20:34Good girl.
01:20:36Good girl.
01:20:38Good girl.
01:20:41Good girl.
01:20:43Good girl.
01:20:45Good girl.
01:20:46Good girl.
01:20:50Good girl.
01:20:52Nice.
01:20:54Good job.
01:20:55Oh, good job.
01:20:57Nice.
01:21:36Hi, girl.
01:21:41I think she has to go out.
01:21:44Okay.
01:22:01Let's start.
01:22:04I don't know what I like.
01:22:07So, now I'm going to get that.
01:22:07Here we go.
01:22:11This is so sweet.
01:22:12It's a little bit so sweet.
01:22:14Okay.
01:22:21It's so sweet.
01:22:21It's so sweet.
01:22:21So, I thought I liked the thing.
01:22:31The third level of birds, I have a fish.
01:22:32A fish fish is even more than one of the birds.
01:22:36During fish's fish, we also have fish and fish.
01:22:38This is a fish fish fish.
01:22:46This is fish season made by fish fish fish.
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