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Euphoria
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00:00:06a lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school honestly nothing good
00:00:31oh
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00:00:35my
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00:00:46night
00:00:46my body's weak
00:00:49I'm on the run
00:00:50no time to sleep
00:00:52I've got to ride
00:00:54ride like the wind
00:00:56to be free again
00:01:01and I've got such a long way to go
00:01:04such a long way to go
00:01:05to make it to the boat
00:01:07makes it close
00:01:08so I ride
00:01:10like the wind
00:01:12ride like the wind
00:01:13I'm on the run
00:01:16ride like the wind
00:01:17oh
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00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:21Okay.
00:02:24Shhh.
00:02:28I can't go back.
00:02:37Come on!
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:51There's a couple.
00:02:55Here.
00:02:57Here.
00:03:05Ah!
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:17Oh, my God.
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:03:43Oh, my God.
00:03:54Oh, my God.
00:03:55Oh, my God.
00:03:57Oh, my God.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:05:07There we go.
00:05:32There we go.
00:06:12There we go.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Sure.
00:07:27Bye.
00:07:40Bye.
00:07:42Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:47Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:51Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:02Bye.
00:08:04Bye.
00:08:15God bless Ruby.
00:08:20Bye.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:40I tried spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:49Bye.
00:08:54Bye.
00:08:55Bye.
00:08:56Bye.
00:08:58Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:31Oh, shit! Hey, casa!
00:09:33USA! USA! USA!
00:09:36USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:10:06USA! USA!
00:10:14USA!
00:10:17USA!
00:10:20USA!
00:10:22USA!
00:10:24USA!
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave it behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually.
00:11:46Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey.
00:12:01How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:03I know, yeah.
00:12:05I was going to pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have like 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No, you did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe me
00:12:30$43,887,000.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:12:51And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sÃ.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:44Disfruta.
00:13:59the most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed
00:14:23after a few runs I decided to bring a friend
00:14:52the danger of bodypacking is if a balloon breaks you die
00:15:28hey get your ass in the car okay we gotta cross by three
00:15:50oh
00:15:58yo sorry
00:16:00Don't, man. I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, alright?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:09Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:35Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:17:03I swear.
00:17:03No one here.
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:06I forgot to leave.
00:17:07Oh boy.
00:17:08I'm not sure you're going to.
00:17:08When I was just watching you, I was here to play but then no one is.
00:17:10What's the name?
00:17:11I don't know.
00:17:11I don't know no one.
00:17:12I don't know.
00:17:15I don't know no one is.
00:17:18I don't know, no one is.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Laura!
00:17:53Harlan!
00:17:54She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer.
00:17:56It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58I'm in.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just breathe.
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the bucket.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
00:18:38Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:48Here's the roof.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:57I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:19:00And somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:04I guess we finally found something to do.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados.
00:19:44And you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt?
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:32and bond all around for a time.
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40at a sign that rips on certain vines.
00:20:45The big cars and the views...
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:56Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01Alright.
00:21:02Let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard.
00:21:19It's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Whee!
00:21:27Hey!
00:21:27Gia!
00:21:28How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, I don't know.
00:21:31It was great.
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:43It always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I'd been up to,
00:21:51I'd be fake.
00:21:51Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future, because pretty soon,
00:21:57Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off, but, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like, six kids.
00:22:25And they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:23Hmm.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:35He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:41How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:47The one with the waggly tail.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:24:58I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:03The one with the wagga
00:25:07Too much is that doggy in the window
00:25:14Very nice.
00:25:16The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:18The esc glory where I am.
00:25:21The one with the waggly tail.
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:31I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:38There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:46You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:10People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21So you're for sale?
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like one.
00:26:43I'm blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:27:07Just sit.
00:27:15You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31You know, it takes money to make money.
00:27:34Let me chip in.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:44You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49Mm.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shelf.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:10But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:31Fuck.
00:28:51How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How are you?
00:28:53Nice to see you.
00:28:54What's going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:57It's busy.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:58I got an A++ team working around the block.
00:29:01Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:47Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:48We're gonna make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:07I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait.
00:30:23Are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:25Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56People just want to feel special.
00:31:03Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:27Hey, Kelly.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:06Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I decided to build up the courage.
00:32:48Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:04Spinner, kisser, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:09Action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:25And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut!
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day.
00:33:28That was the day.
00:33:29Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamourous than it was.
00:33:56Most days she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:02It's Penzler's office. This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi. Yeah, please smoke.
00:34:09I have Annie on line two. I'll pay you.
00:34:15Darling, how are you? How's Guatemala? I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the talent.
00:34:28Who wanted to have to stay at this thing?
00:34:30Stop pouting. You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:56Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable. Fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:04Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine. I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God. God is good.
00:35:24That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family and, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier. That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do? Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Okay, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run. That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction?
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though,
00:36:22because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they'd just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God, what are you writing? A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex,
00:36:38but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Okay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day
00:36:54picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations, you know,
00:37:00just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness,
00:37:14that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20Goddamn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:23Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:33Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:48The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:02The earth was about form and void,
00:38:05and darkness was on the face of the deep,
00:38:09and the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:34Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:55Hey.
00:38:59Hey.
00:39:00Hey.
00:39:02Hey, hey.
00:39:04Hey!
00:39:23Yo, hey, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Me?
00:39:29Me?
00:39:29Really?
00:39:30Yeah, you.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey?
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, and he'll fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner, you know, for Faye, you know, just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45It's really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:59Ta-da.
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Let's move out.
00:40:10Let's move out.
00:40:16Let's move out.
00:40:16Half a half of your ass.
00:41:48Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs, take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:38Do you like it?
00:43:39Is he talking?
00:43:39No, I'm not talking.
00:43:41That's great.
00:43:55Lucky.
00:43:59Asshole.
00:44:10Oh, shit, sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh, yeah?
00:44:34It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:38Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:44You think so?
00:44:45Hell, yeah.
00:44:46All right, there you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So, how do you know Alamo?
00:44:56Marco!
00:44:59Marco!
00:45:00Marco!
00:45:01Marco!
00:45:02Marco!
00:45:03Marco!
00:45:04Marco!
00:45:04Marco!
00:45:04Marco!
00:45:05Marco!
00:45:06Marco!
00:45:09Marco!
00:45:18Marco!
00:45:22Marco!
00:45:22Marco!
00:45:24Marco!
00:45:24Marco!
00:45:26Marco!
00:45:27Marco!
00:45:29Marco!
00:45:31Marco!
00:45:34Marco!
00:45:35Marco!
00:45:37Marco!
00:45:38Marco!
00:45:40I'm gonna keep moving
00:45:42I'm gonna pull it down
00:45:45I'm gonna run
00:45:46I'm gonna get down
00:45:49I'm gonna be
00:45:52I'm gonna try
00:45:53I'm gonna have a little touch
00:45:55I'm gonna try
00:45:55I'll be right back!
00:45:58Listen!
00:46:03She works for Lori
00:46:17You walk up into my house
00:46:19Dance with my girls
00:46:22And you don't even introduce yourself
00:46:24I'm so sorry
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
00:46:32Got that new bash, babe
00:46:40This'll hit the spot
00:46:51I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown
00:46:55For a reason
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls
00:47:02Demons
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them
00:47:06Oh, yeah?
00:47:07Mm-hmm
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:09What is you, girl?
00:47:11FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious
00:47:18I collect the most
00:47:20Sort-after resource
00:47:22On God's green earth
00:47:23More valuable than gold
00:47:26Oil
00:47:26Uranium
00:47:27Combined
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy
00:47:34Oh, shit
00:47:35My men
00:47:37Hell yeah
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now
00:47:46I've seen it
00:47:48Pussy
00:47:49That thing between your legs
00:47:51Got a Mr. Powell
00:47:53So I figured
00:47:54I'd stand me right by some pussy
00:47:57With my cash register
00:48:00Ka-ching
00:48:02Ka-ching
00:48:03Ka-ching
00:48:05Got a motherfucking chair
00:48:06Yeah
00:48:08Aw, man
00:48:09Well, I came to the right fucking house then
00:48:11That's right
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest
00:48:19Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
00:48:22Fully nude
00:48:23And always lewd
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:29Yes
00:48:30Okay
00:48:30I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here
00:48:35That's like my dream job
00:48:37Owen
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe
00:48:40No, man, no, no, no, no
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52I'm a troublemaker, hmm?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both
00:48:55I see you
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:03I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09You see me?
00:49:10We got a freak-up in here
00:49:13I'm begging you
00:49:14Hire me
00:49:15Come on, man
00:49:17Please
00:49:18Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
00:49:22Mm-hmm
00:49:26Well, little lady
00:49:28That's the beauty of this country we call America
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves
00:49:38That's right, babies
00:49:39That's right
00:49:40That's right
00:49:41That's right
00:49:42That's right
00:49:42Yo, daddy
00:49:44Yeah
00:49:44Is she always like this?
00:49:45Look away
00:49:46Oh
00:49:48Okay
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:29It's good
00:50:31Great
00:50:37Are you happy?
00:50:38No
00:50:39No
00:50:39No
00:50:39No
00:50:39No
00:50:40Yeah
00:50:40Good
00:50:46So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals?
00:50:56Jesus Christ
00:50:59So I have an idea
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000, I understand
00:51:06Okay, $5,000, fine
00:51:08About $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days
00:51:14That's insane
00:51:15Well
00:51:18I might have a solution
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No
00:51:24Is it less money?
00:51:28No
00:51:28And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if
00:51:35What if
00:51:36I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money
00:51:44I can
00:51:44Make it
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:51So
00:51:51I've kind of actually been doing some research
00:51:54Oh
00:51:55And
00:51:57There is a way
00:51:59To make
00:52:01A lot of money really fast
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans
00:52:15The porn website
00:52:17See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform
00:52:20You actually just
00:52:22You wanna do porn
00:52:24Well if you would just
00:52:26Let me finish
00:52:27It's really fascinating
00:52:28You wanna sell your body for floral arrangements
00:52:34I will if I have to
00:52:41Absolutely not
00:52:43No
00:52:45Well then we have a really big problem
00:52:49Cause
00:52:51I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding
00:52:54So what are you trying to say?
00:53:00That
00:53:01Maybe we
00:53:03Shouldn't have a wedding
00:53:05If you can't afford a wedding
00:53:12I'm treading water right now
00:53:13I'm treading water right now
00:53:14I can't move forward with Sun Settlers
00:53:17Till I get the fucking environmental survey
00:53:19I got interest rates
00:53:20The regulations
00:53:21The planning and zoning commissions
00:53:23Trying to fuck me in the ass
00:53:24And Kurt
00:53:25Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest
00:53:29Then maybe it's not the
00:53:31Right time to get married
00:53:34Baby
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way
00:53:39I just
00:53:40I just need to get to the starting line
00:53:45What about the starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view
00:53:48It is in view
00:53:49We are so close
00:53:50We're so close
00:53:53This is gonna be our moment
00:53:55My moment is
00:53:56Walking down that aisle
00:53:59Surrounded by my friends
00:54:02Family
00:54:04And $50,000 worth of flowers
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones?
00:54:51Yes
00:54:51You promised me
00:54:53You're not gonna show those
00:54:55And your pretty face at the same time
00:54:57What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:55:02What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:55:03Tish?
00:55:03Tish?
00:55:04Tish?
00:55:16Tish?
00:55:18Tish?
00:55:31Tish?
00:55:32She send you, sabotage my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did, she put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:40I didn't pack it, I didn't open it, I had no idea.
00:55:45I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but I just,
00:55:55when we were talking, I thought that, um,
00:56:01I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06God?
00:56:06Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls
00:56:13and, like, packing my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:16It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17And it's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school,
00:56:26and then, like, my mom found it,
00:56:28and she flushed it down the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously,
00:56:31because I should've hid it better,
00:56:33but the point is, Lori came back,
00:56:34and she said that I owed her $100,000,
00:56:36and I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:43So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself,
00:56:48I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to,
00:57:00or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little
00:57:12size of heaven.
00:57:17So you believe in God?
00:57:21Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:04Here we go.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:02If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
00:59:33If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
00:59:36If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
00:59:57If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
01:00:48If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
01:00:57If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
01:01:07If I were you, I'd stay real soon.
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