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Sistas - Season 9 - Episode 21: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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00:00Now I present to you, the Champagne Soiree.
00:04Previously on Sistas.
00:06There's something to...
00:08What?
00:12What?
00:13Her nipples.
00:15Oh, okay.
00:16Wow.
00:17It was breast milk just squirting everywhere on the ceiling.
00:19She took an attack.
00:20It was like, Karen.
00:22Dr. Vaughn just showed up.
00:23What about that Jordan eye?
00:24It was nice.
00:25Jordan.
00:26What?
00:26Jordan.
00:27What did you say about my brother?
00:30How did I know I would have the displeasure of running into you again?
00:37Hey, girl.
00:39Because maybe, wherever I am, you find yourself.
00:45Oh, did you really think you're special?
00:47I mean, you said it, not me.
00:49But I would appreciate it if you didn't put words in my mouth.
00:53You gonna do something about it, Andy?
00:55Andy, come on, let's go.
00:57She's not even worth it.
01:01I'm not scared of Penelope.
01:03I'm not scared of you.
01:07Andy.
01:07What?
01:08What?
01:09Come on.
01:09Wait.
01:11Yeah, no one's scared of you, Penelope.
01:13Or you.
01:14Pink.
01:16And by the way, Penelope, stop trying to cause Trump.
01:20I mean, come on, Sabrina, you have to know that your friend here, she just loves to ruin
01:26a good thing.
01:27You know what?
01:27I am so tired of this.
01:29Let her speak.
01:31Say whatever you want to say, Penelope.
01:33Go ahead.
01:34I've said it.
01:35I've said it time and time again, Andy.
01:38But since you need a reminder, you are trash.
01:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:43Whoa.
01:43You don't need to say mean things.
01:47I don't know what my brother saw in you.
01:50I am so happy that you two didn't work out.
01:52You know what?
01:53I can just puke at the thought of you being a part of my extended family.
01:59You know, Penelope, this whole drunk girl act, it's not cute on you.
02:03And, um, did you forget that I was the one who tried to help save you from Gary?
02:08You were just too prideful or stupid to realize.
02:13Save me.
02:14Mm-hmm.
02:15You couldn't even save yourself, Andy.
02:18And if I'm not mistaken, if it wasn't for Zach, you wouldn't even be alive right now.
02:22Oh, whoa, whoa.
02:24You're crossing, pounding, Penelope.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27What am I doing?
02:28Just hurting precious little Andy's feelings?
02:30That's the problem.
02:32You and your friends, all you do is enable her.
02:34No.
02:36I do no such thing.
02:37Leave Sabrina out of it.
02:40This is between me and you.
02:42You know, I'm starting to think that you and all your friends, you're all alike.
02:47You're just liars and sluts, manipulators, hypocrites.
02:51Wait.
02:53Are you calling me a slut?
02:55You don't know anything about me and my friends.
02:57I know you, Andy.
02:59You fail to take accountability.
03:02Let's go back to you calling me a slut.
03:04Look in the mirror, bitch.
03:06Oh, my God, Andy, why?
03:07Sabrina, I am not talking to you.
03:09Focus, get your head in the game.
03:11What you and your brother need to do is stop blaming people for the things that you put yourself through.
03:15And lastly, keep my name out your mouth.
03:18Mm-hmm.
03:19Please don't try to act tough.
03:21Because the only reason I am not putting you up right now is because the promise I made to Robin.
03:27Hmm?
03:28And what does Robin have to do with any of this?
03:30Mm-hmm.
03:31He made me promise that when you find out that we're dating, that I wouldn't gloat or throw it in
03:38your face.
03:39What?
03:40Oh, did you just say?
03:43Yeah.
03:44You heard me.
03:46So, wait.
03:47Did she say that she's with Robin?
03:50I did.
03:51Oh, shit.
03:53But my girl told me down
03:56And them boys mess around
03:58And my love life is ahead
04:00And we're going out tonight
04:03Cause I'm in love
04:05Did Robin tell you that he was dating Penelope?
04:12Robin wants nothing to do with her.
04:15He and I both have that in common.
04:17Oh, shit.
04:21I just needed to wipe my sweat in peace.
04:24Danny.
04:27Excuse me.
04:29Penelope's in your office.
04:31Robin! Andy's Robin!
04:33That one.
04:34Well, child, let me mind my black-ass business.
04:37I'm going to go in this.
04:39How does it feel, Andy?
04:41To know that everyone is avoiding you like the toxic plague that you are.
04:46You Penelope.
04:48Somebody got to put this jealous-ass bitch in her place.
04:51Me.
04:52Jealous of you.
04:54Very much so.
04:57Since you keep chasing behind me and picking up my scraps for my sloppy seconds.
05:02The world does not revolve around you, Andy.
05:05Yeah, but for you, it does.
05:12You keep trying to turn our trash into your treasure.
05:22Point Barnes.
05:24She's got a point.
05:26You know, Penelope, no matter how deep you go dumpster diving, there's only one Andrea Barnes, and you, sadly, are
05:37not her.
05:38Nor do I want to be.
05:41And I'll make sure to tell Robin how trash you think he is when I'm on a plane to London
05:46next week.
05:47You know what?
05:47While you're at it, when you're kissing him, make sure you remember to wipe the taste of my butt out
05:54of your hair.
05:59You think they're so cute.
06:02I see you didn't learn the lesson the last time I slapped the shit out of you.
06:06And I will happily do it again.
06:09Your ass was going to do something.
06:11You could have done it by now.
06:12You know what?
06:12Come and think of it.
06:14I'll hold your ass and ass whooping for what you did to Brina at that nasty-ass juice bar.
06:18So I really wish you would.
06:20I'm sorry, what?
06:29You're a nice lady.
06:30You don't need to be around for this.
06:32None of this shit going to be here when you get back.
06:35All right.
06:37This is how we going to do this.
06:38You hand me down, Raggedy Ann.
06:42Don't you ever think you're going to threaten any of my sisters and I ain't going to have nothing to
06:46do with it.
06:47I'm sorry, um, do I know you?
06:50Because this ain't got shit to do with you.
06:53Well, hey, you're Andy.
06:55Andy, you're shit.
06:58Get it!
07:01Get it, Andy!
07:02Get it, Andy!
07:03Get it!
07:04Whoa!
07:08What the hell is Sabrina?
07:10I came here for a night of debauchery and now I'm stuck with mocktail my mom is.
07:16I'm not going to get on an invite again.
07:18Why are there so many shirts?
07:20Where else from?
07:21Some young dude at the bar stopped me and said he wanted to buy a round of drinks for all
07:25the sexy cougars over here.
07:27Uh-oh.
07:28You let him call you a cougar?
07:29You were talking about your own.
07:31I just want to go pass up a free drink.
07:33Wait a minute.
07:35We consider cougars now?
07:37Y'all are purring a little bit.
07:40We are not cougars be young, okay?
07:4330s is in the 20s, right?
07:45Right.
07:46Uh-huh.
07:47And to these kids, you guys are dinosaurs.
07:49Oh.
07:50Oh, T-Rex.
07:51Don't even get me started on these young kids.
07:53I just had to chase one away for doing the most.
07:55Okay.
07:56Could you kindly chase him my way?
07:58I know what to do with the energy.
08:00What?
08:01Oh, uh-uh.
08:02What's going on?
08:03It sounds like a fight.
08:05You ladies don't know how to go out and be ladies like us.
08:08I can do a lot of things.
08:10Ghetto isn't one of them.
08:12It can't be that serious.
08:14Right.
08:14I won't stay around to see what it is.
08:16Please tell Sabrina with a glass I'm out of here.
08:19Good night, men.
08:21Who do y'all think those hoodrants are?
08:24I ain't got no clue.
08:25You look like somebody who can't hold their liquor.
08:27Yeah, yeah.
08:28Get her.
08:29Get her, daddy.
08:31Get her in here, okay?
08:32Get her in here.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:40You hit me.
08:41I didn't mean to.
08:48Get her out of my side.
08:49What's that?
08:50Stop.
08:51Get up.
08:52Stop.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Get her in here.
08:54Get her in here.
08:56Get her in here.
08:56Get her in here.
08:57Get her in here.
08:58Get her in here.
08:58Get her in here.
09:02I have no idea.
09:04It's getting late.
09:05What?
09:06Sorry.
09:06Sorry.
09:08Oh.
09:11That was so much fun.
09:15What?
09:18Oh, man.
09:19You good?
09:20Oh, I feel great.
09:22I'm fine.
09:23Danny?
09:24Sabrina?
09:25Sabrina, what are you doing?
09:28Oh, she definitely dropped.
09:30Okay.
09:30What happened?
09:32Well, we turned Penelope's ass into a pinata and beat the show.
09:36What?
09:38I was just saying that whoever's fighting in that bathroom should be ashamed of themselves.
09:42And it's y'all who got pulled out?
09:44Oh, baby.
09:45I ain't ashamed.
09:45I can go for round two.
09:47I don't care.
09:48Anybody can get it.
09:48Anybody can get it.
09:51Anybody can get it.
09:51Who won't saw them?
09:52You won't saw them?
09:53Yo, you should have saw me, Fatima.
09:55I did what you taught me.
09:56I braced myself, snatched her back, snapped her ass.
10:02It was good.
10:03It was just what you taught me.
10:05No, not exactly.
10:06It was patty cake.
10:08But you know what?
10:08Listen, baby.
10:09You got heart, kid.
10:12Oh, my hiccups are gone.
10:13Oh, thank goodness.
10:14Oh, my finger hurts.
10:17It probably got hurt when you slapped the hell out of Penelope.
10:20Excuse me, punched.
10:22Wait, what?
10:23Brayna, what?
10:25Okay, wait, wait, wait.
10:26Let's take this back to the top.
10:28Wait a minute.
10:28Wait for me.
10:30Pam, I know you did not.
10:32Yes, I did.
10:33I paid for this power and I ain't wasting a bit of it.
10:36I know that's right.
10:36Is that right?
10:37Oh, okay.
10:37Look, I don't think they need any more drinks.
10:39Yes, we do.
10:41Just a bit.
10:42Just a bit, okay?
10:43Okay, so I got one question.
10:45Who hit Penelope first?
10:46Right.
10:47I did.
10:48Oh.
10:48Okay.
10:49Bye.
10:51Yeah, you slapped the taste out of that bitch mouth.
10:53I'll tell you what.
10:54Well, wait, wait.
10:55You did not say the best part.
10:58But she said, when you go home and kiss Robin, make sure that you remember the taste of my
11:05vagina on your mouth.
11:10It was good.
11:11It was good.
11:12Okay.
11:12Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:13So Penelope's with Robin now?
11:16Yes, girl.
11:17That's why I had to call her out for always wanting to be with a man that I've had first.
11:20Wait, but I'm sorry.
11:22Brina punched someone?
11:24What just happened?
11:27What just happened?
11:28It just happened?
11:29Yeah, she was also trying to stop the fight.
11:31I wanted to whoop her ass for that part.
11:33Yeah, but then Penelope hit me.
11:36So you know how I had to, like, hit her back.
11:41Oh, so Sabrina got hands?
11:44Yes.
11:45Don't talk about me.
11:46I'm embarrassed.
11:47Why are you embarrassed?
11:49Because it felt great.
11:51Okay.
11:52It's always the quiet ones you got to watch out for.
11:55Real sweet.
11:57So many other people I want to punch.
12:00Me too.
12:00Tell me, brother.
12:01Bring, bring, bring.
12:02Let's see why you do this.
12:03It was just a release, Danny.
12:05Mm-hmm.
12:06If I could have got my hands on Dr. Cruz earlier, I would strangle the life out of here.
12:10I would have helped you.
12:12I think everybody in the office would have.
12:13He deserves it.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Well, congratulations again.
12:17I'm so proud of you, ladies.
12:19I love seeing black women come together.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Speaking of coming together, y'all know what town it is.
12:27Shadow Black.
12:29That won't be good.
12:30No.
12:31No, no, no, no.
12:32You sure you need another one?
12:34Yeah.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Absolutely.
12:36I'm safe with you guys.
12:37The black women.
12:38Yeah.
12:39The black women.
12:40And babies.
12:42Mine's gone.
12:42Oh, by the way.
12:44Here you go.
12:46Yes.
12:46Oh, yes.
12:48Okay.
12:48What's going on?
12:50Good friend.
12:53Could you hold this for me?
12:54Sure.
12:57Where are we going next?
13:03All right.
13:03Now, listen.
13:04I'm going to be honest.
13:05Now, everybody be walking around talking about accountability, accountability.
13:09They just be saying that shit to sound on the ball.
13:11They don't really be practicing that shit.
13:14Look, do you practice it?
13:16Yeah, I'll be practicing.
13:19It may not come out on game day the way I had planned it, but I do be practicing.
13:24It's really not that hard.
13:27Yo, Mr. Keyes, I'm going to be with Zach on this one.
13:30Mm-hmm.
13:30Yeah.
13:31Sometimes it feel like they just want you to admit you're wrong so that they can feel like they're right.
13:36No, no, no, no, no.
13:37Don't do that.
13:37Don't say they.
13:38Hey, Chuck.
13:39Be a hundred.
13:40Honey.
13:40Women.
13:41Women.
13:41They built different.
13:42They think different.
13:44They love being right so that they can tell you that you're wrong.
13:47Oh, and just one time, let them be wrong.
13:49Oh.
13:49Oh, and if they're wrong, forget about it.
13:51They don't want to talk about it.
13:52They want to process it and storm out the house.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:54And then you stand in there like, what happened?
13:56Then they come back with a bunch of shit that you've got to be accountable for.
13:58Mm-hmm.
13:59I see.
14:00You want to be told that you're right.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Sometimes.
14:06Most of the time.
14:07Okay.
14:07Hell, yeah.
14:09Well, that's probably the issue.
14:12Come on, man.
14:13You don't come to hell with this.
14:16Women never wrong.
14:17Everybody want to hear that shit.
14:18No.
14:19No.
14:20Is that business?
14:21No.
14:21No.
14:22What I'm saying is that you've got to stop thinking about who's right and who's wrong.
14:28Accountability ain't got nothing to do with keeping score in a relationship, man.
14:33It's communication through the issue so that hopefully you don't have to deal with the same
14:39issue or similar ever again.
14:42Is that how you stop this crazy cycle?
14:45What cycle?
14:47You're not, like, fighting for forgiveness only to forgive to fight again?
14:52That's the...
14:52I'll be fighting for my life.
14:54That's the shit I'll be talking about.
14:55I hate that shit.
14:56Fellas.
14:56Hey.
14:57Look.
14:59I don't want y'all to sit here and think that I got all the answers.
15:02Because clearly I don't.
15:03I have not figured it all out.
15:05Mm.
15:07Let me ask you this.
15:08Would you take an easy relationship with somebody that you ain't in love with?
15:14Or what you got now?
15:16Fatima, you need to finish that question.
15:19Not for the streets.
15:20No more.
15:21Mm-mm.
15:24It's really late.
15:25If I head home.
15:26Oh, gosh.
15:27I don't sell.
15:28And that liquor did not help.
15:30Fighting.
15:33Been holding out on me?
15:35Uh, sorry.
15:36I keep it in my purse for emergencies.
15:38Like, this one.
15:40Well, thank you.
15:44Thanks for having my back with Penelope in there.
15:51You surprised?
15:54I mean, yeah.
15:56Things have been kind of weird with us lately.
15:59Girl, just because we beefing don't mean I ain't gonna cut somebody for you.
16:02You should know that by now.
16:04And why are we beefing, Danny?
16:07I don't know, Amy.
16:08You tell me.
16:11I don't know either.
16:13Well, are we sisters or not?
16:16Of course.
16:17Because I don't know.
16:19You've been lying to me, and it just seems like one day you woke up and decided that I was
16:24untrustworthy.
16:25Did I do something to you?
16:26No, you didn't do anything to me.
16:29Danny, you just say some of the most off-the-wall things sometimes.
16:34Well, Andy, that's always been me.
16:37Like, unapologetically.
16:38You know that.
16:39I know that.
16:40I know that you're just being yourself, and you're just being honest, and you're not being malicious.
16:47But sometimes I just, I don't want to hear it that way.
16:54Well, say that.
16:55You know, speak your truth.
16:57Set a boundary.
16:58But just don't have me out here thinking that, I don't know, you ain't my damn friend no more.
17:03Because you're afraid of some judgment that you think I might have for you.
17:10You're right.
17:13I don't want to be right, Andy.
17:16I don't want to ever have this conversation again.
17:19I want my best friend to know she does not have to hide anything from me.
17:23I didn't think I was hiding anything from you.
17:27I thought I was protecting you.
17:32Damn, girl.
17:33I handled that wrong.
17:37And contrary to popular belief, I do not have it all together.
17:43And one thing I do know is that I don't want to lose you as my best friend.
17:51Your girl's mean, but wrote to me.
17:53I know.
17:55Just so you know, nobody believes you have it all together.
18:05I'll take that.
18:07I'm just tired of the trauma.
18:09Me too.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:13I'll do better.
18:14I'm sorry.
18:15And I will also do better.
18:17I know I've been a little, I know I've been a little shady.
18:21A little shady?
18:22We've been shady.
18:24You've got to look back.
18:26Yeah.
18:26I'm getting good.
18:27That's good.
18:29Aw.
18:30Well, I have a confession to make.
18:37I'm still seeing your cousin rock.
18:40Damn it, Sabrina.
18:45Damn it, Sabrina.
18:47I knew it.
18:48Wait.
18:48What's...
18:49What's going on?
18:50I'm sorry.
18:51It's just that he has what I need.
18:54Right now.
18:55No.
18:56You know?
18:56That's disgusting.
18:58But it's not.
18:59No.
19:00Take the hit.
19:02Come on.
19:02Open your eyes, Sabrina.
19:04If you don't open up those big alien-esque eyes...
19:08Uh-uh.
19:09Open your eyes, Sabrina.
19:10I'm scared.
19:12Danny, don't hit him.
19:14Do you know why I'm mad?
19:15Because I was seeing him behind your back.
19:18No.
19:19So I feel like I'm some big bully or something.
19:22Oh.
19:22You stupid.
19:26I don't care if you're dealing with my trifling-ass cousin.
19:29You don't?
19:31Okay.
19:31No.
19:32I don't.
19:33I mean, I understand.
19:35These king jeans, we pull you in like tar and you get stuck.
19:38But you know, I tried to save you the headache.
19:41It's all yours now.
19:44Don't you?
19:46Okay, you making me hot in the night.
19:48I already am, girl.
19:50Oh.
19:51I love you.
19:53You know, I was starting to think that it was a bad idea to have invited everybody out,
19:58but it seems like it's exactly what we needed to all get back on the same page.
20:03Mm-hmm.
20:04Love y'all.
20:05Thank you for coming out.
20:08Anything for you.
20:08Oh, thank you.
20:09Give me a hug.
20:10Hold on.
20:11Excuse me.
20:11Why are you having like the night is ending?
20:14Y'all not ready to go?
20:15No.
20:17Go to the next place.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:18Oh.
20:20Yes.
20:20Matter of fact, I'm going to call more.
20:22Oh.
20:24All right.
20:25I have a phone call to make as well.
20:27Oh.
20:29Everybody's making phone calls.
20:30Okay.
20:31Okay.
20:33This is my phone call.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:43Hello.
20:44The bitch, where are you?
20:46Oh, we're outside of Billy Jake's in the parking lot.
20:49Where are you?
20:49Girl, I had to leave from over there.
20:52It got barbaric, and they start showing their true colors.
20:54Somebody said that some ratchet bitches got to fighting in there.
20:58You know I'd get out of there.
20:59I can't do ghetto.
21:00Yeah, those ratchet heavens were us.
21:05Sabrina Hopp.
21:06Get the out of here, bitch.
21:08You was in there fighting.
21:09You got a black eye?
21:11No.
21:12You need bail?
21:14No.
21:15Oh, well, in that case, my office hours are from 9 to 5.
21:19Yada, yada, yada, yada.
21:20Maurice, where's the party at?
21:22All right, calm down, jagged ass bitch.
21:24Shit, I thought you and the Golden Girls were done for the night.
21:27No, we want to go out.
21:30We want to go out.
21:33Well, I'm at Proud Bar.
21:34Y'all can come over here, but I'll tell you one thing.
21:37Don't bring that fighting over here, because the gays will beat your ass.
21:40Okay, okay, perfect.
21:42We're going to see you soon.
21:44I'm going to tell the girls we are on our way.
21:48Goodbye, bitch.
21:50All right, let's go.
21:52Let's go.
21:54Go.
21:54Um, Proud Bar, I told Marie's more.
21:57Uh-huh.
21:58Oh, wait, shout out a glass.
22:00Okay, but first, Miss Danny, who was you talking to on the phone?
22:05Ooh, just stay by the...
22:07I see you talking low and whispering and blushing.
22:10Me, blushing?
22:11Oh, we all saw it.
22:12And I heard a little something about send me the address.
22:16What was that about?
22:18Are you and Tony back on good times?
22:21Someone need y'all to stay up by the grown folks' business.
22:23Oh.
22:24Okay.
22:25Mm-hmm.
22:26Okay, whatever.
22:27I already called to ride share.
22:28Oh.
22:29But I think we should get something to eat.
22:30I'm starving.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:32And speaking of food, guys, Zach and I are going to have a cookout tomorrow, and you guys
22:35are all invited.
22:36Ooh.
22:37Yay.
22:38Yes.
22:39I'll stop by before I float.
22:40Okay.
22:41Sounds good to me.
22:42You know what?
22:44What a really hit right now.
22:46What?
22:47Some wings.
22:48Oh, yes.
22:49Lemon pool.
22:50Wait.
22:50Yes.
22:51It's only flat, but some ranch.
22:53Andy is hot.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:55That's my brownie right there.
22:57This is my favorite.
22:58What?
22:58The brownie.
22:59Fried pickles with maple syrup drizzle.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:02So good.
23:03Yes.
23:03It's so good.
23:04They're good.
23:05Andy.
23:08That's an edible.
23:09That's an edible.
23:11Wait.
23:12Save me some.
23:12It was an edible.
23:14It was in my purse for a long time.
23:18No, it's good.
23:19It's so good.
23:20I just wanted to see if I was going to try it one day.
23:24Did you just give me that edible, girlie?
23:29Is that drugs?
23:31Mm-hmm.
23:32It's drugs.
23:33It's drugs.
23:33You know, little girl, you're about to be, uh, uh-huh.
23:39We're about to be done.
23:41We're about to be done.
23:43Me too.
23:45We're good.
23:46It's good.
23:47Hey, am I just, you taking some, too?
23:50Wait, wait, wait.
23:52It was a little bit.
23:54I brought it.
23:56So?
23:56Mm-hmm.
23:57To the bar.
23:58To the bar.
23:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:01You got to be with us.
24:02Yeah!
24:23That's the best entrance I've seen all night.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Let me just stop for food.
24:29Food.
24:30You coming here empty-hand?
24:33The unmitigated goal of you to not get in for anybody else.
24:37At least I have manners.
24:39Dylan.
24:40A round of shots for the pretty ladies and the beautiful man.
24:44Well, Savannah, this is a good white man.
24:46Oh.
24:47You didn't tell me you started dating white boys.
24:49Didn't know I needed to make an announcement.
24:51One second.
24:52Hello, everybody.
24:54This is Dylan.
24:55And he is a new DEI initiative for me.
25:04I don't think I can drink anymore.
25:07Oh, it's crazy.
25:10Wait a minute.
25:11You didn't cheers.
25:12I'll cheers on the next one.
25:14I want to party.
25:16What have y'all done to it?
25:21Right.
25:22Y'all see me grinding on the altar to the loft.
25:25Mind your business.
25:27What officer?
25:28I said, mind your business.
25:30Okay.
25:31Danny, I invited her out.
25:33That boy ain't come up in here.
25:35He just left jail.
25:37What?
25:38He would.
25:39Come see me.
25:40Oh, y'all real grown tonight, huh?
25:43Jump rope.
25:56Look, I'm going to head to the bathroom.
25:57I'll catch up with y'all.
25:58You need backup, sis?
26:00No, I ain't fighting in the bathroom.
26:01Don't you worry.
26:02Bye.
26:02Bye.
26:07Wait, maybe on a second thought I should uninvite him.
26:11I did take a lot of that edible.
26:13Right?
26:15Just enjoy the ride.
26:17Enjoy the ride.
26:18Enjoy the ride?
26:18Enjoy the ride.
26:21I don't know if I want to get on the ride.
26:23I don't know if I want to get on the ride.
26:53Hey, baby.
26:54Hey.
26:55You know who I called for?
26:57Come on.
26:57Stop playing.
26:59Well, I'm sorry.
27:00She's already put to bed, so I guess you're just going to have to settle talking to me.
27:04Did she eat before she went to sleep?
27:06Yes, she did.
27:07And what part of I got this do you not understand?
27:11How about you just go have fun with your ladies?
27:13We'll be here.
27:14The home front is handled.
27:15Okay.
27:16Well, you have the monitor near you.
27:17You know she's going to cry for some milk soon.
27:20Hey, you don't have to worry.
27:21I got it, okay?
27:23It's all a luck.
27:24Go have fun with your girls.
27:26Fine.
27:27I'll try.
27:28But I do miss y'all.
27:30Look, it's been four hours.
27:31Okay.
27:32Go have fun with your friends.
27:33I will be here.
27:34I love you.
27:35Love you, too.
27:38I do not mean to be a stalker.
27:40My husband and I, we have a surrogate.
27:42She's seven months pregnant right now.
27:44Congratulations.
27:45We're so excited.
27:46But we are really nervous about fatherhood.
27:49I question myself constantly.
27:51Will it be good enough?
27:52Am I ready for this?
27:53Will I bond with the baby?
27:54Will the baby even like me?
27:58Look, you're not going to get it right initially.
28:00That's okay, because you're not perfect.
28:04Just learn from your mistakes, and then you'll be a better parent.
28:07That's really sweet.
28:08Yeah.
28:08Thank you for those wise words, obviously, coming from such a prowess yourself.
28:12Oh, no, no, no.
28:14Trust me, I'm not.
28:15But we'll get there.
28:20Good to meet you.
28:21Nice to meet you, too.
28:29Oh, my goodness, you made it.
28:34I didn't recognize you in your uniform.
28:36I mean, not in your uniform.
28:39What, my street clothes don't do it for you?
28:41Still got the handcuffs?
28:43You know, you always keep those things on me.
28:44You know, I'm just happy that these muscles aren't a part of the uniform.
28:50I say the same thing about you.
28:51The higher airline's dress?
28:53Mm.
28:54I recognize that body and face anywhere.
28:56Well, I am one of one.
29:00Yeah.
29:01No, I was really like you.
29:02You got me coming out to a gay club.
29:04Well, I'm happy you can make it.
29:07I'm not going to lie.
29:09It's a little weird.
29:11You scared?
29:13No, nothing like that.
29:15Mm-hmm.
29:15I just thought I'd feel a little out of place.
29:17Oh, do you?
29:20What?
29:20Do you feel out of place?
29:24You got a couple extra eyes on me, but I feel fine.
29:29That's what all those other eyes are on.
29:31I'm letting them know.
29:34So what made you decide to bring me out?
29:37You said call you if I need anything.
29:39Mm.
29:41And what do you need?
29:43We'll get to it.
29:46I'm confident I can provide that.
29:48All right.
29:50This is your test.
29:51Don't screw it up.
29:52I need to know if you can follow instructions and not just give me.
29:56Mm.
29:56So what is my first task?
29:59Well, you've already done the dance.
30:01I need you to make a little drink.
30:03Get down tonight.
30:05Say less.
30:14Okay.
30:21Don't throw up.
30:23Don't throw up, Sabrina.
30:25Don't throw up right now.
30:27Hey.
30:29Hey.
30:49Rock?
30:51What?
30:52What the hell?
30:54Hey, baby.
30:56Oh, hey, baby me.
30:58Hey, what you think about us having fun with these two lesbians?
31:02What are you talking about?
31:04I invited you here.
31:07I was out there looking for you.
31:09See, after five tonight, Sabrina, we can all have some fun.
31:14Yeah, I don't want that.
31:17See, like you said, you are the one that brought me to this freaky-ass place.
31:22So try something new.
31:23You ain't got to keep it all to yourself.
31:26Oh, back.
31:27Rock, you know, I don't want any parts of this and no parts of that.
31:36No offense, ladies.
31:38You see, I'm trying to turn up.
31:39But you want to stay lame.
31:41That shit don't mix.
31:43Okay.
31:44I will stay lame.
31:47And you can take your freaky-deaky man show on the road.
31:52This.
31:53I'm done with you and I'm done with all this shit.
31:55Not you, ladies.
31:56Whatever.
31:59See, Danny was right about you.
32:01You're nothing but a headache.
32:02I have fun with all your girls.
32:04And I'm going to have fun with mom.
32:06Okay.
32:07Ladies.
32:12Maybe you should get tested.
32:14Mm-hmm.
32:15Mm-hmm.
32:16Well, if I got something, you got something.
32:18We twin it.
32:19I ain't got nothing, ladies.
32:21I'm just joking.
32:22Excuse me.
32:29What?
32:30That's how you tell a bitch.
32:33Maurice?
32:34What?
32:35Don't you call my government name?
32:38Where are you?
32:40I'm in heaven, bitch.
32:42You feel it?
32:43What are you doing here?
32:45I was trying to enjoy the show.
32:47Until you messed it up, girl.
32:49You'll mess up a wet tree.
32:51Ew.
32:52Girl, that's life.
32:54Then stop making their face.
32:56Leave me to hell alone.
32:58I'll see you outside.
33:02Okay.
33:05Okay.
33:06Okay.
33:07Okay.
33:08Yo, I'm on my way.
33:10No respect.
33:11We're not ready yet.
33:12Oh, but we're at Proud Bar.
33:14Not at Billy Jakes.
33:15Good.
33:15At least I'm not worried about no wolves over there.
33:18I don't know.
33:19It's a few straight men in here.
33:21Or at least bye.
33:22Why would you tell me that?
33:24You know I like to get a rise out of you.
33:25You got to keep me on your toes.
33:27All right.
33:27I hope you ain't tired.
33:28Because you're going to get a rise out of me today.
33:31Say, don't be talking nasty in front of company.
33:34Oh, and I told the girls about the cookout, okay?
33:39Oh, shit.
33:41It's like, please don't tell me you forgot already.
33:43Look, they're excited about it, okay?
33:46It's like, look, I got to go.
33:48Sabrina's throwing up.
33:51Hey.
33:54Look, y'all.
33:56I got to go prepare for a cookout.
33:58Yo, my miss.
33:59Sounds like Sabrina's having the time of her life without you.
34:02Throwing up in garbage cans or anything.
34:03Yo, hold up.
34:04Is she all right?
34:05Oh.
34:05She'll be fine.
34:06The girls got to.
34:07But look, I got to get ready for this cookout.
34:1012 o'clock tomorrow.
34:11I'm going to send her Addie.
34:12All right?
34:13All right.
34:14Beautiful.
34:15Appreciate it.
34:16Thanks for the invite.
34:17I'll be there.
34:17Of course.
34:17Of course.
34:18All right.
34:18Rich?
34:19Yeah, no worries.
34:20I appreciate you.
34:20Nice hanging out with you.
34:22Hope you get your women problems sorted out.
34:26Yeah, I'm sorry.
34:29I'm going to stick around for a little while, man.
34:30All right.
34:31All right.
34:31Y'all be safe.
34:32Why are you in a rush, man?
34:33You got a girl.
34:38Bartender.
34:39Can I get another one over here?
34:42Yeah.
34:42Same thing.
34:43Appreciate it.
34:52Dirty martini, please.
34:58Well, hello, lovely.
35:01How are you today?
35:03I'm blessed.
35:05Oh, yes, you are.
35:08Let me buy that drink for you.
35:11All right.
35:33We need you to hear more with that energy, girl.
35:35Oh, it feels so good.
35:38Yeah, girl.
35:39That's that edible salad.
35:40Oh, you know what it feels like?
35:43It feels like I've finally gotten rid of...
35:46Von.
35:47And Robin.
35:48And Jordan.
35:50And Gary.
35:52This is the happiest I've been in a long time.
35:55I'm really enjoying myself.
35:57I'm so happy.
35:59Oh, she needs some men.
36:02Oh, oh, oh.
36:03Oh, I have an idea.
36:04What?
36:05Another round of shots of me.
36:06Oh, no.
36:07Yes!
36:08Another round of shots of me.
36:09Oh, no.
36:11Come on, y'all.
36:12Get it to the bar.
36:13No, no, no.
36:13Ain't no ball.
36:14Darling.
36:15Oh, no.
36:16That's what you want to take me away.
36:18No, no.
36:18You guys good, Christine?
36:20Yeah, I had a stroke.
36:23Now, watching full-grown adults at the bar really is a full-time job.
36:28Yeah, but it is entertaining, though.
36:30And now Andy's fighting for her life with these edibles.
36:33She ain't winning.
36:34She looks like she's a white girl in Coachella right now.
36:38And look at Danny over there with Mr. Officer.
36:41Oh.
36:43Wait.
36:45Where's Marina?
36:46Oh, right there.
36:48And it looks like her and Andy are in competition for a drunkest friend.
36:52Oh, my gosh.
36:55Somehow, Marina still got it together.
36:57More than all of us.
36:59It's always been that way.
37:01Since college.
37:03Even though it's hard for her to see sometimes.
37:07She really is the heart of food, you know?
37:10Always keeps us on the right track.
37:13You know what?
37:13I can see that she seems like she has this good, genuine energy that people feel like they can take
37:18advantage of.
37:19Until she punches him in the face in the bathroom.
37:22Right.
37:24It's never a dull moment with Danny.
37:26Mm.
37:27You know, when we was beefing, I really had a problem with you and Danny being cool.
37:34But you knew that already.
37:37I did.
37:40I understand, though.
37:42She's the most loyal person that I know.
37:45She said some off-the-wall shit, but I love me a real one.
37:50She's that times ten.
37:53Even when you don't want her to be.
37:55Mm.
37:57Mm.
37:59Even Danny's a mess sometimes.
38:01Mm.
38:01You know I know.
38:02But she has good intentions.
38:05When she's focused, she's unstoppable.
38:08If she could just keep them crazy-ass men away from her, you know, a girl might run the city
38:13one day.
38:13I believe that.
38:17Tima, can you do me a favor?
38:19Um, what's that game?
38:24I need you to watch over the sisters.
38:28Well, I'm away in Seattle.
38:31I know I'm just a, playing right away, but you know.
38:35I'll be focused on raising faith.
38:38And I need to know that someone's here.
38:41And here's their jack.
38:43Are you all their sister-in-a-two?
38:47I can do that, Kim.
38:49And I know they have my back, too.
39:01You sure you want to do this here?
39:03Boy, should I.
39:05Oh, oh.
39:07Wait.
39:08What's wrong?
39:09Never.
39:10I just had a breakthrough.
39:11Uh, breakthrough?
39:12Let's just say, uh, you might drown in it.
39:16It's a good thing I know how to swim.
39:18You know, all the right things to say.
39:20Yeah.
39:20Well, good thing you, uh, kicked old boys at the curb and gave me a chance.
39:26About that, um...
39:28What?
39:31You know what?
39:32Nothing.
39:32I'm having a good time.
39:33It's the best time if I know how.
39:35I want to run it.
39:37I want to add to it.
39:38Hey.
39:41Oh, no.
39:42Forgive me.
39:44Oh, no.
40:03Oh, no.
40:07We gotta go.
40:09We gotta go.
40:10We gotta go.
40:10I don't wanna play anymore.
40:12We just go.
40:12It's karaoke.
40:13Karaoke?
40:15Karaoke!
40:16Karaoke!
40:17Karaoke!
40:18Karaoke!
40:19Karaoke!
40:19Go!
40:20Go!
40:21Go!
40:26Kill the music!
40:27Kill the music!
40:29Hey!
40:31I got all my sisters with me.
40:35We are family.
40:39We are family.
40:40I got all my sisters with me.
40:42I got all my sisters with me.
40:43We are family.
40:46I got all my sisters with me.
40:52We are family.
40:55Get up, everybody, and sing.
41:00We are family.
41:04I got all my sisters with me.
41:08We are family.
41:12Get up, everybody.
41:14Get up, everybody.
41:16Get up, everybody.
41:17Get up, everybody.
41:18We sing.
41:19I'm sorry.
41:26come back to bed go for round uh six oh six next on sisters andy there's something i want to
41:33tell
41:34you what is it andy release the pancakes so are you gonna miss this place not at all maybe it'll
41:41be better luck for the next ten i wonder how they know each other let the boomers talk see i
41:46rebuke
41:46you okay rebuke you satan you get you hear don't hate me but i can't find my keys to the
41:52vault
41:53age now i'm gonna be late to this cookout
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