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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00Ha!
00:06:02Shin!
00:06:07Showtime!
00:06:12Humphm and the Post, Baroness, Charlie and the Watt.
00:06:20Mmmphm and the Hatterial toleration.
00:06:23So we meet again?
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready
00:06:33I'll walk her out
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO
00:06:39But she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:42I wasn't looking
00:06:43It was her friend
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach
00:06:51Not to date my man
00:06:53Got it
00:06:54You better
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist
00:07:14I need your measurements
00:07:15I'm the dog walker
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up
00:07:34I can barely walk in these
00:07:43You'll learn
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire
00:08:04I hate parties, you know this
00:08:05Oh come on, it's part of the job Max
00:08:08Hey listen, I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:17I want my books to stay books
00:08:25On second thought
00:08:26Maybe there is someone here I want to talk to
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32Tell me what to say
00:08:34I thought this was your thing
00:08:35I need lines right fucking now
00:08:53I am so sorry
00:08:54I didn't mean to
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:57Just ask me
00:08:58Come on
00:09:02Lisa, a word
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool
00:09:08And do your fucking job
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault
00:09:12Heidi
00:09:13All will be forgiven
00:09:14If you can get Max to ask me out
00:09:17Tell me what to do
00:09:22Well
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess
00:09:27Attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29She's quiet
00:09:30She speaks in riddles
00:09:31She has a ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:34Like a sexy alien
00:09:37That'll work
00:09:38Be alluring
00:09:39I'll come to you
00:09:40If you fuck this up
00:09:42Not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47What?
00:09:48Yeah
00:09:49You think I need you
00:09:50To push the Heidi Brushfire books
00:09:52I own the pen name
00:09:54And the rights
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa
00:10:07What a klutz
00:10:09Try not to spill this one
00:10:14I'm sorry
00:10:15That was a bad joke
00:10:17That was a bad joke
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:23So
00:10:24Em
00:10:25Max
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer
00:10:34Oh no
00:10:35When I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor
00:10:49Giselle
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:58Why are writers
00:11:00Always cold?
00:11:03Because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:11Thank you Giselle
00:11:13For the entertainment
00:11:15For the night
00:11:17I'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19But
00:11:19And please
00:11:22Respect the personal space
00:11:23Okay?
00:11:26Have a good night
00:11:29No sweet
00:11:30Giselle
00:11:30Just fucking stop
00:11:31Okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything
00:11:35I warned you
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana
00:11:39Right now
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot
00:11:51In front of Max tonight
00:11:52And it's all your fault
00:11:54Give me another chance
00:11:55Please
00:11:55As if
00:11:57You're not a date doctor
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02Not at my company
00:12:04No
00:12:04I'm begging you Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08She needs me
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice Lisa
00:12:17Thank you
00:12:18Thank you Miss Von Klimt
00:12:19Don't thank me
00:12:20Go get me
00:12:21My man
00:12:29Nice pool
00:12:30Tell me all about LA
00:12:33I should be home with you mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:38I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40Because I signed an NDA
00:12:41But
00:12:42The good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44If I don't screw things up
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life
00:12:48Mom
00:12:49Speaking of
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52You already have matches
00:12:53Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58Maybe too sexy
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny
00:13:08If people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana
00:13:15Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:45This is hopeless
00:13:46I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48And I haven't learned anything
00:13:50That could help Miss Von Klimt
00:13:51I'm screwed
00:14:03I'm so sorry
00:14:09Please don't recognize me
00:14:10Please don't recognize me
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one
00:14:18A week ago
00:14:19I would have killed
00:14:19To be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead
00:14:23Hey
00:14:24Why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:50Think, Lisa, you're a writer
00:14:52You know about books
00:14:54Wait, I know
00:14:56Wuthering Heights
00:14:58Not a lie
00:14:59It does make me cry?
00:15:01It does make me cry
00:15:01Wuthering Heights?
00:15:01Well, that's one of my favorites
00:15:04It makes me cry, too
00:15:06It's so beautiful
00:15:08And tragic
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to
00:15:13Hey, let me help you
00:15:15I got it, really
00:15:25Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise
00:15:30You can admit you like me
00:15:37Okay
00:15:39I'm a fan
00:15:41I read your books
00:15:42Because I know you have a new one coming out
00:15:43So
00:15:44I was just rereading your last one
00:15:46For
00:15:47About the tenth time
00:15:49You've read my book ten times
00:15:52I'm a writer, too
00:15:53Miss von Klint's my publisher
00:15:55So I've heard
00:16:01Funny seeing you here
00:16:03Aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04Whoever said that
00:16:06Obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08Because I'm here all the time
00:16:10I love the smell of old books
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author
00:16:17Um
00:16:19Have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:22But
00:16:23How
00:16:24I googled it
00:16:26I'm not stalking you
00:16:28I promise
00:16:31And here is the romance section
00:16:36Here we go
00:16:39Oh, yes
00:16:40I can't wait to read this
00:16:43Could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours
00:16:47Miss Brushfire
00:16:48Oh
00:16:48Okay
00:16:50Thank you
00:16:51Okay
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana
00:17:04Back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:07Not to brag
00:17:08But I happen to own a first edition
00:17:10Come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:15Oh
00:17:16Um
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:32Hi
00:17:34Miss Von Klimt
00:17:36Hi
00:17:37Poopoo
00:17:41So cute
00:17:42So cute
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything
00:17:59It actually didn't come up
00:18:01That could be good
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06You
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags
00:18:13You're out of here
00:18:15Wait, wait
00:18:16Let me explain
00:18:19You're right
00:18:21Max is a special case
00:18:22My usual advice won't work
00:18:24I need to get to know him better
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31I just need some more time
00:18:32Not a bad plan
00:18:37What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:43I leave for New York this week
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back
00:18:49You're out of a job and a publishing deal
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus
00:19:06Tortured by the gods
00:19:07But instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:10They picked at his heart
00:19:13Then again
00:19:14Maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:26Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it
00:19:34Lisa
00:19:35I almost forgot
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed
00:19:47Hi, Max
00:19:50That's so good to see you
00:19:55Same here
00:19:59Come in
00:19:59Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um
00:20:02Water's fine
00:20:06Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa
00:20:08You have a job to do
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:31I leave for New York this week
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back
00:20:37You're out of a job and a publishing deal
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max
00:20:45Seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you
00:20:50Right now
00:20:51I mean
00:20:53Romantically
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:00Just look in the mirror
00:21:05You joker
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte
00:21:29Lisa
00:21:30It's a $50,000 book
00:21:33$50,000?
00:21:35$50,000?
00:21:36Oh no
00:21:37I went too far
00:21:39Please let the book be okay
00:21:47There's no damage
00:21:49Luckily
00:21:50I'm so sorry
00:21:52Let me clean up
00:22:00So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought
00:22:06The subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10It's about a divorce
00:22:13My divorce
00:22:14I'm so sorry, I didn't know
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone
00:22:26Usually my mom
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30Thanks, Lisa
00:22:31But I don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:35Sorry
00:22:36Stupid
00:22:38Thanks for the advice
00:22:40I can write an ending
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be
00:22:45Which reminds me, I should probably get back to work
00:22:58Thanks for coming by
00:23:01And getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05Anytime
00:23:16Later, dude
00:23:25As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Ms. Von Klimt gets back
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me
00:24:03Reading by the pool
00:24:05That's platonic
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:15Come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:16What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's responding
00:24:29He's responding
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max
00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39I really needed this
00:24:42I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome any time.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss von Klimt.
00:24:50It's her house.
00:25:02Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:24It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:43It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:55I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:14Hey, can you get my back for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28Lisa, you're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Von Klimt.
00:26:50So, Max, I was wondering, the love interest in your last novel?
00:26:56Well, is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out in my writing.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:22She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:26Very different time.
00:27:30It's hard to even imagine myself having a romantic bone in my body.
00:27:35Because all I do is write and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:43I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl, but she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:56She was type A, workaholic, obsessed with status and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Von Klimt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:07It used to be, yeah.
00:28:14But I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.
00:28:25If I decide to remarry, it's going to be someone who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:40Oh no, today was supposed to be platonic.
00:28:43Abort, abort!
00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty.
00:28:48I am so thirsty.
00:29:11You okay?
00:29:12Sorry about that.
00:29:13I thought it was an answer.
00:29:14Oh, hey!
00:29:16That's so mean.
00:29:29I'm so mean.
00:29:37I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone.
00:29:59Jeez, is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:30:06Any updates on Max?
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me.
00:30:22No, of course not.
00:30:26Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:35Oh, music to my ears.
00:30:38Poo-poos, too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing.
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poo-poos got a poo-poo.
00:30:59Hey, how about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02No little spot by the beach.
00:31:04I don't normally go out, but this might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Von Klimt, your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max peddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:48If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop.
00:32:05Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh, no.
00:32:07Max has my journal.
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:18On second thought, I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:27You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39Yes, I have.
00:32:40Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:42In all seriousness, though, it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:49Weirdo?
00:32:51Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:32:58It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:08That food's amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:16Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:22Me?
00:33:22Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:27And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:31And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:34:00It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18Your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:34:59Careful.
00:35:00A beautiful, clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:23You make it easy.
00:35:25Max, they can't be.
00:35:34Oh, my God, Max.
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:22Wow, Lisa. I want you. You want to see him.
00:36:27He's fucking haunted.
00:36:31OK, so you Hou am once a takes place.
00:36:33Uh-oh....
00:36:45wife and I love you.
00:36:46Bye, themselves.
00:36:47T officer
00:36:47On the butler...
00:36:55This is what you just wanted to
00:36:56See you later,
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't believe I slept with Max, Ms.
00:37:43Von Klimt will murder me, relax Lisa, Max is famous, he probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Ms. Von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer, I know what this is.
00:38:11What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun, too much wine at dinner, one thing lit to another, it's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again, and not just to get your notes.
00:38:31Yes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:45Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Ms. Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38The gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:28You're home early!
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Matt...
00:40:42Er...
00:40:43Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson!
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:35I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel. This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check. Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a best seller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15Oh, you know I'm thrilled. I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:28Hmm.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love this smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:01Really? Who?
00:43:03Don't worry. I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, I should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan,
00:43:25you're going to be at a bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But...
00:44:08I...
00:44:08Uh...
00:44:09So can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:26At least I'll die happy.
00:44:51I want to be here.
00:44:53Well, we stay near.
00:44:58Yeah!
00:45:01We'll die.
00:45:01Go!
00:45:02Go!
00:45:03Go!
00:45:05Go!
00:45:06Go!
00:45:07Go!
00:45:07Go!
00:45:07Go!
00:45:08Go!
00:45:08Go!
00:45:09Go!
00:45:10Go!
00:45:11Go!
00:45:11Go!
00:45:13Go!
00:45:21Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:47To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:07But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:15I mean, James.
00:46:18You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:25Max!
00:46:28Oh my God!
00:46:29Oh my God, Giselle's home!
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:39Because...
00:46:41You're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:46:59What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going-out girl.
00:47:56I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:00You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:09Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:26Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:35Um...
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:07I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:35I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Leslie?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:15Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What?
00:50:23Did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car's gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:58What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:44Lisa.
00:51:45Come on.
00:51:45Come on.
00:51:47Come on.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:59I...
00:52:00I...
00:52:02Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:06Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:09I...
00:52:14Shh.
00:52:32What?
00:52:34What?
00:52:37That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye. I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:28As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here. There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:56Let me think about it.
00:53:59Alright?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:54:59About me.
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max.
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:04I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28What are you doing here?
00:56:29Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:48I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:26I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:31Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:37Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, though.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:01You.
00:58:05So.
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me.
00:58:12For her next romance novel.
00:58:15I found her journal.
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:30She's a succubus.
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but I do know something that might
00:58:53distract you.
00:59:16I have just returned from a visit to my landlord.
00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:30In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
00:59:42There you go.
00:59:44There you go.
01:00:00There you go.
01:00:07There you go.
01:00:09forever? I'm a writer, mom. PJs are my uniform. When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house? I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so
01:00:23much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place. I don't want a Tinder date, mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please. See what I'm dealing with, Teresa. Goes to LA for two weeks,
01:00:37comes back a drama queen. M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists. Congratulations, Max.
01:00:52Miss Von Klimt? Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list. We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it. Like it? They love it. Now, you might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately. Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up. I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how? How? We're using protection.
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:00Thanks, Mom. You didn't have to.
01:03:02Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:06It's in Oprah's Book Club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:12I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:18Thanks, Mom.
01:03:40As James perused the library, you saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:47She felt his presence.
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he'd never win again.
01:04:02A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:12Pioneer author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:42All this scheming around.
01:04:45Got me so horny for you.
01:04:53By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract he made.
01:05:08Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:15Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree.
01:05:24Why not a trilogy?
01:05:24A TV show?
01:05:26Crypto?
01:05:27Video games?
01:05:27The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:45What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:08Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce
01:06:26him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair and somehow you still became a
01:06:48big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max stumped me.
01:06:54What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shehara, the elf princess.
01:07:03Yes, you're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:26Hey.
01:07:27You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady.
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:46What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey.
01:07:54Men would kill to be with Jazeera.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:54Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:58No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09So.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13He doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:20You are crazy.
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:22All right?
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this, too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:47What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Easy, Giselle.
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:17Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:20Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No, I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho!
01:11:11Somebody call the police!
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day!
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:20Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD!
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding!
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm gonna bring her right over here, right...
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine!
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses in
01:11:51the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:13All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit!
01:12:18You fucked us!
01:12:20I love you!
01:12:21And the baby!
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25It's safe to say, this wedding is over.
01:12:28And I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We could talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:51You are finished!
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby, baby!
01:13:14Get up!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47I'm happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list.
01:13:59Ladies and gentlemen, Lisa Brown!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:39Aww!
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:52so you didn't write the new elvin lust book it totally sucks the heidi brushfire name belongs
01:14:59to my old publisher i heard the ceo writes the books herself now guess she must have plenty of
01:15:04time now that she's bankrupt i have a question when are you and max getting married he let you
01:15:12put out this sexy book all about how you met how about a happy ending mom actually i can answer
01:15:22that
01:15:31i've never really been a public person but lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39speaking of which
01:15:48miss brown will you marry me yes
01:15:55miss brown will you marry me yes
01:15:55miss brown will you marry me yes
01:15:56miss brown will you marry me yes
01:15:58miss brown will you marry me yes
01:15:59miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:00miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:01miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:03miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:03miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:04miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:05miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:05miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:06miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:06miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:07miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:07miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:08miss brown will you marry me yes
01:16:08miss brown will you marry me yes
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