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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:32This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best Unseen Bits from the final week in the villa.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
02:58I get locked down.
03:00No!
03:02I get locked down.
03:03I get locked down.
03:041-0.
03:07I used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to play for City.
03:12Yeah, used to play for City?
03:12Yeah, used to play when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:18What a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:43What team?
03:43What team?
03:43Love Island.
03:44Yeah!
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:57Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Da-da-da-da-da!
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no, wait.
04:13He is.
04:15Woo-ay!
04:17Woo-ay!
04:20Woo-ay!
04:21Woo-ay!
04:22Woo-ay!
04:23Woo-ay!
04:25Woo-ay!
04:26Woo-ay!
04:27We'll go, we have a go!
04:28Yeah.
04:28I am The Fudge.
04:30I am Team Love Island, and I am...
04:32Senna mid.
04:33Senna mid.
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on, The Fudge!
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am the Dem Dems. I am a striker
04:46and I play for Pumpey!
04:48Woo! Pumpey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to let a little run, aren't you,
04:53when you've got to go like...
04:54Oh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems
05:00isn't sock rape teas.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T
05:10is a great laugh, but he's not
05:12just a fun guy. He knows
05:14how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You look lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:30No!
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did I go from?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things
05:48when I can't be arsed.
05:49I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders,
06:01so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:08Warning!
06:09If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think,
06:14was for the boys to throw pizza toppings
06:15at the girls who were the pizza bases
06:17in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes!
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:55You know what I mean?
06:57Not...
06:58No!
06:59No, Ched!
07:00You're actually pissed me off!
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ched, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, Ched, they're the same one!
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed...
07:32Next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:48What?
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Great luck!
07:54Piano!
07:56Cullen, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I've got everything in.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meal.
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I hate you.
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute embossil with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:08Oh my god!
09:10Oh my god!
09:10Oh my god!
09:14Oh my god!
09:30You know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross!
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56You boys will be boys again.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place, I'll shut up with your face!
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot!
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on!
10:44And it's not, he finally licks it.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose?
10:46I think he loses, he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go cos then it will pick us up.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his foot or your head licking licks?
11:02Come on, Jake, you have licking licks, girl!
11:04Wait, wait!
11:05Between you both!
11:06No, we got...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17Have you got licking licks, Ty?
11:19No, it's got to be yours, or it was you licking.
11:29Come on! Lick the sun!
11:39Don't lick the sun!
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you? Is there any reason or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous?
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Où.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't...
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:12S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:16S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:27Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36Où...
13:37Aladdin?
13:38Ha, ha, ha.
13:40Aladdin?
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh?
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah?
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame?
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous?
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:54Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01Où...
14:02Yeah?
14:02Aladdin?
14:03Yeah?
14:05Eh?
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui, and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it...
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:50I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52OK, no.
14:53Oh, well they're good at astrology.
14:56I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well I don't fucking know, I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see that.
15:10Oh my god, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Claudie with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:47Two or three.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:56I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it M piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:26And the bloody bread.
16:27That's all it is.
16:28That's too long.
16:29That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, Matt.
16:34I know.
16:34You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Who's wick is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my bloke?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06I think it's up there.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28Oh, girl.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:29That's sick.
17:30Jacket will fit my head.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Wait, okay.
17:34Wait, let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go it back.
17:37I go and find a momma.
17:38And now flip it back.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44my God.
17:48He looks like Ossie Osborne.
17:50He does look like Ossie.
17:51No, he looks like Ossie.
17:52Look like Ossie.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Oh, my God.
18:00Hold that, hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Oli.
18:09Oli's back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you wearing Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you stay.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention to the process of
18:43how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:54See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I always get into getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, friend.
19:15There's that.
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:25Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finn?
19:30What are you up to, Finn?
19:36What are you up to, Finn?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on air or not?
20:11Oh!
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31good.
20:32What are you doing here?
20:33He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He didn't spray your blue fingers in a baby's face.
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Oh.
20:45I mean, spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:51It went all over his face.
20:57Ha ha ha!
21:05Mommy!
21:07Mommy!
21:08Mommy!
21:09Hey!
21:10Hey!
21:12My baby's gonna suck you up, any of you.
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from Sean
21:31Paul night because oh you weren't here were you all right so this is me and Molly this is what
21:38we
21:38wore do you like the outfits I think they're really good outfits what would you rate them
21:43out of ten yeah probably a good seven and a half I agree what about this one this is just
21:54a selfie
21:56no okay I'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or
22:02not
22:04yeah yeah yeah it's good in it yeah I might post that oh yeah that's a good one I'm gonna
22:13favorite
22:13that one just because you said that meanwhile Finn had already mastered the art of storytime
22:20there was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp right so I was playing badminton outside
22:26the front of me house with my dad your gramp and I cracked my knee open right anyway mum come
22:34home
22:34she was out getting the Chinese that's your nan that is so she sees it and then she goes oh
22:40bloody
22:40hell that's really bad like my knee was bleeding Darcy it was really bad and then they said oh
22:46we're gonna have to take you to an A&E I said yeah damn right you are my leg were
22:50almost hanging off
22:51then my mum said we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go so I were laid there Darcy with
22:57my
22:57leg up in the air blood pouring out of it whilst my mum and dad your nan and gramp were
23:02eating their
23:02chow mein I wouldn't do that to you Darcy I wouldn't I'll take you straight there I'd probably eat the
23:09Chinese on the way there how old are you by the way two be fair Finn Chinese is never as
23:19nice if
23:19you have to reheat it out in the garden Luke M was willing to go to any length to make
23:25sure his son had
23:26everything he wanted we need them camo shoes go go go go you got the shit
23:39hey girl hey girl I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy I'm absolutely
23:44loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh I absolutely love
23:50it oh
23:51it's so cute you're right how are you I'm good you got the sun cream you got no don't put
23:59it on the
24:00baby a lot of putting it on me have you not put anyone can you put the spray one on
24:06me yeah
24:14enjoy thank you thank you do you like right there where are sick
24:34baby is unreal you cheeky wee monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception come here come here
25:02hey do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:19oh my god come on I'll let you be his godparent oh it's sick
25:27oh you fucker
25:33Demi I think look might need changing I'm gone see you in a more
25:48you make me so happy welcome back to unseen bits you decided against string quartets and going on safari and
25:58chose to watch us instead I know it's only been six weeks but we love you too
26:04yeah yeah yeah it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's still loads of unseen stuff you never
26:11knew you needed do you put the toilet seat up or I sit down I said sometimes I sit down
26:16bro I always sit down for a wee and sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:19yeah right that's enough nonsense for now there's still way too many islanders for this part of the show it's
26:26about time we sent some home
26:29after the islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple it left five pairs
26:34vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39the public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched leaving three couples at risk
26:47your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the islanders turn to decide who was next as they had to save one of Mike and
27:08Priscilla
27:08or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum
27:22and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:30Callum was never very good with his words but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36I spent the best five weeks and I don't want to say go on
27:41Me?
27:42Oh come on, give a little speech
27:43Oh don't make me do a speech
27:44I'm sure I'm sure I'm speeches
27:46Right, fuck off
27:47Top speech, yeah kid
27:48See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:57Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16Alright Geese
28:17Alright Geese
28:18Get a pint
28:19Alright Geese, let me get San Miguel please
28:21San Miguel please
28:23Geese
28:25Pins?
28:27A pint of San Miguel please
28:29A pint of San Miguel please
28:31I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:32I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:42I'm good ain't I?
28:43You're gonna stick out like a sore bum
28:45Says you
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts
28:49That's my order
28:50Oh you weird dog
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts
28:55Gays.
29:01You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03Alright, Finn.
29:05I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no.
29:48She got me.
29:49She got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52Alright, cool.
29:53So, stay posing.
29:54Fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so serious.
29:59Alright, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Ready?
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Oh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yeah.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give their phones back.
30:37Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing with them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00If I slap it on now, it'll start melting.
31:03Could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure, girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00That's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39So that is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my God, has it gone?
33:06Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yay, yay, yay!
33:24Get back!
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's close to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35No, it's following you.
33:36It's following you!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:03For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Star Bay, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entrance calls at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:56The egg came from a fish.
35:59The egg?
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a Scooby about animals.
36:35Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:37Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
37:00Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples?
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:28Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:42Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point, I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:19Yeah?
38:22We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:44Uh...
38:45Okay.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:49Ah!
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01Okay.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Okay.
39:10Nice.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:40We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Feature Bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play it off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge.
40:32Mike now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56The pram!
41:00Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the strip tease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, Dad!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:33Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely, it was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lights.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casa Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50We're empty.
41:51Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:13It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour, if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32Sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little
43:23picnic date on the day bed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:18You are mustard and I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:33But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:15Take care.
45:29We'll see you later.
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