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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:17You got this.
04:19Best thing I'll be in all my
04:23You got this.
04:31You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi!
04:53Hi, Bodie!
04:56He's so cute!
04:58So cute!
05:00So tiny!
05:03Thank you!
05:03He feels beautiful!
05:05So precious!
05:07What a miracle!
05:08Miracle!
05:12He's just...
05:13He's so handsome.
05:14Exactly. And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could. I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
05:26if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:35Okay.
05:47Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:56Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:01He's going to ask me all around.
06:05I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my hand.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician.
06:21I examine a child.
06:22There's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well.
06:27Thanks, I look after myself.
06:30Thanks, I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well.
06:38Thanks, I do not need your help.
06:41Thanks, I don't need it.
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic.
06:52Just deep knee squats.
06:53Up and down.
06:54Up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
06:57If I start again, you've got to look the night out.
07:02I'll see you there.
07:04I'm about to run.
07:06I've been in my bed.
07:08Oh, what must you think of me?
07:10Please don't tell them what you think.
07:13I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper.
07:16Kind of lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you all right?
07:24I'm great.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Aww.
07:28Please don't want me how I am.
07:32I think you knew me ought to wait when it's fine.
07:41Oh, my God!
07:42Baby Pony!
07:44Aww.
07:45He's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49He's perfect.
07:50I know.
07:52I can't even remember life without him.
07:56Aww.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
08:10So that's nice.
08:11And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful.
08:46And it is.
08:49It totally is.
08:53But...
08:54What?
08:56I mean, it just refuses.
09:00It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're more like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and pinched.
09:22And everything's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:23As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth.
10:56Your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:02So, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:07I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you gotta watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49All right.
12:03You got it.
12:04You've got it.
12:06You got it?
12:07You got it.
12:07You got it?
12:08You got it?
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem, and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost
12:34me.
12:34You will never get it, so if you can't make it, shut up, can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on, guys.
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless.
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy.
12:56But it's your baby, your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam.
13:02Okay, I'll leave.
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave.
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep.
13:21Oh, God.
13:24Oh, God.
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:23What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother. Mothers make it. You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that? You got this.
14:43Because you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money, which means I need a babysitter, which I can't
14:54afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom.
15:02I need to go back to work.
15:04Mom.
15:05Mom.
15:19Mom.
15:20Mom.
15:21Mom.
15:31Mom.
15:32We'll change drivers.
15:42Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:08Yes.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you no boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, I'm untaken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:31Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:49Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:31Hey, bus is leaving hot shot.
17:33Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:57I've got a championship belt in here.
18:00I could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I've got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:39Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
18:44It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:57Oh, there you go.
18:59Oh, there you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:10Yeah, be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15Ugh, it just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why?
19:32Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't.
19:34Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought...
19:36I'm getting a bad feeling, like maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something right there.
19:50Um, Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing, and you know, he, he like wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:37I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom.
20:42He's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were gonna be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God.
21:20Unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:25Oh, my God.
21:54Oh, my God.
22:11That's great.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:21Babe, you have a visitor outside.
22:35I can't. He won't stop crying and I just I just can't. So you brought him here? I tried calling
22:42you wouldn't pick up. Oh my god. I'm not meant to be a grandmother just like I wasn't meant to
22:48be a
22:48mother fucker fucker fucker. Mom it's okay. No it is not okay. Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that. I wish I could be a better person but I'm not. And his crying not stop
23:01that is
23:02exactly what he is trying to say and I will not be judged not by him or anyone else.
23:10Look at him. Look at him. He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him just to make me feel worse
23:17about myself. Mom it'll be okay.
23:40I am an awful grandmother. You're not. Oh stop being nice. You're being mercy nice. I will not be
23:51pitied. I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty. And you excel at that. Brilliantly.
24:12I'm sorry. I called him a fucker. You think he looks like me?
24:31I love you. I love you noodle. I love you.
24:38Well this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances but.
24:46what? Okay um you're fired.
24:50What? I need someone I can count on. I'll solve the child care thing. You won't.
24:56I won't? Honey this is your life. Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it. We survive because
25:04of dedicated employees. I need a job Tess. And you're my friend. Yeah and Sal's your friend that I'm
25:13saying now. When people work remotely from home all the time. Especially writers.
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together. Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely.
25:32It's right on. I've got my sights on. Dead open door. I could run. I could take one for the
25:40team. But this time tomorrow. I won't be breathing. Believe me I'll keep my little mouth shut.
25:50What's up. Nothing's wrong. In fact it's a positive development. Of sorts. We wanted to let you know we found
26:02our own place. So we'll be moving out in a week. Just wanted to give you a heads up so
26:07you could find new roommates.
26:08Are you kidding me? Do you know about this? I just found out. A little notice might have been nice.
26:19It came up pretty quickly. And of course we can still be friends and all of that and... Okay.
26:45They say it's not about how you fall but how you get back up.
26:56Bullshit. It's not just about popping back up. It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
27:07That's what character is. You pass the other guy's guts out. You turn him into goo.
27:39Professor.
27:41Professor. Come in.
27:50Mark. Meet Bodie. Bodie. Meet Mark.
27:56Well this has become very real.
27:58Oh. He's super real.
28:02Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:14Hello little guy.
28:17Wow. Margo. He's really beautiful isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter.
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
28:33Hence, I lost my job.
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand
28:41dollars per month.
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
28:47So instead, I've come to demand it.
28:51I need three thousand dollars.
28:55You're going to give it to me.
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me three thousand dollars.
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond.
29:33No.
29:34I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him,
29:38and, you know, I could see his face start to contort,
29:41and I didn't want to soften and him to try to negotiate me down.
29:44I must say, I'm impressed.
29:46And where's Bodie? I thought you were bringing him.
29:48Susie's watching him, so there.
29:50Progress on the babysitting front, too.
29:52Progress all around.
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice.
29:57Okay.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Just looking at the menu, my mouth is flooding with saliva.
30:05Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat,
30:14and you're free to order whatever you like.
30:17No expense spared.
30:19We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't.
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
30:24But I need one.
30:25You know I don't drink.
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no.
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just, um...
30:40Hold on.
30:41Order me nachos.
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett.
30:47Speaking.
30:48Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable, as in the mother.
30:53His.
30:54Uh, hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
31:01What do you mean, a meeting?
31:03A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
31:09Mark has given me your contacts.
31:11I will email you an address.
31:13This is a joke.
31:14A joke?
31:16You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't.
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
31:22It would be best.
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine.
31:31You don't look fine.
31:32Well, I am.
31:34So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
31:42That's really cool.
31:42And you have really good programs, like plays and stuff.
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:53Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock.
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
32:19He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
32:21And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
32:35All right.
32:36Yeah.
32:38See, I told you we would get along.
32:41Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
32:47Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
32:57Uh, oh.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Oh.
33:02Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course.
33:08Okay.
33:12Hello.
33:17Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
33:21Yes.
33:22Yes, I think yes.
33:23Don't let me finish.
33:27I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate,
33:38the serious to your silly.
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes.
33:49Okay.
33:49Hey, everyone.
33:50Let's give a big apple bean cheer to the happy guys.
34:05it's actually quite beautiful and romantic maybe it's even possible she really loves him
34:12that's very affirming i always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to
34:17just books and movies yeah is that cabbage really working i think so it's supposed to help with
34:27inflammation and i gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet mark's mom
34:33oh yikes yeah yikes indeed
34:45what look i've never brought you into this part of my life but now the girls are gone
34:49i feel comfortable saying that i'm into cosplay very into it i'm a cosplayer
35:00yeah i figured anyway if you ever want to model some looks i think you'd be a natural
35:08oh okay thank you just think about it i will i promise
35:29god at this hour what now seriously what the fuck now
35:48dad
35:51hey baby i thought you might be dead
35:59he's got a swingin' in my brain
36:02would it ever be the same
36:05yeah i wish we both knew
36:09and i'm fucked it up for you
36:12cause they're everything in the door
36:15they don't feel the tension at all
36:18they don't have it up for you
36:22yeah is that what humans do
36:31they don't have it up for you
36:31you've got a swingin' in my brain
36:35would it ever be the same
36:38yeah i wish we both knew
36:41and i'm fucked it up for you
36:44cause they're everything in the door
36:47they don't feel the tension at all
36:51they don't have it up for you
36:54yes they don't have it up for you
36:56yes they don't have it up for you
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37:01You
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