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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being all mine is up to rock and you can have the best of all, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:30We're going to be there to look in the way.
04:33Oh.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:53Hi, Bodhi.
04:55He's so cute.
04:58Hi.
04:58So cute.
05:00So tiny.
05:03Hi, Bodhi.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He's so beautiful.
05:05Hi.
05:05He's so precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:18Adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:54Okay.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine a child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well, thanks.
06:27I look after myself, thanks.
06:30I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well, thanks.
06:39I do not need your help, thanks.
06:42Don't need it.
06:45I'm hungry.
06:48Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic.
06:52Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
07:08I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, kind of lift his cheeks up
07:17just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you all right?
07:23I'm great.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Aww.
07:28Please don't love me how I am.
07:32I think you knew me ought to wait when he's fine.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:42Baby Tony.
07:44Aww.
07:45He's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49He's perfect.
07:50I know.
07:52I can't even remember life without him.
07:56Aww.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy,
08:08so I no longer have to ice my crotch, so that's nice.
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings,
08:15which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo, shh, I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful,
08:47which it is, it totally is.
08:53But...
08:54But what?
08:57I mean, it just refuses...
09:00It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're more like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15My areola is all white and pinched.
09:22I mean, he's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry, but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:24As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
10:56your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:02So, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:08I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:44No.
11:49All right.
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky.
11:56But these charges can help.
11:59What do you want to do?
12:01Tell me to tell you.
12:02Hey, honey.
12:03You got it.
12:04You got it.
12:06You got it.
12:07Like a fish.
12:09Insurance.
12:10Fuck.
12:12He's been down in there.
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you.
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it.
12:35So if you can't make it, shut up.
12:36How can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on, guys.
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:48I am not clueless.
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy.
12:56But it's your baby.
12:57Your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam.
13:02Okay.
13:03I'll leave.
13:04That's what you want?
13:06I will leave.
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep.
13:47I'll be able to sleep.
14:02I'll be able to sleep.
14:02I'll be able to sleep.
14:06Hey!
14:20hi hey mom what's the matter nothing's the matter everything's fine what's the matter
14:32i don't think i'm gonna make it don't be ridiculous you're a mother mothers make it
14:38you got this god why does everybody say that you got this because you don't have a choice
14:48i need to go back to work to make some money which means i need a babysitter
14:53which i can't afford don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask mom
15:43oh fuck
16:04hey jinx
16:09hey what's up
16:12how do you know boomer
16:17oh i uh he know he knows me i used to wrestle
16:22oh i never could get into that stuff it's kind of stupid no offense no none taken it's a bad
16:30job
16:31don't do it okay
16:35hey so was that his case he's sitting out there that beautiful old beast
16:40it looks nicer than riding the greyhound
16:43you had it home
16:45yeah got an ex-wife and kids back in jersey
16:48got some things to sort
16:51well
16:52must be nice for them
16:54having a famous parent at home
16:56oh yeah yeah it is a very special sort of relationship
16:59mm-hmm
17:11baby tell me don't do it
17:31Hey, bus is leaving a hot shot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:57I've got a championship belt in here.
18:00Could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I've got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:39Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
18:44It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:10Yeah, be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so steamy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:21Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why?
19:32Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't.
19:34Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something right there.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's going to let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well, I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:10Okay, no, no, I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were going to be this way.
21:16I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God, unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself.
21:25Tell him.
21:30Shhh, shh, shhh.
21:32Shhh, shh, shhh, shh.
21:37What happened?
21:38Let it come out
21:42Tonight
21:43Shine, shine, shine, shine, girl
21:52When you come from
21:54the whole
21:56wide open
21:58I do
22:00recall
22:01the darkness
22:03in your eyes
22:05Let it come out
22:09Let it come out
22:11That's great
22:13Let it come out
22:21Babe
22:23You have a visitor outside
22:34Mom
22:36I can't
22:37He won't stop crying
22:38I just can't
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling
22:42You wouldn't pick up
22:44Oh my god
22:45I'm not meant to be a grandmother
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker
22:51Mom, it's okay
22:52No, it is not okay
22:53Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that
22:56I wish I could be a better person
22:58But I'm not
22:59And his crying not stop
23:01That is exactly what he is trying to say
23:04And I will not be judged
23:06Not by him or anyone else
23:10Look at him
23:11Look at him
23:12Look at him
23:12He deliberately
23:13is quiet
23:14when you're holding him
23:15Just to make me feel worse
23:17about myself
23:19Mom, it'll be okay
23:40I am an awful grandmother
23:45You're not
23:46Oh, stop being nice
23:48You're being mercy
23:49Nice
23:50I will not be pitied
23:52I'm just terrible at everything
23:55Except being pretty
23:58And you excel at that
24:00Brilliantly
24:12I'm sorry I called him a fucker
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle
24:35Love you
24:38Well, this is probably something
24:40you don't want to hear
24:41under the circumstances, but...
24:44But what?
24:46Okay, um, you're fired
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on
24:52I'll solve the childcare thing
24:54You won't
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey!
24:58This is your life
25:01Businesses, employers
25:02We scrape to make it
25:03We survive because of dedicated employees
25:06I need a job, Tess
25:09And you're my friend
25:10Yeah, Zao's your friend
25:12That I'm saying now
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time
25:18Especially writers
25:23I've been trying my best
25:26To keep it together
25:27Light as a feather
25:29And stiff as a board
25:31And lonely is right on
25:33I've got my sights on
25:35Dead open door
25:36I could run
25:38I could take one for the team
25:40But this time tomorrow
25:42I won't be breathing
25:44Believe me
25:45I'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48Or I'm gonna be sorry
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong
25:56In fact, it's a positive development
25:58Of sorts
25:59We wanted to let you know
26:01We found our own place
26:02So we'll be moving out in a week
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up
26:06So you could find new roommates
26:09Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out
26:17A little notice might have been nice
26:19It came up pretty quickly
26:21And of course
26:23We can still be friends
26:24And all of that
26:26And...
26:27Okay
26:45They say
26:47It's not about how you fall
26:49But how you get back up
26:56Bullshit
26:56It's not just about popping back up
27:01It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
27:07That's what character is
27:08You pass the other guys guts out
27:10You turn them into goo
27:40Professor?
27:42Come in
27:45Mark?
27:51Meet Bodhi
27:54Bodhi?
27:54Meet Mark
27:56Well this has become very real
27:58No
28:00He's super real
28:02Though I would imagine
28:04Far less interesting
28:05Than if he were fictional
28:14Little little guy
28:17Wow
28:19Marco
28:21He's really beautiful isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter
28:31Makes it difficult to work
28:33Hence
28:34I lost my job
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out
28:37So my portion of the rent has now increased
28:40By over a thousand dollars per month
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
28:45Than come to you begging for money
28:47So instead
28:49I've come to demand it
28:51I need three thousand dollars
28:55You're going to give it to me
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me
29:07Three thousand dollars
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond
29:33No
29:34I just I don't know I started to feel sorry for him and
29:38You know I could see his face start to contort
29:41And I didn't want to soften and for him to try to negotiate me down
29:44I must say I'm impressed
29:46And where's Bodie? I thought you were bringing him
29:48Susie's watching him
29:49So there
29:50Progress on the babysitting front too
29:52Progress all around
29:54What are you wearing?
29:56Very nice
29:56Thank you
29:57Hey
29:59Oh my god
30:00Just looking at the menu
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva
30:04Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing
30:09I'm constantly starved
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat
30:14And you're free to order whatever you like
30:17No expense spared
30:18We don't need an appetizer
30:20Well, maybe you don't
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head
30:24But I need one
30:25You know I don't drink
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office
30:38Just, um, hold on
30:41Order me nachos
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett
30:47Speaking
30:47Elizabeth Gable calling
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable
30:52As in the mother
30:53His
30:54Uh, hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands
31:01What do you mean a meeting?
31:03A meeting
31:04Where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement
31:09Mark has given me your contacts
31:11I will email you an address
31:13This is a joke
31:15A joke?
31:16You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow
31:22It would be best
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine
31:31You don't look fine
31:32Well, I am
31:35So, mom says you're a big deal in the church
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director
31:41It's really cool
31:42And they have really good programs like plays and stuff
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent
31:51Rent
31:52Rent
31:53Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for
31:56Mm-hmm
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor, or he should have done this, or he
32:20shouldn't have done that
32:21And, uh, my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost
32:35Right
32:36Yeah
32:38See, I told you we would get along
32:40Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight
32:46Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage
32:58Uh...
32:59Oh?
32:59Yeah
33:01Oh
33:03Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Yeah
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course
33:08Okay
33:12Hello
33:15Cheyenne
33:17You are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met
33:21Yes!
33:22Yes, I said yes!
33:23Don't let me finish
33:27I would be honored
33:29If I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate, the serious to your silly
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes!
33:45Woo!
33:47Okay
33:48Okay
33:49Hey everyone, let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy guys
33:53Oh!
33:54Woo!
33:57Woo!
33:58Woo!
33:59Woo!
34:01Woo!
34:05It's actually quite beautiful
34:07And romantic
34:09Maybe it's even possible she really loves him
34:11Mmm, that's very affirming
34:13I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and movies
34:19Yeah
34:22Is that cabbage really working?
34:25I think so, it's supposed to help with inflammation
34:27And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom
34:33Ooh, yikes
34:35Yeah, yikes indeed
34:42What?
34:46Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone
34:49I feel comfortable saying that
34:52I'm into cosplay
34:54Very into it
34:56I'm a cosplayer
35:00Yeah, I figured
35:02Anyway
35:03If you ever wanna model some looks, I think you'd be a natural
35:09Oh, okay
35:11Thank you
35:12Just think about it
35:15I will
35:16I promise
35:18Hello
35:29God, at this hour?
35:32What now?
35:34Seriously
35:35What the fuck now?
35:38Oh
35:48Dad
35:51Hey, baby
35:52I thought you might be dead
36:08I thought you might be dead
36:18But they don't have it all for you
36:22Yeah, is that what you've understood?
36:31You've got a swing in my brain
36:35Will it ever be the same?
36:38You're the one who's the most new
36:41Have I fucked it up for you?
36:44Cause you're angry they get more
36:47They don't feel the tension's wrong
36:51They don't have it all for you
36:54Yeah, is that what humans do?
36:57Yeah, is that what humans do?
36:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
37:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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37:00yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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