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00:00You're trying to find reasons to have a problem with me.
00:01Because I didn't tag you on Instagram.
00:04But I would have done that for you.
00:05Okay, great.
00:06And if you had asked me to, I would have done it for you.
00:12Virtual reality.
00:14I'm Danny Murphy.
00:15I'm Evan Real.
00:16And Evan, you didn't post when I cut your hair.
00:19And I just want to know why.
00:21I'm sorry about that.
00:22Oh my God, this Rosie versus Kelsey fight
00:25over not posting about Kelsey's at-home haircut.
00:30Is so insane.
00:31It's so good.
00:32This is the kind of low stakes housewives drama I live for.
00:35It actually is perfect pairing.
00:37Because we have the low stakes of this haircut
00:39with the high stakes of Rula and Joellen
00:43affair to remember.
00:44Or we're trying to affair to forget.
00:46Are you still talking to her?
00:47She called me yesterday to tell me something.
00:49Did you tell your wife you still speak to her?
00:50Yeah, I told her I called her yesterday.
00:51I called her right afterwards.
00:52I haven't spoke to her since then.
00:54Yes.
00:54It's a lot of layers.
00:55And I do, speaking of layers,
00:57Ashley's haircut had layers.
00:58And I do feel like she did not realize
01:02she was going to be in the middle of drama.
01:03Because that's not her happy place.
01:05No.
01:06Oh my God.
01:06Absolutely not.
01:07Yeah.
01:08There was so much drama.
01:09And like you were mentioning,
01:09the juxtaposition of hair drama
01:13versus affair drama was just so crazy.
01:16And I do think that Ashley,
01:17I just wants Kelsey and Rosie to get along.
01:20I want Kelsey and Rosie to get along.
01:21I know.
01:22Because I love those girls.
01:23I love both of them so much,
01:24but they just don't gel.
01:25Like, I think, and I don't know why,
01:28but it seems like,
01:29and I feel Kelsey almost said this,
01:30like every fiber of Rosie's being annoys her.
01:33And look, sometimes-
01:34Sometimes that just happens.
01:35That just happens.
01:36And we are not aligned
01:37and we're not meant to be friends with certain people.
01:39However-
01:40It's hard because I like them both.
01:41I know.
01:41I like them both a whole lot.
01:42But I love, oh my God,
01:43I love Rosie so much.
01:45You know, we have established here on Virtual Reality
01:47that I'm a big fan of Rosie
01:48and her just being friends with all the gays
01:50and having the fun boat party
01:52and just to know that her happy places
01:55with her favorite gays just makes me feel so-
01:57It feels good.
01:58It makes me feel special.
01:59It makes me feel like I could be one of those gays.
02:01Oh, you are.
02:02You know what I mean?
02:03We don't have a boat.
02:04What?
02:04You don't have a boat.
02:05Oh, I don't.
02:05What?
02:06I don't?
02:07Okay.
02:07Yeah, I know I don't.
02:08I don't have a boat, unfortunately.
02:09But this drama going down
02:11and I love that it kind of,
02:13Ashley and Rosie were talking about this on the boat
02:16and then Dolores sat down
02:18and kind of monitored the situation
02:20and then Kelsey came down.
02:21I feel like it's like when Dolores sits down
02:24on Housewives of Rhode Island,
02:25you're like, oh, shit.
02:27Okay, things are about to go down.
02:28Right.
02:28Because Dolores is the rock.
02:29Something is serious.
02:30And that's when Kelsey and Rosie started going at it.
02:33I do feel like I'm like,
02:34I think the main majority being of this fight
02:40is not about Rosie not posing.
02:42I think it's just that Kelsey doesn't like Rosie
02:44and wants a reason to fight at her,
02:45in my opinion.
02:46I can see that, yes.
02:47Because also Kelsey,
02:48it'd be one thing if Kelsey's like,
02:50I am trying to pay my bills
02:52with my hair cutting company.
02:55No.
02:56I think she's just having fun at the moment.
02:57She's having fun at the moment.
02:58I feel like she's exploring the idea
03:00of becoming financially independent.
03:02And I don't think that Rosie's posts
03:07would make her break her burgeoning cosmetics career.
03:10And also, her not posting
03:12won't make her break Kelsey paying rent.
03:14Right, exactly.
03:15Like, we're all good here.
03:16No, I think you're right.
03:17I think that Kelsey maybe just wanted an excuse
03:19to fight with Rosie or have something-
03:23And not for no reason,
03:23just because she doesn't like her.
03:24Right, exactly.
03:25And she wanted sort of like a tangible excuse
03:28to pick a bone with her.
03:30And this was that.
03:31And so this was the light fight.
03:35And then we got to Joellen and Rula.
03:38Yeah, Joellen returned.
03:39Joellen returned.
03:40With a bang.
03:40With a bang.
03:41And condolences to her grandpa.
03:43That was so sad.
03:44Oh, I know.
03:45A hundred years old, I think she said.
03:46What a life.
03:47A life well lived.
03:48I loved learning about their dynamic.
03:50Yeah.
03:51How her grandpa really honestly helped raise her.
03:53Was kind of her father.
03:53Yeah, it was so beautiful.
03:54So that was really beautiful.
03:55And the flowers that Alicia and Liz got for her
03:58and everything like that.
03:59I did love seeing them.
04:00And I did not love seeing all the receipts
04:03that she had on deck.
04:04Well, first, Rula and Joellen had a sit down.
04:07And it kind of makes me do think.
04:09It kind of makes me do think.
04:10What is that?
04:10But that Joellen, there is love for Rula.
04:15Oh, I think.
04:16I think Joellen really cares for Rula.
04:19I think this all started from a well-intentioned place.
04:21And I think that Joellen is struggling
04:25with Rula's inability to receive this news
04:28and accept this news.
04:30And also the way that Rula, I mean, look,
04:32we all tell ourselves the things we need to hear
04:34to make ourselves feel better.
04:35If this is your coping mechanism, it's fine, Rula.
04:38I support it, I guess.
04:39But the way she just wants to like brush it off.
04:41Oh, that's AI.
04:42That's fake.
04:43There's an app for that.
04:44Well, I'd have to see more.
04:46She has fake text apps.
04:49I already know that from other people.
04:52I don't know how many apps we got, Rula,
04:54to create the kinds of receipts that Joellen has.
04:57How do you know all these text messages are real?
05:00Honey, what are we doing?
05:02And I guess because I forget,
05:03because I always think of Alicia's mom
05:05being screwed over by her man.
05:08But Joellen, I think it seems like her dad
05:10did the same thing to her mom.
05:12So like she's kind of looking at this
05:13like to look out for her.
05:14Right.
05:14And it's also interesting,
05:15Joellen's commentary towards the end of the episode
05:17when she was saying that basically
05:19he continues to do this and behave this way
05:22and carry on this affair
05:22and do it in plain sight
05:23and do the selfies and do this and do all that.
05:26Well, not the really, not the selfies.
05:27The alleged mistress posted a photo
05:29of their knees touching.
05:31A knee fee.
05:32A knee fee.
05:33A knee fee.
05:34Wait, I kind of love that.
05:36A knee fee.
05:37We need to take a knee fee together after this.
05:39Oh, yes.
05:39But what I thought was interesting
05:40is that Joellen said he's too much of a coward,
05:44essentially, I think is what she said.
05:46Maybe there was another word she used.
05:48Probably.
05:48To be the one to leave the relationship.
05:50He continues to behave this way
05:52because he wants Rula to be the one
05:53who gets so fed up that she eventually leaves.
05:55Well, also because he's having his cake
05:57and allegedly eating it too.
05:58Right.
05:58And then also going out for brownies and cookies
06:00and cheesecake and everything.
06:02Aren't you so surprised
06:03at just given the situation
06:05that he agreed to be such a participant?
06:09That's what I don't get.
06:10On the show?
06:11I am confused at that because...
06:14Yeah.
06:15But maybe he didn't realize how...
06:17Maybe he...
06:18Do the husbands not realize
06:20that you are going to be filmed?
06:22If he's like,
06:22oh, it's something my wife is doing?
06:23Like maybe he had no idea,
06:25but he was mic'd up.
06:26Then he demik'd himself.
06:27Demik'd, yeah.
06:28So I don't know.
06:28And I do, I feel Joellen
06:30is a very neutral participant
06:33in this to Rula
06:34because when Rula was like,
06:35well, don't you think the mistress,
06:37the alleged mistress is crazy?
06:38And Joellen's like, oh, I do.
06:38She said yes.
06:40Oh, no.
06:41I do think that she's quite crazy
06:43because I read every message
06:44and she let me
06:45and I was like, wow.
06:46Oh, yeah.
06:46She showed me her phone.
06:47Why was she showing me all these?
06:48She fully acknowledged
06:49that the mistress is crazy,
06:50but that does not mitigate the fact
06:53that they took a knee fee together.
06:55Yeah.
06:55And that they're still hanging out.
06:56I know.
06:57And knocking knees.
06:58Knocking knees.
06:59And I do,
06:59and what did Joellen say on the bus?
07:02Prayers up for your mother.
07:03And she's like, no,
07:04that was nice of me saying
07:04prayers up for your mother.
07:05But then also,
07:07and I mean,
07:07I don't want like,
07:08people are now questioning
07:10if they really had to run out
07:12for a family emergency
07:14because Joellen,
07:16I did love every time
07:16she was like,
07:18and I was like,
07:19what happened?
07:19She's like, nothing.
07:26What was in there?
07:29I mean, what do you,
07:31what do you make of that whole situation?
07:33Do you think they lied?
07:33To make up,
07:34no, I'm just saying,
07:36I don't know,
07:36this is my Jersey Dolores coming out.
07:38To make up a medical emergency
07:40for your mother
07:41to leave filming a housewife scene,
07:43that is...
07:44Deranged.
07:46That's putting it the most lightly.
07:47So they just didn't want to film the scene?
07:49I'm so confused
07:50because they came back for more
07:51and it still wasn't fun for them.
07:52Yeah.
07:53And then also if the,
07:55because the lineup of,
07:57they left together,
07:59then they call Rula.
08:01Rula says she's not with him anymore
08:02because he's with the mom.
08:03Then Joellen gets a text
08:04that he's with the mistress.
08:05And then there's that selfie.
08:07And also the mistress,
08:08if she is as interesting in particular
08:13as they're saying,
08:14would probably know they were filming.
08:16So would know to post it then
08:18to get people to be like,
08:19oh, we were hanging out.
08:20She's probably like,
08:21hang out with me while you're filming
08:22and post it.
08:23And then I wondered too,
08:25is he in on it to be like,
08:26okay, I'm going to really embarrass Rula so much
08:28that she has no option but to leave me
08:30because that's what Joellen said
08:31he would want her to do.
08:33My hat's on.
08:34You have put the clues together, Danny Murphy.
08:38That is making a lot of sense to me.
08:39You know what I mean?
08:40Because it's how I feel
08:42all the ducks are around.
08:42Oh my God, absolutely.
08:43I 100% believe this theory.
08:45That's crazy.
08:46And it breaks my heart for Rula.
08:47I feel bad for Rula.
08:49I really do feel bad.
08:49I mean, just, you know,
08:52from what I see,
08:54I don't feel as though
08:55this marriage will last much longer.
08:57And that actually makes me
08:59so happy for Rula.
09:00It does make me happy for Rula.
09:01Because she deserves a happier life.
09:04The moon and the stars.
09:04The moon and the stars, yes.
09:05She deserves so much better
09:06than what she's getting at home with...
09:08Brian?
09:09Brian?
09:09Yes, Brian.
09:10I only know that name now
09:11because Brian doesn't look like
09:13he goes to the gym.
09:13Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?
09:16Yes, he does.
09:17Oh my God, I know that.
09:17Joellen!
09:18That line will never leave me.
09:20That was so shady, Joellen.
09:22Joellen, I mean,
09:23we know everyone on the internet
09:24is thursing up with your man.
09:26Brian looks like he works out though.
09:27Brian looks like he goes to the gym
09:29several times a week.
09:30But your man, Joellen,
09:32looks like he's in the gym
09:33every minute of the day.
09:35That shirtless sauna moment.
09:37It was a sauna, right?
09:37What were they even doing?
09:38I don't know.
09:38Yeah, I got hot about it.
09:39That's why I think it's a sauna.
09:40I don't even know why
09:41they were in a sauna.
09:42What the scene was about,
09:43all I could see
09:44was Joellen's hot shirtless husband
09:46looking so damn good.
09:48The gays are going nuts
09:49over him on social media.
09:51And I hope you know Joellen.
09:52That is the highest praise.
09:54Oh, yes.
09:54I know.
09:55If a gay man is thursing
09:56over your husband,
09:56he's hot.
09:57We needed a new beefy boy.
09:58Yes.
09:59Oh, so beefy.
10:00He's so hot.
10:01What's his name?
10:02I'm not sure.
10:04Joellen's husband is...
10:04I want to say Frank,
10:05but I'm just guessing.
10:06Might be Frank.
10:07We're not really sure.
10:09It's all Bill and Billy.
10:10Bill.
10:11I love Bill.
10:12Kelsey's Bill.
10:12Kelsey's Bill.
10:13Oh my God.
10:14And also, I mean,
10:15look, Alicia's Billy.
10:16The whole engagement
10:17kind of thing,
10:18prenup situation.
10:20I don't know how to feel
10:21about that,
10:21but he seems like a nice guy.
10:23He seems like a nice guy.
10:24Aside from that.
10:25And I do love Rosie's man Rick.
10:26I love all the man on this.
10:27Wait, I think Rosie's man Rick
10:28is like so fun.
10:29I have a crush on him.
10:30They have such a cute dynamic
10:30and such a fun relationship.
10:32They just seem like
10:33they're best friends.
10:34Yes.
10:35And I always go back
10:36to thinking of when
10:36they had their anniversary dinner
10:37and she's like,
10:38we just get to do this every day.
10:39Like, that's so sweet.
10:41I did scream at one of her gays
10:42on the boat saying,
10:43where's the Jared one?
10:45And she was like,
10:46Ashley, I.
10:47Oh, Ashley, I.
10:48Because, oh, her man, Jared.
10:49He is hot.
10:50And that's a man
10:51that gay men thirst over as well.
10:53I think the Rhode Island,
10:54it's across the board.
10:55They're all getting thirsted over.
10:56Everyone's very attractive.
10:57Wait, but circling back
10:58to Kelsey and Rosie
10:59bringing us fun, light drama.
11:01Drama, it seems like
11:03they're also going to be
11:04fighting over if Rosie's lying
11:05about the square footage
11:06of her house.
11:07I live for that.
11:08I mean, again,
11:10low stakes drama
11:11that just really,
11:12I mean, it just,
11:13it energizes us.
11:14But it seems
11:15they do take it
11:16a little higher stakes
11:17because the trailer
11:18for next week,
11:19I believe Kelsey's
11:20bringing up what she brought up
11:22in the confessional
11:22about Rosie,
11:24about affairs
11:25and why she really
11:26left her job.
11:27Uh-oh.
11:27Because Kelsey alleged
11:28it was an affair
11:29with a higher up.
11:30And Rosie on Instagram
11:31is saying,
11:33I would have HR
11:34to,
11:36that would be reported.
11:37And she's excited
11:37to clear things up
11:38at the reunion.
11:39Yeah, but Rose,
11:40we might need it
11:41post-haste.
11:42Yeah, right, yes.
11:43Come here and tell us.
11:44Please, please,
11:45come here, Rosie.
11:46I cannot wait for Rosie
11:47to come to the
11:47virtual reality studio.
11:48That's going to be a,
11:50that's going to be a party.
11:51It is going to be
11:51such a party.
11:52I love her so much.
11:53I love you, Rosie.
11:54We love you, Rosie.
11:56Everything's Just Coming Up Roses.
11:59Everything's Coming Up Roses.
12:02That was beautiful.
12:03Was that original?
12:04Well, it is from Gypsy.
12:05Oh, okay.
12:07Well, Rose.
12:08Oh, gotcha, okay.
12:08Everything's Coming Up Roses.
12:09I love that.
12:10I feel like she would
12:10appreciate that.
12:11She would.
12:12It's not on Disney Channel.
12:12When is she going to be
12:13on Broadway, Rosie?
12:15She's probably asking
12:15the same damn question.
12:16We're going to make that happen.
12:17We're going to make that happen.
12:18Rosie starring in Gypsy.
12:20They're bringing it back for more.
12:22Rosie on Gypsy.
12:23And then Rick can be in it too
12:24because he sings.
12:24Oh, that's right.
12:25Oh, they should do Jersey Boys.
12:26Wait, actually, I don't know
12:27because obviously we know
12:28Rick, he loves to sing.
12:29He loves to sing
12:30Frank Sinatra songs.
12:32Can Rosie sing?
12:33Rosie, let us know.
12:34Can you sing?
12:35I feel like you can.
12:36I feel she can.
12:37I feel like she can.
12:37She might even be a rock star.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Because she loves her Hannah Montana.
12:41Oh, yeah, she does.
12:42Okay.
12:43But we love the Rhode Island ladies.
12:44Yes, we do.
12:45From their highs and their lows,
12:46we're sending love to everybody.
12:47Rula.
12:48Rula.
12:48Especially you, girl.
12:49Yes.
12:50Girl.
12:51Things are going to get better
12:52because it can't get any worse.
12:55What Liz said about
12:56the Summer House drama
12:57at the premiere,
12:58it's always darkest
12:58before the storm.
12:59Oh, no, this too shall pass.
13:00This too shall pass.
13:01And Rula, this too shall pass.
13:02It will.
13:03We promise.
13:04We promise.
13:05Until next week.
13:05We hope so.
13:06Yeah, God willing.
13:07Thank you, Alan.
13:07Amen.
13:07Thank you, Alan.
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