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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell him no.
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:29Okay.
07:29Okay.
07:29Okay.
07:49Um...
07:56Okay.
07:58Yes, sir. Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He's still not out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure it won't be long.
08:07Very good.
08:08I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10He's got perimeter for another hour, Canadian.
08:29Here we go.
09:03Mr. President?
09:06Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m. Just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:42Mr. President, I am coming in.
09:48Mr. President, I am coming in.
09:49Mr. President?
09:49Mr. President!
09:50Mr. President, I'm in place of life.
09:59well have a seat i assume uh you know why you're here um i have a sense sir can i
10:10get you water
10:11soda anything i'm fine sir you want any booze we got it all no thank you yeah that was a
10:21test
10:22yes you passed yes sir can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job you know of course
10:32well i'm gonna have a drink a little hair of the dog don't worry this is not an everyday thing
10:39we had quite a night last night congratulations sir yeah the other guy literally had the iq of a
10:47golden doodle an incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle i wouldn't say that's exactly my one
10:52shining moment it's a college basketball reference one shining moment it's a song they play at the end
11:01of the tournament yes all right cards on the table i beat a golden doodle so it looks like i
11:11got the
11:11gig for another four years until i get to retire somewhere beautiful and lie on a pool float the
11:17rest of my days now keep in mind i'll be an ex-president in just my early 50s so i'm
11:22gonna
11:22find the biggest mansion i can i'm gonna fill it with the best booze and the best art available and
11:27i'm gonna spend four to five decades on that pool float unless of course somebody shoots me first
11:34i'm looking for someone to make sure i don't get shot so i can make it to that pool float
11:39you follow
11:40i follow you got any questions for me no sir
11:51jesus christ this is like the worst first date i've ever had come on ask me a question will you
12:00why the change sir i know agent monroe he's as good as it gets he's a bore and he's old
12:07if my lead
12:08agent isn't gonna be fun to be around i'd like to at least know he can lift heavy stuff
12:16look i'm looking for someone to be by my side for the next four years and potentially into my pool
12:21float
12:21years as you know they let us keep light protection even after we leave the big house
12:26they gave me a list and a batch of names i looked at that list and batch of names
12:31i asked to meet with you
12:36why sir why did you ask to meet with me that's a great question agent collins i'm so happy you
12:41asked
12:43i i promise this is not a regular thing well in answer to the question that
12:50you didn't ask i hear you're the best of the best i feel pretty confident you can lift heavy stuff
12:58and it doesn't hurt that you're black
13:01i'm supposed to be a southern progressive but i got a bunch of white guys surrounding me everywhere i go
13:06so i'm here because i'm black you're here because you're good
13:11and the other guy was boring and old it just doesn't hurt that you're black
13:18does my directness bother you no sir but
13:25no sir
13:27there was a but
13:30i just wonder if having a black man guarding you is really the progressive visual you think it is
13:35that's a fair point well my secretary of state and my secretary of defense are also black
13:43but they don't stand next to me when i kiss babies so
13:50agent collins
13:52i went from being one of the richest men in the world
13:55to a one-term now two-term president almost overnight i drink whiskey in the middle of the oval office
14:01and i'm up front about telling a potential new lead agent that part of the reason he's appealing to
14:05me is the color of his skin i did not get here by doing things by the book i couldn't
14:10tell you who
14:11the eighth vice president of the united states was and i'm not really sure where syria is on a map
14:17but people seem to like me and leaders of other countries seem to trust me
14:24the world is 19 times more fucked than anyone realizes
14:31and if someone's going to sit in that chair and do the unthinkable i consider myself a reasonable
14:35and decent human being who will try to do the right thing
14:40hopefully that's someone you wouldn't mind taking a bullet for if this thing goes your way
14:48yes sir
14:53okie dokie thank you for coming in we will be in touch
15:06southwestern asia sir sorry syria it's in southwest asia on the eastern coast of the mediterranean sea
15:15no shit huh and the eighth vice president martin van buren obviously i knew that
15:25it's a test you know like with a whiskey of course
15:29marcia could you inform the cabinet that syria is not in canada you've been getting it wrong this whole
15:34time i'm the funniest president yeah
15:47so
15:54I don't know.
16:21I don't know.
16:58I don't know.
16:58I'll get up there, boss.
17:02Yeah, no.
17:04Hang on, I need a second.
17:08sir
17:11jane i need you to lock down and sweep the residence no one in no one out what's going on
17:17just give me a minute
17:24jane who's in the bay right now garcia okay good sir if we're locking down shouldn't i be
17:30alerting robinson no not yet jane i need you to quietly lock this place down for the next
17:3730 minutes without asking any more questions only person allowed upstairs is billy billy's
17:44not here remember he will be copy that you're freaking me out a little bit boss copy that
17:51all right 30 minutes
17:58jane colin yes sir been enjoying your first week with us so far yes sir thank you okay
18:06okay that's good to hear that's very good to hear you're married right yes sir i noticed
18:17the ring you got kids yes sir a girl named presley and a boy named james presley my wife's
18:29from memphis couldn't be stopped you gonna have any more no sir i'd love to but no sir
18:47well i'm relatively confident that the first lady voted for the other guy last week
18:55if true i imagine that's the first time in history that a sitting first lady voted against
19:01her own husband yeah not the biggest fan of mine at least my wife
19:15you don't approve those things will kill you yeah well
19:23i can't get in line she will take the kid and leave me a second i'm out of office
19:36how come your wife doesn't want more kids huh for the first two lemons you a shit father what's
19:43the deal come on man i'm sad i'm tipsy i could use a story
19:53it's not much of a story sir um my wife terry she's a scientist we met when i was at
20:01the academy
20:01and she wants to focus on her career now she's starting a new project in atlantan she'll have
20:07to travel so we're stopping at two they keep us plenty busy as is
20:19hey no thank you he passes again
20:27well i'll save you for what it's worth you're probably better off not having any more kids
20:35smart move right now
20:39definitely a very very smart move
20:46not sure i understand sir that'll be all agent collins
20:51yes sir
20:52yes sir
20:52yes sir
21:23i need you back at the residence now
21:26x i'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment
21:29billy christian laidner
21:33i gotta stop thirty minutes before jane has to call it in but when she does
21:38robinson won't let me within a mile of this place
21:41it's bad billy it's really bad and i need you here five minutes ago
21:45copy you i'm on my way
21:47billy you step into this thing with me you could be entering the world of hurt
21:50promise
21:51five minutes ago
21:53move
21:54house all clear
21:55all non-essentials are out
21:56study guest house
21:57secured
21:58i need five with garcia
22:06mike
22:07hey what's good boss jane says we're on lockdown it's not a lockdown what's the deal
22:11i need you to take me through yesterday's log
22:14oh yeah
22:15oh yeah sure thing give me a sec
22:19by the way i don't know what you heard but i didn't make soup
22:21i made pozole my stuff's legit
22:24billy has a stomach like a 14 year old amish girl that's it
22:27hey mike i need you to focus
22:30okay we're up
22:31take me through wildcats day anything regular
22:35abnormally early wake up and workout
22:37long workout actually
22:38then he got out of his bathroom for the first time in a week
22:41spent the morning making pasta for his son for dinner
22:44made the pasta by hand by the way
22:48had coffee with sinatra in the afternoon back patio
22:54you were the agent on duty you know all this
22:57what
22:59say it to my face
23:01i wanna see what it looks like when you have balls
23:04sir
23:06it's fine
23:09we're fine
23:16and that's it anyone out of the ordinary on the premises
23:21nope gardeners us the usual
23:24kid bailed on him for dinner stayed home with his mom
23:27poor guy had his scarf down dinner for two by himself
23:31oh but on the bride's side
23:33you know who made her daily happy hour appearance
23:37maybe rewind that for me
23:38mm-hmm
23:43freeze it
23:45a little bigger
23:49a little more
23:53okay
23:56she left and he took two long pours downstairs for drinks with the old man
24:01daddy warbucks returned to the guest house at 9 30
24:05and our hero took a third long pour up to bed
24:08door will see lieutenant 4
24:10last person to see him was
24:27you guys shot the shit there for a while huh
24:32that dude has said four words to me since i got down here
24:36well i guess you earned it
24:42mr president
24:42mr president
24:43mr president
24:45mr president
24:45ladies and gentlemen thank you for your patience betsy i know you missed me why don't you kick us off
24:49regarding yesterday's explosive new york times report about recent revelations in colorado
24:54i have no comment on that
24:55due respect but isn't some comment required sir there's wild speculation about what people are seeing there and protests are
25:01already forming across the country
25:03yes and i'm sure the internet's doing a fine job at feeding that fire without any fueling fire
25:07and what i would like to speak about
25:10is
25:12one month since my reelection
25:14and now i have 40
25:15is
25:19that's the data
25:23is
25:23this
25:25is
25:26Wolverine!
25:42Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit? No, I'm fine.
25:46No, get hit. Let me see.
25:48No, hey, I'm fine. Look at me.
25:51It's you. It's your blood.
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01Agent Collins.
26:02Agent Collins. You're not here?
26:03Agent Collins! No, you're not here.
26:22Sir, take it easy.
26:27Sir.
26:30Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy.
26:32You just got a... Hey, you just got a surgery.
26:35Sir.
26:35Your wife's on the way. Had trouble reaching her.
26:38Are you all right?
26:39I'm fine.
26:42You tackle like a high school sophomore, by the way.
26:46Oh, I'll admit, when I saw all that blood, I thought I'd been Christian Leitner'd.
26:54Oh, don't do this to me. Christian Leitner'd Duke.
26:57Hmm.
26:57Man, he made the most famous college basketball shot of all time against us in the tournament.
27:01Single-handedly killed me and every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day.
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Leitner'd.
27:12But then, uh...
27:17That was a hell of a blocked shot, Agent Collins.
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know.
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors?
27:40Well, well, well, look at you.
27:44Good for you, Xavier. You're kind of funny when you're wounded.
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me. I had a shot you weeks ago.
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls.
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way.
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over, but, uh...
28:12They tell me you'll make a full recovery.
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:17Some asshole with a 3-D printer.
28:19But we got him.
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my physical.
28:23No, no, no. Take a few weeks. Paid leave.
28:26It's not necessary, sir.
28:27That's in order.
28:27Don't mean to do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day.
28:33A little, um...
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back.
28:39About the future.
28:41Yes, sir. Of course.
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient.
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame.
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
28:59No, no, no, no.
29:03No, no, no.
29:06It's a matter of fact that I love working,
29:06and I don't want to quit anyway.
29:06It's just gonna work.
29:08It's just gonna take a while.
29:09If it's gonna be great.
29:09No, no.
29:13Isn't it?
29:16You got to call this in, man?
29:18I'm not going to help.
29:20You know what?
29:20No, no, no, no.
29:20The ground's not supposed to work.
29:21I'm not going to have to go.
29:22Holy fuck.
29:25Hey.
29:25So you got to call this in, man.
29:35safe was empty it's gone no gone someone had to know a lot someone had to have a lot of
29:43access
29:45in a few minutes i have to tell jane to call this in and we lose control of the whole
29:48scene hey
29:49i need you to walk the entire property right now balcony doors open you saw the blood check
29:54the yard below no photos no notes mental snapshots of everything it's the little things little things
30:01gonna matter here billy copy copy go acy go yeah
30:23i got something sir on my way
30:53billy what the hell is going on hold on
30:58billy
31:27hey
31:30hey what's going on this is a real lockdown
31:33beats me nobody tells me shit
31:37all right let's go jane might know something
31:47what do you got check it out
31:52you chat with the president until just after 10 p.m bedroom door closes at 10 4
31:56you secure the downstairs and are relieved by billy at 10 32
32:01night of top-notch billy pace security ensues
32:08yeah the problem is my food not that he eats like a filthy animal like
32:12yeah
32:14anyway billy does his rounds but mainly
32:22jesus so it even took an hour and a half power nap look at him dead to the world this
32:27is what you
32:27wanted to show me hang on check out the large glass picture frame behind him see the reflection
32:32from the tv yeah you can see movement from the screen but watch now it freezes if someone paused the
32:39tv
32:39but he didn't pause the tv so i checked the other cameras and that's when i realized that from 10
32:4542 until 12 13
32:47all security cameras were offline frozen on the last image
32:50no one noticed because no one else was in the house except billy and he was dead to the world
32:54on that couch
32:55exactly at 12 13 cameras come back online see that mm-hmm a minute later billy wakes up
33:02an hour later i show up for my shift with fresh coffee
33:05but for all we know anyone could have entered or exited during that window
33:08yeah and no one in control would have noticed especially if they were a little young
33:13and a little inexperienced
33:16who was in there last night at that time
33:19jane
33:24hey i'm serious what the fuck is going on leave it be for a second please but jane you need
33:29to be
33:29really calm right now everything's gonna be looked at from here on out i need you to trust me
33:41okay okay okay jane
33:49we're officially under lockdown call it in wildcat is down it's a code red
33:59call it in jane
34:01our people only now yes sir
34:10i'm calling you
34:26who is it is a king
34:35please stop stopping me from getting into the house i get to know what's going on with my
34:55is it cal
35:02is it cal let me in god damn it sam
35:05site secure man was going to start interviews yes please let me know whatever you find out
35:11where is he cal
35:15where is my son
35:16hey why don't we go in the other room
35:19let's go in the other room
35:20well i want you to come with me
35:21let's go in the other room
35:40it counts yes sir
35:44okay
35:55As we said before, Agent Collins,
35:57this line of questioning is merely a formality,
35:59given you were the last one to see him alive.
36:02And again, for the record,
36:03you noticed nothing unusual when he turned in last night?
36:09No.
36:10Just another night.
36:15Did you speak to him?
36:18I was wondering where you were, Agent Robinson.
36:22Oh, I'm right here, Agent Collins.
36:30What did you speak to him about last night?
36:42So concludes another day in paradise.
36:45Hey.
36:47It's another day
36:49for you and me
36:51in paradise.
36:53Oh, I'm feeling that.
36:55Hang on.
36:56Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
36:59It's another day
37:01for you and me.
37:04Listening party?
37:05Will that be all?
37:07You're lost.
37:10Boo.
37:16Think about it.
37:19Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
37:23Oh!
37:25See you twice.
37:28It's a smiley and you and me, pal.
37:35Ooh, a little light bedtime reading.
37:40Got the news of the world right here.
37:43Step right up.
37:44Step right up.
37:45Come and get it.
37:45The news of the world.
37:53Have a drink with me, Xavier.
37:55Christ.
37:57We don't talk anymore.
37:59No, thank you.
38:01Sir.
38:04I...
38:05I can't remember exactly when
38:07it was when you stopped calling me, sir.
38:09Do you?
38:13Oh, for Christ's sake, speak your mind.
38:16You don't want me to speak my mind.
38:19Sir.
38:26Oh!
38:28Speak twice.
38:32Well, then...
38:35I don't know what else there is to say.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
38:51Hey, look.
38:52Hey.
38:53You're not wrong, Xavier.
38:55What's in here will definitely kill me.
39:00That'll be all, Agent Collins.
39:16Will you ever be able to forgive me
39:17for what happened?
39:21Bring him in.
39:35Agent Collins, welcome back.
39:38Don't speak
39:39if you don't have to.
39:41Have a seat.
39:49Agent Collins, you're about to be entrusted
39:51with top-secret national security information.
39:53The president has cleared you
39:54at the highest level.
39:56Should you wish to proceed,
39:57you will be one of the few hundred people
39:59in the world
39:59privy to this information
40:00at this stage.
40:02Agent Collins,
40:03do you wish to proceed?
40:08The president tells me
40:09you have children?
40:11Yes, ma'am.
40:12That's correct.
40:14You're gonna want to hear this.
40:22Okay.
40:25The tablet within this box
40:26contains all information and data
40:28related to a highly classified project.
40:30It's a fancy way of saying
40:32that's the most important box
40:33in the world.
40:36I assume you're aware
40:37of what's going on in Colorado.
40:41will I ever be able
40:42to forgive you
40:43for what happened?
41:03our kids' names were a big deal
41:05to my wife.
41:08Presley was pretty much
41:09set in stone from Gove
41:11but for our second kid,
41:12our son.
41:15Every night of that pregnancy,
41:17she would try out
41:17a different name.
41:20And then one day,
41:23she was about eight months pregnant,
41:24could hardly walk anymore.
41:26We were in this bookstore together
41:28and she saw it.
41:32James and the Giant Peach.
41:44And that was it.
41:46She had found our boy's name.
41:51She read the book to her belly
41:53every night for the rest
41:54of her pregnancy.
41:56She became obsessed
41:57with that damn book.
41:59And then...
42:03you know,
42:04after she...
42:08Well, I guess
42:09I became obsessed
42:09with it too.
42:15Yeah,
42:16I'm pretty much
42:17an expert
42:18on James and the Giant Peach
42:20right now.
42:21It was written
42:22by Roald Dahl.
42:23And originally,
42:24it wasn't going to be
42:26about a peach.
42:28It was going to be
42:29about a cherry.
42:30But Dahl changed it
42:32because he thought
42:33that peaches
42:35were squishier.
42:39Strange, isn't it?
42:40A book could have been called
42:41James and the Giant Cherry.
42:51Sometimes I lie in bed
42:52staring at the ceiling
42:54wondering if my wife
42:55would have wanted
42:56to name our son James
42:57if the book were
42:58about a giant cherry
42:59and not a giant peach.
43:04But I'll never know.
43:09Obviously,
43:09I can't ask her.
43:16I know.
43:17Stop.
43:23You want to know
43:24if I'll forgive you.
43:27I'll forgive you
43:28when I can sleep again.
43:32And I'll sleep again
43:33when you're dead.
43:37She calls out
43:38to the man
43:40on the street
43:42Sir,
43:44can you help me?
43:47It's cold
43:48and I've nowhere
43:49to sleep
43:51Is there somewhere
43:53you can tell me?
43:59He walks on
44:01doesn't look back
44:03He pretends
44:05he can't hear her
44:07Starts to whistle
44:10as he crosses
44:12the stream
44:13Seems embarrassed
44:16to be there
44:17Oh,
44:20think twice
44:22Cause it's another day
44:25For you
44:25You and me
44:26In paradise
44:27Oh,
44:30think twice
44:31Cause it's another day
44:34for you
44:35You and me
44:37In paradise
44:38Nice
44:39Nice
45:18We cannot divulge specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive catastrophe that
45:25could cause an extinction level event for humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado. When completed, it may be our only chance, the
45:37world's largest underground city.
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