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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell him no.
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:29Okay.
07:29You're going to go.
07:30Yeah.
07:54You're here.
07:57You're right.
07:58Yes, sir. Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He's still got out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure, it won't be long.
08:07Very good.
08:08I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10We've got perimeter for another hour.
08:29We're off.
09:03Mr. President?
09:06Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m.
09:08Just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:29Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:47Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:48Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:57on the floor well have a seat i assume you know why you're here um i have a sense sir
10:10can i get
10:11you water soda anything i'm fine sir you want any booze we got it all no thank you yeah that
10:21was a
10:21test yes you passed yes sir can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job you know of
10:29course well i'm gonna have a drink a little hair of the dog don't worry this is not an everyday
10:37thing
10:39he had quite a night last night congratulations sir yeah yeah the other guy literally had the
10:46iq of a golden doodle an incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle i wouldn't say that's exactly
10:52my one shining moment it's a college basketball reference one shining moment it's a song they
11:01play at the end of the tournament yes all right cards on the table i beat a golden doodle so
11:10it
11:10looks like i got the gig for another four years until i get to retire somewhere beautiful
11:15and lie on a pool float the rest of my days now keep in mind i'll be an ex-president
11:20in just my early 50s so i'm gonna find the biggest mansion i can and i'm gonna fill it with
11:25the best
11:25booze and the best art available and i'm gonna spend four to five decades on that pool float unless of
11:31course somebody shoots me first i'm looking for someone to make sure i don't get shot so i can make
11:38it to that pool float you follow i follow you got any questions for me no sir
11:51jesus christ this is like the worst first date i've ever had come on ask me a question will you
12:00why the change sir i know agent munro he's as good as it gets he's a bore and he's old
12:07if my lead
12:08agent isn't gonna be fun to be around i'd like to at least know he can lift heavy stuff
12:16look i'm looking for someone to be by my side for the next four years and potentially into my pool
12:21flow years as you know they let us keep light protection even after we leave the big house
12:26they gave me a list and a batch of names i looked at that list and batch of names
12:31i asked to meet with you
12:36why sir why did you ask to meet with me that's a great question agent collins i'm so happy you
12:41asked
12:43i i promise this is not a regular thing well in answer to the question that
12:50you didn't ask i hear you're the best of the best i feel pretty confident you can lift heavy stuff
12:58and it doesn't hurt that you're black i'm supposed to be a southern progressive but i got a bunch of
13:03white guys surrounding me everywhere i go so i'm here because i'm black you're here because you're good
13:11and the other guy was boring and old it just doesn't hurt that you're black
13:18does my directness bother you no sir but
13:25no sir
13:27there was a but i just wonder if having a black man guarding you is really the progressive visual
13:34you think it is that's a fair point well my secretary of state and my secretary of defense are also
13:42black
13:43but they don't stand next to me when i kiss babies so
13:50agent collins
13:52i went from being one of the richest men in the world to a one-term now two-term president
13:57almost
13:57overnight i drink whiskey in the middle of the oval office and i'm up front about telling a potential
14:03new lead agent that part of the reason he's appealing to me is the color of his skin
14:06and i did not get here by doing things by the book i couldn't tell you who the eighth vice
14:11president
14:12of the united states was and i'm not really sure where syria is on a map
14:17but people seem to like me and leaders of other countries seem to trust me
14:24the world is 19 times more fucked than anyone realizes
14:31and if someone's going to sit in that chair and do the unthinkable i consider myself a reasonable
14:35and decent human being who will try to do the right thing
14:40hopefully that's someone you wouldn't mind taking a bullet for if this thing goes your way
14:48yes sir
14:53okie dokie thank you for coming in we will be in touch
15:06southwestern asia sir sorry syria it's in southwest asia on the eastern coast of the mediterranean sea
15:15no shit huh and the eighth vice president martin van buren obviously i knew that
15:25it's a test you know like with a whiskey of course
15:29marcia could you inform the cabinet that syria is not in canada you've been getting it wrong this whole
15:34time i'm the funniest president yeah
15:49so
15:54uh
16:18I don't know.
16:25I don't know.
16:58I'll get up there, boss.
17:02Yeah, no.
17:03Hang on.
17:04I need a second.
17:08Sir?
17:11Jane, I need you to lock down and sweep the residence.
17:15No one in, no one out.
17:17What's going on?
17:17Just give me a minute.
17:24Jane, who's in the bay right now?
17:26Garcia.
17:27Garcia, okay, good.
17:29Sir, if we're locking down, shouldn't I be alerting Robinson?
17:31No, not yet.
17:33But protocol says...
17:33Jane, I need you to quietly lock this place down for the next 30 minutes without asking any more questions.
17:40Only person allowed upstairs is Billy.
17:44Billy's not here, remember?
17:46He will be.
17:47Copy that.
17:49You're freaking me out a little bit, boss.
17:51Copy that.
17:5230 minutes.
17:58Hayden Collins.
17:59Yes, sir.
18:01Enjoying your first week with us so far?
18:03Yes, sir.
18:06Okay, okay.
18:07That's good to hear.
18:09That's very good to hear.
18:14You're married, right?
18:16Yes, sir.
18:17I noticed a ring.
18:20You got kids?
18:22Yes, sir.
18:23A girl named Presley and a boy named James.
18:27Presley?
18:28My wife's from Memphis.
18:30Couldn't be stopped.
18:34You're going to have any more?
18:36No, sir.
18:38I'd love to, but...
18:41No, sir.
18:47Well, I'm relatively confident...
18:50That the First Lady voted for the other guy last week.
18:55If true, I imagine that's the first time in history that a sitting First Lady voted for him.
19:01Against her own husband.
19:04Yeah.
19:07Not the biggest fan of mine, at least.
19:09My wife.
19:15You don't approve?
19:17Those things will kill you.
19:18Yeah, well...
19:23I can get in line.
19:26She will take the kid...
19:30And leave me the second I'm out of office.
19:36How come your wife doesn't want more kids, huh?
19:39For the first two lemons?
19:42You a shit father?
19:43What's the deal?
19:46Come on, man.
19:47I'm sad.
19:47I'm tipsy.
19:48I could use a story.
19:53That's not much of a story, sir.
19:55Um, my wife, Terry, she's a scientist.
20:00We met when I was at the Academy, and she wants to focus on her career now.
20:05She's starting a new project in Atlanta, and she'll have to travel, so...
20:10We're stopping at two.
20:12They keep us plenty busy, as is.
20:17Hey.
20:19No, thank you.
20:22He passes again.
20:27Well, I'll save you for what it's worth.
20:29You're probably better off not having any more kids.
20:35Smart move right now.
20:40Definitely a very...
20:42Very smart move.
20:46Not sure I understand, sir.
20:48That'll be all, Agent Collins.
20:51Yes, sir.
21:23I need you back at the residence now.
21:26X, I'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment.
21:29Billy.
21:30Christian Laidner.
21:34I've got to stop 30 minutes before Jane has to call it in, but when she does,
21:38Robinson won't let me within a mile of this place.
21:41It's bad, Billy.
21:43It's really bad, and I need you here five minutes ago.
21:46Copy you.
21:46I'm on my way.
21:47Billy, if you step into this thing with me, you could be entering a world of hurt.
21:50Promise.
21:51Five minutes ago.
21:53Move.
21:54House all clear.
21:55All non-essentials are out.
21:56Study?
21:57Guest house?
21:57Secured.
21:58Sir.
21:58I need five of the guts here.
22:06Mike.
22:07Ooh.
22:08Hey, what's good, boss?
22:09Jane says we're on lockdown.
22:10It's not lockdown.
22:11What's the deal?
22:11I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:15Sure thing.
22:16Give me a sec.
22:19By the way, I don't know what you heard, but I didn't make soup.
22:21I made pozole.
22:22My stuff's legit.
22:24Billy has a stomach like a 14-year-old Amish girl.
22:27That's his part.
22:27Hey, Mike.
22:27I need you to focus.
22:29Okay.
22:30We're up.
22:31Take me through Wildcats Day.
22:32Anything regular?
22:35Abnormally early wake-up and work-out.
22:36Well, long work-out, actually.
22:39Then, he got out of his bathrobe for the first time in a week.
22:42Spent the morning making pasta for his son for dinner.
22:45Made the pasta by hand, by the way.
22:48Had coffee with Sinatra in the afternoon, back patio.
22:54You were the agent on duty.
22:55You know all this.
22:58What?
22:59Say it to my face.
23:01I want to see what it looks like when you have balls.
23:04Sir.
23:06It's fine.
23:09We're fine.
23:16And that's it?
23:18Anyone out of the ordinary on the premises?
23:20Nope.
23:22Gardner's, us, the usual.
23:24Kid bailed on him for dinner, stayed home with his mom.
23:28Poor guy had his scarf down dinner for two by himself.
23:31Oh, but on the bride's side, you-know-who made her daily happy hour appearance.
23:37Wait, rewind that for me.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:43Freeze it.
23:45A little bigger.
23:48A little more.
23:53Okay.
23:56She left, and he took two long pours downstairs for drinks with the old man.
24:02Daddy Warbucks returned to the guest house at 9.30, and our hero took a third long pour up to
24:08bed.
24:09Door was sealed at 10.04.
24:11Last person to see him was...
24:27You guys shot the shit there for a while, huh?
24:32That dude has said four words to me since I got down here.
24:36Well, I guess you earned it.
24:42Mr. President!
24:42Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:45Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience, Betsy.
24:47I know you've missed me.
24:48Why don't you kick us off?
24:49Regarding yesterday's explosive New York Times report about recent revelations in Colorado...
24:54I have no comment on that.
24:55Do respect, but isn't some comment required, sir?
24:58There's wild speculation about what people are seeing there, and protests are already forming across the country.
25:03Yes, and I'm sure the Internet's doing a fine job at feeding that fire without any fueling fire.
25:08Now, what I would like to speak about...
25:12One month since my re-election...
25:15...now I have 40...
25:19...we've got to gather...
25:20...we've got to...
25:22...we've got to...
25:23...the market index is now up over...
25:24...15% of this...
25:26...we've got to...
25:26...we've got to...
25:27...we've got to...
25:29...the world deserves it!
25:31...the world deserves it!
25:33...no!
25:36...no!
25:36...no!
25:38...no!
25:40...no!
25:41...no!
25:41Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit?
25:45No, I'm fine.
25:46No, you're hit?
25:47Let me see.
25:48No, hey, I'm fine.
25:49Look at me.
25:50Hey!
25:51It's you.
25:52It's your blood.
25:53Huh?
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01You're not hit?
26:02Agent Collins!
26:02You're not hit?
26:03Agent Collins!
26:04No, you're not hit.
26:23Sir...
26:27Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:31Easy.
26:32You just got a...
26:33Hey, you just got a surgery.
26:35Sir?
26:35Your wife's on the way.
26:37I had trouble reaching her.
26:38Are you all right?
26:39I'm fine.
26:42You'd tackle like a high school sophomore, by the way.
26:46Or I'll admit...
26:49...when I saw all that blood, I thought I'd been Christian Leitner'd.
26:54Oh, don't do this to me.
26:55Christian Leitner'd Duke.
26:57Hmm?
26:57Man, he made the most famous college basketball shot of all time against us in the tournament.
27:01Single-handedly killed me and every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day.
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Leitner'd.
27:12But then, uh...
27:17That was a hell of a blocked shot.
27:19Agent Collins.
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know.
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors?
27:40Well, well, well, Alec, too.
27:44Good for you, Xavier.
27:46You're kind of funny when you're wounded.
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me.
27:49I had a shot you weeks ago.
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls.
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way.
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over, but, uh, they tell me you'll make a full recovery.
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:17Some asshole with a 3D printer.
28:19But we got him.
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my feathers.
28:23No.
28:23No, no, no, no.
28:24Take a few weeks.
28:25Paid leave.
28:26That's not necessary, sir.
28:27That's an order.
28:28Don't make me do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day.
28:32A little, um...
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back.
28:38About the future.
28:41Yes, sir.
28:42Of course.
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient.
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame.
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
29:22Holy fuck.
29:25Actually, you gotta call this in, man.
29:35Safe was empty.
29:36It's gone.
29:38No.
29:39Gone.
29:40Someone had to know a lot.
29:42Someone had to have a lot of access.
29:45In a few minutes, I have to tell Jane to call this in, then we lose control of the whole
29:48scene.
29:48Hey.
29:49I need you to walk the entire property right now.
29:52The balcony door is open.
29:53You saw the blood?
29:54Check the yard below.
29:56No photos.
29:57No notes.
29:58No snapshots of everything.
30:00It's the little things.
30:01Little things gonna matter here, Billy.
30:02Copy?
30:03Copy.
30:04Go.
30:05Exit.
30:06Go.
30:07Yeah.
30:07Okay.
30:22We're seeing it for Collins.
30:26Go ahead.
30:26I got something, sir.
30:29On my way.
30:31On my way.
30:59Billy.
31:15Come here.
31:21Nanny of course is here at New Orleans.
31:23Do our memories take place.
31:26I don't remember how we...
31:26Oh no.
31:27I'm late.
31:29Hey. Hey. What's going on? Is this a real lockdown?
31:33Meets me, nobody tells me shit.
31:37Alright, let's go. Jay might know something.
31:47What do you got?
31:48Check it out.
31:52You chat with the president until just after 10pm.
31:54The bedroom door closes at 10.04.
31:57You secure the downstairs and are relieved by Billy at 10.32.
32:01The night of top-notch, Billy pays security and suits.
32:08Yeah, the problem is my food, not that he eats like a filthy animal.
32:12Like, yeah.
32:14Anyway, Billy does his rounds, but mainly...
32:21Jesus.
32:22Dude, it even took an hour and a half power nap.
32:25Look at him. Dead to the world.
32:27This is what you wanted to show me.
32:28Hang on.
32:29Check out the large glass picture frame behind him.
32:32See the reflection from the TV?
32:33Yeah.
32:34You can see movement from the screen, but watch.
32:37Now, it freezes if someone paused the TV, but he didn't pause the TV.
32:42So I checked the other cameras, and that's when I realized that from 10.42 until 12.13, all security
32:47cameras were offline, frozen on the last image.
32:50No one noticed because...
32:52No one else was in the house except Billy, and he was dead to the world on that couch.
32:55Exactly.
32:55At 12.13, cameras come back online.
32:58See that?
32:59Mm-hmm.
32:59A minute later, Billy wakes up.
33:02An hour later, I show up for my shift with fresh coffee.
33:05But for all we know...
33:06Anyone could have entered or exited during that window.
33:09Yeah.
33:10And no one in control would have noticed.
33:11Especially if they were a little young, and a little inexperienced.
33:16Who was in there last night at that time?
33:19Jane.
33:23Hey.
33:24I'm serious.
33:25What the fuck is going on?
33:26Leave it be for a second, please.
33:28But...
33:28Jane, you need to be really calm right now.
33:32Everything's gonna be looked at from here on out.
33:36I need you to trust me.
33:38Okay?
33:41Okay.
33:44Jane.
33:49We're officially under lockdown.
33:51Call it in.
33:52Wildcat is down.
33:54It's a code red.
33:59Call it in, Jane.
34:01Our people only...
34:03now.
34:04Yes, sir.
34:10I'm calling you to code red.
34:13I don't know if you're in.
34:23I don't know if you're in.
34:25I don't know if you're in.
34:25What's happening?
34:26What's going on?
34:26What's going on?
34:27Who is it? Is it Kane?
34:35Please stop... stopping me from getting into the house.
34:37I get to know what's going on with my husband. Is it Cal?
34:54Sam? Is it Cal?
34:58No, no, no, no!
35:02Is it Cal? Let me in, goddammit, Sam!
35:05Site secure, ma'am. I was going to start interviews.
35:08Yes, please let me know whatever you find out.
35:11Where is he? Cal?
35:15Where is my son?
35:16Hey, why don't we go in the other room? Let's go in the other room.
35:20Well, I want to see Cal. Come with me.
35:21I have a wife.
35:32I have a wife.
35:39It counts?
35:42Yes, sir.
35:55As we said before, Agent Collins,
35:57this line of questioning is merely a formality,
36:00given you were the last one to see him alive.
36:02And again, for the record,
36:03you noticed nothing unusual when he turned in last night?
36:09No.
36:10Just another night.
36:15Did you speak to him?
36:18I was wondering where you were, Agent Robinson.
36:22Oh, I'm right here, Agent Collins.
36:30What did you speak to him about last night?
36:36Oh, wow.
36:41So it concludes another day in paradise.
36:45Hey, it's another day...
36:49for you and me...
36:52in paradise.
36:53Oh, I'm feeling that.
36:55Hang on.
36:56Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
36:59Another day...
37:02for you and me.
37:03listening party?
37:05Will that be all?
37:07You're lost.
37:10Boo.
37:16Do you think about it?
37:17Think about it?
37:23Oh!
37:25See twice.
37:29The smiley and you may pass.
37:36A little light bedtime reading.
37:40Got the news of the world right here.
37:43Step right up, step right up. Come and get it.
37:45The news of the world.
37:53Have a drink with me, Xavier. Christ.
37:57We don't talk anymore.
37:59No, thank you.
38:01Sir.
38:04I can't remember exactly when it was when you stopped calling me, sir.
38:09Do you?
38:14For Christ's sake, speak your mind.
38:16You don't want me to speak my mind.
38:18Sir.
38:26Oh!
38:28Speak twice.
38:32Well, then...
38:36I don't know what else there is to say.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
38:51Hey, look.
38:52Hey, you're not wrong, Xavier.
38:55What's in here will definitely kill me.
39:00That'll be all, Agent Collins.
39:01I don't know what else.
39:07Xavier.
39:16Will you ever be able to forgive me for what happened?
39:21Bring him in.
39:34Agent Collins, welcome back.
39:38Don't speak if you don't have to.
39:41Have a seat.
39:49Agent Collins, you're about to be entrusted with top secret national security information.
39:53The President has cleared you at the highest level.
39:56Should you wish to proceed, you will be one of the few hundred people in the world privy to this
40:00information at this stage.
40:02Agent Collins, do you wish to proceed?
40:08The President tells me you have children?
40:11Yes, ma'am.
40:12That's correct.
40:14You're gonna wanna hear this.
40:22Okay.
40:25The tablet within this box contains all information and data related to a highly classified project.
40:31It's a fancy way of saying that's the most important box in the world.
40:36I assume you're aware of what's going on in Colorado?
40:41Will I ever be able to forgive you for what happened?
41:03Our kids' names were a big deal to my wife.
41:08Presley was pretty much set in stone from go before our second kid, our son.
41:15Every night of that pregnancy, she would try out a different name.
41:20And then one day, she was about eight months pregnant, could hardly walk anymore.
41:26We were in this bookstore together and she saw it.
41:31James and the giant peach.
41:40James and the giant peach.
41:43And that was it.
41:45Is it.
41:58And then one morning she came across the street.
42:13She's about 70 years old.
42:15So remember, she was thema.
42:15Yeah, I'm pretty much an expert on James and the Giant Peach right now.
42:21It was written by Roald Dahl, and originally, it wasn't going to be about a peach.
42:27It was going to be about a cherry.
42:30But Dahl changed it because he thought that peaches were squishier.
42:38Strange, isn't it?
42:40The book could have been called James and the Giant Cherry.
42:51Sometimes I lie in bed staring at the ceiling,
42:54wondering if my wife would have wanted to name our son James
42:57if the book were about a giant cherry and not a giant peach.
43:05But I'll never know.
43:09Obviously, I can't ask her.
43:16I know.
43:17Stop.
43:23You want to know if I'll forgive you?
43:27I'll forgive you when I can sleep again.
43:32And I'll sleep again when you're dead.
43:37She calls out to the man on the street
43:42Sir, can you help me?
43:47It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep
43:52Is there somewhere you can tell me?
43:59He walks on, doesn't look back
44:03He pretends he can't hear her
44:09Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
44:13Seems embarrassed to be there
44:17Oh, think twice
44:22Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
44:27Oh, think twice
44:31Cause it's another day for you
44:35You and me in paradise
44:39Nice
44:39Yeah
44:39No
44:43And
45:06Nice
45:06Nice
45:06Nice
45:06Nice
45:06Nice
45:06Nice
45:18We cannot divulge specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive catastrophe that
45:25could cause an extinction level of entry humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado. When completed, it may be our only chance, the
45:37world's largest underground city.
46:04It may be our only chance.
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