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00:03Les, you're stuck in a bad dream.
00:06We both are.
00:08Les, wake up.
00:13Lindy, you're you.
00:16I'm me.
00:17Is it over?
00:18It is for me.
00:19What happened?
00:20I lost my Pulitzer.
00:22I was outed as a plagiarist by our daughter.
00:25She's so clever and bright.
00:29It loathes me, but not you.
00:31I'm sorry.
00:32I would be devastated if she loathed me.
00:35It's all right, really.
00:36I am a fraud.
00:37One book.
00:39I'm relieved.
00:40That was your prize.
00:42Now that I've solved the formula, I'm going to get mine.
00:44Oh, you're confused.
00:46You didn't solve anything.
00:47You're never going to get your prize.
00:49You're a fraud, too.
00:51I need you to respect me, Lindy.
00:52I can't be alone.
00:54You are alone.
00:55But you're here.
00:57Am I?
00:58Wake up!
01:05Lindy?
01:08I'm still here, Les.
01:11No, you're not.
01:13I'm dreaming.
01:15No.
01:17This is real.
01:19I'm right here.
01:24Babe!
01:30Where are you?
01:32Where are you?
01:34Where are you?
01:35Oh.
01:48Guild won't let you sleep.
01:50You're the one who should be feeling guilty!
01:52Me.
01:53Yes!
01:54Wait, shit.
01:56Dolores!
01:57I can't tell you this, I can't.
02:00We found you.
02:03You see us.
02:10Shit.
02:14Dr. Carmichael's back!
02:15Oh, fuck that bitch!
02:16Fuck you!
02:17Last time, he says red light reactor.
02:19You're in my head!
02:19You're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my head.
02:21You're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my head.
02:21Oh, oh, oh, oh no!
02:22Dr. Carmichael says we can't be afraid
02:24to expose our naked selves
02:25even if it makes us feel vulnerable and scared.
02:38We're going God mode.
02:42Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
02:45If you have no power!
02:46If you have no power!
02:47Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker,
02:49I will crush you.
02:52I touch what I want to touch!
02:54I exist without restraint!
02:56You live in darkness.
02:57Full fucking throttle.
03:00You will tremble to think of all the things I can do while you sleep.
03:05Sun's out!
03:06Bun's out!
03:07Oh.
03:12Fuck this!
03:13I'm checking into the courtyard Marriott!
03:15If you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
03:18You wouldn't!
03:19I would.
03:20I will gone girl myself.
03:22How are you going to explain your actions to the police?
03:24You monster!
03:25I'm your monster, Dr. Franken-fuck.
03:34My bad.
03:41Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
03:44Trust me.
03:47You're my prisoner now.
03:55Hello?
03:57Hello.
03:57Hi, Martin.
03:58Yes.
03:59Are you sleeping?
04:00Your eyes are open.
04:01No, I was resting.
04:02It's been a long, um, long life.
04:04Are you able to receive information?
04:06Because we've got a problem.
04:07What is a problem?
04:08The problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
04:13He was so impressed with your little party trick.
04:15So is Dr. Schuhausen.
04:16I'm going to get the Nobel Prize in Sweden.
04:19I'm the king.
04:20Listen, buddy.
04:22Unless you can figure out the formula.
04:24There is no Nobel.
04:25No, there is no lab.
04:27There is no you.
04:28There is no me.
04:29There is fraud.
04:31There is a lawsuit.
04:33There is maximum security prison.
04:37Hilton and Hilton's smug face.
04:39I can sleep in prison.
04:40Why are you like this?
04:42Lindy.
04:42Is this about the scandal?
04:44Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
04:46She is conflict.
04:47She is.
04:48Yeah.
04:48I need him.
04:49I need him.
04:49Take 20.
04:50Take 30.
04:51I'll make it fast.
04:52Because if you can't figure this out, we are dead.
04:56Dead.
04:57Dead.
04:57In the holy water.
05:07You've elected to try something new.
05:09You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
05:13Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
05:18bathing your loved ones.
05:19By channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
05:24You're in there somewhere.
05:28Oh, yeah.
05:28Oh, yes.
05:29It's there.
05:30Hello.
05:30Hi.
05:30Hi.
05:31I thought you hated me.
05:31I do.
05:32Turn on the Today Show.
05:33Oh, fuck.
05:34Why?
05:34What's this fucking nightmare?
05:35This is going to put both of us on the fucking ground.
05:37What the fuck now?
05:38Jackie.
05:39No.
05:39Jenna.
05:40No.
05:40I have to go.
05:41No, no, no.
05:43Any idea what she's going to say?
05:44Nope.
05:46Her move.
05:51Ugh.
05:56I know you hate me, but I hate me more.
05:58Get up.
05:59Let me die.
05:59I totally want to, but to Today Show, what the fuck now?
06:05Yeah?
06:06Jenna.
06:07Joining us today via satellite is the student, rumored to a Brit in the...
06:09Oh, fuck yeah!
06:11Jackie, welcome.
06:12What a whirlwind.
06:13Jenna, what an honor to be here.
06:15I mean, I'm so glad I love how you love books as much as I do.
06:20Jenna, let me begin by saying Professor Littlejohn is my hero.
06:23My Rainbow Stars of Black changed my life.
06:25It's as if she saw into my soul.
06:29Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
06:31Which is some bullshit!
06:33And I cannot believe that anything that's happening.
06:34Please, Jackie, help me, help me, Jackie.
06:35Professor Littlejohn is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
06:37She's a paragon of inspiration.
06:39To think that Professor Littlejohn would be capable of...
06:42Policarism is...
06:45is heartbreaking.
06:46I mean, being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
06:51Jesus.
06:51She's dead.
06:52Untitled On Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
06:55The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
06:58Professor Littlejohn, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are,
07:02I have no choice but to tell the truth.
07:05Huh?
07:08Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled On Purpose.
07:11Why, what?
07:12Yes, God, thank you!
07:14I'm merely a humble graduate student, honing...
07:17Oh, God.
07:19Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
07:21Well played, Hal.
07:23Well fucking played.
07:24A nice touch, I need some antenna, too.
07:26Keeps her folksy.
07:26I am no Professor Littlejohn.
07:28Teach me everything you know.
07:29It saddens me.
07:30She's lying!
07:32You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
07:36I am not lying!
07:38She is lying about the lying!
07:40Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
07:42Yeah, everybody hates me!
07:44The chicklet hashtaggers are strapping on their heels for battle.
07:46But they loved me yesterday.
07:55Richard, do I have thoughts today?
07:56Um, Richard's not here.
07:58Oh, yes, you're right, he's dead.
08:01No, I think he's just in Collinsville.
08:03Is that Shakespearean for heaven?
08:05It's a suburb.
08:06Oh, lovely.
08:09Bob, explain what I should implement.
08:12Um, you know I'm Bob.
08:16I'm Bob.
08:16There's something different about you.
08:18I'm Bob the New Explainer.
08:20Chill it.
08:20What's happening?
08:21Where's Bob Bob?
08:22Bob is not here.
08:23No explanation.
08:24What's going on?
08:25Um, he seems off.
08:27Les.
08:28Come.
08:34There's a new Bob.
08:35That's right.
08:35The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
08:37You did not do that.
08:37You know the protocol.
08:38Let's reset.
08:39Tell me what you see.
08:42Better yet, tell me what you don't see.
08:50Current.
08:52Follow the current.
08:55Continue the current.
09:04We need a curve.
09:06Uh, I don't know what kind of curve, but not a straight line.
09:11A curve.
09:14To infinity.
09:16The current stabilizes for three minutes.
09:18We'll have reached limitless stabilization.
09:23And the math?
09:25Dr. Littlejohn?
09:28Well, the equation.
09:30The curve.
09:32Um.
09:37We have 24 hours.
09:39You can do this.
09:40You need to sleep.
09:42You're welcome to stay at my place.
09:44In my guest room.
09:45The battery system.
09:46Repedic.
09:47Medium firm.
09:49I'm here for you, Les.
09:50I am wherever you need me to be.
09:52For work.
09:53Or anything.
09:55Other than work.
09:56To.
10:00I can't.
10:01My wife is expecting me.
10:03I see.
10:03I understand.
10:06Then go home.
10:07But do whatever you have to do.
10:09To rest.
10:10And think.
10:12Defend your mental space.
10:14Defend my mental space.
10:16Get creative.
10:21So, is that it?
10:23Is it over?
10:24You're welcome.
10:25What happened?
10:26Hell.
10:27I have been through hell.
10:28You have no idea.
10:29No, you have no idea.
10:30So, my Pulitzer?
10:32You got to keep it.
10:34And my editor?
10:35Still on the roster.
10:37Oh.
10:39And my best friend?
10:43Waitlisted.
10:44Ish.
10:44Fair.
10:45I deserve an ish.
10:46I'm just relieved not to be dropped.
10:48So, everybody wins.
10:51Right?
10:51You?
10:52Me?
10:52Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming.
10:54Rates have the money calls, yes.
10:56But, worth it, I think.
10:57Oh, you're welcome.
10:58Too soon.
10:59Fair.
11:00Fair.
11:00Yes.
11:01Um, listen.
11:02There is one casualty.
11:04Someone's got to take the form.
11:06Oh.
11:07Fuck.
11:09Lulu.
11:10Hashtag Saint Lulu de Lulu.
11:13Is it bad, man?
11:14She's tough.
11:15And it's the internet, so...
11:17Tomorrow, it'll be someone else who's something else.
11:20Jackie's on, and not the foxy one.
11:22I've got to run.
11:23Congrats, I think.
11:24Okay.
11:31Jesus.
11:50You're old.
11:52Text me.
11:53Of course.
12:08It's your mom.
12:09She says, Lulu, please come home.
12:11Delete it.
12:11No.
12:12Yes.
12:13No.
12:13You should go home.
12:15Talk to her.
12:17She had her student lie so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep
12:21her precious fucking award.
12:23That is all she cares about.
12:24You don't know she actually did that.
12:25I have proof that she stole that story.
12:27I will not let her get away with this.
12:28What are you going to do?
12:29Make another TikTok?
12:30Maybe I should.
12:31Or go on the Today Show.
12:32I'm just looking for more drama.
12:33You're like a drama junkie.
12:35So she, finally.
12:37Now you see my point?
12:39She reached out.
12:40She wants to see you.
12:42She is breaking a pattern, and so should you.
12:51And we will be talking about Shirtless Mike later.
12:57You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star.
13:01Gifts in hand, and your faith was rewarded, right?
13:04And in my own way, I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only
13:09to be rejected and tortured and traumatized, and I'm losing my faith.
13:14I'm losing my faith.
13:17In faith?
13:19I'm in dire need of some kind of sign.
13:21A reason, a purpose, a direction.
13:35Your existence is complicated, but I thank you anyway.
13:41Well, you've restored my faith.
13:43In what?
13:44In life.
13:45Hi.
13:46Hi.
13:47I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now, and I hate
13:52to bother you, but...
13:53Get it?
13:53You were never a bother.
13:55I'm glad.
13:57What's going on?
13:58Um, less is not good.
14:01Oh, I know.
14:02You know?
14:03I, well, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing, I can feel it
14:08even if I can't see it in person.
14:11Uh, thing is, we need him good.
14:14Like, great.
14:15He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together, and the investor presentation is
14:19tomorrow.
14:20Wait.
14:21Tomorrow?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hilton's whim.
14:23Oh.
14:24So, how can I be helpful?
14:25Uh, I wish you could talk to him.
14:27Get him back on track.
14:28I mean, he thinks you're in, like, heaven?
14:33I'm nearby.
14:53Great choice.
14:54Ha.
14:55It's my favorite.
14:56Would it get through a bedroom door easily?
14:58Like a hot knife through butter.
15:00Yes, please.
15:02Question.
15:04Chuck, if you had a very clever, determined, angry mouse that was keeping you up all night,
15:09driving you fucking insane, what would you use to slow her down?
15:13Let me ask you this.
15:14Are you looking for something?
15:15Humane, or indomane?
15:21Let me show you both options.
15:22Yes, please.
15:25I'll wait to hear from you with, um, bells on.
15:28Sure as you will.
15:33Oh, um, um, I was on a personal call.
15:38I apologize.
15:39I cannot lie.
15:41Why do you look like that?
15:42Nervous.
15:43Glowing.
15:43When you hung up with whoever you were speaking to, you smiled.
15:46And glowed.
15:47Am I in trouble?
15:48Not yet.
15:49I'm curious.
15:50I was talking to, um, someone special.
15:53You're in a relationship.
15:55No, no, no.
15:55This someone special already has a someone special.
16:00Am I fired?
16:01Isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman?
16:03I'm sorry?
16:03Your Instagram account.
16:04Janet Colgate.
16:06Physicist.
16:07Feminist.
16:09Celiac.
16:09You're on Instagram?
16:10In a way.
16:11I lurk.
16:11I research.
16:13Everyone.
16:14Janet.
16:17You're the other woman.
16:18Oh, I don't think I have that status yet.
16:22Same.
16:26Mom, I'm here.
16:27Let's talk.
16:29Mom?
16:30I'm in here.
16:32Where?
16:33In the kitchen.
16:36Mom, where?
16:38On the island.
16:40The what?
16:41Okay, this is fucking stupid.
16:43Buy the salt and pepper.
16:51It's me.
16:53I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
16:55Just try not to-
16:55You're tiny?
16:58Scream.
16:59Okay, before we continue, let's crash course in volume control.
17:03You're going to lean into a whisper.
17:04I'll lean into a shout.
17:05We'll meet in the middle.
17:06Are you real?
17:09Yeah, I am real.
17:11Holy fuck.
17:13Holy fuck, dad did this.
17:15The dollhouse.
17:16The crying.
17:17The Today Show.
17:19Grandma!
17:19Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
17:21Quieter.
17:22Sorry.
17:23It's okay.
17:25How did this happen?
17:28It was an accident.
17:30An accident.
17:31Your dad and I are working through some issues.
17:34I am working through some issues.
17:36It's why I reached out.
17:38Lulu.
17:40These comments online just broke my heart.
17:43You don't deserve-
17:44It's-
17:44It's-
17:45I'm-
17:46No, God.
17:46I fucked up!
17:49Why are you crying?
17:50I don't know.
17:51I don't know.
17:52Because I'm so fucking mad at you.
17:55I hated you.
17:57You lied.
17:58That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:00I don't know how to whisper cry.
18:01I can't even fucking yell.
18:03No, it's okay.
18:03You should yell.
18:04You should be mad.
18:05Don't tell me that I should be mad when I should be mad.
18:08And now I can't be mad.
18:12Because you're just so small.
18:15And I feel so bad.
18:16I don't-
18:17Come here.
18:24Closer.
18:26Closer.
18:29Don't look up my nose.
18:31I won't.
18:33This is so weird.
18:38I know.
18:40Our family's weird now.
18:45So, um...
18:48Are you okay?
18:49Well, I'm branded dog shit, but I'm okay.
18:52This is all my fault.
18:54I'm not a great mom.
18:56I-I want to be.
18:57I-I need to try harder.
18:59I-I can start right now.
19:00Where to start?
19:01Okay.
19:02Um, I wrote a book.
19:04Whoa.
19:04We're going back 20 years?
19:06How long is the story?
19:07Short.
19:07And with a point.
19:08We'll see.
19:09I wrote a book.
19:10I got rewarded.
19:11I felt like a fraud.
19:13That's my first book.
19:14But then I had this prize.
19:15And that basically became my identity.
19:18So, bullshit on bullshit.
19:19Bullshit on bullshit.
19:20And, uh, well, then...
19:23Then you came along.
19:24And I could focus on you.
19:27Not me.
19:28So, bullshit me.
19:29She kinda got left behind.
19:32Which I loved.
19:33And then you grew up.
19:34And we grew apart.
19:36And bullshit me kinda showed back up.
19:40I think I resented you resenting me.
19:43But that is not being a good parent.
19:45That is being...
19:46A petulant child.
19:48Yeah.
19:48You were hurting.
19:50I didn't know why, but...
19:51I should have asked.
19:54I should have listened.
19:58Okay.
19:59Well, a few edits maybe.
20:01But your story did have a point.
20:03So, I'm listening now.
20:05And I have really good hearing.
20:06It's a benefit of being this tiny.
20:10I hate science.
20:12You do?
20:13Dad's gonna lose his fucking brain.
20:14I mean...
20:15I flunked out of school.
20:16So...
20:17Go ahead.
20:18Freak out.
20:18You did?
20:19Yeah.
20:19By design.
20:20I mean...
20:21Okay.
20:21How?
20:22It was harder than I expected.
20:26I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
20:30I dropped a TikTok outing my mom as a plagiarist.
20:33I burned down your dollhouse.
20:35What?
20:36Yeah.
20:37Felt great.
20:38I deleted darling daughter.
20:40Wait.
20:41That was you?
20:42Yeah.
20:42I was 11.
20:43You should really change your password.
20:46Wait.
20:49Oh my god.
20:52You read that.
20:54Yeah.
20:54It's okay.
20:55I know you didn't want me.
20:56I get it.
20:57Lulu.
20:59I was channeling Grandma Diane, my mom, thinking about me.
21:05Really?
21:06Of course.
21:06Oh my god.
21:07I've never regretted having you.
21:10But the resentment.
21:11No, that was later and different.
21:13God, no.
21:15Makes sense.
21:17Does it?
21:19Yeah, actually.
21:20I read your book.
21:21I can definitely see the Grandma Diane connection.
21:23God, it breaks my heart that you thought I didn't...
21:27That you grew up thinking that I didn't want you?
21:30Oh my god.
21:31I'm so sorry.
21:33Oh, sweet girl.
21:34I'm so sorry.
21:36I suck.
21:37Oh, I suck.
21:38I fucking suck.
21:40I suck too.
21:40That's also my fault.
21:42And Dad's.
21:43We all suck.
21:44Which sucks.
21:51You read my book.
21:54You want me to tell you it's good?
21:56No.
21:57It's okay.
21:59I'll take it.
22:00So, do you have to tell Dad I flunked out?
22:02Like a UFP or United Family, whatever it is?
22:06UPS.
22:07United Parental Front.
22:08No, fuck it.
22:18I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow.
22:20Like, make a case or whatever.
22:22Tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school.
22:24What are you going to say?
22:26We could...
22:27We could practice it.
22:28No.
22:29Don't get all wrong about it.
22:32Okay.
22:35Hey, dude.
22:36What's going on?
22:38Dad.
22:44I can explain.
22:45Les, don't worry.
22:47I already explained.
22:49What did she tell you?
22:50A lot.
22:52She's a liar.
22:53You're the liar, Dad.
22:54Uh, what?
22:55The dollhouse?
22:56Grandma?
22:57Mom left us?
22:58You let me think she was having an emotional breakdown.
23:01No.
23:01What the fuck?
23:02No, no, no.
23:02You've never lied to me before.
23:06What did you tell her?
23:07Whatever I want.
23:08I'm her mother.
23:08She needed me.
23:09Since when?
23:10You had no right to talk to her.
23:12No.
23:12No, no, no.
23:13We discussed this.
23:14U-P-F.
23:15U-P-F.
23:15We said that telling you would traumatize you when we were going to tell you together.
23:18That's the U in U-P-F.
23:20Someone had to be the P.
23:21Well, here's the F.
23:22Fuck you.
23:22Fuck you.
23:23Fuck you.
23:24Fuck you.
23:25Fuck you.
23:26Fuck you.
23:26Why?
23:31Shit.
23:33We are horrible.
23:35The worst.
23:36Makes me sick.
23:37To make her sick.
23:38Yeah, me too.
23:40We need to get our shit together.
23:42Jesus.
23:43Look at us.
23:45Look at me.
23:46I know.
23:47I know.
23:47Okay.
23:48Okay.
23:54I'm so sorry, Lulu.
23:55This is us, not you.
23:57Never you.
23:58Never you.
23:58I think I'm empty.
24:05This is so fucked.
24:07Our family is fucked.
24:11You're standing on the sink.
24:13Yeah.
24:13But, uh, this is our new reality.
24:16We're fucked up family like everybody else, you know?
24:19Sort of.
24:20Until we're not, I can fix this.
24:22Can you, Dad?
24:24Yes.
24:25Do you believe me?
24:29I believe you.
24:30You know, and you're brilliant.
24:32Frustratingly so.
24:33I've always believed in you.
24:35Always.
24:38Okay, so like, what do we do now?
24:40We live.
24:42Dad and I are gonna work things out.
24:44You're gonna go back to school tonight.
24:46And, um, then we'll all go skiing over President's Day weekend or something.
24:50I don't know.
24:50But we're gonna be okay.
24:51We're going to be okay.
24:53Right?
24:54Yes.
24:55Absolutely.
24:56Yes.
25:00Is it bad that I kind of want to see Mom on tiny skis?
25:07Hey.
25:08You know I love you, kiddo.
25:11Yeah, I know.
25:20She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
25:22I think she did.
25:23She did not.
25:24You know she did not.
25:25Okay, this is a lot for her to process.
25:27I've lost her love.
25:30Now you're being dramatic.
25:31Dramatic?
25:33She fucking adored me, and now she can barely look at me.
25:36Yeah, it stings, but...
25:38No, no, no, it's fine.
25:38It's okay.
25:39I understand.
25:39I know.
25:40I know that you love this.
25:41You love it.
25:42Love what?
25:42You want me to be Hurricane Les, don't you?
25:46Well, bravo.
25:47This is your fucking guilt talking.
25:49That's what this is.
25:50You just, you took my daughter away from me.
25:54Your daughter?
25:54That was your plan.
25:55This was my plan.
25:56I was her hero, and now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
25:59I told her it was an accident.
26:01You want me to play her the voice note, huh?
26:03Oh, I'm sure you painted a very pretty picture of yours.
26:05Did you tell her about Richard?
26:07Did you tell her about Richard?
26:08His blood is on your hands, Slendy.
26:10Really?
26:11My tiny, innocent, shrunken on purpose hands?
26:15Maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist, shithead dad,
26:18and shrunk her mom.
26:19Every dad disappoints eventually.
26:21It's finally your fucking turn.
26:27You run, Lord.
26:29And you make me sick.
26:33What the fuck are you doing?
26:38It would be so easy just to let go.
26:40I've seen your balls, Slash.
26:42They aren't big enough.
26:43Oh, it's been a while.
26:48Maybe you've forgotten how big they are.
26:50Put me down.
26:52Okay.
26:58You motherfucker.
27:00You're dead.
27:02Sure, why not?
27:09Fuck.
27:10Fuck.
27:10What the fuck?
27:12What the fuck?
27:14Oh, my God.
27:51You were a good and loyal friend.
27:54I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
27:57I'm sorry you've ended this way.
28:01I'm sorry, too, Dolores.
28:05Your eyes do not deceive you. I am not a ghost.
28:08I am very much alive.
28:09Oh, Richard! I'm so relieved.
28:14You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
28:17I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position, but I want to put your mind at ease.
28:22Nothing happened below the belt.
28:24Well, the belt was off, Richard. All part of the charade.
28:30I never meant to hurt you. Yes, you did.
28:32However, I know you never meant to vanquish me, which you did not.
28:38Call it even?
28:39Even Stephen.
28:44I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
28:46Please.
28:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences, I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic oscillator.
28:52What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
28:55As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared, where K is the spring constant, and X is
28:59the displacement.
29:01I mean, that's a, that's, that's a parabolic curve.
29:05I mean, that could work.
29:09I've missed this.
29:10Me too.
29:11I will say, Janet's been good.
29:12Very good.
29:12Um, but I haven't, I missed, uh, I missed the, uh, you don't need to say it.
29:16I know.
29:17Richard, I, you, missed you.
29:19I do owe you an apology.
29:22I was a fool for love.
29:25I keep wondering, was I driven by love, or the tragedy of love?
29:31You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
29:34Oh, you would have done the same if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
29:38Oh no, Richard never crossed my mind.
29:41No, we've reached a new low.
29:43May I ask why?
29:47Because I know her.
29:49I really fucking know her.
29:52Not worth it.
29:54Then you know she's coming for you.
29:56Oh, I do.
29:58But I can't fucking wait.
30:06Oh, god damn.
30:08Oh, Uncle Sam can give me on that, huh?
30:10My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
30:12I guess I'm cute.
30:13Yes, this is even cuter.
30:14Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp,
30:16and then restored to regular size on the battlefield.
30:20From bang to boom.
30:21And with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
30:40I'm coming for you.
30:41I'm coming for you.
30:56You crossed the line.
30:59You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
31:04You wanted to drown me.
31:07It's my turn now.
31:10Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
31:14Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
31:18I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
31:31I must destroy your greatest prize.
31:34I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
31:37I must—
31:43I must break you, Drago.
31:44Math.
31:45Math.
31:46It.
31:46Moving.
31:48Let's reset.
31:51Let's reset.
31:53Let's reset.
31:55Let's reset.
32:14well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
32:20you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
32:25a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed
32:38me
32:39richie i am sorry truly sincerely sorry you're a good man you're a really good man now please
32:55move i don't believe to think about what you're doing let's move the demonstration to this morning
33:00this is this is last chance to fix the formula and so we just we both need him to succeed
33:05so regardless of what's happened just think about your future mine
33:14your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
33:18for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
33:27richie richie richie richie
33:31you almost haven't convinced get the fuck out of my way
33:36i would rather die a six inch death and see less little john win a fucking nobel
33:44you're good we're going to get a hell of luck much
33:51the curve
33:52the flow of the curve
33:53the curve to infinity
33:56we need to reset
34:01we need to rest
34:02that's the cause
34:04what's the map
34:05what is it that you don't see
34:07he can, even.
34:08yeah
34:14what
34:15were you
34:17were you
34:20what
34:21right
34:35yye
34:37yye
34:37yye
34:37de
35:09Yes, wake up.
35:22What the fuck are you?
35:24You evil tiny bitch.
35:26Look, look.
35:28You made a fucking canoe.
35:30I'm bigger than you.
35:32I will crush you.
35:33I will win.
35:39Oh, come on.
35:46Help, man.
35:48Lindy.
35:50Lindy.
35:52If you're hurt, answer me.
35:53We can call a timeout.
35:56I don't know what to do.
35:57I don't know what to do.
36:00I'm coming, Lindy.
36:01I'm coming.
36:02That I'm trusting.
36:04Oh, this is a timeout, Lindy.
36:06We're here now.
36:15My pathetic hero.
36:16I called a timeout.
36:18I didn't agree.
36:19You're a poor sport and a monster.
36:21You deserved it.
36:22You're a sore loser.
36:24You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
36:26Good.
36:26Now we're even.
36:27Time in.
36:28So there was a timeout.
36:30In your mind, I'm dumbing down the play along.
36:32Oh, yeah.
36:32You've been meaning to dumb down.
36:33You've been dying on the dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
36:35Dumb luck.
36:36That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
36:39Talent is the battle crime on housewives of a little nicked and shard.
36:43I teach.
36:44Yeah, those who can't do.
36:46What's the saying?
36:47You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
36:48Well, you are your mother.
36:49That's not even the saying, idiot.
36:51I'm no idiot.
36:52I'm a literal genius.
36:53Who's out of ideas?
36:54A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
36:59At least I started something and finished it and won.
37:01That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
37:07Start and finish.
37:08I win again.
37:09Oh, you know if there's just one thing I'd left to finish?
37:11You.
37:13Ow!
37:13I'm confused.
37:19All right, I'm ready!
37:28What?
37:28What happened to you?
37:30Your eye.
37:31Ew.
37:32Nothing.
37:32Why are you here?
37:33You're late.
37:34What time is it?
37:35Presentation time.
37:36You're not answering your phone.
37:37Hey, down here!
37:39What's that?
37:39He made me die!
37:41He's down here!
37:41Hey!
37:42Just a minute.
37:43Fuck me.
37:46Five minutes.
37:47I'll be right behind you.
38:05Hi, Lulu!
38:06Hi, Tiny Mom.
38:08Oh, funny.
38:09I'm back at school.
38:11How did it go with the review board?
38:13It hasn't happened yet.
38:15Um...
38:15I'm thinking about bailing.
38:17Oh, yeah.
38:18I get that instinct.
38:20What would you do?
38:22Uh...
38:23Okay, let me think.
38:25Um...
38:25Well...
38:26I know you're excited I called.
38:28Don't make it a thing.
38:28I will hang up.
38:29Got it.
38:30I would want to bail, too.
38:33But...
38:34Older, tiny me...
38:36Might come to regret that.
38:39Like, regret what?
38:40It's self-destructive.
38:41And they control the narrative.
38:47Lulu?
38:49That's...
38:50Pretty good parenting.
38:52What the fuck?
38:54I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
38:56There she is.
38:57It can only be me.
38:59Hey, so, you know, um...
39:00I was thinking...
39:01You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
39:06Like, you could be tiny for forever.
39:09Which...
39:10That's kind of cool, but...
39:12Is it cool forever?
39:13You know, I'm just saying, you know...
39:15Forever leverage.
39:16Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
39:18Uh, but I currently don't have a choice.
39:20So I am making peace with it.
39:23Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
39:24If a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
39:27Once again, funny.
39:28Just thoughts.
39:29Okay.
39:31I think I know what I'm gonna do.
39:33But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
39:35Bye, tiny mom.
39:53So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna let me.
39:55I need a third option.
39:56Sid called.
39:57Oh.
39:58Ultimatum.
39:59Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
40:01Like her patience.
40:02Lindy doesn't have a second book.
40:03Or does she?
40:04No, she does not.
40:05Hell yes, she does.
40:07Ultimatum.
40:08Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
40:10That was quick.
40:11Well, she's prolific and driven and willing.
40:13But I have a strict moral code.
40:14Huh.
40:15So let's wheel and deal.
40:16You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
40:20My dad.
40:22He doesn't know anything about this yet.
40:24Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
40:26Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
40:30This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
40:34Which is what, exactly?
40:36Whatever you choose.
40:38It's an ethics test.
40:39Your imprint, or my dad.
40:41Lies, or love.
40:51Me.
40:53I choose me.
40:54Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
40:56Love the me choice.
40:57Hate the rhyme.
40:59Is this going to be a problem?
41:01First thing you've said that I respected.
41:03Philip.
41:04Dad's name's Philip.
41:05Goes by Flip.
41:06Flip.
41:07Flip.
41:08I flipped for Flip.
41:10Oh, God.
41:11That's a good thing, right?
41:12Very.
41:14How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
41:18Only less little John knows.
41:20Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its size?
41:24Where is this jackass?
41:26I can assure you, he'll be here.
41:29A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
41:38I know I'm late.
41:39I know I just, I just need a minute.
41:43I fell down.
41:44Oh, really?
41:45Mount Kilimanjaro?
41:46Yes, practically, yes.
41:48Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
41:51Bang the boom, I said.
41:53What, after we solve the hunger?
41:54No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
41:58Big surprise.
41:59But I am so close.
42:00I know.
42:01For real.
42:02I know.
42:02I believe you.
42:03Now, Hilton owns the tech.
42:04He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
42:05But we can't be parties to that.
42:09So, walk.
42:10No, run.
42:10You run away.
42:14I don't think I can.
42:15Give them what they want.
42:16You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
42:20Okay?
42:20What about my new bell?
42:21What if I'm out of ideas?
42:23Um, it's time.
42:27Listen, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
42:33Don't fuck it up.
42:39I see you looking at me, judging me like smug dicks, but you will never judge me as harsh
42:48as I judge myself.
42:50I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
42:54I don't know what I want for myself, and I thought that was a problem, but it's not.
43:02It's just the process, and I can figure that out here or somewhere else.
43:11Honestly, I'm okay either way.
43:25Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
43:42He looks fucking nuts.
43:45Yes, quite.
43:45Science is not magic.
43:48No.
43:50There is no...
43:51Ta-da!
43:52There is not.
43:53It is work.
43:54Hard work.
43:56Evidently.
43:57It's frustration.
43:59It's passion.
44:01It's misery and joy.
44:02And it's fear.
44:03You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees, wishing, hoping, maybe even praying,
44:08which goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
44:13see the forest.
44:14Well, today's that day.
44:20Let's finish where we started.
44:28Here are my final thoughts.
44:32h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus 1 half plus...
44:39Must be hat squared over 2m plus 2 over m omega squared, uh, x squared, which...
44:51bridge?
45:07What's upside down?
45:10It's...
45:11It's inverted.
45:14Janet, invert.
45:16M omega squared, x squared, over two.
45:20Bombs, invert.
45:22Invert!
45:25Inverted.
45:26M omega squared, x squared, over two.
45:31Carl, implement.
45:56Let's make your stream.
46:22Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
46:28Translation, ta-da!
46:36Okay.
46:38Fuck, I hate tape measures.
46:42Okay.
46:44It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
47:04I did it.
47:05I did it.
47:07I did it.
47:09I did it!
47:10I did it!
47:11We're making your stream!
47:12Limitless stabilization!
47:14Yes!
47:15Translation?
47:16Hilton, the corn-
47:17Let me.
47:18Let me.
47:26Delicious.
47:28Sweet and crisp.
47:29Wow, what's it like?
47:31You did you?
47:32A similar garbageст red?
47:40Did you know what I was doing.
47:41You okay?
47:45You okay?
47:46You Mama!
47:46You okay?
47:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
47:47Use your face!
47:48All right, yes!
47:55You did. Awesomeness.
47:59Hokenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
48:07What the fuck?
48:18Oh no, you didn't.
48:24I fucking hate tape measures.
48:26It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Little Dog.
48:30Alright, Nils, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
48:34Here I am, okay?
48:37Les.
48:39Is it the corn? Are you sick?
48:41No, it's not the corn. Somebody emailed something.
48:42Something not good to a journalist.
48:44And something's going to destroy me in just one.
48:46Nils, is that the journalist?
48:48Yes, how did you know?
48:49You mentioned him before.
48:50Yes, well imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
48:52Something big, uh, small, but very big.
48:54What do I do?
48:55You sit.
48:58Relax.
49:00Today is your day.
49:02No, it's our day.
49:05We did it.
49:07Partners.
49:09Don't worry about Nils.
49:10Vivian's taken care of it.
49:12Nils has retired permanently.
49:15Nils is not a problem.
49:18He's not.
49:19Who sent you the email?
49:20Tell Vivian.
49:22Who is your problem?
49:24Are you going third person?
49:25I find it effective in situations such as this.
49:26Now, tell Vivian.
49:31Fine.
49:32Doesn't matter who.
49:35Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you, you have
49:40no choice but to eliminate them.
49:43Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
49:49You are going to have to stop them.
49:53Does that scare you?
49:54No.
49:55Yes.
49:56No.
49:56A little.
49:57I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
49:59Did you think that?
50:00No.
50:00Yes.
50:02No.
50:02A little.
50:02No.
50:03I'm only suggesting...
50:04Get creative.
50:06Why, yes.
50:07Get creative.
50:08And then, leave the rest to fate.
50:12Fate makes its own choices.
50:16Fate.
50:18Yes, that is creative.
50:21Come on, Nils.
50:23Woo!
50:29Write me back.
50:30Write me back, Nils.
50:31Jesus.
50:33Come on, Nils.
50:37Lindy.
50:39Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
50:42I'm unarmed.
50:44There's no tricks up these sleeves.
50:45I come bringing tidings for great joy.
50:48I solved the restoration formula.
50:49I can make you big again.
50:52If that's something you're interested in.
51:00Going to celebrate?
51:03I've decided.
51:04We're keeping him.
51:05Yeah.
51:06He won't play ball.
51:07You don't know that.
51:08I do, actually.
51:10That's kinda my thing.
51:11Just fire him.
51:12I can get him to play.
51:14Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
51:16More valuable than mine?
51:17Or yours?
51:18You're making me choose.
51:19You're making me choose.
51:20Well, then we should both choose wisely.
51:28What?
51:29I'm not even blocking him.
51:30Just go around.
51:37You better not be fucking with me.
51:39Oh no.
51:39It's true.
51:40I did it.
51:41I remain a literal genius.
51:42Look.
51:43I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
51:46How's that proof?
51:47I never saw him tiny.
51:48I hate that cat.
51:49That's funny.
51:50He told me he hates you too.
51:52What's that, Magoo?
51:53Huh?
51:55You're hungry?
51:57Poor thing.
51:58He's been through a lot.
52:00What am I saying?
52:01You know.
52:01Sorta.
52:02Well, gotta feed him.
52:04Be inhumane not to, right?
52:06You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you, so I'm having second thoughts
52:12about making you big.
52:13I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
52:18And that you're never gonna stop.
52:21I gotta eat myself.
52:22Worked up quite the appetite.
52:23Think I deserve a good meal.
52:25And so I bid you farewell.
52:27And I wish you the best of luck.
52:32I'll leave it up to fate.
52:44Good kitty.
52:46Easy Magoo.
52:48Easy.
52:49Easy.
52:50Easy.
52:58Magoo!
52:58Stop!
52:59Stop!
53:01Oh shit!
53:04So be honest.
53:05When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
53:07Did you?
53:08You didn't?
53:08Did I?
53:08I don't know.
53:09I mean, not really.
53:10But you know, I was thinking, trust the math.
53:12Trust the math.
53:13Oh, did you see Hilton?
53:14Did you see his face?
53:15Was he scared?
53:15I didn't see-
53:15Let's not focus on Hilton.
53:16Yeah, fuck that guy.
53:17Let's focus on me instead.
53:18Let's focus on us.
53:20Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
53:21Cheers to me.
53:22Cheers to us.
53:23And everything we want to accomplish.
53:25Together.
53:27You know, I can't believe it.
53:28I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
53:29Because, you know, I did make fun in history.
53:30If only Lindy could see me now, right?
53:33Lindy?
53:33Yeah, you know, I saw her.
53:35In my science thoughts at the podium.
53:37That cocktail napkin, when she turned it right side up.
53:39Bang!
53:39That was it.
53:40I got it.
53:41Invert.
53:41Lindy.
53:43Helped you.
53:44With science.
53:45Yeah, I guess.
53:47You know, cheers to me.
53:48Again.
53:49You're not really eating.
53:50I feel ill.
53:51Yeah, so do I a little bit.
53:52In my stomach.
53:53I think it's excitement.
53:54Les, we shared.
53:57We got personal.
53:58Mm-hmm.
53:59We have secrets.
54:02I thought we were partners.
54:03A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
54:06Yeah.
54:06Of course.
54:07You helped.
54:08Helped?
54:09Yeah.
54:10Like Lindy helped.
54:12You both helped.
54:13But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech on when I win the Nobel,
54:17and not Lindy.
54:18And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
54:21And that's very important to me.
54:23Not Lindy.
54:24Is more important to you.
54:26Than us.
54:28Not really following.
54:29Exactly.
54:36I think you should collect your things.
54:37From what?
54:38From here?
54:39From the office.
54:39Oh yes.
54:40Good idea.
54:40We need more space.
54:41We do.
54:42In a way.
54:43Excuse me a moment.
54:44To me.
54:46Can I uh...
54:46Where do you have anything else?
54:48I'm done.
54:59Is that...
55:00She leaving?
55:12What the fuck?
55:15What's my stuff?
55:17Hey!
55:18I know you can see me.
55:19Open the fucking door!
55:22My ID's not working.
55:27Where's Mr. Magoo?
55:28Did you let me in?
55:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
55:33Is this about a cat?
55:35I want my tiny cat back.
55:38I restored him!
55:39I took him home!
55:40It's fucking Lindy's cat!
55:41I hate that cat!
55:42I don't know who you are.
55:46Are you gonna let me in?
55:49Oh fuck this!
55:56You think you can lock me out, motherfuckers?
55:59It's my fucking way out!
56:01Mine!
56:13What was the plan here?
56:16My ID didn't work.
56:19And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
56:22Yeah.
56:25You didn't listen.
56:26I tried.
56:28I was passionate about it.
56:30I cursed.
56:31I warned you about these people.
56:33You did.
56:34You dummy.
56:36Now it's over.
56:38Hilton has everything.
56:41We have nothing.
56:45Well I...
56:45I couldn't help it. It's my life's work.
56:48I had to do it.
56:50Les.
56:51The Nobel was never on the table.
56:54They were always going to steal your tack.
56:57Martin.
56:58Without the Nobel.
57:00I'm not worthy.
57:03Worthy of what?
57:09Her.
57:11Lindy.
57:14I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
57:19Lindy's the only person who's ever really got me.
57:22Seen me.
57:25Lindy.
57:27She can't get her out of my head.
57:29She's everywhere.
57:34Oh god.
57:36Oh fuck.
57:37Oh fuck.
57:39What?
57:39I can't keep up.
57:40Can you get back in there?
57:41What did I just say?
57:43I have to get the formula home.
57:43Fuck fuck.
57:44I can't go home without it.
57:45I need a ride.
57:45No you're going to have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
57:47No you're going to fucking drive me home.
57:49Fucking now.
57:49This is life or death Martin.
57:50Her real this time.
57:51Her really really real.
57:52But who could eat her?
57:53The cat?
57:54Yeah.
57:55I'll explain to you and Dana later.
57:56You're going to drive me.
57:57Come on.
57:57Why?
57:58What are you?
58:12I've heard this.
58:15No.
58:15No!
58:15No!
58:15No!
58:16No!
58:16No!
58:17No!
58:17No!
58:18No!
58:18No!
58:18No!
58:18Oh no!
58:18Oh no!
58:18No!
58:18Come on.
58:20Okay.
58:20Okay.
58:21I appreciate your...
58:23You're alive.
58:24You're alive!
58:25I'm the wrong one but I just am trying to reconcile.
58:26Unless the husband, unless the scientist, what drives a man?
58:29There's this generational compassion towards science,
58:31and yet, this selfish analyst has to watch his wife.
58:33I just...
58:34Why?
58:35I'm asking you again.
58:36Why, Les?
58:37Richie.
58:38No, no, no.
58:38This is not the time, please.
58:40Why marry a man?
58:43Richie!
58:45I'm here!
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