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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 03: The Root Room
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00:05You
00:16Wake up birthday girl
00:18I've got a surprise
00:24You
00:26It's not much of a surprise. I've seen it before. I put a little ribbon on it
00:40S and M forever spider
00:48I'll put it on your hand
00:50Come on
00:52It's great. Thank you
00:58By the way, I told everyone to dress in Missy cosplay tonight. Who's gonna want to be in the mood
01:03to party tonight?
01:06Guys in a coma
01:09Don't want you to stress about anything, okay?
01:16Today it's all about you, baby
01:20Probably should get going actually
01:25Oh, hey, one more thing one more thing one more thing. I don't have party shit to do. Just wait
01:28one minute. See you at school
01:29Oh
01:44Nurturing the needs of fauna is my life's calling if the agricultural society would honor me with a vet science
01:49scholarship
01:49It would allow me to channel my energy into mastering all things animal good
01:54Really good. Do you think you could well up a bit? I just think a single tear would be
02:00Why would I cry? Just add a little sauce to it
02:05What up people this is homeroom get your grubby hands off that
02:10Quinny gave it to me got some good shit
02:14The graduation video needs different perspectives to accurately represent the student body
02:17Without nudity obscenity and defamation of the school
02:25For the most part
02:26Let's take it from the top and Quinny
02:29This time I want you to think about that little bug with the broken leg we found yesterday
02:35Feel it
02:39Action
02:39Are you sure you're done with acting?
02:41Cut too many interruptions. Let's respect the process, babe
02:44It's okay. I don't want it to sound overly rehearsed anyway
02:47Fair enough
02:47Well, is this them checking your life of good character or whatever?
02:53Uh people of good character don't put people in a coma
02:57I know that what happened was
03:03Shit but if you like think about it it's like not our fault
03:10It was a freak accident so let's not think about it
03:15It's okay
03:16Quinny
03:18You are going to smash this
03:20And we are going to celebrate your scholarship tonight at Missy's
03:25Um, what are you still doing here your audition?
03:28Oh, yeah about that
03:30I am just not sure that's my vibe anymore
03:35What does that even mean?
03:36If I don't need drama for pre-reqs can I drop out of showcase?
03:40Absolutely not
03:41Well, just because you're willing to let yourself down doesn't mean you can do the same
03:44to Spencer and Zoe
03:45Still need the marks for the HSC, right?
03:47Yeah, exactly
03:49This isn't you
03:51Giving up on your dreams like this
03:54What's going on?
03:57Dreams die every day, Miss
03:59You need to be so dramatic
04:10Sorry about this
04:12I pay people what I owe them
04:14It's not your fault we have to shut up early
04:16You're definitely not reopening
04:17Not while work watch are investigating
04:19They've got to talk to all the staff
04:21Do a report, could take ages
04:23Insurance will keep us afloat though
04:24If they ever answer their damn phone
04:27Can't stay away from me, Harper
04:28Hey, no time for flirting
04:30Freezers need cleaning out
04:31I can multitask, thank you
04:33I'm actually a master at it
04:34You're a bullshit artist, it's what you are
04:37I can stay and help
04:38I can't pay you
04:39All good
04:41Chuck an apron on
04:43Yeah
04:45Yes, I'm here
04:48Um, yeah
04:49That's Jackie for thanks
04:51Yes, she hates charity
04:53But at this point we kind of need it
05:00Clancy's in hospital
05:01And they're closed indefinitely
05:03Because of what one of us did
05:06Nah, like we were all in on the prank
05:08Who would go rogue like that?
05:10We were the only ones anywhere near the control booth
05:12Ride doesn't just turn on by itself
05:15Yeah, but you're going off one showy's word
05:17Like
05:19I don't know
05:20I just can't believe that it could be any of us
05:23You know
05:24I just wish I hadn't agreed to it
05:28Hey, the carnival's getting a payout
05:30And we're all getting to graduate
05:32So let's just focus on exams
05:34And turn that frown upside down
05:37No
05:38Down
05:39No
05:39Down
05:40Yeah
05:48Down
05:50You're Harper McCline
05:52Yeah
05:53We're from Workwatch
05:54We were hoping to ask you a few questions
05:55About the accident that happened at Wilder's Carnival
06:01Happy birthday
06:04Thank you
06:05I'm actually on a special diet for training
06:07I'm sorry I should have said something
06:09Oh no
06:11More for me, I guess
06:15So, uh, what happens next year?
06:18Oh, you get drafted
06:20Spider gonna be your wag
06:22Uh
06:24Hey, did you hear about that guy from the carnival?
06:28It's pretty messed up, eh?
06:31I should be grateful I got off lightly
06:35I'd be more grateful if I was on a plane, but
06:38I'm so sorry
06:41Why? What do you have to be sorry for?
06:45I chose to climb it
06:45Yeah, but I told you to meet us there
06:48You wouldn't have gotten hurt if I...
06:50Ah, I wanted to come
06:54Why didn't you identify yourself as an employee?
06:57Don't know
06:57Must have forgot
06:59Were you fully trained in the end of shift procedure?
07:01To return and log all key sets each night?
07:03Yeah
07:03But you didn't return your set on the night of the incident
07:06Why?
07:07Because no one does
07:09We all take them home and then return them at the end of the week
07:15Oh, sorry, don't mind Darude
07:17What a cute little guy
07:18Oh, you want to hold him? He's fully house trained
07:20Almost a little too affectionate like a feathered dog
07:22Um, as Bobo?
07:26Yeah, well, alright
07:28So, the keys
07:29The keys don't matter
07:30It's not like the place is a fortress
07:33Have there been break-ins?
07:35Uh, hold on
07:37I never said that
07:38You implied?
07:39No, I meant that there could be, not that there was
07:41So, security is lax?
07:43No, I didn't
07:45They keep an eye on the place, but the caravans are right there
07:48Clancy even sleeps with the rides when he's had a few too many at knockoff
07:53So, if you wanted to break in, how would you go about it?
07:56I wouldn't
07:57But you said
07:57I meant that anyone could
08:02I mean, you've seen those fences
08:04It's not like they'd be hard to jump
08:06Are we done here?
08:07Sorry, we've just got a lot on
08:08We've got study to do
08:09A party to get ready for
08:11You know, so
08:19Sure
08:21Thanks for your time
08:36Principal Woods is lending us her office for the interview
08:38Well, I think of it more as getting to know you, chat
08:40The board always likes to get as much insight as possible on our short list of candidates
08:45But they've got science scholarship
08:47Hence the school visit
08:48It's the only way to guarantee a filly comes from a good foundation stock
08:52Pardon me?
08:53Well, a horse's true personality shines through in the paddock
08:57Not on the track
08:58Oh, it's just like the argument that you laid out on your paper and imported such warm blood semen
09:02Exactly
09:03You've done your research
09:04Well, I mean, my personal favourite is Parlab
09:08A very famous horse from New Zealand
09:11Anyway, as much as I like to stand around and talk sperm all day
09:14Why don't we start the tour?
09:16Marvellous
09:17After you
09:17Okay
09:19Okay
09:24I'm very proud of the accomplishment
09:29So yes, here we are, Quinny's sensory room
09:33I really wanted to create a place that I could go when the world got too much
09:36Somewhere where I could escape and really make sure that I
09:39This coochie web, baby, you ain't gotta use no speed
09:41No!
09:45No!
09:46No!
09:46No!
09:47No!
09:47No!
09:50No!
09:58Yo!
10:00Hey!
10:03Have you guys seen Missy?
10:05No
10:06She's probably getting a read on me about what Thrones just dropped
10:10This one has a strap on unicorn
10:12No spoilers
10:13Maybe you should spend a bit more time actually trying to get some instead of just reading about it, dude
10:18I can't exactly get this, idiot
10:20You finally figured out the fairies aren't real, have you?
10:22No
10:23And it's girl and girl, which has an ally I fully support
10:27Well the whole thing's lesbian
10:31What do you think a velvet throne is, King?
10:36Missy loves it
10:37Oi! Two girls just got caught muff diving in the sensory room!
10:43Well now you know where Missy is
10:48I'm kidding
10:49Oh, yeah
10:52Obviously
11:22Oh, hey, you okay?
11:25Did you hear two girls just got caught rooting in this sensory room?
11:32Well, I'm disappointed
11:35Taimunda
11:41And Sasha
11:44Expected a lot more from you
11:47So
12:09You've both let yourselves down
12:15Sex can be a beautiful thing
12:18But if you're gonna do it at school, not so beautiful
12:23Congratulations!
12:24Sex school has graduated into a full-blown brothel
12:28Taz has been renting out the sensory room
12:30As, wait for it, the root room
12:33Whoa!
12:34Zoe got that from her accomplice
12:35Check the membership tiers
12:43Bronze beast blowies
12:48Silver centaur squirts
12:51Golden gay time gags
12:53What the hell is a platinum pixie?
12:56Refer a friend with the code root-tastic
13:00That's not mine
13:01I covered this notebook for you
13:04Taimana
13:04Okay, is this the kind of school that punishes entrepreneurial minds?
13:09Having sex at school is a certain kind of stupid
13:11Monetising it is criminal
13:15Who else is involved?
13:16Artie Jennings and you're right
13:16Nope
13:17No, it's not
13:19It was just me
13:21Not only have you sullied my sensory room
13:23But I am this close to getting that scholarship
13:27You might have just cost me my chance
13:32Guess you'll have to suspend me then, eh?
13:35Suspend?
13:36No
13:36Expel her
13:37Then exorcise her
13:39Wait, no you can't do that
13:40What?
13:41What?
13:42That's exactly what she wants
13:48Okay, Quinny
13:52Given that you and Sasha worked so hard for that room
14:00What's your suggestion?
14:07Knock knock
14:12There she is
14:17Looking good
14:20Oh gosh, that's low
14:22Need some of that
14:31That's lube
14:35Oh
14:38Gosh
14:47So is it true
14:49What Quinny said
14:51That you want to be sent home?
14:54To who?
14:56I'm here with you because no one else wants me
14:59That is so far from the truth Taimana
15:03It's Taz
15:05Sorry, Taz
15:07I'm still getting used to it
15:08Mhm
15:12I, uh, I'm a principal
15:16Haven't been a parent before
15:19So
15:20I know I'm not getting everything right
15:22You know
15:23Like asking you if you need an allowance
15:26You need money, just
15:28Just ask
15:34I'm not going to be a parent
15:35Oh gosh
15:38Good luck
15:40See you later
15:43Oh
15:44Oh
15:44Oh
15:45Oh
15:46Oh
15:48Oh
15:49Oh
15:50Oh
15:50Oh
15:53Oh
15:54Oh
15:56Oh
15:56Oh
15:56Oh
16:00Oh
16:01Oh
16:01Oh
16:11uh hey i know you said you were busy but i got two tickets for tuesday night just in case
16:17on the fridge hey careful no tuesday yeah for showcase
16:28my performance piece
16:32or maybe something in your schedule a bit cancelled or whatever oh unlikely i have to go to kevin's
16:38parent teacher interview i need to talk about him and your dad shifts are set in stone all your
16:43friends will be there plus we'll come to the next one okay there is no next one
16:53this is sick
16:58i'm supposed to save my marks for the hsc
17:05won't matter when i'm in jail i'm sure you did okay in the interview
17:10basically gave them a break in how to it wasn't that bad also they don't have any actual evidence
17:15of anything you said yes clancy nearly died they're not just gonna stop digging for what there's
17:22nothing to find uh hello any of the showies could have seen me there late or my car and my
17:30little
17:30performance is probably gonna make me prime suspect now okay okay maybe you're right maybe one of our
17:40so-called mates did this and so when we get to missy's party we're gonna figure out which one
17:47you're not going down you're not going down you're not going down for this hobs
18:16what's up with your mates outfits they all decided to dress up as me little ships but i love them
18:24you heard about this okay well zoe and philix are getting a place near uni i mean most of the
18:30rentals
18:30we looked at have been shitholes but at least i get to wake up next to that gorgeous specimen strong
18:37legs like a cassowary honey yeah you should get in on it move out with spider and get a place
18:44before
18:45oh nah next year's a fair way off anyway might have managed to stuff up all my plans before then
18:54oi no please don't touch it no there you go need anything else aren't you laurel yeah
19:04do you know what's up the birthday girl's ass
19:06uh
19:11woo birthday bitch
19:14i see that knee in a tool belt nailing that wood
19:20maybe i've been looking at my future all wrong
19:23screw acting you're so good carpentry sounds hot
19:29yeah
19:31nah i'm not really sure i feel about it mom's all like it's a good enough job for jesus
19:37no uni right no just a four-year apprenticeship earning peanuts
19:46zoe i just want to say i love you come again i did velvet thrones changed me i didn't write
19:54it
19:55it's got me really curious about like pegging you know
20:01hey every potential suspect is here we're playing a chill right we don't want to ruin mrs party
20:07why do we even start it's okay we just need to figure out who had the opportunity to get in
20:13the
20:13doghouse and turn on the ride
20:19what's what's cheese doing here sound better in my head i mean he's one of macy's best mates
20:29that's malachi yup
20:32oh so you and darren like fully open oh yeah yeah man um just for like hookups and stuff yeah
20:40um took us a little while to get there but um we did
20:44yeah i had to get like real good at all that talking and listening and shit
20:50i mean you know still didn't listen to me when i told him not to do that stupid prank but
20:55it's what i get for trying to impress the girl huh
20:59oh like i i didn't mean i didn't hear yeah yeah you know
21:02right bro you're all good yeah
21:06i was just sitting still around here just too much history
21:12no like bro if you ever need to keep busy just come hang out at the bowler
21:16haha sorry dude is that amory's new guy
21:22yeah um
21:39nice to finally get a bit of alone time
21:42thank you for helping set everything up
21:45yeah you know laurel slipped me 50 bucks so
21:51i'm your boyfriend it's all part of the gig
21:54yeah
22:07yeah
22:08yeah
22:08yeah
22:08yeah
22:11yeah
22:13with a Cuban cash money mama that be dining in Bahamas, eating pettichini pasta with the scallops and the lobsters.
22:38Predictable and derivative zero stars.
22:41Take that!
22:42I gotta tell mum!
22:53Piss off, Kevin!
22:58Oh, your mum let me in.
23:01What are you doing here?
23:03I got your address from school records.
23:05Oh, right.
23:06My auntie needs a better password.
23:08It's not safe.
23:09Join a back one, two, three.
23:11Uh-huh.
23:26Please tell me you are not studying.
23:27I'm on my fifth draft of an email to Neil.
23:30Your horse breeder guy?
23:31No, decides my entire future guy.
23:35Okay, so I need to find the perfect balance between great to meet you, I'm totally normal by the way,
23:40please can we reschedule the interview and also sorry about the teen sex.
23:47I'm not sure how, but somehow you've nailed it.
23:50I'm not surprised.
23:54Set.
23:55No, no, no.
23:55I'm done.
23:56I'm done.
23:56It was perfect.
23:57Jellyfish, I promise.
23:59Let's go forth and party.
24:04Party.
24:08Okay.
24:10Time to get serious.
24:11This is perfect.
24:13Okay, this is the ride.
24:14Who's our suspects?
24:16Get your tickets to the ride.
24:17Okay, guys, guys, guys, stop asking.
24:19There's no way Darren and Quinny, whatever.
24:25Wait, there's a huge generator right there.
24:28Belevant how?
24:29Well, someone could have double-backed by it to the booth without us seeing.
24:35What?
24:42Them.
24:44Which one?
24:45Spider was really pissed at Malachi when he took his place.
24:48Can I fucking say that again?
24:49Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks, please.
24:52Still 10% dickhead in there.
25:00You know you can't avoid Woodsy forever.
25:05Yeah, but I can delay the inevitable birds and birds chat.
25:10Well, you know, it could be worse.
25:13Worse than losing your vice-captaincy.
25:20So, how are we going to get even?
25:25Against Quinny?
25:26It's her fault.
25:28No, it's really not.
25:30We did this to ourselves.
25:34More did it to each other.
25:38Oh.
25:40Whose birthday is?
25:41No, that's Missy's.
25:43She's having a party tonight, but I'm not gonna go.
25:46Who is?
25:51Everyone.
25:53Then so should we.
25:58Why are you playing the game?
26:00Why are you playing the game?
26:00Why are you playing the game?
26:00Why are you acting strange?
26:01Why are you playing the design?
26:02But you don't say my name.
26:03Playing the world.
26:04They were, they were.
26:06They were.
26:07Oh!
26:07Oh, they're not going to break you.
26:10Oh!
26:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:12Yeah.
26:13You're afraid she's done with the day, aren't you?
26:15Yeah.
26:16You're back after her.
26:20A bi-con like Missy?
26:22She would have her pick.
26:24She's not just suddenly over men.
26:27Not all men.
26:28Could just be you.
26:34Oh, you're actually worried about this, aren't you?
26:37What?
26:38No, I'm...
26:43Maybe.
26:47Maybe you should try opening your relationship.
26:51For a night.
26:53Like a hall pass.
26:54See if she picks.
26:56Feel your fall.
26:58A chick with a child?
27:00No.
27:02Dude one.
27:03A stallion.
27:05That.
27:06Quinny's horseshoe is really growing up on me.
27:10What?
27:11Nothing.
27:12Anyway.
27:13At least, that way, we'll get your answer.
27:20Great.
27:23Why so blue, Blondie?
27:25What?
27:26Everything okay?
27:28Yeah.
27:29It's a body.
27:31Improve it.
27:33Beer pong.
27:42Oi.
27:43Drink.
27:48Since when was he a chill loser hey you seem a little off anything you want to get off your
27:54chest nothing with you two that'll be that ten percent dickhead fine but when we repress our
28:01truth that never stays hidden for long what makes you say that I have a sense for these things
28:13do you think that Missy is repressing her truth why do you so weird the last few days you mean
28:26like since the
28:27carnival yeah yeah yeah I guess like maybe she's hiding something I don't know maybe yeah
28:54it's my guy all right hi and you are my name is Noah Emery's boyfriend all right
29:09yeah it's nice to meet you bro yeah thanks man cheers oh catch you later yeah bro
29:25it's a nice outfit man oh yeah
29:32sucks about your shoulder by the way yeah I broke my tip and fed once kills yeah nothing beats
29:39getting a sack whack in a scrum there yeah rugby this was just a bad backflip so nice nice it's
29:52cool
29:52man I know Emery told me the whole story so she did yeah it's her uh it's our thing um
30:01no secrets
30:02it's just she's been burnt before so we just try to keep it um not by you or anything no
30:09no sorry um I
30:11mean I know about all that um stuff um so Geneva I haven't been there since a snowboarding trip when
30:21I
30:21was nine it was really good it was really cool um do you like sports or anything no no um
30:31I don't really
30:33like beer but just drink it anyways yeah just just be cool cool cool yeah
30:53I'm gonna go
30:59didn't think you'd come yeah what and they sat on watching you lot get drunk and make dicks of
31:05yourselves you're just not I are you on the guest list damn should have got used
31:24security for the root room curious did you shut us down because you're jealous hey no no judgment
31:37I'd be a knack too if everyone else was getting some but me you know whatever level of trauma you
31:45have doesn't justify you acting out in such desperate place for attention
32:16oh my boyfriend and my ex having a casual chat love that for me
32:22oh look at them they're becoming friends hopefully it's just friends this time
32:28I do not need any more thought to us today
32:31hey my guys uh I'm just gonna take good old Noah here
32:41that is the most just Ken dude I've ever why does she let him walk around unsupervised
32:47yeah we have more pressing things to sort out oh what are you two up to how did that happen
32:54I don't
32:55know I just thought rip the band-aid off are you cooked always leave the band-aid on everyone knows
32:59that oh wouldn't Amory have seen someone turn back she was pretty focused on the ride right but who would
33:04even have a reason to do that also you never mentioned the guy was a black belt in absolute
33:08silence so his whole MO was randomly shutting me up meanwhile I'm super subtle use of the signal yeah
33:13sorry I didn't know what else to do wait wait let me finish oh that is bad Harper what did
33:19you say
33:20you did this to me Malachi please don't voice down you fucked up my shoulder whoa
33:24Hammond Harper found out the old fella didn't do it one of us had to turn it all on hey
33:28whoa don't do this
33:29here bros I didn't do it who else even would turned on what I did the sprinklers someone turned on
33:40the
33:40sprinklers and Malachi got wet he slipped right over yeah hmm right
34:09I got you it had to be me not necessarily of course it was based on what I don't know
34:15the
34:15guy hates me and I embarrassed the shit out of him oh get over yourself it wasn't me wait are
34:20we
34:20still talking about a sprinkler yes maybe there were water restrictions or something get back in
34:26your box Malachi you don't even know what you're on about let's go Felix could have been any one of
34:30us only two people walked past the blind spot and could have doubled back it's far to seem like the
34:36obvious choice but there's also you
34:43haha Amory missy if you don't know enough we're all screwed you're serious maybe you're defending
34:51your boyfriend's honor yeah as if he can defend himself I don't like doing this missy okay but
34:55if you would push you love doing this you always gotta be stirring shit no no no no no what
35:02about
35:02you Amory you're on the ground by yourself pretty bloody quick to point the finger aren't you well
35:06I'm not the one who's been off since that night like they're hiding something and I am according to who
35:22I didn't I didn't I didn't mean did you talk to him about us no that's not what I meant
35:29hey miss speeches
35:35I didn't mean
35:43thanks mom and dad for throwing another great party let's keep you short and sweet like missy
35:51you've been a pain in my ass for years
35:55that's all I got to say I just want to give a big thank you to the fam for putting
36:00up with her
36:02and you wrap bags her friends missy's got herself a solid crew for life
36:12I can't wait for next year to be rid of all you dogs
36:17can I just say a few words no you've said enough
36:22first chance you get you throw me under the bus it's not friendship that's tragic
36:29how about some cake
36:35yes
36:53confetti all through my bed now thanks for that
37:01And all the things are still the same
37:04Just you and me are changing everything
37:09Nobody knows you're on
37:10Why'd you talk to Admarie about me?
37:12Because something is up
37:15This morning, the way that you bailed
37:17I had plans
37:17Yeah, but we were about to, like
37:19What even is your point right now?
37:20Do you want to do it with someone else?
37:22Is that...
37:22What?
37:26We could try a hall pass
37:27And, like, just a one-off thing
37:29And, and...
37:29Go home, spider!
37:31Had enough B.S. for one night
37:55I don't want to hear it right now, Sash
37:59Sure
38:05Look, I don't...
38:06I don't know what any of that was
38:11I don't care
38:16But are you okay?
38:31Anne-Marie does it again
38:36Okay, you are angry
38:37I am shutting up and listening
38:39Look, I told you all
38:41I asked you not to go through with that stupid revenge prank
38:47You couldn't have known how it would go
38:50I was locked up
38:53Now, finally, life is good
38:55Now, finally, life is good
38:56Safe
38:57And you lot
38:58It's like you want to blow it up
39:00It was a bad choice
39:01And I regret it
39:03I don't want us to get dragged down again
39:05Okay?
39:06For the first time ever
39:07I love my life
39:09So do I
39:10And we are going to keep it that way?
39:14And we are going to keep it that way
39:20I think we can all agree mistakes were made
39:23Reckon Missy's okay?
39:27Okay?
39:35So that man is in hospice
39:42Shit
39:43I mean, that's completely fucked
39:50I know you didn't start that ride
39:52You wouldn't
39:54Thanks
40:01Sorry I've been such a bitch
40:07Me too
40:10I've been so anti-spider, but
40:14You guys seem happy
40:18Right?
40:22I don't know
40:23I've just been freaking out a bit
40:26Something's off between us
40:29With me
40:30I think I've just been stressing out
40:32About what's happened at the carnival
40:34And I'm taking it out on him
40:42Oh my god
40:45Yeah, it's official now
40:46We're screwed
40:53Work watch got Clancy's blood test back
40:55What's that got to do with the accident?
40:57Well, they're saying that the useless bastard
40:59Was drinking on the job
41:00Shit
41:01Yeah, so they looked into his paperwork
41:02And he didn't sign off
41:04And all the safety checks for the day
41:06So they're calling it
41:08Mechanical failure
41:09Wait, so no one turned on the ride?
41:12They reckon it malfunctioned
41:14But it's bullshit
41:14Yeah
41:15They just want to close the case or whatever
41:17So why are you cupping hate from the papers then?
41:20Well, cause
41:21Looks like
41:22We tried doing an insurance job
41:23I cancelled the order
41:25I've got no record of that
41:26Not my fault
41:27I can't afford this, mate
41:29We're totally skinned
41:32We owe Missy a massive apology
41:34And Spider a slightly smaller one
41:37They're not getting an insurance payout, Anne
41:39Oh, yeah
41:40The ride switched on by itself
41:42Just seeing Jackie
41:44Sucks, but
41:45It's not my fault
41:47So that makes it okay?
41:49Well, legally and stuff, yeah
41:51Oh my god
41:52Pops
41:53Pops
41:54You're in the clear
41:56That's all that matters
41:58Trust me
42:00Everything's gonna be okay
42:20Thanks for the do-over
42:21I'm glad you could fit me in
42:22It's always best to get back in the saddle
42:24As quickly as possible
42:25I don't remember there quite being so much
42:28Listerous yesterday
42:30Queenie
42:33Oh, sorry
42:34Uh, Darren, this is Neil
42:35From the Uncrowed Toil Society
42:36The horse guy
42:38Uh, Queenie
42:40Well, if it isn't the smut queen herself
42:43I've been cupping shit for months
42:46And this whole time it was you
42:47How did she live?
42:49Oh!
42:51Unbelievable
42:51What was that?
42:53What was that?
42:55Why didn't you tell me you would
42:57Velvet dance?
43:01Neil, let's go inside and get started
43:03In retrospect, your passion for horse breeding
43:06Should have raised a red flag
43:10Yeah
43:11Your scholarship application
43:13Can progress no further
43:15We all love horses
43:16We all love horses
43:17But bestiality is against our ethos
43:20And the law
43:23Neil
43:25Neil, what?
43:27Why does he think that?
43:30The part about the centaur who likes to watch?
43:34How many dudes you know
43:35Should I do this out on the scholarship
43:38Because
43:40Because he thinks my interest in horse
43:42Is sexual
43:43Rock a show like this
43:45Uh-uh
43:46Uh-uh
43:46I don't know
43:47Anybody
43:48Check, check
43:49Check, check
43:51Check, check
44:38How many dudes I think for
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