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00:22:57Yeah, the glue is the most important part.
00:22:59All right, everyone.
00:23:00Thirty minutes left to go.
00:23:03Let's do this.
00:23:05Careful, the frosting hasn't hardened yet.
00:23:09No, Cal, stop the...
00:23:15Sorry.
00:23:17We're gonna need a pivot.
00:23:36I should have built a stadium.
00:23:48Everybody, please listen up for a second.
00:23:50We made it to our first Christmas market here in Regensburg, Bavaria.
00:23:53Those of you who are, say, gentle walkers,
00:23:56you can stay near me if you would like.
00:23:58The rest of you are free to wander the market,
00:24:00which fills the whole park.
00:24:02But remember, the boat will leave tonight by 7 p.m.,
00:24:05so make sure you're back from the markets by then, all right?
00:24:08The dark has a very strict schedule,
00:24:09and we will leave without you.
00:24:11All right, have fun. Enjoy yourself.
00:24:14Feel free to split up and explore,
00:24:16but I have found a super fun activity for all of us,
00:24:19so I want you there, okay?
00:24:21Why am I afraid to ask what it is?
00:24:23Bavarian dancers.
00:24:24Wow, like Dylan's Heritage Day dance back in 2nd grade.
00:24:28The Schupletlass.
00:24:30I had a love-hate relationship with that outfit.
00:24:32Oh, it's still in the closet.
00:24:33Okay, let's go. Come on.
00:24:34Yeah, cool.
00:24:35All right, let's go this way. Let's get some food.
00:24:38Did you ever get to Regensburg when you were at the Olympics?
00:24:41No.
00:24:42It wasn't time.
00:24:44But I'm glad I'm here now with you.
00:24:47Oh.
00:24:50You have reached Dr. William Patel.
00:24:52I am not available at the moment, but...
00:24:55I am worried about Dylan.
00:24:57Something is not right. I feel it.
00:25:00He'll tell us when he wants to.
00:25:02He always does.
00:25:21Ha-ha, you're really crushing on the Prussian, eh?
00:25:23Oh!
00:25:24What's the glue vine?
00:25:25What's glue vine?
00:25:26Hot, spicy, mulled wine.
00:25:28Think of it as my apology for crushing your gingerbread dreams.
00:25:30Oh, apology accepted.
00:25:33Cheers.
00:25:34Cheers.
00:25:35Cheers.
00:25:38Where are mom and dad?
00:25:39They're hanging with the Gentle Walkers group.
00:25:41Since when are they Gentle Walkers?
00:25:42Dad's an Olympic speed skater.
00:25:43Yeah, before we were born.
00:25:45Life's full of unforeseen changes.
00:25:47Hey!
00:25:48Ow, just let him have it.
00:25:49He's wound tighter than a watch spring.
00:25:52Oh, a watch spring is something that used to be in watches,
00:25:55which you wore on your wrist.
00:25:56You're done.
00:25:57I'm getting another glue vine.
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:00Do not touch that pretzel.
00:26:03Wouldn't dream of it.
00:26:05Wundheit!
00:26:06Lime.
00:26:32Epic gingerbread victory.
00:26:33My brother's envy knows no bounds.
00:26:35He seems to have recovered.
00:26:38Well, don't let the dancing fool you.
00:26:40He's plotting his revenge.
00:26:41I'll keep alert.
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43In the meantime, we're heading back to the boat with the early returners.
00:26:46Grandpa's done a lot of walking today.
00:26:48All right.
00:26:48I'll see you back on the boat then.
00:26:49Mom wants us to stick around and watch the dancers more.
00:26:52Family bonding.
00:26:53Are you going to be dancing too?
00:26:55Well, you never know what will happen when the accordion takes a hold.
00:26:59Now that, I'd like to see.
00:27:02Wait, that was not meant to be flirty.
00:27:05Disregard.
00:27:05Oh, I heard nothing.
00:27:07Nothing except the sweet sound of compressed air mingled with keyboard.
00:27:16I can't like this catching up with me.
00:27:18I think I'm going to join the group returning to the boat.
00:27:20Ben, come with me.
00:27:21What about the finale?
00:27:22This was your idea.
00:27:23Well, you should stay.
00:27:25And keep track of Dylan.
00:27:26Looks like he's a few blue vine deep.
00:27:29Oh, yes.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:32This is weird.
00:27:35What is going on with him?
00:27:36No clue.
00:27:37Do you think it's as typical overstressing about work?
00:27:39Nah, this feels personal.
00:27:42William.
00:27:43Is anyone feeling badly that I don't have a partner?
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:49But don't worry.
00:27:51I already found someone who's with me quite nice.
00:27:54Huh?
00:27:55Oh, my God.
00:27:56Oh, my God.
00:27:57It's happening, but first.
00:27:58We need some new croaks.
00:28:01Fire up the camera.
00:28:02Go.
00:28:03Oh, my God.
00:28:15Yes, Kelly!
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:27Yes, Kelly!
00:28:29Yes, Kelly!
00:28:42That took longer than expected.
00:28:44What time is it?
00:28:45Thank you, I'm starving.
00:28:46My phone must have switched to European.
00:28:49What's 1835 in American?
00:28:51That's the time?
00:28:51We gotta go, guys.
00:28:53We gotta get to the pole.
00:28:53Now!
00:28:54Oh, no.
00:28:56Dylan!
00:28:58Oh, what?
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Almost there.
00:29:03I'm coming.
00:29:05I got to do your husband.
00:29:12Are you kidding me?
00:29:19Are you sure that this is the right doc?
00:29:21I dropped a pin.
00:29:22You can drop a pin, but you can't set your phone to a time you can actually read?
00:29:25You have a phone, too.
00:29:26I was getting the small to smuggledbacken.
00:29:28Not what it's called.
00:29:29I'm surprised mom and dad didn't try to call and warn us.
00:29:31They went back to the boat.
00:29:32They're probably asleep.
00:29:33Oh, sleep sounds lovely right now.
00:29:34I'm gonna call them.
00:29:39Where are my regular clothes?
00:29:42Oh, God.
00:29:43The good news is passengers missing the boat is not as uncommon as you would think.
00:29:47You will simply have to meet us at our next dock, which is Degendorf.
00:29:50And the bad news?
00:29:51We are only there until 6 p.m.
00:29:53And you will have to secure your own transportation.
00:29:55Oh, and you have to find a place to sleep tonight.
00:29:58Okay, we'll get a hotel room.
00:29:59Well, it's four days before Christmas.
00:30:01Your chances of finding a hotel room are very, very slim.
00:30:04I'll contact a few colleagues and see what I can do.
00:30:07In the meantime, please send us your exact location, all right?
00:30:09Okay, I'm gonna hang up now so we can start looking.
00:30:13I should never have suggested you go to the hotel to rest.
00:30:16But you were right.
00:30:17I needed to.
00:30:19This is not my idea of family bonding.
00:30:26How's it going?
00:30:27Find anything?
00:30:27Nothing!
00:30:29Who steals another man's clothes?
00:30:31Not you.
00:30:33Emery searching for an available hotel room.
00:30:35Oh.
00:30:35Noah was right.
00:30:36I checked online.
00:30:37He called all his contacts.
00:30:38Nothing is there.
00:30:39Everything is booked.
00:30:40Even the hostels.
00:30:40We are so not staying in a hostel.
00:30:42That's right, Captain Glühwein.
00:30:43Because we are not staying anywhere at all.
00:30:48What the, Hilda?
00:30:50American, Dylan.
00:30:52Oh, oh, we missed our boat.
00:30:55And somebody stole my clothes.
00:30:56Don't worry, mein Liebchen.
00:30:58You can keep the lederhosen.
00:30:59And they fit great.
00:31:00But what we're more worried about is catching the riverboat our parents are on.
00:31:04Is there a night train to Deggendorf?
00:31:05The last one would have left half an hour ago.
00:31:07I would take you in the van, but I'm headed in a different direction.
00:31:10Is there, like, an all-night restaurant or something?
00:31:13We could park at one and order some strudel or cocoa or...
00:31:16This is not Berlin.
00:31:18Nothing here stays open all night.
00:31:20How about an open park bench for sleeping?
00:31:24My cousin Gunther converted his barn into a hotel.
00:31:26It's just outside the city.
00:31:28I can take you up the mountain myself.
00:31:30Will you excuse us for just one minute?
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:36We're all out of options.
00:31:38I say we do it.
00:31:39An off-the-grid mountain hotel?
00:31:41Uh-uh, I've seen this movie before and it usually airs around Halloween, not Christmas.
00:31:46Red flags abound.
00:31:47Okay, if we get there and something seems off, we bail.
00:31:50Bail where?
00:31:50Into a snow cave?
00:31:52I'm the oldest.
00:31:53I'll protect you.
00:31:53Ew.
00:31:54We'll protect you.
00:31:55I may not have been a collegiate athlete, but you should see what I can do on a Pilates reformer.
00:31:59It's not a competition, Dylan.
00:32:01Said Cal Keller never.
00:32:02No one is protecting anyone from anything.
00:32:03We are going to stay right here in Braggensburg and take our chances with the elements.
00:32:18Fine.
00:32:19We go with Fräulein Hilda.
00:32:22Let's hope she also believes that the hills are alive and not the alternative.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Hilda on three.
00:32:28No.
00:32:29No.
00:32:29What?
00:32:33Hi.
00:33:06When she said it was a converted barn, I was expecting more hay.
00:33:10Why do I feel like I'm on the inside of a future true crime podcast?
00:33:14I'm into it.
00:33:21Success!
00:33:23There is room at the inn.
00:33:25But only one.
00:33:26Well, take it.
00:33:28Cousin Günther is busy tomorrow, so he said he will have Hansi take you to the dock in Deggendorf.
00:33:33Hansi?
00:33:33Yes.
00:33:34That's very kind of you, Hilda. Thank you.
00:33:37It's my pleasure.
00:33:38And if the room is too small for the three of you, you are more than welcome to travel on
00:33:43with me to Heidelberg.
00:33:46Tempting, but I really should stay with my family.
00:33:50Of course, my sweet Dylan.
00:33:53But we will always have Regensburg.
00:33:55My little Lipschinn.
00:34:03Deb!
00:34:06What?
00:34:06No!
00:34:07I have a sciatica!
00:34:09That's not a real thing!
00:34:10Yes, it is!
00:34:11That's my doctor!
00:34:14Stop!
00:34:15What would Dad say about Keller's chivalry if he knew his sons let their baby sister sleep on the cold,
00:34:24hard floor at Christmas?
00:34:29Fine.
00:34:31There you go.
00:34:33Oh, a pillow. Thank you so much.
00:34:37Do we really have to sleep at the lights on?
00:34:39Have you seen the creepy elf above me? The trauma is real.
00:34:45Guys, why do you think Mom and Dad really asked us to come along on this trip?
00:34:48What do you mean?
00:34:49We've done a million of these trips.
00:34:51Filled up a million scrapbooks with forced family phone photos.
00:34:54Yeah, but this one was so last minute.
00:34:56And didn't you feel like they were super insistent that we all come?
00:34:59Like, we haven't done one in almost five years, you know?
00:35:02William has never even been on one.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05Did he not want to come because he was worried about spending too much time with all of us?
00:35:09I don't want to talk about it.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:13I think we're here because we haven't done one of these in a really long time.
00:35:17Dad's retired now and always wanted to come back to Austria to relive his glory days.
00:35:22Yeah, and Mom loves this region.
00:35:23It's like the most Christmas-iest place that ever Christmased.
00:35:27I hope you're right.
00:35:28But I don't know.
00:35:29I'm just scared they're holding back somehow.
00:35:32I'm sure you're not just projecting.
00:35:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:35:35I don't know.
00:35:36I learned that it was something I was doing a lot when things got bad with Angie.
00:35:42I started worrying about everybody else's problems instead of realizing that I was the one who was struggling.
00:35:50Hey, Em, will you do me a favor?
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:54Will you check and make sure that's really cattle over there?
00:35:56Seriously, who are you?
00:35:57It's still me.
00:35:59Just have grown a little, I guess.
00:36:03Look, just know that if either of you want to talk to me about anything, I'm here for you.
00:36:11I may be cramped in the corner of a 19th century German guest house, but I'm here.
00:36:22Love you guys.
00:36:23Love you too.
00:36:25Love you too.
00:36:37Love you too.
00:36:38This is Hansie.
00:36:39Yo, cool.
00:36:41Hilda said we can leave it at the docks.
00:36:42Her cousin Kurt will pick it up later.
00:36:43When did she say that?
00:36:44She texted me.
00:36:45When did she get your number?
00:36:46We had a connection, okay?
00:36:49It's a shoot platter thing you wouldn't understand.
00:36:51Love you too, Jonathan.
00:36:53I'm following you.
00:37:08they are on their way your narration of their every step is better than an audiobook oops
00:37:18oh i got it do you mind if a couple of stragglers join you
00:37:24please do thank you ann has been entertaining me with our children's little detour how far off are
00:37:31they cruising through the mountains on their way to dingendorf moving slowly but they're moving cal
00:37:37is in charge he is great at logistics he takes after his dad natural born leader are we seriously
00:37:44lost do you know how many of these road names end in strabe that b makes an s sound it's
00:37:49strasa and
00:37:49strasa is the german word for street even i know that okay well what strasa should we be on
00:37:54and you made a left at and the difference is the little dots are important okay well then we'll
00:38:02have to double back good thing we don't have to be there till 6 p.m oh good thing we
00:38:05don't have to be
00:38:06just 6 p.m oh wow you're so touchy when you don't have your morning protein very important for my
00:38:10metabolism
00:38:14are you serious
00:38:19ah not even close watch this oh on the edge
00:38:28i'm sorry to bother you but there has been a change of plans about dinged off
00:38:32uh change the port has a conflict they double booked us with another cruise line that had engine
00:38:36trouble so we are going to have to depart here early wait can they do that in emergencies yes well
00:38:42how early 2 p.m wait no cal and emery and dylan are still on their way i know i'm
00:38:48sorry but we have
00:38:49our orders it'll be okay yeah i'm lowering my yelp review of gunter's hotel because hansi has a broken
00:38:57gas cage and my pillow smelled like hay oh mine too i thought it was me i've been wearing the
00:39:01same
00:39:01clothes for 24 hours we all stink sweetie i don't think this costume's been washed ever can you wash
00:39:07leather you know she's definitely less than ideal but i'm really glad you guys are with me
00:39:13forgot how much fun you are it's almost worth the torture
00:39:18keep pushing
00:39:23so new news lauren's moving to maine with her boyfriend really yep i was gonna tell you guys
00:39:30last night but uh i didn't have the mental energy oh i always thought she was in love with you
00:39:37yeah
00:39:37well she got over it are you gonna be able to get over it eventually it's my fault i always
00:39:48knew she
00:39:48kind of liked me but after the divorce i was afraid to put myself out there for fear of failure
00:39:54and then when i was ready it's too late
00:40:00as long as we're sharing oh no what guys do we gotta go now
00:40:06oh what are you doing driving the rest of the way you guys always say i drive too fast here's
00:40:12where
00:40:12it comes in handy you even know how to drive this thing i deliver for scoot all through college i
00:40:17didn't
00:40:17know that girls gotta eat okay hang on
00:40:34where are they should be right here
00:40:36where are they
00:40:49we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here stop the boat
00:41:13we made it we made it
00:41:20oh we did it we did it
00:41:26room for one more
00:41:33where are you going darling and why are you dressed like an elf i'll have you know this is traditional
00:41:39bavarian mountain attire and hilda said i pulled it off quite nicely i'm sorry hilda who is hilda
00:41:45somebody who was there for me when i needed them why are you here because we agreed to be on
00:41:50this
00:41:50trip together and then we changed our mind and you didn't think to call or text that you were
00:41:56coming i thought it would be better in person are you ready to tell me what's going on
00:42:07okay okay dylan dylan where where are you elsewhere
00:42:20you know i thought you'd be glad to see me
00:42:24i am glad to see you truly but i set a boundary and i'm sticking to it
00:42:29if you're not ready to tell me why you're acting so weird then i still need my space
00:42:35do you need my space i promise not to snore you'll fail miserably
00:42:42wow your room's really tiny mom texted there's a big hot cocoa bar on the horizon lounge i was
00:42:47gonna hit up bobsled bingo but uh i think i need to shower first yes you do get showered text
00:42:53me later
00:43:01yeah
00:43:02em oh oh i got it i got it
00:43:10hi well the great adventure has returned oh guess you heard oh we've all heard the color kids are now
00:43:18infamous up and down the danube really from the german alps to the black sea
00:43:23fascinating
00:43:26well we're usually good for at least one near disaster per family adventure so tell me how is one of
00:43:33your
00:43:33family fun adventures different than a regular vacation well basically we uh
00:43:40go someplace where it's just us or a group setting how did you know a group setting like this where
00:43:46there's
00:43:46everybody and uh we don't get to have fun or relax we just have to do themed events so we
00:43:52can reconnect
00:43:54it's annoying at first because we tend to get on each other's nerves but eventually
00:43:59not so bad as an only child i'm officially jealous
00:44:04well you're more than welcome to join us the next time we miss a boat i don't know if i'm
00:44:08that jealous
00:44:10cheers cheers i am not another person at all
00:44:20smile
00:44:22christmas came early oh i just got your email with a link to the photos and i did not expect
00:44:29this considered an apology for all the trouble we caused yesterday apologies accepted this is great
00:44:34work i have to pay you for this that is not how presents work okay at least let me pay
00:44:39you what i
00:44:39would have paid the other photographer well that's really not why i sent them but the truth is i could
00:44:46kind of use it oh yeah i haven't exactly shared this with my family but i got let go from
00:44:52my job just
00:44:53before i came here oh i'm sorry but after consideration i will take you up on your demand for unsolicited
00:45:01payment exactly then if you continue to take more photos like this i will pay for those as well
00:45:06i'll even send you a contract tonight to keep everything official miss emery keller you got
00:45:14yourself a photographer mr noah shaffer great so let's see you at the cocoon great that's a good idea
00:45:38dylan hi william hello have you talked to my parents yet been catching up with them did you
00:45:46tell them about us what would i tell i honestly wish you would tell me what this is
00:45:54ah dinner time let's not be late we want to celebrate william's arrival
00:46:01uh you guys go ahead we need to kill our kids family conference okay we'll join you in a minute
00:46:05don't be too long
00:46:16well what has he told you nothing and that's so unlike william his consistent honesty is one of the
00:46:23reasons i fell in love with him in the first place that and his chiseled jawline and his brain his
00:46:31accent it's hey you want me to talk to him no please don't do the big brother talk that thank
00:46:36you
00:46:37though i appreciate it i'm just i'm afraid he's fallen out of love with me
00:46:46uh look i'm certainly not an expert in long-term relationships but i don't think someone flies
00:46:52halfway around the world to be with you and their entire family if they've fallen out of love
00:47:04i hope you're right thank you at least one of us is doing okay huh i got laid off by
00:47:15mass email
00:47:17and i'm gonna stop talking now please don't tell mom and dad i just really don't want to worry them
00:47:23oh we won't em and i'm sorry that happened yeah you don't deserve that thank you on the plus side
00:47:29noah hired me to take photos for the rest of the trip so at least i'm good until i figure
00:47:34out my next
00:47:34steps all right new crush coming through he's not a crush please the whole boat can see it and half
00:47:39of them are legally blind please not freeze out all the warm fuzzies we got going on right now sorry
00:47:47so what are you gonna do with this not crush who's totally a crush nothing because we're working
00:47:54together and that would be wrong oh kids dinner now really oh my gosh come on he's always like this
00:48:09welcome to salzburg the birthplace of mozart i have earpieces for anyone who's interested in
00:48:15some guided history but feel free to wander off and explore the city on your own some of you should
00:48:21be reminded to be back at the buses at 8 pm the latest you know who you are also each
00:48:28of you gets
00:48:2820 euros for the white elephant gift exchange tomorrow night no need to thank me because you already paid
00:48:34for this in advance here we go make it fun here all right killers what's the plan okay i don't
00:48:46feel
00:48:46like keeping up with the tour so why don't we go our own ways what no i don't want to
00:48:51miss out on the
00:48:51history whatever you want sweetie oh tour nerd is back baby you're gonna stand in front and ask all your
00:48:56annoying questions i will not be shamed for my curiosity thank you okay okay okay so we know what dylan
00:49:02is
00:49:02doing and we know that cal will be doing whatever felicity is doing and m will follow noah oh no
00:49:07not
00:49:08true i am going to be doing my job and taking pictures of both groups thank you very much going
00:49:13rogue i like it william i'm team tour nerd all the way okay killers salzburg on three one two three
00:49:22salzburg i hate when we do that what do you say we split up i want a little alone time
00:49:41maybe some
00:49:42blue vine and wander who are we maria von trapp come on grandpa i came on this trip to spend
00:49:50time with you
00:49:50well we have some time together just you'll see more of the city this way besides i have to find
00:49:57my white elephant gift if you're trying to set me up with cal i told you it's not happening it's
00:50:02way
00:50:03too soon for both of us we all have heartbreak in our life it's what we do after that sets
00:50:08our life's
00:50:09direction okay you are waxing philosophical now i will do my own thing
00:50:18for christmas market go back to the late 15th century which would make one of the oldest christmas
00:50:23markets in the world thank you by the way uh trey left an envelope for you after the day left
00:50:29that would be the executed contracts for the silverton project so it's done scaring the land is i still have
00:50:35to present to the board my vision of what kind of community it'll be yeah you've done a million
00:50:40times over yeah what's wrong it's the million times part i want to do something different i just don't
00:50:49know what that is you'll figure it out what makes you so sure because when you set your mind to
00:50:57something
00:50:58dylan keller there is no stopping you you're the most determined man i think i've ever met
00:51:05you're so confusing i know and i don't need to be then stop being so vague and just tell me
00:51:12what it is
00:51:14it's me dylan if i could speak to you about what's going on right now i would i swear is
00:51:20it your health
00:51:21what no your job no before you say it's not it's not that i don't love you
00:51:29but apparently you don't trust me
00:51:32i'm not sure what's worse
00:51:42that one looks nice how lucky are we huh
00:51:50oh no pictures please i'm with my family but you're so cute i agree good to see you using the
00:51:57camera again yeah you don't think i'm destined to process data i think you're destined to work with
00:52:02that very expensive necklace you have on i know that well you know it's not that simple
00:52:08why not well because the cost of living hasn't exactly been kind to my generation and uh i'd like
00:52:16to pay my bills and you can't do that as a photographer look what happened when you took those
00:52:20photos for noah are my financial advisor and former cpa parents actually advising me to go down the path
00:52:27less practical look we want our kids to be happy and you are always happiest when you're catching
00:52:33memories on film or digi pixels or whatever the technology is he's never gonna get it is he no
00:52:40all right one more all right uh-huh nice nice you guys make me happy you make us happy em
00:52:50come on come on tell her squeeze come on why don't we go find some white elephants okay yeah
00:53:04hi
00:53:35these are nice these are nice uh nice color
00:53:46hey find anything you're not allowed to ask me that come on secrecy's half the fun of a white
00:53:51elephants exchange fine so where's grandpa ron he ditched me what said he was feeling a little uh
00:53:58wanderlust this sure is the place for him have you found your gift yet wouldn't you like to know
00:54:07the
00:54:08are you american i'm sorry i'm sorry you sound american oh yes i uh i am i am american i'm
00:54:14austrian
00:54:14but i studied english in california when i was at university oh i really miss it yeah well you know
00:54:20the west coast is the best coast as they say if you want to i can show you around some
00:54:27local treasures
00:54:28i found that the cookies i was looking for silly cal just loves simpsterna
00:54:38excuse us
00:54:41i hope that was okay yeah no i love being rescued from an adorable austrian just totally flirting with
00:54:48me especially when it's by a super cute american who i'm not allowed to flirt with
00:55:04you got it sounds better when you say it none of that i don't know what you mean i'm sure
00:55:11you do
00:55:27what do you think about this for mom
00:55:31i think i'm still mad at you but i think viva will love it
00:55:37i get the red one though it'll look better on her probably right
00:55:41have you talked to your mom about whatever's going on
00:55:45i don't know is it about her no mom is fine
00:55:49i'm actually going to call her tomorrow night after the elephant exchange
00:55:53do you want to join me that depends on if we've cleared up whatever this is
00:55:59understood but dylan i do trust you know that if it was up to me oh is it not up
00:56:05to you
00:56:07it's a
00:56:12oh no you know i love a choir
00:56:19this is not over it's on pause okay
00:56:31oh
00:56:52nice shot
00:56:56looks like now it's time for you to take a shot at love
00:56:58Don't need color commentary on my never-gonna-happen dating life.
00:57:02Come on, Keller. I'm just trying to help you get your head in the game.
00:57:05Thanks, Coach Bull.
00:57:06Oh, thanks. I take that as a compliment.
00:57:09Your mother would love it.
00:57:12Christ in deine Geburt.
00:57:19Christ in deine Geburt.
00:57:29We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:57:32We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
00:57:36Good timings we bring to you and your kin.
00:57:40We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
00:58:05Oh.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:15Oh.
00:58:24Oh.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:31Oh.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:46Sorry. I wasn't trying to spy.
00:58:48Oh, no, no, it's fine.
00:58:50But if you're still trying to find out my secret gift,
00:58:53you can stop now. I'm not giving in.
00:58:55No, no, I'll find out tonight at the exchange.
00:58:57Bet you won't know which is mine.
00:58:59Oh, a challenge. All right, I'm into it.
00:59:03So where's Grandpa Ron?
00:59:04Still Wanderlusting in Salzburg?
00:59:07He's playing poker with a group of his new friends
00:59:09closer to his age.
00:59:11Oh, so you've been ditched.
00:59:12Again? Yes, I have.
00:59:15Seriously, though, I'm glad he's putting himself out there.
00:59:18I admire his resilience.
00:59:20How so?
00:59:22He lost my grandmother a couple years ago,
00:59:24and he's been working to recover ever since.
00:59:28Like by taking this trip?
00:59:29Yep. He's been so excited about this.
00:59:33It made me excited.
00:59:35And has it helped you with your romantic disappointment?
00:59:39That's a pretty creative euphemism for divorce.
00:59:42That's a nice ring, doesn't it?
00:59:45But, uh, yes, it has.
00:59:48Good.
00:59:50Has it helped with yours?
00:59:52Yeah, kinda.
00:59:54The biggest disappointment was not appreciating
00:59:56my longtime friend Lauren.
00:59:57Did you two date?
00:59:58Nope.
01:00:00That was the worst part.
01:00:01I think I always, uh, imagined in the back of my mind
01:00:04that we would end up together.
01:00:07Except I never mentioned it to her.
01:00:09Probably should have done that.
01:00:10Probably should have.
01:00:12But you know, I was newly divorced,
01:00:13and I guess I just thought I had a lot more time.
01:00:18I'm sorry, Val.
01:00:20You don't have to be.
01:00:21I think it's all for the best.
01:00:23In what way?
01:00:24I think in losing her,
01:00:26I learned something that I couldn't have learned any other way.
01:00:31That's a very mature way to look at it.
01:00:34Well, even the coach needs coaching sometimes.
01:00:37I think the coach needs a cocktail.
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:40Excellent play.
01:00:46You know, they'll have a skate rental in Vienna.
01:00:48You didn't have to lug these all the way out here.
01:00:50But these are good luck.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:55I think I'm gonna need it.
01:00:57You are my good luck charm.
01:01:02Let's go have some fun.
01:01:08Who's ready to find the white elephant in the room?
01:01:11For those of you not familiar with the rules
01:01:13of the white elephant gift exchange,
01:01:15you already picked a random number
01:01:17in which order you're gonna select.
01:01:19You'll pick one of these finely wrapped presents here
01:01:22and open it for the crowd to see.
01:01:24Now, the following players,
01:01:25they can either take a new present from the middle
01:01:27or steal someone else's gift.
01:01:29Then the person who loses their gift
01:01:31can steal a different gift
01:01:32or open a new one from the center.
01:01:34And so on.
01:01:35Got this?
01:01:36All right, perfect.
01:01:37So, who's our number one?
01:01:39Who's our number one?
01:01:40Who's our number one?
01:01:42Christmas time is here for everyone
01:01:45Time to celebrate and have some fun
01:01:52We will keep each other warm tonight
01:01:59Under mistletoe and firelight
01:02:04Christmas, oh, Christmas
01:02:12Christmas, oh, Christmas
01:02:16Christmas, Christmas
01:02:19Christmas on a lovely evening
01:02:21Time for giving and receiving
01:02:30Christmas, yeah
01:02:32Christmas, yeah
01:02:36Christmas
01:02:37Christmas
01:02:38Christmas
01:02:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:02:48Okay, I think it's time we had a killer family conversation.
01:02:53Let's find somewhere private, honey.
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:03:04Uh, I'm going to leave you guys to this.
01:03:06No, I want you to come with us.
01:03:09We'll talk about this later.
01:03:12Go on.
01:03:15Okay, you deserve an explanation.
01:03:18And an apology.
01:03:19For what?
01:03:20For us not being completely honest with you about why we decided to call this trip.
01:03:25What do you mean?
01:03:27I was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
01:03:32Oh my goodness.
01:03:33There have been enough clues over the past few months that we decided to get it checked out.
01:03:37But now we know for sure, which is good to have answers.
01:03:41How far along?
01:03:43It's stage one.
01:03:43Which is very mild.
01:03:45But I have been slowing down, which I think you've noticed.
01:03:49Yeah, I sensed something was off, but I never could have imagined this.
01:03:55And that's why the Forrest family Christmas in Austria.
01:03:59Yeah, yeah.
01:04:00To experience it fully with all of you this time of year.
01:04:05Oh, Dad.
01:04:08I know that it's a shock, but people live a long time with this.
01:04:14And very productive lives.
01:04:16It just won't look like we originally thought it would.
01:04:20For example, we're going to sell the house.
01:04:25Because of the stairs.
01:04:27Two floors at the top of the hill.
01:04:29Not exactly easy for someone living with this condition.
01:04:34And I don't think I'm going to be able to ice skate in Vienna like I thought it would.
01:04:39But that's okay.
01:04:40I will see the city with my family.
01:04:44Which is what's most important.
01:04:47I'm so sorry you guys have been going through this by yourself.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:52Well, actually, Dylan...
01:04:54It's not been completely by ourselves.
01:05:13All I want this year is to be near you.
01:05:21Through the frosty window, lights will shine.
01:05:27And I can feel the warmth of home, the fire glow.
01:05:32Yeah, I just want to let you know.
01:05:34We knew.
01:05:36How long?
01:05:38About a few weeks.
01:05:40Your parents called me because they know I've treated many patients with Parkinson's evening.
01:05:45Though Ben has his own primary specialist.
01:05:49Mom and Dad said they made you promise not to tell me because they want to go on this trip
01:05:52first.
01:05:54So I hope they also mentioned I suggested that they tell you.
01:05:58They did.
01:06:00But you still should have.
01:06:04I did not do, sweetheart.
01:06:08Ben spoke to me in confidence and those were his wishes.
01:06:12No.
01:06:15I shouldn't have put you in this position in the first place.
01:06:19Which they were very apologetic about, for the record.
01:06:30My first instinct was to tell you, obviously.
01:06:33But, so, I don't know if this is going to make any sense to you, but...
01:06:38I felt like I was being loyal to you by being loyal to Ben.
01:06:45Dad didn't want me to know because he was afraid I would tell everyone.
01:06:49Hmm?
01:06:50Which, let's be honest, I probably would have.
01:06:59I am so sorry.
01:07:01Babe, it's okay.
01:07:04When we get home, we are going to therapy to establish better parameters for communication.
01:07:11Hmm?
01:07:11And I'm going to take you on a lovely spot.
01:07:15It's my weekend.
01:07:16Deal.
01:07:35We've got a long and beautiful road ahead of us.
01:07:43I've got to go.
01:07:44Huh?
01:07:45I have to talk to Cal and Amory.
01:07:48Is everything all right?
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:49Are you sure?
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:51I love you.
01:07:52I love you so much.
01:07:53I love you too.
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:54I've got to go.
01:07:54Okay.
01:08:02I'm going to go to all my dad's appointments.
01:08:04It shouldn't totally be up to my mom.
01:08:07My cousin Alex is a patient advocate at a hospital in Seattle.
01:08:10I'd be happy to put you in touch with him if you'd like, get insight on how to navigate
01:08:15the process.
01:08:16I'd appreciate that.
01:08:17Of course.
01:08:19It's not the same, but my mom got sick during my first year of law school.
01:08:24I put everything aside to take care of her.
01:08:29Happily, she's 15 years cancer free.
01:08:32Wow.
01:08:32But it's a journey for the whole family.
01:08:35I can imagine.
01:08:36I'm happy to hear she's well.
01:08:39I just feel like I should have known.
01:08:41Cal, you can only see what people choose to show you.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:44I'm beginning to learn that.
01:08:49Thank you for listening.
01:08:51And thank you for asking.
01:08:55Sorry to interrupt.
01:08:57Hi.
01:08:57Can I talk to you?
01:08:58Okay.
01:08:58Like, now?
01:09:00Oh, yeah.
01:09:01To be continued.
01:09:02Sure.
01:09:09Sure.
01:09:10The rain is falling.
01:09:13The snow is falling.
01:09:14The sea is still and starr.
01:09:18The sea is still.
01:09:20Weihnachtlich glänzet the rain.
01:09:25Freude, that's Christ, the child is coming soon.
01:09:44Hey, Em, we're meetin' in Cal's suite.
01:09:53Let's go.
01:10:14Uh...
01:10:16What? A single guy can't spruce his room up a little?
01:10:19This is a little more than spruce.
01:10:20Hey, what, you buy out the whole booth?
01:10:22I saw him at the market and it put me in the Christmas spirit.
01:10:24I don't know, kinda seems like you were hopin' for a visitor.
01:10:27What? No. Look, the guy gave me a great deal, so I bought him up.
01:10:29But we're not talkin' about me, we're talkin' about you.
01:10:31Upstairs with the piano man. You gettin' back in the game, kid?
01:10:34I don't know, Cal. I don't know what anything means. Not today.
01:10:37Listen, Em, if you like him, you gotta let him know.
01:10:38Okay, don't do what I did and wait till it's too late.
01:10:41Can we stay on topic, please?
01:10:43Sorry, you're right. How was William?
01:10:45Yeah, you guys good?
01:10:46What? We're fine, yeah. This is about Mom and Dad.
01:10:49Well, I live close by. I'm gonna be there for everything.
01:10:52And I'm moving back to Portland.
01:10:53You are? That's great news. Did you get a job?
01:10:55Not yet, but I have a plan.
01:10:58Yeah, you and I both.
01:10:59You're moving to Portland?
01:11:00Oh, man, talk about FOMO!
01:11:01What? No, I'm not moving home. Ew.
01:11:04But I do have a plan that I think can help long-term.
01:11:13Didn't I tell you you'd find your inspiration?
01:11:15It's all coming together, man. You got this.
01:11:17I just hope the board goes for it.
01:11:18Dylan, look at me. They will, okay?
01:11:21Get ready, I'm gonna patch you through.
01:11:23And hey, don't forget my Mozart chocolates.
01:11:26Okay.
01:11:27And now I've got Dylan all the way from the Danube River.
01:11:30Dylan, take it away.
01:11:31Good evening, everybody.
01:11:33Thank you so much for staying up so late to take this spontaneous call.
01:11:37I really appreciate it.
01:11:38But...
01:11:39I have an idea.
01:11:46So, guys, there will be no official tour here in Vienna.
01:11:49You each have a map, and I want you to explore on your own.
01:11:53Even the gentlewalkers will be able to see the best parts of the city.
01:11:56Vienna has one of the most accessible public transportation in the world, so no worries about that.
01:12:02I recommend visiting Karlskirche.
01:12:05It's a bit outside the city center, but definitely worth it.
01:12:08Have fun.
01:12:09Enjoy.
01:12:09All right?
01:12:15Uh...
01:12:31Hey, William.
01:12:32How are you?
01:12:33Hi.
01:12:35Dylan's gonna join us later on at the Christmas market.
01:12:37He, uh, just has a business thing he's sent into.
01:12:40On Christmas Eve.
01:12:42You know how he is.
01:12:43We know.
01:12:45Which is why we wanted to apologize to you.
01:12:49If we had thought that asking you not to tell Dylan would cause you to any problems...
01:12:53We would never have put you in that position.
01:12:57I know.
01:12:58I understand.
01:12:59We both do.
01:13:01This is a really big deal, and it's gonna be something that we all learn as we go along.
01:13:07Even you?
01:13:08Even me.
01:13:09We've been on this side of it before.
01:13:12The family side.
01:13:14Yes.
01:13:16We love you, William.
01:13:25Enjoy the gun!
01:13:29And?
01:13:30How was my recommendation?
01:13:32Oh, breathtaking.
01:13:33Did you get some good shots?
01:13:34I think so.
01:13:36No.
01:13:37No.
01:13:37I know so.
01:13:39You're gonna love them.
01:13:40I have no doubts.
01:13:42Where's the rest of your crew?
01:13:43They took the Straßenbahn to the Rathaus.
01:13:46Oh, we have to work on the pronunciation on that.
01:13:48Oh, yeah?
01:13:49Well, we have to hurry, because I leave in two days.
01:13:53Back to Colorado?
01:13:54Yes, but just to get my stuff.
01:13:56I'm actually moving back to Portland.
01:13:57I have no reason to be in Denver anymore, and I'd like to be close to my dad as we
01:14:01figure all this out.
01:14:02I understand.
01:14:04And is there a full-time photography career in your future?
01:14:08No.
01:14:08I'm still gonna look for a remote job in the data field, but I'm also going to be serious about
01:14:13a part-time photography career.
01:14:15And that's only until I can make it full-time.
01:14:17I am not going to let anything stand in my way.
01:14:21Even me.
01:14:22Good.
01:14:25I have a question.
01:14:27Travel is your passion, right?
01:14:29I have a travel company, so I think it's safe to say yes.
01:14:33Okay.
01:14:33Well, then I was wondering how often you travel to the Pacific Northwest.
01:14:40Portland.
01:14:40Portland, specifically.
01:14:42Actually, I've never been.
01:14:44Oh, interesting.
01:14:46Well, in that case, I was wondering, next time you're there, if you would like to go out on a
01:14:55date with me, to be clear.
01:14:59Why wait for Portland?
01:15:02I mean, you want to go on a date today?
01:15:06We're staying in the Portland until tomorrow evening, so no worries about leaving guests behind.
01:15:10Besides, Vienna is one of the most romantic cities in the world.
01:15:15There's no better way to experience it than with someone who excites you.
01:15:20I'm excited?
01:15:21Very much so, yeah.
01:15:24I like that.
01:15:26Oh, how do you say it in German?
01:15:28Aufregend.
01:15:30Yeah, sounds better in English.
01:15:32I agree.
01:15:39Okay, then.
01:15:41And I have a feeling I will be moving the Pacific Northwest to the top of my wishlist.
01:15:46You will not regret it.
01:15:49Shall we take the U-Bahn to the Rathaus?
01:15:51What's that?
01:15:51Oh, you say it?
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:53That makes more sense.
01:16:00So, my favorite dish, Kaiserschmarrn.
01:16:03Yeah.
01:16:03Yeah.
01:16:05Oh.
01:16:06Sorry, I have to check out some guests.
01:16:08All right.
01:16:11I'm in the case!
01:16:12Yes, Keller!
01:16:14There he is!
01:16:15Hey!
01:16:16You get your business done?
01:16:17I did.
01:16:18Did they like the idea?
01:16:19They did.
01:16:20Who's they?
01:16:20I thought we said no more secrets.
01:16:21Hey lady, I had to deal with yours for two weeks.
01:16:23You can handle mine for two seconds, okay?
01:16:25No, James Keller.
01:16:25My company bought a piece of land outside of Silverton, Oregon.
01:16:29Why is that a secret?
01:16:29Your company's always buying land.
01:16:31Still impatient!
01:16:32Always.
01:16:33Have either of you ever heard of a town in Holland called Hogwick?
01:16:37That's Harry Potter school, isn't it?
01:16:38It's all a dad joke, Dad.
01:16:40Real question.
01:16:41No, what is it?
01:16:43It's a special village designed to help people dealing with Alzheimer's.
01:16:47Everything in the community is set up to make life as easy as possible for the residents.
01:16:51Dylan showed us pictures of it last night.
01:16:53It's really cool.
01:16:53I want to do the same thing, but for people with Parkinson's.
01:16:59Are your bosses okay with that?
01:17:01Mom, I am the boss.
01:17:02We've talked about this.
01:17:03But, yes, I had to convince the board, and they're all in.
01:17:08We dive in in the new year.
01:17:16So proud of you.
01:17:17So proud.
01:17:18Aw, come on, everybody.
01:17:19Keller!
01:17:20Come on!
01:17:22Get out of here, Steve.
01:17:23Oh, no.
01:17:24We need Vienna on three.
01:17:25All right.
01:17:25Count it out.
01:17:26Hey!
01:17:27Hey!
01:17:27Yeah!
01:17:29Still hate it.
01:17:38Are we sure this is safe?
01:17:40Yeah, I think so.
01:17:41There's a lot of noises happening.
01:17:43There's a lot of creaks.
01:17:44I don't like it.
01:17:44It might just be part of the music.
01:17:46I think we should make the one in our front yard look like that.
01:17:49Don't you?
01:17:49Yeah.
01:17:51Oh, no.
01:17:52Wait.
01:17:53Are we stuck?
01:17:54I don't like this.
01:17:55Dylan?
01:17:57Just live in the moment.
01:17:58It is what it is.
01:18:00Look at how beautiful it is out here.
01:18:04It's hard to be.
01:18:07You were wrong, you know.
01:18:10About now not being the right time for us to get married.
01:18:13I know you said that because you're about to be dealing with a lot with your family.
01:18:17You're gonna be spending a lot of time with them, too, as you should, by the way.
01:18:21I know.
01:18:27You're still wrong.
01:18:29Now is the best time for us to get married.
01:18:34And it's the actual anniversary of our meet cute.
01:18:39We are cute.
01:18:40Oh.
01:18:41Yeah.
01:18:42We kind of are.
01:18:44But you know what would make us even cuter?
01:18:46Mm-hmm.
01:18:52Is if you would do me the honor of marrying me.
01:18:59I love you so much.
01:19:02If I've learned anything this week, it's that I can't do life without you.
01:19:06I-I don't want to.
01:19:08You're my rock.
01:19:11And I know this isn't exactly the ring I had planned for, or actually the proposal that I had planned
01:19:19for, but...
01:19:23That...
01:19:23No.
01:19:26This is the ring that I had made for you six months ago.
01:19:31Telling Keller, will you marry me?
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Yeah?
01:19:36Of course!
01:19:37Yeah?
01:19:38You have to put your ring on.
01:19:40You have to put your ring on.
01:19:40Here.
01:19:41Here.
01:19:42It's a treat.
01:19:44Excuse me.
01:19:49He said yes!
01:19:50Yes!
01:19:51Yes!
01:19:52So did he!
01:19:53Yes!
01:19:55Yes!
01:19:57It looks like nobody else got the no romance on this trip memo.
01:20:02Well, who can blame him?
01:20:03You know?
01:20:03The beauty of Vienna, especially Christmas time.
01:20:06Romance seems to just pop up out of nowhere.
01:20:09I know that this is one Keller family adventure that I'll never forget.
01:20:13For a couple reasons.
01:20:15And how's your heart?
01:20:17Remarkably good.
01:20:19Yeah.
01:20:20Look, I know that we both agreed that the last thing that either of us wanted on this trip was
01:20:25something romantic.
01:20:26And yet, here we are under the heart tree.
01:20:33And here we are.
01:20:36Felicity, if there's anything I've learned on this trip, it's that I gotta be more in the moment.
01:20:41So that I don't miss something special when it's right in front of me.
01:20:46You know I live in Seattle and you live in Portland.
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Well, I already traveled across the pond to meet you.
01:20:53The trip to Seattle doesn't seem so far.
01:20:57Not far at all.
01:21:09Silent night, fireside with you.
01:21:18Frozen in time, and hanging lies with you.
01:21:26And all is calm
01:21:31With you in my arms
01:21:35Yeah, the glow in my eyes
01:21:38My angel in the snow
01:21:40There's always a little bit of you in my soul
01:21:45The joy to my world
01:21:47My star in the night
01:21:49Let it shine, let it shine
01:21:52Let it shine through the sky
01:21:54No matter where you go
01:21:57Hey, hey, hey!
01:21:59Where's dad?
01:21:59Let Christmas bring you home
01:22:03Come on
01:22:25Let Christmas bring you home
01:22:29Let Christmas bring you home
01:22:30How do you feel so good?
01:22:55How do you feel so good?
01:23:01Just let Christmas, let Christmas bring you home
01:23:13No matter where you go, let Christmas bring you home
01:23:58No matter where you go, let Christmas bring you home
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