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مسلسل Fisk مترجم - Episode 3
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00:20No, I'm doing juice.
00:22You want juice?
00:23What?
00:24Juice.
00:25You want juice?
00:26No, and don't use the juice.
00:29So you're awake, Helen?
00:30What?
00:56Morning, Helen.
00:57How was your weekend?
00:59Yeah, good, thanks.
01:00What'd you get up to?
01:01Um, made some pretty good soup.
01:04That's nice.
01:06Yeah, brought the leftovers for lunch.
01:08Good for you.
01:11Is that all?
01:13I don't know.
01:14Do you have any questions for me about my weekend?
01:18No, I don't think so.
01:22All right, then.
01:26What was that about?
01:27Maybe she wanted some of your soup?
01:30Maybe.
01:31It's a pretty good soup.
01:36Hey, Fisk, you busy?
01:38Oh, I feel like that's a trick question.
01:40If I say no, you'll wonder why I'm not busy.
01:42If I say yes, you'll think I'm rude because I'm saying, get out of my office, I'm busy.
01:45Finished?
01:46Yep.
01:46There's a Popovich coming in at 11.
01:48I want you to take it.
01:49A what-a-vitch?
01:50Popovich.
01:51Might want to hide your purse.
01:53Purse?
01:54I'm not an old woman.
01:55Who says purse?
01:56Raymond, I need you to hide my purse.
01:58All right, so there's a Popovich coming in.
02:04I don't really know about the social.
02:06It's on the beach.
02:07Yeah, it's up.
02:13Hey, don't look now.
02:15I think there's a clown in your reception.
02:17Is it someone's birthday?
02:18I said, don't.
02:19Don't look now.
02:20That's Eileen Popovich.
02:21Is here at 11 o'clock?
02:22Is she circus folk?
02:24Fun.
02:26Hi, Eddie.
02:30All right, that's Popovich.
02:32So I do understand.
02:38Unfortunately, I...
02:41Sorry, I think you accidentally dropped the spoon into your purse.
02:46Pardon?
02:47Never mind.
02:49What I was saying, the problem is I can't grant you power of attorney without your mother being present.
02:54But she's demented.
02:55Right, and is that why you want this authority?
02:57So that you can make decisions about her health and well-being?
03:00No, no.
03:01I need to make the decisions about the money.
03:03She can't be trusted.
03:05She's demented.
03:07Okay, well, whether your mother is demented or has dementia, which I believe is the preferred way of saying it,
03:11I can't, I can't, I can't do anything, we, I'm saying we need to, that's my, that's my diary.
03:18So, did you want to make another appointment?
03:21Yes.
03:21Let's make another appointment.
03:22Yeah.
03:23And then you can give me power of attorney.
03:25Yeah.
03:25Well, get your mother in and you can just help yourself to some free stationary items to go with your
03:31free teaspoon.
03:46Hey.
03:47Hello, Helen.
03:48Hello, Ros.
03:50How's your morning been?
03:51Good, thanks.
03:53Sorry, did you want to use the microwave?
03:55No, no, I'm just saying hello, having a friendly chat.
03:58There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
04:00Sorry, I just thought we already had our chat this morning.
04:03Remember in reception about the soup and the weekend and stuff?
04:07There's no statute of limitations on friendly chit-chat, Helen.
04:11Put a cover on that before we put it in the microwave?
04:14Will do.
04:27Good morning, fine sir.
04:29I'm looking for one Miss Helen Tudor-Fisk.
04:32Nice office.
04:33I'm just going to put a few of these down.
04:36I'm doing a festival nearby.
04:38You might want to come.
04:39Here, have one for yourself.
04:40Tell your friends.
04:41Because we need to ticket sales to go up as well a little bit.
04:46Hey, there's a guy called William in reception to see you.
04:49He says he knows you.
04:50Oh, not William Ford.
04:51He just said William.
04:52Handsome black guy?
04:53I don't know.
04:54You don't know if he's black or you don't know if he's handsome?
04:56Both, I don't see colour.
04:58Or handsome.
04:59Do you see age?
05:00How old do you reckon he was?
05:02Pretty old.
05:02I reckon maybe like 40.
05:04Wow, that's so old.
05:06Did he seem up himself?
05:07Yes, definitely.
05:08He called me fine, sir.
05:11Fisk, I just met your ex-husband in reception.
05:13He's quite the good-looking rooster.
05:23Helen.
05:24Nah, nah.
05:26Come on, out of here.
05:28Okay.
05:33A little friendly hug.
05:34Why are you here?
05:35What do you want?
05:36Oh, God, that's my boss.
05:37Get over here.
05:38Lovely to see you too, Helen.
05:39I'm actually here for the literary festival.
05:41I have some complimentary passes.
05:44Oh, please, as if.
05:45No, quickly, what do you need?
05:46Well, I'm going through a few things, and I found this.
05:49I ordered it for your birthday last year, but, well, you know.
05:51Yeah, then you left me for an older woman.
05:53I remember.
05:53To be fair, Hells, you're an older woman.
05:55Oh, I'm not 63.
05:57God, you two are like Harold and Mort.
05:59Oh, that's showing your age.
06:00Oh, there is.
06:03Oh, okay, well, now I feel bad.
06:06That is really nice.
06:07It is, isn't it?
06:08Hey, can we get a coffee?
06:09There's a few things I need to talk to you about.
06:10No, I can't.
06:11Hells, please, can we get a coffee?
06:13I just want to get a coffee.
06:13I can't.
06:14I'm banned.
06:15Oh, of course you are.
06:16Did you suggest it should be a limit of three takeaways per customer?
06:19No, but that should absolutely be the rule, especially during busy periods.
06:22Oh, I know.
06:22Did you suggest to the barista that it's easier to froth and talk at the same time?
06:25No, but, again, that's not an unreasonable suggestion, you know.
06:27I'm not saying you can't chat to the customers, but just keep the line moving.
06:30Talk and froth, people, talk and froth.
06:31Oh, no, I know.
06:32Did you tell him that he's...
06:33Hey, hey, did you just get some takeaways?
06:36Yeah, okay.
06:38Oh, hey, I don't have my wallet.
06:40There you go.
06:41Use my money.
06:44It's your favourite.
06:45I'll pay you back.
06:46Oh, I bet.
06:53I think it would be a terrific way to cut through.
06:56People love videos on the internet.
06:58I'm not sure people love probate law.
07:01Maybe if we did a cat video or...
07:03Ray, I was just saying, I think Gruber and Gruber should do a promotional video.
07:07Maybe with a cat in it.
07:08I'd be doing anything for Gruber and Gruber, just found out we can't trade under that name
07:12while you're suspended.
07:13You get onto that, George?
07:14Knock one of those Grubers off for me, mate.
07:16Oh, no.
07:17You'll need a ladder.
07:18You might want to start with a second one.
07:20Otherwise, it'd be Ann Gruber, which would look ridiculous.
07:23Oh.
07:25Yeah, I know.
07:26I know.
07:27I know.
07:28It's our dream.
07:33I want shared custody of Arthur.
07:37Okay.
07:37It's Artie.
07:39And how would that work?
07:40You live in Sydney.
07:41Well, six months on, six months off.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:45You're serious?
07:46Well, you just took him.
07:48We never discussed it.
07:49Yeah, he's my dog.
07:50What, you can't be content with just taking the house?
07:53And my self-esteem?
07:54Oh, you don't get it.
07:55I'm an artist.
07:56He is my muse.
07:57Well, he's a pretty shit muse.
07:59You haven't written anything for ten years.
08:01Hurtful.
08:02All right, there hasn't been another novel,
08:03but I've been doing a lot of poetry.
08:06There's been some journaling.
08:07I'm doing a lot of talks at the library.
08:09Wow.
08:09All inspired by my dog.
08:11Our dog.
08:12I bought him, remember?
08:13For me.
08:13You bought him for me.
08:15With my money.
08:19I've still got my wallet.
08:23Oh, sorry.
08:24I forgot.
08:27Can I get the receipt, please?
08:29I can claim it.
08:30It's a business.
08:34Gentle.
08:35Gentle.
08:36Is that a butter knife?
08:39Hello, Helen.
08:40Oh.
08:41Hello, Ros.
08:42How's the weather out there?
08:43It's very good, thanks.
08:45And how is the weather with you?
08:47What does that mean?
08:49Have you chipped that?
08:52Only exterior.
08:56Yeah, but why do I have to do chit-chat every time I pass through in the office?
09:00It's a tiny office.
09:01Well, because it's polite.
09:01It's what people do, Helen.
09:03Well, sorry, mate.
09:03I don't have that much chit-chat.
09:05Yeah, of course you do.
09:06No.
09:06Well, you could ask, how'd you sleep last night, or what's on for the weekend, or have you
09:11got any suggestions, Graeme?
09:13Did you know that many European countries enjoy their main meal of the day at lunchtime?
09:17No, no, that's not chit-chat.
09:19That's like, that's a fun fact.
09:21I think that's more just a fact, mate.
09:22You see, it's got to be casual.
09:23Like, oh, I noticed you're drinking Earl Grey tea.
09:26How delicious.
09:26But have you tried French Earl Grey?
09:28Because it's a little more subtle.
09:29See?
09:30Well, can you let me try again?
09:31Did you know that wombat poo is square?
09:33No, stop.
09:34See, you can't start with did you know, because that's not chit-chat.
09:38Isn't that poo really square?
09:39Guys, I'm actually quite tired.
09:41Do you mind if I go to bed?
09:42Oh, yeah, of course.
09:44Actually, you do look very tired, sweetie.
09:45You should go to bed.
09:51It's just you're on my bed, because I'm sleeping on your sofa, which is very kind of you.
09:55But it means you have to get out of my room.
09:58I'm sending you to bed, but...
10:00Ah, go to bed.
10:02You're like toddlers.
10:03Go on.
10:24Come on in.
10:25Let me show you around.
10:27Here at Gruber and Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
10:31Whether you're looking for a Will or a Helen... Helen?
10:35Morning, Roz.
10:37Did you sleep well?
10:38Get out of my shot.
10:39Keep moving.
10:40I'm working.
10:41Keep walking.
10:41Go, go, go.
10:42Out.
10:43I slept very well.
10:45Morning, George.
10:46Always good to chat.
10:47Start again.
10:48Here.
10:50Don't look at yourself, Roz.
10:51Look at the barrel.
10:52Down the barrel.
10:53Is that there or there?
10:54I think it's there.
11:00Oh, I've just got a couple of teas for you there if you need a spoon.
11:04There's probably one in your bag from last time.
11:07And I might just take that back to reception, I think, Mrs. Popper.
11:10No, finders keepers.
11:12Yeah, well, I found it.
11:13I'm keeping it.
11:17Okay, hide that.
11:19What are they?
11:19Who put these here?
11:20The old guy, the fine sir guy.
11:22No way.
11:24That's not happening.
11:26Oh, Helen.
11:27Yeah?
11:28Can you frisk Mrs. Popovich?
11:29I think she's got the lucky waving cat in her pocket.
11:31No, I'm not going to cavity search an old woman.
11:34Cavity search?
11:35It's not in a prison pocket.
11:42All right.
11:44Okay.
11:47Finders keepers.
11:48Sure.
11:49Knock yourself out.
11:50We can have all those.
11:51Now, Mrs. Popovich, have you agreed to grant your daughter power of attorney?
11:54Yes, she has.
11:55No, I haven't.
11:55Okay, now, she's just said she hasn't.
11:57She doesn't understand.
11:58Let me tell her.
12:00Okay.
12:00I'm getting power of attorney today, Mother.
12:03Remember?
12:03We agreed.
12:05Okay.
12:06Do you understand what power of attorney means, Mrs. Popovich?
12:10Yes, I do.
12:11She wants my money because she's addicted to the eBay.
12:15Do you know what eBay is?
12:17It's the devil's department store.
12:19Don't say that about eBay.
12:23Only...
12:24Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, can't have that.
12:27That's my phone.
12:27I like the dog.
12:29Well, you know what?
12:29You can have the dog.
12:30I don't care about that, people.
12:32There you go.
12:33Finders keepers.
12:35Is that your dog?
12:36Yeah, that's my dog.
12:36Best dog in the world.
12:37That's Artie.
12:38I used to have a dog.
12:39Oh.
12:40No.
12:40No, she didn't.
12:41Okay.
12:42Okay.
12:42Eileen, do you have a medical certificate that says your mother has dementia?
12:46Yes.
12:47Okay.
12:47Well, can I see that?
12:48No, she ate it.
12:50I didn't.
12:51You did, Mother.
12:52You just don't remember.
12:53Okay.
12:53Let's just stop for a minute.
12:55Can I ask your mother a question?
12:56Do you know what day it is today, Mrs. Popovich?
12:58No, she doesn't.
12:58I'm not asking, just let her answer.
13:01Tuesday.
13:02Good.
13:03Okay.
13:03Now, was that just a lucky guess?
13:04Yes.
13:05Okay.
13:06She thinks every day is Tuesday.
13:11Do you make many conference calls, Mrs. Popovich?
13:15Mm-hmm.
13:15All right.
13:16Calling lots of people?
13:18Mm-hmm.
13:19Pope Francis.
13:20Is he a good friend?
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:23Yes.
13:27Let's have a look, Ross.
13:29Come on in.
13:30Let me show you around.
13:31Need a will?
13:32You've come to the right place.
13:34Here at Gruber & Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
13:38And this, right here, is our state of the heart meeting room.
13:43And yes, you heard me right.
13:45I said state of the heart.
13:46Jesus, Ross.
13:47I've got motion sickness.
13:49Well, I had to film it myself.
13:51Yeah, I'm glad you're keeping busy, but the problem is you can't be the face of the company.
13:54Fine, then.
13:55You do it.
13:55I can't do it either.
13:56Our whole angle is the mature lady.
13:59It has to be a woman.
14:00Ask Viss to do it.
14:01Helen cannot be the face.
14:03Why not?
14:03She's a woman.
14:04She's got a face.
14:05Raymond, she always looks unhappy.
14:07She never smiles.
14:08No, I...
14:09I think it's just that thing.
14:11What's it called?
14:12Angry lady face.
14:14You mean bitchy resting face.
14:15Exactly.
14:16What you're doing now.
14:19Your hair looks beautiful in this, by the way.
14:21It does.
14:23That's your invoice?
14:24Invoice, yes.
14:25Put it in the post.
14:26We enjoy getting post.
14:28No.
14:30You wait for it.
14:30They can't leave without paying the bill.
14:32They're not allowed...
14:32Where's the other one gone?
14:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:35Mrs. Popovich, I want to take that from you.
14:37Just make her take it.
14:38Come on.
14:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:40Ah, ah, that doesn't go in the bag.
14:42No.
14:42Don't take the yellow thing.
14:44George, she needs to...
14:45Yeah.
14:46She needs to pay that before she leaves.
14:49No.
14:49Well, I...
14:50No, but you don't take the furniture, okay?
14:54No, no, no.
14:56Really?
14:57I like these.
14:58Do you?
14:59Finders keepers.
15:01Do you want to give me a hand?
15:03Are you protecting the pamphlets?
15:04Yeah, I have to protect this area.
15:07You couldn't protect me from the Daryl Lee ladies?
15:34Oh, I really don't want to be on camera, Roz.
15:39Oh, well, I don't want you to be on camera either.
15:41But by the time I jazz it up with some music and graphics,
15:45we'll hardly notice you.
15:46So, here, try and have a read.
15:48Try selling it to me.
15:50Here we go.
15:52And...
15:52Action.
15:54At Gruber & Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
15:57Whether you need to make a will or you've lost a loved one...
15:59All right, let me stop you there.
15:59Let me stop you.
16:01What is...
16:01I mean, you look angry or is it annoyed?
16:03Well, it's just my face.
16:05It's just my face.
16:06Try smiling.
16:09Add some teeth.
16:11Take the teeth away.
16:13No, now you just look constipated.
16:15Well, I eat a lot of cheese, Roz, so...
16:19That's what happens.
16:22It's...
16:31May.
16:32Graham.
16:34What?
16:35Hang on.
16:35Shh, shh, shh.
16:36I can't...
16:37Graham, tell May to shush.
16:38I can't hear you.
16:39What are you saying?
16:41When?
16:42No, how long ago?
16:45Okay.
16:46Graham, are you crying?
16:47Okay, just calm down.
16:49Take a breath.
16:51Okay, yeah, I'm leaving the office now, all right?
16:53Just hang on.
16:54I'll call you back.
16:56Well, my portrait can stay up.
16:58It doesn't say I'm partner.
16:59Right.
17:00Can I go, please?
17:01I have to...
17:02Oh, hi, Roz.
17:04How's your afternoon going?
17:05How's the weather outside?
17:06Are you drinking tea?
17:07Oh, it's that girl grey tea.
17:08Have you tried French girl grey tea?
17:09I believe it's a little more subtle and therefore delicious.
17:11It's deliciously subtle, yeah.
17:12You having a stroke?
17:13No.
17:14Do you know...
17:14Georgia, I think she's stroking out.
17:16I'm not, I'm chatting.
17:17You're really not.
17:18What's the problem?
17:19Can I please leave early?
17:21I have a family emergency.
17:22Yes, go.
17:23Please.
17:23Thank you, thank you.
17:27Do you have any plans for this evening, Rob?
17:29Go.
17:29Yep.
17:35To the left.
17:37Drop it.
17:42Mate, it's me.
17:43What's happening?
17:43I couldn't understand a word Graham said.
17:45I'm so sorry, Helen.
17:46He said it was only going to be a half an hour.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Have you got me on speakerphone?
17:50One of you speak at a time.
17:51I can't...
17:51Mate, you talk.
17:52He said he was only going to be in town for a couple of days
17:54and he wanted to take Artie for a walk.
17:56Was it William?
17:57Yeah, she knows it was William.
17:58Yeah, he was wearing a checked shirt.
17:59No, I would have said plaid.
18:00He looked very handsome.
18:01I don't care what he was wearing.
18:03Just what time was it?
18:04When did he take him?
18:05Oh, about three hours ago.
18:06Four hours ago.
18:07Okay, it's fine.
18:08It's fine.
18:08I know where he's going to be.
18:09No, I think it was more like three.
18:11Helen?
18:12Helen?
18:13Oh, I think she's dropped out.
18:14You'll have to call her back.
18:44Did you wake up?
18:48Now, Akiko, your poetry has been made into a film.
18:52Can you speak to that experience?
18:55The film was a dialogue between a mother and her unborn child.
19:01Helen?
19:02Helen?
19:02Helen?
19:03My poems were used as the thoughts of the fetus.
19:08What a beautiful idea.
19:10Go on.
19:11Helen?
19:12Sorry.
19:13Helen?
19:13Yes, Miss?
19:14We got in for free.
19:15Did you go?
19:16No, I lost my train of thought.
19:19Take a moment while I turn to William.
19:22William, your book has won a lot of awards.
19:25Was it 14 in total?
19:27It was actually 15, Lindy, if you include the FUBA, the favorite Ukrainian book award.
19:33Apparently, I'm very popular in the Ukraine.
19:41Well, I think we've just found the promo for our podcast.
19:47I'm sorry, madam.
19:48We will do questions at the end.
19:50William, could you talk about the process?
19:53Madam, could you please put your hand down?
19:56Where's my dog?
19:57Quite the existential question, but as I am this session's interlocutor, what I'd like
20:03to know is...
20:04William, where's my dog?
20:06Shh.
20:06You shush.
20:07Valerie, have we called security?
20:10He's my dog.
20:10Where is he?
20:11I want him back.
20:12It's still Tuesday.
20:13No, well done, Mrs. Popp.
20:14It is Tuesday.
20:15Madam.
20:16Yeah, all right.
20:17Valerie, is it?
20:18Well, I might take this opportunity to continue the conversation.
20:22Yeah, all right.
20:23Perhaps to help us reset, I might ask Akiko if you would improvise one of your famous haikus
20:32for us.
20:33He's a dog thief.
20:34Why don't you put that in your podcast?
20:36Asshole.
20:37Not you, Lindy.
20:39Not you, Akiko.
20:40Just you.
20:42I'm going, Valerie.
20:43Go.
20:44Ready.
20:45Oh, suss off.
20:46Oh, we are in for a real treat, everyone.
20:50Disruption.
20:51Sunder-faced woman shouting crazy, where's my dog?
20:58Lady, please, get out.
21:02Bye.
21:22Arty, it's Arty.
21:26It's mine.
21:27It's mine.
21:31Good morning, you're much famous, sir.
21:47Did you want the milk?
21:48No.
21:49No.
21:49Thanks.
21:57Would you like some honey, sweetie?
21:59Oh, fine.
22:00Thanks, mate.
22:00Oh, I'm so sorry about Arty, Helen.
22:03It's not your fault.
22:03It's not your fault.
22:04He had a good life.
22:06He's not dead, Graham.
22:20Hey, Helen.
22:21Hey, webmaster.
22:22Roz asked me to film that video with you today.
22:25Yeah, fine.
22:25Whatever.
22:26Just come and get me when you're ready.
22:33Losing a loved one is always difficult.
22:36They can be stolen away without warning.
22:38And when that happens, it can be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad.
22:43And that's where Gruber and Associates can help.
22:47We take care of business so you can take time to grieve.
22:51Now, imagine when I put some music on that, something in a minor key.
22:55Play it again, George.
22:57Hello.
22:58I'm Helen Tudor-Fiske.
22:59And here at Gruber and Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
23:05Is it going to be music or annoying humming?
23:08And what about the cat?
23:10I thought you said there was going to be a cat.
23:18Hey, Helen.
23:19Popovich alert.
23:19Popovich alert.
23:20Come quickly.
23:21I can't leave this fish.
23:22Oh, my favourite.
23:25Find this keepers.
23:26Oh, Mrs Popovich.
23:27I'm going to take that.
23:29Hello.
23:29Hello, Helen.
23:30It's Wednesday.
23:31I know.
23:32I found something for you.
23:34Okay.
23:35She's got a strong grip.
23:36Are you taking the cactus?
23:37Yes.
23:38Okay, we're taking the cactus.
23:44What?
23:46It's Arnie!
23:48And a lovely stool.
23:50I found them at the festival.
23:52Oh, hey, buddy.
23:55Find his keepers.
23:56Find his keepers.
23:57Yes.
24:00Find his keepers.
24:04Say, buddy.
24:06Hello.
24:06Bye.
24:06Bye.
24:08Bye.
24:17Bye.
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24:50Losing a loved one is always difficult. They can be stolen away without warning. And when that happens, it can
24:58be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad. And that's where Grubin Associates can help.
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