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مسلسل Fuller House مترجم - Episode 5
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01:01Old MacDonald had a farm
01:05And on this farm he had a duck
01:11With a here and a there, here and a there and everywhere
01:16Old MacDonald had a farm
01:23Yeah!
01:25Were my quacks quacky enough?
01:27Are you kidding?
01:28I could have sworn there was a duck hiding in this room
01:31You are gonna rock your school recital tonight, Max
01:33I know I look like I got it going on
01:36But deep down, I'm a wreck
01:41Ah, don't worry about it
01:42You're not gonna quack under the pressure
01:45How could you make a joke?
01:47This is Old MacDonald, man
01:51It could make or break second grade
01:56Okay, Max
01:57I was keeping this a secret
01:59In case you absolutely needed it
02:01But this
02:02Is my super magic scarf
02:05The first time I DJ'd in a real club
02:07I was terrified
02:08Until
02:09I put this bad boy on
02:10Then what happened?
02:12I got super brave
02:14I did a killer set
02:15And I got a standing ovation
02:16Of course, the crowd was already standing up
02:18But had they been sitting down
02:20I know they would have stood up
02:21And now
02:22I bestow it upon you
02:25Dun-dun-dun-dun
02:26Dun-dun-dun
02:29Are you feeling it?
02:30I think I am
02:32All right
02:33Blow that horn, Kat
02:38Wow
02:39That was just like before
02:41But braver
02:44I know
02:45This thing really is super magic
02:48But you better keep it safe
02:50Till I need it
02:51Thanks, Aunt Stephanie
02:54Anything for you, Mighty Max
02:55Just so you know
02:57If any of my clothes turn out to be magic
03:00They're all yours
03:02Dude
03:07As I predicted
03:08I am walking, house training
03:11And cleaning up after Max's dog
03:13Oh, you're lucky
03:15You're so cute
03:16Huh
03:18Oh, I got lipstick on you
03:21Well, you're a retriever, Cosmo
03:23Go retrieve
03:27Congratulations, DJ
03:28I put your dating profile online a half hour ago
03:31And you already have 32 pokes
03:3324 winks
03:34And a love letter from a guy in San Quentin
03:39He wants a date in three to five years
03:43I told you
03:44I'm not interested in online dating
03:47Steve asked me to go out with him
03:48And if I'm not ready to date my first love
03:50Why would I go out with a total stranger?
03:52You know my motto
03:53The stranger, the better
03:57Oh, hey
03:57You're getting a lot of action here
03:59On glutenfreesocccermoms.com
04:03What did you write on my profile?
04:06Wait
04:07I'm a neurosurgeon
04:08Who's also a Victoria's Secret model?
04:14Sorry
04:14But when you go fishing
04:15You want the smartest
04:16Most scantily clad bait
04:19And that's my yearbook photo
04:22With big Photoshop knockers
04:28Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks
04:33That's why they look so squeezable
04:42Can somebody get the door?
04:44I'm trying to feed Tommy
04:45Do you like these carrots or not?
04:49Just give me a sign
04:50Of the hen
04:51Oh
04:56You have a visitor
04:57She's English and she's hot
05:03You are an observant young man
05:09Oh my God, Shannon
05:10What are you doing here?
05:12I came to rescue you
05:13I saw your Facebook page
05:16Diaper changes
05:17Baby baths
05:19And you and some horrible pizza restaurant
05:22Infested with guitar playing rodents
05:27That's Chuck E. Cheese
05:29Darling, the name is irrelevant
05:31The point is
05:32This is obviously a cry for help
05:36Look, I'm just here for my sister
05:38You know, I help take care of the kids
05:40I do a little light housekeeping
05:42You know, some part-time cooking
05:43Drive a few carpools
05:45What has happened to my life?
05:48Come with me to Coachella
05:49I've got two seats on some dude's private jet
05:52Oh
05:52He's the guy that invented the emoji
05:54That looks like this
05:58No way
05:59I use this all the time
06:03And I would love to
06:04But I can't
06:05It's Mommy and me face painting day
06:08You want to come?
06:14Okay
06:15Um, this is a cult
06:17Isn't it?
06:19If they're holding you here
06:21Against your will
06:22Blink three times
06:26It's not a cult
06:27It's a family
06:28You know, where you wind up
06:29Like five times a day
06:30In a group hug
06:33Oh my God
06:34I'm in a cult
06:37Oh, let's go
06:41The limo is waiting
06:41And that champagne
06:42Is not gonna drink itself
06:45Okay
06:46Uh, there's laundry in the washer
06:48Uh, Mommy and me class starts at two
06:49Oh, and don't forget
06:50Tommy gets his next bottle at six
06:52I know
06:55On account of I'm his mother
06:58I'm not leaving you in the lurch, am I?
07:00No, don't worry
07:01We've got you covered
07:03Oh, I wish I was going with you
07:05Coachella
07:05Woo-woo!
07:09What?
07:10Nobody woo-woots anymore?
07:14Put the roof down
07:17Okay, just so I know
07:19When will you be home?
07:20Uh, like Monday or Tuesday?
07:22Oh, what if you meet a hot guy
07:23That's got a yacht
07:24Docted in Saint-Tropez?
07:26Good point
07:26Uh, maybe Wednesday
07:31Hey, did you know
07:32There's a limo outside
07:33With champagne?
07:36And coconut shrimp
07:37And mixed nuts
07:38And free ice
07:42Dear God
07:42You're living with gypsies
07:45Bye, you guys
07:46See you next week
07:47Bye
07:47Oh, let me just take that
07:51Joke's on her
07:52I had my feet in that ice
07:57Uh, yeah
07:59I have to get down to the pet clinic
08:00And, oh, I have Max's recital
08:02And now I have Tommy
08:03Kimmy, can you watch the baby?
08:05I've got a meeting
08:06But, uh, Ramona can watch him
08:07Yeah, I'd love to help out
08:09Tommy's adorable
08:10Oh, well, I want to pay you
08:13Now he's even more adorable
08:17We take credit, debit, or PayPal
08:20I'm not prepaying, Kimmy
08:22You get double miles
08:26Do you know where Aunt Stephanie is?
08:28She's out of town
08:29What?
08:32She has my super magic scarf
08:35My beside lift tonight
08:38I'm about to freak out
08:40Max, Max, Max, Max
08:43Taking a deep breath
08:45I'll let it out slowly
08:49Feel better now, right?
08:51That did nothing
08:54Status update
08:56Wait, I'm doomed
08:59Max, Max
09:00Listen to your big brother
09:02Whenever you're nervous on stage
09:04Just picture the whole entire audience
09:06In their underwear
09:08Are you nuts?
09:10Hit the lights on your way out
09:14Trust me
09:15It works
09:16When I ran for class treasurer
09:18I had to make a speech
09:19In front of the whole entire school
09:21But you lost
09:24Yeah, that's because I was imagining
09:26All the girls in their underwear
09:30And then I forgot my whole speech
09:34Hola, shalom
09:35Howdy-do
09:35And welcome to Ramona's World
09:38My vlog exploring the world of Ramona
09:41With your host, Ramona
09:45Today, I'm babysitting my little buddy, Tommy
09:48Say hi to the internet, Tommy
09:50Hi
09:52So, if you're thinking about babysitting
09:56First, you'll need a baby
09:59Second, parents with money
10:01And third
10:03Well, I guess that's all you really need
10:07Uh-oh
10:08My co-host is experiencing
10:10Technical difficulties
10:13In his pants
10:16This'll just take one second
10:20It's okay, it's okay
10:22First tip of diaper changing
10:24Never breathe through your nose
10:28Second tip
10:29Do not look directly at what you're doing
10:41By the way
10:42This is a great time to use up that bottle of
10:45J-Lo perfume your grandma got you for Christmas
10:54Um
10:55Maybe we shouldn't have flushed that
10:59We were never here
11:00And you never saw this
11:15Hey, Max
11:16Here's a crazy question
11:17Why is Cosmo wearing your underpants?
11:23Saxton told me to
11:24Well then
11:25Carry on
11:37Tyler
11:38Congratulations on passing the pre-screening
11:42You have now advanced to a pre-date meeting
11:45To see if you and DJ click
11:46I'm so nervous
11:47Never met a neurosurgeon
11:49Slash Victoria's Secret angel
11:52Well, I'm sure she's gonna be just as nervous
11:54Meeting a Navy SEAL
11:56Slash best-selling romance novelist
11:59Yeah
12:00Probably shouldn't talk about work
12:03Now, before I introduce you two
12:05I noticed on your profile
12:06You said you weigh 200
12:12Seems a little closer to 207
12:16How did you know that?
12:17I used to guess people's weight at the carnival
12:22That must have been an interesting job
12:24Oh, I didn't work there
12:25I just like picking up guys
12:31Okay, well, I'm gonna go find DJ
12:35Look, my toilet is still clogged
12:37And you said the plumber would be here two hours ago
12:38Just tell me the truth
12:40Is he really coming?
12:41Or is this like the cable TV guy
12:42Where I wait from 10 to 4
12:43And then he shows up at midnight
12:47Never mind, he's here
12:49Thank goodness you made it
12:51Oh, Kimmy, let me in
12:52I'm Tyler, you're DJ, right?
12:54Yeah
12:55So are you ready to get started?
13:00Get started?
13:01I guess so
13:03Great, let's get upstairs
13:06Upstairs?
13:08You don't want to talk a little first?
13:10I don't need conversation
13:12I just need a man to get to work on my pipes
13:15Whoa, whoa
13:17You don't waste any time
13:19Well, I wish I could do it myself
13:23Fortunately, I need help
13:27Wow, this is going really well
13:33I need to get to my son's recital
13:35So how long is this gonna take?
13:36Well, I could be in and out in 15 minutes
13:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
13:41Why are you taking your shirt off?
13:43Well, you brought me into the bathroom
13:45I figure you want to get started in the shower
13:49No, I want to get started on the toilet
13:53Okay, your house, your rules
13:54What kind of plumber are you?
13:58Oh, I get it
14:03I'm a naughty plumber
14:07And you are the lonely neurosurgeon, huh?
14:12DJ, the plumber's here
14:13No, the plumber's here
14:14I'm the plumber
14:15You're not a plumber?
14:16I'm a naughty plumber
14:20That's Tyler
14:21I found him for you at a dating site
14:22He's a Navy SEAL
14:24And he writes those romance books
14:26You buy at the supermarket
14:28Okay, somebody just fix my toilet
14:30And when I say toilet
14:32I mean the toilet
14:35Hey, if you girls are into plumbers
14:37Check me out on plumbersmingle.com
14:45So what are you?
14:46About 250?
14:54You're getting sleepy
14:55Go back to your earliest memory
15:00For you, that might be what I said
15:03Go back to your earliest memory
15:10Why are you hypnotizing Tommy?
15:13To get him to nap
15:15Nothing is working
15:17Hypnosis isn't real
15:18Remember that magician at the party
15:20Who tried to hypnotize me?
15:21It totally didn't work
15:22Houseboat
15:32Boxcar
15:33So forget hypnotizing Tommy
15:34That's a waste of time
15:42It is going off in the VIP bathroom
15:45I just helped Iggy Azalea find her contact lens
15:48She was so grateful
15:49She gave me a hair extension
15:52Aren't you glad I rescued you?
15:54Yes
15:54And look at this
15:56My party timing's back
15:59Okay, so great news
16:01DJ Unbreakable went crowd surfing
16:04And got dropped
16:05He fractures his arm
16:06DJ Unbreakable broke?
16:09Yes
16:10And now they need you
16:11On the main stage
16:13Right now
16:13Are you kidding?
16:15I'm not kidding
16:16She's not kidding
16:17Oh my God
16:19This is amazing
16:20Oh
16:20Oh
16:21Oh, I'm so sorry
16:22Here, have a crab leg
16:24There you go
16:33You're up next, buddy
16:34Jackson and I will be cheering you on
16:36No, you won't
16:37I'm not going at them, Mom
16:41I need my super magic scarf
16:43But Aunt Stephanie took it
16:45She took your super magic scarf?
16:48What happened to the underwear trick?
16:50It didn't work
16:51My puppy was cute
16:53But that crowd is full of wrinkly old people
17:02You're right
17:02That's a lot of granny panties
17:23Deej, what's going on?
17:24I'm kind of busy
17:25Is everything okay?
17:26No, it's not
17:27You took Matt's super magic scarf
17:30What magic scarf?
17:31The one you're wearing?
17:34Oh, I'm an idiot
17:36Put him on
17:42It's Max
17:43Remember me?
17:45Oh, Max
17:47I'm so sorry
17:48But lucky for you
17:50I can transfer the magic
17:52Of the super magic scarf
17:53To you
17:54Through this phone
17:54Okay?
17:55Just touch the screen
17:56And say I believe
17:57Ready?
18:00What do you think?
18:01I'm in preschool?
18:03Everybody knows
18:04You can't transfer magic
18:06Over wifi
18:09Oh, okay
18:10Max
18:10Truth is
18:11You don't need the scarf
18:12Okay, play that song right now
18:14And I'll prove it
18:14I'll try
18:15But just so you know
18:17I'm very skeptical
18:26Okay, hey
18:27What's up party people?
18:28I've got a special guest
18:29Coming to you live
18:30From Harvey Milk Elementary
18:32Mr. Mighty Max Fuller
18:36Old MacDonald had a farm
18:40And on this farm
18:42He had a duck
18:45With a
18:46Here and a
18:47There
18:48Here a
18:49There a
18:50Everywhere a
18:51Old MacDonald had a farm
18:59Oh, come on
19:00You jaded bravers
19:01He's a little kid
19:02Woo!
19:04DJ Tana
19:05Yeah, you rock!
19:07Woo!
19:08Come on, everybody
19:10Give it up for Max
19:11Max!
19:12Max!
19:14Max!
19:14Max!
19:15Max!
19:16Max!
19:16Max!
19:17Max!
19:18Max!
19:19You just played Coachella
19:21Thousands of people
19:22Are chanting your name
19:23Holy chalufus!
19:25Max!
19:26Max!
19:26Max!
19:27Max!
19:28If you can play Coachella
19:29You can certainly play
19:30A second grade recital
19:32Don't knock them dead, max
19:33Thanks, dance Stephanie
19:35We're still friends
19:36Max!
19:37Max!
19:39Max!
19:40Max!
19:40Max!
19:42Max!
19:42Max!
19:53Oh wow
19:54Now that was fun Emoji Guy loved your barnyard samples
19:59Apparently he grew up on a farm.
20:02Now he's flying us all to Lake Como.
20:04It's Clooney's birthday, so let's get on that jet.
20:06Ah, I'm so in.
20:11We can bring two carry-ons, right?
20:15What are you doing?
20:16Uh, I just want to call Max and see how his recital went.
20:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
20:20I pulled you out of that cult.
20:21You're back with your own people now.
20:31Hi, Tommy.
20:33Mommy missed you.
20:34Yes, I did.
20:36Yes, I did.
20:37I missed you.
20:38Oh.
20:39Ramona.
20:41Oh, no, Tommy's gone.
20:45He's right here.
20:47Hey, uh, you know, we had some plumbing problems today.
20:51You don't know anything about that, do you?
20:53Well, I might know something.
20:57See, the truth is, Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.
21:04Did he now?
21:06Well, that was very poor judgment, Tommy.
21:11I hope you learned your lesson.
21:14Oh, I think he did.
21:15He looks really sorry.
21:23Well, no more jumping off your changing table, strolling across the floor, slam-dunking
21:28your diaper in the toilet and vaulting up to the flusher.
21:34Well, I'm off for coffee with Hank.
21:39He's not just a plumber.
21:41He's also an investment banker slash UFC heavyweight champion.
21:52I think you're going to break a record tonight and sleep five hours in a row.
22:02Hey, Deej.
22:04Hey.
22:05What are you doing back so soon?
22:07Your tech said you were going to Italy.
22:09I was, but, I don't know, I got on the plane and everybody was already drunk and stupid.
22:16I don't know, maybe after just outgrowing that whole party scene, you know?
22:20But you should have seen the emoji guy's face when I told him to turn his plane around.
22:23Something like this.
22:25Shh.
22:28Hold on, you passed up Italy?
22:31I haven't used my passport in ten years.
22:33And that was just to renew my passport.
22:37I don't know, I just got to thinking about everything I'd be missing here.
22:40You know, I already missed Max's first recital, and Jackson's going to start dating soon.
22:46No, he's not.
22:48And I definitely don't want to miss Tommy's first words, which we know are going to be
22:52I love you, Aunt Stephanie.
22:56I can't believe I'm hearing this from you.
22:58I can't believe I'm saying it.
23:00But these kids, they've really snuck into my heart.
23:04Oh, look who's getting sucked into the vortex of motherhood.
23:11Yeah.
23:15Hey, Steph, you all right?
23:18I'm fine.
23:21No, you're not.
23:23What's wrong?
23:26I really don't want to talk about it.
23:29Hey, whatever it is, you can tell me.
23:35I can't have children.
23:40Oh, Stephanie.
23:45Are you all right?
23:47I'm okay.
23:50You know, I just found out a while ago, it's just not going to happen for me.
23:56Why didn't you tell me?
23:59It was in England.
24:00You know, you just lost your husband.
24:02I mean, you had enough going on.
24:06I wasn't really thinking about starting a family then anyway, you know.
24:11But then I moved in here, and I really got to know your kids, feel what it was like to
24:18have a family of your own.
24:21Things changed.
24:23Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:27Oh, this breaks my heart.
24:33But you should know that my kids are your kids, and we appreciate everything that you do.
24:39We love you.
24:48Not that I'm counting, but that was our fourth hug in a minute.
24:55I can't help it.
24:56I'm turning into Dad.
25:00It's Stephanie.
25:02It's Stephanie.
25:03It's Stephanie.
25:03Hi.
25:04Hello, hello.
25:06Why are you crying?
25:08Oh, gosh.
25:08I'm just really sad that I missed your first recital.
25:11Well, cheer up.
25:12Mom has it on her phone.
25:14You can watch it over and over and over again.
25:19Good.
25:20I love you guys.
25:21Come on, bring it in.
25:23Oh.
25:25Oh, just in time.
25:27Mom.
25:31Hey, how was coffee with the plumber?
25:33Oh, it was great.
25:35Hank lives on the water in Sausalito in a cute little, um, uh, uh, what do you call it?
25:40Houseboat?
25:51Good night, everybody.
25:57One, two, three, four.
26:28La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:32Oh, yeah.
26:34Oh, yeah.
26:37Oh, yeah.
26:38Oh, yeah.
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26:41Oh, yeah.
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26:48Oh, yeah.
26:57Oh, yeah.
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