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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Come here.
01:32Yeseus!
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best unseen bits from the final week in the villa.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch like the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
03:00Oh, he missed it.
03:03Oh.
03:041-0.
03:07Oh.
03:08Used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh, what a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27All right lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Do-do-do-do-do.
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no wait.
04:14He is.
04:14Okay.
04:15Woo-ay!
04:16Woo-ay!
04:20Yay!
04:24What are you doing for me at the go?
04:28Yeah.
04:28I am the fudge.
04:30I am Team Love Island.
04:31And I am?
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid!
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on the fudge!
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Who do you think you are?
04:40Who?
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pumpy!
04:49Yay! Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay. You've got to do a little run, haven't you, when you've got to go like...
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tease.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree, Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate. I'm short.
05:42Where did I go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro.
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things, but I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge, She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No? Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:43You got your tummy off?
06:44You got it with your hands?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52Lower!
06:52Lower!
06:53Ched!
06:54Well, the sauce had to be under up.
06:56Just like, you know what I mean?
06:58Not...
06:58No!
06:59Lower, Ched!
07:00You'll actually piss me off.
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ched, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me then!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed...
07:32Next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:37Yes!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:44Oh, nice!
07:45Beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:48Wow!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Colin, that's good!
07:57See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good!
08:01I know!
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake a baby, shake a cause I love her when you take a move!
08:10Tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha!
08:32Oof!
08:33The next stage was to a chaka da everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going right to my own!
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:46Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick.
08:52I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile
08:59with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my God!
09:30Do you know what? The challenge just made me hungry. Not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross!
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what? You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place.
10:19I'll shut up with your face!
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to. Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on!
10:43I think he's finally licked.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he'll lick it.
10:48Okay, let's go, because then it will pick a stone.
10:50Okay, okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:57It's either you licking in spit or you had licking licks.
11:02Go on, Jane, you have licking licks, go on!
11:04Wait!
11:05Between you both!
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17You've got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours, or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:24Do you want to make it?
11:26It's big!
11:30Come on, lick the tongue!
11:39You don't even roll it down!
11:44You're sorry?
11:45I'm not strong!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that!
12:00I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to...
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:26Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Ouh.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:56To be honest, I don't...
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaƮt.
13:13S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:27Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:35Savoir...
13:36Ouh...
13:37Aladdin.
13:38Ha, ha, ha.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaƮt.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01Ouh.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaƮt, madame.
14:10Time for a break, so pop for a oui-oui, and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it, Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldy knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:53Oh, well, they're good at astrology.
14:56I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Oh, you can't barely see now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:19Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:23A willie.
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:40Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Oh, I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it M piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05That's a sign of a broken one, though.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of a bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:28What is it wrong?
16:28Can I have another molehill?
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:34Oh, no.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six, and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
17:00Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it on the other one.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the band, I think.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:14Rick James.
17:14Rick James.
17:18Oh, my God.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:32Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:40Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51He does look like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Let me hear you speak.
17:59Sharon.
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:09Ollie's back.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:12Let me hear you speak.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Hey, are you waiting?
18:19Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you speak.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week, I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:45So, talk me through what you're doing, then, applying the foundation.
18:49Applying the foundation.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting that, getting my cake and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06What is that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15There's that.
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn, the man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57Erm...
19:58So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or no?
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood
20:21as they had to prove they could hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them
20:27was making sure their baby was looking...
20:29and smelling...
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36I know!
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:38He went spraying blue fragrance in a baby's face.
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Blowing spray in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
21:05My thing...
21:06Mommy!
21:08Mommy!
21:08Look.
21:09Hey!
21:12Matt babe you're going to fuck you up Ania.
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from Sean
21:31Paul night because oh you weren't here were you all right so this is me and Molly this is what
21:38we
21:38wore do you like the outfits I think they're really good outfits what would you rate them
21:43out of ten yeah probably a good seven and a half I agree what about this one this is just
21:54a selfie
21:56no okay I'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or
22:02not
22:04yeah yeah yeah it's good in it yeah I might post that oh yeah that's a good one I'm gonna
22:13favorite
22:13that one just because you said that meanwhile Finn had already mastered the art of storytime
22:20there was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp right so I was playing badminton outside
22:26the front of me house with my dad your gramp and I cracked my knee open right anyway mum come
22:34home
22:34she was out getting the Chinese that's your nan that is so she sees it and then she goes oh
22:40bloody
22:40hell that's really bad like my knee was bleeding Darcy it was really bad and then they said oh
22:46we're gonna have to take you to an A&E I said yeah damn right you are my leg were
22:50almost hanging off
22:51then my mum said we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go so I were laid there Darcy with
22:57my
22:57leg up in the air blood pouring out of it whilst my mum and dad your nan and gramp were
23:02eating their
23:02chow mein I wouldn't do that to you Darcy I wouldn't I'll take you straight there I'd probably eat the
23:09Chinese on the way there how old are you by the way two be fair Finn Chinese is never as
23:19nice if
23:19you have to reheat it out in the garden Luke M was willing to go to any length to make
23:25sure his son had
23:26everything he wanted we need them camo shoes go go go go you got the shit
23:39hey girl hey girl I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy I'm absolutely
23:44loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh I absolutely love
23:50it oh
23:51it's so cute you're right how are you I'm good you got the sun cream you got no don't put
23:59it on the
24:00baby a lot of putting it on me have you not put anyone can you put the spray one on
24:06me yeah
24:14enjoy thank you thank you do you like right there where are sick
24:34baby is unreal you cheeky wee monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception come here come here
25:02hey do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:19oh my god come on I'll let you be his godparent oh it's sick
25:27oh you fucker
25:33Demi I think look might need changing I'm gone see you in a more
25:48you make me so happy welcome back to unseen bits you decided against string quartets and going on safari and
25:58chose to watch us instead I know it's only been six weeks but we love you too
26:04yeah yeah yeah it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's still loads of unseen stuff you never
26:11knew you needed do you put the toilet seat up or I sit down I said sometimes I sit down
26:16bro I always sit down for a wee and sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:19yeah right that's enough nonsense for now there's still way too many islanders for this part of the show it's
26:26about time we sent some home
26:29after the islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple it left five pairs
26:34vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39the public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched leaving three couples at risk
26:47your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the islanders turn to decide who was next as they had to save one of Mike and
27:08Priscilla
27:08or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum
27:22and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:30Callum was never very good with his words but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36I spent the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say
27:40go on
27:41me?
27:42come on give a little speech
27:43aw don't make me do a speech I'm sure I'm not doing speeches
27:45I'm not doing speeches
27:45right off
27:46top speech yeah kid see you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:51now
27:52don't look back in anger
27:55don't look back in anger
27:57anyone want to close the door no fair enough
28:10if you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like then it's absolutely nothing like
28:15this
28:16alright geese
28:17alright geese
28:18get a pint
28:19alright geese let me get San Miguel please
28:21San Miguel please
28:23geese
28:24please
28:25a pint of San Miguel please
28:29a pint of San Miguel please
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:32I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:42I'm good ain't I
28:43you're gonna stick out like a sore bum
28:45says yeah
28:46pint of San Miguel bag of salted peanuts
28:48that's my order
28:50aw you weird
28:52pint of San Miguel bag of salted peanuts
28:55gays
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:43Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53Bye boys
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though
30:04For the picture
30:05You ready?
30:06You ready?
30:11Three
30:12Hold that
30:13Hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:20Welcome to MB Studios
30:24Mikey B Studios
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hespero smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:13Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pool
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower
31:54Yeah because it stops the hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make up to come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28I just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong they're right
32:35Even when they're wrong they're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife happy life
32:39That's how it is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days we're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03Ahhhh
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:14Oh my god
33:16And this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:29It's following me now
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you
33:39More exclusive bits after the break
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing Ā£30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the five star
33:57Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with Ā£30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
34:06To 6554
34:07Text costs Ā£2
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34:11Go to the website
34:12Entries cost Ā£2
34:13Or post your name in number 2
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34:23Paid entries close at 4pm
34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:48And I want to make it a good'un
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land
35:13You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first?
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from sea animals
36:06Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity him
36:31He don't have a scooby about animals
36:34Who's...
36:35Who's...
36:35It's Charles
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:01Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like, just basic exercise for couples
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well not everyone can do it can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah
37:29Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:32Oh it's not that bad is it?
37:33Nah it's not bad
37:34We got a dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry but I ain't going out there half-hearted
37:44I know
37:44It's got to be on point
37:45I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your like, your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51Well I don't really have many actually
37:54Oh fuck off
37:54I'm nervous mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry it's about to get real loud
38:22We're not doing
38:26We're not doing
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:32I'm shaking like a Chetan doggers
38:36That means I'm nervous
38:41Okay
38:47This is going to end tragic
38:48Come on
38:49Ah
38:51Oh my god
38:52Ah
38:53Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No you're light
38:56This is actually really comfy
38:59Wow
38:59Yeah
39:00Okay
39:01Ah
39:05No I can't do it
39:09Oh
39:09Okay
39:15There you go
39:16See he did it
39:17Look
39:21No pressure
39:26Okay
39:27Don't call us
39:28We'll call you
39:42For the past few weeks you've been voting in your millions
39:45However, this week I wanted to know what the Islanders best moment in the Love Island Villa has been
39:51And this week's
39:53And this week's
39:54Bitch are bonanza
39:57Best moment
39:59Okay
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa I can't even tell you
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life and it's so immature but it was just so funny
40:10So I was on the bean bags and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart
40:17You could not play off as the bean bag
40:19No
40:20Rebecca was that you?
40:22Yeah
40:22It was so funny
40:26The funniest moment
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge
40:32My mouth
40:35It's just how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything can really top that
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool
40:55Surprise!
40:56Oh my God
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the striptease
41:13That was ridiculously funny
41:16Come on John
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend
41:25Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely, it was very nice
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lights
41:43One of the best walking back from Casper and Moor and seeing Paige single
41:46We are planets in the sky
41:50Go fuck for that
41:53I've never been so nervous in here
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised
41:59Go, go, go get each other
42:01Go get your girl
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend
42:08I want to ask you something
42:10Go on
42:13It was magical
42:14It was
42:15I don't think
42:16I've had anything sweeter
42:18It would be an honour
42:20If I could call you my girlfriend
42:25Unreal
42:26That's definitely my best moment
42:32The sweetest moment is just
42:34It's waking up next to Jess every day
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend
43:04Oh 100%
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M
43:14We were so excited
43:15We were dancing trying to make ourselves calm down
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment
43:21Was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end
43:34So put a little love on me
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M
43:40Without a doubt
43:42Going in with Luke T
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way
43:52Exactly
43:53That was this week's
43:55Beach up in Nanza
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that
44:07Six amazing weeks ago
44:09The classic Cape Town 2020
44:11Enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love
44:17They've grafted
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time
44:21They've been schooled
44:23I'm doing
44:26They've excelled in biology
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks
44:32But after all their coursework
44:34It's time for their last exam
44:37The Love Island final
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first
44:48Tune in tomorrow night
44:50For the Love Island final
44:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
44:59Not a bad bitch
45:09Atlertale
45:09A need, darling
45:21To sit so high
45:21It's notå¦es
45:21We'll be looking for over
45:21The End
45:23Of course
45:23Rock Yong
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