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00:01Cork, Godzón County, the city that never sleeps, except at night time, the greatest and largest city in all of
00:09Ireland, if you don't count Dublin, which we don't, and now Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jack
00:16O'Keefe, finally back together in Ireland's city of dreams.
00:20Well, this place does my head in. Yeah, well, me too. I mean, they love Cork. I obviously love Cork.
00:30It does my head in as well. Yeah, exactly. Why does it do your head in? Just checking out if
00:36it does your head in the same way it does my head in. There's dickheads vaping on e-bikes everywhere.
00:40And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive. You're telling me.
00:45Why, beer's ten times more expensive. Fags are more expensive. Freddo's are more expensive. You've got to be rich to
00:50live in Cork now, boy.
00:51Why, if there's one thing Colombian jail taught me, is that if you want to survive in this world, boy,
00:56you've got to be more Escobar.
00:58That's the one thing Colombian jail taught you? Well, Dad, and how to shove a burner phone up my hole.
01:02Oh, sorry, madam.
01:04Right. What are you looking at?
01:07What?
01:07I wear Italian. I drive German. But I speak English. Do you speak English?
01:11English? I, yes.
01:12Well, I just asked you the plainest English I know. What are you looking at, you little scrote?
01:16Um, like a woman priest?
01:19I'll tell you what you're looking at. You're looking at seven years imprisonment for actual bodily harm, another five years
01:23for harassment, and maybe another two for criminal damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes.
01:28And I will insist that you serve them consecutively.
01:31Oh.
01:32It means one year after another, you tick prick.
01:35You're a lucky, lucky boy that I'm doing court in about six minutes and I don't have time for this
01:38harsh shit.
01:39Now, repeat back to me so I know you understand. What are you?
01:41Lucky, lucky, lucky boy.
01:43Yes, you are. Now, papers.
01:45Spill coffee a night for a gammus. You dirty skanger, you dumb hairy scrotum. I'll be there in two minutes.
01:55Who the hell was that?
01:56That's Marley O'Milloy. Cork's base lawyer, boy. She got two lads off for a gangland hit when you were in
02:02Columbia.
02:02He was attacked, his reflexes kicked in, and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean that's not self-defense.
02:08Why, I think I'm in love.
02:13Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway.
02:15She kind of deals with big-time criminals.
02:17You've got to kill about five people and chop up their bodies and put them in chest freezers for us
02:21to be on her radar, like.
02:22Jeez, boy. Yeah. That is a little too Escobar.
02:25Besides, she's too expensive.
02:27Why, this is what I'm saying, boy. We have to get rich.
02:30Because only rich people can afford lawyers like that, that actually keep you out of prison.
02:34Well, there's only one way to get rich around here.
02:37Yes, boy. I like it.
02:39Be more Escobar and become proper gangsters.
02:42Boy's going to say get jobs. That's a way of a better idea.
02:44Yeah, boy, you noise. Bad boys, bad boys. What you going to do? What you going to do when they
02:50come for you?
02:52What are we going to do, Jack?
02:55We're going to go on a crime spree, right? Like the olden days, but better.
02:59Because we're old and why you don't know. Do you know what I mean?
03:01Well, we're definitely old.
03:02All we have to do is focus on the expensive shit that's easy to sell.
03:05Because that's how we make the most dollar.
03:06Dollar? Oh, you mean euros?
03:08What?
03:09Oh, dollars. Like the gangsters say dollars.
03:11That's because the gangsters are thinking of our Americans.
03:13Well, it doesn't matter, right? Come on.
03:17I'll show you.
03:18Well, any of these shops are all we know.
03:20Make a list, okay?
03:21Yeah.
03:21I'll keep sketch, okay?
03:22Okay.
03:24So, what? We're talking gold.
03:27Gold.
03:29Jewelry.
03:29Gold.
03:30Bracelets.
03:31Rings.
03:31Uh, tools.
03:33Tools.
03:33Like sand doors.
03:34Tools.
03:35Uh, what else?
03:36Uh, white socks.
03:37White socks.
03:38Um.
03:39White socks.
03:40We...
03:41Wait, what? White socks?
03:43Small, sellable. Everyone wears white socks.
03:44They're not exactly expensive, though, are they? Like white socks.
03:47So, six pack of white socks, they set you back about 20 quid these days.
03:4920 quid?
03:50Easily, boy.
03:50Shut up.
03:51Really?
03:52You've been away yet too long, Kate.
03:54All right, come on, let's do this.
03:56Right.
03:56What, no?
03:57No, but I get to my ass.
03:58All right, you know how you stretch or something?
03:59What, no, boy? We don't have time for that, all right?
04:01Don't do this now, okay? One vacate. In and out job, okay?
04:04Five minutes, tots.
04:05I haven't done this in a while. Five minutes.
04:06Five minutes, boy.
04:07Jesus Christ.
04:07So long it takes to get here from Bridewell Garda Station once the alarm's been raised.
04:10Is that why you asked me to bring the mask?
04:12Yes, give me the mask, buddy, boy.
04:13The masks are our trademark.
04:15Yeah, come on.
04:15Jock found this site on the internet where you could send them photos of someone,
04:18and they send you back a mask with your face.
04:20So he sent them a photo of Billy Murphy, the local nutjob.
04:23Did I feel it?
04:27It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes.
04:30Right, get your tongue off.
04:31Shut up!
04:31Jock got me a mask, too.
04:33Quick, put that on.
04:35It's all they had in the Halloween shop.
04:37And thus, we became legends around Corp.
04:39Fake Billy and Princess.
04:40Who's the girlfriend?
04:41I know, his girlfriend.
04:42It was time to build our criminal empire.
04:45Again, lady.
04:48Wait, ready?
04:50I'm here, honey.
04:52Shit.
05:05What is it?
05:06It's really 27 seconds.
05:08What?
05:08Hey!
05:10Come on, where?
05:11I've got to stop.
05:11Go, go, go.
05:12What the?
05:23Get out of the fucking way.
05:25Jesus Christ, don't worry.
05:27I have you now, you little breath.
05:31I have you, you didn't break it.
05:33Jerry, for fuck's sake, it's been over this, man.
05:38Come on, for fuck's sake.
05:39They're getting away from you.
05:52What the fuck are those pricks gone?
05:54All right, you go and get the bikes.
05:55I'll go after them, all right?
05:59Man.
06:01Jesus.
06:02I love bins.
06:06Jeez, we're getting too fucking awful.
06:08What do we get away from this shit?
06:09Ah!
06:09What do we get away with?
06:10Um, hey, some shitty phone case and three white socks.
06:15That's it.
06:15Oh, well, you won't even be able to get a Freddo with that.
06:18We're going to have to come up with a plan B.
06:19We'll be back in prison in no time if we don't change another plan.
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
06:24Why are you even listening to me?
06:26You know what little shit's over there.
06:28Yeah?
06:29So why?
06:30So why aren't they saw us on the claims?
06:32Really tell the guards?
06:33Why would they do that?
06:34Why everybody hates the guards?
06:35I know, they might not tell you.
06:36Oh, shit, they're going to fuck it out.
06:39It is them.
06:40All right.
06:43Paul's just not them.
06:44Who do you think it was?
06:45Fake Billy and Princess.
06:47We saw him taking flight from the Shades a minute ago.
06:49No, no.
06:50There's just two langers in the bin.
06:52Come on.
06:53What?
06:54Hey, Steve, master.
06:56They were not just two langers in the bin.
06:57Yeah, and you don't know.
06:58He might be fake Billy.
06:59Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not.
07:01Yeah.
07:01But maybe I am.
07:02Prove it, sir.
07:03I don't need to fucking prove anything to you, two little langers.
07:06Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:09All right, your ma'am.
07:11All right, shit.
07:13That's where we're going, right?
07:14All I see is a prick with a condom on his shoulder.
07:16What?
07:16We don't have a condom on his shoulder.
07:17Jesus, boy.
07:18What the fuck?
07:19Did you put that there?
07:19Ah!
07:20Get it off!
07:21Yeah, you touched me!
07:22Don't throw it at me, boy!
07:23Don't throw it at me!
07:25What about that, huh?
07:27Holy shit!
07:28Hang on, Princess.
07:29Oh, that's less cool, but nice to meet you.
07:31Yeah.
07:32And where have you been?
07:33I haven't seen fake Billy a run place at all.
07:35He was in prison, boy.
07:36He was doing some time there in Colombia.
07:38Can we film you saying that so we can snap it to the boys?
07:41Snap it to the boys?
07:42I have no idea what you're talking about.
07:44You know, like, selfie light, you know?
07:45We don't do selfies.
07:46No, don't do that, can't you?
07:47What about the handshake?
07:49I'll give you a handshake, yeah.
07:51Just makes you worry.
07:53See you, nice young lads.
07:54Hey, good old, yo.
07:56See you now, big man!
07:57What the fuck?
07:58Get him!
08:00Fast!
08:01In fairness, like, that is something we would have done.
08:03Cheeky little bastards, but yeah, I suppose, fair play, like.
08:06Yeah.
08:10Wait, we might be a bit past it, but, uh, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:15Maybe.
08:15Yeah?
08:16What are you thinking?
08:18It's time we took on some new blood.
08:20Oh, no, I was thinking to get out of the bin.
08:22I have found them.
08:24It's a boost.
08:26Rome wasn't built in a day, but that's because they didn't have any dumb little langurs to do their dirty
08:30work.
08:31Yeah, we heard you wanted to see us.
08:33Yeah.
08:35Maybe we did.
08:36Maybe we didn't.
08:37We did.
08:38Watch.
08:40Don't do that again.
08:41What's with the gaff?
08:43We thought fake Billy and Princess would have something, I don't know, bigger.
08:47I know.
08:47I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that.
08:49We're just laying low, aren't we?
08:50Just the front.
08:51That's how you don't get caught, boy.
08:52Yeah.
08:52And the back is way better.
08:54It's massive.
08:55You can call us Connor and Jack from now on, all right?
08:57Eyes forward with you, yeah?
08:59All right?
08:59Now listen up, boys, all right?
09:01It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generations.
09:04That's us?
09:04That's you, yeah.
09:06You're going to be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:08And me and Connor are going to be the dons.
09:10Bring us back expensive, sellable goods that you'll rob from the shopping centers,
09:14and in return, you get 10%.
09:17Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, etc.
09:20It's the free market.
09:22Now, does that sound like a good deal to eat?
09:27Yep, amazing deal.
09:29Jeez, boys, you do sound like a young garage.
09:31Thanks, Connor.
09:32It means a lot, boy.
09:33All right.
09:33Um, while we're here, is there any chance we can hear some stories from the horse's mouth?
09:37Like that Billy and Princess stuff?
09:39Oh, well, we don't know about that.
09:42But I could do you on better.
09:44We could tell you ourselves.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Okay.
09:48One time we were being chased, and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
09:55Ran off into the night.
09:57There was also that time we single-handedly fought off a mugger who held us at night point.
10:01Do we look like we got wallets?
10:04No, go on.
10:05And there was that time we were under siege.
10:07And we dodged a hail of bullets.
10:09We dodged a hail of bullets.
10:11It was also that time we robbed the tuna worth half a million quid.
10:17You guys are legends.
10:19Yeah, we know.
10:20Before you go, lads.
10:22You like to smoke?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Oh, that'd be sound, buddy.
10:25Yeah, we'll all have to smoke.
10:26That was a test.
10:27You just failed.
10:28On your way, go home.
10:30Go home, go to bed, yeah?
10:31Don't be smoky.
10:32Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes if you don't bring us back the stuff.
10:35Yeah.
10:37Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
10:40Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
10:42That's about it.
10:43The rest is easy.
10:44This is the life.
10:46Running the operation instead of being the foot shoulders.
10:48Yeah, boy.
10:49I'm the king of cock, say then.
10:51This is what I meant by being more escobar.
10:53Yeah.
10:54I...
10:55Yeah, actually, I looked more into him, boy.
10:57Oh, yeah?
10:57He did some pretty crazy things.
10:59Yeah, boy, the original bad boy.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Kidnappings.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Corruption.
11:05Intimidation.
11:06One of a kind.
11:07One of a kind.
11:07Car bombings.
11:08Plane bombings, actually.
11:10There was violence against civilians.
11:12Yeah, but no one's perfect, okay?
11:13Terror campaigns.
11:15Political assassinations.
11:16And he just actually wiped out loads of culture.
11:18Boy, look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, all right?
11:20I just said be a bit more escobar.
11:22Just a bit.
11:24Yeah, I can be a bit more escobar.
11:26Yeah.
11:26The next thing we need is a henchman, you know?
11:29Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
11:32Right.
11:32All right.
11:33Who are we going to get?
11:37Flex.
11:37Flex up.
11:41Thanks for the opportunity.
11:42You know, as my colleague said to you on the phone earlier,
11:45we're looking to expand the organisation.
11:47Yeah, we're kind of criminal masterminds now,
11:50so we're forming a bit of a gang.
11:51All right.
11:52Can I get involved?
11:54What do you think we phoned you for?
11:56We're looking for a heavy?
11:58I am quite heavy.
12:00So I could put rocks in my pockets.
12:05We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:07Should I do that anyway?
12:09The pay is pretty terrible.
12:11It is.
12:11You know what they say, you know?
12:13Do what you love,
12:14and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:16You'll never work a day in your life.
12:19That's beautiful.
12:21That's pretty good.
12:22All right, Billy.
12:23Welcome aboard.
12:24Thanks for the money.
12:25The boys are back in town.
12:27Teach a man to fish,
12:28and he'll get you a fish.
12:30Teach a couple of lads to steal,
12:32and you get all kinds of shit.
12:34Boom.
12:37What are we supposed to do with that?
12:38Want me to bash their heads in.
12:40Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
12:43And a six-pack of white socks
12:44will set you back with 20 euro these days?
12:45Yeah.
12:48You said a six-pack of white socks
12:49will set you back with 20 euro.
12:51Oh, you want me to bash their heads?
12:52I thought you were pleased.
12:53You thought it wrong, didn't you?
12:55How are we supposed to build an empire
12:56on nappies and socks?
12:57No.
12:58Do you want me to bash their heads in?
12:59Yeah, especially this fellow.
13:00I know, Billy.
13:01I know.
13:01We're really sorry.
13:02I promise you we can do better.
13:03Just give us one chance, please.
13:08All right, one more chance, boys.
13:10Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:11All right, good.
13:14What's going on here?
13:19Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
13:21Better just shop up the road, half-price sales.
13:23Better get yourself a new one.
13:24All right, I'm going to ask you one more time.
13:26What's going on here?
13:28All right, the truth is, Marie,
13:29the reason we haven't told you...
13:32The reason we haven't told you
13:34is because we have a reputation to uphold me and Jack,
13:37but since he got back,
13:39we've realized the error in our ways,
13:41so we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
13:44So the first thing are these two young fellas,
13:46Jack and Cormac.
13:47Bye.
13:49Is that the truth, lads?
13:51Yeah.
13:54Billy, what are you doing here?
13:55Definitely not bashing heads anywhere, Marie.
13:58Wait a second.
14:00What's in the bag?
14:02Nappies and socks.
14:03Nappies and socks.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Sean, Sean.
14:10The nappies and socks, look.
14:14We're handing them out to the people
14:16that are in need of them,
14:18the nappies and the socks.
14:19Yeah.
14:19We're supplying them to young mams.
14:23Oh, wow.
14:25That's amazing.
14:26It is.
14:27All right, keep up the good work, lads, all right?
14:29And listen to Conor and Jack
14:30because they know what they're talking about, all right?
14:32Yeah, we will.
14:33Yeah, we do.
14:34They might be proud of Conor and Jack.
14:38They'll be sick.
14:41Bye, lads.
14:42Thanks a million, ma'am.
14:43All right, see you now.
14:44You look beautiful today, aye?
14:46You look hot, my Raid.
14:47Thank you, sure.
14:47Don't.
14:48With Mav and Healy off our backs,
14:50me and Jack were finally getting
14:52some much-needed rest and relaxation.
14:54Conor, get up off your lazy arse
14:55and do something productive with the day!
14:59My Raid, to be fair,
15:00they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:02I know how hard it is to keep it.
15:03Pricks in check.
15:08Quick, pick up that shit.
15:09Act like a litter picking.
15:10What?
15:11Pick up that shit.
15:11Act like a litter picking.
15:12Shit.
15:18They're good lads, aren't they?
15:20Yeah.
15:21I might get them to have a look at the garden.
15:23That's not a bad idea, yeah?
15:29What time did you call these?
15:31We got to stop.
15:33We can come back, though.
15:34Whatever you want.
15:34No, just go on and show us now.
15:36I'm going to do it.
15:51I'm going to do it.
16:07El padre es como los padres, no hay nada.
16:09Sí.
16:11Los padres.
16:11Los padres.
16:13¿Vamos a ser como tus hermanos, hermanos o algo?
16:18Sí, tienes tu padres, no tienes que ser ellos.
16:21No, no.
16:22Mi padre es que nos hijos, solo nos dos y un hombre.
16:26Bueno, lo que puedo decir es que es un buen juego.
16:30Bien, lo que haces.
16:30Sí, muy orgulloso.
16:31Get out there, go get him, go get him.
16:35¿Vale? We haven't seen a lot of people out of the game, haven't we?
16:37Yeah, that's alright with you, like, you know?
16:38You look...
16:39Oh, alright.
16:40For real.
16:42Eh, yeah, we just tamed him 5%.
16:44Actually, we took him 3.
16:45Yeah, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:46Fine, lads, best you look at.
16:49Come on, come on, come on, come on.
16:55Me and Jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral.
16:58Robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the environment.
17:00It's about sustainability, self-sustainability.
17:04We take, we sell, and sometimes we rob the same shit back from the people we sold it to.
17:09That's called recycling.
17:10Doing your bit for the planet.
17:12Be the change you want to see in the world.
17:14Preferably the kind of change that jingles in your pocket.
17:30Staying in a full spring.
17:32Like the guitarist from the video.
17:34A big new prince.
17:35For going and wasting, as seems.
17:38I'm a bunch of getting sent to the food bin.
17:52What are you boys up to?
17:544.9.
17:555.9.
17:56Stretching.
17:585.9.
17:58The perpetrators of this crime spree appear to be predominantly young males.
18:02Parece que no hay nada que no se quiera.
18:05¡Ay! ¡Give it back the camera!
18:06¡Shit! ¡Give it back!
18:07Los pricks are running rings around us.
18:10¿Los thieving little shits could do with a bit of guidance from you lads?
18:12Well, if you want to send any of them our way, I'm sure.
18:15I'm sure me and Khan could put them to work.
18:17If only.
18:19We can't get our hands on any of them.
18:21Whoever's running this operation knows exactly what they're doing.
18:24They're geniuses.
18:26We're probably quite big dicks, would you say, dear?
18:35Healy.
18:37No way.
18:39That's amazing.
18:39Okay, I'll be there straight away.
18:42Uh, Tony?
18:43They're after catching two lads.
18:44The duty sergeant thinks they might be the ringleaders.
18:46Hey.
18:48That's brilliant news.
18:49Brilliant news.
18:50I have to go up to my boot bed there.
18:52Boy, they got Jack and Carmel.
18:54We don't know that for sure, alright?
18:57Anyway, we've got loads more of them working for us now, alright?
19:00So we can take the hit, okay?
19:01What take the hit?
19:03Yes.
19:03Why'd they look up to us?
19:04We're responsible for them.
19:05You're not responsible for them, boy.
19:07You need to start thinking more Escobar, boy, okay?
19:09What would Escobar do?
19:10Actually, boy, I googled your man Escobar.
19:12I think he'd like cut off their ears and burned their village down.
19:15So we're not doing that.
19:16That's a bit of an overreaction.
19:18Anyway, we don't even know where they live, so...
19:20Besides, boy, they said we're like their dads.
19:23We are not like dads to them, okay?
19:25We didn't even have dads, so how could we even be dads to them?
19:29The way I see it is, it's Hakuna Matata.
19:31What's Hakuna Matata?
19:33Hakuna Matata.
19:34It means tough shit.
19:35Connor!
19:35Jock!
19:36Downstairs!
19:37Now!
19:38Matata!
19:41Nice.
19:42Nice place.
19:44We arrested Cormac and Jack.
19:46Fuck!
19:47And they told us everything.
19:49Little shits, boy.
19:50I'm gonna knock their heads in, boy.
19:51I don't even care how old they are, boy.
19:52I know, Jack.
19:53Especially the little small fella.
19:54I know, Jack.
19:54I know.
19:55Look.
19:57Before you say anything, just...
19:58They told us that their community work with you was just a front to avoid suspicion.
20:03I'm so sorry, lads.
20:05Seems they've played us all for fools.
20:06You especially.
20:10Yeah.
20:13I wouldn't...
20:13I wouldn't say fools.
20:15And if they are fools, I'd say they are fools with really big dicks.
20:21They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
20:24We...
20:24Yeah, we did.
20:25We did give them a lot of advice.
20:27Yeah, and that was one of them.
20:28You said...
20:28You said stay away...
20:30Stay away from crime.
20:31I really hope that it doesn't stop you from working with young lads in the future, alright?
20:35I promise you, Mairead, it definitely won't.
20:38Yeah, there isn't that much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
20:41No.
20:41But would you say...
20:43What?
20:43That may be the fact that they confessed.
20:47Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and you'll go easy on them.
20:50No, we're gonna throw the book at them.
20:51They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
20:53More if I have anything to do with it.
20:55You're gonna throw a book at them?
20:56We have to help the lads.
20:58Yeah, we gotta get them off.
20:59And I know someone who can.
21:01What?
21:03Oh, really?
21:05I mean, they're 15, but if it helps, it helps.
21:08No, Jack.
21:09Not get them off.
21:10Get them off.
21:12What?
21:12Molly O'Moloy?
21:14No chance can by.
21:15There's no way we can afford her.
21:17This says we can.
21:21You are enough.
21:22Short King.
21:24Like, ten times.
21:25No, no.
21:25Not that.
21:26Why is that?
21:28Just read that.
21:307,800 euros.
21:31I know.
21:33I know way.
21:33I know way.
21:36I know way.
21:40Next up.
21:42Cormac Byrne and Jack Byrne versus this date.
21:46Who is representing the defendants?
21:49Well, it looks like that'll be my sweet ass, Your Honour.
21:53Oh, bollocks.
21:54There must be some mistake, Miss O'Moloy.
21:57Miss.
21:58Pardon?
21:58It's Miss.
21:59There must be some mistake, Miss O'Moloy.
22:02Miss.
22:03Pardon?
22:04I've changed my mind now.
22:05It's Miss.
22:06Well, I don't think this is the time.
22:08Oh!
22:08Judge Riley in courtroom sexism, shame.
22:12Apologies, Miss O'Moloy.
22:14Accepted.
22:15Now, let's get this charade over with, shall we?
22:18We're fucked.
22:24Judge, members of the court,
22:27these two unknown perpetrators in this video,
22:29sure, they could be anybody.
22:30There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
22:34The charges against my clients, they're flarsical,
22:36which I will now prove.
22:37Like, if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
22:44That glove fits.
22:47You can't handle the truth!
22:50I can handle the truth, really.
22:52Well, in that case, these two young men had nothing to do with the crime, Your Majesty.
22:58No more questions.
23:00I have one simple question, Sergeant Healy.
23:03Where were you on 9-11?
23:05Come on, seriously.
23:06Miss O'Moloy, do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
23:11Okay, Sergeant Healy.
23:12When you questioned the defendants, was there a guardian present?
23:17No.
23:19We had a very limited window, you see, to catch their accomplices in.
23:22No, we'll do, Sergeant.
23:23Judge, I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out,
23:26because clearly there's no cause.
23:28Kiss dismissed.
23:30Oh, please!
23:31Oh, please!
23:33This is ridiculous!
23:33Ridiculous!
23:35Well done, lads.
23:36For getting away with Dad.
23:39Why didn't you start with that one, yeah?
23:40Where's the fun in that?
23:43Oh, please!
23:47You're actually our heroes, man!
23:49We are so lucky to have mentors like he.
23:52Like, genuinely, he taught us how to steal, right?
23:55Until we got arrested for it, right?
23:57And then he hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out, just to prove, right, that stealing
24:02doesn't pay.
24:03How genius is that?
24:05Wais.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Genius, Wais.
24:08Yeah.
24:09That was the plan.
24:10I believe it.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:15Do you want to go for a pint?
24:17Yeah!
24:18Yeah!
24:19Yeah!
24:19The answer's no.
24:20That was a test.
24:21Fade.
24:22Go home.
24:23Go home.
24:24Go home.
24:24Go home.
24:25Your legs not work.
24:26Alright.
24:29Now he's just Escobar enough.
24:37Everybody wears your watch.
24:39Why so much?
24:41Why so much?
24:41Darn.
24:42Alright.
24:43He's a slimy boy.
24:44Okay, boy, alright?
24:45They owe us, okay?
24:46We got them off.
24:47We got them off.
24:47He's taking my watch again.
24:48Alright, we're gonna make double the amount.
24:49We're not doing it.
24:51Look at all the work we put in, and we still have no money.
24:55It's too much work for nothing.
24:57It's pretty stressful being Escobar, alright?
25:00It is, boy.
25:00I told you.
25:03Alright, Grant.
25:04Getting too old for this shit, boy.
25:06Alright, but what are we gonna do about him then?
25:09Hey, Pilly Murphy.
25:10You step on your please a minute.
25:12How you doing?
25:13Yes, boss.
25:14Yeah.
25:16Basically, we've thought about the whole operation, and we've decided that as great as you are in the role, we're
25:23gonna go a different direction.
25:26Are you firing me?
25:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:29Well, we're making you redundant.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Who are you calling redundant?
25:35Oh, God!
25:36Oh, no!
25:37Jesus Christ for the ass!
25:39Sorry about that, lads.
25:41Muscle memory, lads.
25:43Oh, Jesus!
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