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Slightly Single in L.A. (2012) [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:01:00As well as Liz
00:01:03You're home early
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy
00:01:07But of course I fell in love again
00:01:09Because he seemed so perfect
00:01:12But he was perfect for Steven
00:01:13And Smiley Pete as well
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34With short-term happiness and superficiality
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time
00:01:39Hmm, well, fast forward a few years
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:44You'll never see a beauty queen in a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:01Where the sun shines high
00:02:03The night's over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:08Any time we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:16I forgot to introduce myself
00:02:22I'm Dale
00:02:24That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kind of sort of boyfriend, JP
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:35God, I'm already name dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP, uh, uh
00:02:48Okay
00:02:49Mmm, mangiara
00:02:52Mmm, delicioso
00:02:57Mmm, no good experience
00:03:08Bye, baby
00:03:12Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big and wrong
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy
00:03:28A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes
00:03:32Come here
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off
00:03:40For about six months
00:03:41It's going pretty good
00:03:43But sometimes
00:03:44I get the feeling
00:03:45I'm not the only girl JP's seeing
00:03:47Oh, JP
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:51Stay here
00:03:52Melissa
00:03:53JP
00:03:54The computer's broken
00:03:56It's a crazy joke
00:03:58Come out, come out
00:04:00Wherever you are
00:04:00No, I only have eyes for you
00:04:03Hey, JP
00:04:04Let's do that thing with the toes again
00:04:07Call me if you want a rendezvous
00:04:09Babe
00:04:09Bye
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP
00:04:24JP
00:04:32Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend
00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots
00:05:01No one settles down
00:05:03It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy
00:05:11I want some roots
00:05:14At least I think I do
00:05:19Oh, my God, did you...
00:05:21Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe
00:05:232012
00:05:24There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth
00:05:28And kill everyone
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie
00:05:36This is real, Dale
00:05:38The movie is based on the facts
00:05:42The planet
00:05:43Is called
00:05:45N-D-I
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight
00:05:50But seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying seven won't be taking any girls on
00:06:00It's all over the internet
00:06:01I'm obsessed with it
00:06:02I can't stop reading
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog
00:06:40Okay
00:06:41And you just left?
00:06:41Yep
00:06:42So it's over
00:06:44I don't know
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid
00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby
00:06:58Come back to bed
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why are you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months?
00:07:08And text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point
00:07:13We just had sex, JP
00:07:15It's good
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head
00:07:24Oh
00:07:25Last week bird crap, this week balls in her face
00:07:29That's typical
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information
00:07:35But that's absolutely true
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems
00:07:51And dispense useful commentary
00:07:52Toast suckers freak me out
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her
00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca, tell me you're not looking him up on the internet
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life
00:08:09What?
00:08:10Question
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over
00:08:16Where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:36Okay, okay, you have a point
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale
00:08:42Uh-oh
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Oh, no
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel?
00:08:51Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this
00:08:55It was on CMZ
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel
00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer
00:09:06JP Gia
00:09:07Whatever his name is
00:09:08Is the father
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops
00:09:17I'm done
00:09:17I'm sorry
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:29Hey, Dale
00:09:31Hey
00:09:31Hi
00:09:32Zach
00:09:33You look...
00:09:34You look fantastic
00:09:35Oh, thanks
00:09:36I cut my bangs
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoe-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:09:50But to me, he'll always be good ol' Zach
00:09:55Wow, long time to see
00:09:57Uh, this is my friend Hallie
00:09:58Hi
00:09:59And Becca
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before
00:10:00Yes, uh, I've met Becca before
00:10:02It's good to see you
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you
00:10:04You too
00:10:05Wow
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so
00:10:12So I'm gonna be around
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe
00:10:17If you guys want to come by, that'll be great
00:10:20Yeah, sure
00:10:20I love your music
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:22Okay, maybe, maybe we will
00:10:23All right, well, just, um, email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:28Oh, uh, I think the Paps have found you
00:10:31And, um, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely
00:10:34Pictures
00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend
00:10:38Oh, right, mm-hmm
00:10:40Hey, uh, Cece, this is my friend Dale
00:10:42Hi
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:10:46Okay
00:10:46Um, yeah, well...
00:10:47Don't forget to email me
00:10:48Well, don't forget to come
00:10:54Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah
00:10:59Okay, I can't, I can't imagine that
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11Started back in Catholic school
00:11:13And specifically, our first communion place
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be
00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27Dressed in white
00:11:28Oh, that's nice
00:11:29Oh, that's nice
00:11:30Oh, that's nice
00:11:31Oh, that's nice
00:11:31Oh, that's nice
00:11:42Oh, that's nice
00:11:46You are getting married
00:11:58Did you get married to JP?
00:11:58No
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach
00:12:04Oh, yeah
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day
00:12:07He looked so good
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend
00:12:13Hmm
00:12:15I didn't have it already
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked
00:12:28Girls
00:12:29You can just tell me later
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment
00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make
00:12:37I'm getting married
00:12:41Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:44Yay
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys
00:12:47It's not that I don't want...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore
00:12:50It's not that I...
00:12:51Don't...
00:12:52It's not fair, I can't take this limbo
00:12:54I know
00:12:55Marry me, are you leaving?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life
00:12:59Oh
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me
00:13:09Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie
00:13:17He was flirting with you
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt
00:13:20It's a human condition, it's natural
00:13:21Plus you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know, I just think it's weird
00:13:25If a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag
00:13:37No
00:13:37Who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kinda disgusting
00:13:40But Jill wants to get married just to get married
00:13:43Because she thinks it's time
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want
00:13:54So just buy a boyfriend
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious
00:14:02I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me
00:14:04Did she really just say that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up from other seasons of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat
00:14:13That's not funny
00:14:14Seriously
00:14:15I was on a call back like two days ago
00:14:18And the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them
00:14:29Producer, call back, agent
00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds
00:14:34And it's okay
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca, you're perfect
00:14:41Don't listen to that
00:14:42Exactly
00:14:44Douchebags
00:14:45As bad as they sound
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles
00:14:49Are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it
00:14:54At all
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number but it's freaking high
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself
00:15:03Come on guys, let's go
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done
00:15:09Thank you
00:15:10I'm serious, I'm done
00:15:12You guys don't hate me but I might pass on going out tonight
00:15:15What? No
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going
00:15:17You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single
00:15:21Plus you're our designated driver
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt
00:15:30Going out in LA isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who factor
00:15:34that this place revolves around
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena or you're
00:15:42a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi then yeah it's pretty much impossible to get in
00:15:46Bottom line there are three major questions in Hollywood
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are you?
00:15:52Who are your friends?
00:16:06leave uh honey not in my club natural hair colors only anthony oh hi of course come on in
00:16:15great jonathan's working the door certainly we're full seven really you went in my club
00:16:22i texted you three times last week three times is your phone broken are your thumbs okay look
00:16:28we're on the list here you see that let him in you totes owe me something nice natural looking
00:16:37good uh-uh brent michaels is waiting down over there and you darling sunset strip is that way
00:16:58james bro you don't want his floppy seconds are you kidding me they call him her for a reason
00:17:02they check out the old dude i'm sorry there's been some kind of misunderstanding there you go
00:17:07tom how many times do i have to tell you i only date girls 25 and younger oh my god
00:17:16is that
00:17:17david spade over there that's hot god this time is so disgusting oh my god so i should check that
00:17:24guy
00:17:24out a producer that i met the other night he's so hot and well connected oh my god you're my
00:17:31wingman
00:17:35uh-oh don't look over there oh you've got to be kidding me i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:47i'm i'm just gonna go to the bathroom oh jake jadelle baby what are you doing here well let me
00:17:56guess
00:17:57baby's mama you just call me a baby jakey she didn't just call me a baby now did she what
00:18:03don't screw with me so what excuse me you don't know her do you jp yes uh baby this is
00:18:09baby
00:18:14well not anymore you don't
00:18:18bye-bye
00:18:22this is my first bitch slap but seeing the look on her botoxed face you deserve him totally makes
00:18:28it worth it i like
00:18:34and he's gonna put me in this next movie but isn't he kind of old aren't you gonna have to
00:18:38you know do
00:18:39him probably oh god if i have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll
00:18:45have
00:18:45to give to get a movie part i'll pee my pants um excuse me we're in line um actually you're
00:18:54at the
00:18:54mirror which doesn't really constitute the line whatever just go it's fine
00:19:15i'll give you my number and then you know maybe we can hang out sometime you want to give me
00:19:19your
00:19:19number yeah sure totally cool yeah we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing yeah right
00:19:28oh gosh oh no i didn't pee on my hands
00:19:40yo mama hey hey did you see zach he's over there in the corner booth uh no i didn't see
00:19:45him did you see
00:19:46jp yep i saw him he looks really hot tonight did you talk to him did you just say he
00:19:53looks hot sorry
00:19:54that was that was really tacky wasn't it so what's the deal with you and zach have you guys ever
00:20:00hooked
00:20:00up before zach yeah uh no i mean not really seriously yeah seriously why are you asking i just can't
00:20:09believe you've never hooked up with him before yeah well i mean we've hung out a lot but no well
00:20:14if
00:20:14you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of la then i am going
00:20:18to have to jump his bones for both of us so are you an actress no no no no not
00:20:28really i i thought
00:20:29i was for a minute but turns out it's not for me it's way too much self-analyzing so what
00:20:35do you do
00:20:35now i design jewelry these are mine they're very nice thanks oh my gosh is it here you're what
00:20:43zach magazine is named number one in their hottest men alive issue yes can i process that oh come on
00:20:49are you kidding oh come on cc it's that magazine yeah it's not exactly you know it's very wait you're
00:20:55leaving yeah where's becca who the producer maybe she gets home okay okay bye
00:21:11i don't excuse me for one second hey guys hey dale hey hey dale
00:21:22i'll hold him up back come on let's go inside for a minute please yeah it's it doesn't make any
00:21:28sense to me sometimes listen i didn't get a chance to talk to you i went to uh see if
00:21:33you wanted to go
00:21:33to dinner next week um i i can't i didn't even give you a day well i'm sorry i know
00:21:40i'm just
00:21:41i'm slammed right now working this retarded dating reality show okay well i mean look if you're not
00:21:50too busy then maybe uh you can make about my show at the label next week we can hang out
00:21:54after that
00:21:55yeah because yeah you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night
00:21:59oh i'm i'm sorry it's okay i totally forgot hey you know what next week though for sure okay good
00:22:07because
00:22:09you got me a little bit worried there you know it's not like you to just drop off the grid
00:22:12like
00:22:13that you're my la comfort food you know i need to see you every so often la comfort food i
00:22:20like that
00:22:22i'm sorry it's just been one of those months you know that photographer jp and i right we were sort
00:22:29of dating on and off and then i found out that he got this supermodel pregnant and i mean i
00:22:34didn't even
00:22:35want to come out tonight and i ran into them and i just i don't know i just can't hit
00:22:41the hollywood
00:22:41scene anymore it's just it's not for me well i didn't even know you were dating anyone i thought
00:22:46you were i thought you were single well slightly single i mean it was never anything fully committed
00:22:55well breakups are always pretty tough yeah i just don't get this town everyone is always on the
00:23:02search for the bigger better deal and just yeah but you know it's all about hype right i mean at
00:23:07the end of the day that's all it is it's hype well yeah but it's different when you're famous
00:23:14you're part of something better that people are searching for but i am the exact same person
00:23:19that i've always been i'm not in this business for the hype hey jack come here
00:23:28am i gonna be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze i think i can handle that
00:23:38i'm so sorry it's okay i like a good headbutt that was yeah i i was i went to kiss
00:23:43your cheek
00:23:43it i am such an idiot he was clearly going for the lips okay well have a good night thanks
00:23:51bye bye
00:23:58seven and i work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:03our job is to find and cast a quote unquote talent such as it is so just be natural and
00:24:10forget that the
00:24:11camera's even here oh well i'm very comfortable in front of a camera so why don't you tell me how
00:24:17you and bert met i'm sure that's a great story we met on the internet now take these two they're
00:24:23here
00:24:23for a slot on the upcoming show geezer town some people will say or do just about anything to be
00:24:29on tv
00:24:29a blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay hey dale oh oh really um i'll be back in
00:24:46just a second
00:25:03okay i'll be there in two seconds
00:25:09you don't want to leave this in there that was becca she was crying and i don't know i gotta
00:25:14go pick her up
00:25:14i'll be back in 20 minutes can you cover for me with the phone sexing cyberspacing 80 year old couple
00:25:19yes please they're kind of scaring me yeah yeah yeah go thank you
00:25:29three two one oh geez thank you
00:25:40hey
00:25:44what happened becca what happened what's wrong what happened
00:25:51you have got to be kidding me i i just don't understand i mean you got a boot six months
00:25:56ago
00:25:57how does someone get a boot on their car twice unless in a year every monday i have to get
00:26:01up and
00:26:01move my car before 9 a.m 9 a.m and sometimes i forget okay on days like this it's
00:26:11really helpful
00:26:11to remember that becca donates blood rescues puppies and volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:16i don't know how much how much
00:26:18980 dollars 980 dollars
00:26:22yes
00:26:23it's okay you know what we'll get the money
00:26:40Love is alive
00:26:42Alive like a newborn child
00:26:47Love is a war
00:26:50Broken and running wild
00:26:53Love is a thief
00:26:56And we're stealing our hearts tonight
00:27:07And you're giving to me
00:27:10You're giving me all I need
00:27:14You're all I see
00:27:17You're all I want is to be
00:27:28You're all I want is to be
00:27:34I love you
00:27:38Take me away
00:27:52Yes he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement
00:27:55So we set a date
00:27:56September
00:28:00That's great
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick
00:28:03No Holly I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30 okay
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25 Jill
00:28:10Not like you're 108
00:28:11Count me out on this one
00:28:13Well my agent told me never to bulge my real age
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either
00:28:17Can you both smell like desperate whores
00:28:20Thank you
00:28:26Thank you all for coming
00:28:27Thank you very much
00:28:30Hey
00:28:31You made it
00:28:34That was incredible
00:28:35That was amazing
00:28:36You think
00:28:37Yeah you know everyone right
00:28:38Yeah definitely lovely ladies of LA of course
00:28:41And Seven
00:28:41How are you
00:28:42Much better now that you're here
00:28:43How are you
00:28:43Good
00:28:45Good
00:28:46Hey
00:28:47Hey
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink
00:28:52You guys want to join
00:28:53Sure why not
00:28:53I'll stay
00:28:54Will you get me another Jack and Coke
00:28:56Yeah sure
00:28:57Okay
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:59Hey
00:29:04Hey where did Dale go
00:29:05Oh she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh well Cece this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night
00:29:11Uh no it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:13Oh this is my girlfriend Dominique
00:29:17So when are you practicing tomorrow
00:29:19I want to hear the new song
00:29:20Oh but Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:22So everything's got to get the thumbs up from her
00:29:25Wow I'm easy
00:29:26I mean well not kind of easy you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his you can't do much wrong
00:29:32She's uh she's cute I say go for it
00:29:35You're in trouble you know that Cece
00:29:37What afraid you're going to fall in love
00:29:42Hold it hold it
00:29:48Okay you have got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks
00:29:52All the time
00:29:53Pecca is a winker
00:29:55Pecca's a wanker
00:29:56No not a wanker a winker she winks
00:30:01I only do it to guys that I think are cute okay
00:30:03It's for this movie I'm doing it's a character role
00:30:06So what are you guys doing after this
00:30:09Um home
00:30:10Yeah I gotta work early in the morning
00:30:12Oh whoa lame lame
00:30:13Excuse me can I have uh can we get six tequila shots please
00:30:16Pop shell
00:30:18Oh no no that is trouble I puked
00:30:21I'll clean it up
00:30:23I'll clean it up
00:30:24Uh count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10pm
00:30:28Maybe just one night
00:30:29Um I would but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning
00:30:36I have an audition at 9pm
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:39I'm free
00:30:39I'll take it
00:30:40Yeah okay
00:30:41Well I'll let you all step up this one time okay
00:30:45But next time you're staying
00:30:46All of you
00:30:47Staying
00:30:48Good job
00:30:48Okay bye
00:30:49Yeah have a good time
00:30:49Bye guys
00:30:50See you guys later
00:30:51I don't mean to be rude but can I get an autograph
00:30:55Oh yeah sure
00:31:01Thanks
00:31:02I'm a big fan
00:31:05Wow that is a lot of tequila
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:12Things might get silly
00:31:14Okay
00:31:16Alright but only if you do a wraparound
00:31:21Go like this
00:31:29Just once
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out hole not an in hole
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star okay
00:31:38Without our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:43Oh
00:31:44The wedding which you haven't had any input in BTW
00:31:48BTW Jesus
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:01Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah we're good we're just here working on our calves
00:32:04Hey hi
00:32:06Well that's I know that's um
00:32:07That's uh
00:32:08That is uh a client
00:32:10Jill
00:32:11God
00:32:12Back off
00:32:13Yeah right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew
00:32:18A match made in heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes
00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor
00:32:27I'll call you later okay
00:32:28Okay okay
00:32:30Come on Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible man
00:32:33Listen
00:32:34I want to try it
00:32:35It's just one
00:32:36One little
00:32:36Just one time
00:32:37No
00:32:41You know that camera looks very good on you
00:32:42Oh you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47You know maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:48Make some money off your ass
00:32:51Album cover my man
00:32:52I'm telling ya
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:56Oh no no thanks I'm cool
00:32:57You smoke too much Jivers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02Oh
00:33:03Organic
00:33:04No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:20There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words were just getting away
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:35But it is written in the wind
00:33:38This is where it all begins
00:33:43I've been dreaming
00:33:45I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:49I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:57Now you're wanting me to stay
00:34:00Keeps getting better every day
00:34:04Every day
00:34:05Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:10I think about it all the time
00:34:14Yeah
00:34:16Yeah
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:22I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living
00:34:33I found a reason for loving
00:34:37I found a reason for loving
00:34:37See you later
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow
00:34:49Drama in a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah well Jill wants this
00:34:52You know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like
00:34:57$80,000 wedding dinner
00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow
00:35:04I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah but that's just Jill
00:35:08You know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know what
00:35:11I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:20It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well on the holidays
00:35:24Or you know
00:35:25The occasional odd long weekend
00:35:27I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that right?
00:35:39No
00:35:39No I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No they actually died separately
00:35:49My dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh no
00:35:55No no
00:35:55It's
00:35:56It's not sad
00:35:57It was
00:35:58A really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Because
00:36:06What about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah
00:36:11After 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:18Oh you can get that
00:36:19No
00:36:19No that's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:24Sorry
00:36:26Oh it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um yeah
00:36:32Yeah yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:35Um
00:36:37Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:40Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did
00:36:43Did you?
00:36:44Because
00:36:44I kind of had plans
00:36:45To just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um
00:36:47She's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52No
00:36:54Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:08Wanted you to sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I
00:37:14Have to work in the morning so
00:37:16You should see the show
00:37:17She's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look you could stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:24One second
00:37:27Alright Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend
00:37:36Hey Zach
00:37:37Where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:44She just showed up hours later
00:37:46Unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well I mean he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And you know
00:37:54But I think it was just playing dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because
00:38:03Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser LA guys
00:38:07Dun dun dun dun dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser LA guy
00:38:12No he's
00:38:14No he's not
00:38:15But
00:38:15Anyhow I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:18Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:22It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because
00:38:24Hey I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa
00:38:27Whoa whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden
00:38:30The fame seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh
00:38:36Shit seven
00:38:37That's
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career
00:38:46Because
00:38:46You have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56Liz I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:39:00Trust me
00:39:02Damn it you're afraid of a real relationship Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:09But you're scared of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29Yeah
00:39:29No I
00:39:30It's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting
00:39:35Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:41Yeah it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know
00:39:55And um
00:39:55As I told you before Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:09Yeah
00:40:10You sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:17Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah
00:40:23Yeah yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look
00:40:30I just
00:40:31I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36No
00:40:45Hey
00:40:47Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey
00:40:48Tell us that up
00:40:48Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:50I'm just joking
00:40:50I don't care
00:40:51Oh
00:40:52Oh
00:40:53Oh
00:40:54Hey
00:40:55That's
00:40:55That's
00:40:56It's expected
00:40:56It's really
00:40:57Really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:03I'd like to take care of myself
00:41:05As you can see
00:41:06I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:09Hey
00:41:12Are you flexing?
00:41:21What are you options for something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the David Zachary?
00:41:28Just a Cajun salmon, wild caught or farm raged
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or branch?
00:41:32My favorite organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free nut
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35You've seen that and it looks brilliant
00:41:37I don't want any acrylamites in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is like
00:41:48Radically different
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:57I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:01One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:05In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:13I completely missed my point
00:42:15Okay, rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:18Look
00:42:19I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:24I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:30That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:37He seems perfect
00:42:39Good-looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:59He's got this great
00:43:01Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definition
00:43:03Which you probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're going to love it
00:43:27Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:32Check, please
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:35Yeah
00:43:43Hi
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:49You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:52They have valet parking, you know
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He has the cutest dimple
00:44:20Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is as his state it's in
00:44:25Oh gosh
00:44:28Namaste
00:44:30Namaste
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:42You're late
00:44:43Hey
00:44:45Hey
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Yale about my wedding
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:53Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:59Yeah
00:45:02Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at 2
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:15No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean
00:45:25I kind of guessed, but
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you
00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:37And it is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:44It's
00:45:45Dammit, she is a fame whore
00:45:47No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me
00:45:54When I had that swine flu
00:45:56Every time I've broken up
00:45:57With a cross-eyed boyfriend
00:45:59I don't know what I would have done
00:46:01About that stalker
00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:04I need something to take my mind
00:46:05Off all of this
00:46:10Dale, I don't know
00:46:10What I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:14Oh, honey
00:46:14Do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:18I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late from the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:31I love you
00:46:32I love you
00:46:32So much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:35Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry
00:46:39For the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling
00:46:43A bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45That anxiety
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend
00:46:54What it feels like
00:46:54Inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, that's
00:46:58That's true
00:46:59I used to think about
00:47:01What it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-hmm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents
00:47:14Expecting babies and marriages
00:47:15And perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19I mean, it's true
00:47:20But
00:47:22It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:25Tell me something, Joe
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:37I don't know, Joe
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's
00:47:41For our first communion
00:47:42The biggest deal was finding out
00:47:44Who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle
00:47:48With Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:53And I ended up with
00:47:54What's-his-face
00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle
00:48:01With a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:11Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:23Here, look at this one
00:48:25Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:32Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But, um
00:48:41She doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:47Hey, um
00:48:48I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:12No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my God, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:24Yeah
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:29Well, hello to you too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie
00:49:38Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait, do you like him now?
00:49:50Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:54Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe-is-me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous
00:50:28Who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:30And who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:31You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:39Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:45Come on, you guys, this is retarded
00:50:46But you're just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07Will you clean this up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess, I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to be lettered
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated
00:51:20There's still a lot of food down the street
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I need
00:51:23There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:34So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:42Call her
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated
00:51:53So I've shown you my pets
00:51:54And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:03Well, I've been honest
00:52:06Not with Hallie
00:52:07With yourself
00:52:10Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14And you put on your pants
00:52:15You look like
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that
00:52:18Hey, it's Dale
00:52:21Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:23Can you just call me back?
00:52:24Please
00:52:26Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:29Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43Would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:47Hey
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:50Thank you
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52And can't drive
00:52:55Sorry
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02Do you want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:11Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:14Aw
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:24Thank you
00:53:26So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31I think so we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, it was just understandable
00:53:37Under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03Thanks
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think you were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:19You're my praise
00:54:22You're my praise
00:54:23You're my praise
00:54:25You're my praise
00:54:29You're my praise
00:54:32You're my praise
00:54:36You're my praise
00:54:38You're my praise
00:54:39Make a wish
00:54:40Make a wish!
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42Okay
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:46Okay
00:54:52Happy birthday
00:54:53Happy birthday
00:54:54Thank you, guys
00:54:54Happy birthday
00:54:55Happy birthday
00:54:56Happy birthday
00:54:58Happy birthday
00:55:01Happy birthday
00:55:02Happy birthday
00:55:02Happy birthday
00:55:02Happy birthday
00:55:03Happy birthday
00:55:03Happy birthday
00:55:05Happy birthday
00:55:06Happy birthday
00:55:07Happy birthday
00:55:07Happy birthday
00:55:12Jill. You never cared before when I was drunk. And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sakes.
00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now because now you're making a scene. You've got to relax,
00:55:24Drew. This is nothing I've never heard before. You are so self-centered, Drew. There's bigger
00:55:30things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the
00:55:35TV. You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay? Don't you dare effing tell me
00:55:42that I'm embarrassing you, okay? Because my friends think you're a douchebag. A nasty-ass
00:55:50sleazebag agent. Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag. It's okay. Come on. Where are you
00:55:54going to go? Are you going to go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns? Cartoons. He made
00:56:02me watch anime porn. Yeah, I'm going to go home and masturbate. Disgusting. Because it's better
00:56:08than anything you're giving me at home. No, because you love to masturbate because for you
00:56:11it's like I'm stuck with somebody that you love. Yourself. Did you just make that up? Annie Hall, 77. I'm
00:56:18going home. You're going to go screw one of your actresses. One of your stupid, slutty, sleep
00:56:25your way to the top actresses.
00:56:31Annie, I need to go to the bathroom. Somebody can stick around because now she's drunk and
00:56:36you're pissed off. That's like the worst combination for you. I know. Oh, just stay with me. It's okay.
00:56:47I'm stuck. I'm sorry, Dale. Jill, you don't have to be sorry. You just got a little wasted. That's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much. I'm never drinking again. I've heard that one before.
00:57:04I don't like you once to marry me, you guys. And then I'm getting married in three weeks.
00:57:11Boo. Don't worry about Drew right now. Just finish blowing chunks, okay? Why don't you
00:57:16go make sure everything's okay out there? I'll stay here with Jill. Okay. Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry. Are we okay? Yeah, we're okay. I said a lot of things I didn't mean. I'm
00:57:28sorry. Me too. I'm so sorry. You're okay.
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in. Seven told me about your little surprise party. You know,
00:57:43it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out. See you. I'm glad you did. Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:51Oh, my God. I told everybody he jacks off. Two cartoons. Oh, God. I am not drunk, but I
00:58:01definitely am sorry. Come on. Let's come get something to eat. I'm really hungry. You two
00:58:07want to come eat? Oh, no. We'll stay. I mean, I'll stay here. I'll let them go. I'll still stay
00:58:11with you. Okay. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Going? Wow. Quite a night. Yeah, definitely.
00:58:29Is it a birthday dance? I don't know. Come on. Come on. I wish that I was walking,
00:58:38walking. Cause I would not be stopping. Till I wake in your backyard. Till I wake in your
00:58:51backyard. Oh. Finally. You're so cute. I knew it. I knew it. Do you feel older? Yes. I
00:59:08I knew it. So when is your chore starting? You know, we actually just had to push another
00:59:13month. Our tour manager totally screwed it up. She got the dates wrong. Actually, Cece,
00:59:20whom I think you've met. Oh. The blonde? Yeah, the blonde's. At the park and at the show.
00:59:27Right. You had a thing with her, right? No. No, no, no. She works with me. She's a tour manager.
00:59:36I don't know. I'm not into guys. But what makes you think that I was into her? The fact
00:59:42that I'm now officially an idiot. His lesbian tour manager? Ugh. It's a birthday present.
00:59:59I love the way you said. It'll bring you luck. I thought you could use a little bit.
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here for a day or two. Thank you. It's... that's good. You're welcome.
01:00:20You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. No. No. It's actually...
01:00:30just the opposite. And that's the problem.
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale. Come on, Jill. We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.
01:00:52Drew! You okay? She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep. Let's go.
01:00:58Yeah. Come on, babe. Oh, that's disgusting. No. This is definitely picture-worthy.
01:01:16Is that her puke bucket? Okay. That goes to Annie. That's so funny.
01:01:29She's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world.
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it? Everything just changes so fast.
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zack? Because I never felt like I was good enough for him.
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right? Yeah. And you think he's handsome.
01:02:03Mm-hmm. Yeah. And he likes the doll ears? Yeah. I love his bully.
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends. Mm-hmm. So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him. I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous. I mean, I never... I never meant to. I never even
01:02:30knew I did.
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know? Yeah, I understand that.
01:02:42The next morning, as soon as she woke up, Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.
01:02:52Drew!
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:58I'm so sorry.
01:03:00I'm so sorry.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:15I really do love you.
01:03:18Me too.
01:03:27Smell my hair. Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.
01:03:32Ugh.
01:03:33Wow, look at this. Party at our place. It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven. We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:48Shut up. They were my period panties.
01:03:51Hello.
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast. Who's in?
01:03:58Can't.
01:03:58Can't.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no. You're coming with me. You need the fresh air. So does Bowie.
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:11Alright, twist our arm.
01:04:18To be my love, be my guide. Be my shelter in the night. Be my hope. Be my truth. I
01:04:32will not forget you.
01:04:36And you're warm.
01:04:39And you're warmly days asleep.
01:04:41Those nights they're so ragged heart. Too frail to fight. We'll hold on to you.
01:04:48Till you are all I need.
01:05:10To be my love, be my guide
01:05:16Be my shelter in the night
01:05:23Be my truth
01:05:25I will not, I will not protect you
01:05:34I think you left to go inside.
01:05:36Good. Going in, boy. Good job.
01:05:40Thanks. I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah. So did I. Definitely.
01:05:57Look, I, could I just talk to you for a second, Dale? Just about you and me and about us
01:06:05and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not
01:06:22going anywhere, Dale.
01:06:26I'm not going to die on you. I'm not your mother or your father or...
01:06:31You are so scared of anything that's real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me. I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:08I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale. Two years. You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect.
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:31Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No.
01:08:38Hell no.
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:45If I just get one more chance.
01:09:09I'll be right there.
01:09:16I'll be right there.
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I, uh, wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:28So, I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't gonna work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:48Like, well, like right now.
01:09:50And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And, uh, you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I, I know I'm passing the blame right now.
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy.
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life.
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never meant to do that.
01:10:40You did.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:54Can we maybe, um, hang out? Just, like, be friends and stuff?
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not. That'd be good.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now? Maybe, like...
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Come in.
01:11:09Right.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:17No, no, no, no.
01:11:18Because we don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, man of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:30Okay.
01:11:30Okay.
01:11:31I'll be right back.
01:11:33Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Three, two, one.
01:11:37One.
01:11:37My keys.
01:11:42Three, two, one.
01:11:44And picture of Drew's mom.
01:11:49I'm gonna follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front door.
01:12:03Today's the picture.
01:12:07Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tag. How do you tell which way is the
01:12:12front? You really can't with these things.
01:12:17Hi.
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Look at you.
01:12:20Nice suit.
01:12:21Oh, shut up.
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful.
01:12:22It's your day.
01:12:24Gosh.
01:12:25Pecca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No.
01:12:29You're not wearing pantyhose.
01:12:30It's hot.
01:12:30Take them off.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32Ridiculous.
01:12:32I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and the dinner and it's
01:12:40great.
01:12:41Wow.
01:12:42You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just...
01:12:58I've dreamed about this day my whole life.
01:13:01Since my first communion.
01:13:03Is that weird?
01:13:03No, honey.
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:07Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:14The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:27Deep breath.
01:13:28Yeah.
01:13:28Take a deep breath.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:36Oh, wait.
01:13:36Picture.
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:43You like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it, work it.
01:13:46I like it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously.
01:13:52I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57Seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:01You?
01:14:01No.
01:14:02Never.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:14If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:19Right.
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi.
01:14:27We're going to close the front doors now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure.
01:14:32Princess picture pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:36Especially of hot guys.
01:14:38No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:39Uh-huh.
01:14:39Uh-huh.
01:14:40I like it.
01:14:41Uh-huh.
01:14:43Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:47I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Do one shirtless.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No.
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:56Oh, so typical.
01:15:17Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:15:20I guess he felt he didn't need to,
01:15:21since he never actually asked Joel to marry him in the first place.
01:15:25But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill,
01:15:29deep down, I don't think she was surprised.
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:37Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:41He just forgot why.
01:15:51What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02Uh, excuse me, Jill.
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk,
01:16:10get things off your mind.
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:15It's kind of required.
01:16:16Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18if you need to talk to somebody about anything.
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.
01:16:28And we like to dance around.
01:16:29It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes, they might want to reconsider.
01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:46He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:59Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:13Hey, my veil's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:23Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:31Story of my life.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Come on.
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale.
01:17:43I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:53Boys.
01:17:56Dale.
01:17:59Catch.
01:18:20Hey.
01:18:22Hey.
01:18:26No more douchebag boyfriends.
01:18:28Send me rest.
01:18:29relationships and keeping people at an emotional arm's length.
01:18:34I just wanted to say...
01:18:36No, wait.
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
01:18:48But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.
01:19:20Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
01:19:29Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:19:36Love is a fool, and a stealing of hearts tonight.
01:20:11Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:20:43Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:21:06Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:21:41Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:21:43I fell in love with a start.
01:21:51Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:22:22Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:22:26Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:23:10Love is a war, broken and running wild.
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15Lost on the sun, yeah
01:23:19Something's lost on the world
01:23:23Not a rose of memory
01:23:28But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:32Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love
01:23:48With a star
01:24:12Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:13Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:16Rocked me wherever you arechaften
01:24:23me where you are
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