00:00Happy anniversary!
00:07A car?
00:10Honey, I didn't expect you spent so much on me.
00:13I've got the best wife in the world.
00:17Is this a joke?
00:19What do you mean?
00:21So, your love for me is measured by a rose you didn't even buy but stole?
00:26Honey, I didn't know our love was measured by the size of the gifts.
00:30Are you kidding?
00:32It's our anniversary, I just gave you a car.
00:35Don't you feel ashamed?
00:37No, because this isn't everything.
00:39Oh, so the rose is just the beginning.
00:41Mmm, what's next?
00:43Dinner and pizza restaurant.
00:45It's happy hour now.
00:47Nothing to see in your defense.
00:51Fine.
00:54I'm going to clear my head in my new convertible.
01:05Is this for me?
01:08What's in there?
01:10Pizza.
01:11And it's mine.
01:13Honey!
01:15What's inside?
01:18Honey, go clear your head.
01:23Fine.
01:25I'm not that curious anyway.
01:31Get back!
01:32Get back!
01:33Get back!
01:36Puzzle?
01:37What's going on, Franco?
01:39Did you get fired or...
01:42Have you gotten into gambling?
01:44What difference does it make?
01:45It seems like you don't care about me anyway.
01:57Our new home.
02:00Just like you wanted.
02:02And the rose bush I planted just for you.
02:29I don't deserve a man like you.
02:33Forgive me, please.
02:35It's our first anniversary and I sacrificed so much to buy you that car.
02:40So...
02:41When I saw the rose, I...
02:44I was really upset.
02:51You're a husband and wife.
02:54Of course they forgive you.
02:57Making mistakes is normal.
02:59The important thing is to admit them.
03:03Here's your rubbish!
03:04What are you doing?
03:05No, stop!
03:06You stupid books!
03:07Relax!
03:08Please!
03:08Ellie!
03:09You know what?
03:10What?
03:11You make me sick!
03:12Come on, just listen to me!
03:13Ellen, listen to me now!
03:15No!
03:21What is it?
03:24Money.
03:24I...
03:24I...
03:25I...
03:25I...
03:25I...
03:25I see that it's money, but who the hell money is it?
03:29Mine.
03:30I won a million in the lottery yesterday.
03:32I wanted to surprise you today, but you decided to break up.
03:37Well...
03:38I'm surprised.
03:40But...
03:41I didn't say anything about break up.
03:45Max!
03:46Wait!
03:47Wait!
03:49She thinks I'm a fool.
03:53Honey...
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55I'm just...
03:55a little bit overacted.
03:58Don't be so...
03:59Wait, wait, wait...
04:00A minute ago you didn't love me.
04:01Before you saw the money.
04:02Money has nothing to do with it.
04:04Have fun.
04:05And you just lost a loser after all.
04:09Max!
04:10Max!
04:10What?
04:12I'm pregnant.
04:18Surprise.
04:21Ellen, no way!
04:22Yeah, I...
04:24It's not a surprise that I'm carrying your baby.
04:27Our firstborn, Emma.
04:29And she will be a ballerina.
04:31Are you kidding me?
04:32Are you expecting me to believe in these norms?
04:35But it's truth!
04:37You know what, babe?
04:39You don't fool me so easily.
04:42Come on.
04:43Where are we going?
04:44To the clinic.
04:45To do an ultrasound.
04:46And let's end this stupid facade.
04:48Max!
04:49I need a change, huh?
04:58Max!
04:58Max!
04:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
05:00Wait!
05:00What?
05:01I think I'm sick.
05:03Ellie, what happened?
05:04As I said, I'm sick.
05:06I'm sick.
05:07Then, I don't know, bring me some...
05:10Mint lollipops.
05:11Mint lollipops?
05:12Where am I going to get those now?
05:13I don't know.
05:14Go in and read some Willy Wonka store.
05:17Pharmacy on the first floor.
05:18Just go.
05:19Yeah, just stay here.
05:20I'll be right back.
05:21Okay.
05:22Thank you!
05:24Everything alright?
05:24Yeah, I'm totally fine.
05:28Doctor.
05:30Please.
05:31Help me.
05:32Who are you?
05:33Erasmira.
05:35You need to say that I'm pregnant.
05:36It's...
05:36It's very important for me.
05:38Just believe me.
05:39It's...
05:39Darling, I'm a doctor and I'm not gonna lie.
05:42It's unethical.
05:43No, no, no.
05:43It's not an unusual lie.
05:46It's for save...
05:48Me.
05:50Otherwise...
05:51He will kill me.
05:54Who?
05:55What?
05:56My boyfriend.
06:01He's a monster.
06:03And he's a killer.
06:04And what does it have to do with me?
06:06He...
06:07He wanted an heir for his fortune for a long time.
06:11And...
06:12It hasn't worked yet.
06:15And if you don't tell him that I'm pregnant, I'm gonna die.
06:18Calm down.
06:19Calm down.
06:20I'm gonna help you.
06:22I'm calling the police.
06:23It's okay.
06:28Don't call the police.
06:30All the police in our city are pregnant.
06:33But...
06:34It's not an option.
06:35Just tell him that I'm pregnant.
06:38It gives me two days.
06:40Just run away from his monster.
06:42Honey.
06:43There were only watermelon lollipops.
06:46Maybe it will help you.
06:50This is your boyfriend?
06:58Wait in the hallway.
07:00What?
07:01But I, uh...
07:02I'm a doctor here.
07:03And don't interfere with examination.
07:06Wait in the hallway.
07:10I got it.
07:17See?
07:18What is wrong?
07:19Yeah.
07:19Now I see that he is a Tyrone.
07:21But you need to lie down in that bed.
07:24And I'll do an ultrasound anyway.
07:27Don't...
07:28I just need...
07:29I need to do a record density.
07:31For authenticity.
07:32Oh.
07:34Well...
07:35That's okay.
07:37Yeah, please.
07:38Let's do it.
07:39Thanks for your women's solidarity.
07:41You're such a good...
07:50You have no idea how you're saving me by saying that.
07:55Oh, you're having twins.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57That's too much.
07:58It's enough to lie about one child.
08:01No, no.
08:01I'm not lying.
08:02You're really pregnant.
08:03Look.
08:07What?
08:11What?
08:12Oh, no!
08:18That's...
08:19That's...
08:20That's...
08:20Really bad.
08:21That's 100% bad.
08:23I thought that...
08:24You really wanted...
08:25What are you talking about?
08:26What are you talking about?
08:27Children's the last thing that I need.
08:30Especially from some stranger.
08:31A stranger?
08:32But I thought that...
08:33It's from your watermelon flag, no?
08:36Listen, it's not your business.
08:38Who is the father?
08:41What a nice damn question.
08:44Who's the father?
08:46Let me think, let me think.
08:48I hope it's from Fender's coach.
08:52Yeah.
08:52If they're from Tarun or Mr. Chain.
08:58Okay, I've had enough of this.
09:01What?
09:02Wait, wait.
09:05Listen, uh,
09:07I will pay you.
09:09Huh?
09:12Ten thousand dollars.
09:15Sounds good, isn't it?
09:17Give him that damn piece of paper saying that I'm pregnant.
09:21It's it. It's it.
09:22But he's not the father.
09:26The father is not the one who made a child.
09:29He's the one that I'm going to dip into thinking.
09:34He is, huh?
09:36Well, if he refused, that's okay.
09:40I will find another doctor.
09:42Who will help me.
09:44With pleasure.
09:46Someone more cooperative.
09:47I do.
09:53Hey.
09:55Hey, where are you going?
09:57Huh?
10:06Ta-da!
10:10It can be.
10:12You're really pregnant.
10:13Congratulations.
10:15You're a father now.
10:16And now he can turn your back on financial aid.
10:21What if it's not mine?
10:23How dare you?
10:24I've never been with anyone else.
10:27Except you.
10:29Of course.
10:30And beside the doctor.
10:33Can do a DNA test.
10:37Of course I can.
10:39But I think that you are the father.
10:43Congratulations.
10:46What's wrong with you, daddy?
10:49Are you so sad?
10:50Hm?
10:52What should I do now?
10:55Well,
10:56I want something wise.
10:59Let's not ruin each other's life, Max.
11:02We're playing these stupid love games anymore.
11:05Yeah?
11:06Just give me my share of money and live.
11:10Aren't you ashamed to take 50% of what's not yours?
11:14What did you say? 50?
11:17Honey,
11:18You're doing math wrong.
11:21Because 50% is split between two people.
11:25But there's nothing two of us anymore, right?
11:28Do you wanna...
11:29Do you wanna split it in three?
11:31Uh-uh.
11:33Four.
11:34I have twins.
11:36You have twins too.
11:38That means, uh,
11:40You have 25%,
11:41Which is still good money, right?
11:44You have taken.
11:45Or,
11:46I'll take it to Kurt.
11:48And then,
11:49You'll not get any penny anymore.
11:54I'll go to the car.
11:56And get the money.
11:59Nice choice.
12:03Women's solidarity.
12:12Hello.
12:14Here.
12:16I hope the contents of this bag will really help you get your life together.
12:19Thanks.
12:21Are you kidding me?
12:23What a...
12:24What the hell is that?
12:26Work at.
12:27Really.
12:28Really funny.
12:29You know, I think this is exactly what you need.
12:32Oh, really?
12:32Get yourself a job, finally, and stop looking for easy money.
12:36How dare you?
12:37You are future father of my children.
12:40And guess what I'm gonna do next?
12:41I'm gonna sue you, and you will pay me Ellie money for whole your damn life.
12:45Ellie.
12:46I know everything.
12:51Ah.
12:54Really?
12:55Really?
12:56You.
12:58You're just ashamed of yourself, huh?
13:00I'll promise you a $10,000.
13:04And you're screwed.
13:06Yeah, of course you did.
13:09But Max promised me a new house.
13:12Didn't you, son?
13:14Sure, mom.
13:15In the car.
13:16For you and dad.
13:17Yeah.
13:22Uh...
13:24Mom?
13:25Did you think I was going to take you to some random doctor?
13:28After six months of being in a relationship, you could've asked me who my parents are.
13:35Okay, then.
13:37My bad.
13:38Sorry.
13:40Nice to meet you, mom.
13:43And what about that, mom?
13:46What about that?
13:47I'm carrying twins.
13:50And now...
13:51No one's...
13:53No one just wants me.
13:54You're not the only one here who can fool people.
13:57There are no twins.
13:58What are you talking about?
13:59Okay.
14:01And what about this...
14:03This...
14:03Two black spots in here, huh?
14:06These are just two dark and black spots.
14:11Not babies.
14:12You're not pregnant.
14:14Girl, you better really find a job.
14:17And you can start with something simple.
14:20Cleaning lady or waitress or whatever.
14:23You really need to learn the value of money.
14:28But nice try.
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