00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
02:19you
02:21you
02:21you
02:35you
03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
03:25fuck off
03:26fuck off
03:30fuck off
03:33fuck off
03:39fuck off
03:49after this.
04:10Don't say I'm sorry
04:12if I thought that it would change
04:15my mind. But I know
04:17that this time I have
04:19said too much, been too unkind
04:21I try to
04:23laugh about it
04:24covering all up with lies
04:27I try to
04:29laugh about it
04:30hiding my tears in my eyes
04:32cause boys
04:34don't cry
04:39Boys
04:41don't cry
04:42Earlier today, I was thinking of the
04:44Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano
04:46and his initial reports for the
04:48possible 1,000 casualties
04:50No one's a distinct wavering of the
04:52graph of international
04:53form of Britain
04:54Next
04:57Me again
04:58Name
04:58Michael Fagor
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here
05:04and every fortnight
05:05you ask me the same question
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee
05:11Then I did a few days
05:13as Secretary General
05:15of the United Nations
05:17Next
05:18Donald Belgrano
05:20in Brussels
05:20That's the sonst
05:21of the U.S.
05:21House of
05:22House of
05:22John
05:23King
05:24British
05:24Magic
05:24M исп
05:48Bill!
05:49Hello mate.
05:50Hey David.
05:52Alright, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Yeah, I do.
05:55I'm just a little bit of a drink.
05:55Look at that, mate, the, er, what's it, the cash-in-hand fella.
06:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:10All right, then, guys, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as you finish, as soon as we're in the pub, all right?
06:16Twenty-eight babes. Twenty-eight babes.
06:19Twenty-eight babes.
06:23Come over my life.
06:26Come on.
06:28Oh, my god.
06:40That's all right.
06:46Oh, my God, wow.
06:46I might just have breakfast if I could go.
06:48Yes, yes.
06:55Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:15How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17They'll go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living and looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Fucking do it.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50You're fucking doing it.
07:52You're fucking doing it.
07:55You're freaking doing it.
07:56Stop.
07:57Stop.
07:58I'm going to drop your fucking keys.
08:00Stop.
08:00You're fucking dead.
08:01You're fucking dead.
08:02Let's go.
08:04You're fucking dead.
08:05You're fucking dead.
08:05I'm on fire.
08:06He rings while he's been and pays while he does.
08:09See that it goes out wherever he may.
08:12God is a monkey.
08:14God is a monkey.
08:15God is a weeky-minute, weeky-minute monkey man.
08:18I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations. An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have
08:51successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital. Any casualties? None. Enemy forces
08:57attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully
09:04shot down by our Harriers. I think we can confidently say the tide has turned and the
09:13recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today. I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that? Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but
09:27she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is within sight. Her victory. And she's finally
09:33doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do. Which is? Lead this country firmly and
09:38decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why? Do you want our walls to be built even higher? Or the public to stand ten feet further back
09:54at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us. 25 years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent,
10:09accessible,
10:10to lower the drawbridge. Doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Great. Gloves on. We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm. But no questions. No actual conversation. No, ma'am.
10:34Right. Let's get this over with.
10:49What do you do?
10:52Oh, say something. Whatever.
10:55Thank you for the issues here today.
10:57It's all right.
10:59Will you be in?
11:00Yes, I present.
11:01I was vice-president of human substitute duties, sir.
11:04Do you still find time to bake cakes?
11:06Yes.
11:08Where is it?
11:09What do you do?
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother. You were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself. You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income. You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name?
11:31Uh, bombed. James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent, you know, intelligence work, counterintelligence, assassination.
11:45I've got a question for you. Who's your boss? I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your Member of Parliament, who can refer you to the
11:54Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:55Oh.
11:57Ugh.
11:59You know you're the fucking swat.
12:07Why are all your process with the rest of the economy works its way through then?
12:10one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment unemployment which is rising
12:15oh it's a can i put it this way it's like a nurse looking after an ill patient which is
12:22the better
12:23nurse the one who smothers the patient with sympathy never mind you're there there you just
12:29lie back i'll bring you all your meals i'll bring you papers there there you just lie back i'll look
12:35after you or the nurse who says now come on i'll just shake out of it i know you had
12:41an operation
12:41yesterday it's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps that's right dear that's right
12:46now get back and take a few more tomorrow which do you think is the better nurse well i know
12:52which
12:52sounds bollocks you missis how can i help mr fagan i wanted to talk to someone about the
13:22system which system this system britain what is it about the system that bothers you um it's unfair
13:32and a disgrace it says here you're currently unemployed what do you do normally i'm a painter
13:39decorator but there's not a lot of work around recently perhaps because instead of investing in
13:46new homes which i could then paint and decorate devil woman here is spending it all on a completely
13:51unnecessary war well i have to tell you that i fully support the war do you know what it costs
13:57i know precisely the government has published the figures why would you spend over three billion
14:04pounds on a war against total strangers rather than looking after your own family because the invasion
14:11of the falkland islands was an illegal act by a foreign power because general galtieri is a criminal
14:17and a fascist and because the falkland islanders are british subjects living on british sovereign
14:23territory but thank you for your observations which i will note no you won't yes i will no you won't
14:39noted mr fagan do you really need to have a picture of her in here it's like being in turkey
14:44or iraq she's my boss i'm your boss i'm a constituent did you vote for me you must be joking
14:51forgive me if i
14:52don't think of you as my boss margaret thatcher is the leader of the conservative party to which i belong
14:57and so i think of her as my boss you fancier what have dirty thoughts i bet you do i'm
15:04afraid that's
15:04all we have time for i haven't finished if you still wish to register your protest i suggest you
15:12do so via the ballot box or peacefully in the street as is your right in a civilized democracy but
15:17if i
15:17want to talk to someone about her who do i speak to the leader of the opposition he has the
15:23opportunity
15:23to put questions to her in the house of commons twice a week failing that the queen she's a private
15:29audience with the prime minister every tuesday why don't you drop in at buckingham palace to ask her
16:01a majesty the queen here taking the royal salute
16:04the key moment in this the queen's annual birthday parade
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event
16:39application for single payment to cover home improvements yep can you give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right i went to see social services to mediate because i want
16:54my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs improving there's
17:01water damage i want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the primary tenant but she's left
17:09i just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we could even consider paying
17:15for the damages have you tried talking to the council no they told me speak to you look if this
17:23doesn't
17:23get sorted i don't get to see my kids you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:32so
17:33you
17:34you
17:34you
24:43We're right back.
27:11Chris, Chris.
27:15That's my daughter.
29:09We're right back.
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34:42Who are you?
35:12My name is Michael?
35:43What a thing?
35:46I just thought it would be right back.
36:08I'll be right back.
36:20I'll be right back.
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