00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
02:19you
02:21you
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03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
03:25fuck off
03:26fuck off
03:47four travel and news after this
04:17Let's go.
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04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:16Next.
05:18Yeah.
05:27You got me.
05:29Yeah, they're working.
05:33Yeah.
05:35Yeah.
05:44I'll just bring the whole family back to you.
05:48Bill!
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51Hey, David.
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah, not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate, the, er, what's it, the cash in hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah, you can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:07Who's done here with these?
06:08I'll do it, mate.
06:10Yes!
06:11All right then, lads, let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish, as soon as we're not.
06:15All right, mate.
06:16Twenty-eight beige.
06:17Twenty-eight beige.
06:19Twenty-eight beige.
06:21Twenty-eight beige.
06:23Come over my life.
06:27Come on.
06:33Yeah.
06:41I'm not – I'm not.
06:43You're stopped doing this much for me.
06:48Come alone.
06:48Hello, hi.
06:49Have a good guest.
06:55Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:15How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17They'll go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living
07:27and looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:34Leave some.
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47That's enough, Michael!
07:49Fuck he's got a handle.
07:50Fucking bullshit!
07:53I'm fucking doing it!
07:55No, I'm not even terrible!
07:56You're fucking kidding me!
07:58You're fucking kidding me!
08:00You're fucking kidding me!
08:02You're fucking kidding me!
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06We read Philippine and bell funny toast.
08:10See that he pulls out wherever he be.
08:12God is a monkey.
08:14God is a monkey.
08:15God is a we live in it, we live in the monkey man.
08:18Ay, ay, ay.
08:20Ay, ay, ay.
08:21I'm a monkey monkey man.
08:24Ay, ay, ay.
08:27I'm a monkey monkey monkey man.
08:37I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our
09:05Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher, or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and I've learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35Yes.
11:35International espionage agent, you know, intelligence work, counterintelligence, assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I wanna make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your Member of Parliament, who can refer you to the
11:54Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh, God.
12:00You know you're the fucking swat.
12:01I wanna make a complaint.
12:03I wanna make a complaint.
12:06If you feel you're the one who's out of the country, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
12:13I'm gonna do it.
12:14I'm gonna do it.
12:17I'm gonna do it.
12:19I'm gonna do it.
12:29I'm gonna do it.
12:31i'll bring you papers there there you just lie back i'll look after you or the nurse who says
12:37now come on i'll just shake out of it i know you had an operation yesterday it's time you put
12:42your
12:42feet to the ground and took a few steps that's right dear that's right now get back and take
12:47a few more tomorrow which do you think is the better nurse well i know which sounds like you
13:16how can i help mr fagan i wanted to talk to someone about the system which system this system britain
13:27what is it about the system that bothers you um it's unfair and a disgrace it says here you're
13:35currently unemployed what do you do normally i'm a painter decorator but there's not a lot of work
13:41around recently perhaps because instead of investing in new homes which i could then paint and decorate
13:48devil woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war well i have to tell you that i
13:54fully support the war do you know what it costs i know precisely the government has published the
14:00figures why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers rather
14:08than looking after your own family because the invasion of the falkland islands was an illegal act
14:13by a foreign power because general galtieri is a criminal and a fascist and because the falkland
14:20islanders are british subjects living on british sovereign territory but thank you for your
14:26observations which i will note no you won't yes i will no you won't
14:38noted mr fagan do you really need to have a picture of her in here it's like being in turkey
14:44what iraq she's my boss i'm your boss i'm a constituent did you vote for me you must be
14:50joking forgive me if i don't think of you as my boss margaret thatcher is the leader of the
14:55conservative party to which i belong and so i think of her as my boss you fancy her what
15:01i have dirty thoughts i bet you do i'm afraid that's all we have time for i haven't finished
15:08if you still wish to register your protest i suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street as is your right in a civilized democracy but if i want to talk to someone about
15:18her who do i speak to the leader of the opposition he has the opportunity to put questions to her
15:25in
15:25the house of commons twice a week failing that the queen she has a private audience with the
15:30prime minister every tuesday why don't you drop in at buckingham palace to ask her
15:40guard by the left quick
16:00our majesty the queen here taking the royal salute the key moment in this the queen's annual
16:07birthday parade
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event
16:39application for single payment to cover home improvements yep can you give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right i went to see social services to mediate because
16:53i want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage i want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the primary
17:08tenant but she's left i just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we
17:14could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council no they told me speak
17:21to you look if this doesn't get sorted i don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that up with the council
17:30you're going to have to take that up with the council
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