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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:35Me.
05:44What's going on?
05:44You know, help me bring this stuff out.
05:50What?
05:55What's going on with you two?
06:00nothing nothing yeah no just uh try not to kill each other you know nothing nothing nothing new
06:07she must not be trying too hard because for a second there it seemed like
06:12you were catching feelings feelings me dude come on i don't do feelings and especially not for my
06:19sister i mean you'd never do that to your best friend right no of course not i mean she's like
06:27my sister too bro come on
06:41you're never gonna win like that definitely not now that you're here
06:49you gotta slow it down i'll feel it out every game is different but that's kind of what makes it
06:54fun
06:58what is figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07to score and feel good while doing it
07:13i have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:16are you look if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate and you want it to actually
07:22feel good you should let me be your first time
07:28adam would never forgive us he leaves a day early we could do it then just a one-time thing
07:33adam is your best friend and he's my brother you really want to jeopardize that why are you even
07:39suggesting this maybe i owe you one
07:43you can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:48sex with you would be like like the dentist
07:51painful awkward and gag-worthy i don't mind a little gagging
07:57look the way i see it we would round the bases before we took it home
08:02what does that mean
08:06well first i'd kiss you
08:14i'd make it feel like it actually means something because it does
08:20and then i would slowly touch it
08:27everywhere except where you want it the most
08:31and then when adam leaves we take it home
08:41hey son you want to tan
08:45whoa
08:48and what's going on here
08:50nothing
08:51i had something in my eye
08:54mm-hmm
08:55didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57get your mind out of the gutter
08:59yes let's tan i'll i'll get changed
09:04let's go
09:13stepping on your roller coaster going down but i never felt this high biggest ride of the century
09:32you want some help
09:35i'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you
09:38all good
09:39i wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:46sit back relax enjoy the view
10:01i didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05oh well these aren't just any feet are they
10:09you know what if you can't make me feel good
10:12i'm not gonna want to sleep with you
10:14okay that's a good question
10:15um
10:18i guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we
10:20yeah
10:22and when
10:22you lose
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself
10:27okay i can come up with something
10:30but i'm not gonna lose
10:31so i'm
10:32we have a deal
10:34do your worst
10:36so you can stand
10:39enthusiastically
10:44time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what
10:56no
10:57i'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58what's wrong some you scared i'll beat your record
11:01all right fine
11:03time to make you suffer montgomery
11:07all right
11:09in three
11:10two
11:11one
11:21up to the shoulders
11:24breathe
11:25oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:27oh give up some
11:29sunshine's calling your name
11:30oh fuck off corbin
11:31oh my god
11:33oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:35what are you doing what are you doing
11:36dude what the hell
11:37oh just conserving heat
11:39really
11:40in front of my brother
11:41you can get out anytime i would gladly take the wind
11:43oh never
11:46that's what i thought
12:10you know i could actually get used to this
12:13me too the water's feeling nice and warm
12:15i wasn't talking about the water
12:20you know i can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:27you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters
12:32and whatever
12:34yeah and you were a troll i was a knight thank you very much but you remember what we used
12:41to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54i really enjoy hanging out with you like this so
13:00well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore corb you know what you can take the win
13:05i give up some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:20this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42you're still mad at me
13:48does that mean our bets off
13:50after you let me win yesterday
13:53not a chance
13:55you know i want to make you suffer
13:57right
13:59how are you gonna do that
14:00well
14:01i've been thinking you know this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:07so
14:09if i can get you to quit
14:11then
14:12i win
14:14you lose
14:15and
14:16you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:24yeah
14:27i mean we both know i'm never gonna sleep with you
14:30but that doesn't mean that i can't
14:33torture you
14:35i'm gonna get you so worked up
14:38that you can't help yourself
14:39but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:46and how are you gonna do that
14:54oops
14:55looks like i spilled
15:09that's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:11how about i get the rest for you though
15:19you know since our bet's still on
15:22why don't we hit first base
15:24what do you say
15:28why not
15:31like a girl
15:32there's so many ways to be happy
15:35you can do whatever you like
15:38you don't have to make
15:40you just gotta trust
15:42that i don't have to be scary
15:46you just gotta follow the light
15:48you're able to be happy
15:53there you two are
15:58oh am i interrupting again
15:59no not interrupting and not again
16:02here do you want some
16:02duh
16:05which one slasher zombies or slasher vampires
16:09uh vampires
16:10oh the way this started
16:12thanks
16:16you've got to be kidding me
16:18i don't know what you're talking about
16:20girl be so for real
16:22adam might be blind
16:23but i can see the sparks flying between you two
16:25like the fourth of july
16:26well then
16:27you should get your eyes checked
16:42adam you want a carpet picnic with me
16:44let these two have the couch
16:46sure
16:47better sit six feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:50come on down some
16:51take a seat
16:55what
16:55too scared of this one
16:58says the guy who cried
16:59at the end of friday the 13th
17:01cause i was sad
17:02she was doing it for her kid
17:04you would sympathize
17:05with a serial killer
17:08don't worry
17:10i'll protect you
17:11protect me from yourself
17:36what are you doing
17:38just waiting for the right mom
17:42i'm not reckless
17:43i'm just opportunistic
17:46my brother and my best friend
17:47are sitting my feet away
17:49doesn't bother me
17:50i was thinking maybe second base
17:51you're unbelievable
17:54is that a no
17:57you're insane
17:58if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00yeah
18:00you sure about that
18:07okay
18:24do you want me to stop
18:40no
18:40i'm too cute to eat
18:49time for bed i think
19:14oh my god
19:16are you
19:18what you come here to help me out
19:20what no i
19:26like what you see
19:27no
19:28no
19:28god no
19:32excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well i guess my plan's working
19:41oh yeah how do you figure
19:43it could last 24 hours
19:45how are you going to survive the whole week
19:47i mean i don't mind taking care of myself
19:49before the real deal
19:50i hope you're doing the same thing
19:52i don't need to
19:53thank you very much
19:55yeah you sure about that
19:59i'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay you go do that
20:08look at this go
20:10there we go
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:17hey daisy what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25i had to leave before i lost my will to live
20:28so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah he's been in his room all week
20:33playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:36i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:39who wants a shot
20:40oh i'm down
20:41why not
20:42okay
20:43yeah
20:48you want a lick corp
20:50it's my favorite flavor summer cherry
20:53i'm okay i'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:01it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:14for spring break
21:15spring break
21:16spring break
21:17tears
21:26let's play a game
21:29suck and blow
21:30gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines
21:35oh yes
21:37i always love this house for sardines
21:39great
21:39i'll hide first
21:41okay
21:41i need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast
22:00this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02i won't tell adam don't worry
22:05adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:08i saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you jealous
22:15no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:57time for third base
22:58well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12 but no sign of sumner and corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie oxenfree
23:38finally
23:39it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we
23:47had fun sneaking around
23:48mm-hmm
23:49well i got sober looking for you too
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink
23:54mia
23:54you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05sumner let's dance
24:08okay
24:08yeah
24:24do you really want to give them this show
24:28what'd you have to lend
24:31hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:58i don't think so
25:01the rumors are true
25:02aren't they some
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do
25:08let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:16i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19yo what you mean by sloppy sec
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:29she'll say anything with the protection
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace out for him
26:28i'm sorry about daisy
26:41i'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53i wish you could understand how much i regret it
26:58i bet you don't even think about it
27:01uh you'd be surprised some
27:10i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean you're my best friend's sister
27:29i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature corbin
27:37i was 14
27:38okay you were driving me crazy
27:40i couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41i couldn't keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:49that day
27:53the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
28:00that day
28:01i was going to tell you something
28:07you want to hand me one
28:08mm-hmm
28:17you know how to do this
28:20yes
28:22you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well i'm hungry
28:25okay but you can't just stick it in
28:27and expect it to work out
28:30look at that
28:30already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:37i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now
29:25i thought
29:27it was
29:29so obvious
29:34i really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want
29:45i want you to take me home
29:48do you want to go home
29:50no
29:55home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:09what are you doing
30:09i want you to take me home
30:12i want you to take me home
30:17and i'm getting tired of waiting
30:20just like you suck
30:23you won't grow up
30:25and i'm getting tired
30:26i'm tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:31i'm a person
30:32i want you to take me home
30:34if you want me
30:36to be
30:51don't
30:51so
30:52i want you to see
30:59when you're getting a ahead of me
30:59i want to try
30:59and i want you to
30:59it because you want me to
31:00You love me better than you do
31:02Yeah, you do
31:06You love me better than you
31:08Love me better than you do
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing. Just about how I won.
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:58First Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that. Corbin and I actually care about each other. Tell him, Corb...
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin. Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking, okay? It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:34Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:38Okay, just drop it, man.
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:47I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes, because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it
32:58anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:13You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:34It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore, because Corbin's still a coward, and I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk
33:47to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because...
33:57Well...
33:59There's something I have to tell you.
34:08You skunk!
34:09I know what you're gonna say.
34:11I...
34:11I cannot believe you!
34:13You're such a hypocrite!
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:18What?!
34:18I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner dating, then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:37I mean it, Adam.
34:37You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:38But she's my...
34:41But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up!
34:45And wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't PDA in front of me.
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:57But we won't be needing it.
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:06Sum, come on.
35:07You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:14And you're never gonna change.
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for-
35:41No, I was telling the truth.
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
36:17I don't know, Mom.
36:18I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are gonna drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home.
36:26He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school.
36:39Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What?
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow!
36:48Ow!
36:49Corbin!
36:50Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy!
36:55I killed both of you.
36:56Come on.
36:57Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Hey!
37:15Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:18Hey!
37:19Okay!
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:37I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:39I'msoc.
37:41Can't you see?
37:43I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:46Can't you try?
37:46My boyfriend is sonny.
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