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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hailey.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway,
00:03:44and every roomer in this school,
00:03:46you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome,
00:04:40and so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Aw, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:06What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You need to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31Oh, what a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today, and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And...
00:08:12What is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:18Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:44You married me, she's a poor man.
00:09:59I'm...
00:10:00No, no.
00:10:01No...
00:10:01No...
00:10:11I'm not looking at me.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not even my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still, no response.
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:56Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:55Please.
00:12:56Oh, you did it.
00:13:02Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:32Jen, no.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, no.
00:13:36Jen, no.
00:13:44Jen!
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did? Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing. When? Where?
00:16:41About after school, at the balcony. I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today. Defending that nobody. Haley girl.
00:17:22He was not a nobody dad. Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:51I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:05Eat it.
00:19:13Ah!
00:19:19Call me!
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:37Yes.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take her, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:29I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice to them.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:31So...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10I see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, no, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:45Oh, yeah.
00:22:49Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I... got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me inside.
00:24:30No.
00:24:30Fine. If you say so.
00:24:33So...
00:24:33Are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Who ever needs a charity case?
00:24:46Who ever needs a charity case?
00:25:01Oh. You.
00:25:03Oh. Me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you though.
00:25:29Like uh...
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So...
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No. Why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:20Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37What?
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11Why don't you regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29And I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think I know much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:50Oh shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen.
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax.
00:28:25I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait.
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I don't think this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:49The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Well, you gotta say, get out of here, bro.
00:29:55You came to my table, bro.
00:29:57And knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:07We got a problem here, Cole.
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um...
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God!
00:32:40What?
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait.
00:32:56I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:36With me?
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:39With me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were dinged.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Yeah, same way.
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:35Geez.
00:34:42Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Here we are.
00:34:49Here we are.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13You don't put a promo check?
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me. He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do? How do you know I like mozzarella sticks? That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like. I noticed it at lunch. The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:50Move.
00:35:52Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:49Hey, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:17Oh, shit.
00:37:19Stop, guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Kaylee Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:37:49Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep company? It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:11The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good. You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you. I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:09Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god.
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:15Oh my god.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:49Oh my god.
00:42:52I can't believe it.
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah, hey valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:26No, no, no, no.
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54Jake hey
00:44:57Now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07Here you go
00:45:10Oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend? Oh
00:45:15Sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you. What? Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true? Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry
00:45:31It was nothing personal
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:46All right, all right, all right, enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:52that's all him
00:45:53Okay, well you both have detention so
00:46:01Let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property wasn't school property dad
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets. Jesus Christ
00:46:11How did she always get away with this shit could it be because her father's running for Senate call you
00:46:16think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares? I care and I hear she's got an eye for you. So you're taking her to prom
00:46:24What over my dead body. Oh because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now. No, no, please don't
00:46:33Please then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called. He said he's having a party tomorrow. You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49Come on you big coward message him
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I
00:47:05Couldn't ever think that
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake please can't you just tell me now I think I've had enough public humiliation
00:47:17for one lifetime
00:47:22I
00:47:22Heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want I'll meet you there
00:47:38You got the ceiling just deep breath you got this
00:47:47You look beautiful
00:47:48You look beautiful
00:47:51Thank you mom
00:47:57I
00:48:10Hey Haley I'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:13Hi
00:48:14Hey Max your house is gorgeous. I mean oh, it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:20You know, they're upstairs watching the last of us right now. They don't care about shit. Get drunk girl
00:48:38What are you doing here? Valley whore
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond. Hey everyone. Let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:52Oh
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you to me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about
00:48:58our whole community
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game. Those are concerning actually kind of a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess
00:49:14Pervy princess
00:49:16Pervy princess
00:49:17Pervy princess
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21Leave me alone
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:38Oh
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00:52:32Haley!
00:52:36What the fuck is this?
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi Haley, I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life,
00:53:12so I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh wow.
00:53:22Thanks Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know Emma.
00:53:34Wanna go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:17Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:12If you don't love me the way you...
00:56:15You love guacamole wizard, but...
00:56:19Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though,
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hot, no?
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16Here we go.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:26I'm so beyond you.
00:57:28Just beyond me.
00:57:31Oh, I'm so beyond you.
00:57:39Just beyond me.
00:57:45Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:48Ten out of ten.
00:57:49Ugh.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51Would do again.
00:57:52I'll get sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:58All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh...
00:58:01I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Mm.
00:58:11Oh, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17And I'll just...
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:27Um...
00:58:29Say...
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:35But...
00:58:36The real question is...
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would've asked you earlier, but...
00:58:45Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51No.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Waiter.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would've guessed?
00:59:08I thought...
00:59:09Only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14Uh...
00:59:14I might've gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:19Might've wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:30Mr. Edmonds, I'd expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:36Cole?
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:38What?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this!
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:43You are in big trouble.
00:59:44Oh!
01:00:02Hey, uh...
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Hayley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh, my God!
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God!
01:01:19That's Hayley and Cole!
01:01:22Hayley's fine.
01:01:23This is very too bad.
01:01:24Yeah, this is crazy.
01:01:29Hey, uh...
01:01:30Most time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But...
01:01:32Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on!
01:01:47Everyone say it with me!
01:01:49Pervy princess!
01:01:50Pervy princess!
01:01:51Pervy princess!
01:01:55Pervy princess!
01:01:56Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit!
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that!
01:02:50I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:03There was no internship!
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:11Hailey!
01:03:12Get her!
01:03:12Hailey, catch!
01:03:17Help!
01:03:19Help!
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince!
01:03:24oh yeah no can do all i have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hailey and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:06can
01:04:08i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15enjoy pro
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my side that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:35i love you i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:42okay
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