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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:26No.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend,
00:00:50claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:56open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:15Any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost.
00:06:47And we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My whole life.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:14I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30About Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea?
00:17:46For you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting it.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:29I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop that.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11Who says that you have to stop?
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:39Routing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:58Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:18Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving,
00:24:40and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know,
00:25:00like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:16Wait.
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:20Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:39Is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:08No.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm no hands-on.
00:27:06Mm.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not...
00:27:20with anyone.
00:27:22Um...
00:27:22I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:11We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:58You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08Your turn.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:32It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:01Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:15You know what I mean.
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:34Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:38Hot!
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:56But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19So...
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:22Listen.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:37Had...
00:31:39Oh my god.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:43She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:46It's okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:48Alright?
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21Alright!
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:30But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:50Hold in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:31Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is serious.
00:36:46She's so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54She's getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:19The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:25Pat Harrison does it again!
00:37:27State wins!
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Thank you!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46Congrats!
00:37:46On the win, Captain,
00:37:47that was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:57kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:08kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:12kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:15kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:16kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:18kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:18kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:26I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on Allison
00:38:32let's give the people what they want
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:40but I want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:05kiss cam me and Brett
00:39:16Allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25no problem
00:39:33this is insane
00:39:34I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right
00:39:40I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison
00:39:55what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school
00:39:59Ron just calm down okay
00:40:01you're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene
00:40:03yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:06stop beating like this okay
00:40:09are you serious right now
00:40:11if I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:15you're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:21dude I'm
00:40:22no no no you cut the crap
00:40:23you tell me right now what's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me
00:40:28do not bullshit me
00:40:29absolutely nothing
00:40:29I'm serious
00:40:30nothing
00:40:32fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34okay
00:40:35she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister
00:40:40and I'm warning you
00:40:42you do not cross me
00:40:43you do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:44dude
00:40:46fuck
00:40:49okay
00:40:51hey we need to talk
00:40:53no
00:40:53I sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous
00:40:57why am I texting him
00:40:59he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what
00:41:03just go in there
00:41:03just ask him
00:41:05hey Brett
00:41:05what the hell was that kiss
00:41:07he kissed me back
00:41:09he can't deny it this time
00:41:10it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:13okay
00:41:15do or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23getting groceries
00:41:24what do you think I'm doing
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:47like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56and we did it
00:41:56do you want to get real Ellie
00:41:58the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare
00:42:05no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no
00:42:07that's not fair okay
00:42:08do you think I'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:09do you think I'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:12don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:14you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:16yeah I know what you're doing
00:42:17I'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is
00:42:25yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:30you and him
00:42:31and I picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:42a lot better than that okay
00:42:45I can't
00:42:52oh
00:42:53is he
00:42:54hard
00:42:59well at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think I'd be honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Ellie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:24you guys out here
00:43:26fucking shit
00:43:27what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:29if I get out
00:43:30he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:36Ellie hey
00:43:38oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40Ellie hey
00:43:41just get under
00:43:42get under what?
00:43:43Brett
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48Ellie
00:43:48hi
00:43:49shown alone?
00:43:51yeah but I'm naked
00:43:53run I'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:56you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03and you're ruining it
00:44:04so
00:44:04I'm sorry
00:44:04I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08so
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:15you kicked ass
00:44:16and I'm sorry that I was
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend
00:44:31just
00:44:32suck my sister's face off
00:44:33traumatized me
00:44:34so I'm just wondering
00:44:35why you
00:44:36did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know
00:44:46a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well
00:44:49it was him
00:44:50or it was Chad
00:44:51so
00:44:52who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:55yeah
00:44:56tone it down a little bit
00:44:57okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:17okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:19have a good soak I guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:28oh
00:45:28oh
00:45:30oh
00:45:30the alien's gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:44be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:51wondering if you
00:45:52would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans Allie
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Rhett
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans
00:46:30except his are with Rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45she's finally getting back
00:46:46did you know
00:46:47Allison hand makes
00:46:49these little trinkets
00:46:49it's giving kindergarten
00:46:50arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two
00:46:53were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough
00:46:58to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little
00:47:01of his collection
00:47:02nothing major
00:47:03just some Birkin bags
00:47:04some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're
00:47:08peddling here Allie
00:47:11huh
00:47:12how much are you asking
00:47:13for this
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17$15
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:23you know
00:47:24I don't think it's ambitious
00:47:25this is enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you wanna say $500 a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want this garbage
00:47:40you know
00:47:40I value the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive
00:47:42something looks
00:47:43so $500
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:46she's nothing
00:47:46no you're nothing
00:47:47especially compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare me
00:47:50to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you
00:47:54get out of here
00:47:55no I'm serious
00:47:56don't come back
00:47:56to this table again
00:48:01you know
00:48:01I do think this stuff
00:48:02is pretty
00:48:03what are you doing
00:48:03what do you mean
00:48:05you can't keep doing this
00:48:06Timmy
00:48:07you blew me off yesterday
00:48:08and then today you come
00:48:09and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10you're distant with me
00:48:12one second
00:48:12and then you defend me
00:48:13the next
00:48:14what do you want
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16no
00:48:17Allison
00:48:19party at my place
00:48:21celebrating the big win
00:48:22you coming
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:29she can speak for herself
00:48:31so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:35you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes
00:48:38the big brother act again
00:48:39who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings
00:48:42like this
00:48:42you hate Chad Brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend
00:48:46then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01there she is
00:49:03my guest of honor
00:49:05damn Allison
00:49:06you look sexy
00:49:07oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:14yeah you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:18really for me
00:49:20why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:26so what's the deal
00:49:27with you and Brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:29no deal
00:49:30there's nothing happening
00:49:32between us
00:49:32he's just a friend
00:49:34of a friend
00:49:34of my brother
00:49:35so
00:49:37is his loss
00:49:38is his loss
00:49:39my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy
00:49:43to kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:46let's fix that
00:49:51yeah
00:49:51yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:52there's nothing between me and Brett
00:49:54obviously
00:49:55maybe I should just move on
00:49:57you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:58no
00:49:59what's that
00:50:00we each bite from one end
00:50:02until one of us
00:50:03chickens out
00:50:19damn it
00:50:19why am I thinking about him
00:50:21at a time like this
00:50:23come on Allison
00:50:23you're already here
00:50:35fine
00:50:37but I play to win
00:50:43check it out
00:50:4510 bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the fuck
00:51:02game's over
00:51:03let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:05what are you doing
00:51:05get off of me
00:51:06what do you think you're doing
00:51:07you're ruining my night
00:51:09do you think I care that I'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think Rob would think
00:51:11if you knew you were happy
00:51:12don't care
00:51:12how about you elect
00:51:13or someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:14okay
00:51:15no more of these stupid games
00:51:16you don't have to play this shit
00:51:17let's go
00:51:17let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god
00:51:36oh shit
00:51:44ow
00:51:57oh my god is she okay
00:52:03look at me
00:52:04look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:06you okay
00:52:30just put me down Fred
00:52:34you know you could have died
00:52:36and Chad I mean my god
00:52:38you have no business being around that guy
00:52:40let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:42huh
00:52:42anybody who's have a brain cell
00:52:43will realize he's a total fucking douche bagger
00:52:45right
00:52:45that's not fair
00:52:47what's not fair
00:52:49what's not fair
00:52:50what am I not understanding
00:52:50huh
00:52:51what don't I understand
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54okay
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59you know what that's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:02you're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better
00:53:05what did I do
00:53:06how am I not any better
00:53:07what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:11and now what
00:53:11I'm an asshole
00:53:12how am I worse
00:53:13you're worse
00:53:14because you saved me
00:53:16when I was drowning
00:53:17yeah
00:53:17because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined
00:53:21because you caught me
00:53:22when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me to school
00:53:25when I was late
00:53:26yeah I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29you know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing
00:53:40don't say that
00:53:41I did
00:53:41no no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43stop stop
00:53:44and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49and saving me
00:53:50like a hero
00:53:51and then pushing me away
00:53:53am I crazy
00:53:54do you not feel
00:53:56anything
00:53:57because you're playing
00:53:58with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't keep doing that
00:54:01okay
00:54:03I want you
00:54:04to tell me
00:54:05to stop
00:54:06tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08tell me you want me
00:54:08to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:10I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:19fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you had no idea
00:54:46every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:24and every night
00:55:27and every single time
00:55:29I close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that I see
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:48right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28but what about Ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:32you know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protectable to brother
00:56:36but I think he'll come around
00:56:37when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you
00:56:47I don't know I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe
00:56:51keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01but it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08I don't want to hear what
00:57:11we'll be secret lovers
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:46and just sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:49well
00:57:49as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58oh I know you love my car
00:58:00he grabs me by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23when he says it
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center
00:58:32slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away Allie?
00:58:35fuck
00:58:39fuck
00:58:44oh my god
00:58:44someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey
00:59:09are you okay?
00:59:10you sounded sick
00:59:10do you need help?
00:59:11mind your own business
00:59:12virgin Mary
00:59:13you think just because
00:59:14Brett took a chance on you
00:59:15once you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone
00:59:21who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48that's Allison's
00:59:49uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51if I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11let's see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention
01:00:23all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible
01:00:33to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise
01:00:35will be forced
01:00:36to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46but I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48in the bathroom
01:00:48like 10 minutes ago
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and I asked you if you were a
01:00:54look at this
01:00:54this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn Scott
01:01:14sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs
01:01:22to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good
01:01:27that quick
01:01:28without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate
01:01:33dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36okay those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach
01:01:42please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually
01:01:52my vitamins
01:01:54did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry
01:01:58I should have
01:01:59labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh Miss Russo
01:02:04how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess
01:02:06such extensive knowledge
01:02:07of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:11they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just
01:02:14worried about the integrity
01:02:15of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18everything was legitimate
01:02:18that's enough
01:02:20all I see here
01:02:21are three bullies
01:02:22trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24you are stripped
01:02:25of captaincy
01:02:26effective immediately
01:02:27what
01:02:28you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34yeah every count
01:02:35every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just
01:02:40walk in here
01:02:41and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough Rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:49listen up
01:02:50when it's Allison's turn
01:02:51for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have
01:02:53a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time
01:03:00in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05and say goodbye
01:03:06to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting
01:03:07in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:10every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:15and make sure
01:03:17she falls hard enough
01:03:17she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there
01:03:30how did you know that Rita
01:03:31put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:34in your bag
01:03:36so I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:39I knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know I heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:44yeah she was throwing up
01:03:46it was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:51having
01:03:54loan
01:03:55sex
01:03:57so she's the one
01:03:58who interrupted
01:03:58my grand finale
01:04:00Allison do you have any idea
01:04:01how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think I'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage
01:04:09in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say
01:04:11anything like that again
01:04:11I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:15perfect
01:04:16you're sure you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you on your phone
01:04:24always
01:04:27alright
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform
01:04:30an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita you're up first
01:04:32then Allison
01:04:45okay
01:04:46Allison
01:04:46hey
01:04:48great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:26are you serious Scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt
01:05:29so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym
01:05:41and think very carefully
01:05:43about your future on this team
01:05:46oh
01:05:47Brett
01:05:47thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53alright everyone
01:05:54in light of
01:05:55performances
01:05:56and character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:00as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:06congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:15state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Ali
01:06:21look I know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what
01:06:45what's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:52how about you spend more time
01:06:54training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:02how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:04by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:10while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15what more than what
01:07:16I do
01:07:17you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:25hey
01:07:26hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33hey
01:07:34that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was going to hit her
01:07:40you're going to hit her
01:07:41no
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:47let's
01:07:48we should take you to the ER okay
01:07:50alright
01:07:52you sure you're on me
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:07:59you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:06what's up
01:08:13you know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:14having uh
01:08:16nurse Allison around
01:08:17take care of me
01:08:18help me out
01:08:20let's go guys
01:08:21304
01:08:21I think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit
01:08:25no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:26they can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let them
01:08:30let's tell them
01:08:31let's tell them the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:35Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do you mind you
01:08:39let's hide
01:08:40yeah
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Brett you in there
01:08:48yeah I'm just uh
01:08:49washing up man
01:08:51God you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time I see you
01:08:57all I can think about
01:08:58my dad is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no I got everything I need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not loose
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:38I feel what you did
01:09:40I feel what you did
01:09:42it's kinda hard to miss
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46100
01:09:47Brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man
01:09:49we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it alright
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time if you know what I mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:27what's the worst
01:10:32about out of my life
01:10:34what's your life
01:10:35just to close my normal lane
01:10:37I've done a lot
01:10:37and i've done a lot
01:10:41I've done a lot
01:10:41a lot
01:10:42I've done it
01:10:43I've done a lot
01:10:44and i've been doing
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:20She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:35You know what?
01:11:35I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:38She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:18It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed.
01:13:11From your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension.
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:34Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's take your spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Not for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:20one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:23that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:25And it's horrible.
01:14:27Because Allison,
01:14:28she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:36He's lying.
01:14:37She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you,
01:15:02playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:08you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:10Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:25of sexual harassment against you
01:15:27from various female students.
01:15:29As of now,
01:15:30you are officially suspended
01:15:31from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:34My father...
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Artie's over.
01:15:43Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:45This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you,
01:15:50Ms. Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:01officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, principal.
01:16:11All right, everyone.
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:28Let's win!
01:16:34Yes!
01:16:35But yes!
01:16:36State University wins it all!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Yes!
01:16:44Go!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50We're good.
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:54Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:05Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:14Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:17He's cool, right?
01:17:18I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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