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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 1
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00:06Cheshire, the Champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with
00:12supercars and your neighbour might just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:19In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:25Let's go, let's go, let's go. But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never
00:31far away. Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:43The ladies here are a different class and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship.
00:51And receipts, you'd better keep them for both.
00:56Show me what you got, do your words.
00:58Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in. Alliances are priceless, betrayal is expensive,
01:06and if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride. Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:18I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:25Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:30I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:37I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:42I don't have time for gossip. I'm too busy building an empire.
01:47Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
02:04I've never been in the car with you before. You have. You've never driven.
02:09I'm not the best driver. No, you're definitely not. You are a terrible driver though. I'm terrible.
02:13Am I in the right gear? What's going on? You're in something that's not right.
02:17I'm a rat. Are you doing that on purpose? No.
02:26Can I get a serving your blonde? No problem, I don't. Thank you.
02:30I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow. I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow,
02:38flow.
02:38I just want to glide a little bit. Me and go with the sky a little bit. Yeah, I just
02:43want to flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:44Hi. Hi. How are you? You look nice. Oh, look at you. You look pretty in pink.
02:52Mwah. Mwah. Come on, let's go. You okay? Yeah, good.
02:54I just want to glide a little bit. I've been away for such a long time. I know. How long
02:59were you in Dubai for?
03:00Like two and a half months? Two and a half months. It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:05I didn't think you were ever coming back. Do you know what, Rach? If I had it my way, I
03:09would have just stayed.
03:11I just want to flow. Never got a swing. We're not up in a boat. Stealing on the building. I
03:15don't want to go. If you're on it with me, probably had enough.
03:18Flow, flow, flow, yeah. I just want to flow.
03:25Why is no-one? She opened the gate so she knows we're here. Aunt Pika, it's cold. Are you going
03:30to let us in today, or should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest on the door? I don't know.
03:40Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire, and she's right here, baby. I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:50I want total harmony and peace.
03:53Sorry, Aunt Pika, it's three people f***ing to the toilet, and I'm sat here like Billy, Billy no mate.
04:02What's happening? What's the matter?
04:04I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:08And what's she doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:19Hi. Hello. How are you? Nice.
04:22Hi, ladies. Finally.
04:24You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:27I know.
04:28Look at you. Oh, yeah. Look at you.
04:35We've got pink champagne for the pink ladies.
04:38Aunt Pika's house is very Aunt Pika-ish.
04:41It's opulent, it's not to my taste, but that's okay.
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse, each to their own.
04:48Can you believe it? It's my first time.
04:50And you were so close to each other.
04:52We're so close.
04:53I know. I know.
04:53Literally.
04:54I'm thinking, why has that been, Seema?
04:56You walk the dog down here.
04:57I do.
04:58She walks the dog.
04:59That's like, that is an insult.
05:01I walk the dog down here, and I see your house, I'm thinking to carry on walking.
05:05Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:07As soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well, I'm Pika.
05:14He's never invited me.
05:16What's your excuse? Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before. I've been here a couple of times.
05:21She has been a couple of times, when she had the consortium company,
05:23and she's selling my stuff.
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates, and she'd have such a frosty disposition,
05:28I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay? Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:31I didn't.
05:32I didn't.
05:32I didn't.
05:33I remember, like, really frosty, I thought.
05:35I wasn't at all.
05:36Ice queen.
05:37If it's not me being a bin bag lady, I'm frosty, what is it with her?
05:42It's like, she can't help herself. Be nice, it costs nothing.
05:45I got up on me first.
05:47Big bad putting that word.
05:49Call me, I can't hit bad.
05:51Don't got time for chit chat.
05:53Oh, look at you.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:58Money make me happy.
06:00My love in the past.
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down.
06:04And she's made me walk all the way down there,
06:06because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:08I don't know.
06:09I heard at the moment.
06:10I don't know you killed it by a boss.
06:11She drives horrendous.
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits.
06:16But watch, she's got penises on her shoes.
06:18Oh, stop.
06:19Pointy.
06:20They're very pointy.
06:22They're a little bit odd.
06:23They look like a pointy penis.
06:26I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends,
06:30and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:34You meet so many people.
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:37Eh, 36.
06:38Oh, that's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:41But he said to me,
06:42I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:47I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that God.
06:50No.
06:50She can get free trams.
06:52Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free tram.
06:55No, I can't.
06:56No, I can't.
07:00It's good that you actually think I can get a free tram pass.
07:03Cheeky cow.
07:04So, I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:07Did you go to Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:10Oh.
07:10But she was busy.
07:10We tried to meet up, and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:13Our schedule didn't work.
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15You and Seema.
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period,
07:19but we're okay.
07:20Like, I feel like we've...
07:21Obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:23You called me a client.
07:24You were.
07:25Let's rewind.
07:25No, no, no.
07:26You were a client.
07:27I was a client before Paige.
07:28I was family.
07:29I was family.
07:29I'm family.
07:30I'm family.
07:30I'm now just a client.
07:31We've come over there, and we're on a good path.
07:33Good.
07:34And also, half the time, you forget what you were screaming about.
07:37Anyway.
07:38I kind of go...
07:39Me and you do.
07:40A lot of people don't.
07:41Oh, look at me.
07:50I'm the boss.
07:51I'm the man.
07:52I'm the queen.
07:53Look at me.
07:55Can you see?
07:56I'm everything you want to see.
08:00When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I saw...
08:03Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:05This was the staircase and the Burj Al Arab, and I thought if it's good enough for the Burj Al
08:08Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:10This is my bedroom.
08:12Oh, wow.
08:13Oh, I'm Peter.
08:14This is gorgeous.
08:17Oh, I love this.
08:18Nice little canopy.
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David.
08:23Oh, my gosh, you look so different when everyone's there.
08:25Yeah, that was, like, probably about 12 years ago.
08:27I've known David for 17 years.
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:36I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress, and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:41my friend for very many years.
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the same
08:49with me.
08:49And I think if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and have financial freedom and have
08:56health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:59I've been looking so fly, I've been looking so fly.
09:03Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:05Gorgeous.
09:05Yeah, so.
09:06Oh, and Pika.
09:08I am going to be here every day.
09:10We need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:25Oh, my gosh.
09:27I know.
09:27I know.
09:28This is such a fashion archive.
09:30She's got every single designer piece.
09:33I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:39This girl's got it all.
09:41Oh, and Pika.
09:42Oh.
09:43Right.
09:44I'm actually going to play dress up.
09:45What do we think?
09:47Oh, I really like that.
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I need a handbag.
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag.
09:53I'm thinking this for you.
09:55Is it me?
09:56No, this is for you.
09:57Oh, well, I've got fat in black.
09:59Oh.
10:06Have you seen that group chat?
10:08Peekaboo's set up right as big.
10:11Oh, I know.
10:12I know.
10:12I'm so excited.
10:14How exciting.
10:15Do you know what?
10:15It was inevitable.
10:17They've been together a long time.
10:18Haven't they David and Pika?
10:19Yeah.
10:19I'm just so excited.
10:21I know.
10:21He's putting a ring on it.
10:23It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends.
10:26So happy.
10:27And so in love.
10:29And I'm really excited for her.
10:31That's what I want.
10:32When I first met Peekaboo, she was married to Mark.
10:35Who's Mark?
10:36So, Mark is Aunt Pika's first husband.
10:39Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark?
10:41Her first husband?
10:43They actually look like each other.
10:45Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:47Yeah.
10:47But hold on, so he doesn't live with her?
10:49Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:51Yeah, but they've got their son and it's a big house.
10:53Like this?
10:55That's interesting.
10:56David and Mark are really shows.
10:58They got on really well.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59That's amazing.
11:01It's a very unique situation.
11:03It's very unique.
11:04Yeah.
11:14Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:16Wow.
11:16This is our formal room.
11:18Flowers.
11:19Oh, hello.
11:19Hello.
11:20What?
11:21I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:23I was looking at your bed.
11:24To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:27I have done things in here.
11:29Come on, come on.
11:29And it's really sexy.
11:30I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:33Oh, God.
11:33So, you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:38So, you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:41Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:45I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:46I need some rubber gloves.
11:47Because I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:49It was an experience.
11:51It was an experience.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52So, this was my marital home.
11:54So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:57David's been here a few times.
11:59Right.
11:59Yeah.
11:59And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something
12:03that I've already done.
12:04So, then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:06So, then I've manoeuvred David onto here.
12:08So, we've christened this part.
12:10Mark and I have christened that part.
12:12So, it's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:13That's right.
12:14Happy memories.
12:15La, la, la, la, la.
12:16I can't unsee it.
12:17How do I unsee it?
12:19Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:23Get mine.
12:25Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:29Nora's turning too soon.
12:31And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:34Would you go again, would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying.
12:36Oh, really? Oh, wow.
12:38Are you struggling with anything?
12:39It's pretty scary.
12:40Yeah.
12:41I am going to miss the girls.
12:43Have you told them yet?
12:44Not told anybody.
12:45They're going to be really shocked.
12:47So, the pair of them sat there, like, poison dumper-lumpers,
12:50slagging me off, and it went on for about seven minutes.
12:52You're very nice to people's faces,
12:54but behind that veneer of a smile,
12:56are you really sincere?
13:03Good afternoon.
13:07Do you want to help Mummy choose?
13:09Come and have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:11Oh, she's on the floor.
13:12Nora!
13:13Nora, what are you doing?
13:14What are you doing?
13:18Oh, come on.
13:20Let's have a look at some jewellery.
13:23Nora is turning two very soon, and she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:29I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations, and it's hard.
13:38Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:42So, get your credit cards ready, because, yeah.
13:45It's going to be expensive vouchers.
13:47Hi!
13:48Hello, my darling.
13:50Oh, I'm scared.
13:51How are you?
13:52Well, you know, my voice is gone.
13:54When's that coming back?
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:56We've got Nora here as well.
13:57She's just having a little play around.
13:59Hi, princess!
14:00Look at her.
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl.
14:03So cutey.
14:04What a beautiful girl.
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry I've lost my voice.
14:07So, I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map and web.
14:11Oh, amazing!
14:11I am.
14:12And I am doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:15Oh, wow!
14:16And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:18But the best part is why you're here today, is I'm choosing all the jewellery for my edit.
14:23And, and, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part, I get to share that with some of the girls.
14:27And, of course, I'm going to share it with you.
14:28Are you doing it?
14:29So, you get to try on jewellery, and you get to wear it, and borrow it.
14:32Oh, my God!
14:33Paige!
14:34Thank you!
14:35How blooming exciting!
14:37I know!
14:37So...
14:38Oh, God!
14:39I told you the girls are going to love this.
14:41Let's go!
14:42Hold the Birkin!
14:43Let's go!
14:44Bloody hell!
14:51Oh, Paige.
14:52Oh, that's perfect.
14:53Do you want to try it on?
14:54You try this on.
14:57Oh, my God.
14:57How much does this work?
14:59150k.
15:00Oh, it's fabulous.
15:01I like the teamwork.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:03We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:04It's so girly.
15:05Isn't it?
15:06It's stunning.
15:07It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:10Oh, wow.
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah.
15:12It's great for the outfit today, actually.
15:13It actually is perfect.
15:15A bit of bling.
15:16So, I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:20Thank you, darling.
15:21Thank you very much.
15:21No worries.
15:22Bye, thank you.
15:23Bye.
15:25Bye.
15:25I am ready to strike.
15:27Bye.
15:28You better go hide.
15:30Ooh.
15:31This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap those babies,
15:43make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:47I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come on in.
15:50Ooh!
15:52Exactly that.
15:53Woo!
15:54Fucking hell!
15:55Stop me sideways.
15:56That is evil.
15:57That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno.
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren.
16:03Stop it, please.
16:04You're freaking me out.
16:05It's not a nice sensation at all.
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:08I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:14Oh, that feels lovely.
16:16When's it finishing?
16:18Not long.
16:19Oh, my God, now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:25Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:29You can do this on people.
16:31Come on.
16:31Keep moving.
16:33Perfect.
16:33Come on.
16:34Two knots, please.
16:36Oh, God, that is really, really...
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:40It gets tough.
16:41It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:43Yay!
16:44Finished.
16:45Well done, well done, well done.
16:46Lovely work.
16:47That was lovely.
16:48Have a breather.
16:48Let me get these off you.
16:49I'll never do that again.
16:50That was hell.
16:51To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had genuinely a lovely,
16:57lovely afternoon.
16:58The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seema's ever been to your house.
17:01I know.
17:02I have invited her.
17:03I invited her and Sandeep.
17:04She declined.
17:06Oh, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:08I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:11I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:14I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:16I don't know what about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't
17:19addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:21Seema and Stacey.
17:22I knew you were going to say that.
17:24Literally.
17:25And it's a bone of contention.
17:26Was this Seema's party and...
17:30They rang up Esther.
17:31And it rang...
17:32They rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:34She could hear everything.
17:36Yeah.
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:39Yeah, that was...
17:39So they were ringing up Esther.
17:40Esther didn't pick up.
17:41So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpas, slagging me off.
17:46And it went on for about seven minutes.
17:48And then Esther sent it to me the next day.
17:50And it was absolutely shell-shocked.
17:51I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming,
17:55with a smile on her face, but behind your back she's really schneid.
17:59I am the same person that I've always been.
18:01And you are too, Seema.
18:02And that's a two-faced fucker.
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces,
18:07but behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
18:11I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:15You could say I'm pathetic, you could say I'm childish,
18:18but to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:21And I am like an elephant.
18:23I will never forget.
18:25If I thought you looked a crock as shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart.
18:28You do? I don't think.
18:29But I'd say it to your face.
18:30Yeah, I agree.
18:30I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in the head,
18:33slagging you off, unbeknownst to you, and then come, oh, hi!
18:36She got caught.
18:38You're like a smiling assassin.
18:39She got caught.
18:40Smiling assassin.
18:50Tell me your place.
18:52Yes.
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done.
18:54I mean, months ago, like six months ago.
18:56A whole page.
18:57Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town.
19:00It's been nine months.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02How long were you supposed to be in town for?
19:04Three.
19:04No.
19:05If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:07It's like I'm drained.
19:09Like, I am...
19:09I could scream every day.
19:11Like, I'm literally...
19:12I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above water.
19:15We started our Harris renovations nearly a year ago,
19:18and the site is still an absolute mess,
19:21and I just don't know when this project's going to be finished.
19:23Well, over half a mil in the...
19:25Over budget.
19:26Oh, Paige.
19:27And, you know, if I'm truly honest with you,
19:29like, I mean, see me and Amir, we've been together for years,
19:32we love each other.
19:32Yeah, of course.
19:33But the reality is...
19:35It's a test, innit?
19:35It's a big test.
19:36And we are at each other's heads.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Nora's turning too soon.
19:41You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family
19:44because Nora's at an age now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:46Would you go again, would you?
19:48Well, we have been trying.
19:49Oh, really? Oh, wow.
19:50But the issue is, is, like, we're struggling with the house problems,
19:55like, the stress, like, then we're bickering, then it goes...
19:57Yeah, yeah.
19:57And I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been pregnant, yeah.
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky.
20:03We didn't try as much and I just fell pregnant.
20:06Whereas this time around, we're starting to see
20:08that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first time.
20:10And we do want to have more kids and we do want to have a future
20:13where we can see all the kids coming over the house and running around.
20:16But who knows? Who knows what's gonna happen?
20:20Hopefully, hopefully, one day, we'll be able to grow our family
20:24away from all this stress and have a calmer life. Hopefully.
20:36You just put the strawberries on that. Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:39Please.
20:40I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:44Are you gonna miss me, Mum?
20:46Oh, don't start. I'll start crying again, Seema.
20:50Really, really... What are you crying for?
20:52You don't need to cry.
20:53I know, it's not the same, Seema.
20:56Oh, Mum, listen, you're gonna be able to have a holiday with me.
21:00I know.
21:00I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls.
21:04And after a lifetime of living here, I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:10Sandeep and the boys were all moving to Dubai.
21:13I'll miss all of you, for you.
21:16Yeah.
21:16It's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:19I know.
21:19You can sit and talk and all that.
21:21It's a different relationship.
21:23You're gonna miss me, see?
21:23You're gonna miss me the best, the most.
21:26Mwah!
21:27I am finding this all so hard,
21:29even though it's exciting.
21:31Me and my mum are so close.
21:35I don't have my dad.
21:39She's everything. Mum, Dad, best friend.
21:42And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:47You studied together.
21:49Good morning.
21:49Oh, hello.
21:50Are you okay?
21:51Oh, yeah.
21:51Hello.
21:52You okay?
21:54Yeah.
21:54I'm fine.
21:55I'm surprised you are.
21:57I don't know.
21:57Good morning.
21:59Are you okay?
22:00Do you want a coffee?
22:01Er, just a boil water, please.
22:03The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:06It's something we've always wanted to do.
22:08And I can.
22:10My work can still carry on there.
22:12Aaron's moving with his company.
22:14And I'm sure Neil will follow.
22:17But it is gonna be hard.
22:18It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:21I don't know.
22:22Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:24I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:27Yeah.
22:27But I'll just miss everyone here, basically.
22:31And all the memories we've had here.
22:32And I think that's what I'm gonna miss the most.
22:35But the girls.
22:36I am gonna miss the girls.
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody.
22:42I don't know when the right time is to tell them.
22:46Because they'll be shocked.
22:47They're gonna be really shocked.
22:49Who's gonna be the most shocked?
22:51I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:54I'm really worried how I'm gonna tell Rachel.
22:57She's always been my solid friend.
23:00And I know she's gonna find this really difficult.
23:04Yeah.
23:05I'm worried about Rach.
23:07She hates change.
23:09She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:12And I just...
23:13I think I'm gonna find it the hardest telling her.
23:15I'm gonna have to tell the girls, too.
23:19I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
23:21I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:25But I'm gonna have to do it.
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big.
23:41If you get the right colour spec,
23:43you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:46See, what do you think about that?
23:46So, if you look at it from this distance, it's mean,
23:49but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane.
23:55Mark and I going car shopping.
23:57But this time, I'm going car shopping,
23:59not as his wife, but as his best friend.
24:02It's a lovely weekend car.
24:04This is gonna be our new baby.
24:06Yeah.
24:07I'm gonna christen it.
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way.
24:10I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:13Who could resist?
24:14Yeah, yeah.
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:17I love Mark to death.
24:19He was the love of my life,
24:20and I still love him very much today.
24:22People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:27They don't quite get it.
24:28They wonder if we still have sex.
24:30They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:37We're basically best friends.
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean, what am I wearing?
24:41The colour is a spice of life, Mark.
24:43No, we're going to the circus.
24:44So I'm thinking, like, you know, straight up there.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:47So you look like you're awake.
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:51Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:55Oh, God, yeah.
24:55Wow.
24:56It is wow.
24:57So how many swatches of different colours can you have,
24:59or is it just literally...?
25:01With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
25:04Oh, wow.
25:04So that's really based on your eye,
25:07you can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:14but very extrovert on the inside.
25:16So it's like a cream egg.
25:18Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in,
25:21it's so tasty.
25:22That blue is stunning, actually.
25:24The blue is beautiful.
25:24To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:26The interior is just lush.
25:28Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:32Oh, yeah!
25:35Big house, new shoes.
25:37Speed it up, make moves, get loose, go wild.
25:41Everything we work for about us here right now.
25:43I am so blooming nervous for Billie.
25:46I am.
25:46Yeah, she's nervous.
25:48Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:50We are so excited and really nervous
25:54because today, Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:58This is her second attempt.
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan.
26:01So we are on tenterhooks
26:04because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:06it's going to be an awful day.
26:08She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:10Do you know what?
26:10The one half lesson I gave her...
26:13Yeah.
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:15She was very good.
26:16Wait, hold on a minute, and you didn't get stressed out?
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know...
26:22Have you done your test yet?
26:24That's so funny.
26:26I hope, for her own sake,
26:29Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving.
26:31Because I had to take my driving test five times
26:33before I passed it.
26:35I was useless.
26:36But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:39I never had one of those in my life.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40The road is my catwalk.
26:42Yes, there you go.
26:43All right.
26:43Very good. You're very poetic today.
26:45Well done.
26:47It's a massive year for us this year.
26:49Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:53The businesses are thriving.
26:55So, we're stressed, but we love it.
26:58Being at Madison Square Gardens, has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
27:03What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced was the crowd.
27:10It was electric.
27:10It made you love it again a little bit, did it?
27:12A little bit.
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:17That's why we do what I do now.
27:19The documentary was incredible.
27:20And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show.
27:22Yeah.
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th, it's going to go like that.
27:27I think it's going to be a blink.
27:29Oh, God, absolutely.
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:31This year's going to go by really quickly.
27:32It's going to be mega, though.
27:34Yeah, of course.
27:35When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry.
27:38Complete opposite ends.
27:40He was in a massive boy band.
27:41I was a backing vocalist.
27:42We got together, had some babies.
27:46Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage, but they were tiny.
27:51So, I don't even think they remember it.
27:54So, this time around, it's going to be brilliant,
27:56because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:59I have a Miss Golfman.
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished, then.
28:02Ring her back.
28:04Er...
28:05Hello.
28:06Oh, no, not good.
28:07I'll do.
28:08Not good.
28:09Boo-boo.
28:09You all right?
28:13Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:15Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:19Hi.
28:20Hello.
28:21How did you do it?
28:23I passed!
28:30Yes!
28:30We knew you would.
28:31Sit down, sit down.
28:32She passed!
28:33Oh, my God.
28:34I thought we were in for horrendous day, but no, she passed!
28:39Right, on to the driving test.
28:56I've got something to tell you, and I don't know how to tell you.
29:03I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:09Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:11Where are you moving to?
29:12Yeah.
29:12Dubai.
29:13Why?
29:14Seema and I are extremely close.
29:16We've spent so many years together.
29:19And with her leaving, it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well.
29:23It just makes me so sad.
29:24You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there.
29:29You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:31I'm so upset.
29:36Oh, Elena!
29:38Oh, God, please!
29:40At first, I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying.
29:45I mean, do you know, like, when a kid cries and goes, oh!
29:49I was like, oh, this is actually making me more nervous.
29:53How are the other girls going to react?
29:56You're the first person I've told.
29:58The girls do not have a clue.
30:00But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
30:02But, yeah, today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:19You look cute. Do a twirl.
30:21Ta-da!
30:21Woo!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:23You have that made.
30:25We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah.
30:26I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys.
30:30Hello!
30:32Oh, hi!
30:34How are you?
30:35How are you beautiful?
30:36I'm sorry I'm late.
30:37Hold on.
30:38I'm always late.
30:39How can you be late to your event?
30:41I had to come and pick her up.
30:43And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually leaving your friend.
30:47I had to fix my make-up, fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place.
30:50I'm a big mess.
30:51I had to redo my make-up.
30:53And I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her,
30:55because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
31:00Hi.
31:00It's good to see you, girls.
31:01Good to see you, girls.
31:02I've told you in the car.
31:04I'm so upset, Ampika.
31:05Oh.
31:06Tell them what...
31:06When you laugh.
31:07Years ago.
31:08I don't remember.
31:09Years ago.
31:09I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel,
31:12when Lauren told me that, apparently, Ampika's got a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:18That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:21The other day, the same scenario as you, really, something was brought up.
31:24From ten years ago, Ampika said the other day...
31:27...that I was frosty when I went to hers, and actually, I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:33Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's everyone get on, don't want any drama,
31:36all be friendly, and then not.
31:38Seven years ago, Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:41I can't even remember what happened yesterday,
31:43let alone seven years ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me,
31:48and I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing.
31:57Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:58Nipples are halfway down the chest.
32:00Ha!
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:06Vaginalist.
32:06Is it like the bits I hate?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, okay.
32:10Guys, can I just get you all to come forward,
32:13because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all,
32:16and I've not been able to tell you, because I don't know how.
32:37I think Ampika's still married to Mark.
32:41He's always there.
32:42He seems to be very useful.
32:45It's quite an unusual situation.
32:47She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:50They look the same, too.
32:52Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before.
32:53I've met, obviously, David, but it's good to see him.
32:56You look similar.
32:57Look, they're literally, they are very similar, don't they?
32:59She has a tie.
33:00She has a tie.
33:02Mark is crazy.
33:04I mean, their relationship dynamic, oof, never heard it before.
33:09I mean, I'm all each to their own, but, wow, I can't believe
33:11they both live under the same roof, as well as the new partner.
33:15It's mental.
33:16If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down,
33:21then he calls David, tries to explain my point of view,
33:24and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view,
33:27and then we all make friends.
33:28She drives me up the wall.
33:31And then she tells me what to do and she tells me where to go.
33:34She's always shouting and shouting at David,
33:36and then David in here is shouting.
33:38It's a bit of a comedy art.
33:42This is a relationship that works for me.
33:44With two men in my life, one from a past, one from a future,
33:48and it works perfectly.
33:50It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:51What are you playing for?
33:52You know what? I'm so glad I'm single.
33:54So is the man's fault.
33:55It is.
33:56It is incredible.
33:58One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
34:00How many shots do it take till you're gone?
34:02Drinking champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:05Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:09Hey, girls.
34:11I love you.
34:11How are you?
34:12How are you?
34:13How are you?
34:14I'm loving the face.
34:15Look at you two getting on.
34:17I'm loving this.
34:18I know.
34:18We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:20Yeah.
34:21We're honestly...
34:21I feel like we're on such a good wave by the way now.
34:24Yeah.
34:24It's good.
34:25Good. Love that.
34:26Cheers.
34:26Cheers.
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I, but I finally feel like we're in a good place.
34:33She's been really nice.
34:35For now.
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment, which is the whole nip-tuck.
34:42Vagina lift.
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:45You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:47No.
34:47No, no, no.
34:48Wait, wait, wait.
34:49So is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:51No, I don't have those.
34:52Oh, okay.
34:52I don't have those.
34:53Those are like...
34:54No, I don't have those.
34:55Sorry.
34:55Paige, they're not dangly.
34:57They're not dangly.
34:58God, Jesus.
35:00Get that image out of your head.
35:02So you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:06You lose muscle.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:07Yeah.
35:08So you know how it used to be like this, and now maybe it's more like this?
35:12Like balls.
35:13Phil's balls.
35:14Scrotum.
35:15Saggy scrotum.
35:16Balls get longer.
35:17Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right.
35:20So what we're going to do with that...
35:21Oh, they haven't gone long.
35:23I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:28Like, please.
35:29Those mental images.
35:30I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:31Just stop talking about it.
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit.
35:37Slip it off and stitch.
35:39And then we're going to look...
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah, soon.
35:43Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy badge.
35:46Are we all...
35:46Yeah.
35:47I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:49I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:51I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:53I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:55I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:57I'm gonna do my thing.
35:58Sometimes guarded shield.
35:59Yeah.
36:00And I'm like, I'm gonna claw that bloody shield down.
36:03I'm gonna peel back the layers and get the core reviews.
36:06Do it.
36:06Do it.
36:07Because inside there's a wonderful person screaming, wanting to connect with people.
36:11What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life, is you do need to be a little bit
36:17guarded.
36:17You do need to have a slight armour about you, because not everybody means well for you.
36:23I think in some ways, Shane and we're very similar.
36:26Go on.
36:26Shane is very well known.
36:29Worldwide.
36:30And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:33Yeah.
36:33So when you're with someone who's high profile, it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:38Yeah.
36:38And I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:41Yeah.
36:41Because my experiences have been, not all, but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:47So people only being friends with you because.
36:49Yeah.
36:50Or people, you putting your trust in someone.
36:53Yeah, I get that.
36:54You know, they sell a story or they make stuff up.
36:57Yeah.
36:57So it tends to...
36:58So I understand that now.
37:00I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:05Yeah.
37:05So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife, which is fine because I am Shane's wife.
37:10But equally...
37:10I have my own element today.
37:11Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:12I think Shira and I have got a lot of common denominators, both with people that are well-known
37:19in the public eye, both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting of certain people
37:25and people's agendas.
37:26And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her, the more and more I
37:30like her.
37:32You've come to this party to behave.
37:36Yes, I came to this party to be crappy.
37:40A friend of mine phoned up and said, Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:45Oh, wow.
37:46Anyway, so when she came to me, I said, but from one queen to another...
37:49You did not!
37:51I did.
37:52You did?
37:52I said, and I'd be the queen a lot longer than you.
37:56So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a ring.
37:59Did she laugh?
37:59Did she get it?
38:00She burst out to laugh.
38:00She burst out to laugh.
38:02She was delightful, Rachel.
38:04Pamela, you said that as...
38:05Come on, the queen to another.
38:07Two, two percent.
38:09I got what they want, I got what they want, what they want.
38:13They got nothing on, they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:17Shae's going back on top.
38:19Are you?
38:20Oh, God.
38:21Yeah.
38:22I'll be spreading rumours.
38:23Can we have tickets?
38:26Can we have tickets?
38:27Yeah.
38:27I'm coming.
38:29Sheen has already invited us all.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:31We've already got, you know, those T-shirts said, we love Shae.
38:36I'm going to have tickets.
38:38I'm going to have tickets.
38:39I'm going to have tickets.
38:41I'm going to have tickets.
38:41Hello.
38:43Oh, my God!
38:46Can I just have a...
38:48Can I just say...
38:49When and how and seven years ago...
38:53Oh, my God!
38:54I have festered on that same of them for fucking years.
38:57Seven years.
38:59Seven bloody years.
39:01What is wrong with you, woman?
39:04I've got a hair's greasing and then you're like all the boobs are so second nipples are halfway down the
39:09chest
39:09Ha ha ha I was like what the fuck like really I honestly don't remember saying it I'm sorry if
39:16I did
39:16I don't remember right okay you're saying it yeah I'll take that and all I can say right now is
39:23hand on my heart I fucking take that back you are beautiful and thank you Seema no I'm people all
39:30I've been telling the girl no I'm sorry if I did because hand in my heart you're not gonna do
39:36that
39:36bit harder yes please I've just made my mind up accept it I'm Pika be a big girl and make
39:43light
39:43of it but you know what I'll do I'll tolerate ya hi and bye hi and bye I am now
39:49going to draw a line
39:50under the sand I move on guys can I just get you all to come forward what is going on
40:05why is she
40:06doing this because um yeah there's something I want to tell you all just seeing all the girls faces I
40:15can
40:15see them all lined up in front of me I don't know if I can actually do this I am
40:22so emotional right
40:23now there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all I don't know I've not been able to tell
40:30you for some time because I don't know how because I think you're dying yeah it's hard I'm gonna start
40:38with you Lauren you are the most amazing person ever to have come into my life I've met you at
40:48school
40:48and you're that type of girl even if you're going through a shit time you just put a smile on
40:53your face
40:54so everyone needs a Lauren in their life I'm really confused I'm just hoping that she's okay
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me and and I'm actually panicking Rachel I love you so much
41:11I can't even tell you and I think this has been the hardest thing is like how am I gonna
41:15tell you
41:15what I need to tell you team is scaring me now I feel really unnerved
41:22I just needed to say it I just need her to say what is wrong you have been the best
41:29friend ever
41:30yeah and you know Rachel you're right she can be frosty and she can be hard but one thing once
41:38you break her she's the best friend you're ever gonna have and Pika I am so sorry you don't have
41:45greasy hair you don't have greasy skinny you definitely don't have saggy tics they are
41:51everything that I have right now I take it back if I did say I am so sorry I can't
41:57hear you oh
41:59Seema apologies accepted but do I trust you no we'll ever let you close to me no does it really
42:06matter anymore no just move along the bus Sheena I know we've not known each other that long but we
42:15are the OCD queens we are so fussy at every level I love everything about you just keep being you
42:22is she saying that we don't have anything in common or all that we have in common is we like
42:28clean things
42:29and page oh you know what I bought you into this friendship group and how we got to where we
42:36got
42:36and I'm sorry if anything I've done to upset upset you I just want you to enjoy this group because
42:43it's
42:43the best Seema's just said so many great and lovely things about all the girls in this group she's come
42:49to myself and Sheena and we let the tail end because what she told us was rubbish so guys and
42:55I'm leaving
42:57and I'm moving to Dubai I can't believe she's going this is another person that's leaving my life I
43:07don't know you can say oh you'll go over there you'll catch up but it's it's not going to be
43:11the
43:12same I'm sad I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment I just don't know what
43:18to do
43:18without her are you winding me up I thought you was dying at least having a leg amputated or
43:23something I'm in bits here my heart's going like the clappers and you're just going to buy I'll see you
43:28in
43:28Dubai if I could book your first-class ticket tomorrow Seema bon voyage I'm not going to
43:34shed a tear I wish you well bye you know even though I've said it I feel I feel empty
43:54I actually feel like
43:56all these memories that we've made I'm just going to miss them
44:06I knew this was going to happen my biggest worry was telling you I knew and I knew this I
44:12knew this
44:13what would be like Seema's not me sideways with this news I did not see it coming at all I
44:20actually
44:20just want to go home I don't want to be around anyone I want to go home and cry
44:24I know with that done all I want now is to make some good memories have some good times and
44:33I want
44:33no drama but we'll see if that lasts next time on the real housewives of Cheshire you're not looking
44:42as sharp and as fresh as you used to so I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
44:46oh yeah literally
44:48a lot virginal mark I just I was not being judgmental saying that we don't really know each
44:57cover it was a bit bizarre oh my god you look like a hooker you've just said to me our
45:06relationship
45:06is just surface level that's how it feels oh oh you know oh oh oh I'ma got to
45:13You're murdered.
45:14Oh my god!
45:17Oh my god!
45:18Oh my god!
45:19Oh my god!
45:43Oh my god!
45:47Oh my god!
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