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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 1
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00:06Cheshire, el capital de la capital del norte de England
00:11Where the streets are lined with supercars
00:13And your neighbor might just be one of the world's greatest footballers
00:19In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat
00:23It's a standard
00:25Let's go, let's go, let's go
00:27But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never far away
00:34Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance
00:43The ladies here are a different class
00:45And the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship
00:51And receipts, you'd better keep them for both
00:57You've got to do your worst
00:58Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in
01:02Alliances are priceless
01:04Betrayal is expensive
01:06And if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride
01:12Welcome to the Golden Triangle
01:18I'm a queen bee
01:19And I've got a sting in my tail
01:25Cheshire's in my blood
01:26But don't make it boil
01:30I'll pray for peace
01:32But I'm ready for war
01:37I might be younger
01:38But I wasn't born yesterday
01:42I don't have time for gossip
01:43I'm too busy building an empire
01:47Cheshire is my playground
01:49And I'll give you the ride of your life
02:03I've never been in the car with you before
02:07You have
02:08You've never driven
02:08I'm not the best driver
02:10No, you're definitely not
02:11You are a terrible driver
02:12I'm terrible
02:13Am I in the right gear?
02:14What's going on?
02:15You're in something
02:16That's not right
02:17Are you doing that on purpose?
02:24No
02:26Can I get serving your blonde?
02:29No problem, I don't
02:29Thank you
02:30I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow
02:34I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow
02:38I just want to glide a little bit
02:40Me and go with the sky a little bit
02:42Yeah, I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow
02:44Hi
02:47How are you?
02:49You look nice
02:49Oh, look at you
02:50Free in pink
02:52Come on, let's go
02:54Yeah, good
02:56I've been away for such a long time
02:58I know
02:59How long were you in Dubai for?
03:00Like two and a half months?
03:02Two and a half months
03:02It's the longest I've ever been away
03:04I didn't think you were ever coming back
03:06Do you know what, Rach?
03:07If I had it my way
03:08I would have just stayed
03:25Why is no one
03:26She opened the gate
03:27So she knows we're here
03:28Aunt Pika, it's cold
03:30Are you going to let us in today
03:31Or should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest
03:34I don't know
03:35I don't know
03:42Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire
03:46And she's right here, baby
03:47I'm here to bring everyone back together
03:50I want total harmony and peace
03:53Sorry, Aunt Pika
03:54Three people f***ing up to the toilet
03:56And I'm sat here like
03:58Billy, Billy, no mates
04:02What's happening?
04:03What's the matter?
04:04I don't know if I knew
04:05I'll tell you
04:08And what's she's doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process
04:16With these lovely ladies
04:17Back in my palace
04:18Hi, mate
04:19Hi, how are you?
04:21Nice
04:22Hi, ladies
04:23Finally
04:24You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before
04:27Look at you
04:35We've got pink champagne for the pink lady
04:37Aunt Pika's house is very Aunt Pika-ish
04:41It's opulent
04:42It's not to my taste
04:44But that's okay
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse
04:47Each to their own
04:48Can you believe it?
04:49It's my first time
04:50And you're so close to each other
04:52We're so close
04:52I know
04:53I know
04:53I'm thinking
04:54Why has that been, Seema?
04:56You want the dog down here?
04:57I do
04:57She wants the dog?
04:59That's like
04:59Pat is an insult
05:01I want the dog down here
05:02And I see your house
05:03I'm picking a carry on walking
05:04Bloody hell
05:05I wasn't expecting this
05:07Soon as I've walked in
05:08It's like
05:09How come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well
05:12And Pika
05:14He's never invited me
05:15What's your excuse?
05:17Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before
05:19I've been here a couple of times
05:20She has been a couple of times
05:21When she had the consortium company
05:23And she's selling my stuff
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates
05:26And she'd have such a frosty disposition
05:28I'd be like
05:28Hi, Rachel, you okay?
05:29Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like
05:30No, fine, thank you
05:31I didn't
05:32I didn't
05:33I didn't
05:33I remember you like really frosty
05:34And I thought
05:35I wasn't at all
05:36Ice queen
05:36If it's not me being a bin bag lady
05:39I'm frosty
05:40What is it with her?
05:42It's like she can't help herself
05:43Be nice
05:44It costs nothing
05:45I gotta put me first
05:47Big bad putting that work
05:49Call me I can't hit that
05:51Don't got time for chit-chat
05:53What does that be too?
05:54Oh, look at you
05:55Oh, my God
05:58Money make me happy
06:00My love in the best
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down
06:04And she's made me walk all the way down there
06:06Because she don't like me bloody driving
06:08Can I just tell you?
06:08I don't like her at the moment
06:10I don't like her at the moment
06:10I don't like her by a boss
06:11She drives horrendous
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits
06:16But watch, she's got penises on her shoes
06:18Oh, stop!
06:19Pointy!
06:20The very pointy
06:21They're a little bit odd
06:23They look like a pointy penis
06:26I went out for the weekend
06:28To Wales
06:29With some friends
06:30And I met a really, really nice guy
06:32Oh, my God
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:37Eh, 36
06:38No, that's not bad
06:39That's not bad!
06:41But he said to me
06:42I could be a very immature 40-year-old
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40
06:47I mean, I'm lying
06:48But I'm not that good
06:50She can get free trams
06:52Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free tram
06:55No, you can't!
06:56Er, er, hello
06:58Sheena, how old you think I am?
06:59How rude that you actually think I can get a free tram pass
07:03Cheeky cow
07:03So, I went to Dubai
07:05Er, saw Seema
07:07Did you go to see Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah
07:09But she was busy
07:10We tried to meet up
07:11And, you know, it just didn't work
07:13Our schedule didn't work
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15You and Seema
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period
07:19But we're okay
07:20Like, I feel like we've
07:21Obviously, a lot happened last year
07:22You called me a client?
07:24You were, let's rewind
07:25No, no, no, what's the whole time?
07:27You were a client
07:27I was a client
07:28I was a family, I'm family, I'm family, I'm the assistant
07:30And I'm just a client
07:31We've come over there
07:32And we're on a good path
07:33Yeah, good
07:34And you all say
07:35Half the time you forget what you were screaming about
07:37Anyway, no, no
07:38I kind of go
07:39Well, me and you do
07:40A lot of people don't
07:41Ooh
07:48Oh, look at me
07:50I'm the boss
07:51I'm the man
07:52I'm the queen
07:53They can make you see
07:55I'm everything you want to see
07:59When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai
08:03Yes, this is what it reminds me of
08:05This was the staircase
08:05And the Burj Al Arab
08:06And I thought if it's good enough for the Burj Al Arab
08:08It's good enough for me
08:10This is my bedroom
08:12Oh, wow, I'm eager
08:13I'm going to be asleep here like a few
08:15This is gorgeous
08:16I know
08:16Oh, I love this
08:18Nice little canopy
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David
08:22Oh my gosh, you look so different with everyone's hair
08:25Yeah, that was like probably 12 years ago
08:27I've known David for 17 years
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country
08:35I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:41my friend for very many years
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities
08:46The good, the bad, the ugly
08:48And the same with me
08:49And I think if I can live my best life
08:51And genuinely have love and have financial freedom and have health
08:57I am the luckiest girl in the world
08:59I've been looking so fly
09:01I've been looking so fly
09:03Oh my God, you've got a salon
09:05Gorgeous
09:05Yeah, so
09:06Oh, and Pika
09:08I am going to be here every day
09:09You need to get ready in here for a girls night
09:11Yeah
09:13This is brilliant
09:14No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:16No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:22Oh my gosh
09:24Oh my gosh
09:25Oh my gosh
09:26Pika boo
09:27I know, I know
09:28This is such a fashion archive
09:30She's got every single designer piece
09:33I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton
09:38This girl's got it all
09:40Oh, and Pika
09:42Oh
09:43Right, I'm actually going to play dress up
09:45What do we think?
09:47Oh, I really like that
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah
09:49Oh my God
09:50I need a handbag
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag
09:53I'm thinking this for you
09:55To me
09:56No, this is for you
09:57Oh
09:57Well, I've got that in black
09:59Oh
09:59Oh
10:00I'm coming down, like a mix
10:02Hey, what girls don't wanna miss
10:04Since the kids are down
10:06Have you seen that group chat?
10:08Peekaboo set-off, bright as bad
10:10Oh, I know
10:11I know
10:12How exciting
10:13How exciting
10:13How exciting
10:15Es inevitable.
10:17He's been together a long time, haven't they, David?
10:19I'm just so excited.
10:21He's putting a ring on it.
10:23It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends so happy and so in love.
10:29And I'm really excited for her.
10:31That's what I want.
10:32When I first met Peekaboo, she was married to Mark.
10:35Who's Mark?
10:36So Mark is Aunt Peekas' first husband.
10:39Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark?
10:41Her first husband?
10:42Yeah, they actually look like each other.
10:45Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:47Yeah.
10:47But hold on, so he, doesn't he live with her?
10:49Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:51Yeah, but they've got their son and it's a big house.
10:53Like this?
10:55That's interesting.
10:56David and Mark are really shows.
10:58They got on really well.
10:59Oh my God, that's amazing.
11:01It's a very unique situation.
11:03It's very unique.
11:04Yeah.
11:14Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:16Wow.
11:16This is our formal room.
11:18Flowers.
11:19Oh, hello.
11:19Hello.
11:20What?
11:21I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:23I was looking at your bed.
11:24You dirty there.
11:24To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:27I have done things in here.
11:29Come on, come on.
11:29And it's really sexy.
11:30I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:33So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:38So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:41Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:45I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:46I need some rubber gloves.
11:47I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:49It was an experience.
11:51It was an experience.
11:51Oh my God.
11:52So this was my marital home.
11:54So obviously me and my ex-husband.
11:57David's been here a few times.
11:59Right, yeah.
11:59And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something
12:03that I've already done.
12:04So then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:06So then I've maneuvered David onto here.
12:08So we've christened this part.
12:10Mark and I have christened that part.
12:11So it's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:13It's happy memories.
12:15La, la, la, la, la, la.
12:16I can't unsee it.
12:17How do I unsee it?
12:19Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:23Get mine to me.
12:25Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:29Nora's turning too soon.
12:31And you know, we've always talked about wanting
12:33to grow our family.
12:34Would you go again, would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying.
12:37Oh, really?
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38Are you struggling with anything?
12:39It's pretty scary.
12:41Yeah.
12:41I am going to miss the girls.
12:43Have you told them yet?
12:44Not told anybody.
12:45They're going to be really shocked.
12:47So the pair of them sat there, like,
12:49poison dumper lumpers, slagging me off,
12:51and it went on for about seven minutes.
12:52You're very nice to people's faces,
12:54but behind that veneer of a smile,
12:56are you really sincere?
13:04Come on.
13:06Come on.
13:09Have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:11Oh, she's on the floor.
13:12Nora!
13:13Nora, what are you doing?
13:18Oh, come on.
13:20Let's have a look at some jewelry.
13:22Nora is turning two very soon,
13:26and she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:30I didn't realize how hard it would be
13:32to juggle motherhood, running a business,
13:35house renovations, and it's hard.
13:38Someone once told me that your dad should be
13:41the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:43So get your credit cards ready,
13:44because, yeah.
13:45It's going to be expensive purchase.
13:47Hi!
13:47Hello, my darling.
13:49You're OK?
13:50I'm scared.
13:51How are you feeling?
13:52Well, you know, her voice is gone.
13:54When's that coming back?
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:56We've got Nora here as well.
13:57She's just...
13:58Hi, princess!
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl.
14:03So cutey.
14:04What a beautiful girl.
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry.
14:06I've lost my voice.
14:07So I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map anywhere.
14:11Oh, amazing.
14:11And I'm doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:15Oh, wow!
14:16And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:18But the best part is why you're here today
14:19is I'm choosing all the jewellery for my edit.
14:23And...
14:24Wait, wait, wait.
14:24Not even the best part,
14:25I get to share that with some of the girls.
14:27And, of course, I'm going to share it with you.
14:28Are you doing it?
14:29So you get to try on jewellery,
14:30and you get to wear it, and borrow it.
14:32Oh, my God!
14:33Babe!
14:34Thank you!
14:35How blooming exciting!
14:37I know, so...
14:38Oh, God!
14:39I told you the girls are going to love this.
14:41Let's go!
14:42Hold the Birkin!
14:43Hold the Birkin!
14:43Let's go!
14:44Bloody hell!
14:51Oh, Paige.
14:52Oh, that's perfect.
14:53Do you want to try it on?
14:54You just try this on.
14:55Ah!
14:56Oh, my God.
14:57How much is this one?
14:59150K.
15:00190K.
15:01I like the team.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:03We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:04So girly.
15:05Isn't it?
15:06It's stunning.
15:07It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:10Oh, wow.
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah.
15:12I mean, it's great with the outfit today, actually.
15:13It actually is perfect.
15:15It is perfect.
15:15A bit of bling.
15:16So I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you too.
15:20Thank you.
15:20Thank you, darling.
15:21Thank you very much.
15:21No worries.
15:22Bye, thank you.
15:30Ooh.
15:32This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap those babies,
15:42make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:46I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come
15:50on in.
15:50Ooh!
15:52Exactly that.
15:53Woo!
15:54Fucking hell!
15:55Stop me sideways.
15:56That is evil.
15:57That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno.
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren.
16:03Stop it, please.
16:04You're freaking me out.
16:05It's not a nice sensation at all.
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:08Yeah.
16:08I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:14Oh, that feels lovely.
16:16Oh.
16:16When's it finishing?
16:18Not long.
16:18Oh, my God, now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:24Funnel it up.
16:25Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:28Oh!
16:29You can do this on people.
16:30Come on.
16:31Keep moving.
16:32Oh!
16:33Perfect.
16:34Come on, two more, please.
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh, God, that is really, really...
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:40It gets tough.
16:40It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:43Yeah!
16:44Finished.
16:45Oh!
16:45Well done, well done, well done.
16:46Lovely work.
16:47Thank you, that was lovely.
16:48Have a breather.
16:48Let me get these off you.
16:49I'll never do that again.
16:50That was hell.
16:51To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had, genuinely, a lovely,
16:57lovely afternoon.
16:58The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seema's ever been to your house.
17:01I know.
17:02I have invited her.
17:03I invited her and Sandeep.
17:04She declined.
17:06Oh, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:08I was just like...
17:08No, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:12I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:14Oh, now.
17:14I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:16I don't know going about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't
17:19addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Seema and Stacey.
17:23Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:24Literally.
17:25And it's a bone of contention.
17:26Was this Seema's party and...
17:30They rang up Esther.
17:31And it rang...
17:32They rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:34She could hear everything.
17:36Yeah.
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:38Yeah, that was...
17:39So they're ringing up Esther.
17:40Esther didn't pick up.
17:41So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpers slagging me off.
17:46And it went on for about seven minutes and then Esther sent it to me the next day.
17:49And it was absolutely shell-shocked.
17:51I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face,
17:57but behind your back she's really schneid.
17:59I am the same person that I've always been.
18:01And you are too, Seema.
18:02And that's a two-faced fucker.
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces.
18:07But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
18:11I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:15You could say I'm pathetic.
18:17You could say I'm childish.
18:18But to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:21And I am like an elephant.
18:23I will never forget.
18:25If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart.
18:28You do!
18:28I don't think.
18:29But I'd say it to your face.
18:30Yeah, I agree.
18:30I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in my head,
18:33slagging you off, unbeknownst to you, and then come,
18:36Oh, hi!
18:37She got caught.
18:38You're like a smiling assassin.
18:39She got caught.
18:40Smiling assassin.
18:41We can't do it over you, we can't do it.
18:43Got the whole squad living like a mummy just sayin'
18:46You're gonna live this way, but you make the world bet you feel like you're blue.
18:50You tell me your place.
18:52Yes.
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done.
18:54I mean, months ago.
18:56Like six months ago.
18:56A whole page.
18:57Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town.
19:00It's been nine months.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02How long were you supposed to be in town for?
19:04Three.
19:05No!
19:05If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:07It's like I'm drained.
19:09Like, I am...
19:09I could scream every day.
19:11Like, I'm literally...
19:12I was saying to Amir, my head is like this.
19:13Just kind of a bit above water.
19:15We started our Harris renovations nearly a year ago.
19:18And the site is still an absolute mess.
19:21And I just don't know when this project's gonna be finished.
19:24Over half a mil in...
19:26Over budget.
19:26Oh, page!
19:27And if I'm truly honest with you, like,
19:30I mean, see me and Amir, we've been together for years.
19:32We love each other.
19:32Yeah, of course.
19:33But the reality is...
19:34It's a test, innit?
19:35It's a big test.
19:36And we are at each other's heads.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Nora's turning too soon.
19:41You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family
19:44because Nora's at an age now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:46Would you go again, would you?
19:48Well, we have been trying.
19:49Oh, really? Oh, wow!
19:50But the issue is, is like, we're struggling with the house problems,
19:55like the stress, like, then we're bickering, then it goes...
19:57Yeah, yeah.
19:57And I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been pregnant yet.
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky.
20:03We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:06Whereas this time around, we're starting to see
20:08that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first time.
20:10And we do want to have more kids,
20:12and we do want to have a future where we can see
20:14all the kids coming over the house and running around.
20:16But who knows?
20:18Who knows what's going to happen?
20:20Hopefully, hopefully, one day,
20:22we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress
20:25and just have a calmer life, hopefully.
20:36Can you just put the strawberries on that?
20:38Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:39Please.
20:40I'm beautiful and everybody knows...
20:44Are you going to miss me, Mum?
20:46Oh, don't start. I'll start crying again, Sima.
20:50Really, really...
20:51What are you crying for?
20:52You don't need to cry.
20:53I know, it's not the same, Sima.
20:56Oh, Mum!
20:57Listen, you're going to be able to have a holiday with me.
21:00I know.
21:01I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls.
21:04And after a lifetime of living here,
21:07I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:10Sandeep and the boys were all moving to Dubai.
21:13I'll miss all of you, but for you,
21:16it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:19I know.
21:19You can sit and talk and all that.
21:21It's a different relationship.
21:23You're going to miss me, see?
21:23You're going to miss me the best, the most.
21:27I'm finding this all so hard,
21:29even though it's exciting.
21:31Me and my mum are so close.
21:35I don't have my dad.
21:39She's everything. Mum, Dad, best friend.
21:42And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:47You studied together.
21:49Good morning.
21:49Oh, hello.
21:50Are you OK?
21:51Oh, yeah.
21:51Hello.
21:53You OK?
21:53Yeah.
21:54I'm fine. How are you?
21:55I'm fine.
21:56You're good.
21:56I'm surprised you are.
21:57I don't know.
21:57Good morning.
21:59You OK?
22:00Do you want a coffee?
22:01Just a boil of water, please.
22:03The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:06It's something we've always wanted to do, and I can.
22:10My work can still carry on there.
22:12Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow,
22:16but it is going to be hard.
22:18It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:22I don't know.
22:22Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:24I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:27Yeah.
22:27But I'll just miss everyone here, basically, and all the memories we've had here.
22:32And I think that's what I'm going to miss the most, but the girls.
22:36I am going to miss the girls.
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody.
22:42I've not.
22:43I don't know when the right time is to tell them, because they'd be shocked.
22:47They're going to be really shocked.
22:49Who's going to be the most shocked?
22:50I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:54I'm really worried how I'm going to tell Rachel.
22:57She's always been my solid friend,
23:00and I know she's going to find this really difficult.
23:04Yeah, I'm worried about Rach.
23:07She hates change.
23:09She puts this hard front, but she's not,
23:12and I think I'm going to find it the hardest telling her.
23:15I'm going to have to tell the girls, too.
23:19I don't know how I'm going to do it.
23:21I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:25But I'm going to have to do it.
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big.
23:41If you get the right colour spec,
23:43you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:45What do you think about that?
23:46So if you look at it from this distance, it's mean,
23:49but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:52I'm the man.
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane,
23:55Mark and I going car shopping.
23:57But this time, I'm going car shopping,
23:59not as his wife, but as his best friend.
24:02It's a lovely weekend car.
24:04This is going to be our new baby.
24:06Yeah.
24:07I'm going to christen it.
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way.
24:10I open the door.
24:11I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:13Who could resist?
24:14Yeah, yeah.
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:17I love Mark to death.
24:19He was the love of my life and I still love him very much today.
24:22People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:27They don't quite get it.
24:28They wonder if we still have sex.
24:30They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:37We're basically best friends.
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:41Colour is a spice of life, Mark.
24:43No, we're going to the circus.
24:44So I'm thinking like, you know, straight up there.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:48So you look like you're awake.
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:51Cos as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:55Wow.
24:56It is wow.
24:57So how many swatches of different colours can you have
24:59or is it just literally...
25:01With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
25:03Oh, wow.
25:04So that's really based on your eye.
25:07You can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:14but very extrovert on the inside.
25:16So it's like a cream egg.
25:18Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in,
25:20it's so tasty.
25:22That blue is stunning, actually.
25:24The blue is beautiful.
25:24To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:26The interior is just lush.
25:28Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:35Yeah.
25:35Big house.
25:36New shoes.
25:37Speed it up.
25:38Make moves.
25:39Get loose.
25:40Go wild.
25:41Everything we work for about us here right now.
25:42I am so blooming nervous for Billie.
25:46I am.
25:46Yeah.
25:47She's nervous.
25:48Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:50We are so excited and really nervous because today,
25:55Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:58This is her second attempt.
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan,
26:01so we are on tenterhooks because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:06it's going to be an awful day.
26:07She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:10Do you know what?
26:11The one half lesson I gave her...
26:13Yeah.
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:16She was very good.
26:16Wait, hold on a minute.
26:17And you didn't get stressed out?
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know, have you done your test yet?
26:24That's so funny.
26:25I hope, for her own sake, Billie has her dad's genes
26:30when it comes to driving because I had to take my driving test
26:33five times before I passed it.
26:35I was useless.
26:36But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:39I never had one last interview later.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40The road is my catwalk.
26:42Yes, there you go.
26:43All right.
26:43Very good.
26:44You're very poetic today.
26:45Thank you.
26:45Well done.
26:47It's a massive year for us this year.
26:49Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:53The businesses are thriving.
26:55So we're stressed, but we love it.
26:58Being at Madison Square Gardens,
27:00has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
27:04What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced
27:08was the crowd.
27:09It was electric.
27:10It made you love it again a little bit, didn't it?
27:12A little bit.
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:17That's why we do what I do now.
27:19The documentary was incredible.
27:20And that's the reason why people are like,
27:22please do a show.
27:22Yeah.
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th,
27:26it's going to go like that.
27:27I think it's going to be a blink.
27:29Yeah.
27:29Oh God, absolutely.
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:31This year is going to go by really quickly.
27:32It's going to be mega though.
27:34Yeah, of course.
27:34When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry, complete opposite ends.
27:40He was in a massive boy band.
27:41I was a backing vocalist.
27:42We got together, had some babies.
27:46Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage, but they were tiny.
27:51So, I don't even think they remember it.
27:54So, this time around, it's going to be brilliant because they are going to have such beautiful
27:58memories.
27:59I have a Miss Golfman.
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished then.
28:02Oh, she's finished.
28:02Ring her back.
28:04Er...
28:05Hello.
28:06Oh, no, not good.
28:07I'll do.
28:08Not good.
28:09Boo-boo.
28:09You all right?
28:13Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:14Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:19Hi.
28:20Hello.
28:21How did you do?
28:23I passed.
28:30Yes.
28:30We knew you would.
28:31Sit down, sit down.
28:32She passed.
28:33Oh, my God.
28:34I thought we were in for horrendous day, but no, she passed.
28:39Right, on to the driving test.
28:56I've got something to tell you, and I don't know how to tell you.
29:03I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:08Yeah.
29:09I'm moving away.
29:11Where are you moving to?
29:12Yeah.
29:12Dubai.
29:14Seema and I are extremely close.
29:16We've spent so many years together, and with her leaving, it almost feels like a part
29:22of me is leaving as well.
29:23It just makes me so sad.
29:25You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there.
29:29You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:32Oh, Namina.
29:35I'm so upset.
29:36Oh, Namina.
29:38Oh, God, please.
29:40At first, I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying.
29:45I mean, do you know, like, when a kid cries and goes, oh, I was like, oh, this is actually
29:52making me more nervous.
29:53How are the other girls going to react?
29:55You're the first person I've told.
29:58The girls do not have a clue.
30:00But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
30:03But, yeah.
30:04Today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:19You look cute.
30:20Do it well.
30:21Ta-da!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:23You have that made.
30:25We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah.
30:27I think it's so nice.
30:28All the girls together and some boys.
30:30Hello.
30:32Oh, hi.
30:32Hi.
30:34How are you?
30:35You look beautiful.
30:36I'm sorry.
30:37Hold on.
30:38I'm always late.
30:39How can you relate to your event?
30:41I had to go and pick her up.
30:43And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually naming your friend.
30:47I had to fix my makeup.
30:47I had to fix my makeup, fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place.
30:50I'm a big mess.
30:51I had to redo my makeup, and I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her,
30:55because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
31:00It's good to see you, girls.
31:01Tell them.
31:02I've told you in the car.
31:04I'm so upset, Ampika.
31:05Oh.
31:06Tell them when you laugh.
31:07Did you?
31:07Years ago.
31:08No, but I don't remember.
31:09Years ago.
31:10I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel, when Lauren told me that apparently
31:14Ampika's got a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:18That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:21The other day, the same scenario as you really, something was brought up from ten years ago.
31:25Ampika said the other day that I was frosty when I went to hers, and actually I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:33Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's everyone get on and do any drama or be friendly, and then not.
31:38Seven years ago, Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:41I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me, and I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing.
31:57Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:58Nipples are halfway down the chest.
32:00Ha!
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:05Vagina lift.
32:06Is it the bits that I hate?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, okay.
32:09Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:13Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
32:16I've not been able to tell you, because I don't know how.
32:21Y'all better not get in our way.
32:25Y'all better not get in our way.
32:27Y'all better not get in our way.
32:28Y'all better not get in our way.
32:29Y'all better not get in our way.
32:30Hello.
32:31Hello.
32:32Oh, thank you.
32:34Hello.
32:35Good job.
32:36Hey.
32:37How are you doing?
32:37Hi, sir.
32:39I think Anne Peake is still married to Mark.
32:41He's always there.
32:42He seems to be very useful.
32:45It's quite an unusual situation.
32:47She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:50They look the same, too.
32:52Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before.
32:53I've met, obviously, David, but it's good to see.
32:56So are you doing similar?
32:56You look similar.
32:57No, they're literally, they are very similar, don't they?
32:59She has a tie.
33:00I have a tie.
33:02Mark is crazy.
33:04I mean, their relationship dynamic.
33:06Oof, never heard it before.
33:09I mean, I'm all each to their own, but wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof,
33:13as well as the new partner.
33:15It's mental.
33:16If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down, then he calls David, tries to explain
33:23my point of view, and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view, and
33:27then we all make friends.
33:28She drives me up the wall.
33:31Then she tells me what to do, and she tells me where to go.
33:34She's always shouting and shouting at David, and then David and her are shouting.
33:38It's a bit of a comedy act.
33:42This is a relationship that works for me.
33:45With two men in my life, one from my past, one from my future, and it works perfectly.
33:49It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:51What are you playing for?
33:52You know what?
33:53I'm so glad I'm single.
33:54So is the man's fault.
33:55It is.
33:56You've got so many people.
33:57It is incredible.
33:58One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
34:00How many shots do it take till you go?
34:02Drinking champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:05Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:09Hey, girls.
34:10I love you.
34:11How are you?
34:13How are you?
34:14How are you?
34:15Look at you two getting on.
34:17I'm loving this.
34:18We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:21We're honestly...
34:21I feel like we're on such a good wave by the way now.
34:24Yeah.
34:24It's good.
34:25Good, love that.
34:26Cheers.
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I, but I finally feel like we're in a good
34:32place.
34:33She's been really nice.
34:35For now.
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
34:40Which is the whole nip-tuck.
34:42Vagina lift.
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:45You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:47No.
34:47No, no, no.
34:48Wait, wait, wait.
34:49Is it about the bits that are hanging?
34:51No, I don't have those.
34:52Oh, okay.
34:52I don't have those.
34:53Those are like...
34:54No, I don't have those.
34:55Paige, they're not dangly.
34:57They're not dangly.
34:59God, Jesus.
35:00Get that image out of your head.
35:02So, you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:05You lose muscle.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Right, so you know how it used to be like this?
35:10Yeah.
35:10And now maybe it's more like this.
35:12Okay.
35:13Like balls, Phil's balls.
35:15A saggy scrotum.
35:16Balls, balls get longer.
35:17Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right, so what we're going to do with that...
35:21Well, they haven't gone long.
35:24I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:28Like, please, those mental images, I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:31Just stop talking about it.
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit.
35:37Slip it off and stitch.
35:39And then we're going to look...
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah, soon.
35:43Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy vag?
35:46I will, are we all?
35:47I'ma do my things.
35:49Yeah, I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:51I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:53I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:55I'm gonna do my thing, yeah.
35:55I'ma do my thing, yeah.
35:57I'ma do my thing, yeah.
35:57And I feel like...
35:57There's a real sometimes guarded shield for you.
35:59And I'm like, I'm gonna claw that bloody shield down,
36:03Go peel that lips and get the core reviews.
36:06Do it!
36:06Do it!
36:07Because inside there's a wonderful person
36:08screaming, wanting to connect with people.
36:11Lo que me ha enseñado en mi adolescencia, en mi adolescencia, es que tienes que ser un poco guardado.
36:18Tienes que tener un poco más arme sobre ti, porque no todo el mundo significa bien para ti.
36:23Creo que en algunas formas, Shayna y weas son muy similar.
36:26Go on.
36:26Shayna es muy bueno conocido, world wide, y David ha sido en la presa por muy, muy años.
36:33Así que cuando eres con alguien que es muy profil, es un diferente, ¿no?
36:37Sí, y creo que es probablemente un poco por eso guardado.
36:41Porque mi experiencias han sido, no todo, pero a lot de ellos han sido negativo experiencias.
36:47Así que si, personas solo siendo friends con ustedes porque, o personas que tienen confianza en alguien.
36:53Sí, sí, I get that.
36:54Y luego, ellos sellan una historia, o ellos hacen cosas, ¿no?
36:57Sí, sí, sí, sí.
36:58¿Por qué no entiendo eso ahora?
36:59Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí,
37:04sí, sí, sí, sí.
37:06I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife, which is fine, because I am Shane's wife, but equally...
37:10I have my own element today.
37:11I'm my own person as well.
37:13I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators, both with people that are well-known in
37:19the public eye,
37:20both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting of certain people and people's agendas,
37:26and the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her, the more and more I
37:30like her.
37:32You didn't come to this party to behave Yes, I came to this party to be cracky
37:39A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:42Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:45Oh, wow.
37:46Anyway, so when she came to me in, I said, but from one queen to another...
37:49I did, I said, and I'd be the queen a lot longer than you.
37:56So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a ring.
37:59Did she get it?
38:00She burst out to laugh.
38:00She burst out to laugh.
38:02She was delightful, Rachel.
38:04How am I, you said that as...
38:06Come on, the queen to another.
38:07Two, two, isn't it?
38:09I get what they want, I get what they want, what they want.
38:13They got nothing on, they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:17Shayne's going back on top.
38:19Are you?
38:20What are you doing?
38:21Yeah.
38:22We'll be spreading rumours.
38:23Can we have tickets?
38:24Oh, I have spread rumours.
38:26Yeah.
38:26Can we have tickets?
38:27Yes.
38:28I'm coming.
38:29Sheen has already invited us all.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:31We've already got, you know, those T-shirts said, we love Shayne.
38:34Yes.
38:41Hello.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:46Oh, right, can I just have a...
38:47Can I just say, what?
38:50When and how and seven years ago and...
38:53Oh, my God, I have festered on that team for fucking years.
38:57Seven years.
38:59Seven bloody years.
39:01What is wrong with you, woman?
39:03And what did I say?
39:04I've got her hair's greasy and then you're like,
39:07oh, and her boobs are so saggy, her nipples are halfway down her chest.
39:09Ha, ha, ha.
39:10And I was like, what the fuck?
39:12Like, really?
39:12I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:15I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:18Right, OK, you're saying it.
39:20Yeah.
39:20I'll take that.
39:21And all I can say right now is,
39:24hand on my heart, I fucking take that back.
39:26You are beautiful.
39:27Thank you, Seema.
39:28No, I'm Pika, all I've been telling the girl...
39:31No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:33I would...
39:34Because, hand on my heart, you're not there.
39:36Can I do that a bit harder?
39:37Yes, please.
39:38I've just made my mind up.
39:40Accept it, I'm Pika, be a big girl and make light of it.
39:44But you know what I'll do?
39:45I'll tolerate you.
39:46Hi and bye, hi and bye.
39:48I am now going to draw a line under the sand.
39:51I'll move on.
39:52Oh, let's move on.
39:53Love you too.
40:00Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
40:03What is going on?
40:05Why is she doing this?
40:07Because, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:12Just seeing all the girls' faces,
40:14I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:19I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:21I am so emotional right now.
40:24There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:28Oh, no.
40:29I've not been able to tell you for some time,
40:32because I don't know how.
40:33Oh, no, because I think you're dying.
40:35Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:36Yeah, it's hard.
40:37I'm going to start with you.
40:40Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever
40:45to have come into my life.
40:47I've met you at school, and you're that type of girl,
40:50even if you're going through a shit time,
40:52you just put a smile on your face.
40:54Everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:56Yeah, they do.
40:57I'm really confused.
40:59I'm just hoping that she's OK.
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me,
41:03and I'm actually panicking.
41:09Rachel, I love you so much.
41:11I can't even tell you,
41:12and I think this has been the hardest thing,
41:14is how am I going to tell you what I need to tell you?
41:17The team is scaring me now.
41:19I feel really unnerved.
41:22I just need her to say it.
41:23I just need her to say what is wrong.
41:26You have been the best friend ever, yeah?
41:31And, you know, Rachel, you're right,
41:33she can be frosty.
41:36And she can be hard.
41:37But one thing, once you break her,
41:40she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:42And, Pika, I am so sorry.
41:45You don't have greasy hair.
41:46You don't have greasy skin.
41:48You definitely don't have saggy tics.
41:50They are everything that I have right now.
41:53I take it back.
41:55If I did say it, I am so...
41:56I can't hear you.
41:59Seema, apologies accepted.
42:01But do I trust you?
42:02No.
42:03Will I ever let you close to me?
42:05No.
42:06Does it really matter anymore?
42:07No.
42:08Just move along the bus.
42:10Sheena.
42:12I know we've not known each other that long,
42:14but we are the OCD queens.
42:17We are so fussy at every level.
42:20I love everything about you.
42:21Just keep being you.
42:23Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:26Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:29And Paige?
42:30Oh!
42:31You know what?
42:32I brought you into this friendship group.
42:34And how we got to where we got.
42:36And I'm sorry for anything I've done to upset you.
42:40I just want you to enjoy this group because it's the best.
42:43Seema's just said so many great and lovely things about all the girls in this group.
42:48She's come to myself and Sheena.
42:50And are we at the tail end?
42:52Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:54So, guys, I'm leaving Jesha.
42:59And I'm moving to Dubai.
43:02I can't believe she's going.
43:04This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:07I don't know, you can say, oh, you'll go over there, you'll catch up,
43:10but it's not going to be the same.
43:13I'm sad.
43:14I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:17I just don't know what to do without her.
43:19Are you winding me up?
43:21I thought you was dying, at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:24I'm in bits here.
43:25My heart's going like the clappers.
43:27And you're just going, Dubai, I'll see you in Dubai.
43:29If I could book you a first-class ticket tomorrow, Seema,
43:33bon voyage.
43:34I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:35I wish you well.
43:36Bye.
43:38Why are you crying?
43:39Because I love it.
43:41It's exciting.
43:43I can't rip you.
43:45Oh, my God.
43:46I thought you said you were going to die.
43:48You know, even though I've said it,
43:51I feel empty.
43:55I actually feel like all these memories
43:58that we've made,
44:00I'm just going to miss them.
44:03Oh, Rachel.
44:07I knew this was going to happen.
44:08My biggest worry was telling you,
44:10I knew, and I knew this,
44:12I knew this would be like...
44:14Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:17I did not see it coming at all.
44:19I actually just want to go home.
44:21I don't want to be around anyone.
44:22I want to go home and cry.
44:26With that done,
44:27all I want now
44:29is to make some good memories,
44:31have some good times,
44:32and I want no drama.
44:35But we'll see if that lasts.
44:38Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:41You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to,
44:44so I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift.
44:46Yeah, literally a lot of virginal, Mark.
44:49I just can't go for the show.
44:51I was not being judgmental.
44:55Saying that we don't really know each other
44:58was a bit bizarre.
44:59Oh, my God!
45:01Look at you!
45:02Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:04You've just said to me,
45:06our relationship is just surface level.
45:07That's how it feels.
45:11Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:14Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:15Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:17Oh, my God!
45:18Oh, my God!
45:18Oh, my God!
45:19Oh, my God!
45:19Oh, my God!
45:20Oh, my God!
45:20Oh, my God!
45:21Oh, my God!
45:21Oh, my God!
45:22Oh, my God!
45:22Oh, my God!
45:24Oh, my God!
45:24Oh, my God!
45:26Oh, my God!
45:27Oh, my God!
45:28Oh, my God!
45:32Oh, my God!
45:34Oh, my God!
45:35Oh, my God!
45:45Gracias por ver el video.
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