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00:02Got my jugs out!
00:04You got some sweet jugs here, babe.
00:06Well, one's sweet and the other's unsweet.
00:08Nothing excites buyers like some big old jugs.
00:11Hello!
00:12Of iced tea!
00:13A hydrated buyer is a motivated buyer, babe.
00:17And I'm going to keep everybody happy, hydrated, and motivated to buy.
00:22Motivates me.
00:26When storage units are abandoned...
00:28Go, look at this one!
00:31...the treasures within...
00:34...are put up for auction.
00:36I think I scored on this.
00:36Throw it to me!
00:38400!
00:39Woo!
00:40Ha, ha, ha!
00:40M-O-N-E-Y!
00:44Are you ready?
00:44Yeah!
00:47Banning, California.
00:49Here Ivy Calvin come.
00:51And I ain't saving the day.
00:52I'm just stealing the day.
00:54Every unit, all the units, the best unit.
00:56Hide your jewelry.
00:57Lock your safes.
00:58They're going to think it's an inside job.
01:00Like I just know what's in the unit before the door opens.
01:03I got that ESP.
01:05Extra special powers.
01:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09I'm not even there yet.
01:10And I can see totes, chairs, lots of tools.
01:15Those buyers don't even stand a chance.
01:17Woo!
01:18They're going to think I'm cheating.
01:19Ha, ha, ha!
01:23I am headed out to Banning, California today.
01:27It is really far away.
01:30It's really hot.
01:31It's going to be a really long day.
01:33But I'm going to be positive because if I'm negative,
01:37I'm going to have negative things happen.
01:39Today's going to be fantastic.
01:41It's going to be great.
01:42It's a positive.
01:43So positive Passanti today.
01:46I'm positive that my positive attitude
01:49is going to get me a great locker.
01:50So you negative Nancys can kick rocks.
01:54Everything's going to be great.
01:59Oh, Banning, gas is back.
02:03Can't do it.
02:05Banning, you in trouble, boy.
02:08Last time you pulled the bamboozles on me,
02:10you know, it was raining, cold.
02:13Mother's nature is working her magic.
02:15The damn unit.
02:16I paid some money for that unit.
02:18Wasn't nothing in there, bro.
02:20Empty file cabinet.
02:22Empty.
02:23So guess what?
02:24Kenny coming to get some revenge.
02:26There'll be no empty lockers today, Banning.
02:29I'm coming for the good stuff.
02:36You know, today, I think I'm going to try a different strategy.
02:39I'm going to try to, like, stealthily do
02:42some strategic eavesdropping.
02:45Kind of, like, cozy up to my fellow buyers.
02:49Maybe I can get some good, free advice from them
02:51without them knowing it.
02:53Today, the name of the game is Slive Box.
02:56Those other buyers, they won't even notice that I'm here.
02:59See?
03:00Because, you know, that's what I'm known for, subtlety.
03:04Oh, the gang's all here.
03:05Look at that.
03:08Would you like some tea, my darling?
03:10I know you like unsweet.
03:11I'll take a little one.
03:12Well, I mean, I'm either way.
03:13But I'll do this.
03:14Just to lighten your load, I'll take some of yours.
03:17Yeah.
03:18So I said to him in the car,
03:20you haven't even noticed I have my jugs out.
03:23That's a good one.
03:24And he looked at me and I go,
03:25imagine having to carry these around all day.
03:27Come on, now.
03:28Ivy, what do you think this is?
03:31Moonshine.
03:33Would you like some sweet moonshine
03:36or unsweetened moonshine?
03:37Oh, I like it sweet.
03:39Okay.
03:39Pour some sugar on Ivy, baby.
03:41Oh, look at you.
03:43Now, that looks like a tea drinker.
03:44Hey, welcome.
03:45What'd you keep?
03:46Today, I'm keeping our buyers happy and hydrated.
03:48Oh, that's lovely.
03:50And are you a tea drinker?
03:51Oh, I love a tea.
03:52Yes, girl.
03:52I'm from Texas.
03:53Am I drinking tea right?
03:54Or is it supposed to be like this?
03:56That's it.
03:57You got it.
03:58Sorry, love.
03:59Hey.
04:00Grab a cup.
04:01We're at a big hydrating thing today.
04:03Oh, she showed up with the hooch?
04:06Yeah.
04:06Tell me when, honey.
04:08Oh, I'm good.
04:09I'd like to make a toast.
04:10Yeah, all right.
04:11Okay.
04:12Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.
04:17Wow!
04:19Down we go!
04:21Do you guys feel a little tipsy?
04:23I mean, a little...
04:24I kind of do.
04:24I do!
04:25Are we hammered right now?
04:27I don't know.
04:28I think we're hammered right now.
04:29What else is in this?
04:30Moonshine.
04:31Well, thanks for the hooch.
04:32You're welcome.
04:33For legal purposes, I've been asked to read the following statement.
04:36I did not spike the iced tea.
04:40Welcome to the auction.
04:41We're down in Lord Austin.
04:42And before you go through the stage, you need to know the rules.
04:44You're going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door,
04:46and give you five minutes to take a look around.
04:48You can't go inside.
04:48You can't open any boxes.
04:50And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can own it today.
04:52Are you ready?
04:53Yeah!
04:55All right, let's go, folks!
04:57Do-si-do, round we go.
05:00All right, folks!
05:01Our first two units this way, everyone!
05:08Ooh!
05:09Good stuff in that locker.
05:10Good stuff?
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Okay, all right.
05:13I don't know.
05:14I can see it.
05:15Your mind's eye, your third eye.
05:17Uh-uh.
05:19All right, folks!
05:2010 by 15!
05:22Get a good look.
05:23Do not go inside.
05:27Well, I like what I see so far.
05:28Engine hoist, dolly, levels.
05:31Ooh!
05:32Fishing some spider wire, which I like the most out of everything in here.
05:34Oh, yeah!
05:36Dang it!
05:37I got to keep my big mouth shut.
05:39This is a man's man unit.
05:41Wow, wow!
05:42Ain't that something?
05:43When I look at power tools and things like that, I know I get excited.
05:47You do?
05:48Yeah.
05:48I mean, when a man uses a power tool, I like it even better.
05:52That's my problem, because I don't know how to use them.
05:54Oh, really?
05:55No, all I know I do is hit a hammer.
05:56Well, Danny could teach you.
05:58Oh, yeah.
05:58Oh, yeah.
05:59Oh, yeah.
05:59That's how he got me.
06:01Yeah, they got a lot of garage tools right here, bro.
06:04I know this is going to go high.
06:06It's neat.
06:07They got an American flag back there.
06:08This is a good unit.
06:10They even got the Captain American shield over there.
06:12I could probably use that to knock off some of these runner-up bids
06:16that they'll be trying to run you up on.
06:17This looks lovely.
06:20It's not necessarily anything that I need, but tools are always very sellable and easily
06:27sellable because everybody needs them.
06:31It's probably going to go for a lot, but I will take a stab at it.
06:38Okay, well, I think I'm actually agreeing with what Brandy said.
06:44It's clean, but it's tool heavy.
06:47At least it's labeled.
06:49Wow.
06:49All right.
06:50I didn't learn anything new, but it validated what I already believe in my core.
06:55Yeah.
06:55You can fix anything in the world with this, even your turlet.
06:59Oh.
06:59Like your what?
07:00Even your turlet.
07:01Oh!
07:02They got to plunge them.
07:04Wow.
07:06I got a little weekend warrior unit for you.
07:08If you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
07:09Here we go.
07:10You go, I'm going to be a fix-it dad like me.
07:11Buy one of these.
07:12Here we go.
07:13Now it's money.
07:13What's your pleasure?
07:13What's your pay?
07:14I give you five, one of the five hundred.
07:15Five, one of the two hundred.
07:16Now three.
07:17I got two, two, three, one of the three, three, one of the three hundred.
07:19Four, four, five, five, one of the five hundred.
07:21I got four hundred.
07:21Now five.
07:22Four there.
07:23Five where?
07:23Five now.
07:23Four hundred, four, fifty.
07:24Go in one.
07:25I got four, four, four and a half.
07:26One of the five, one of the five, one of the five hundred.
07:28Five and a half.
07:28Six hundred, six and a half.
07:29I got six and a half.
07:30One of the seven.
07:31I've got seven hundred, seven and a half there.
07:32Eight hundred now.
07:33I thought we were friends.
07:34Seven hundred.
07:35One of the eight hundred, eight hundred, eight hundred, eight hundred, nine.
07:37You manifested that.
07:38I didn't touch you.
07:39Yes you did.
07:40You said this one's going to go for a lot.
07:41I heard you.
07:42It's your fault.
07:44Nine.
07:44One of the nine, nine.
07:45One of the nine.
07:45One of the nine.
07:46One of the nine.
07:46One of the nine.
07:46One of the nine fifty now.
07:48Nine hundred, nine fifty, nine and a half.
07:49One of the nine fifty now.
07:50One thousand bucks, a thousand there.
07:52One thousand fifty now.
07:53I got a thousand fifty now.
07:54Eleven, eleven hundred, eleven hundred, eleven hundred, eleven and a half, eleven fifty.
07:57Eleven and a half and a half, twelve.
07:58One of the twelve and a half.
07:59Twelve hundred, twelve and a half.
08:00Thirteen.
08:01One of the thirteen and a half.
08:02One of the thirteen and a half.
08:02One of the thirteen and a half.
08:02One of the thirteen fifty.
08:03You're at thirteen hundred.
08:04Thirteen and a half.
08:05One of the thirteen fifty going once.
08:05$1,350 going twice.
08:07That's a final call.
08:08$1,350 an hour.
08:09Woo-hoo!
08:10All right.
08:10$1,500.
08:12You got it, Heidi.
08:13According to my ESP, I see myself checking out
08:16this locker right now.
08:19This is money already.
08:22Woo.
08:23All good-looking tools, hammers, cutters, level,
08:27name brand stuff.
08:28$200 bucket.
08:30Golly, $30.
08:32All righty, all righty, all righty.
08:35Woo.
08:36Be good, be great.
08:38I'll take you out on a date.
08:40Ah!
08:41Guess I won't.
08:42Oh, helps if you're smarter than the box you're opening.
08:46There we go.
08:48Woo!
08:48Look at it, all brand new.
08:50$50 worth.
08:52I have no idea what that worth.
08:54I think it's like a portable cone.
08:56It's what the teacher make you put on your head when you're bad
08:59in the old days.
08:59Put that on your head, stand in the corner.
09:02$5.
09:04Come out, come out, wherever you are.
09:07Everything in great condition.
09:08Look at that.
09:09Just a little dust.
09:10Easy $50.
09:12Uh-oh, this one got a little more weight.
09:16Woo, what we got?
09:17All right, all these tools.
09:22$175, counting the case they came with.
09:26Sawzall, looks to be in great condition.
09:28$50.
09:29$35, bottom and top, but I'll use it for a table.
09:33All right, we got a heavy one here.
09:34Look at these nice bags.
09:37Wow, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
09:42These guys here have went up in price so much over the years.
09:45If you go to somewhere to buy one of these, it'll cost you $19
09:47just for that little dude right there, especially since it's metal.
09:50Woo, this is at least a $250 bag.
09:53All right, nice little clamp.
09:56Ooh, these guys right here cost you so much.
10:00Those and those.
10:01These are the expensive tools right here.
10:02At least another $200 box.
10:05Let's do two at a time.
10:08Wow, all craftsmen screwdrivers.
10:10This bag right here, $100.
10:12Wow, look at that.
10:14Another $100 bag right here.
10:17Another Voyager bag.
10:19Wow, that's beautiful.
10:24A whole entire thing of sockets.
10:26$200 bag.
10:27Maybe I really do got special powers.
10:29Pick a number, one to 10.
10:31Okay.
10:32Is it eight?
10:33No, it's three.
10:34Aw, kind of looks like an eight.
10:35But the last bag that I see in here feels like hand tools.
10:39Yes, it is.
10:40Got another $150 bag right here.
10:43Wow, this power right here has got all my money back.
10:46Now, this is gravy.
10:53Well, right here we have car jacks.
10:56Heavy, light, and medium.
10:57$25, $20, $15.
11:00All right, right here we have a engine holder.
11:03Put your engine right there, screw it in, engine right there,
11:05and it just holds and you can work on it,
11:06rebuild it right there.
11:08This thing right here is a good $100.
11:10Oh, cha-ching.
11:13I bet they're all pneumatic tools.
11:15All right, wow, nice little DeWalt with a charger,
11:17two batteries.
11:19One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight cases,
11:23$250.
11:24Almost to the end.
11:26Oh, we got some paint blowers, AC fixer uppers,
11:31another $150 tote right there.
11:34All right, one after this one.
11:35What are you?
11:37Contractor's kit, another $100 box.
11:39And the last one of the day.
11:41Ah, finish with a bang, finish with a bang.
11:44Got a nice little jigsaw, put that in there.
11:47Cut your name out.
11:48Right here, another $100 box.
11:49Whoo, what a great day in banning.
11:51My day's not over yet.
11:53Let's hope my ESP sees another great locker.
11:55Now let me get back to the auction where the other tools are.
12:00All right, get a good look, everyone.
12:02Oh.
12:03Whoa, look at this one.
12:04Nice.
12:08Wow, I love this room already.
12:11Mini fridge, dolly, cast iron.
12:13Wow, all the things I love about a room are right up front.
12:16Wow, look at that.
12:17Got some float wood right there to make you something cool.
12:19Maybe a table.
12:20Got a treasure chest there, a treasure chest there.
12:22Look at that lamp.
12:23It's probably a $300 lamp back there.
12:25Everything's so neat, everything's so nice.
12:27You're going to buy a room, this is the room you buy.
12:29Yep, yep, pretty much everything Ivy said.
12:32Yep, just what he said.
12:34See a little couch.
12:37There's dolls in here.
12:38Might be a couple of decent household items
12:41I can use for staging and some.
12:43The dolls are quite the deterrent, but it's clean.
12:47So I'll stab it, see if we can get it.
12:50That's an eight slice toaster back there.
12:52Yeah, the mirror right there.
12:54Mirrors, mirrors on the walls.
12:55Who's going to get this today, Kenny?
12:58Here we go now with somebody.
12:59What are you going to pay and say?
13:00And what are you thinking?
13:00How much?
13:00100.
13:01I got $100.
13:02I got $100.
13:02What about $200?
13:02What about $200?
13:04$300.
13:05$300.
13:05$300.
13:06$500.
13:07$600.
13:08$600.
13:08$700.
13:09$700.
13:11$700.
13:11$700.
13:12$700.
13:12$700.
13:13$700.
13:13$800 now.
13:14$800.
13:24$800.
13:24$700 now.
13:25$1,100 there.
13:26$1,500.
13:27$1,500.
13:27$1,500.
13:28$1,500.
13:28$1,500.
13:29$1,500 going once.
13:30$1,500 going twice.
13:31$1,500.
13:31$1,500 a night.
13:33Woo-hoo!
13:34$1,100 a blue feather brandy.
13:37Oh!
13:39$1,100 is a little more than I wanted to spend, but positive vibes only.
13:46$700.
13:49All right folks.
13:5010 by 20.
13:5210 by 20.
13:58Yeah, this just is tore up from the neck up.
14:03I'm gonna pass on this sister.
14:05Oh lord!
14:06Okay.
14:07Blinking logs are cool.
14:09Except they're all broken out of their bag.
14:12This thing's beat up.
14:12I'm gonna let someone else have this one and I'm gonna move on to the next one
14:17because it's gonna be so much better than this I know it positive positive
14:26she gonna let me have the dirty one I mean I gotta say this looks like an
14:32epic amount of work however I do see a couple cool things like this cart it's
14:37kind of vintage this is a cute little table all of these things are giving me
14:42a feeling of some some vintage but whoa what a bunch of work what do you think
14:50everything's old in here everything's vintage that's some Kennedy boxes down
14:53there old-school filing cabinets not a lot scares me but that scares me see that
14:59avalanche right there oh yeah yeah yeah that I don't like that I don't like that
15:04lockers a mess but then again I've scored on ones that look way worse
15:09all right let's do this I can make it happen it's mid and dirty 500 500 500 500
15:14500 500 for the Lincoln logs how about five dollars I'll take five bucks
15:19and find a damn what it's never written a devil of a $10 right there 10 10 25 25 what
15:24have
15:24been 25 to 30 35 35 to 40 40 45 45 45 45 50 now 60 60 60 70 70
15:3480 80 bucks 80 anywhere
15:3580 there 99 1 100 100 100 bucks there 100 and a half one and a half what have been
15:40two
15:40what have been two two two two two two two two two and a half one three three three three
15:44three three
15:44and a half four hundred three to have one one at least you're out four four four four fifty now
15:48i thought i was gonna get it for five dollars
15:51it's almost the same and five five one of a five hundred five another hundred sure
15:54yes 500 500 500 five and a quarter five and a half five fifty five and a quarter five and
16:03a half
16:03that's 600 that's it you come on 600 going to watch six there six and a half
16:08is it you i think six fifty six seventy five now i don't know who it is 700 725
16:14is it who is it who is it you i got seven a quarter seven seven seven fifty seven fifty
16:19seven fifty
16:26me
16:38are you eight eight where 800 800 now i feel like a fool well it's all up to you are
16:44you 800 800
16:46$800, $800 going twice, $775, all they know, $2, all they know, $800, $800, $825, I'll get $800.
16:52He says he's out.
16:53$800, $825, all the wants, $4 twice, less, I'm planning a call, anybody else, $800.
16:58What have I done?
16:58$25,000, so you're sure to act.
17:00You got it.
17:03If this locker's great, I'll have to thank Ivy.
17:06But if it's not, well, he just better watch out.
17:10Was that scary?
17:19Here we go.
17:20Whoa, look at this one.
17:2210 by 25.
17:27Got some heavy pianos in there.
17:29It looks like a nice unit there for nobody.
17:33You ain't gonna make no money.
17:36I like what I see, but I got to make everybody think that it's a stinky locker so they wouldn't
17:42want it.
17:42And that's some smart thinking, right, Chip?
17:46I don't know about this right here.
17:48It's gonna be like a lot of work.
17:52There's a lot of stuff in here.
17:54Whale.
17:55Uh-oh, tiptoe bandit.
17:59This old desk is beautiful.
18:01It's just, you know, looks very heavy.
18:04It's gigantic.
18:05It's huge.
18:05It's gigantic.
18:06That's a big, that's a big desk.
18:08It's a big desk.
18:09Big desk.
18:09Big desk.
18:10Grandfather clock's also heavy.
18:12It's definitely, it's a big furniture and it's, it's not new and not old enough.
18:16And it's stuff that I can't use.
18:19But it is, it is beautiful.
18:20Once it's cleaned up, it's probably really nice.
18:22It's just probably not for me personally.
18:25But I hope whoever gets it loves it.
18:28That's positive, right?
18:30Ooh, got some concrete work equipment right there.
18:32Oh man, I hate roll top desk.
18:35That's 500 pounds.
18:37Ooh, look at that old teak wood statue right there.
18:41That's a sweep.
18:42What's that right there?
18:43Tick repellent?
18:44Is that what that is?
18:45You can't ever have too much of that.
18:46I don't like this room already.
18:49Repellent, not a tractor.
18:52God, this looks like a great locker.
18:54I don't need any other buyers to tell me that this is a good locker.
18:58They got, they got nothing but a piano in there.
19:00Like three pianos, y'all don't want to move that s***.
19:04It's huge.
19:06It would be days of work, but we'll see what it goes for.
19:10I'm curious.
19:11Do you know what that is?
19:12That's a glass casket.
19:14And they put the head at this, and it's very rare.
19:16Mm-hmm, very rare.
19:18So that the worms can see you, but they can't get to you.
19:22Throw it over at $5.
19:24Get out of here.
19:25All right, we got a nice little glass casket unit in it.
19:27If you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
19:28And here we go, number 20.
19:29And what's your pleasure on this one?
19:31$100 there.
19:31What about two?
19:32What about two?
19:32What about two?
19:33Two, three, three, four.
19:34All right, why is she going to do it?
19:35Three, three, three, three, three, three, one, two, three, four.
19:38I got 400 here, 500 where?
19:39400 down, five, four.
19:40Are you bidding five?
19:41Five, five, five, five, five, five hundred?
19:42Yeah, you ain't got a point there.
19:43500, five and a half, five and a half, I got five and a half.
19:46I got 500 and 600, 6 and a half, 650.
19:476 and a half, I got 700, 700, 7 and a half, 7 and a half.
19:518,800, 8,800, 880, 8,800, 8,800, 8,800, 8,800, 8,800.
19:56Boy, you're a cold-blooded-ass dude, boy.
19:58That's where to go.
19:581 over 900.
20:001 over 990.
20:011 over 950.
20:011 over 950.
20:021 over 950.
20:041 over 900.
20:04You're a cold-blooded boy.
20:05I got 9, 1 over 945.
20:06Your money ain't welcome here boys.
20:07You're a 900.
20:08950.
20:08Boy, twice.
20:09Last of the recall.
20:10Oh, at $9.99.
20:11Thank you, folks.
20:12Thank you, folks.
20:12You got a $900.
20:13Big bucks.
20:14Give me your $900.
20:16That's why money ain't welcome.
20:17Thank you, sir.
20:19Folks, that's the end of the auction.
20:20And don't forget to pay the lady, everyone.
20:22See you in the office.
20:24Yo, Brenda.
20:25You missed me already?
20:26Yeah.
20:27I think I bit off a little bit more than I could chew.
20:31I need some help, homegirl.
20:33I called Bozak.
20:35I'm going to come back tomorrow and have him help me.
20:36For real?
20:36Maybe he can help us both.
20:38That'll be cool, girl.
20:39Should I come back out here tomorrow?
20:40Hell, yeah.
20:41Want to make the drive?
20:42All right.
20:42All right.
20:42We'll help you.
20:43We'll see you tomorrow.
20:45Oh, man.
20:56It's great, right?
20:57To tackle this disaster, I brought full safety gear
21:00and my buddy, MK, who's real big and strong
21:04and can save me from the possible trash-a-lanch.
21:07All right.
21:07This is why.
21:11Now that's functional.
21:13Oh, wow.
21:14Okay.
21:14Brought you for a reason.
21:15Thanks, MK.
21:16A hunky hamburger helper.
21:18We got two dustbusters.
21:1920 bucks for the pair.
21:22Oh, no.
21:22That's a great little table.
21:24Oh, it's good.
21:2440 bucks.
21:25This is a great old craftsman toolbox.
21:28Clean that up.
21:29Oh, look at this.
21:30This is great.
21:31Yeah, that was cool.
21:32Fold out action.
21:3350 bucks.
21:36There he is.
21:37Oh, wow.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:38I love this toolbox.
21:39Look at that color.
21:40Yeah, it's so good.
21:42It's in great shape.
21:42Not rusty.
21:43I feel like this whole thing is just a piece of art.
21:46$100.
21:48Ooh.
21:49This is a very nice piece of lace.
21:52Like, still wrapped in tissue paper.
21:54I'm gonna say this is $125 piece of lace.
21:57Camera stuff.
21:58Ooh.
21:59Yeah, this looks like it's probably mid-century.
22:01Made in Japan.
22:03There's a bag with some more film rolls.
22:06Oh, some lenses.
22:07All right, cool.
22:07I think we're looking at $600 with the camera
22:10and all of the equipment.
22:12Collection of binoculars.
22:14Binoculars.
22:16MK?
22:17Oh, I see you.
22:18Hi.
22:19Thank goodness we wore these high-visibility vests.
22:21Yep.
22:22$200 for collection of binoculars.
22:25Look at this great little trunk.
22:27It's so cute.
22:28This is, like, old, old doll clothes.
22:32Oh, look at the little drawers full of little vintage doll clothes.
22:36People collect this stuff for sure.
22:38$150.
22:39This is an antique fishing basket.
22:42It's got something in it.
22:43Is it a pile of cash?
22:45Ooh.
22:46Ooh.
22:46What the heck?
22:49Made in France.
22:51Look at all these neat shapes.
22:55Oh, look.
22:56What are they?
22:57Molds?
22:58They're chocolate molds.
22:59Oh, cool.
23:00Yeah, so you can do, like, chocolate sculpture kind of things.
23:03Oh, this is awesome.
23:04Oh, yeah, like...
23:05Okay, let's set these aside because I feel like they might be...
23:07Maybe they were stolen from the Louvre.
23:10You can't steal anything from the Louvre.
23:12Okay, we're gonna put this somewhere over here in the special pile.
23:17Those look like more baking mold things.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Oh, it's a little, like, champagne bottles.
23:22Oh, how cute.
23:23For a little champagne bottle chocolates.
23:25These molds really made an impression on me.
23:27Now I just gotta find out how much they're worth.
23:29Look at this.
23:30It's so cool.
23:31It's super heavy.
23:36Uh-oh.
23:39Horse and carriage.
23:40$100 for that.
23:41That's very collectible.
23:42Some vintage toy cars.
23:44Oh, they're all in the boxes, too.
23:46I think this is my favorite car.
23:48It's the Volvo 1225.
23:51How cute is that?
23:52Seven of these little vintage cars in their original packaging.
23:56I'm gonna say $150.
23:57A lot of this seems to be trash.
23:59Trash, trash.
24:01All trash.
24:01Trash.
24:02I think this is actual trash.
24:04Trash.
24:05Trash.
24:06Trash.
24:06It's looking like all trash back here.
24:08I'm gonna carry you out.
24:10Oh, God.
24:10You okay?
24:11I'm okay.
24:11Now I've been accused of getting carried away before, but come on.
24:15This is ridiculous.
24:16This was definitely, we had to work for these treasures, didn't we?
24:18We've had to work hard.
24:19Yeah.
24:20I went to a dark place there for a while.
24:22And we still have those chocolate molds to find out the value of.
24:25That'll just be the dessert at the end of the entree.
24:30This one's pretty clean compared to all the other ones.
24:33Is it?
24:34Oh, yeah.
24:34All right.
24:35You're gonna be surprised.
24:36I'm hoping so.
24:38It's much better.
24:39All right.
24:39Than the others.
24:40What do we got?
24:44You are actually right.
24:46Wow.
24:47For once.
24:48For once.
24:49Like, it's even got a welcoming back.
24:51Even Bozak's riding the positivity train.
24:53He didn't even have one single jackass-y thing to say about this locker.
24:57Have you checked these bad girls out?
25:01Actually, they're pretty, I don't know.
25:03Oxidized?
25:04Yeah.
25:05That's flavor.
25:06On the stock?
25:07Flavor.
25:08Okay.
25:09I still like 50 bucks.
25:10All right.
25:11Let's clean them.
25:12Watch out.
25:13I mean, since this is nicer, I'll be a little bit more careful.
25:16Is that a spittoon?
25:20Skin moisturizer?
25:21That's from head to toe.
25:22Is this for milking?
25:24Milking?
25:24Yeah.
25:25Is that for, like, for broken cows?
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28It is.
25:29That's for broken cows.
25:30Yeah.
25:30I have nipples.
25:31Can you milk me?
25:33Come on.
25:34Let me see.
25:35Just put that up through there like this.
25:36Oh, sweet .
25:38Come on.
25:40I mean, like.
25:42You're a solid, like, C-cup, right?
25:44So we'll probably get something out of there.
25:46I'm down to a B-cup, thank you.
25:48We're gonna move on, but this thing, I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:51Are these expensive?
25:51I don't know, but really cool.
25:53We should definitely go see a dairy farmer.
25:57Oh.
25:58What the?
25:59Look at all these Nintendo DS games.
26:02Ooh, Pokemon are going for Cray Cray right now.
26:05All right.
26:05Super Cray.
26:06Yeah?
26:07Mm-hmm.
26:07You're gonna keep saying Cray?
26:08Super Mario 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, 20 bucks.
26:11This little thing, five bucks.
26:14Wow.
26:14Hmm.
26:15Okay.
26:15Let's take a little cool, um.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Hodgepodge.
26:20Done.
26:22Stop it.
26:23Stop it.
26:24Stop it.
26:26I'll grease you up.
26:27If I had a dollar for every DM that I got like that, I could've retired years ago.
26:33I'm gonna say, with the jack stands and all this, there's probably 50 bucks in here.
26:38I agree.
26:3910 bucks, pizza maker.
26:41What do we got?
26:42What do we got?
26:42What do we got?
26:42This is a lot.
26:43This is good.
26:43Yes.
26:44PS3, Wii controller, and...
26:46Yeah.
26:47GameCube.
26:48Between the games and the two consoles, this gotta be 300 bucks right here.
26:51Oh!
26:52Here we go.
26:52Is that more milking stuff?
26:54It is, actually, and it's heavy.
26:56Yes!
26:57Here, you take that.
26:58Okay.
26:59Should be more nipples to milk.
27:01Look at the whole processor!
27:03This is cool.
27:04We can, like, just do, like, mobile milking.
27:07Yeah.
27:08We can just go door-to-door and milk cows.
27:10Yeah, bows, because so many people own cows in L.A.
27:14Ooh!
27:15Ooh!
27:16Hold on.
27:19Oh, toys?
27:20Well, you got more little collectible toys?
27:22Yeah.
27:22Katniss, Harley Quinn.
27:2450 bucks in toys in there.
27:26Another, like, $50 box of DVDs.
27:28I found two PS2s.
27:30Bunch of games.
27:32Another PS2?
27:33PS3, sorry.
27:34Oh, wow!
27:34Two DSs.
27:35This is money, money, money right here.
27:37Between the three DSs, the PS3, two PS2s.
27:40All the controllers, all the games.
27:42A thousand bucks.
27:42How y'all doing over here?
27:45Is that a kitty?
27:46Oh, hey!
27:46That is a kitty.
27:47I'm just hoping y'all didn't forget about the deal we made.
27:50What deal did we make?
27:51You know that.
27:52Oh, I pimped you out.
27:53What?
27:53Whoops.
27:54Probably you should have told Bozak.
27:56Positive that I meant to.
27:58Oh, these are cool.
27:59Yeah, oh.
28:00When she's still liking dolls.
28:01When they're Barbie.
28:02Oh, there you go.
28:03Yeah, that's the only time.
28:04Ooh, that's a cool one.
28:05These are pretty collectible.
28:06I'd probably say at least 300 bucks.
28:08300 bucks, great.
28:09You got that curio cabinet.
28:10Okay.
28:11That china cabinet, this piano.
28:13The rocking chair.
28:14The rocking chair, a couch, a couple of end tables.
28:17And the mini fridge.
28:19And the mini fridge.
28:19You got about a thousand in furniture back there.
28:21Great.
28:22A hold the power of positivity, and hopefully that cow stuff
28:25will milk even more profit out of this locker.
28:28On to the next.
28:31Let's be set.
28:34MK and I are off to meet with Top This Chocolate's
28:37Chief Executive Chocologist, Shana Elson.
28:41She'll be able to tell us if our baking molds are
28:44bitter or sweet.
28:47Welcome to my chocolate factory.
28:50Ooh.
28:51Wonka.
28:52Wonka herself.
28:53Okay, so I brought these exciting.
28:56Oh, wow.
28:57Let's see what you got.
28:58Yeah, it has something to do with chocolate making.
29:01This is for making little molded chocolate bottles that you can fill with some boozy filling.
29:08So fun.
29:09But so how do you make it so it's just like the shell of the bottle?
29:13You actually clip these sides together, fill this with chocolate, pour it out so that the chocolate is just coating
29:23the sides.
29:24Oh.
29:24Wait for that to harden.
29:26Then pipe your boozy filling and then cap off the bottom with chocolate.
29:33And hopefully when you open it up again, they come out smoothly and nicely under these beautiful little liquor bottles.
29:40So cute.
29:41I can see this company, Le Ton Fils.
29:45This company goes back to 1814 in France.
29:49Wow.
29:50The very beginning of chocolate molding, because before that chocolate was liquid.
29:56Yes.
29:56Wait, back up.
29:57Yes.
29:58Chocolate used to be a beverage?
30:00It was only a beverage until the industrial revolution when they figured out how to turn chocolate into the bars
30:08that we know today.
30:09Wow.
30:10They turned a liquid into a solid.
30:13Science.
30:14This mold is made out of iron and coated in tin.
30:19Wow.
30:20Nobody makes molds like this anymore.
30:22Chocolatiers do not use metal.
30:24These days things are supposed to be made out of food safe material.
30:28Yeah.
30:28It's easier to clean.
30:30It's less likely to get any metals in your food.
30:34But these things were used for over a hundred years until plastic came in.
30:40And there's more.
30:41Look at this cute little box.
30:43Ooh, magi fleur.
30:46Ooh.
30:46What does that mean, magi fleur?
30:48It means magic flower.
30:50Okay, so these are for making detailed chocolate flowers.
30:55You can see the detail on the brass.
30:57Those flowers can be used to decorate wedding cakes or other pastries.
31:02They're going to be very delicate, very thin.
31:04These things are a lot of fun to work with.
31:07So are these more like a stamp?
31:09You're supposed to freeze these so that you actually dip it in liquid chocolate.
31:13Then you're going to wait for the chocolate to dry and hopefully the flower comes off and it's a chocolate
31:21flower.
31:22You don't see these anymore these days.
31:24If you wanted to make a chocolate flower, you would probably use a mold.
31:27So you would pour the chocolate in the mold and then unmold it.
31:30Right.
31:30I would say these are probably made in 1979 and I doubt that they made them much after that.
31:38So this is a really rare find.
31:39Do you think that these would make me a chocolate a lot of money or a chocolate little bit of
31:44money?
31:44This one, I would say, and you know, it is in really good condition.
31:49I don't see too many scratches.
31:52It's so old, so rare.
31:56It's probably worth about $300.
32:00$300 for that one?
32:01Yes.
32:03Okay.
32:04Let's just keep layering on the richness.
32:06They're in really good condition.
32:08Look at this beautiful detail.
32:10Like I said, you can't buy these.
32:12They don't make them anymore.
32:13I think you could get $500.
32:18$500?
32:20Yeah.
32:21Now that's some rich chocolate molds.
32:24We're rich.
32:25Lisa's rich.
32:26And I am hitching my wagon to a winner.
32:32Hey, close your eyes.
32:33I want you to be surprised.
32:34Okay.
32:35I close my eyes.
32:37You may open now.
32:41I'm going back to y'all.
32:42Oh, no.
32:43I got you.
32:44I hope.
32:44Let's see what we got.
32:45If I'm going to get my revenge on Banny, I'm going to need all the help I can get.
32:50Watch the casket.
32:52It might help him.
32:52Let it go.
32:53Whoa.
32:53Whoa.
32:54Whoa.
32:56It's good.
32:57This is some dusty sonic speakers.
32:59Look at this.
33:00They got wires and .
33:01Say 50 bucks.
33:02But how much for the coffin?
33:03That's not a coffin.
33:04It's a display case.
33:06For what?
33:06Displaying the bodies.
33:07I like his thinking with it.
33:08You got to be a little more out of the box.
33:10Yeah.
33:11A little more out of the coffin.
33:11Out of the coffin?
33:12Yep.
33:1250 bucks.
33:14Big ass.
33:15Post office desk.
33:16I'd say 100 bucks on that bad boy.
33:19What is this?
33:19Is this?
33:20That's hockey sticks.
33:21For cricket.
33:21Croquet or cricket?
33:23No, that's when you're on the horse.
33:24Oh, okay.
33:25Polo.
33:26Those are cool.
33:27Those might be worth something, though.
33:28Yeah.
33:28I checked those out.
33:29Yeah.
33:30We're going to get them probably looked out.
33:32There are two Xbox 360s in here.
33:34What?
33:36Don't be talking like that.
33:37There's this for you.
33:38I just did.
33:38I said like 100 bucks.
33:40This is called the Wimbledon set.
33:42The whole set, would you say about 50 bucks?
33:43Yeah.
33:44I'm going to go take a break and watch you guys get in there.
33:47Uh-oh.
33:47Those boxes.
33:48Oh, they got a bunch of these.
33:49Security.
33:50Oh, no kidding.
33:51They're cash drawers.
33:52How much you think?
33:53There's six of them.
33:54100 bucks.
33:54All right, now let's go.
33:55Sewing machine with these sewing machines.
33:57Those are pretty cool.
33:58Mm-hmm.
33:58Look at those.
33:59Those singers.
34:00Yeah, you got 300 bucks right there.
34:01What the hell is all this ?
34:04Is that blue ribbon?
34:05These got to be like those aerial things.
34:07No, they're not.
34:08No?
34:08Like when you fly around?
34:10Oh, yeah, bro.
34:10This is what this is.
34:14Oh, it's for rugby.
34:16No, this is a...
34:16Oh, for the polo.
34:17Look at the size six.
34:19Whoa.
34:19Wow, those are pretty.
34:20I think this goes with that.
34:21What the...
34:22I don't know, but it was in there, right?
34:23Would you wrap that around the horse leg?
34:26No?
34:26Wait, what was that?
34:27Was there a horse and stuff?
34:28Are you going to count?
34:29Are you...
34:31Oh, my God.
34:32You guys are so stupid.
34:34Look at this.
34:35Take that off and put it in the box,
34:37because I think all this stuff is worth some money,
34:39and it's definitely collectible.
34:40Uppity sports game.
34:42Oh, yeah.
34:42Absolutely.
34:43Rich people.
34:43Rich people.
34:45Let's hope this rich people's sports stuff
34:47enriches me as well.
34:50Money.
34:51Those little singer things are collectible.
34:53That's like 200 bucks right there.
34:54Oh, man.
34:55They got all their ski boards.
34:57Oh, look at those.
34:58You take one.
34:58Now, these are the money.
35:00These are like Miami Vice status.
35:02No, these are dope.
35:03300 bucks for the skis.
35:05They got to go close.
35:06Those are pretty vintage.
35:0750 bucks?
35:08For all this furniture for the...
35:09Grandmother clock.
35:10The grandmother clock, the coffee table.
35:12You still got about 500 bucks.
35:14There's not much more in here.
35:16Appreciate you, bro.
35:17Yeah.
35:17It's nice to be appreciated by somebody.
35:19Appreciate it, though.
35:20Someone out there reading Playboy magazines when they should be working.
35:24Not only did I beat up Benning, I'm riding off with that Richie Polo stuff.
35:29All right.
35:29Clean this all up.
35:30We're out of here.
35:30Here we go.
35:31Yeah.
35:33Adios, amiga.
35:34I'm taking my magazine.
35:39Oh, hi, guys.
35:41Hi, ladies.
35:41Hello.
35:42Hi.
35:43We're down at Dijon Dairy to meet with Dana and Holly, so I can squirt as much money as
35:47possible from these milk machines.
35:52Looks like you have a beginner's homesteader set to milk the cows, or you could even milk
35:56goats with them.
35:58Okay.
35:58Goaties.
35:59I know you guys have a bigger farm.
36:01Yeah, we don't use these.
36:02It would take too long to milk all our cows.
36:03We have about 100 cows, and you have to milk them twice a day.
36:06But when we do have a sick cow, we use one of these to milk our sick cows, so the
36:09milk
36:10goes into this tank, and then we pour it out, so they don't get mixed with the other milk.
36:14Okay, great.
36:14How many teacups do they have?
36:16There's eight of them.
36:17They're in good condition.
36:18There's no cracks or anything like that?
36:20No, the rubber's still good.
36:21Okay.
36:22Each cow has four teats.
36:23Good to know.
36:24Good to know.
36:25Apparently, it's been a while since he's seen some teats.
36:28Poor guy.
36:30Here, this is a pulsator.
36:32There's two of those.
36:33The pulsating's really important because constant suction makes the cow sore.
36:38They don't enjoy it.
36:39Pulsating's more common to the baby sucking the milk off from the cow.
36:42Okay.
36:43The off-on, off-on.
36:44Okay.
36:45So that's an important part of it.
36:46Surge is the first ones that really started making the 1920s, 1940s.
36:50They started making the milking machines with the pulsator.
36:52Okay.
36:53For people that milk by hand.
36:54Nobody really hand milks anymore.
36:56No.
36:56No, not unless you're a homesteader or a hobby farmer.
36:59Or an Amish person.
37:00When do you think that these were made?
37:01You said that they started in the 1920s.
37:03These aren't from the 1920s, right?
37:05I would say probably 1990 to 2000.
37:07After about 2000, I think they came up with a little bit more.
37:11You start getting into the robotics.
37:12More automation.
37:14Robotic?
37:14Robotics?
37:15Yeah, they actually have robots that milk the cow.
37:18The cow steps in and it does all their vital signs.
37:20Yeah, and they just go on a little round carousel and just moves them each around.
37:24By the time they get to the other side, they're done, ready to milk.
37:26Wow.
37:26It's a whole ride and everything.
37:28Shows how much food you eat.
37:29It's a ride.
37:29It's a ride.
37:30It's like Disneyland.
37:31Our whole world is turning into Wally.
37:33Yeah.
37:33You got like a picture at the end?
37:38Let's talk about money.
37:39How much moolah do we have here?
37:41If you have everything here, they could be milking two cows or two goats at the same time.
37:46These are older.
37:46It's been quite a few years since they've been made.
37:48Anyone can use them still.
37:49They're stainless steel.
37:50They're in good condition.
37:51No rust.
37:52What do you think?
37:57It's probably about $1,100.
37:59What?
37:59If you sell it as a set.
38:03I am utterly surprised.
38:12Me and my crew are going to the Temecula Polo Club to meet David Teeter.
38:16He's a real polo player.
38:18He can teach us about this here fancy sport and what this gives really works.
38:23We come to get some information from you, brah.
38:26All right.
38:26I got the sticks right here.
38:28Good stuff.
38:28And some other stuff.
38:29There you go.
38:30Good stuff.
38:31Your mallets look great.
38:33I would say these are probably from the 70s.
38:35For real?
38:36Yeah, because in the 70s, they have this little gar, this little washer here.
38:40Mm-hmm.
38:41And they would put that on.
38:41We don't do that anymore.
38:43These heads are called cigar heads.
38:45Cigar heads.
38:46Cigar heads.
38:46It's the shape of the head.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And there's different shapes too.
38:49Sometimes they'll be cut in the back and sometimes they'll be like this.
38:52So these are really nice.
38:54When you get a mallet, you're going to check and see how whippy it is, if you're going to use
38:57it.
38:57And some people like them a little stiff and some like them a little whippy.
39:00Mallets are anywhere from 48 inches long to 54 inches.
39:05And it depends on the player and the size of the horse.
39:08Yeah, the player, if you did it like this.
39:10A little short player, then they need a longer mallet.
39:11Yeah, they need it.
39:12They wind that up one.
39:14Yeah.
39:15So, it's about that.
39:16The mallets are an older shape, not for using anymore.
39:19They would probably get broken pretty quickly.
39:22Oh.
39:22But I would say if you do this and then you put it on a wall like that, just put
39:26it across like that, it would be worth a lot more.
39:28Okay.
39:29So, tell us about the, um, what are these straps for, bro?
39:32Okay.
39:32So, these are, these are wraps.
39:34These are polo wraps.
39:35These are, uh, Velcro.
39:36What are they for, like, letting you know what team you're on?
39:38You put it around their legs.
39:39The horsey?
39:40Yeah, to protect their legs.
39:41Oh.
39:42From the mallets?
39:42In case some, you know, someone accidentally does that.
39:46Uh-huh.
39:46Um, it doesn't happen very often.
39:48It bet not.
39:49So, your boots, these boots are really thin leather.
39:51I wouldn't use these for polo, because they're just really thin leather.
39:55What would you use them for?
39:56Um, just wearing them out, you know, style, I guess.
39:59Casual booting?
40:00Casual booting.
40:01And then the spurs, these have a rounded spur on them, so that way it doesn't hurt the horse.
40:05Okay.
40:06We don't have sharp spurs in polo, it's not allowed.
40:08I never use spurs on my horses.
40:10Yeah.
40:10They don't need them.
40:11That's cool.
40:11They want to go.
40:12Your horse looks happy, bro.
40:13They're running around like they're playing volleyball with themselves.
40:16Ah!
40:17So, the helmet is, um, actually in pretty good shape.
40:20Yeah.
40:21That's a real legit helmet?
40:22Yeah, it is.
40:23It hasn't been used a lot.
40:25It's made out of fiberglass, this part here, and then it has padding on the inside,
40:28and it's got a cage around it.
40:30Um, this is from the 70s.
40:32Okay.
40:33So, we don't use helmets like this anymore.
40:35We use a certified helmet now.
40:37So, when they hit the ground, they have better absorption and, um, better survivability.
40:42Yeah, a lot of people don't wear the cages anymore.
40:45Because they want their face to be seen.
40:47Well, actually, you know, if you do crash and you're on this cage, it can cause a problem.
40:51So, how much is all this stuff worth?
40:53So, all in, I would say about $500.
41:00Yeah!
41:02We're gonna ride on the wind.
41:03Celebrate.
41:04If I keep this up, I have enough money to buy a polo pony of my own.
41:09You guys want to see some polo?
41:11Yeah, let's see the pony.
41:12Yeah.
41:12All right.
41:12We'll get the horses out.
41:13Let's do it.
41:15Ooh .
41:17Yeah, get it, girl.
41:18Okay.
41:18That's about, what, 25 miles an hour.
41:20There she goes.
41:21Whew.
41:21Yeah.
41:23Go, go, go, go, go.
41:25Now he's gonna make it.
41:26He's gonna come in for the ball.
41:27Come in hot.
41:31That's a lot of horsepower.
41:34Brandi Passante positively milked her way to $2,800 in cold heart mula.
41:42Lisa Delarios's chocolate molds really sweetened the deal, making her $1,500 richer.
41:49Kenny Crosley wasn't horsing around as he beat Banning with a score of 1,400, while Ivy
41:56Calvin...
41:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:59Saw his profits coming from a mile away.
42:03Here's my plan.
42:04I'm gonna first just go all the way back.
42:06Okay.
42:07It's like modern day urban spelunking.
42:09Go with that in case we have to pull you out.
42:11Okay, that's a good idea.
42:13I'm going in.
42:15Give me some slack.
42:16Okay.
42:21Lisa, are you there?
42:22I'm here.
42:23I can't see you anymore.
42:24Okay.
42:25All right, I'm gonna come back.
42:26That was just a reconnaissance, you know.
42:28We got ourselves a trash latch.
42:29Be careful.
42:30Oh, .
42:30Whoa!
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