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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:39Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Hallelujah.
01:58Stand up, stand up, stand up, in the name of Jesus.
02:04This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:21Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood.
03:26Poor sots.
03:27Didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir.
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg re-grew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I'm glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Oh, he's called Fucked Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much hot comb, it burst out
04:36of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about
04:47him.
04:47So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters
05:09before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34Do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:54I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:27Hey.
06:30So, it's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie.
06:52Whatever you had to do.
06:55I get it.
06:57It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:04Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:06Or...
07:08Counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:14Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Sliced into my own letter.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time.
07:39But the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain!
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year.
08:10Dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:18You're the procedures.
08:23I've arrived.
08:26You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight.
08:39This is incroyable.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
09:06Your bottom half.
09:07Is this really big bone?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me
09:12What you know is true
09:16Don't have to tell me
09:18I love your precious heart.
09:21I love your precious heart.
09:24I
09:25I was standing
09:27You were there
09:30And they will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us
09:47Don't know why
09:52I was standing
09:58And they will never tear us apart
10:03And they could never help me to tear us apart
10:24Come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style can be
10:32Stern
10:33But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself as
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Popfang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I
11:10I reached
11:11Out my hand
11:14And you
11:15Bid it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:28Snakes
11:30Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:55Nobody does
11:57Nobody does
12:43Firecrackers
12:43Firecrackers
12:44Flaming freedom sticks
12:44I'm Countess Crow
12:47Countess of the Crows
12:48And we're doing a mortality vamp glam tutorial
12:51Wankers
12:52Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
12:55You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit
12:5850 grand
13:01Dog wankers
13:05Guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:08You're gonna see how much longer?
13:10Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
13:12They go out
13:13They go in
13:14Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
13:15He might not live here anymore
13:17Every day Countess Crow
13:19Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
13:22I bet my botan anal beads is down there
13:29Everything okay?
13:32All good
13:38Oi look lively back there
13:42All right
13:43Nothing fancy
13:43Yeah
13:44Nip him
13:45Twat him
13:45Run you back here
13:48Keep the engine running
13:57Are you ready?
14:26Internet's down
14:27Cam's too
14:27Um
14:28Yeah we have a problem
14:33Put on the man
14:36He really let himself go
14:42The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
14:49My god
14:50Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
14:52My dick weighs more bitch
14:56Well right now we can move him
14:58He can move the three of us
15:00So what now?
15:18You
15:19What the fuck?
15:20What the fuck?
15:20No no no no no it's okay it's okay
15:22I don't want to hurt you
15:22You're safe
15:24Okay?
15:25You've been in deep freeze again
15:26Oh Jesus Christ
15:28For how long?
15:29Almost two years
15:31In a CIA black site
15:33I just found out this morning
15:35You found out this morning?
15:37Yeah
15:37But that just happens to be in your room
15:43Did you fuck me?
15:45What?
15:45Is this some kind of incest thing?
15:47No
15:47Then what the fuck is this?
15:49Look I
15:51I want you to find William Butcher
15:53Find him yourself?
15:55Well the people that work for me are limited
15:57And you are the best tracker there is
16:00I just I need you to find him
16:01And report back
16:03Very simple
16:04You want me
16:07To work for you
16:08Well why don't we say work with me
16:10And I can help you
16:12I can give you a proper comeback
16:15I don't need you for that
16:17Well the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy so
16:21Okay
16:22Alright
16:22Listen to me
16:24I'm no ass felch and commie
16:27You got that?
16:28I know I know
16:29And listen
16:30I am Vaught now
16:32Me
16:33So the public
16:34They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them
16:38You are
16:38I can resurrect you
16:39I can give you back
16:41What you lost
16:42I can even make you number two in the seven
16:44Number two
16:47Or how about I finish the job
16:50And blast you to kingdom fuck
16:54Yeah you could try
16:57Who knows
16:58You might even fry the V right out of my blood
17:02Or you might not
17:04But
17:05I'm betting
17:06You hate William Butcher
17:07More than you
17:09Than you
17:09Hate
17:09Me
17:11After all
17:12I'm not the one that
17:13Betrayed you
17:14Am I?
17:15I tried to kill you
17:17But did I turn my back
17:18How do I know you won't return the favor?
17:22Sorry
17:22Uh
17:31You find William Butcher for me
17:35All is forgiven
17:45Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
17:47Improve your sleep
17:50Strengthen your immune system
17:52Nourish your soul
17:54The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped Chi
17:58Life force from leaving the body
18:00And invited Prana
18:02Solar energy in
18:04Don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought
18:09Five bros
18:11Four bros
18:12Okay we need to abort
18:14Your mom should have aborted you
18:19Fuck it
18:20Who tested her
18:21What test?
18:23Monsieur Jean Coutet
18:24The virus is contagious
18:25As Samir says
18:26C'est fini
18:27The game is over
18:28No Butcher's right
18:30Rockhart has seen us so
18:31We can't leave
18:32Virus
18:33What virus?
18:35Look
18:35I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
18:38Now all we gotta do
18:39Is seal the ventilation
18:40Every exit point
18:41Tighter than a boy scout's asshole
18:44A jamboree
18:45No
18:45It's not possible
18:49Maybe
18:54Yo
18:56Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
18:58Uh-huh
18:59His heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01And he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:04Like a blue whale
19:05He won't breathe
19:06How do we get the virus in him?
19:08Well
19:09He ain't our first whale is he?
19:11You lot sort this
19:12I'll fetch the virus
19:13Can we go you with me?
19:21Oh you two
19:22Leave it out would ya?
19:23Fucking work in here
19:27Hey
19:28Coming with you
19:30What for?
19:30I don't trust you
19:34Yeah
19:36Suit yourself
19:41We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46Coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50Where's more?
19:51He just disappears every afternoon
19:53Won't say where he's going
19:54Won't say shit
19:54He's a method
19:56Miser and technique
19:59Is that a Jew thing?
20:00We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:03But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military
20:07Mr. President
20:07Good idea
20:08What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
20:11That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
20:15Honestly
20:16The vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
20:18We've got what?
20:2052,000 data points on every user
20:23We truly live in an age of wonder
20:25But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29Love it
20:30It's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts
20:33All those corporate tax breaks
20:35And for the existing freedom camps
20:37Treasury's running a little dry
20:39People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
20:42But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
20:45The president is thinking how insane this is right now
20:47They'll back you
20:48You can do it
20:49Speak up
20:50And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
20:53Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
20:56No
20:57We'll just start selling ads on vault plus
20:59Wow
21:00Amazing Ashley
21:01You're a real Che Guevara
21:02Well alrighty then
21:03Let me ask the most important question
21:07Do I got immunity?
21:19For fuck's sake
21:20Soldier boy
21:21The president, vice president of the United States of America
21:25They work for me
21:27Everyone
21:27Soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
21:30Once he is located
21:32William Butcher and Annie January
21:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir
21:35No, sir
21:36I can do this
21:37I can bring them in
21:38Well, like you did with A-Train
21:39We're going in a new direction, Deep
21:42Competence
21:43Oh, and Steve
21:44Soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
21:46Well, sir
21:47He, uh
21:48He was guilty of
21:50You know, treason
21:54Consider dumb, sir
21:55Terrific
21:56And you know what?
21:57I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
21:58Uh, Steve, can you make him a
22:02Manhattan
22:03Manhattan
22:04Thanks, Steve
22:06Of course
22:07Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:10No
22:11Steven
22:13I'll also have a Manhattan
22:16God damn
22:19This wicked soups teabagged the president
22:22Since me
22:39Okay, what's next?
22:45What is it?
22:54Look out!
22:56Oh, God!
22:57Oh, God!
22:58Oh, God!
22:59He lives on this mountain pornography
23:02What?
23:03Almost got you, fuckers
23:06Ha, ha
23:07Oh, God!
23:11What is that explains how he's grown?
23:15From bashing his bishop
23:18Gross
23:26Now that's what I'm talking about
23:29Oh, God
23:34Fucking unsanitary
24:00It's an amazing date
24:04And is used by the most trusted animal
24:06Next step will be to apply my fave foundation
24:09From my Votality collab
24:11Velvet Ember
24:12It doesn't fade even after a long day
24:14Of shoving starlighters into police fans
24:18We talked about this
24:19I don't have a choice
24:20They make me do this
24:23There we go
24:25Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look
24:27So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner
24:30Because it is the gun
24:34If you dare enter my dark domain
24:36I am Countess Crow
24:38Countess of the Crows
24:40And I shall make you do the day
24:42That you decide to
24:43Fuck
24:43Fuck
24:53It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
25:00It's like a metaphor for life, no?
25:02It's a metaphor for my balls
25:10What is the matter?
25:12What is the matter?
25:14A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided
25:16So
25:16They're all gone
25:17Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise
25:22I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
25:27You
25:28Didn't kill them
25:30They chose to fight
25:32Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them
25:34I told them that we were going to make it out
25:38Fucking easy for me to say
25:40I'm bulletproof
25:43If you told Petitui any of this
25:45No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault
25:47So
25:48I can't
25:52So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
25:57I led them
25:58To a shallow grave
26:03So I just get a fucking white picket fence
26:06And cherry pie
26:07No
26:08I can't live like that
26:09If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense
26:19I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:33Motherfucking shit
26:34You get up every day and you keep going
26:38Anything else is an insult to the dead
26:43Creep
26:44Just let go
26:46Get your chopped old man hands off of me
26:48Guess who didn't make it to patrol today
26:49Oh shit
26:51Starlight
26:52Oh my god
26:53You guys are terrorists
26:56What do we do with her?
26:59Same as rock hard
27:02You don't have a choice
27:07Alright
27:08Come on
27:09No
27:09What?
27:10Let me go
27:16Baby power
27:29Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
27:33All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:37Turbo rush
27:38The drink of heroes
27:39Only 15 calories
27:42Cut
27:43That was a good take
27:44No, please, this is a mistake
27:47I am not sorry
27:48Only 15 calories
27:50Yeah
27:50Now
27:51With acai
27:53And makaroos
27:55No, Cory
27:57Go back inside, please
27:58No
27:58You stay back
28:00If you ruin my shot
28:01It's on site, bitch
28:03Okay, let's go again
28:04And fix your tits
28:06They're lopsided
28:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
28:11Turbo rush
28:13Now with acai
28:14And makaroos
28:16That was fucking perfect
28:17Okay, great
28:18Okay, have fun at camp
28:19No
28:20No
28:20No
28:26All over
28:27Not a chance
28:28We have to help them
28:28Help them and every soup within 500 miles
28:31Be up their ass over in the hour
28:32We stayed a course
28:34Mine's on the fucking job
28:35Fuck the job
28:40Camiko
28:41Don't
29:04Homelander
29:08Homelander
29:15Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today. Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not. Of course not.
29:33What am I going to say? I, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for
29:37me, but careful.
29:39Because there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming. Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah, well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces. Because it was tactical, right?
30:14Mm-hmm.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:16Right?
30:17Right?
30:26So when he gets to the virus, I'm going to be able tory.
30:29I do not know.
30:30So when he gets to the virus, I'm going to be able to see him.
30:31Okay?
30:38How about the virus?
30:41Let the virus be what he is.
30:42Not even the virus was used to say.
30:43You don't know, I don't know, you don't know.
30:44It's just the virus.
30:46I don't know.
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking, more giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Well.
31:26Best not drop it, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:40Breathe and blow.
31:52You get him to breathe yet?
31:53What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late.
31:58No, the Conan is infarious.
32:00The rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Merda, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
32:22and She-Line is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
33:36and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:38Why are you risking your life for them?
33:45Please.
33:47Please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom.
33:52And my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful.
34:13Oi.
34:14Fucking small, Huey.
34:16My night's a little glad Atrian's dead.
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead.
34:24Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:39Annie, you've got to knock this whip-caping-pussy-shite out of your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call.
34:49She'll talk to me about it, Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you,
34:55poncing about with this Jimny Cricket,
34:57listening to your heart, bollocks,
35:00is just gonna get her killed.
35:04Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:51Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:01In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who bad in our mind is old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt.
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
36:57Fuck you.
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armland is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus?
37:19Strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet.
37:22Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do.
37:29Fucking die, Bornecum.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards of local supes?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy.
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:21What the fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and time together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:35Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man.
38:50Get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:00Huey.
39:01Huey.
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:09Shit.
39:10Shit.
39:14Shit.
39:38Go!
39:39Go!
39:40Go!
40:01Oh, my God.
40:16Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:46I got you.
40:49Oh, no.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:03Are you okay? Is the virus...
41:04Let's go.
41:08Oi!
41:10Prince!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me.
41:22Hey!
41:31Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing tits.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:56No.
41:57Virus, bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not, not right now.
42:11What the f-
42:13What the f-
42:34No.
42:38No.
43:33Oh
43:42Oh
43:44Well that good very fuck. I wish I was saying that no you don't
43:53Come on let's leg it no no no no no no until we are certain I have not been infected
43:59with this plague
44:04Hmm
44:32Yes
44:36May I have a word?
44:38Wait out there
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt. There is extra if you want to join in
44:45No thank you
44:46Crunchwrap supreme? Cheesy Gorgita crunch?
44:47No
44:47Cantina crispy chicken taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell
44:50Okay
44:51Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan. Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building
44:57Thank fucking god. What the fuck? Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03Look if posting weird shit were a crime I'd be serving two life sentences
45:06Homelander sets the agenda. I just execute
45:09That's bullshit. You're the smartest person on the planet. There is no way you don't have an angle here
45:13My angle
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
45:21deed replacement
45:21All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word. It's nicer than I expected
45:29Ashley, she's smart. She's gotta listen to reason
45:32Look I've been there
45:35Literally where you're sitting
45:36But that chair isn't a pedestal. It's a chopping block
45:41And I can help you
45:42But you gotta talk to me
45:49Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again. You know you can't
45:51You can pull out the back of your skull
46:00Wow, you're unbelievable Ashley. That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen
46:05They're arresting innocent people but sure let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa
46:10I need a minute
46:18From back here I see a spine
46:19Fucking use it
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor
46:23This is junior year all over again
46:25Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies cause he had Jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:32Going along won't get you what you want
46:34Going along is why we're still alive
46:37You should have left with A train when he asked you to
46:38At least he had a shred of decency
46:41That's why he's dead
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now
46:47You used to love his poetry
46:48And Birkenstocks and throwing clay
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried
46:55I tried
46:57But there's nothing I can do
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it
47:01The CIA
47:02The Pentagon
47:03They will follow you if you lead them
47:05I'm not a leader
47:06I'm vice president
47:08You can still do some good Ashley
47:09We can still do some good
47:11Just shut up
47:12Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this
47:17You were better than this
47:19No
47:22No
47:22No
47:22So we're clear
47:24You're absolutely sure
47:25Triple check the results
47:26None of you are carriers
47:27Humans are immune
47:29No
47:29No
47:30No
47:30No
47:30No
47:30No
47:31No
47:31No
47:31No
47:41No
47:42No
47:43No
47:58God damn
48:09Okay, let's run away, there are over 50 uninhabited island in the Pacific, we just need to find
48:20one so remote, nobody will ever find us. You were right, this virus, there is no contain in it, no
48:31stuff in it, I do not know how to protect you from it, except to take you as far away
48:37from here as possible.
48:55You did not see its carnage, it's too dangerous. It's dangerous for everyone, how innocent people are being wound up.
49:04No, don't ask me to watch you die. I think this is how we make amends. The lives we've taken,
49:12I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know? This virus...
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know, for a rock hard I'd say it's an improvement.
49:57I haven't exactly had a magical year either. Neither of us is fine. And we shouldn't be. And if you
50:06don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08Be perfect.
50:09But I'm not letting you die. I'm gonna keep fighting. And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for
50:20both of us. But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:42I'm not. I'm not. I'm late.
50:45All I'm late...
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:05All right, Sarah...
51:28well hey be careful sir it's a viral contagion i got here as soon as i heard and i locked
51:34shit
51:34down i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty fucking strategic sir you're always playing
51:403d chess aren't you told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would he do
51:46that
51:46well it's more like soldier boy am i right leave well i just um i'm gonna be here sir
51:53dude it should have been you
51:56sorry leave
52:03i was swimming
52:21no
52:28not youtube
52:31not you
52:40where does everyone keep leaving
52:45i'm sorry
52:46you
52:49you
52:51you
52:51you
52:52you
52:55you
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