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Wonder Man 2026 S01E04 [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:10What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
04:57What the hell?
04:59What the hell?
05:04Chance.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:29Chance.
05:30Come here, Chance.
05:31Come here, come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden, my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
05:46Come here!
05:52Come here.
05:53Oh, come here.
05:53Come here.
05:57Oh, my!
06:14With my hand!
06:16been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it
06:21on the fire code so just you know don't let anyone else in until it clears out a bit okay
06:26these are fuzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does
07:08i can't get it open keep trying i'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40ah the door was jammed quick go through me what do you mean go through me i don't believe
07:48what is he saying i think he said he wants us inside him pass he's saying
07:54he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do i do this do i just enter you i really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right why do i do this oh god oh oh oh look at
08:16that there's the other side
08:17shit it works everyone follow me exit through demar
08:32hurry this isn't easy
08:38hey jesus sorry man i didn't mean to scare you i just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you i don't sweat it i'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious right now you
08:49just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life i gotta pay you back i don't need
08:56anything good having a new job what tomorrow after what you did tonight there's no way no offense that
09:03you can go be a doorman anymore come work for me i'll put you on the payroll look mr jagad
09:09i appreciate it but
09:10i'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad
09:18is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super powered
09:23personal valet the man in question appears to be demar davis former wilcox employee who's affectionately
09:29been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with josh and seemingly has the power to move
09:34himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at a popular
09:40nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of gad meanwhile this mormon
09:47has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former lefou is
09:54cast on a roll
10:06dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there but it's better to have no
10:11cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying frank preminger hanover agency oh i heard
10:17of that tomorrow right yeah the doormat live and direct ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah
10:27you ever think about acting nah not my thing frank besides who can get jagad his snack plate true keep
10:36it
10:37you never know it's just you know the heist is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more
10:44original well we could go back to flooding the vault i always liked that version snatching some
10:49crap rangoons before they got housed or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter
10:56the vault needs to be impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet
11:02that can get in or out um i may have something look man i want to help out i can't
11:11act who cares i can't
11:13act it's never stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will
11:18be
11:18easy i'm telling you you know it's easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea
11:24bringing a real actor then you could fake it with cgi yeah but what makes it cool is that it's
11:31you
11:31people know who you are they would go crazy i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes
11:38tomorrow there is a reason that you are making headlines you have something that other people
11:44just don't it's a charisma a charm on top of all of that you can become a door it is
11:52not every day
11:53that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap you do realize that right
12:02all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this
12:15and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:54what did i tell you huh i love you and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family
13:02when special guest demar doorman davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dome the people are real the rulings are
13:32real and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is
13:36ding dong i said ding dong you ding dongs i am a big fan you want to pick okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if i come in for
13:54a drink oh
13:54of course mr doorman please head right in yeah oh the thing's quiet down why don't you come have a
14:00drink with us oh i love that thank you ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh bridgette what's up girl what's going on wow y'all this is bridgette bailey yeah number one club
14:43owner in la and an amazing boss wow look at you you look great thank you i heard you got
14:50a movie out
14:51ding dong i'm sorry i haven't seen it yet oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me
14:56yeah you know
14:58same old same old same old so uh you happy damn straight just got all the phone with my agent
15:06he
15:06told me he landed me a huge huge commercial contract wow life's about to change
15:21what the hell would not not make more sense as a catchphrase that's a good one samuel mark that one
15:30please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up get real tired of this ding-dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else will do oh
15:54maybe
15:54some ice for the water or i could go to town with this brown
16:05door man yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah so hey
16:13look i was looking over the pages we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man go easy
16:16on me
16:16no no it ain't that it's just i'm i'm a little nervous about the bit don't sweat it people love
16:22when you can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me okay cool i gotta get back out to
16:27rehearsal
16:27all right see you out there for sure
16:37hey what's up y'all it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman and welcome to
16:44ding
16:44dong tonight
17:00tastes like door a ding-dong
17:04what else i got up in here oh oh my mixtape this is my mixtape i've been looking for this
17:12ding-dong oh oh i call this the go long ding-dong
17:23oh look oh look out there
17:28oh what's up damon hey what are you doing here i thought you was hiding out from the irs
17:34earl come on you got to cool it with those rumors
17:37and that impression ding-dong i mean who is that that's not me is it i mean i'm much more
17:43than just
17:44a catchphrase you know earl a lot of people don't realize that i've been taking acting classes at the
17:49still at adler academy really yeah well let's see some of that training
17:54and that's not me
18:11alas poor yurik i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding-dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundary ding-dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the campaign
18:58will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me picture late tomorrow
19:17they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy
19:23he is charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight this i mean
19:31we got a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting
19:35pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more
19:42careful with your money you know how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's
19:48in your hands you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing
20:02okay well look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're
20:08gonna get you something better something uh smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't
20:17even need this no more this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on
20:22the
20:22inside and chewy on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just
20:28drop it
20:28and plop it in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:37whoo well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over
20:50his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:25for me and
21:25for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:57here's my best friend
21:58miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you
22:05bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course i'm in
22:10beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:38oh
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead.
22:59Oh, shit.
23:02Oh, shit.
23:03Oh, shit.
23:03Cast grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall. Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
23:10The stunts? Of course. Me and Tom Cruise,
23:12we do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop. Tamar, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go. Okay.
23:18G-T-G.
23:20G-T-G.
23:21G-T-G.
23:22And action!
23:31We only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
23:33You ready? Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:43Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:00Wait.
24:22Where is he?
24:24Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:28Oh, oh!
24:31Jake Gad!
24:40Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals
25:28to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now? Astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no. It's good. It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me
26:10Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go
26:14But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
26:22Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow
26:35I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson show
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills
26:45From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose
26:55But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
27:01Now there's only one small problem
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed
27:05And folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III
27:09But still I think it's worth it
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14That I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson show
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur
27:24From K-Mart to Gucci's, from here no telling where
27:28From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast
27:33But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50And imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56He's the bus
27:57Kids will blow down the lion fuzz
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05I drink in my hand
28:07My snow up against the burning sand
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned
28:12In summer
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away
28:18A winter storm
28:19And find out what happens in solid water
28:22When it gets warm
28:25And I can't wait to see
28:27What my buddies all think of me
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
28:32In summer
28:34Summer
28:36Summer
28:36Summer
28:37Summer
28:38Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:40Summer
28:40Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:42Summer
28:42Summer
28:55The Hots of the Colts are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a...
29:08Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:19hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:21hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
29:24hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hop
29:38Puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle.
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