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00:03coffee for sure thanks man you ready for next week what's next week superhuman
00:10evasion training we have to get recertified look i i get the need it's the worst when i was in
00:16the
00:16force you had to do hand-to-hand training all the time guy comes at you with the knife you
00:20gotta be
00:20ready but uh this is this is something else i'm supposed to learn to tuck and roll away from a
00:26guy who can shoot lasers from his eyes or control minds or kick a goddamn school bus to the moon
00:34it's the job you're awful calm about it hell last time you sprained your back you
00:40oh wait you're not even gonna be here are you sucks to be you i'll be living it up in
00:47london
00:47seeing sights eating indian food enjoy getting laser burn oh you're gonna be gone the whole time
00:52all freaking week two all of matt's spring break the boy is obsessed with the beatles he wants to go
00:58to abbey road he wants to visit apple records i might even get to see some things i want to
01:03see if we
01:03have time and it's just the two of you you sure about that steve i thought you two hated each
01:08other
01:09with the burning fury of a thousand suns well maybe a hundred i mean matt he had it rough you
01:17know but he's
01:18really pulled himself together with what you told me that kid was doing the stealing the drugs how'd you
01:25turn that around good morning it wasn't easy the thing is when molly and i first got together he was
01:33living with his dad and he was just running wild kid was a real asshole you saw the shiner he
01:40gave me
01:40that's all behind us now he stared down his demons and he damn it he conquered them i've never done
01:48anything that hard in my life we're so damn proud of the guy of the man he's becoming so he
01:56wants to go
01:56to london molly and i scraped together enough to make it happen we wanted to show him how much we
02:01appreciate all his hard work i never had a kid on my own i wasn't there when he was born
02:08i didn't teach
02:09him how to ride a bike or throw a ball but in a few months when he walks across that
02:15stage and accepts
02:17that diploma that is my son oh you you you just take off the time you need why don't i
02:27just make some hot
02:28coco to cheer up my sweet boy come on like you're not crying on my shoulder every time you don't
02:32get a
02:32second date what what was
03:06we were supposed to be inside
03:08i should have never trusted the flawed calculations of a clone clone i'm not
03:15this was always the plan the president is targeting us so we shatter the illusion of his safety
03:24it's not enough for us to kill him it has to be a spectacle
03:29you'd know this if you were truly the original
03:35refreshing kind of tickles i prefer a higher caliber
03:45i order i ordered i ordered you
03:51you were the what
03:58kill that one and move on your eye is as replaceable as you
04:02lord i am the original
04:21red rush get this guy out of here focus on evad we can deal with these two one two areas
04:26clear
04:32we can take it from here fall back help us evacuate civilians
04:35yes ma'am dammit run
04:39war woman
04:43please you couldn't just sit this one out and let us kill the president and you earned a day off
04:49not our
04:49style sorry
05:07don't move you're safe now
05:10i got him
05:19i'm sorry i wouldn't normally move so fast but there were so many of you that
05:23oh no it's it starts with one of you then that
05:26oh sorry
05:34oh
05:47now while he's distracted this floor is clear i'll go up you go down
06:06oh
06:07oh
06:08oh
06:08oh
06:33I've got you. We're gonna be fine.
06:35We'll get out of this.
06:53No. No. What about you?
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08:25Let's go.
09:20Let's go.
09:25Who are they fighting?
09:27Ugh, Mahler twins.
09:29Looks like we won't be getting breakfast together this morning.
09:31Summer.
09:32It's the White House, Mom.
09:34Kind of important?
09:35Oh, they rebuilt that thing twice a year at this point.
09:38If it's not Doc Seismic, it's the Lizard League or someone else.
09:41I doubt the president still lives there.
09:45I'm not too late.
09:46I'm going to shower.
09:47Not so fast.
09:49Come here first.
09:53Don't make me get the spray bottle.
09:57Now, let's get you out of that costume.
10:00Boundaries, people.
10:02Bathroom doors are closed for a reason, and parents should never ever talk about sex in front of their kids.
10:08You should be overjoyed to see your parents passionately expressing their love for each other.
10:14Now stop griping.
10:15Get ready for school.
10:16Couldn't you at least wait until I leave the house?
10:19For college?
10:22What were you thinking?
10:23Paris?
10:24Actually, I was kind of pulling for that little cafe in Berlin.
10:27I've been jonesing for those sausages.
10:29Oh, man, you guys are going to Best Worst?
10:31I love that place.
10:33You've got school.
10:34When your powers kick in, you can go on your own.
10:37Salt on the wound, Dad.
10:39They've got to be due any day now, son.
10:41Even the latest bloomers on Viltrum would get their powers before what would be their 18th birthday.
10:47You'll see.
10:48Don't get his hopes up.
10:53Bye.
10:54Have fun.
10:56I'll just be walking on the ground with my feet.
11:19Morning.
11:22Yeah, just trying to break in these new shoes.
11:34Mahler twins attacked the White House.
11:36Nuts, right?
11:37I saw.
11:38I can't believe the Guardians of the Globe let them get that close to killing the President.
11:43They didn't even get into the building.
11:45An Omni-man was there, too.
11:46You're such an Omni-maniac.
11:48Way to root for the underdog.
11:50Big fan of the Yankees, are you?
11:52Sure, he's hot and all.
11:54And that mustache.
11:57Sorry.
11:58Okay.
11:59Straight stuff.
12:00You up for some clash-crash tonight?
12:02I'm hoping for a level 43 chest armor.
12:05Don't bring up that stupid job, man.
12:07Don't be that person.
12:08When's the last time you bought a comic book?
12:10Those things are expensive.
12:11And they're doing seance dog twice a month, all summer.
12:14You're into the stupidest stuff.
12:16Knock it off, Todd.
12:18Come on.
12:20Quit playing games.
12:21I know you're crazy about me.
12:22Marcy told me.
12:24Well, you are big and strong, aren't you?
12:27You know it.
12:28And you think that makes it okay for you to harass me?
12:31Don't walk away from me.
12:33What are you, a lesbian or something?
12:35Oh my God, I wish.
12:37Would you leave me alone then?
12:39Let go of me so I can go find a girl to kiss.
12:42Don't.
12:43Guy's twice your size.
12:44Maybe you can just sit back and watch this.
12:46I can't.
12:47I can because I'm not Omni-man and neither are you.
12:50Let's see.
12:52I think Amber's been pretty clear about how she feels, Todd.
12:57Are you serious, Grayson?
13:05Leave him alone!
13:09What are you looking at?
13:25What are you looking at?
13:59Close one.
14:06It's about time.
14:13And a big welcome home to my favorite son.
14:16I made some chicken.
14:17But I also heated up some authentic German bratwurst
14:20flown-in special today.
14:21Just for you.
14:23I had a pretty interesting day.
14:29Sorry I'm late.
14:30Honest to God, a dragon was attacking Hong Kong.
14:32I stopped it.
14:33Ooh, a dragon.
14:34Nice.
14:35Mark was getting ready to tell us how interesting his day was.
14:38Guess who's finally getting his powers?
14:42Are you sure?
14:44Pretty sure.
14:45Threw a trash bag into space at work.
14:51Oh, that's great.
14:53Son, just great.
14:54If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training.
14:57This is so exciting.
14:58Bright and early tomorrow, Mark.
14:59Make sure you get a good night's sleep.
15:01For sure.
15:13Okay, son.
15:14Bear with me.
15:17This is going to be a little awkward.
15:19For both of us, you may have noticed that I'm not like normal dads.
15:26Your mother and I think it's time you knew the truth.
15:29We think you're old enough for me to tell you where I really come from.
15:34Millions of miles from here, out in deep space, is the planet Viltrum.
15:40It's a cool blue oasis alone in a solar system much like our own.
15:46I was born on this planet.
15:48Viltrumites are very similar to humans, except we can fly, move at super speed, and possess great strength.
15:56When our people come of age, we leave Viltrum and venture out into the galaxy, using our abilities to help
16:03lesser-developed worlds.
16:05I volunteered to relocate to Earth, its sole protector.
16:10That's when I met your mother.
16:13And we eventually had you.
16:17I know this is a lot to take in at one time, but you're half Viltrumite, son, and you're getting
16:25older.
16:26Things are going to start to change for you in a few years as you hit puberty.
16:32You're going to get acne.
16:34Your voice will start to crack as it begins to change.
16:37You'll begin to grow hair in strange places.
16:40And you're going to start to develop superpowers of your own, just like me.
16:47Super strength and speed, flight, the whole bit.
16:51Do you understand?
16:56I'm going to be able to fly.
16:59Yes, son.
17:01You're going to be able to fly.
17:05I'm going to be able to fly.
17:11Whew.
17:12Don't look down.
17:13Stop looking down.
17:15I'm not going down.
17:16I'm going to fly up, because I can fly.
17:20But what if I can't get?
17:22No, no, no.
17:22Okay.
17:23Dad always said it was like a reflex.
17:24So if I don't want to fall, I won't.
17:27And even if I do, maybe it won't even hurt.
17:29Or maybe...
17:31Nah, screw it.
17:36Ha-ha!
17:39Woo-hoo!
17:43Oh, crap!
17:45No!
17:45Oh, crap!
17:46Oh!
17:50Woo-hoo-hoo!
17:53No!
17:54No!
17:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:58No, no, no!
17:59No!
18:03Ugh.
18:05Oh, crap!
18:09Oh, crap!
18:14Fuck.
18:41Beep.
18:43Beep.
18:45Ahh.
18:51Ahh.
18:56Put some pants on and let's get in the sky, my boy.
19:05I'll put some coffee on.
19:09It's kind of like how you walk and you don't think about balancing anymore.
19:13But when you were a baby, you did.
19:15You're a baby flyer right now.
19:17You have to focus on staying upright.
19:20Focus on going the direction you want to go.
19:23Understand?
19:24Yeah, I think I got it.
19:26It doesn't look like you do.
19:28Follow me.
19:32No, no.
19:39You can wear yourself out flying.
19:41Moving fast is like tensing a muscle.
19:44You're much better off if you relax that muscle from time to time.
19:47Use the momentum you're building to carry you forward.
19:55Okay, you don't want to fall, so you're gonna have trouble relaxing.
19:58It's kind of like peeing your pants on purpose.
20:02What?
20:03Peeing your pants on purpose.
20:04You know, you spend your whole life trying not to pee your pants.
20:07So, letting go, peeing your pants on purpose, it's next to impossible.
20:12How do you know this?
20:14Who would try that?
20:15You are far better at flying than you should be.
20:18Late night practice?
20:19Is that why you're so tired?
20:20Don't try to change the subject.
20:22Land over there.
20:28Slow down.
20:30Land.
20:31I said land.
20:31Why aren't you slowing down?
20:32I can't!
20:33Stop.
20:34Just stop.
20:42Okay, I guess that still counts as a landing.
20:44Get up.
20:46Come on, we're gonna try something else.
20:48I'm actually getting used to this a little.
20:50That's not good.
20:52Try to hit me.
20:54Really?
20:55Yeah.
20:57Use your whole body.
21:00You can punch with your arm.
21:02But if you punch with your shoulder, your hips, and your legs as well,
21:06it'll be much more powerful.
21:08It'll take a while to get the hang of it.
21:10Okay.
21:12Now with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space.
21:16That's how we fly.
21:17So we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground.
21:21We can literally push off anything.
21:23We can create our own leverage.
21:30Good.
21:32But try it a little more like this.
21:34Like what?
21:42Dad...
21:44Dad...
21:46Dad...
21:47You hurt me.
21:50I know, son.
21:51I didn't...
21:52I didn't mean to hit you so hard.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:58Why did you do that?
21:59Mark, if you really want to do what I do, you have to be prepared for anything.
22:06No one is going to pull their punches.
22:24So, how badly did that go?
22:27I pushed him pretty far.
22:30It's what he needs.
22:31Did you maybe push too far?
22:33Are you questioning me?
22:35What the hell has gotten into you?
22:39I don't know.
22:40I...
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42Mark got his powers so late.
22:44I wasn't prepared for this.
22:47It changes things.
22:50I can't help but think, maybe our lives would be better if he hadn't gotten them at all.
22:59I don't know.
23:00Geez, man.
23:00You still sore from Todd's thrashing?
23:02What's up?
23:03Huh?
23:04No.
23:05I'm fine.
23:05Okay, man.
23:07You sure look fine.
23:08Hey!
23:09Mark Grayson!
23:12And I don't see Amber anywhere nearby to protect your sorry ass.
23:16Todd, please.
23:17Just don't...
23:19Don't?
23:21Don't what?
23:22Don't kick your ass again?
23:23Or what?
23:24Were you threatening me?
23:25Or do you need a replay of what happened last time, ass?
23:29Hit me.
23:31Go on.
23:32Hit me as hard as you can.
23:39Again.
23:43Again.
23:45Harder.
23:56Freak!
23:59Dude, what is up with you?
24:01I need something to punch.
24:03He just walked away, Mark.
24:05You missed your chance.
24:14Gunfire.
24:15Where'd the gunfire go?
24:18There.
24:24Oh, shit!
24:27Damn it.
24:31Let's go!
24:40You're not supposed to run with us, you idiot!
24:42You're supposed to stay behind so we can get away!
24:45You brought me along to protect you from the cops!
24:47I can't do that if I hang back and let them shoot me!
24:50Shut up and get us over the fence!
24:56I can't do that!
25:01Meant to do that.
25:05Who the hell are you?
25:07I'm...
25:09I'm...
25:10I guess I'm working on that.
25:12Any suggestions?
25:13Captain God with the whole punch to him?
25:15It doesn't really roll out for me.
25:19Anything else?
25:20No!
25:25You're not so serious!
25:29No!
25:34Get him!
25:36No!
25:41No!
25:47Get him!
25:50No, it sounds willfully childish thinking you look ridiculous
25:58Let's get out of here
26:07Honestly, I think you might have skipped a few steps mark
26:12Seemed to work out just fine. It may not look like much
26:15But you did far more damage down there than you needed to I
26:19Don't think you're ready
26:21Hit me what hit me now do it. I wasn't ready before now. I am I can take it
26:29Come on
26:31I'm not gonna hit you you never hit me before. Okay. It scared me. It wasn't too much. I could
26:36take the pain
26:36I'm strong. I know you are no you don't I know you think I can't do this hit me and
26:42let me prove you wrong
26:43Please dad
26:44Please just hit me. Oh, son. I'm strong enough
26:48And I can do this. It's all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember. I
26:54Want to do what you do. I want to be just like you
27:02You will be son
27:10Let me make this up to you
27:16Follow me
27:23You're taking me shopping I am
27:36Were you seen who are you talking to?
27:39Sorry, sorry. I just need to ask
27:42Whoa
27:44Prom dresses by day
27:47Indestructible super suits by night. I'm art Rosenbaum kid pleasure to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you
27:55You too
27:57Your dad's never mentioned me has he well
28:00He's a teenager art. He's a teenager art. He barely remembers anything. He doesn't see in the mirror every morning
28:05Wait super suits
28:07Am I getting a costume? Do you make dad's costumes?
28:10He's a quick one this kid can have you running around in your pajamas all the time. Oh, man
28:15Awesome
28:16Wait, you already have one made for me. Is it a surprise?
28:18Usually we start with a conversation and I make something custom, but I do have one that might work
28:28What do you think
28:30Well, I don't know about the orange and yellow. It's pretty loud dad
28:35Not your best work art
28:37can't blame a guy for trying to move on sold merchandise I
28:42Like the goggles they'd keep the wind out of my eyes when I fly, but I was really hoping for
28:47something more
28:48I don't know
28:50Iconic of course you were that's what everyone wants
28:54iconic a symbol
28:57Something kids will draw on the margins of the notebooks while they daydream about being as cool as you
29:02It's all so tough as hell to pull off
29:05But listen your dad being who he is. I'm willing to put a lot of elbow grease into this one
29:10But I'm gonna need a little help from you. Have you decided on the name yet?
29:15I haven't really thought about it
29:16Well, having a name helps
29:19Darkwing has dark wings the red rush is a red rush when he runs by you you get it
29:24You give me something to go on. I'll strive for iconic think about it and get back to me
29:34Mark
29:42Mark
29:51Mark
29:52Mark
30:07What the hell was that?
30:11Practicing my landings. Yeah, I see that now
30:14Yeah, uh
30:15Sorry about the yard. What are you doing?
30:18I need practice mom. I can't land. Well, I can't fly all that fast. I need to be better
30:23Mark you need to sleep. I need to practice honey. It's the middle of the night
30:28I have work tomorrow. You have school get inside right now
30:33Make me
30:35Does that make you feel strong to know I can't physically make you do something is that what you need?
30:43This is important
30:48Remember when you were little and we'd talk almost every night before you went to bed
30:52You'd tell me about whatever jerk made fun of your hair and I tell you about all the girl drama
30:58I lived through so you'd feel better
31:01I can't talk to you while we soar through the clouds, but but I'm still here
31:09He used to be you and me and this crazy world-saving superpower father of yours
31:15Now it's you and him and your boring old normal mom
31:20Mom, it's okay, sweetheart. I get it
31:23You have to move away from the normal life with me and get used to being
31:28Something more like your dad
31:30Yeah, but see that's what I'm worried about
31:33I'm nothing like that
31:35I'm more like you. I'm nothing special
31:38Oh
31:40Like a knife to the heart with this one
31:44You know what I mean
31:46After everything he's done. How can I possibly
31:49Live up to all that?
31:51Who says you have to?
31:53You don't have to be the greatest omni-man ever
31:56You just have to be the greatest you
31:59What if the greatest me isn't enough?
32:02Mark you stupid boy. How could the greatest you not be enough?
32:07Thank you
32:09I love my boring powerless everyday run-of-the-mill mom
32:12And I love my asshole son
32:28You seem tired
32:31I'm fine just got a lot of my mind I guess
32:37Oh yeah? So what is it?
32:41You're just gonna keep prying if I'm evasive at all so
32:45I'm scared dad
32:48What if I can't do this?
32:53You hear it?
32:54I do
32:55Get ready
32:59Were you nervous?
33:00A little
33:02But you caught it
33:03I did
33:05Being a superhero is no different
33:07This is the beginning of a long journey for you and me
33:11Along the way you're gonna need to do things you don't want to do
33:15Or might not think you can do
33:18It's okay to be scared
33:19It's natural to doubt yourself
33:21But if you can push through that and do what needs to be done
33:26You'll do just fine
33:28You think you can do that Mark?
33:30Yeah
33:40Son
33:42Kids your age think they're invincible and it holds them back makes them careless
33:47The thing is you're different
33:51You actually are invincible
34:02Got it
34:04Okay kid let's get to work
34:42I was born on the wrong side of the train tracks
34:45I was born with a thief across my back
34:48Let me on my side
34:49I'll hold me up to the line
34:52Yeah
34:53I was born by the cold kiss of a vampire
34:56I was bit by the whistler of a song
34:59So the anger from yours is a good friend of mine
35:05Don't get the wrong money
35:08I'm a steal
35:11I'm a steal
35:14I'm a steal
35:16I'm a steal
35:26Call me
35:27Tell me why I'm forced to live in this skin
35:30Tell me why I'm forced to live in this skin
35:32Tell me why I'm forced to live in this skin
35:32Tell me why I'm forced to live in this skin
35:32I'm an alien
35:34I'm an alien
35:35Just a alien
35:37Oww
35:37Ow
35:42Crap
35:53You guys think you might have bitten off more than you can chew
35:56That building has a hole in it!
36:03Holy shit!
36:22All clear?
36:24Whoo!
36:26What?
36:43Who?
36:50You might as well give up.
36:52I'm...
36:59I just mean he is a fish person.
37:03I think you should maybe be nicer to him.
37:06It must be hard for him to make friends.
37:08He's got a whole ocean of friends.
37:10But you're right, I'll...
37:13Run!
37:15I don't want to see fear in your eyes!
37:18The same fear!
37:19What is this?
37:21I'll do my best to make friends with the guy.
37:25Joseph!
37:26You promised!
37:27Huh?
37:28Oh, crap.
37:29How is this going to work if I can't hold your interest through one conversation?
37:34Hold my interest?
37:35Olga, please!
37:36You can't see things how I do.
37:38My perception is just as fast as I am.
37:40The briefest conversation with anyone seems like ours to me.
37:44It's agony!
37:48But with you, it's a gift!
37:52Your voice is like music.
37:55Your thoughtful, compassionate, beautiful woman.
37:58I hang on every word.
38:04You mean that?
38:05I do.
38:10That's...
38:11Guardian's emergency.
38:12I'm so very sound.
38:13I understand.
38:15Go.
38:26Denver is toast, Immortal!
38:29I'm going out!
38:30And I'm taking the whole city with me!
38:33I've lined my suit with plutonium!
38:39When in doubt, throw them into space.
38:42Huh?
38:51Oh!
39:02Finally!
39:03Some action!
39:11Hong Li!
39:12Wait up!
39:13Please, Connie.
39:14Don't waste anymore of my time.
39:15This is good news. With our third quarter rollout of Havenstorm 4.0, our market share should rise by a
39:22minimum of 10%.
39:23We have a spectacular year ahead of us.
39:26The new rollout of Havenstorm was supposed to be free. I'm not worried about the shareholders' year. I want a
39:32spectacular year for the world.
39:36Don't you do enough for the world?
39:38None of us do.
39:50Come on!
39:53Come on! You're almost there! You've got it!
39:58You did it! You did it!
40:04Crap! Sorry!
40:07Okay. Got it.
40:15Are you okay?
40:16I am fine. We did it. I never expanded myself to that extent. That was... intense.
40:25Aw man, take me with you! Come on, I can help!
40:28No, Nikki. You know Guardian's business is too dangerous for human children.
40:35Aw, you're doing so good! That's it!
40:39Ooh, yes! Like that! Like that! Keep going!
40:42Aw, yes, yes, yes! Hold that! Hold that!
40:46What is that beeping?
40:50Uh, that's a wrap! Great work, everyone!
41:06We're in.
41:07Uh, Sam.
41:09What?
41:10Darkwing.
41:11Don't worry about him. He can't be everywhere.
41:19Luckily, I don't have to be everywhere.
41:22Only where I'm needed.
41:47I know what's in this building, and I know who wants it. Tell me about your boss.
41:52We look like rats to you?
41:57I'll check back with you tomorrow.
41:58I'll check back with you tomorrow.
42:02Winged.
42:03Winged.
42:04Board of Objection.
42:04Board of Objection.
42:04Board of Objection.
42:05The Wardily.
42:07Park county.
42:16I don't know.
42:25Board of Objection.
42:26Napi.
42:27Boat!
42:27Darkwing.
42:28Why did you call us here?
42:29Me?
42:31So none of us signaled the alert.
42:33Oh god, what's going on?
42:34Is it bad?
42:38Huh?
42:45What?
42:54Homeman?
43:05No!
43:06Oh!
43:13Come on.
43:42Come on.
44:14Oh, no.
44:26Are you all right?
44:28I live.
44:28Someone must be controlling him.
44:31He would never do this.
44:33Regardless, it's him or us.
44:37I choose us.
45:01Oh, no.
45:08Oh, no.
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45:22Oh, no.
45:27Oh, no.
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