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00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:42I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe to toe with ancient
00:51gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:58Darkwing, Aquarius, Warwoman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal.
01:10The Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today, we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes.
01:19And we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:33New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:37All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04You seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:07The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:13Souvenir hunters.
02:14Jesus.
02:15I was never a guardian of the globe.
02:18But it was the guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors.
02:25My comrades.
02:27My friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian Man was exiled from his own people.
02:36Warwoman was from a different age.
02:38Darkwing, well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:54Even rarer if they accepted it.
02:57I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least, they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please.
03:11Calm down.
03:11You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:20I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me?
03:26I don't...
03:26I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom.
03:31Putting my dad in one of those holes.
03:32Or me.
03:33If this could happen to the guardians of the globe, it means that none of us are...
03:54This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:56Hmm.
03:58Never get invited.
03:59Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:13You just don't want to go home.
04:16Maybe one day you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:22Saw nothing, heard nothing.
04:25Attacked in darkness.
04:27Left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:34Nuance of human conversation.
04:36Difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Oga.
04:45What?
04:46Robot.
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil.
04:55That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA and build me a
05:02new Guardians of the Globe.
05:03And you'll pick the team.
05:05You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure.
05:15Except it's never gonna happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:25Easy.
05:27Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza.
05:38I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:44Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants.
05:52Defeated nightmares from the deep.
05:55Gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt.
05:57We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what?
06:03Hang out?
06:04Go buy comic books?
06:05After this?
06:06Hey!
06:06Watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:08It's not.
06:09This is new.
06:10I get it.
06:11But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there.
06:14The mistakes.
06:15Even the victories.
06:16You can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure.
06:27Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow.
06:29Okay?
06:29Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life.
06:42Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay?
06:52It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:08Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:28I am sorry.
07:31I got hungry for another home.
07:33She's distant live is a snake.
07:43I cauling.
07:45Nothing.
07:48Hey, it's Mark.
07:54It's Mark.
07:55Grayson.
07:56Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark? From school?
08:05I know. I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God. You thought I was serious.
08:10Oh, no, no. I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:19Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong. You've got a girlfriend.
08:24You're lame, and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No. I think you're amazing. That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39Not that that's not true.
08:41Sorry. It's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it. You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson? What's going on?
08:51Uh...
08:52I was thinking finals are coming up, and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
09:00A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible.
09:05No pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:11Ha-ha.
09:13Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Redrush's girlfriend had a meltdown, and...
09:50You're okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:53Hmm.
09:55Anything happening? Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn, wait! Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just-just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I-I can't believe this!
10:16Eve.
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that.
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And...
10:31Whatever I expected...
10:33I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I-I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that Demigod?
10:58Oh, Shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangea, Bug-Eye.
11:02It's the crowning achievement of any Crusader's career to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I missed this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name, I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say, not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:12No idea.
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your
12:19abilities, but by the uniqueness of your tactics, your adaptability,
12:31The agility of your minds.
12:34The agility of your minds.
12:34Ties burn the pavement.
12:36People want to know what makes possible.
12:37You've been still here, still in your ear with a stop.
12:40So I don't swear all the sun rage went.
12:42Legs, arms, head, all being moved in a frenzy.
12:45To blend in with all the right cards.
12:47Meaning credentials.
12:48Old world when we rockin' over pearls.
12:50You ready?
12:52Snap, snap.
12:53Jump in the rhythm as hard as you can go.
13:11And perhaps most importantly, the strength of your character and spirit.
13:17that is what truly makes a hero it is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians
13:25of the globe black Samson shrinking ray duplicate monster girl oh look at her
13:38she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement for this ride am I wrong
13:42this seems weird right Rex I don't know you're here isn't there a dick size requirement I'm sorry
13:52for what your tiny dick I mean the way you've been strutting around here you must be compensating
13:58for something somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking
14:21still think I'm adorable
14:35now that's adorable I'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid green face please stop this is
14:45hardly constructed is this okay he asked for it
15:01okay enough get lost boy scout
15:11invincible hit that little girl oh shit uh look I'm so sorry
15:19nah my bad the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like beast mode sorry about the
15:28dick joke
15:28I'm sure your junk is awesome it's fine I'm good you're good you can punch hard
15:37didn't need your help asshole
15:45as I was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna shit blood along with Rex explode once he's recovered and our final member Adam Eve
15:59thank you all for coming today we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:06robot no need to thank me I obviously needed to remain impartial but I'm still delighted so many
16:13members of the team team made the cut I can't be on the same team as Rex and Kate what
16:19why hey wait
16:21Rex what did you do thanks for the help robot can't wait to be on your team
16:32hey what's going on Rex cheated on me what with duplicate all three of her whoa whoa I walked in
16:45on them
16:46Rex told her you and me were a thing
16:48what that's crazy I didn't want to say it while you were dating the guy but what an asshole
16:56he wasn't always but yeah
17:00well that sucks I'm sorry
17:04thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded we'll be moving into the Guardians
17:14headquarters until then we'll be training here breakfast is at 6 a.m. then close-in combat
17:20exercises until lunch where is Kate prime had a thing I can fill her in okay just to make it
17:27clear
17:28there is no universe in which I wake up at 6 a.m. and the world isn't on fire come
17:35on robot we don't
17:37need this bootcamp bullshit it's us we're not on the team team any longer Rex exactly I'm sure you've
17:43had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers but I was with the Guardians from day one wow thanks dad
17:49maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the Guardians on their last day
17:53I
17:54don't know you yet so I'm gonna assume that was a joke and I don't need to beat your ass
17:59until all
17:59you want to do is call me dad again I don't know you either but we need a leader we
18:08can look in
18:09the eye not a bunch of ones and zeros no offense that's actually super offensive so wait you think
18:15you should be in charge I am the most experienced yeah at losing your powers didn't I crack that joke
18:21already why are we even putting up with this guy he wears a suit it takes batteries let's just get
18:29Eve
18:29back in here I'm new to this whole team thing but I thought it involved teamwork as did I call
18:36me when
18:36you figure it out I'll be in the gym me too I'll go supervise good first day robot I can't
18:54do three
18:54combat exercises a day I'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational whenever I transform I
19:01get younger it's part of the curse that gives me my powers I don't look it but I'm 24 years
19:08old I
19:09used to go by monster woman but it got too hard to explain so if you don't want to start
19:15changing my
19:15diapers three exercises a day are too much for me I didn't of course my apologies it must be difficult
19:24try having a normal relationship looking like this the guys who are interested are either going through
19:29puberty or popping up on sex offender registries I understand what it's like for the world to look
19:35at you and see one thing never knowing the truth of what's inside how can you understand you're a robot
19:48pathetic this has gotta go hide this toss this what stop hey being a geek is cool now okay so
19:58maybe
19:58Amber likes comics too you thought of that you dick I'm not talking about the comics I'm talking about
20:04the dirty clothes the dishes the tissues uh better okay I brought you some homework a little Naomi Klein a
20:16touch of Margaret Atwood some Ta-Nehisi coats I haven't read any of those but she has so get started
20:21it'll show
20:23Amber you're interested in her she's also into spicy foods stand-up comedy and fourth wave feminism
20:29what I read her file I asked around at school it's just a study date not a first date oh
20:36Mark every
20:37date should feel like a first date your friend is here go the back way you can thank me later
20:55when
20:55you call me and tell me exactly how it all went hi mrs. Grayson I'm amber William said I should
21:12read
21:12it to show you that I'm interested interesting and I will but this is more me an honest man I
21:23like that
21:24so you're into comics isn't that obvious what's your favorite oh man I can't pick a favorite but
21:35ooh this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of
21:40the ocean and this one is about a Jack Russell terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts
21:45seance dog cool you mind if I borrow it I mean just to show you that I'm interested yeah absolutely
22:02okay don't know who that is um I figured we should start with global issues and then
22:07um sorry must be a robo call this should do it so miss walker says we should focus on the
22:16um
22:19I'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that yeah uh down the hall on the left
22:34whoa Christ Almighty I didn't think she would ever leave hey oh what are you how did you know amber
22:40are you spying on me oh you want to be a superhero right fame glory get the pretty gal
22:45I mean that's sexist but okay well then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time
22:52that's out the window when the world needs you you answer your goddamn phone don't worry she hasn't
22:59flushed yet I don't even work for you and you never will not unless you show a little respect and
23:05decide
23:06if you want to be a superhero or not right now yes mark right now okay yes I want to
23:13help what's
23:15the problem rogue supervillain public in danger he's already in route here so we can talk on the go
23:21Eve's gonna be there oh did that just sweeten the deal what no I mean um where where is this
23:29at
23:30Mount Rushmore okay what state is that again what do they teach you kids in school these days
23:41who are you talking to oh um yeah that the thing with the the phone it's um it was a
23:47friend of my
23:47dance and uh I forgot I promised I'd help him with this thing um now
23:58how's it going in here I brought snacks
24:04South Dakota
24:06you know where Mount Rushmore is Cecil I wouldn't be asking for your help but Omni-Man is dealing with
24:11a kaiju ten time zones away and the new guardians are a shit show so here we are target is
24:17doc seismic
24:18he has a phd in seismology so the doc thing that's legit problem is he made himself a pair of
24:23earthquake
24:24gloves what's he want even he doesn't seem to know work in theory says brain damage from side effect of
24:29those gloves he basically gets a concussion every time he uses their basic mad scientist deal have
24:36fun kids and try to remember it's a national treasure down there
24:52you come to pray at this obscene monument they were oppressors racists slave owners I give you a new god
25:04worthy of worship
25:05bow before doc seismic
25:25the great emancipator
25:29he'll emancipate you
25:32from your lives
25:37wow man I'm still working on my one-liners but that one is really bad
25:50that's how you get ahead in life see it's not quite there it's not there no argument from me
26:02now
26:03anytime
26:04we need to take out his gloves
26:06those aren't gloves
26:07gloves are fingers
26:08they're more uh
26:09earthquake bracelets
26:10ha
26:11you're wearing earthquake bracelets
26:36we can tear down the old power structure
26:39build a new order
26:40we can tear down the old power structure
26:42build a new order
26:43We've got you in! Talk about pandering to gender roles!
26:46I designed my own costume, and I thought your doctorate was in seismology.
26:51Undergrad in sociology and women's studies. I had a minor in African dance.
26:54But enough politics!
27:41Shit!
27:42Let's go.
28:19Don't mention it.
28:23Eve! Eve!
28:30Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37God damn it.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the Jedi.
28:54Look out!
29:06Wow, that guy is toast.
29:09Oh, I see. So, like, none of these sound good, huh?
29:12Okay. I gotta go. I-I'll talk to you later, Eve. Thanks!
29:18You're welcome.
29:25Whoa, slow down. What's up?
29:28Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, but I left Amber waiting in the room, so I gotta...
29:31You left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:36Good. I mean, not good for her, but good.
29:40That's the tricky part of the job.
29:42Balancing what you want to do with what you need to do.
29:46Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
29:48Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark.
29:51You're a Viltrumite.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:53We have responsibilities that normal humans don't.
30:00Mm-hmm. Right. Yeah, thanks.
30:02Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay?
30:05You might want to change.
30:08Oh, crap.
30:10Dad, you got a little...
30:12here.
30:21I am so sorry.
30:24I've been sitting here for an hour.
30:26I know.
30:27Uh, oh, that's a good one.
30:29What'd you, what'd you think?
30:31Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
30:35I do want to hang out.
30:37I just didn't think that...
30:39Could've fooled me.
30:41I don't even know why I came.
30:44Okay, then.
30:45Why did you come?
30:46You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
30:50For the record, Todd kicked your ass.
30:53For the record?
30:55That's absolutely true.
30:58I've had guys throw punches for me before,
31:00but you're the first one who stood there and took them.
31:03Twice.
31:04I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
31:08An idiot?
31:09Maybe.
31:10Maybe not.
31:12So what now?
31:13Hmm?
31:14I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
31:19It's big, sir.
31:24Really big.
31:26First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
31:31Also, it might not be dead.
31:33Huh.
31:34Put it on ice.
31:35You never know when something like that might come in handy.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:41Oh, good God.
31:45Calamari for dinner?
31:47Get that off my counter.
31:50Oh, you sure?
31:51It's considered a delicacy in some places and an aphrodisiac.
31:56Like you need it.
31:59Did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house?
32:02I was kind of busy.
32:04Nolan.
32:04Yeah, I'll take care of it.
32:08Hey, don't forget I just took down a freaking kaiju and saved the world.
32:11Your husband's a bad-ass.
32:14Yeah, well, you're not the only bad-ass in this family.
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
32:20I told him lightning never strikes twice.
32:25Are you seriously going to put that on the grill?
32:29I've been sleepless at night.
32:34Cause I don't know how I feel.
32:39I've been waiting on you.
32:43Just to say something real.
32:48There's a light on your own and I think you know more than this calm and I have to go.
33:09Surprise.
33:12Look, I screwed up, Ian.
33:14I know I did.
33:16I just, I just, I don't know why I keep doing this.
33:18I don't want to.
33:20You know that, right?
33:21You know I love you.
33:23I know.
33:24But that wasn't an apology, Rex.
33:27You're right.
33:28I'm sorry.
33:29Look, give me a do-over.
33:31Just this one time.
33:32I'll be better.
33:33I promise.
33:35Good luck with the new team, Rex.
33:43Fuck.
34:01Good for you, Mark.
34:12Yeah.
34:16Fuck.
34:38Oh
34:53Door
35:04Stay back from the door
35:15Shit
35:17Ah, sorry Pete
35:44Damn
35:45Chicken pot pie night
35:58How?
36:00Obvious
36:01As the original article, my intellect is undiluted by the cloning process that created you
36:07Oh
36:09Please just open the door
36:13Say it
36:14You cheap genetically inferior knockoff
36:19Say it
36:20Stay here forever
36:26I'm the clone
36:28Yes you are
36:30This way
36:32Hey
36:35Woo
36:37Woo
36:38Woo
36:40Run
36:40Run
36:41Run up some gangster like you wake up in jiggies and load the clippin'
36:45They wait up for our section and statisticians feel sick
36:47Accountants think it's sicky, they never count it so quickly
36:50Got a muster
36:51Lock off of abacus for a mess
36:53One
36:53One
36:54One
36:54One
36:54One
36:55One
36:55One
36:55One
36:55One
36:56One
36:56One
36:58One
36:58Email
36:59One
37:02One
37:03One
37:04Pardon
37:04One
37:07One
37:08One
37:08One
37:11Oneáťt
37:19One
37:22Two
37:23Today
37:30We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:58Oh, multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it.
38:09You being the original and all.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother.
38:40But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update.
38:54You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do,
38:59but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:28My apologies. Didn't mean to scare.
39:33What are you doing in my house?
39:35Seeking information, clues, answers.
39:40Answers to what?
39:42That night, the massacre. Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about. You need to leave now.
39:51Seven dead, one alive, your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did. Answers were unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:07Escape from hell.
40:09Seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing. Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No. He didn't see anything.
40:19Hmm. You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie?
40:24You alright? I thought I heard something.
40:31I'm fine. I was just coming to bed.
40:34Wait.
40:49TaŃŃ.
40:51You...
40:56You're dead.
41:02I see WWI praudity.
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