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00:06SAFEST TOWN IN AMERICA
00:07Must have been boring, huh?
00:09Agnes and Marty made love?
00:11Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
00:14You're in good company.
00:15This is an ankle monitor.
00:17Machines had some of that drive.
00:19Session or application at Hinkley Academy.
00:21I'm applying there, too.
00:22Does the DJ get to dance?
00:24I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected.
00:27My letters, the evidence, they destroyed it.
00:31I don't like to leave a job unfinished, Alison Grant.
00:36Is that the fucking garbage man?
00:39It's garbage!
00:45No signal.
00:46Somebody help!
00:50Help!
00:52Help!
00:52Help!
00:53Somebody help!
00:55Help!
00:55Help!
00:56Help!
00:57Somebody help!
00:59Help!
01:00Somebody help us!
01:01Help!
01:02Help!
01:03Help us!
01:04Alison!
01:09Alison!
01:11Where's Gary?
01:12What did you do to him?
01:13I killed him.
01:15Like I killed his brother.
01:18Like I'm gonna kill you.
01:24Oh my God.
01:26Oh no!
01:26Shut it off.
01:27Oh my God.
01:28Is that gonna help me?
01:29No, dude?
01:31I'm sorry!
01:33I...
01:34It's my baby monitor!
01:35My...
01:35My baby's crying.
01:37Poor kid.
01:39It's too bad.
01:41You weren't even supposed to be here.
01:44It's no baby.
01:46He needs his mother.
01:48You got me down in this goddamn bunker.
01:51I don't want to die in a pit.
01:53Don't get cute!
01:56Drop the phone.
01:58Sorry.
01:59Okay, I just need to vent.
02:01You about to kill me, and I can't even vent?
02:04She needs to go through her venting process.
02:06We all do. We need to go through it.
02:09Yeah.
02:10I got a pit in my stomach,
02:12and I'm going to die without help.
02:16Shut up!
02:17Drop the phone.
02:19It's done.
02:21Wait!
02:23You owe me an explanation, right?
02:26We need the wire.
02:27All the great villains have a confession.
02:29Before they kill us, they tell us a soliloquy.
02:34Make it long.
02:36Ladies,
02:37I just get paid
02:39to take out the trash.
02:49I don't have to do this.
02:52You should have stayed on your side of the fence.
02:58Rob!
02:59Samira.
03:01Holy shit!
03:04Are you okay?
03:05Physically, yes.
03:07But emotionally, that's not to be seen.
03:09Are you okay?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Oh, my God.
03:11Actually, it was strangely kind of thrilling.
03:13Will you?
03:14Oh, no!
03:18Get out!
03:19Get out!
03:23Rob!
03:24Are you okay?
03:27Look at me!
03:39Jesus, wait!
03:42He must have caught his head on that.
03:45No shit, Sherlock.
03:51Is he dead?
03:53Yeah.
03:55Okay.
03:57So, I killed him.
04:00Huh?
04:02I fucking killed him.
04:03And he's—
04:13I was like, he was again,
04:14He's like, oh, man.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:20I've been okay.
04:23I've been okay.
04:29Hold on, love.
04:32I've been okay.
04:33I've been okay.
05:36Oh, yeah, shit on the stick.
05:38If you make it to your house, knock on the front door, run around to the back of your kitchen,
05:46death before you go.
05:47That's evil, evil is going on.
05:55Okay, what the hell happened out there?
06:04I feel like there might be something else they're not telling us.
06:13Look, man, let me take this one.
06:15I got this.
06:25Why were you all out there?
06:26Naveen and I were telling Samir about our childhood hideout, and she wanted to see it.
06:30And as soon as we got there, out of nowhere, this man...
06:33The garbage man.
06:34Right.
06:35He jumps out, amped up, ready to throw hands.
06:37Now, we tried to run, but he blocked us, so we had to fight back.
06:41I mean, we were giving him everything that we had.
06:43He was like the Terminator.
06:44He would not stay down.
06:46Was there anyone else there with you?
06:47No.
06:50Can you think of any reason why Walters would want to target you?
06:55Too many diapers in our bins?
06:57So he attacks you without provocation.
07:00It was random.
07:02Though he did also mention in the melee that he'd murdered our neighbor.
07:06Which neighbor?
07:06Gary.
07:07He lives...
07:09Lived in the Victorian.
07:11So, yeah, I guess it's just your sort of run-of-the-mill random killing spree.
07:15Yeah.
07:15But I gotta say, people almost always have a motive.
07:20There's tons of stories where people just wake up in the morning, go to work for the 8,000th time,
07:24and just snap.
07:25So, who landed the final blow?
07:28It was an accident.
07:29I did it.
07:31It was me.
07:32Naveen.
07:34You killed someone?
07:36I...
07:36How'd you do it?
07:37I pushed him.
07:38You pushed him?
07:38He was heavy.
07:39Did he die by push?
07:42No.
07:43He...
07:44fell.
07:48He fell onto this metal thingy, which I pushed him onto, on purpose because I killed him.
07:53He's clearly traumatized.
07:55This was self-defense.
07:57Naveen, the pain.
07:59Didn't know you had the cojones.
08:01Way to tuck in those pussy flaps.
08:03Run with the big dogs, huh?
08:05Garbage men are a bunch of stinky creeps.
08:08I mean, it's a respectable union job.
08:10Big night for Danny boy.
08:11Finally got to see the famous pit after all these years.
08:15Gotta be honest.
08:16Little let down.
08:17And that shrine.
08:21Can't even imagine what you two went through.
08:26What's been traumatic?
08:27Losing your best friend all of a sudden.
08:30Nobody to talk to.
08:31I do.
08:32I mean it.
08:33You never get over something like that.
08:36Thanks.
08:36Yeah, it was pretty tough.
08:38But I never understood why you two had such a hard-on for this chick.
08:42I mean, she was a real see you next Thursday.
08:44There he is.
08:45That's not even the...
08:46Actually, it technically works, I guess.
08:50Well...
08:58From where I stand.
09:01This is all pretty cut and dry.
09:03We're going to write this up.
09:06You folks have a good night.
09:17What the actual fuck just happened?
09:19You just saved my life.
09:22That's what happened.
09:23I wish we could have saved Gary too.
09:33I'm never letting go of you.
09:36You're trapped now here forever, right?
09:38You know that?
09:39In the cul-de-sac of my arms.
09:44There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
09:50Honey, I love you.
09:53We gotta stop touching each other.
09:54That really hurt.
09:55But I love you too.
10:18I thought I'd never see my boys again.
10:23I know she wanted to be alone.
10:26But do you think she's okay over there all by herself?
10:29Without Gary?
10:31Yeah.
10:33We got the guy that did this to her.
10:36She's safe now.
10:38We all are.
10:41Yeah.
10:54I just hope that even for a brief moment, he got the closure he needed.
10:59Because he wanted to know what happened to his brother.
11:01It's like I wanted to know what happened to me.
11:04And he got so close to the truth, you know?
11:07Too close to Gary.
11:11A good guy.
11:12And a bad neighbor.
11:14Just to clarify one thing.
11:16Were you ever actually married to him?
11:18No, it was just a cover in case someone discovered me.
11:21Well, I'm sorry that I blew up your spot.
11:23Here I was thinking everybody else was nosy neighbors.
11:25Turns out, it's us.
11:28So, what's next, Al?
11:29Uh, what's next is I'm getting the fuck out of Hinkley Hills.
11:33Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave tonight.
11:34Because the garbage man is gone, and nobody else needs to know I'm here.
11:37So, my secret dies with him.
11:39Because you covered for me.
11:44In the house?
11:45I don't know.
11:45I still own it under a trust.
11:47So, I might have my lawyers put it up for auction.
11:51And find you guys a weird new neighbor.
11:53Oh, God.
11:54So, are you guys here for a good time or a long time?
11:58This is home.
12:00Official Hiltonians.
12:02I mean, technically, we're still my parents' tenants.
12:04But, I guess the house is as good as ours.
12:06Even if it doesn't feel like ours.
12:08Naveen, would you like to help me clean up?
12:11Take the stuff to the kitchen?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Okay.
12:14Sure.
12:14Thanks a lot.
12:16I spent the last 20 years wondering what happened to you.
12:21And now you're leaving again?
12:23We need more than a few days.
12:25We need weeks.
12:28Years.
12:28I'm finally free.
12:32I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore.
12:34Exactly.
12:35A better reason for you to stay.
12:37I was never, ever going to spend my whole life in Hinkley Hills.
12:42Make it sound like it's a bad thing.
12:43No, I didn't mean it like that.
12:45I just meant...
12:48I never fit in here.
12:50And this place holds a lot of bad memories.
12:54Even though it holds a lot of good ones, too.
12:57It does.
13:00But I need to move on from my own peace and sanity.
13:05I want to turn over a new leaf and let it go.
13:10And you should, too.
13:14Don't forget about us.
13:15I never did.
13:18And I never will.
13:24Thank you for looking out for me.
13:27I got you, girl.
13:28And thank you guys for always making me feel safe.
13:32Now that my phone isn't in a ditch in the woods, you know how to find me.
13:38Yo, one more time for the boys.
13:40For the boys.
13:41For the goddamn boys.
13:49Get her in.
13:56Sorry I'm late, guys.
13:57Thought we could use something stronger tonight than dry old sauvon.
14:03Also, I brought some snacks to pass around, so please help yourself.
14:08See, Allison's rubbed off on you.
14:09I'm never eating that again.
14:10No, that's how I feel about tequila.
14:12Ever since Marty and I went to Acapulco on our honeymoon.
14:15What happened in Acapulco?
14:17I took my top off at dinner.
14:19What?
14:19I know that's right.
14:20Lynn, you took your titties out?
14:22This is like robbed with whiskey.
14:24Banned.
14:25No dark liquor, no dark places, as I always say.
14:28Black and berries, sweet to juice.
14:30Glasses up, guys.
14:31Let's do it.
14:32Woo!
14:33Throw it back.
14:33Cheers.
14:37That's my third.
14:38I'm trashed.
14:41I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:45What's up, babe?
14:48The garbage man said, I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:52What about it?
14:53I mean, it's a weird thing to say, isn't it?
14:57And it's the way he said it.
14:59I just get paid to take out the trash.
15:02It was like paid trash.
15:04What are you talking about here?
15:05What are you saying?
15:06The saying, I'm paid to take the trash out implies you're paid by someone.
15:11And what if Walter's following somebody else's orders?
15:14And what if that somebody else is still out there?
15:21Or I can just accept that we got the guy and it's all over.
15:25That's what Allison did.
15:26I can't get paid to take the trash.
15:29Yeah.
15:33Yeah.
15:39What if he was...
15:41Okay.
15:41I don't care.
15:41Right?
15:41Yeah.
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Yeah, yeah.
15:47Yeah, she'll tag him.
15:49Yeah.
15:50Yeah.
15:50Yeah.
15:52Okay.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Yeah.
15:58I do it all night long.
16:08I do it all night long.
16:14I got a new one for you.
16:16I like the way that sounds.
16:18I'm about to do it for you.
16:20I like to break it down.
16:51I like to break it down.
16:54I like to break it down.
17:14Todd, you in here?
17:15You may enter.
17:23i got something to show you you ready for this one
17:28no monitor i did my time and i'm no longer under sac arrest sounds french no sac arrest
17:39where's the enthusiasm todd aren't you happy for me thrilled the bits
17:46i mean i guess your range of emotions tends to be on the you know subtle side i'm good with
17:51that
17:51well what does dana dog want to do now that she's free to get her groove on
17:59i want to breach a perimeter i want to get the fuck out of this cul-de-sac
18:03all right then let's do it
18:10god i love this street
18:18what they're thinking you know what's weird everyone that lives in this neighborhood
18:22that part no follow-up on the garbage man barely any news it's like nobody even mentions gary the
18:31whole town just swept it out of the rug like nothing happened i mean i guess the whole murderous
18:36garbage man does slightly chafe with the safest town in america thing almost like a cover-up
18:42yeah it would slightly support your theory
18:48the hell what is it you helped me start a new chapter here's a chance to start yours keep it
18:55sell it
18:55blow it up for kicks whatever you want to do all my love allison
19:03i didn't get it
19:06allison made us the trustees what the victorian
19:22i need to close this loop i really want to make sure that this is over if you say that
19:26there's
19:26more to this then there's more to it i appreciate that
19:33this is very mr and mrs smith of us mr and mrs fisher or dare i say it quite bond
19:40uh not trying connelly again right it's connery and i stand by the fact that it is a very good
19:46impression given austin powers and needs a shrek if that's what you're going for
19:50i love it you're killing me here that right there it's too soon fair oh this is so confusing
19:58why would the garbage man go after all of these people
20:02so none of them seem to have any connection unless
20:07you know how danny said yes i know i'm referencing danny that uh everyone has a motive
20:12i kind of zoned out after he said the thing about naveen's pussy flops
20:14yeah well he was right about one thing they always do unless they suddenly snap yeah but
20:20the garbage man didn't snap over the course of 20 years he had to have a motive so i'm saying
20:25that there has to be a connective thread here then we need to establish a pattern
20:41god i love this place i never thought that i'd stay in hinkley hills my whole life
20:49but here i am i know that the suburbs get a bad rap sometimes but i've lived a lot of
20:55places in my life
20:56and this is one of the best it's a good place to grow up do you want kids i want
21:01nothing more
21:03me too cool me too you said that already
21:08i'm really glad that you texted me i'm glad you gave me another shot i totally did not deserve it
21:14after the way i acted and i totally would have understood if you never wanted to see me again but
21:18i'm so i mean i like you naveen and you have really great taste in music you think so
21:33cool wow mr whitmore's here who's that my history teacher junior year what's his deal mr shitmore
21:42kind of an open goal for a kid like danny daniels who's the most hated teacher at inkley high
21:48what do you do i remember this year where he failed the kids in his class
21:52which to be fair they kind of deserved because they were all quite lazy and stupid
21:58but then the parents complained to the principal and the school board
22:01tried to get him fired did they fire him no they didn't
22:06so what happened to him he died how'd he die a hiking accident in the rockies
22:14which i remember being weird at the time and why is that weird i could have sworn i'd seen him
22:18in
22:18the library that morning i don't know maybe i didn't well you did someone's like
22:26i've also been listening to a lot of like ethiopian jazz lately to clear my head after everything
22:33with the attack yeah no i'm sorry like i just i didn't know if i should bring it up no
22:37it's fine
22:38i'm i'm i should talk about it more i'm trying to talk about my feelings more in general
22:44apparently therapy works oh you were ticking off some big boxes naveen we love a man in therapy
22:51were you terrified i was really terrified but then my papa bear instincts kicked in
22:55and that was it that was a wrap i was like super mario getting a power up let's go
23:02anyway it's like a super strength entered into my body that i didn't even know was in me
23:07like those moms that lift cars off their kids i didn't want to kill them but i couldn't let my
23:13little buddy miles grow up without his parents you want to hear a crazy theory about the garbage
23:17man what's that i think he was working for someone the town no like a work for hire assassin
23:23like a henchman well then why would he come after you oh he didn't come after me per se but
23:29there were others oh sorry i'm not following okay it's a crazy story okay i'm listening the guy
23:34that owned this place hank disappeared right oh no oh
23:48agnes to what do i owe this distinct displeasure lynn i've come to speak to you woman to woman
23:56what does that mean i'm not gonna pussyfoot around it i know no no what about you and bill
24:04oh i i don't know what you're talking about let's not do this i've seen the suggestive gardening
24:11i know he joined your woods walk don't think i am not aware of everything that goes on in my
24:17neighborhood and don't think that i don't know about you and marty are you really gonna hold
24:27something against me that happened in the past with someone who is no longer with us yes you really
24:35do need to learn to let things go bill is a lovely man and frankly he deserves better than you
24:46lynn are you aware that marty never pulled the proper permits when you renovated your kitchen
24:53i let it slide because we were close but there's a very hefty fine and on consideration i think i'll
25:03have
25:03to call the inspector see you around neighbor
25:16marty we are
25:36oh
25:37lynn what the
25:38fuck no housekeeper privilege oh i'm sorry i'm so sorry i didn't mean to re-traumatize you
25:47but this is an emergency are you okay i am very much not i came to you because you're a
25:53friend
25:54but more importantly at this exact moment because you're a lawyer okay go on i desperately need
26:02expert legal advice and this can be a private conversation correct attorney client privilege
26:10i waive my secrets uh double indemnity that's not exactly how this works i have been keeping marty's
26:17body in my fridge for the last six months
26:23you serious deadly serious
26:26i i didn't kill him he he was getting eggs and he had a heart attack and he's still in
26:35there and an
26:36inspector is coming this is above my pay grade i mean failure to report a death is a felony
26:43i was afraid you would confirm that
26:45so what are my options who else knows about this dana and todd and now you ma'am
26:55why am i always murder adjacent i didn't kill him but i can't get arrested i have i have delicate
27:02wrists and i run cold oh god they'll find him stupid stupid stupid why didn't i bury him when i
27:10had the
27:13chance
27:24go and live this way
27:29okay look
27:31no this way stay straight stay straight i know but sorry i'm directionally challenged you've got to work
27:38my son's done it's pinching my finger it's all right it's on my foot
27:50hey
27:56that's it rest well buddy if i could just say a few words
28:04marty you were so loved you were a wonderful friend father and husband most of the time
28:13i spent over half my life with you and i will miss you every day even though you hurt me
28:23i forgive you and even though you won't be with me anymore you'll always be next door
28:40uh i i really loved your pie it was
28:47it was a very good pie we're gonna take care of your gal over here marty we're surrounding lynn and
28:54you'll rest while in the spot people already think there are bones in there might as well be yours
29:01right i wish i could have met you but you could say i met you in a way
29:11are those from agnes's yard oh right todd you have a death wish
29:21i want to go first but you know i don't want to get my berries from there
29:29yoohoo is that hinkley hills's hottest bravest couple hey hi after us of course
29:35how you healing benedict cumberbitch yeah it's good stuff it's actually pretty painful and dramatic
29:40but thanks oh totally did you hear your neighbor gary bequeathed the victorian to the town in his will
29:48isn't that such a pleasant and unexpected surprise yeah wow most surprises tend to be unexpected oh my
29:55god you're so funny i know british yeah you know he was murdered right ugh i don't like to dwell
30:01yeah that guy was such a weirdo b2a is thrilled of course we can finally clean up my great great
30:07grandfather's home and restore it to its former glory i didn't realize you were a hinkley we don't
30:12like to flaunt the pedigree hinkley stay humble sorry not sorry in advance for all the construction
30:16noise anyway it is so good to see you guys we'll see you guys around okay sounds good but allison
30:23gave us the deed and the keys so why lie
30:31she's here hi honey i have some big news
30:37lay it on me guess you got a tinkley academy
30:39what girl i'm so proud of you can't say i'm surprised you will remember us when you do
30:47inevitably end up in the white house exactly i'll give you that was there anything else
30:55i overheard ainsley's mom mcgirmer outside just now they said the people the academy live in this
31:01year are trash i'm sorry they're just jealous okay i have so many words for them right now none of
31:08which feel appropriate to stay in front of you it's okay
31:19your boy naveen coming tonight unfortunately not he's on a second date you okay hon yeah sorry
31:28rory told me she overheard agnes and lauren say she and the other kids that got into hinkley
31:32hills academy this year are trash and i just i feel a way about it i heard that agnes's granddaughter
31:39didn't get a spot she was actually one of the parents that went for that teacher
31:43that i was telling you about agnes led some insane crusade to try and get him fired and then he
31:49died
31:53agnes hated allison right yeah
31:58go with me on this focus are on do it for decades people in hinkley hills have gone missing we
32:05weren't
32:05the only ones who went missing he's about as much in hawaii as elvis is running a gas station in
32:10pittsburgh allison and gary found the link but they couldn't find the motive i think i did all right
32:15get on with it everyone on allison and gary's list of potential victims went against the town okay they
32:22were a nuisance they were a problem they were trash but then the parents complained to the principal in
32:27the school board tried to get him fired there was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of
32:32his car
32:32small business owner refused to sell the garbage man took them out i just get paid
32:41to take out the trash it's a bit on the nose he said paid implying that he was following someone
32:48else's
32:52orders girl you get the trash truck doing the damn thing on a sunday come on what are you trying
32:57to
32:57say who is rapidly hell-bent on keeping this town pristine at all cost who terrorizes their neighbors
33:04who uses their position to to keep people in line think of it as your new bible the evil overlord
33:10person
33:11that spent 25 years devoting their life to keeping hinkley hills the safest town in america
33:28who's wrong with me
33:32why do i feel like this
33:36i'm so crazy now
33:41uh-oh oh he's got moves
33:46that's right ladies this dj can dance naveen's famous nyadas short for pina coladas don't think
33:55about it too much
33:59hmm it tastes like vacation right top secret recipe wow it's a secret no for real like it's like a
34:07top
34:07secret recipe
34:10all right all right i'll tell you but you gotta pause you can't tell anybody no your secret is safe
34:17with me
34:21okay the secret is the dark rum flow
34:42okay but the entire mission of the hoa is to keep hinkley hill safe orderly and clean yeah but surely
34:51the
34:52whole of the homeowner's association can't be involved in some murderous townway conspiracy can they
34:58let's look at the book we should go on vacation sometime i uh i'm really good on boats
35:04and i'm really good at pools
35:09and notas
35:10yeah does i'm gonna grab dessert okay yeah oh let me take care of these
35:24now we should at least be wary of anyone at the top especially anyone close to agnes
35:30oh my goodness
35:35oh my goodness
35:36shit
35:37mmm that was amazing oh i can't take credit my friend gave me the recipe
35:43i'm gonna be right back i'm just gonna run to the uh ladies room okay
35:54wait but just because she's there doesn't necessarily mean she's involved and also what would the hoa have
36:00specifically against naveen they think he killed their guy
36:07hey i think i put too much secret in the and then yadas oh no are you okay i feel
36:17oh
36:22is he picking up oh
36:24shit it's going straight to voicemail try again
36:31nivine leave him
36:38the lights are on okay
36:40how are you come on i'm coming nivine nivine
36:50nivine
36:50nivine
36:56nivine
36:57nivine
36:58oh no this is bad
37:02ralph
37:03stop
37:06nivine
37:10it's them
37:13nobody kidnaps our friend in our neighborhood and gets away with it
37:17it's
37:29it's
37:33it
37:48Fade pictures on the wall
37:53Disconnecting on the phone
37:56I gotta get out
37:58Oh, figure this shit out
38:00It's too close to comfort
38:02Oh, it's a thief in the night to come and grab you.
38:08If you creep up inside, you won't consume you.
38:12A disease of a mind, it can't control you.
38:16I will lie, come on, die.
38:19Oh, you're pretty, right.
38:21You're like the city of one day.
38:22You're like the city of one day.
38:25I'll talk to my talk.
38:33You're like the city of one day.
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