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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 1
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00:06Cheshire, the Champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with
00:12supercars and your neighbour might just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:19In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:25Let's go, let's go, let's go. But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never
00:31far away. Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:43The ladies here are a different class and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship.
00:51And receipts, you'd better keep them for both.
00:56Show me what you got, do your words.
00:58Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in. Alliances are priceless, betrayal is expensive,
01:06and if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride. Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:18I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:25Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:30I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:37I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:42I don't have time for gossip. I'm too busy building an empire.
01:47Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
02:04I've never been in the car with you before. You have. You've never driven.
02:09I'm not the best driver. No, you're definitely not. You are a terrible driver though. I'm terrible.
02:13Am I in the right gear? What's going on? You're in something that's not right.
02:17I'm a rat. Are you doing that on purpose? No.
02:26Can I get a serving your blonde? No problem, I don't. Thank you.
02:30I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow. I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow,
02:38flow.
02:38I just want to glide a little bit. Me and go with the sky a little bit. Yeah, I just
02:43want to flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:44Hi. Hi. How are you? You look nice. Oh, look at you. You look pretty in pink.
02:52Mwah. Mwah. Come on, let's go. You okay? Yeah, good.
02:54I just want to glide a little bit. I've been away for such a long time. I know. How long
02:59were you in Dubai for?
03:00Like two and a half months? Two and a half months. It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:05I didn't think you were ever coming back. Do you know what, Rach? If I had it my way, I
03:09would have just stayed.
03:11I just want to flow. Never got a swing. We're not up in a boat. Stealing on the building. I
03:15don't want to go. If you're on it with me, probably had enough.
03:18Flow, flow, flow, yeah. I just want to flow.
03:25Why is no-one? She opened the gate so she knows we're here. Aunt Pika, it's cold. Are you going
03:30to let us in today, or should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest on the door? I don't know.
03:40Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire, and she's right here, baby. I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:50I want total harmony and peace.
03:53Sorry, Aunt Pika, it's three people f***ing to the toilet, and I'm sat here like Billy, Billy no mate.
04:02What's happening? What's the matter?
04:04I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:08And what's she doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:19Hi. Hello. How are you? Nice.
04:22Hi, ladies. Finally.
04:24You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:27I know.
04:28Look at you. Oh, yeah. Look at you.
04:35We've got pink champagne for the pink ladies.
04:38Aunt Pika's house is very Aunt Pika-ish.
04:41It's opulent, it's not to my taste, but that's okay.
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse, each to their own.
04:48Can you believe it? It's my first time.
04:50And you were so close to each other.
04:52We're so close.
04:53I know. I know.
04:53Literally.
04:54I'm thinking, why has that been, Seema?
04:56You walk the dog down here.
04:57I do.
04:58She walks the dog.
04:59That's like, that is an insult.
05:01I walk the dog down here, and I see your house, I'm thinking to carry on walking.
05:05Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:07As soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well, I'm Pika.
05:14He's never invited me.
05:16What's your excuse? Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before. I've been here a couple of times.
05:21She has been a couple of times, when she had the consortium company,
05:23and she's selling my stuff.
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates, and she'd have such a frosty disposition,
05:28I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay? Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:31I didn't.
05:32I didn't.
05:32I didn't.
05:33I remember, like, really frosty, I thought.
05:35I wasn't at all.
05:36Ice queen.
05:37If it's not me being a bin bag lady, I'm frosty, what is it with her?
05:42It's like, she can't help herself. Be nice, it costs nothing.
05:45I got up on me first.
05:47Big bad putting that word.
05:49Call me, I can't hit bad.
05:51Don't got time for chit chat.
05:53Oh, look at you.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:58Money make me happy.
06:00My love in the past.
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down.
06:04And she's made me walk all the way down there,
06:06because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:08I don't know.
06:09I heard at the moment.
06:10I don't know you killed it by a boss.
06:11She drives horrendous.
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits.
06:16But watch, she's got penises on her shoes.
06:18Oh, stop.
06:19Pointy.
06:20They're very pointy.
06:22They're a little bit odd.
06:23They look like a pointy penis.
06:26I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends,
06:30and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:34You meet so many people.
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:37Eh, 36.
06:38Oh, that's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:41But he said to me,
06:42I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:47I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that God.
06:50No.
06:50She can get free trams.
06:52Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free tram.
06:55No, I can't.
06:56No, I can't.
07:00It's good that you actually think I can get a free tram pass.
07:03Cheeky cow.
07:04So, I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:07Did you go to Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:10Oh.
07:10But she was busy.
07:10We tried to meet up, and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:13Our schedule didn't work.
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15You and Seema.
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period,
07:19but we're okay.
07:20Like, I feel like we've...
07:21Obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:23You called me a client.
07:24You were.
07:25Let's rewind.
07:25No, no, no.
07:26You were a client.
07:27I was a client before Paige.
07:28I was family.
07:29I was family.
07:29I'm family.
07:30I'm family.
07:30I'm now just a client.
07:31We've come over there, and we're on a good path.
07:33Good.
07:34And also, half the time, you forget what you were screaming about.
07:37Anyway.
07:38I kind of go...
07:39Me and you do.
07:40A lot of people don't.
07:41Oh, look at me.
07:50I'm the boss.
07:51I'm the man.
07:52I'm the queen.
07:53Look at me.
07:55Can you see?
07:56I'm everything you want to see.
08:00When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I saw...
08:03Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:05This was the staircase and the Burj Al Arab, and I thought if it's good enough for the Burj Al
08:08Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:10This is my bedroom.
08:12Oh, wow.
08:13Oh, I'm Peter.
08:14This is gorgeous.
08:17Oh, I love this.
08:18Nice little canopy.
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David.
08:23Oh, my gosh, you look so different when everyone's there.
08:25Yeah, that was, like, probably about 12 years ago.
08:27I've known David for 17 years.
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:36I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress, and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:41my friend for very many years.
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the same
08:49with me.
08:49And I think if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and have financial freedom and have
08:56health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:59I've been looking so fly, I've been looking so fly.
09:03Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:05Gorgeous.
09:05Yeah, so.
09:06Oh, and Pika.
09:08I am going to be here every day.
09:10We need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:25Oh, my gosh.
09:27I know.
09:27I know.
09:28This is such a fashion archive.
09:30She's got every single designer piece.
09:33I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:39This girl's got it all.
09:41Oh, and Pika.
09:42Oh.
09:43Right.
09:44I'm actually going to play dress up.
09:45What do we think?
09:47Oh, I really like that.
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I need a handbag.
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag.
09:53I'm thinking this for you.
09:55To me?
09:56No, this is for you.
09:57Oh.
09:58Well, I've got that in black.
09:59Oh.
10:08I know.
10:11I know.
10:11I know, I know.
10:13And I know, I know.
10:15Do you know what?
10:16It was so exciting.
10:29I know.
10:29I know.
10:29I know.
10:29It was inevitable.
10:29I'm really excited for her. That's what I want when I first met Peekaboe. She was married to Mark
10:36So Mark is on Peekah's first husband
10:43They actually look like each other yeah Mark and David could be yeah
10:47He live with her because she talks about the person called Mark. Yeah, they've got their son and it's a
10:52big house like this
10:55That's interesting David and Mark really shows they got on really well
11:01It's a very unique situation. It's very unique. Yeah
11:14Ladies this is the dining room. This is our formal room flowers. Hello. Hello
11:24Be honest you've done things in here and looked up and I have done things in here
11:29And it's really sexy. I've done it on the dining room table and it's so you can literally get the
11:35full
11:36Experience from every angle so you saying you've done things on this table table is there anywhere?
11:42They haven't christened in this house. I mean, I'm not being funny. I need some rubber gloves. I'm too scared
11:48to sit down on anything
11:49It was an experience
11:51Oh my god. So this was my marital home so obviously me and my ex-husband
11:57David's been here a few times, right? Yeah, and I just didn't think it was proper to get him to
12:02reenact something
12:03That I've already done. So then you put the mirrors here
12:05So then I'll maneuver David onto here. So we've christened this part. Mark and I have christened that part
12:11So it's all happy memories when I come in here. It's happy memories
12:14La la la la la la
12:16I can't unsee it. How do I unsee it? Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about
12:21some mirrors
12:22Coming up on the Real Housewives of Cheshire
12:29Nora's turning too soon
12:31And you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family. Would you go again would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying. Oh really? Oh, wow. Are you struggling with anything? It's pretty scary. Yeah, I am
12:41gonna miss the girls
12:43Have you told them yet? I'm not told anybody
12:45They're gonna be really shocked
12:47So the pair of them sat there like poison dumpa-lumpas slagging me off and it went on for about
12:51seven minutes
12:52You're very nice to people's faces. What behind that veneer of a smile. Are you really sensitive?
13:08How many cheese come on look at diamonds, Nora? Oh, she's on the floor. No, what are you doing?
13:19Oh, come on. Let's have a look at some jewelry
13:22Nora is turning two very soon and she is definitely well within her terrible two era
13:30I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations
13:36And it's hard. Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds
13:42So get your credit cards ready because yeah
13:45It's gonna be expensive
13:46Hi!
13:48Hello, my darling. You're okay?
13:50I'm scared. How are you?
13:52Well, you know, my voice is gone
13:53When's that coming back?
13:55I don't know. I don't know. We've got Nora here as well. She's just
13:58What? Hi, Princess!
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl. So cutie
14:04What a beautiful girl
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry. I've lost my voice
14:07So I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map and web
14:10Oh, amazing!
14:12And I am doing an edit with them for Ramadan
14:15Oh, wow!
14:16And we're doing the first ever Iftar event
14:18But the best part is why you're here today is I'm choosing all the jewelry for my edit
14:23And, and, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part
14:25I get to share that with some of the girls
14:27And of course I'm going to share it with you
14:28Are you doing it?
14:29So you get to try on jewelry and you get to wear it and borrow it
14:32Oh my god, Paige, thank you
14:34How blooming exciting!
14:37I know, so
14:37Oh my god, I told you the girls are going to love this
14:41Let's go, hold the Birkin, let's go
14:46Hold the Birkin, let's go
14:49Bloody hell
14:50Oh Paige, oh that's perfect
14:53Do you want to try it on? You try this on
14:56Ahhhh
14:56How much is this worth?
14:59150k
14:59Oh, it's fabulous
15:00I like the teamwork
15:01Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:02We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done
15:04So girly, isn't it?
15:06It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:10Oh wow
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah
15:11I mean, it's great with the outfit today actually
15:14It actually is perfect
15:15A bit of bling
15:16So I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea
15:19And I'll leave you to it, okay?
15:20Thank you, darling, thank you very much
15:21No worries
15:22Bye, thank you
15:25Bye, bye, thank you
15:30Ooh, this is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks
15:39So if I can get anything to zap those babies, make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter
15:45I'll pay anything
15:46I will start turning things up and you'll just start to feel a little something come on in
15:50Ooh
15:52Exactly that
15:53Woo, fucking hell, stop me sideways
15:56That is evil, that's like dog training with that electric collar on
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren
16:03Stop it, please, you're freaking me out
16:05It's not a nice sensation at all
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling
16:08I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree
16:14Oh, that feels lovely
16:15Oh
16:16When's it finishing?
16:18Not long
16:18Oh my god, now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren
16:21Jesus Christ
16:22Come on, feel it on my clit
16:24Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:29You can do this on people
16:30Come on, keep moving
16:32Oh
16:33Perfect
16:33Come on, two miles, please
16:36Oh god, that is really, really fun
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:40It gets tough
16:40It's like some type of karma sutra
16:43Yay!
16:44Finished
16:45Well done, well done, well done
16:46Lovely work
16:47Thank you, that was lovely
16:48Have a breather, let me get these off you
16:49I'll never do that again, that was hell
16:51To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day
16:54I actually had genuinely a lovely, lovely afternoon
16:58The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seam has ever been to your house
17:01I know
17:01I have invited her
17:03I invited her and Sandeep
17:04She declined
17:06I know, I didn't mean it in a horrible way
17:08I wasn't
17:08I know, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble
17:11I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house
17:14I'm going to peel it right back down to basics
17:16I don't know what about something that went on years ago
17:18But you know when you haven't addressed something
17:19And it niggles away at you
17:21Seema and Stacey
17:22Oh, I knew you were going to say that
17:24Yeah, literally
17:24And it's a bone of contention
17:26Was this Seema's party
17:28And they rang up Esther
17:31And they rang Esther up
17:33And they were both pissed
17:34She could hear everything
17:35Yeah
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down
17:38Yeah, that was it
17:39So they're ringing up Esther
17:40Esther didn't pick up
17:41So the pair of them sat there
17:43Like, poisoned umper-lumpers
17:45Slagging me off
17:46And it went on for about seven minutes
17:47And then Esther sent it to me the next day
17:49And it was absolutely shell-shocked
17:51I've always found with Seema
17:53That she is very warm and welcoming
17:55With a smile on her face
17:57But behind your back
17:58She's really schneid
17:59I am the same person that I've always been
18:01And you are too, Seema
18:02And that's a two-faced fucker
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces
18:07But behind that veneer of a smile
18:09Are you really sincere?
18:10I was so hurt and taken back
18:13By what Seema had said seven years ago
18:15You could say I'm pathetic
18:17You could say I'm childish
18:18But to me, I'm a person with feelings
18:21And I am like an elephant
18:23I will never forget
18:24If I thought you looked a crock of shit
18:26I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart
18:28You do?
18:28I don't think
18:29But I'd say it to your face
18:30Yeah, I agree
18:31I don't need to get in the back of a car
18:32Pissed out in my head
18:33Slagging you off
18:34Unbeknownst to you
18:35And then come, oh, hi
18:37She got caught
18:38You're like a smiling assassin
18:39She got caught
18:39You're a smiling assassin
18:41We can't do it over you
18:42We can't do it
18:43Got the whole squad living like a mummy just saying
18:46You're gonna live this way
18:48But you make the world
18:49I bet you feel like you're blue
18:49Tell me your place
18:51Yes
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done
18:54I mean, months ago
18:55Like six months ago
18:56Oh, really? A whole page?
18:57Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town
19:00It's been nine months
19:02Oh, my God
19:02How are you supposed to be in town for?
19:03Three?
19:05If I'm honest to you
19:06I've had enough
19:07It's like I'm drained
19:09Like I am
19:09I could scream every day
19:11Like I'm literally
19:11I was saying to Amir
19:12My head is like this
19:13Just kind of a bit above water
19:14We started our Harris renovations
19:17Nearly a year ago
19:18And the site is still an absolute mess
19:21And I just don't know
19:22When this project's gonna be finished
19:23Over half a mil
19:25Over budget
19:26Oh, Paige
19:27You know, if I'm truly honest with you
19:29Like, I mean, see me and Amir
19:31We've been together for years
19:32We love each other
19:32Yeah, of course
19:33But the reality is
19:34It's a test, isn't it?
19:35It's a big test
19:36And we are at each other's heads
19:38Yeah
19:39Yeah
19:39Nora's turning too soon
19:41You know, we've always talked about
19:43Wanting to grow our family
19:44Because Nora's at an age now
19:45Where we don't want that gap to be too
19:46Would you go again, would you?
19:48Well, we have been trying
19:49Oh, really? Oh, wow
19:50But the issue is
19:52Is like
19:53We're struggling with the house problems
19:55Like the stress
19:55Like then we're bickering
19:56Because I don't know
19:58If that's a factor in
19:59Probably why
20:00I haven't been pregnant yet
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky
20:03We didn't try as much
20:04And I just fell pregnant
20:06Whereas this time around
20:07We're starting to see
20:08That maybe it wasn't as easy
20:09As the first time
20:10And we do want to have more kids
20:12And we do want to have a future
20:13Where we can see all the kids
20:14Coming over the house
20:15And running around
20:16But who knows
20:18Who knows what's gonna happen
20:20Hopefully
20:21Hopefully
20:21One day
20:22We'll be able to grow our family
20:24Away from all this stress
20:25And have a calmer life
20:32Healthy
20:36Can you just put the strawberries on that
20:38Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:39Please
20:44Are you gonna miss me, Mum?
20:46Oh, don't start
20:47I'll start crying again, Seema
20:49Really, really
20:50What are you crying for?
20:52You don't need to cry
20:53I know, it's not the same, Seema
20:56Oh, Mum
20:57Listen, you're gonna be able
20:59To have a holiday with me
21:00I know
21:00I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls
21:03And after a lifetime of living here
21:06I'm actually leaving Cheshire
21:09Sandeep and the boys
21:11We're all moving to Dubai
21:13I'll miss all of you
21:14But for you
21:15Yeah
21:16It's something different
21:17Like mother-daughter
21:18I know
21:19You can sit and talk
21:20And all that
21:21It's a different relationship
21:23You're gonna miss me, see?
21:23You're gonna miss me the best
21:25The most
21:27I'm finding this all so hard
21:29Even though it's exciting
21:31Me and my mum are so close
21:35I don't have my dad
21:39She's everything
21:40Mum, dad, best friend
21:42And I think telling her
21:44Is actually making it really real
21:46You studied together
21:48Good morning
21:49Oh, hello
21:49Are you, you OK?
21:51Oh, yeah
21:51Hi, you
21:52Hello
21:53You OK?
21:54Yeah
21:54I'm fine
21:55I'm fine
21:56I'm surprised you are
21:57I don't know
21:58Good morning
21:59You OK?
21:59Do you want a coffee?
22:01Just a boil of water, please
22:02The move to Dubai
22:04Is the right time for us
22:05It's something we've always wanted to do
22:08And I can
22:09My work can still carry on there
22:12Aaron's moving with his company
22:14And I'm sure Neil will follow
22:16But it is gonna be hard
22:18It's a big step
22:19But I am looking forward to it
22:21I don't know
22:22Are you struggling with anything
22:23About leaving here?
22:25I think, obviously, it's pretty scary
22:26Yeah
22:27But I'll just miss everyone
22:29Here, basically
22:30And all the memories we've had here
22:32And I think that's what I'm gonna miss the most
22:35But the girls
22:36I am gonna miss the girls
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody
22:42I've not
22:43I don't know when the right time is to tell them
22:46Because they'd be shocked
22:47They're gonna be really shocked
22:49Who's gonna be the most shocked?
22:51I think Rachel will take it the hardest
22:54I'm really worried how I'm gonna tell Rachel
22:57She's always been my solid friend
22:59And I know she's gonna find this really difficult
23:04Yeah
23:05I'm worried about Rach
23:07She hates change
23:09She puts this hard front
23:11But she's not
23:12And I just
23:12I think I'm gonna find it
23:14The hardest telling her
23:15I'm gonna have to tell the girls too
23:19I don't know how I'm gonna do it
23:21I don't even know how to say it
23:22What to say
23:25But I'm gonna have to do it
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big
23:41If you get the right colour spec
23:43You can make it look so mean on the road
23:45See, what do you think about that?
23:46So if you look at it from this distance
23:48It's mean
23:49But it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane
23:55Mark and I going car shopping
23:57But this time
23:58I'm going car shopping
23:59Not as his wife
24:00But as his best friend
24:01It's a lovely weekend car
24:04This is gonna be
24:05Our new baby
24:06Yeah
24:07I'm gonna christen it
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way
24:10I open the door
24:11I'm there with beautiful lingerie on
24:13Who could resist?
24:14Yeah, yeah
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion
24:17I love Mark to death
24:19He was the love of my life
24:20And I still love him very much today
24:22People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre
24:27They don't quite get it
24:28They wonder if we still have sex
24:30They wonder
24:31Do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen
24:35Whoa, gee your imagination
24:37We're basically best friends
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean what we're wearing?
24:41Colour is a spice of life, Mark
24:43No, we're going to the circus
24:44So I'm thinking like, you know
24:45Straight up there
24:47Oh, yeah
24:47So you look like you're awake
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me
24:51Because as long as you like me
24:52That's all that matters
24:55Wow
24:55It is wow
24:57So how many swatches of different colours can you have?
24:59Or is it just literally
25:00With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours
25:03Oh, wow
25:04With the Rolls Royce
25:04So that's really based on your eye
25:06You can actually see 44,000 colours
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside
25:13But very extrovert on the inside
25:16So it's like a cream egg
25:18Might look nothing on the outside
25:19But once you get in, it's so tasty
25:22That blue is stunning
25:23The blue is beautiful
25:24To me, there's not enough of that blue
25:26The interior is just lush
25:28Right, well
25:29There's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:33Oh, yeah
25:35Big house, new shoes
25:37Speed it up, make moves
25:39Get loose, go wild
25:40Everything we work for
25:41About to see it right now
25:42I am so blooming nervous for Billie
25:45I am
25:46Yeah, she's nervous
25:47Obviously we had tears this morning and everything
25:50We are so excited
25:52And really nervous
25:54Because today, Billie Rae has her driving theory test
25:57This is her second attempt
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan
26:01So we are on tenterhooks
26:04Because if she doesn't pass this time
26:06It's going to be an awful day
26:07She's trying really hard
26:08So I just really want her to pass
26:10Do you know what?
26:10The one half lesson I gave her
26:12Yeah
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons
26:15Yeah, yeah, yeah
26:15She was very good
26:16Wait, hold on a minute
26:17And you didn't get stressed out
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know
26:22Have you done your test yet?
26:24That's so funny
26:25I hope, for her own sake
26:28Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving
26:31Because I had to take my driving test five times
26:33Before I passed it
26:35I was useless
26:36But you passed first time though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah
26:38I never had one last time to be lying
26:40Of course she did
26:40The road is my catwalk
26:41Yes, there you go
26:43All right
26:43Very good, you're very poetic today
26:45Thank you
26:45Well done
26:47It's a massive year for us this year
26:49Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up
26:52The businesses are thriving
26:55So we're stressed
26:56But we love it
26:57Being at Madison Square Gardens
26:59Has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
27:04What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced was the crowd
27:09It was electric
27:10It made you love it again a little bit, didn't it?
27:11A little bit
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out
27:17That's why we do what I do now
27:19The documentary was incredible
27:20And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show
27:22Yeah
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th
27:26It's going to go like that
27:27I think it's going to be a blink
27:28Yeah
27:29Oh God, absolutely
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink
27:31This year is going to go by really quickly
27:32It's going to be mega though
27:34Yeah, of course
27:34When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry
27:38Complete opposite ends
27:39He was in a massive boy band
27:41I was a backing vocalist
27:42We got together
27:43Had some babies
27:45Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage
27:49But they were tiny
27:51So I don't even think they remember it
27:53So this time around, it's going to be brilliant
27:56Because they are going to have such beautiful memories
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished then
28:02Ring her back
28:05Hello
28:06Oh no, not good
28:07Oh no, not good
28:08Boo-boo, you all right?
28:13Oh, sorry, sweetheart
28:14Oh no, it doesn't look good
28:19Hi
28:19Hello
28:20How did you do it?
28:23I passed
28:24Ah!
28:32She passed
28:33Oh my God
28:34I thought we were in for horrendous day
28:37But no, she passed
28:38Right
28:39On to the driving test
28:56I've got something to tell you, and I don't know how to tell you, I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry. Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:10Where are you moving to? Dubai.
29:14Sima and I are extremely close. We've spent so many years together, and with her leaving, it almost feels like
29:22a part of me is leaving as well. It just makes me so sad.
29:25You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there. You've been my big sister,
29:30my friend.
29:31I'm so upset.
29:36Oh, Marina! Oh, God, please!
29:40At first I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying. I mean, do you know, like, when
29:46a kid cries and goes, oh!
29:49I was like, oh, this is actually making me more nervous. How are the other girls going to react?
29:56You're the first person I've told. The girls do not have a clue, but I think Rachel's going to really
30:01feel it.
30:02But, yeah, today is going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:06MUSIC PLAYS
30:19You look cute. Do it well.
30:21Ta-da!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful. You have that made.
30:24I can say to you. Yeah.
30:25We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah. I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys.
30:30Hello! Oh, hi!
30:34How are you?
30:35How are you beautiful?
30:36I'm sorry I'm late.
30:37Hold on. I'm always late. How can you be late to your event?
30:41I had to come and pick her up, and she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually leaving, your friend.
30:47I fixed my make-up. I had to fix my make-up, fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place. I'm a big mess. I had to redo my make-up, and I'm just trying
30:54to put the smile up and be there for her because it's her moment and her choice when to tell
30:59the girls, not mine.
31:00It's good to see you girls.
31:02Tell them, I've told you're in the car.
31:04I'm so upset, Ampika.
31:05Oh, no.
31:06Tell them what we knew last.
31:07Did you? Years ago.
31:08No, but I don't remember. Years ago.
31:09Years ago.
31:10I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel when Lauren told me that apparently Ampika's got
31:15a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it. That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:21The other day, the same scenario as you really, something was brought up from ten years ago, Ampika said the
31:26other day, that I was frosty when I went to hers, and actually I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up? Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's everyone get on and do any drama or be friendly, and then not.
31:38Seven years ago, Ampika, what are you talking about? I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years
31:44ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me, and I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing.
31:57Oh, the boobs are so saggy. Nipples are halfway down the chest. Ha!
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:05Vagina lift.
32:06Is it like the bits that I hate?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, okay.
32:10Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:13Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all, and I'm not being able to tell you, because
32:18I don't know how.
32:21Y'all better not get in our way. Y'all better not get in our way. Y'all better not
32:28get in our way. Y'all better not get in our way.
32:30Hello!
32:31Hello!
32:32Oh, thank you! Hello!
32:35What's up?
32:36Hey, how are you doing?
32:38Nice, sir.
32:39I think Ampika's still married to Mark. He's always there. He seems to be very useful. It's quite an unusual
32:46situation.
32:47She's got two husbands, two bookends. They look the same, too.
32:52Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before. I've met, obviously, to David, but it's good to see.
32:56Joking.
32:56You look similar.
32:57Look, they're literally, they are very similar, don't they?
32:59She has a type!
33:02Mark is crazy. I mean, their relationship dynamic, oof, never heard it before. I mean, I'm all each to their
33:10own, but wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof, as well as the new partner.
33:15It's mental.
33:16If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down, then he calls David, tries to explain
33:23my point of view, and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view, and
33:27then we all make friends.
33:28She drives me up the wall.
33:31And then she tells me what to do, and she tells me where to go. She's always shouting and shouting
33:35at David, and then David and her are shouting. It's a bit of a comedy art.
33:42This is a relationship that works for me. With two men in my life, one from my past, one from
33:47my future, and it works perfectly.
33:49It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:51What are you playing for?
33:52You know what? I'm so glad I'm single!
33:55So is the man's fault.
33:55It is!
33:56You've got so many people!
33:57One shot, two shot, three shot, four. How many shots do it take till you go? Drinking champagne at the
34:03bottom, no glasses. Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:06I don't care for the girls.
34:09Hey girls!
34:11Hello, girls!
34:11How are you?
34:13How are you?
34:14How are you?
34:14I'm loving this.
34:15Look at you two getting on. I'm loving this.
34:18We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:21We're honestly...
34:22I feel like we're on such a good wave by the way now.
34:24Yeah.
34:24It's good!
34:25Good, love that.
34:26Cheers!
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I, but I finally feel like we're in a good place.
34:33She's been really nice... for now.
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment, which is the whole nip-tuck...
34:42Vagina lift.
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:45You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:47No.
34:47No, no, no, no.
34:48Wait, wait, wait, wait. So is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:51No, I don't have those.
34:52Oh, okay.
34:52I don't have those.
34:53Those are like...
34:54No, I don't have those.
34:55Sorry.
34:55Paige, they're not dangly.
34:57They're not dangly.
34:59God, Jesus, get that image out of your head.
35:02So you know how gradually gravity and age...
35:04Yeah.
35:04Can make things...
35:05You lose muscle.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Right, so you know how it used to be like this?
35:10Yeah, yeah.
35:11And now maybe it's more like this?
35:12Okay.
35:13Like balls, Phil's balls.
35:15A saggy scrotum.
35:16Balls, balls get longer.
35:17Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right.
35:19Right.
35:20So what we're going to do with that...
35:21Oh, they haven't gone long.
35:24I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:28Like, please, those mental images, I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:31Just stop talking about it.
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit off and stitch.
35:39And then we're going to look...
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah, soon.
35:43Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy badge.
35:46Are we all?
35:47Yeah.
35:47I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:49I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:51I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:53I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:55I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:57I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:57I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:57I feel like there's a real sometimes guarded shield with you.
35:59Yes, I'm about 100%!
36:00And I'm like, I'm going to claw that bloody shield down.
36:03I'm going to peel back the layers and get the core reviews.
36:06Do it!
36:06Do it!
36:07Because inside, there's a wonderful person screaming, wanting to connect with people.
36:11What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life,
36:15is you do need to be a little bit guarded.
36:18You do need to have a slight armour about you
36:20because not everybody means well for you.
36:23I think in some ways, Shane and we're very similar.
36:26Go on.
36:26Shane is very well-known worldwide.
36:30And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:33So when you're with someone who's high profile,
36:36it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:38Yeah, and I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Because my experiences have been, not all,
36:45but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:47So people only being friends with you because...
36:49Yeah, yeah.
36:50Or people, you putting your trust in someone...
36:53Yeah, yeah, I get that.
36:54..and then, you know, they sell a story or they make stuff up.
36:57Yeah. So, yes, it tends to...
36:58So I understand that now.
37:00I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down
37:03in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:05Yeah.
37:05So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife,
37:08which is fine because I am Shane's wife, but equally...
37:10I have my own element today.
37:11Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:13I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators,
37:17both with people that are well-known in the public eye,
37:20both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting
37:23of certain people and people's agendas.
37:26And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her,
37:29the more and more I like her.
37:31MUSIC PLAYS
37:32MUSIC PLAYS
37:32You've come to this party to behave
37:36Yes, I came to this party to be cracky
37:39A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:42Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:45Oh, wow.
37:46Anyway, so when she came to me and I said,
37:47but from one queen to another...
37:49LAUGHTER
37:49You did not.
37:51I did. I did.
37:52You did?
37:52I said, and I've been a queen a lot longer than you.
37:55LAUGHTER
37:56So I said, if you ever need any...
37:58Did she laugh?
37:59Did she laugh?
37:59Did she get it?
38:00She was delightful, right?
38:04She was delightful, right?
38:04How many you said that?
38:06Come on, the queen, too!
38:07Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
38:09I get what they want, I get what they want,
38:12what they want, they got nothing on,
38:14they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:17She's going back on to...
38:19Are you?
38:20You are.
38:22I'm spreading rumours.
38:23Are we up tickets?
38:24Yeah.
38:26Can we have tickets?
38:27Yes, front-run.
38:28Coming.
38:29Sheena's already invited us all.
38:31Oh, my God, that way.
38:31We've already got, you know, those T-shirts that said,
38:33We Love Shade.
38:34Yes.
38:41Hello!
38:43Oh, my God!
38:46Oh, mate, can I just have a...
38:47Can I just say...
38:49When and how and seven years ago...
38:53Oh, my God, I have festered on that team for fucking years.
38:57Seven years.
38:59Seven bloody years.
39:01What is wrong with you, woman?
39:03And what did I say?
39:04I thought, God, her hair's greasy, and then you're like,
39:07Oh, and her boobs are so saggy, her nipples are halfway down her chest.
39:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
39:10And I was like, what the fuck?
39:11Like, really?
39:12I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:15I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:18Right, OK, you're saying it.
39:20Yeah.
39:20I'll take that.
39:21And all I can say right now is, hand on my heart, I fucking take that back.
39:26You are beautiful.
39:27Thank you, Seema.
39:28No!
39:30Ampika, all I've been telling the girl...
39:31No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:33Oh, it...
39:34Because, hand on my heart, you're not there.
39:36Can I do that a bit harder?
39:37Yes, please.
39:38I've just made my mind up, accept it, Ampika, be a big girl, and make light of it.
39:44But you know what I'll do?
39:45I'll tolerate you.
39:46Hi and bye, hi and bye.
39:48I am now going to draw a line under the sand and move on.
39:52Aw, let's move on, love you too.
40:00Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
40:03What is going on?
40:05Why is she doing this?
40:07Because, erm, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:12Just seeing all the girls' faces, I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:19I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:21I am so emotional right now.
40:24There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:28Oh, no.
40:29And I've not been able to tell you for some time, cos I don't know how.
40:33Oh, no, cos I think you're dying.
40:35Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:36Yeah, it's hard.
40:37I'm going to start with you.
40:41Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever to have come into my life.
40:47I've met you at school, and you're that type of girl,
40:50even if you're going through a shit time, you just put a smile on your face.
40:54So everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:56Yeah, they do.
40:57I'm really confused.
40:59I'm just hoping that she's OK.
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me, and I'm actually panicking.
41:09Rachel, I love you so much, I can't even tell you, and I think this has been the hardest
41:13thing, is how am I going to tell you what I need to tell you?
41:17The team is scaring me now.
41:19I feel really unnerved.
41:22I just needed to say it.
41:23I just needed to say what is wrong.
41:25You have been the best friend ever, yeah?
41:31And, you know, Rachel, you're right, she can be frosty, and she can be hard.
41:37But one thing, once you break her, she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:42And, Pika, I am so sorry, you don't have greasy hair, you don't have greasy skin, and you definitely
41:48don't have saggy tics.
41:50They are everything that I have right now.
41:53I take it back.
41:55If I did say it, I am so...
41:56I can't hear you!
41:59Seema, apologies accepted, but do I trust you?
42:02No.
42:03Will I ever let you close to me?
42:05No.
42:05Does it really matter anymore?
42:07No.
42:08Just move along the bus.
42:10Sheena.
42:12I know we've not known each other that long, but we are the OCD queens.
42:17We are so fussy at every level.
42:20I love everything about you.
42:21Just keep being you.
42:23Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:26Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:29And Paige, oh!
42:31You know what, I brought you into this friendship group, and how we got to where we got, and
42:37I'm sorry for anything I've done to upset you.
42:40I just want you to enjoy this group, because it's the best.
42:43Seema's just said so many great and lovely things about all the girls in this group.
42:48She's come to myself and Sheena, and are we at the tail end?
42:52Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:54So, guys, I'm leaving Jesha.
42:59And I'm moving to Dubai.
43:02I can't believe she's going.
43:04This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:07I don't know, you can say, oh, you'll go over there, you'll catch up, but it's not going to be
43:11the same.
43:13I'm sad.
43:14I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:17I just don't know what to do without her.
43:19Are you winding me up?
43:21I thought you was dying, at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:24I'm in bits here, and my heart's going like the clappers, and you're just going, Dubai, I'll see you in
43:28Dubai.
43:29If I could book you a first-class ticket tomorrow, Seema, bon voyage.
43:34I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:35I wish you well.
43:36Bye.
43:38Why are you crying?
43:39Because I love it, Izzy.
43:40It's exciting.
43:43I can't rip you.
43:45Oh, my God, I thought you said you were going to die.
43:48You know, even though I've said it, I feel, I feel empty.
43:55I actually feel like all these memories that we've made, I'm just going to miss them.
44:03Oh, Rachel.
44:06I knew this was going to happen.
44:08My biggest worry was telling you, I knew, and I knew this, I knew this one would be like.
44:14Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:17I did not see it coming at all.
44:19I actually just want to go home.
44:21I don't want to be around anyone.
44:22I want to go home and cry.
44:24I know.
44:26With that done, all I want now is to make some good memories, have some good times, and I want
44:33no drama.
44:35But we'll see if that lasts.
44:38Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:41You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to, so I'm going to treat him to a
44:45neck and facelift.
44:46Yeah, literally look virginal, Mark.
44:49I just can't go for the show.
44:52I was not being judgmental.
44:55The saying that we don't really know each other was a bit bizarre.
44:59Oh my God, look at me!
45:02Oh my God, you look like a hooker.
45:04You've just said to me, our relationship is just surface level.
45:07That's how it feels.
45:10Oh, oh, are you okay?
45:13Oh my God, she was murdered.
45:13Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
45:45Oh my God, oh my God.
45:49Oh my God, oh my God.
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