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00:00Mt.
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00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe to toe with ancient
00:51gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:58Darkwing.
00:59Aquarius, War Woman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal, the Guardians of the
01:11Globe. Today we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes, and we are left to wonder who will
01:23save us now. I will. And so will others like me. New heroes answering the call. New champions
01:34ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe. All inspired by these great souls who
01:42came before us. You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty. But in those moments,
01:51have faith. And look to the sky.
02:04You seriously have to put everyone through this again? The big ones for show, but the public
02:09can't know where the actual bodies are buried. Souvenir hunters. Jesus. I was never a guardian
02:17of the globe. But it was the Guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet. They
02:24were my mentors. My comrades. My friends. They knew the reality of this life. Martian Man
02:34was exiled from his own people. War Woman was from a different age. Darkwing... well, Darkwing
02:43made his own kind of solitude. It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood
02:52our path. Even rarer, if they accepted it. I hope they will rest in peace. But at least,
03:00they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please, calm down. You wouldn't even let me see him. Joseph is finally standing
03:16still. And I still can't see him! I'd better... Yeah. You okay? Me? I don't know. Just doesn't
03:28seem real. I could have been my mom putting my dad in one of those holes. Or me. This could
03:34happen to the Guardians of the Globe. It means that none of us are...
03:54This is a private ceremony, Darkblood. Hmm. Never get invited. Show up anyway. What
04:01do you want? Same as you. Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell. Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:13You just don't want to go home. Maybe one day you'll know why. I already told Cecil everything
04:22I know. Saw nothing, heard nothing. Attacked in darkness. Left for dead. Are you insinuating
04:29something? Didn't mean to offend. Nuance of human conversation. Difficult for me. If you remember
04:39something, I'll call you. Let's get you in a car, Olga.
04:46Robot. You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team. You really
04:53saved our bacon with those flaxons. Thank you, Cecil. That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA and build
05:02me a new Guardians of the Globe. And you'll pick the team. You'll be in charge. The only person
05:08that you will answer to is me. Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure. Except it's never gonna happen. I've tried for a decade to make him an official
05:18Guardian. He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders. Not from me, anyway.
05:23Then I don't know what to say. Easy. Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza. I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight. Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants. Defeated nightmares from the deep. Gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt. We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what? Hang out? Go buy comic books? After this?
06:06Hey! Watch the tone.
06:08It's okay. It's not. This is new. I get it. But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure. Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow. Okay? Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life. Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay? It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:09Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy. They break more easily than you think. And I don't want
07:15a broken family.
07:16I don't know. I don't know if it's a 100-year-old boy. I don't want a broken family. I
07:46don't want a broken family. I don't want a broken family. I don't want a broken family. I don't want
07:46any more conversation with her.
07:46Everything you said I left on Red Boy
07:48Hello?
07:52Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark Grayson.
07:56Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark?
08:02From school?
08:05I know, I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God, you thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no, I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:19Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong, you've got a girlfriend,
08:24you're lame and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No, I think you're amazing.
08:34That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39That's not true.
08:41Sorry, it's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it.
08:45You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?
08:49What's going on?
08:51Uh, I was thinking finals are coming up and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
08:59A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible, no pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:13Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Red Rich's girlfriend had a meltdown and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:54Anything happening?
09:56Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn?
10:05Wait!
10:05Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just, just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I...
10:14I can't believe this!
10:16Eve...
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that!
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I...
10:47I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that demigod?
10:58Oh, shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangaea, Bug-Eye,
11:02it's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career
11:05to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name,
11:26I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials
11:45will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say,
12:07not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:12No idea.
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge
12:16will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your abilities,
12:20but by the uniqueness of your tactics,
12:25your adaptability,
12:31the agility of your minds.
12:48Oh.
12:49Oh.
12:49Oh.
12:49Oh.
12:50Oh.
13:11And perhaps most importantly, the strength of your character and spirit.
13:17That is what truly makes a hero.
13:22It is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe.
13:27Black Samson, Shrinking Ray, Duplicate, Monster Girl.
13:36Aw, look at her, she's adorable.
13:39But isn't there like an age requirement for this ride?
13:42Am I wrong?
13:43This seems weird, right?
13:47Rex.
13:48I don't know, you're here.
13:49Isn't there a dick-size requirement?
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52For what, your tiny dick?
13:54I mean, the way you've been strutting around here, you must be compensating for something.
14:03Somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking...
14:13I guess you missed my try-out.
14:21Still think I'm adorable.
14:38I'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid green face.
14:43Please stop, this is hardly constructive.
14:50Uh, is this okay?
14:52He asked for it.
15:01Okay, enough.
15:02Get lost, boy scout.
15:11Invincible hit that little girl.
15:14Oh, shit.
15:15Uh, look, I'm so sorry.
15:19Nah, my bad.
15:22The kid thing sets me off every time, and then it's like, rah, beast mode.
15:27Sorry about the dick joke.
15:28I'm sure your junk is awesome.
15:32It's fine.
15:33I'm good.
15:33You're good.
15:34You can punch hard.
15:38Didn't need your help, asshole.
15:40Oh, Christ.
15:43My, my.
15:45As I was saying, welcome to the Guardians of the Globe, Monster Girl.
15:50Gonna shit, bud.
15:51Along with Rexplode.
15:53Once he's recovered.
15:55And our final member, Adam Eve.
15:59Thank you all for coming today.
16:02We'll be making a public announcement shortly.
16:05Robot.
16:07No need to thank me.
16:08I obviously needed to remain impartial.
16:11But I'm still delighted so many members of the teen team made the cut.
16:15I can't be on the same team as Rex and Kate.
16:18What?
16:19Why?
16:20Hey, wait!
16:21Rex, what did you do?
16:24Thanks for the help, robot.
16:26Can't wait to be on your team.
16:32Hey!
16:33What's going on?
16:35Rex cheated on me.
16:36What?
16:37With Duplicate.
16:38All three of her.
16:40Whoa.
16:41Whoa.
16:43I walked in on them.
16:46Rex told her you and me were a thing.
16:48Ugh.
16:49What?
16:50That's crazy.
16:52I didn't want to say it while you were dating the guy, but what an asshole.
16:56He wasn't always.
16:58But, yeah.
17:00Well, that sucks.
17:02I'm sorry.
17:04Thanks.
17:05Thanks.
17:09Thanks.
17:10As soon as the forensic investigation has concluded, we'll be moving into the Guardian's headquarters.
17:15Until then, we'll be training here.
17:17Breakfast is at 6 a.m., then close-in combat exercises until lunch.
17:22Where is Kate Prime?
17:24Had a thing.
17:24I can fill her in.
17:26Okay, just to make it clear, there is no universe in which I wake up at 6 a.m. and
17:32the world isn't on fire.
17:35Come on, robot.
17:36We don't need this boot camp bullshit.
17:38It's us.
17:39We're not on the teen team any longer, Rex.
17:42Exactly.
17:42I'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers, but I was with the Guardians from day one.
17:48Wow.
17:48Thanks, Dad.
17:49Maybe if you didn't lose your powers, you might have been there to help the Guardians on their last day.
17:54I don't know you yet.
17:55So I'm gonna assume that was a joke, and I don't need to beat your ass until all you want
17:59to do is call me Dad again.
18:06I don't know you either, but we need a leader we can look in the eye, not a bunch of
18:10ones and zeros.
18:11No offense.
18:12That's actually super offensive.
18:14So, wait, you think you should be in charge?
18:17I am the most experienced.
18:18Yeah, at losing your powers.
18:21Didn't I crack that joke already?
18:22Why are we even putting up with this guy?
18:25He wears a suit.
18:26It takes batteries.
18:28Let's just get Eve back in here.
18:30I'm new to this whole team thing, but I thought it involved teamwork.
18:34As did I.
18:35Call me when you figure it out.
18:37I'll be in the gym.
18:39Me too.
18:41I'll go supervise.
18:43No, you won't.
18:44I can do whatever I like.
18:47Good first day, robot.
18:51Um...
18:53I can't do three combat exercises a day.
18:56I'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational.
19:00Whenever I transform, I get younger.
19:02It's part of the curse that gives me my powers.
19:05I don't look it, but I'm 24 years old.
19:08I used to go by monster woman, but it got too hard to explain, so if you don't want to
19:15start changing my diapers, three exercises a day are too much for me.
19:19I didn't... of course.
19:21My apologies.
19:22It must be... difficult.
19:24Try having a normal relationship looking like this.
19:27The guys who are interested are either going through puberty or popping up on sex offender registries.
19:32I understand what it's like for the world to look at you and see one thing, never knowing the truth
19:37of what's inside.
19:39How can you understand? You're a robot.
19:47Pathetic.
19:49This has got to go.
19:50Hide this.
19:52Toss this.
19:53What? Stop!
19:54Hey!
19:55Being a geek is cool now, okay?
19:58So maybe Amber likes comics too.
20:00You thought of that?
20:00Ya dick.
20:02I'm not talking about the comics.
20:03I'm talking about the dirty clothes, the dishes, the tissues.
20:09Uh...
20:11Better.
20:12Okay.
20:12I brought you some homework.
20:14A little Naomi Klein, a touch of Margaret Atwood, some Ta-Nehisi Coates.
20:18I haven't read any of those.
20:19But she has, so get started.
20:22It'll show Amber you're interested in her.
20:24She's also into spicy foods, stand-up comedy, and fourth-wave feminism.
20:29What?
20:29I read her file.
20:31I asked around at school.
20:33It's just a study date, not a first date.
20:36Oh, Mark.
20:37Every date should feel like a first date.
20:40Mark!
20:41Your friend is here.
20:53Go, out the back way!
20:54You can thank me later when you call me and tell me exactly how it all went.
20:58Hi, Mrs. Grayson.
20:59I'm Amber.
21:10William said I should read it to show you that I'm interested.
21:14Interesting.
21:16And I will.
21:17But this is more me.
21:21An honest man.
21:22I like that.
21:24So, you're into comics?
21:27Isn't that obvious?
21:30What's your favorite?
21:31Oh, man.
21:32I can't pick a favorite.
21:34But, ooh.
21:36This one is about a guy who's an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean.
21:41And this one is about a Jack Russell Terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts.
21:46Seance, dog.
21:47Cool.
21:48You mind if I borrow it?
21:50I mean, just to show you that I'm interested.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Absolutely.
22:02Okay.
22:03Don't know who that is.
22:04Um, I figured we should start with Global Issues and then move...
22:09Sorry.
22:10Must be a robocall.
22:12Heh.
22:12This should do it.
22:14So, Miss Walker says we should focus on the, um...
22:19I'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that.
22:22Yeah, uh, down the hall.
22:25On the left.
22:32Whoa!
22:34Christ almighty.
22:35I didn't think she would ever leave.
22:37Hey!
22:37Oh, what are you...
22:38How did you know Amber...
22:40Are you spying on me?
22:42Oh, you want to be a superhero, right?
22:43Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?
22:45I mean, that's sexist, but...
22:48Okay.
22:49Well, then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time...
22:52That's out the window.
22:54When the world needs you, you answer your goddamn phone.
22:58Don't worry, she hasn't flushed yet.
23:00I don't even work for you.
23:02And you never will.
23:03Not unless you show a little respect and decide if you want to be a superhero or not.
23:08Right now?
23:09Yes, Mark.
23:10Right now.
23:11Okay, yes.
23:12I want to help.
23:14What's the problem?
23:16Rogue supervillain.
23:17Public in danger.
23:18Eve's already en route.
23:19Here, so we can talk on the go.
23:21Eve's gonna be there?
23:22Well, did that just sweeten the deal?
23:24What?
23:25No.
23:26I mean, um...
23:27Where?
23:28Where is this?
23:29At?
23:30Mount Rushmore.
23:32Okay.
23:35What state is that again?
23:36What do they teach you kids in school these days?
23:41Who are you talking to?
23:43Oh, um...
23:44The thing with the phone.
23:46It was a friend of my dad's and...
23:48I forgot I promised I'd help him with this thing.
23:54Now?
23:58How's it going in here?
24:00I brought snacks.
24:04South Dakota?
24:06You know where Mount Rushmore is, Cecil?
24:08I wouldn't be asking for your help,
24:10but Omni-Man is dealing with a kaiju
24:12ten time zones away,
24:13and the new Guardians are a shit show.
24:15So here we are.
24:16Target is Doc Seismic.
24:18He has a PhD in seismology.
24:19So the Doc thing, that's legit.
24:21Problem is,
24:22he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves.
24:24What's he want?
24:25Even he doesn't seem to know.
24:27Work in theory says brain damage
24:28from side effect of those gloves.
24:30He basically gets a concussion
24:31every time he uses them.
24:33So your basic mad scientist deal?
24:35Have fun, kids.
24:36And try to remember,
24:38it's a national treasure down there.
24:52You come to pray at this obscene monument?
24:57They were oppressors, racists,
25:00slave owners.
25:02I give you a new god worthy of worship.
25:06Bow before Doc Seismic.
25:26The great emancipator!
25:29They'll emancipate you
25:32FROM YOUR LIVES!
25:37Wow, man. I'm still working on my one-liners, but that one is really bad.
25:50That's how you get ahead in life.
25:53See, it's not quite there. It's not there.
25:55No argument from me.
25:57Now die!
26:02Thanks.
26:03Anytime. We need to take out his gloves.
26:06Those aren't gloves. Gloves are fingers. They're more, uh, earthquake bracelets.
26:11Ha! You're wearing earthquake bracelets!
26:34You should be on my side!
26:36We can tear down the old power structure!
26:39Build a new order!
26:41I mean, look at the costume they've got you in! Talk about pandering to gender roles!
26:46I designed my own costume. And I thought your doctor was in seismology.
26:51Undergrad in sociology and women's studies. I had a minor in African dance.
26:54Undergrad inificación.
26:54But enough, politics!
26:56Yeah!
26:58też!
27:09wooo!
27:10Auchą, as hell!
27:15I've got billions!
27:19Tsuarawhite!
27:41Shit.
28:19Don't mention it.
28:23Eve!
28:24Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37Goddammit.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the Jedi!
29:07Wow that guy is toast oh I see so like none of these sound good huh okay I gotta go
29:14I'll talk to you later Eve thanks you're welcome whoa slow down what's up Cecil asked me to save Mount
29:29Rushmore
29:29but I left Amber waiting in the room so I gotta you left a girl in your room while you
29:33flew off to
29:33deal with a crisis mm-hmm good I mean not good for her but good that's the tricky part of
29:41the job
29:41balancing what you want to do with what you need to do mm-hmm remember you're not just a superhero
29:50mark you're a Viltrumite we have responsibilities that normal humans don't right yeah thanks hey one
30:03last piece of fatherly advice okay you might want to change oh crap dad you got a little yeah
30:21I am so sorry I've been sitting here for an hour I know uh oh that's a good one would
30:29you would you
30:30think why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out I do want to hang
30:36out I just
30:37didn't think that could have fooled me I don't even know why I came oh okay then why did you
30:46come you
30:47didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd for the record Todd kicked your ass for the
30:54record
30:55that's absolutely true I've had guys throw punches for me before but you're the first one who stood
31:02there and took them twice I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that an idiot maybe
31:10maybe not
31:12so what now I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever
31:19it's big sir really big first time I've seen Omni man on the ropes like that also it might not
31:32be
31:32dead put it on ice you never know when something like that might come in handy yes sir
31:45calamari for dinner get that off my counter oh you sure it's considered a delicacy in some places
31:54and an aphrodisiac like you need it did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house
32:02I was kind of busy Nolan yeah I'll take care of it thank you hey don't forget I just took
32:09down a
32:09freaking kaiju and saved the world your husband's a badass yeah well you're not the only badass in this
32:16family I sold a house today that had a double homicide I told him lightning never strikes twice
32:25are you seriously gonna put that on the grill
32:29I've been sleepless at night
32:34cause I don't know how I feel
32:39I've been waiting on you
32:43just to say something real
32:48there's no light on your own
32:50and I think you know
32:54morning has come
32:56but I had to let you go
33:09surprise
33:13look I screwed up you I know I did I just I just I don't know why I keep doing
33:18this I don't want to
33:19you know that right you know I love you
33:22I know but that wasn't an apology Rex
33:27you're right I'm sorry look give me a do-over just this one time I'll be better I promise
33:34promise good luck with the new team Rex
34:01good for you Mark
34:02good for you Mark
34:15oh god
34:17good for you Mark
34:18good for you
34:36You know the drill.
34:39Oh, Thursday.
34:42Chicken pot pie.
34:43Everybody's favorite.
34:46Stay back from the door.
35:13Oh, shit.
35:17Oh, sorry, Pete.
35:27Oh, shit.
35:29Oh, shit.
35:58Oh, shit.
36:00Obvious.
36:01As the original article, my intellect's undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
36:08Oh, please.
36:10Just open the door.
36:13Say it.
36:14You cheap, genetically inferior knockoff.
36:19Say it.
36:20What?
36:21Stay here forever.
36:27I'm the clone.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:31This way.
36:32Hey.
36:36Woo.
36:37Woo.
36:40Run.
36:41Run.
36:41Run.
36:42Runners who's dancing like you wake up in jiggies and load the clippies.
36:45The rain of our century statisticians feel sick.
36:48Accountants think it's sicky.
36:49They never counted so quickly.
36:50Got them up in jiggies and load the knifes up.
36:55All them barbarous are the .
36:58I don't know.
37:00The wall kids.
37:04I won't believe you're dead.
37:05Face back.
37:07Still noises.
37:11Later.
37:16Quick.!
37:20I'm running, baby. I'm running the rest of my body. It's not going to be me.
37:26Jason!
37:31We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:58Oh, multiphased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it. You being the original and all.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother. But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update. You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do, but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:02Enjoy your play.
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39:42that night the massacre still not clear to me I don't know what you're talking
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39:56could make that piece fit well you'll have to ask him did answers were unsatisfactory
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40:13nothing not a whisper to soothe your fears no he didn't see anything you have a lovely home
40:24Debbie you all right I thought I heard something
40:31I'm fine I was just coming to bed
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