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00:08To be continued...
00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe-to-toe with ancient gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:57Darkwing, Aquarius, Warwoman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal.
01:09The Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes.
01:19And we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:33New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:38All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04You seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:08The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:13Souvenir hunters.
02:14Jesus.
02:16I was never a guardian of the globe.
02:18But it was the Guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors.
02:25My comrades.
02:27My friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian man was exiled from his own people.
02:36War woman was from a different age.
02:39Darkwing...
02:42Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:53Even rarer, if they accepted it.
02:57I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least, they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please. Calm down.
03:11You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:20I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me? I don't...
03:26I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom.
03:31Putting my dad in one of those holes.
03:32Or me.
03:33If this could happen to the Guardians of the globe, it means that none of us are...
03:53This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Never get invited.
03:59Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:14You just don't want to go home.
04:15Maybe one day you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:23Saw nothing, heard nothing, attacked in darkness, left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:33Nuance of human conversation, difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Olga.
04:45What?
04:46Robot.
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those Flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil.
04:55That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA
05:01and build me a new Guardians of the Globe.
05:03And you'll pick the team.
05:05You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure, except it's never gonna happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:26Easy.
05:27Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza.
05:38I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:45Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants.
05:52Defeated nightmares from the deep.
05:55Gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt.
05:57We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what?
06:03Hang out?
06:04Go buy comic books?
06:05After this?
06:06Hey!
06:06Watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:09It's not.
06:09This is new.
06:10I get it.
06:11But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure.
06:26Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow.
06:29Okay?
06:29Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life.
06:42Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay?
06:52It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:08Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:24Can we go?
07:45I would really try it or even better job.
07:47Can I go, then?
07:50Hello?
07:52Hi, it's Mark.
07:54Mark. Grayson. Grayson. Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark? From school?
08:05I know. I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God. You thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no. I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:19Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong. You've got a girlfriend. You're lame, and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in
08:26the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No. I think you're amazing. That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling. That's not true.
08:40Ah, sorry. It's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it. You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson? What's going on?
08:51Uh, I was thinking finals are coming up, and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
09:00A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible.
09:05No pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:11Ha-ha.
09:12Ha.
09:14Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was. I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Red Rich's girlfriend had a meltdown, and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:53Hmm. Anything happening? Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve, hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn, wait! Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral.
10:08Just, just wait a second.
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I... I can't believe this.
10:16Eve.
10:17I am such an idiot.
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that.
10:26It's true.
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:27It's not true.
10:30And whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I... I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that Demigod?
10:58Oh, shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangea, Bug Eye.
11:02It's the crowning achievement of any Crusader's career
11:05to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name, I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say, not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your
12:19abilities, but by the uniqueness of your tactics, your adaptability.
12:31The agility of your minds.
12:34The agility of your minds.
12:34Ties burn the pavement.
12:36People want to know what makes possible.
12:37You've been still here.
12:38Still in your ear with a stop.
12:40So hot.
12:41Don't swear.
12:41All the sun rage went.
12:42Legs, arms, head.
12:43All being moved in a frenzy.
12:45To blend in.
12:46All the right pads.
12:47Meaning credentials.
12:48All the world when we rocking over pearls.
12:50You ready?
12:51Ready?
12:52Ready?
12:52Set, set.
12:53Jump over the top.
12:55Go.
12:55He's ready.
12:56Set.
12:56Go.
12:57Turn it up.
12:59Go.
12:59Rock it.
13:00Rock it.
13:00Rock it.
13:01Rock it.
13:01You won't win.
13:02Oh, shit.
13:04Oh, shit.
13:05Ah!
13:08Ah!
13:09Ah!
13:10Ah!
13:11Ah!
13:11Ah!
13:11Ah!
13:11Ah!
13:12Ah!
13:12Ah!
13:12Ah! Ah!
13:22It is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe.
13:27Black Samson.
13:28Shrinking Ray.
13:30Duplicate.
13:32Monster Girl.
13:34Ah!
13:36Aw!
13:37Look at her.
13:38She's adorable.
13:39But isn't there, like, an age requirement for this ride?
13:42Am I wrong?
13:43This seems weird, right?
13:47Rex.
13:47I don't know.
13:48You're here.
13:49Isn't there a dick size requirement?
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52For what?
13:53Your tiny dick?
13:54I mean, the way you've been strutting around here?
13:56You must be compensating for something.
14:03Somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking...
14:06Oh, come on.
14:08Oh, come on.
14:14Guess you missed my trial.
14:21Still think I'm adorable.
14:37I'm gonna blast that smile please stop this is
14:45hardly constructed
14:50uh is this okay he asked for it
15:01okay enough get lost boy scout
15:05i said enough
15:11invincible hit that little girl
15:15oh look i'm so sorry
15:19no my bad the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like beast mode sorry about the
15:28dick joke i'm sure your junk is awesome it's fine i'm good you're good you can punch hard
15:37i didn't need your help asshole oh christ
15:45as i was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna ship blood along with rexplode once he's recovered and our final member adam eve
15:59thank you all for coming today we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:06robot no need to thank me i obviously needed to remain impartial but i'm still delighted so
16:13many members of the team team made the cut i can't be on the same team as rex and kate
16:18what why hey wait rex what did you do
16:23thanks for the help robot can't wait to be on your team
16:32hey what's going on rex cheated on me what with duplicate all three of her whoa whoa
16:43i walked in on them rex told her you and me were a thing
16:49what that's crazy i didn't want to say it while you're dating the guy but what an
16:55asshole he wasn't always but yeah well that sucks i'm sorry thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded we'll be moving into the guardians
17:14headquarters until then we'll be training here breakfast is at 6 a.m then close in combat
17:20exercises until lunch where is kate prime had a thing i can fill her in okay just to make it
17:27clear there is no universe in which i wake up at 6 a.m and the world isn't on fire
17:34come on robot we
17:36don't need this boot camp bullshit it's us we're not on the team team any longer rex exactly i'm sure
17:43you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers but i was with the guardians from day one wow thanks
17:48dad maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the guardians on their last
17:53day i don't know you yet so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and i don't need to beat
17:58your ass until
17:59all you want to do is call me dad again i don't know you either but we need a leader
18:08we can look
18:08in the eye not a bunch of ones and zeros no offense that's actually super offensive so wait you think
18:15you should be in charge i am the most experienced yeah at losing your powers didn't i crack that joke
18:21already why are we even putting up with this guy he wears a suit it takes batteries let's just get
18:29eve
18:29back in here i'm new to this whole team thing but i thought it involved teamwork as did i call
18:36me when
18:36you figure it out i'll be in the gym me too i'll go supervise no you won't i can do
18:45whatever i like
18:47good first day robot um i can't do three combat exercises a day i'm on a rather tight timetable to
18:58get this team operational whenever i transform i get younger it's part of the curse that gives me my
19:04powers i don't look it but i'm 24 years old i used to go by monster woman but it got
19:11too hard to explain so
19:14if you don't want to start changing my diapers three exercises a day are too much for me i didn't
19:20of course my apologies it must be difficult try having a normal relationship looking like this
19:27the guys who are interested are either going through puberty or popping up on sex offender registries
19:32i understand what it's like for the world to look at you and see one thing never knowing the truth
19:37of
19:38what's inside how can you understand you're a robot
19:48pathetic this has gotta go hide this toss this what stop hey being a geek is cool now okay so
19:58maybe
19:58amber likes comics too you thought of that you dick i'm not talking about the comics i'm talking about
20:04the dirty clothes the dishes the tissues uh better okay i brought you some homework
20:14a little naomi klein a touch of margaret atwood some ta-nehasi coats i haven't read any of those
20:19but she has so get started it'll show amber you're interested in her she's also into spicy foods stand-up
20:27comedy and fourth wave feminism when i read her file i asked around at school it's just a study date
20:35not a first date mark every date should feel like a first date mark your friend is here
20:53go out the back way you can thank me later when you call me and tell me exactly how it
20:57all went hi mrs grayson
20:59i'm amber
21:09um william said i should read it to show you that i'm interested interesting and i will but this is
21:19more
21:20me an honest man i like that so you're into comics is it that obvious what's your favorite oh man
21:32i can't
21:32pick a favorite but ooh this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts
21:39on the bottom of the ocean and this one is about a jack russell terrier who's a master of the
21:45metaphysical
21:45arts seance dog cool you mind if i borrow it i mean just to show you that i'm interested yeah
21:53absolutely
22:02okay don't know who that is um i figured we should start with global issues and then
22:07um sorry must be a robo call this should do it so miss walker says we should focus on the
22:16um
22:19i'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that yeah uh down the hall on the left
22:33oh christ almighty i didn't think she would ever leave hey oh what are you how did you know amber
22:40are you spying on me oh you want to be a superhero right fame glory get the pretty gal i
22:46mean that's
22:47sexist but okay well then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time that's out the window when
22:54the world needs you you answer your goddamn phone don't worry she hasn't flushed yet i don't even
23:01work for you and you never will not unless you show a little respect and decide if you want to
23:06be a
23:06superhero or not right now yes mark right now okay yes i want to help what's the problem rogue supervillain
23:17public in danger eve's already en route here so we can talk on the go eve's gonna be there
23:22well did that just sweeten the deal what no i mean um where where is this at mount rushmore okay
23:35what state is that again what do they teach you kids in school these days
23:41who are you talking to oh um yeah that the thing with the the phone it's um it was a
23:47friend of my
23:47dance and oh i forgot i promised i'd help him with this thing um now
23:58how's it going in here i brought snacks
24:04south dakota you know where mount rushmore is i wouldn't be asking for your help but omni-man is
24:11dealing with a kaiju 10 time zones away and the new guardians are a show so here we are target
24:17is
24:17doc seismic he has a phd in seismology so the doc thing that's legit problem is he made himself a
24:23pair
24:23of earthquake gloves what's he want even he doesn't seem to know working theory says brain damage from side
24:29effect of those gloves he basically gets a concussion every time he uses them
24:33they're a basic mad scientist deal have fun kids and try to remember it's a national treasure down there
24:52you come to pray at this obscene monument they were oppressors racists slave owners i give
25:03you a new god worthy of worship bow before dark seismic
25:26the great emancipator he'll emancipate you from your lives
25:37wow man i'm still working on my one-liners but that one is really bad
25:50that's how you get ahead in life see it's not quite there it's not there no argument from me
25:59that's how you get ahead in life
26:02thanks anytime we need to take out his gloves those aren't gloves gloves have fingers they're more uh
26:09earthquake bracelets you're wearing earthquake bracelets
26:34you should be on my side we can tear down the old power structure build a new order
26:41i mean look at the costume they've got you in talk about pandering to gender roles
26:46i designed my own costume and i thought your doctor was in seismology undergrad in sociology and
26:52women's studies i had a minor in african dance but enough politics
26:57so
27:10you
27:18Let's go.
27:41Shit.
28:19Don't mention him.
28:23Eve!
28:24Eve!
28:30Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37God damn it.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the jet...
28:53Look out!
29:07Wow, that guy is toast.
29:09Oh, I see.
29:10So, like, none of these sound good, huh?
29:12Oh, crap.
29:13I gotta go.
29:14I-I'll talk to you later, Eve.
29:15Thanks!
29:18You're welcome.
29:25Whoa, slow down.
29:27What's up?
29:28Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, but I left Amber waiting in the room, so I gotta...
29:31You left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis.
29:34Mm-hmm.
29:36Good.
29:36I mean, not good for her, but good.
29:40That's the tricky part of the job.
29:42Balancing what you want to do with what you need to do.
29:46Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
29:48Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark.
29:51You're a Viltrumite.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:53We have responsibilities that normal humans don't.
30:00Mm-hmm, right.
30:01Yeah, thanks.
30:02Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay?
30:05You might want to change.
30:08Oh, crap.
30:10Dad, you got a little...
30:12here.
30:21I am so sorry.
30:24I've been sitting here for an hour.
30:26I know.
30:27Uh, oh, that's a good one.
30:29What'd you think?
30:31Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
30:35I do want to hang out.
30:37I just didn't think that...
30:39Could have fooled me.
30:41I don't even know why I came.
30:44Okay, then.
30:45Why did you come?
30:46You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
30:50For the record, Todd kicked your ass.
30:53For the record?
30:55That's absolutely true.
30:58I've had guys throw punches for me before,
31:00but you're the first one who stood there and took them.
31:03Twice.
31:04I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
31:08An idiot?
31:09Maybe.
31:10Maybe not.
31:12So what now?
31:13Hmm?
31:14I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
31:19It's big, sir.
31:24Really big.
31:26First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
31:31Also, it might not be dead.
31:33Huh.
31:34Put it on ice.
31:35You never know when something like that might come in handy.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:41Oh, good God.
31:45Calamari for dinner?
31:47Get that off my counter.
31:50Oh, you sure?
31:51It's considered a delicacy in some places and an aphrodisiac.
31:56Like you need it.
31:58Like you need it.
31:59Did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house?
32:02I was kind of busy.
32:04Nolan.
32:04Yeah, I'll take care of it.
32:07Hey, don't forget I just took down a freaking kaiju and saved the world.
32:12Your husband's a badass.
32:14Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family.
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
32:20I told him lightning never strikes twice.
32:25Are you seriously going to put that on the grill?
32:29I've been sleepless at night.
32:34Cause I don't know how I feel.
32:39I've been waiting on you.
32:43Just to say something real.
32:48There's a light on your own, and I think you know it.
32:54More than this calm, and I have to go.
33:10Surprise!
33:12Look, I screwed up, Ian.
33:14I know I did.
33:16I just, I just, I don't know why I keep doing this.
33:18I don't want to.
33:20You know that, right?
33:21You know I love you.
33:23I know.
33:24But that wasn't an apology, Rex.
33:27You're right.
33:28I'm sorry.
33:29Look, give me a do-over.
33:31Just this one time.
33:32I'll be better.
33:33I promise.
33:35Good luck with the new team, Rex.
33:43Fuck.
34:01Good for you, Mark.
34:12Good for you.
34:15Good for you.
34:17Come on.
35:03Come on.
35:05Stay back from the door.
35:12Huh?
35:15Shit.
35:17Ah, sorry, Pete.
35:36Damn.
35:45Chicken pot pie night.
35:47Chicken pot pie night.
35:59How?
36:00Obvious.
36:01As the original article,
36:03my intellect's undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
36:08Oh, please.
36:10Just open the door.
36:12Say it.
36:14You cheap, genetically inferior knockoff.
36:19Say it.
36:20Or stay here forever.
36:26I'm the clone.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:31This way.
36:32Hey.
36:36Hey.
36:40Run.
36:41Run.
36:41Run up.
36:42Just dance tonight.
36:43You wake up in jiggies and load the clippies.
36:45The rate of our section makes statisticians still sick.
36:48Accountants think it's sicky.
36:49They never counted so quickly.
36:51God, I'm upset.
36:51We act up for advocates for a mess.
36:54Run.
36:55Run.
36:56Run.
36:56Run.
36:58Run.
36:59Run.
37:00Run.
37:05Run.
37:07Run.
37:16Run.
37:18Run.
37:21Run.
37:24Run.
37:25Run.
37:30We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:33Uh, uh...
37:38Oh, multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it.
38:09You being the original and all.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you brother.
38:39But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update.
38:54You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do.
38:59But I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:02I'm not sure.
39:30I'm not sure.
39:31I'm not sure.
39:32What are you doing in my house?
39:35Seeking information, clues, answers.
39:41Answers to what?
39:42That night, the massacre.
39:45Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about.
39:49You need to leave now.
39:50Seven dead, one alive, your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did.
40:01Answers were...
40:04unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:07Escape from hell.
40:08Seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing.
40:14Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No. He didn't see anything.
40:21You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie?
40:24You alright?
40:26Thought I heard something.
40:31I'm fine.
40:33I was just coming to bed.
40:40What is that, let's get started and just take a look?
40:48Nothing.
40:50No.
40:58It's not a whisper.
41:00No.
41:00No.
41:02No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:05No.
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