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00:00:09Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks
00:00:13will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight,
00:00:22he is headed straight for the Italian.
00:00:24I love you, I love you.
00:00:27There they are.
00:00:29There you go.
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:45I'm in my fucking leg!
00:00:51You just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I didn't still walk up, okay?
00:00:58Fuck!
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that! Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:16He could've gone pro. Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off of this.
00:01:23I swear. Please!
00:01:26I was born to be a champion.
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck. Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we own the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys. Bring it in!
00:02:13Come on, bring it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:26Come on!
00:02:28Come on!
00:02:29Come on!
00:02:31Come on!
00:02:32Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:54I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:00Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:22I've got great news.
00:03:33Wait.
00:03:34This is Wes's jacket.
00:03:36And his whistle?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:03:56Wait!
00:04:01West!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06West!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:09Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you.
00:04:37We don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:26Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:52All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty,
00:06:44salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:48Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American. His name is Ted.
00:07:28Of course. He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:39Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Oh!
00:07:54Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for? Not for long. That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:09You fucking poor fucker.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:43Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06But you listen to me, West.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:56You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:03Me.
00:10:09Scott, if you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:17Okay, then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:35Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:10:58Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
00:11:32plays, we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked. Might as well try it. No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:11:56Let's win?
00:12:00Whoooo!
00:12:02You look like a dead stalker.
00:12:06And that's the game. Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:11If a win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:15Following this plays, we actually crushed it.
00:12:17Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:18You keep these fuckers, dude.
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:43All night.
00:12:49The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:52rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:57Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home. You're as damned as straight.
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07You can't even win against the worst teams in the league.
00:13:16And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:20How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:22Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:25nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:30Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:33Oh, right.
00:13:34Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights.
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:40every fucking one of you is fired.
00:13:42So, we already said Thunderbolts with my coach Ted.
00:13:45Wait a second.
00:13:46Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:56The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:58Now, they're on a winning streak.
00:13:59We've made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:01Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:03When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:08you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:17Please, beating him will be easy.
00:14:21If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:25every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:33Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:35With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:40Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:43You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:53I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:04Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:07Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:11You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:15If you wanted to stick to my game plan,
00:15:17the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But from what I've heard,
00:15:21you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:24What makes you so confident?
00:15:26Confident in what?
00:15:29His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown who loves to talk big.
00:15:38What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:43All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:45Right here, in front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:57Cut!
00:15:58Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:01Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:06He should be thanking us.
00:16:09I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:21Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:25Good night.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:36Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:46You'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:00Oh, right, you're doing this for the Rays.
00:17:02Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:04Uh...
00:17:04About 500 more a month.
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:08You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you got?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent?
00:17:29Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:32Three million dollars.
00:17:45No way.
00:17:46His bonus is three million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:52The cast will be fake.
00:17:53You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:04Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:20Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:45I believe what's going on...
00:18:52The Knights who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:57semi-finals.
00:18:58But today they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:04Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:07Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights night! Starr adjacent forward to Europe?
00:19:13Come on. Take a knee. Take a knee.
00:19:14Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:18No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:26We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:28I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir.
00:19:31Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:34All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:36All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:37Hands in the middle.
00:19:38Barton, this one's on you.
00:19:40All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:41One, two, three, win!
00:19:42Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:48Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:52Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:56It's for poor people.
00:19:57People of class.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:05Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:07I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:09I need to win.
00:20:10Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:18This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:30I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:33To victory.
00:20:36So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:39Get him!
00:20:43Barton!
00:20:44Come on, Bart!
00:20:45First throw!
00:20:46Block!
00:20:47There we go!
00:20:48Good, good!
00:20:54First throw!
00:20:56Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:07The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:20You fucking idiot.
00:21:21I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:23What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:26It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:27He was my assistant.
00:21:28He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan.
00:21:33Turn this around.
00:21:35Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God
00:21:39that if I can't leave this team to victory,
00:21:43I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:48Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:54Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:57That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:01Quarterback.
00:22:02Take him out.
00:22:04They can't win this game.
00:22:06You bet.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:21Matthew, finish our game now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:25Oh, come on!
00:22:29The last score stands,
00:22:31but the injured player
00:22:32looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:36That's rough in the past.
00:22:37That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:40Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, boy!
00:22:48Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:56Oh, you motherfuckers!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:02Big!
00:23:02Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:04Big!
00:23:04Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:05Don't question me!
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch!
00:23:11How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:13Oh, who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:22I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:26Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:35You're talented.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:46Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Go look.
00:23:50Call you back.
00:23:51I think she's calling you.
00:23:58Oh, shit!
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:05The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:11Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:39All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:49Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss, what do you mean, warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57From wearing for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:03Ted Vincent.
00:25:04The same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way.
00:25:09You were my head coach?
00:25:13Grace.
00:25:15I'm the head coach.
00:25:15I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26Want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:25:59Maybe.
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:13The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop now.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:30Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:16Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:32You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:43The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:50And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:57You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04Better get some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing a leader later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:15I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:29You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:39Let's go!
00:28:40Woo!
00:28:41Woo!
00:28:42Woo!
00:28:43Woo!
00:28:43Woo!
00:28:44Woo!
00:28:44Woo!
00:28:44Woo!
00:28:45Woo!
00:28:47Woo!
00:28:53Woo!
00:28:53Woo!
00:28:55Woo!
00:28:57Woo!
00:29:01You threw that way too far, no one's catching that.
00:29:03He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff.
00:29:07You scared them so bad, he would have thought how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:11I got him stiff.
00:29:13Genal!
00:29:26Holy guacamole, the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:36A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:00What a wild play.
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day on nights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:27Yes!
00:30:28Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:31I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on.
00:30:35It was a fluke.
00:30:36He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:42I know him.
00:30:43He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:52I can't let him score again.
00:30:55I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Good.
00:30:59From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through that tap
00:31:31and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:38God, he's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42$100 million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:50I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I, I, I, I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:05I should have never listened to you.
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:25I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The Knights on offense now!
00:32:32My God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Oh, my God!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:44Time out!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:32:59Rep!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01These guys are using steroids, and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:11What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12What do you call that, slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained, and your guys are turning into monsters, all right?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:27You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please!
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:40You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Give me a kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted, you can break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma
00:33:53does not care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash, and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game?
00:34:06I will win.
00:34:11The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh, my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:28Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it!
00:34:44Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:50Is he really 32?
00:34:51I can't believe it.
00:34:52This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:58After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:05Listen.
00:35:19Ted!
00:35:19Ted!
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter!
00:35:23Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:34This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:37There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:41Stop him!
00:35:42If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:46Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:51Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54I told you.
00:35:55Ted can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this in overtime and then we'll crush him in.
00:35:59All right.
00:36:24Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:28and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:30Look!
00:36:32Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:39Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Just do all need to be done.
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted,
00:36:52we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:36:54Come on.
00:36:55I know, Ted.
00:36:56He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth.
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted
00:37:01and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:06Marika, canamos.
00:37:07Marika.
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:17Ted, I want you back on the Eagle.
00:37:25What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now.
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:33I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry.
00:37:36Now you're sorry?
00:37:38Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:43Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:44I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month plus bonuses.
00:37:48$2 million a year minimum.
00:37:49What?
00:37:50$2 million a year?
00:37:52My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:55Seriously?
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up.
00:38:03You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:09Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before,
00:38:13but now that you've proven yourself,
00:38:14let's get back together, okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:21Ted, deep down,
00:38:23I have always loved you.
00:38:26And you still love me, right?
00:38:32Back when you betrayed me,
00:38:34you never said anything about love.
00:38:38When you humiliated me
00:38:40with another man,
00:38:43you never said a thing about love.
00:38:46And now,
00:38:48you want to talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:55Let's go home and talk.
00:38:56Just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:01He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options.
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted,
00:39:10it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:24Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:34The Taylor family?
00:39:35The richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me,
00:39:48don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58Bitch!
00:40:00You'll pay for this!
00:40:07Ted,
00:40:08come back to the Eagles.
00:40:09I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:12I appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17I think I'm going to stick around here a while.
00:40:20You sure, son?
00:40:22Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:32I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:37You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:39You know what?
00:40:39You're done with the Eagles.
00:40:41Pass your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:46Sir, sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:50Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet.
00:40:56Parent's fair.
00:40:57So you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:03Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:05Come on.
00:41:07Hit me.
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:12I know you want to fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:14You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:15Remember that?
00:41:15Fucking hit me!
00:41:39I will never.
00:41:41Forgive you.
00:41:43I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:46Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:49Coach West!
00:41:51We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:55Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:57You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:42:00Please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02This is Ted.
00:42:03You got to talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:07Illegals.
00:42:07I don't even.
00:42:08Please.
00:42:09Please.
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:18Wait.
00:42:19Skip.
00:42:22You're going to fucking pay for this.
00:42:24You're going to fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West.
00:42:28God damn it.
00:42:33Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:39Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:50It's up to you.
00:42:51All right.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:57Exactly.
00:42:58It's way closer to the field.
00:43:06When they find out how you're treating, the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:09Sir, sir, sir, sir, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:43:11I'm begging you, please.
00:43:12Let him go.
00:43:14Fuck off me.
00:43:17This is all your fault.
00:43:19What, do I still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:21Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:25What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:28He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:28How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:32No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:39You still own the Giants.
00:43:41They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:42If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:48And if you lose?
00:43:50Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:56I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:59Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:02I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:05I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:07I hope you have a good day.
00:44:10Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:13You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:20He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:22Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:37This is my house.
00:44:38And, um, I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:43It's usually just me.
00:44:45All right.
00:44:45Here's the kitchen.
00:44:57And here's the couch.
00:44:59You should come sit.
00:45:01All right, thanks.
00:45:07I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:09All right, thanks.
00:45:11Casa es su casa.
00:45:14Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:18I'm going to go now.
00:45:19See you next week.
00:45:33Close, close, close.
00:45:41Ah, my dad!
00:45:43Hey, are you okay?
00:45:44I just pulled something.
00:45:47I'm going to go.
00:45:50Okay, okay.
00:45:51Oh, my God.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54Uh-huh.
00:45:56Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:59Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:24Oh, my God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:43I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:48Don't move.
00:47:07Dad?
00:47:08Dad?
00:47:09Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad.
00:47:16I'm so sorry.
00:47:18I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:22I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great.
00:47:25Great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:29Okay.
00:47:29Bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:40It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:56You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not dizzy tomorrow,
00:48:05like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:09maybe you could come with me,
00:48:10or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:14Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:19I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:20What do you think?
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:28I'ma be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:34I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that.
00:48:37Two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Oh, if you do,
00:48:43nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:45No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:47and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:50Actually, I'm gonna go right now
00:48:52and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:58And maybe after you win the championship,
00:49:02I'll give you marks back.
00:49:12It's been a while.
00:49:14I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31All right, no problem.
00:49:52Well, well, well.
00:49:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What, all those years working out there
00:50:01and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:09You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:11No, no, no.
00:50:13Alan, don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early
00:50:21to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:23unless, of course,
00:50:24it's a broken-down second-hand junkie.
00:50:29Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:31I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:35Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:38You talk like you just go out there
00:50:40and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:44Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:46before you start bragging.
00:50:48Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:50Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:52It's not a circus.
00:50:55Well, let's go inside
00:50:56before this gets ugly.
00:50:57Yeah, sorry.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:04Family.
00:51:06I love them.
00:51:11Ethan.
00:51:13Sophia.
00:51:15Alan.
00:51:19My boy.
00:51:21Where he came?
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:27I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:29It's okay.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31It's all that counts.
00:51:32You're here.
00:51:33What is with all this emotion?
00:51:35He has been gone for years
00:51:37and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:40I don't care if he's rich or not so beautiful.
00:51:44He's healthy, he's safe.
00:51:46It's all that matters.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Your health's nice and all.
00:51:51But money's what really matters here.
00:51:55You know, my son, Alan,
00:51:56is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:58at 400 grand a year.
00:52:01Four hundred grand?
00:52:03I mean, that's more than the two of you
00:52:04will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:06You know, you should beg, Alan,
00:52:09to give Ted a job.
00:52:11I mean, unless, of course,
00:52:12you just want him to be broke, like you.
00:52:18Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:23Well, technically, someone like him
00:52:25doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:27but if you beg nicely,
00:52:30I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:33Janitor job?
00:52:35That's all you can do
00:52:36is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:39You should be grateful
00:52:40that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:43Do you know how many people
00:52:44would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:47Just don't blow it.
00:52:48Yeah, that's right.
00:52:49With me in charge,
00:52:51even cleaning bathrooms
00:52:52pays better than whatever he's doing,
00:52:55I don't know.
00:52:56Tell me.
00:52:58Alan,
00:52:59how much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:01Is it over
00:53:02two million a year?
00:53:07You're saying
00:53:08that you have a salary
00:53:10of two million?
00:53:12Two million,
00:53:14but please,
00:53:15a loser like you
00:53:16couldn't make that kind of money
00:53:17in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:19How?
00:53:20Oliver,
00:53:21my son is trying to help
00:53:22your son get a decent job,
00:53:24and he throws out a figure like that
00:53:26who clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:29You didn't mean it.
00:53:31It was a joke.
00:53:34Alan,
00:53:34if you could get Ted a position
00:53:36with the Knights,
00:53:38I would make sure
00:53:39I thank you properly.
00:53:41Oh, please.
00:53:43What could a broke man
00:53:44like you give me
00:53:45that is worth my time?
00:53:47That thing.
00:53:49You do not need to beg them
00:53:51for anything, okay?
00:53:53I already work for the Knights.
00:53:55What?
00:53:58Work for the Knights?
00:54:02You work for the Knights?
00:54:06You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:08You're in your 30s,
00:54:10so nobody.
00:54:12You expect us to believe
00:54:13that you work for the Knights?
00:54:16I'm taking the Knights
00:54:18all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:22You're trying to tell me
00:54:23that the Knights
00:54:25making it all the way
00:54:26to the Super Bowl
00:54:27is thanks to you.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:34Oh, please.
00:54:35Oh, please.
00:54:36Everyone knows.
00:54:37You're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:38You're not even fit
00:54:39to clean the toilets.
00:54:40And you're saying
00:54:41that you're responsible
00:54:42for taking the Knights
00:54:44all the way
00:54:45through the finals.
00:54:46Oliver,
00:54:47your son's not only broke,
00:54:48he's obviously delusional.
00:54:51I know my son.
00:54:53It's not a liar.
00:54:55Oh, really?
00:54:57He doesn't lie.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:58Then tell him,
00:55:00genius.
00:55:01What exactly did you do
00:55:02for the Knights?
00:55:04I'm the head coach.
00:55:10You...
00:55:12You're the head coach.
00:55:13That's not what you're saying.
00:55:14Oh, come on.
00:55:16Your lies are getting
00:55:16more and more ridiculous.
00:55:18You, the head coach
00:55:19of the Knights?
00:55:21Ow.
00:55:22Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:24I'm just a security manager.
00:55:26I don't have access
00:55:26to the field,
00:55:27let alone the execs
00:55:28or the head coach.
00:55:30Hell,
00:55:31how would I even know
00:55:32he's lying or not?
00:55:34He's just trying to act
00:55:35a big shot.
00:55:35Make us forget
00:55:36that he's broke.
00:55:38This loser
00:55:39would never be a head coach.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43A loser like him
00:55:44could never run
00:55:45a team like the Knights.
00:55:47If I didn't work
00:55:48for the Knights,
00:55:49I might have believed
00:55:50in you, Ted.
00:55:50Nice try,
00:55:51by the way.
00:55:52You're no head coach.
00:55:55You're just a fraud
00:55:56and cheap clothes.
00:55:58So,
00:55:59all of you
00:56:00think that I'm lying?
00:56:02A head coach
00:56:04dressed like that?
00:56:05Next time
00:56:06you want to
00:56:07try playing rich,
00:56:09at least
00:56:10get yourself
00:56:11a new suit first.
00:56:16Hello
00:56:17and welcome,
00:56:18everyone.
00:56:18Welcome to the place.
00:56:19please take a look
00:56:20at our menu.
00:56:21A certain
00:56:22scampi with
00:56:23corpollini
00:56:23is too.
00:56:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:28Is that Coach Ted,
00:56:29the head coach
00:56:30of the Knights?
00:56:37Wait, what?
00:56:38he is the Knights' head coach?
00:56:40Of course.
00:56:41If it wasn't for Coach Ted
00:56:42joining our team this year,
00:56:43we never would have made
00:56:44the finals.
00:56:46Coach Ted,
00:56:46I am a diehard Knights fan.
00:56:49Coach Ted,
00:56:50you're kind of a personal
00:56:51hero of mine.
00:56:52Would you mind taking a picture
00:56:54of me?
00:56:55Yeah,
00:56:56of course.
00:57:01Oh my gosh,
00:57:02this is the best.
00:57:03I can't believe this.
00:57:04I just let the head coach
00:57:04of the Knights.
00:57:07I'm going to be telling
00:57:08everybody about this.
00:57:09Thank you so much.
00:57:10Of course.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:14Dad,
00:57:16this is what I came home
00:57:17to celebrate with you.
00:57:19I'm taking my team
00:57:21to the Super Bowl.
00:57:23Son,
00:57:24is it really true?
00:57:27No way!
00:57:28That guy's obviously
00:57:29an actor.
00:57:30You pay to trick us.
00:57:31There's no way
00:57:32you're the head coach
00:57:33of the championship
00:57:34contending team.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:39Just admit it.
00:57:41You're a nobody.
00:57:42A fraud.
00:57:44You'll end up
00:57:45just like your
00:57:46broke old father.
00:57:48Scraping by for life.
00:57:55You can insult me
00:57:56all you want,
00:57:58but don't you dare
00:58:00insult my father.
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:12So what if you
00:58:13make this stupid final?
00:58:16Today is your
00:58:17grandfather's birthday.
00:58:18Did you bring him
00:58:19any gifts?
00:58:25relax.
00:58:26You broke bastard.
00:58:27You mean you showed up
00:58:28at this party
00:58:29empty-handed
00:58:29and you still had
00:58:30the nerve to crash
00:58:31this party?
00:58:32We did bring
00:58:32something so fair.
00:58:40I made this game
00:58:41myself.
00:58:43It's from father.
00:58:45You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:47You're so broke,
00:58:48don't open that.
00:58:49You're drifting a stick.
00:58:50Oh please.
00:58:51Let's see what kind
00:58:52of trash you made.
00:58:58You actually brought
00:58:59this junk as a gift.
00:59:01Pathetic.
00:59:02I won't even pick this
00:59:03up off the ground.
00:59:05Let's put the trash
00:59:07where it belongs.
00:59:09What are you doing?
00:59:16What are you doing?
00:59:23What are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it.
00:59:30Look at me.
00:59:31This is the type of thing
00:59:33that'll get you fucked up
00:59:34for the rest of your life.
00:59:39What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:41You can't even bring
00:59:42a decent gift
00:59:42and you still have
00:59:43the nerve to crash
00:59:44this party out?
00:59:45Show me what a real gift
00:59:46looks like.
00:59:47Ha, with pleasure.
00:59:52This one.
00:59:54It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:57A little fancier
00:59:58than your wooden stick.
01:00:02Wait for it.
01:00:04This one right here.
01:00:06The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:09Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:11200 grand.
01:00:12Easy.
01:00:13$200,000.
01:00:15You two won't make
01:00:16that in a lifetime.
01:00:18The best one.
01:00:20Take a look.
01:00:24Half a million dollars
01:00:26in cash.
01:00:28Dad's gift for Grandpa.
01:00:31God.
01:00:32All these gifts
01:00:33add up to $750,000.
01:00:36Oliver, people like you
01:00:37haven't seen this kind
01:00:38of money in your lifetime.
01:00:41They're not even
01:00:42a million dollars.
01:00:43That's the cheap section
01:00:45of the gift shop.
01:00:46Who said that?
01:01:02Sorry, Ted.
01:01:03Hoping not too late.
01:01:07Who are you?
01:01:09She looks familiar.
01:01:11I've seen her
01:01:12somewhere before.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:15Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:19So you're the girl
01:01:20that has been telling me about.
01:01:21He said you were beautiful.
01:01:23He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:25That's very kind of you.
01:01:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand
01:01:32what you see in him.
01:01:34The guy's a cripple.
01:01:35He can't even afford
01:01:36a decent gift.
01:01:37You think our gifts
01:01:38are cheap?
01:01:39Why don't you show
01:01:40us something better?
01:01:42Well, I didn't have
01:01:44much time to prepare,
01:01:45but I pulled a little
01:01:47something from my own
01:01:48collection.
01:01:49Hopefully Grandpa
01:01:49doesn't mind.
01:01:51Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53You sure it's not
01:01:54some junk you brought
01:01:55from the attic?
01:01:56So, hurry up
01:01:57and show us
01:01:58what kind of trash
01:01:59you brought.
01:02:02Nothing extravagant,
01:02:03just a painting.
01:02:05A painting?
01:02:06Please.
01:02:07How expensive
01:02:08would that be?
01:02:11It's Picasso's
01:02:12Weeping Woman
01:02:12worth around
01:02:14three million dollars.
01:02:22What?
01:02:24There is no way
01:02:25that piece of junk
01:02:27is worth that much.
01:02:28You're lying.
01:02:30This painting was
01:02:31auctioned for
01:02:32three million in 2015.
01:02:34After all these years,
01:02:35it's probably worth
01:02:36a lot more money.
01:02:37So tell me,
01:02:39do I now have the
01:02:40right to call your gifts?
01:02:43Who says it's real?
01:02:45None of us here can tell.
01:02:47For all we know,
01:02:48it's a fake.
01:02:50Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:52That should be
01:02:53enough proof.
01:02:54You're right.
01:02:55Like that receipt
01:02:55is a fake, too.
01:02:57Look at that.
01:02:59Come on.
01:02:59What kind of rich woman
01:03:01dates a cripple?
01:03:03Exactly.
01:03:04I mean,
01:03:04only a blind one.
01:03:06Because any real rich girl
01:03:07would never date
01:03:08a loser like that.
01:03:10Ted,
01:03:11if you can't bring
01:03:11a real gift to the party,
01:03:13just don't bring
01:03:14a forgery, okay?
01:03:15To Grandpa's party.
01:03:17Eek, then.
01:03:18This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:19Father has a good eye
01:03:21for our...
01:03:21Why don't we let him
01:03:22judge for himself?
01:03:24This trash?
01:03:26You want Grandpa
01:03:27to actually appraise this?
01:03:29Trash like this
01:03:30belongs on the floor!
01:03:41What just happened?
01:03:46That is...
01:03:48Alan,
01:03:49what did you just tear up?
01:03:51Oh,
01:03:51Grandpa's
01:03:52just a painting.
01:03:53These guys were trying
01:03:54to give it to you
01:03:54as a gift,
01:03:55but I could say
01:03:56it was so fake,
01:03:57I just tore it up.
01:03:58A fake painting?
01:04:00They said the painting
01:04:01was a Picasso
01:04:02with three million dollars.
01:04:04But I mean,
01:04:04look at them.
01:04:05They could not afford
01:04:06something like that.
01:04:07It has to be a fake.
01:04:12A Picasso.
01:04:14Oh my God.
01:04:16See?
01:04:17Grandpa doesn't even
01:04:18want that kind of trash
01:04:19messing up the floor.
01:04:20You guys better get out of here.
01:04:22You're not welcome.
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30Come here.
01:04:31Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:32Close your eyes.
01:04:33That's my boy.
01:04:34That's my boy.
01:04:35All that college education
01:04:36and you turned out
01:04:38to be such a big idiot.
01:04:41Just shut your mouth.
01:04:43Why?
01:04:44Why did you hit me?
01:04:45You just destroyed
01:04:48three million dollars,
01:04:50you idiot.
01:04:51What?
01:04:51Three million dollars?
01:04:52You can't believe
01:04:53their story.
01:04:54It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:55I have been collecting
01:04:56antiques longer
01:04:56than you've been alive
01:04:57and I know real
01:04:58from fake.
01:05:00It was worth
01:05:01more than three million
01:05:02until you ruined it.
01:05:06What?
01:05:07It's real?
01:05:11Ted,
01:05:12you bought this painting?
01:05:14Grandpa,
01:05:15this is my girlfriend.
01:05:17She's the one
01:05:17that brought it.
01:05:18No.
01:05:19Grandpa,
01:05:20I'm so sorry.
01:05:21It was intended
01:05:22to be your birthday gift,
01:05:24but someone thought
01:05:25it was fake
01:05:26and tore it up.
01:05:27No,
01:05:28it cannot be real.
01:05:30No,
01:05:31I mean,
01:05:31he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:34but he can't afford
01:05:34something like this.
01:05:36It has to be a fake,
01:05:37obviously.
01:05:39I got it.
01:05:40Ted must have stolen
01:05:41team funds.
01:05:42He's been lying
01:05:43this whole time
01:05:44and now he says
01:05:45that they grabbed it
01:05:46from her collection.
01:05:47Come on.
01:05:48I'll call you cops.
01:05:50Alan,
01:05:52the truth is right
01:05:53in front of you.
01:05:54You just refuse to see it.
01:05:57Sweetheart,
01:05:58you're way too gorgeous
01:06:00to waste your time
01:06:01with a crook like him.
01:06:02Come with me instead.
01:06:04I can show you
01:06:05the high life.
01:06:07The high life?
01:06:09Of course.
01:06:10I'm the night security manager.
01:06:12I mean,
01:06:12what are we talking about here?
01:06:14This guy
01:06:14is just a criminal.
01:06:16If you don't want to
01:06:17end up in prison with him,
01:06:19you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:22You know what I mean?
01:06:23How dare you threaten her?
01:06:24Do you even know who she is?
01:06:26Sure I do.
01:06:28She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:30Ted,
01:06:31don't worry.
01:06:32Once you're locked up,
01:06:35I'm going to take
01:06:36a very good care of her.
01:06:38Well,
01:06:40I'm not going to jail,
01:06:42Alan.
01:06:43Actually,
01:06:45Grace
01:06:46owns the Knights.
01:06:48What?
01:06:52You're lying.
01:06:55I told you
01:06:57my son is a lie.
01:06:59Oh my God.
01:07:01No wonder
01:07:02she looked familiar.
01:07:04You truly are
01:07:06the Knights'
01:07:07owner.
01:07:08Oh my God.
01:07:10What have I done?
01:07:12You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:14First,
01:07:14you destroy
01:07:15a three million dollar
01:07:16painting of mine
01:07:17and then you try
01:07:18hitting on me.
01:07:20Tell me,
01:07:20Alan,
01:07:21how do you plan
01:07:22on paying for this?
01:07:23You paid for that?
01:07:25Three million?
01:07:26Even if I sold myself,
01:07:27I could never
01:07:28pay that off.
01:07:29hold.
01:07:30No,
01:07:31no,
01:07:31it's all a
01:07:32misunderstanding.
01:07:33I mean,
01:07:33he was just being
01:07:34impulsive.
01:07:35Please,
01:07:35please have mercy on us.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:38A misunderstanding.
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:40Was it a
01:07:41misunderstanding
01:07:42when you assaulted us
01:07:43earlier?
01:07:44Ted,
01:07:45Alan absolutely
01:07:46knows he's wrong.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:47We're very,
01:07:49very sorry.
01:07:49Can you let this go,
01:07:50please?
01:07:50Please.
01:07:52Obviously,
01:07:54you have
01:07:55loads of money.
01:07:56I mean,
01:07:56you're not going to
01:07:57miss a few million,
01:07:58but this would ruin
01:08:00my family.
01:08:02You want me to
01:08:03forgive him?
01:08:04Please.
01:08:06If I were the one
01:08:07who damaged the property,
01:08:08would you be so
01:08:09quick to forgive me?
01:08:12Listen,
01:08:14you can mock me
01:08:15all you'd like,
01:08:17but don't ever
01:08:19insult my father.
01:08:23Oliver,
01:08:24please,
01:08:24please,
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I shouldn't have
01:08:27disrespected you.
01:08:28He's right.
01:08:29please,
01:08:29I'm so sorry.
01:08:30Ted,
01:08:32I'll do any pain.
01:08:34Please,
01:08:34forgive me.
01:08:35Please.
01:08:35You think money
01:08:36makes you better
01:08:37than everyone else?
01:08:38You have less class
01:08:40than a man begging
01:08:41on the streets.
01:08:44You will pay
01:08:45for what you've done.
01:08:48Here's the auction
01:08:49received from the
01:08:49painting.
01:08:50Amount,
01:08:51three million.
01:08:52You have three
01:08:53days to pay in full.
01:08:58Also,
01:08:59Alan,
01:08:59your fire
01:09:00from the night
01:09:01permanently.
01:09:02Pendejo.
01:09:05Oh, Alan,
01:09:05I'm so sorry.
01:09:06If we had known
01:09:07he was so powerful,
01:09:08we'd never
01:09:08have crossed him.
01:09:10It's about time
01:09:11you got a taste
01:09:12of your own ways.
01:09:13Oh, it's death.
01:09:14Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:16Let's get into
01:09:17another room
01:09:17to celebrate
01:09:18your birthday.
01:09:18Come on.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:21Tomorrow.
01:09:22Oh,
01:09:23oh,
01:09:23oh,
01:09:23oh,
01:09:24oh,
01:09:24oh,
01:09:25oh,
01:09:26oh,
01:09:26oh,
01:09:28oh,
01:09:30oh,
01:09:30All right, Ted,
01:09:31your opponents
01:09:31for the finals
01:09:32are the Giants.
01:09:34Their opponent's
01:09:35Henry,
01:09:35so you need
01:09:36to be careful.
01:09:36He's really not
01:09:37the type
01:09:37to let him scoff.
01:09:38Relax.
01:09:39I got this.
01:09:41West?
01:09:45Your coach's license
01:09:46got revoked.
01:09:47How are you
01:09:48even allowed in here?
01:09:49If it weren't for Ted,
01:09:50I wouldn't be in this
01:09:50mess in the first place.
01:09:52Luckily,
01:09:53Henry pulled some strings
01:09:54and paid the right people off.
01:09:56I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:59You tried every trick
01:10:01in the book
01:10:01to beat Ted,
01:10:02and you still lost.
01:10:04Don't try to blame him
01:10:06for your failure.
01:10:07This time's different.
01:10:09The Giants
01:10:10are a real powerhouse.
01:10:12Worth over
01:10:12two billion dollars.
01:10:14I think that's
01:10:1420 times
01:10:15the amount
01:10:16of your
01:10:17pathetic team's budget.
01:10:18you'll never win.
01:10:25I've got a plan
01:10:26for the Giants.
01:10:28You.
01:10:32Please.
01:10:33If it were for you
01:10:33being my former assistant,
01:10:35knowing my plays,
01:10:37you went to one last time.
01:10:38So what's cheating?
01:10:40Silly plays, huh?
01:10:42In the end,
01:10:43you're still a loser!
01:10:46See you later.
01:10:49No.
01:10:50You lost to Ted.
01:10:51You have the right
01:10:52to try to question his skill.
01:10:54Win.
01:10:55I win the championship?
01:10:58I'll have nothing else to say.
01:11:01You'll never win.
01:11:02How about a bet?
01:11:04Loser.
01:11:05He's the winner.
01:11:07Ten million dollars?
01:11:09Swears off football forever.
01:11:11He's so late for your apology.
01:11:23Damn you, Ted!
01:11:24You're going to make sure
01:11:25you're out of the NFL
01:11:26for good!
01:11:27You'll never get back off!
01:11:32The Giants,
01:11:33three-time defending champions,
01:11:35and the most dominant force
01:11:36in the league,
01:11:37face off the Knights today.
01:11:39They've been unstoppable
01:11:41under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:42and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:45So,
01:11:47we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:49Here we go!
01:11:50The Knights push forward
01:11:51for their first offensive move,
01:11:53and it is not looking good.
01:11:55There is a serious gap
01:11:56in their strength.
01:11:57The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:59They truly are the best.
01:12:01This is not good.
01:12:02I knew their physical stats
01:12:04were higher,
01:12:05but I didn't expect
01:12:05the difference to be this big.
01:12:07What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:09You're getting just started.
01:12:10You can't choke yet.
01:12:12Three drives.
01:12:12Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:14Fucking pathetic.
01:12:16Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:17Now that he's facing real talent,
01:12:19there's no way
01:12:19he's walking out of this one
01:12:21with a win.
01:12:23Coach,
01:12:24what do we do now?
01:12:26Trust me.
01:12:27I got this.
01:12:33Seriously, Ted,
01:12:34a field goal?
01:12:35Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:37Not a big shot.
01:12:38It's your Hail Mary.
01:12:40Please.
01:12:41A guy with a busted leg
01:12:42trying to win a championship?
01:12:44What a joke!
01:12:46Couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:48There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:49On this field,
01:12:51nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:55The kick is up.
01:12:57And it's scored!
01:12:59The Knights score
01:13:00from 50 yards back.
01:13:02Unbelievable!
01:13:03This is why we do
01:13:04what we do.
01:13:06No, no.
01:13:07It's awesome.
01:13:09What's up,
01:13:09what is taking?
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:11As long as I'm here,
01:13:12this team don't lose!
01:13:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:28Unbelievable!
01:13:30The Knights of the League
01:13:31despite the massive gap in strength.
01:13:34The score is now 17-7.
01:13:37What the hell are you doing?
01:13:38This game's almost over!
01:13:40You stop that son of a bitch
01:13:42or you're fucking fired!
01:13:44You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:46If you lose this game,
01:13:47you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:50Have you no other option?
01:13:53I can't win?
01:13:55Fucking useless!
01:13:56Every fucking one of you!
01:13:58Useless!
01:14:04Nice, nice!
01:14:11Have a nice job!
01:14:21Here we go.
01:14:42Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what?
01:14:48The Knights are the NFL Championship, you can sleep well tonight, mom.
01:14:53Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:57And enjoy, my friend, you deserve it, the NFL Champions, the Knights!
01:15:11Hey, how you going, Wes?
01:15:16Did you remember our bet?
01:15:21If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:27And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:30$10 million.
01:15:32I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:35Ted, have mercy, can we?
01:15:38We used to be colleagues, remember?
01:15:42I don't know, I don't have time.
01:15:44And if I'm forced on the NFL, I wouldn't have enough time.
01:15:47You can't let him off like that!
01:15:49If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:51He costs our guys everything, he has to pay!
01:15:54Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:56Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this.
01:15:58Ooh.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:10Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:13I never should have done what I did.
01:16:16And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:21As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:28But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:33But!
01:16:35You need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah, no, no problem.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Really sorry.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really, really sorry.
01:16:50Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:51Hey, man.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58You!
01:16:59Son of a bitch.
01:17:01If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:04You told me to take out your players.
01:17:06You did.
01:17:06We're going to tell him.
01:17:07I'm going to go for him.
01:17:08Listen.
01:17:12Damn it!
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:15If one of your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:21Kid, it was all West.
01:17:24Look, so what?
01:17:25We have a beef between us.
01:17:27Come join my team.
01:17:29Help me win the next championship.
01:17:31Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:34Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you?
01:17:38expo by the league?
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:44Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:50Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:54Come join me.
01:17:55We'll build a super team.
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:02I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:06But, you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:18:12commissioner.
01:18:13Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:18You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:25Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:30Ted, work with me here.
01:18:31You can fix this.
01:18:32Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:35All right.
01:18:35He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:18:39Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:42But, you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:50I'm tired of this.
01:18:51Hey, guys, chill.
01:18:52Think about what you're doing.
01:18:54I can give you everything.
01:18:55Ted, I'll give you everything.
01:18:57I'm sorry, Ted.
01:18:58What are you doing?
01:19:06Grace, I got the championship.
01:19:10I've got the girl.
01:19:14Now, I'm going to sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:22Ruling on the field.
01:19:24Stand.
01:19:30I'll be okay.
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