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00:00:04Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:00:10Ted's got the ball. Time's running out. If he's scored this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:00:15the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league. If he finishes strong tonight, he's headed straight for the NFL.
00:00:24I'm sorry.
00:00:27Where they are?
00:00:29Where they are?
00:00:29Where you f***ing?
00:00:30Where'd you go?
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck!
00:00:46Fuck your leg!
00:00:52Just wait, okay?
00:00:54It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:04I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:10No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:24I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:27Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:37Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't f***ing respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:08Right up here, boys.
00:02:09We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:14Free it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:16Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:38Let's go!
00:02:42Come on!
00:02:49coach yes please a brilliant I need him on my team
00:03:00boss nice work out there today I've decided to give you a raise thank you
00:03:07sir
00:03:10to two grand a month I can finally pay my bills
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife
00:03:22babe I have got great news
00:03:34wait this is Wes's jacket and his whistle
00:03:45what the hell are you doing
00:03:49what the hell are you doing
00:04:01West you bastard I win the game for you today you're screwing my wife
00:04:06West are you okay
00:04:08Ted what's wrong with you
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong
00:04:20you think that I cheated for fun
00:04:24it's because you're a loser
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills
00:04:29my friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you
00:04:34I got a raise I came here to tell you I this we don't have to worry about the bills
00:04:39anymore
00:04:39a raise
00:04:41you're an assistant coach what could you possibly make three grand
00:04:46two actually
00:04:49tell me Ted when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary
00:04:54Emma I was gonna make it happen
00:04:56we're never gonna make it happen
00:04:59you're fired
00:05:00what
00:05:02no I you can't do this I
00:05:04I won the game for you today if it wasn't for me that the team wouldn't even be here
00:05:11I'm the head coach
00:05:12a busted leg loser like you deserves nothing
00:05:15but to be crushed under someone like me
00:05:18Wes right your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts
00:05:22thinking you could give me a rich life keep dreaming
00:05:31divorce agreement
00:05:34you you already had this ready
00:05:36well now that you caught us what's the point in hiding it
00:05:38it's signed
00:05:39come on babe let's go
00:05:48who's calling this trash don't tell me it's some telemarketer
00:05:51all you should be worried about is unemployment insurance
00:06:04fuck off
00:06:1125,000 passing yards front runner for the Heisman are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent this is Grace Taylor owner of the Knights
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach
00:06:27annual salary is a million dollars
00:06:29how's that?
00:06:36you're not screwing with me are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent I'm dead serious
00:06:40as long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty
00:06:43salary is not a problem
00:06:45yes yes I'll take the position
00:06:47besides the Eagles they just fired me
00:06:52that's the dumbest thing they've ever done
00:06:53don't worry Mr. Vincent
00:06:55my team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve
00:06:59thanks so much
00:07:01great looking forward to it
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach
00:07:07and?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster
00:07:12just in case
00:07:12wait wait wait
00:07:13why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18plus
00:07:19esta viejo
00:07:19okay do you remember about 10 years ago
00:07:22there was a college quarterback
00:07:24he was phenomenal
00:07:25all-american
00:07:26his name was Ted
00:07:28of course
00:07:29he broke his leg during the championship
00:07:31if that hadn't happened
00:07:32he would have been a superstar right now
00:07:35ya va marica
00:07:36you're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:39si marica
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly
00:07:42and with him on our side
00:07:44we're definitely winning the championship
00:07:50no!
00:07:54hey buddy
00:07:55you know what NFL stands for?
00:07:56not for long
00:07:58that's how long he'll be coaching
00:07:59three close games in a row?
00:08:02really?
00:08:02this is the worst team in the division
00:08:04there's no reason for it to be this close
00:08:07no!
00:08:08don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:09you fucking poor fuck
00:08:12what the hell happened?
00:08:14you lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16you were winning so easy before
00:08:18they must have studied our plays
00:08:21every route was locked out
00:08:23we won't lose again
00:08:25when Ted was here
00:08:26when Ted was here
00:08:27he always changed our plays on the fly
00:08:28we never struggled like this
00:08:31if he were here today
00:08:32we wouldn't have lost
00:08:32shut the fuck up James
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36you mean that assistant
00:08:38that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42you lost
00:08:43the guy's a total loser
00:08:44okay
00:08:45every play he ran
00:08:46he got from me
00:08:48the only reason he won last game
00:08:49is because I gave him the plan
00:08:50in advance
00:08:51so that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53damn!
00:08:54act like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56fuck!
00:08:56exactly!
00:09:00that's why I fired him
00:09:01but if he's that useless
00:09:03good riddance
00:09:06don't you listen to me West
00:09:09if you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again
00:09:12I will fucking destroy you
00:09:13you understand me?
00:09:15yes sir
00:09:16don't fuck with me sir
00:09:20damn it!
00:09:21the only reason we ever won
00:09:22was because we followed Ted's game plan
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment
00:09:32this
00:09:36this is Ted's playbook
00:09:41we're safe
00:09:46hey hey
00:09:48why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50look it's 3 to 15 at half
00:09:53okay?
00:09:54you scored 3 points
00:09:55you're a washed up assistant
00:09:57dumped by his wife
00:10:00what gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02hey
00:10:07Scott
00:10:09if you wanna win this game
00:10:11you will run my plays
00:10:13period
00:10:13your plays are trash
00:10:16Edmund
00:10:18you're benched
00:10:19next man up
00:10:20wait what?
00:10:22seriously?
00:10:23you're benching me
00:10:25look
00:10:26you may be the best player on our team
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders
00:10:30you
00:10:31are done here
00:10:32your plays are horseshit
00:10:34okay?
00:10:35no one can make a perfect 40 yard throw like that
00:10:38it's impossible
00:10:39you're not fit to be the head coach
00:10:41or an assistant coach
00:10:54whoo
00:10:56is that hard?
00:10:57is that hard?
00:11:13holy shit
00:11:14holy shit
00:11:19that last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it
00:11:21come on nobody's that good who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25guys I got a whole book of plays okay?
00:11:27and look I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me but I promise you
00:11:30if you follow my plays we will win this game
00:11:35I mean we're already getting our asses kicked might as well try it
00:11:38no way we're coming back
00:11:39if we lose
00:11:41we'll show you not fit to be our coach
00:11:49touchdown
00:11:51that fast?
00:11:53wait
00:11:53is this playbook actually working?
00:12:02you look like a defense the whole time
00:12:05and that's the game
00:12:07knights take the win
00:12:08let's go
00:12:11we won't win like this?
00:12:12we never even dreamed of
00:12:14following this plays we actually crushed it
00:12:16who is this guy anyway?
00:12:20this guy
00:12:27whoo
00:12:28whoo
00:12:29whoo
00:12:29whoo
00:12:30whoo
00:12:34whoo
00:12:35welcome to the team coach
00:12:37whoo
00:12:38whoo
00:12:40whoo
00:12:41whoo
00:12:42whoo
00:12:48whoo
00:12:50have done the impossible rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:54under head coach ted vincent meanwhile the eagles once a top contender for the championship
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses losers go home you're as damn straight
00:13:04you can't even win against the worst teams in the league
00:13:16and you your plays get worse every damn game how are you supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21why is it the moment i stopped using ted's plays nothing works anymore boss we just got careless
00:13:28the last two games don't worry we're going to crush the next game oh right next game the
00:13:34semi-finals against the night you lose that every one of you is fired
00:13:45wait a second isn't that our former assistant coach
00:13:52how did he get to be head coach of the knights the knights used to be the bottom of the
00:13:57league
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak made it all the way to the semi-finals looks like
00:14:01the reason when he was around we never struggled this much away for someone that fumbles as much
00:14:06as you james you have a pretty tight grip on ted's dick those wins had nothing to do with him
00:14:11he got a few tricks for me now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach please
00:14:16eating him will be easy if you can't even win against that loser every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags
00:14:32coach maybe we should bring ted back with him around we might actually win the championship
00:14:39is that what you all want yeah you all want ted back yeah you want one fucking big or she
00:14:46with
00:14:46fucking ted
00:14:50okay did you want your boyfriend back guess i can't risk him leaking my playbook
00:14:56fine
00:14:57i'll bring him back
00:15:03mr vincent you're about to face the eagles do you really think the knights can win
00:15:10you know i uh believe in my team if you want to stick to my game plan
00:15:16the eagles do not stand a chance
00:15:19but from what i've heard you're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:23what makes you so confident confident in what
00:15:28his own delusions this guy's a clown who loves to talk big
00:15:37what are you doing here i'm here to give you a chance ted come back to the eagles all you
00:15:43have to do is
00:15:43apologize right here in front of everyone and maybe i'll let you crawl back and do my assistant
00:15:51who the hell do you think you want you want our head coach to apologize to you
00:15:57west is the head coach of the eagles ted is just a fired loser giving him his job again would
00:16:04be
00:16:04charity he should be thanking us i'm not going back don't tell me you actually think you can win on
00:16:13your own guys like you born at the bottom don't get to be champions ever she's right trash
00:16:21like you belongs on a trash team
00:16:24what is this
00:16:35still chasing dreams in your thirties
00:16:39football is a rich man's game one of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:45you'll never beat us
00:16:54hey i'll say it one last time i'll never join the race
00:16:59oh right you're doing this for the race right fine uh about 500 more a month that's what you want
00:17:06right you should take it ted with that 500 maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:14five hundred is that all you got pathetic
00:17:26mr vincent here's your bonus for leading the knights to victory three million dollars
00:17:44no way
00:17:45this bonus is three million my loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million
00:17:51that's gonna be fake you two are putting on a show for us
00:17:58so the eagles want to bring back a fired coach
00:18:02let me guess
00:18:04your team's performance sucked you fumbled all the tactics and now you want ted to come and save your
00:18:09ass right
00:18:10bullshit
00:18:11you only got a few tricks from me
00:18:15only a team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:19judging by your recent record looks like our team could wipe the floor with you
00:18:26with ease
00:18:28you're not going to be able to do this
00:18:29just wait until when i beat you
00:18:34even if you come crawling back i'll slam the door in your face
00:18:38hey the knights will never lose to you
00:18:51the knights who once sat dead last in the league have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semi-final
00:18:57but today they face the powerhouse eagles will this be the end of their story let's stay tuned
00:19:04for a fantastic game to come
00:19:11take a knee listen up i know that team over there is strong all right no one expects us to
00:19:19win
00:19:19now i promise you this team will go down if we run my place we will walk out of here
00:19:27with the wind i can promise you that yes sir coach we'll trust you completely all right fellas let's
00:19:34go get this wing all right boys bring it in hands in the middle part one's on you all right
00:19:39win on three win on me one two three let's go boys let's go
00:19:47ted i know you're going to work miracles for me
00:19:51the beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber it's for poor people people of class
00:19:59like like us need whiskey or wine
00:20:04west how come for you in this game
00:20:06i got a bowl of money riding on this son i need to win relax this is a sure win
00:20:13make sure you get your money their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars this guy right here
00:20:1940 million how are they supposed to compete with that well as you know i don't give a
00:20:25about football but i do care about winning i'm counting i need to get this across the line
00:20:33to victory
00:20:36so been way too soon coach get him
00:20:56the knights are off to a blazing start scott drives it home for the first touchdown
00:21:06the knights tactics are clearly working the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:12would they be pulling off a miracle today they're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin
00:21:16salaries why the are they good all of a sudden you idiot i thought you said this would be no
00:21:22problem
00:21:22what the am i paying you for it's got to be a fluke it's got to be ted he was
00:21:27my assistant he
00:21:27knows all my fucking place but what are you gonna do about it i have i have a plan to
00:21:33turn this
00:21:33around trust me you better not be bullshitting me i swear to god that if i can't leave this team
00:21:40to victory i i'll resign this is your last chance son last chance am i clear don't it up
00:21:56that broke ass team's only got one star player quarterback take them out they can't win this game
00:22:04you bet
00:22:06go
00:22:20let's see you finish our game now boy it's broken oh oh come on the next score stands but
00:22:30the injured player looks like he cannot continue let's hope for a speedy recovery
00:22:34what are we doing this rough in the past that's a 15-yard penalty you idiot don't make me kick
00:22:39you out of the game coach
00:23:03don't question me you want to keep coaching get back to your sideline now yeah you son of a
00:23:10bitch how much are you paying these refs oh who cares your only star player is out you have no
00:23:16chance of winning this game i have cash to burn nobody can touch me dead back to your sideline now
00:23:29good job got your cash letter by the way
00:23:34your talent big deal one word from me henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:42the world belongs to people like us nice little sweater by the way good look
00:23:48you're back i think she's calling you
00:24:04the eagles have taken the lead swiftly and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock
00:24:10looks as though the knights might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:14three of our key players are out if this keeps up we're finished
00:24:18west obviously bribed the refs unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score
00:24:23we're done for come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least we're in the middle of a
00:24:28damn
00:24:28game how are we supposed to find someone like that
00:24:38all right ted warm up
00:24:42only you can save the night
00:24:43i don't wait boss what do you mean warm up
00:24:52ted i did my research you used to be a star
00:24:55if it weren't for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now
00:24:59i need you to warm up ted ted vincent the same guy that immediately used to call the best player
00:25:05in
00:25:05ncaa hey you're my head coach
00:25:13grace i'm the head coach i can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:16actually you can i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:22you're officially on the roster
00:25:25want to warm up
00:25:35my legs healed but i haven't played in so long can i really do this
00:25:42hey you want that super bowl ring or not huh you got this
00:25:51now take the championship that belongs to me
00:25:59maybe maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:12the past injuries are behind me they won't stop me now
00:26:26all right let's crush them
00:26:30yeah
00:27:20It must be raining cats and dogs, because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:34You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:41A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42The deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:48If she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:51What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I need some ice ready.
00:28:04You're facing the needle later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost, and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:15Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:28:35Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's do this.
00:29:00You threw that way too far.
00:29:01No one's catching that.
00:29:02You don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him.
00:29:09I got him stiff.
00:29:25Holy guacamole, the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today, because I feel like I am tripping ladies
00:29:34and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:36Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy, because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:45Boss, thank you.
00:30:01You have to hit him on the side.
00:30:04He got who to sit there.
00:30:20Touchdown, Knights!
00:30:23He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:25Yes! Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:30I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:35Threw it way too far, and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly. I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed-up mid-life loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:47Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50I can't. I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55No one?
00:30:59Lock on, Dixon.
00:31:01If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense!
00:31:36God.
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:42At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed-up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team, and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00Move!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:03I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:23That's how you like this, Ted.
00:32:28Knights on offense now!
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:36That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Timeout!
00:32:42Timeout!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:50The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:58Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:33:00These guys are using steroids, and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:05You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:09What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10What do you call that, slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained, and your guys are turning into monsters, all right?
00:33:18Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:26You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please.
00:33:34Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:38You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Let me kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted.
00:33:48You could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not care.
00:33:53I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash, and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game, I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:11Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28You won't win.
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it.
00:34:42Ted with the interception, and he scores.
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:59You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:17Unbelievable.
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:35There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:39Stop him!
00:35:40If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53Ted can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this in the overtime.
00:35:55I don't know what.
00:35:56I'll crush him now.
00:35:57What?
00:36:10Hail Mary!
00:36:11My god!
00:36:12Ted just pulled off a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:20Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41There's still what needed to be done.
00:36:43Yeah!
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:52Come on! I know, Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:03All right! Maria, we win!
00:37:04Vamos!
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:13I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagle.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:24Apologize to Ted.
00:37:25Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles. I'll make you head coach.
00:37:43Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:45$2 million a year, minimum.
00:37:47What? $2 million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire. Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss.
00:37:56What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:17Back together.
00:38:18Ted!
00:38:19Deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:49Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options?
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:25I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:30Uh, the Taylor family? The richest family in the world.
00:39:35The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:42That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:04Ted, come back to the Eagles. I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14Been going to stick around here in a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:19Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:25I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:43Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:51Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet, fair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:57We'll just call it even.
00:40:59After, just come back.
00:41:00Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:06Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:07I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:09I don't want you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:11You son of fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:13Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:42I will never forgive you.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:46Coach West!
00:41:48We have received reports that you help bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:57Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:04Illegal s...
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:06Please!
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10are a disgrace...
00:42:12to the NFL.
00:42:15Ted...
00:42:16Wait!
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:37Um...
00:42:37I was thinking...
00:42:38maybe...
00:42:39if you wanted...
00:42:41you could...
00:42:42stay with me.
00:42:44For the law.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:42:57I'm...
00:43:02Heh...
00:43:03Did they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league?
00:43:06Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:07Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:09Let him go.
00:43:11Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:16If what if you'd still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:18Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:25He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:26How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:36You still own the Giants.
00:43:38They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot,
00:43:41I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:56Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:02I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:10You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:19Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house.
00:44:35And I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42Here's the kitchen.
00:44:54And here's the couch.
00:44:56You should come sit.
00:44:57Alright, thanks.
00:45:03I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:06Alright, thanks.
00:45:07Casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay, I'm good to go now.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:16See you next time.
00:45:30Hello, hello, hello.
00:45:32I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:35I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:36I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:36I'm gonna shower now.
00:45:37Ow!
00:45:39My back!
00:45:40Hey, you okay?
00:45:41I just pulled something.
00:45:44Okay, okay.
00:45:48Ow.
00:45:49Ow.
00:45:50Ow.
00:45:53Ow.
00:45:56Ow.
00:46:22My God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:40I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:04Dad?
00:47:05Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:08You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:12Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:14I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:43I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:47Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans, maybe you could
00:48:06come with me.
00:48:07Or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:11What?
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh.
00:48:22I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I might be the star.
00:48:26Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that.
00:48:34Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:38Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:42No, it is my first time meeting them and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you my spark.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:11I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:28Alright, no problem.
00:49:31Hmm.
00:49:49Well, well, well.
00:49:51Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:56What?
00:49:56All those years working out there and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:05700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:10Alan?
00:50:10You're so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car unless, of course, it's a broken-down
00:50:21second-hand junk.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23What?
00:50:26Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:33Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk if you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:38It's a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54Sorry.
00:50:55Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:03I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:26It's okay.
00:51:27You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32He has been gone for years and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if he's which you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy and safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Home.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all, but money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights at $400,000 a year.
00:51:58$400,000? That's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:27him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job? That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:45Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing that.
00:52:52I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:55Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:58Is it over $2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of $2 million?
00:53:09$2 million, but please, a loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he throws out a figure like that.
00:53:22He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, wait.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:59You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:05You're in your 30s, still a nobody.
00:54:08You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:18You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:35You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:37And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke.
00:54:45He's obviously delusional.
00:54:47I know my son.
00:54:49It's not a lawyer.
00:54:52Oh, really?
00:54:53It doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:55Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:09Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on.
00:55:12Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager.
00:55:22I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:30He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31I guess forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach?
00:56:00Dressed like that.
00:56:02Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain stampin' with corpolini is too.
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights' head coach?
00:56:36Of course.
00:56:37If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:56:59I can't believe this.
00:57:00I just want to have a bunch of them Knights.
00:57:03I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:05Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:10Dad.
00:57:12This is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:34Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:44Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want.
00:57:54Don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:01Enough!
00:58:08So what if you made this stupid final?
00:58:12Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:22You broke bastard.
00:58:23You mean you showed up at this party empty-handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:27We did bring something so fair.
00:58:36I made this thing myself.
00:58:37I made this thing myself.
00:58:39It's for father.
00:58:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:46Oh, please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:57Pathetic.
00:58:58I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:01Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:12No!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26I...
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:41Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:43Ha, with pleasure.
00:59:48This one.
00:59:49It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
01:00:00This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes-Benz G&T.
01:00:04Birthday gift for mom.
01:00:07200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09200,000 dollars.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:14The best one.
01:00:16Take a look.
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:27God, all these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:13I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl that has been telling me about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:38Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:52So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:58Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:01A painting?
01:02:01Please, how expensive could that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman worth around $3 million.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:24You're lying.
01:02:26This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:41None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be enough proof.
01:02:49You're right.
01:02:50Like that receipt is a fake, too.
01:02:52Look at that.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:08just don't bring a four-tree, okay?
01:03:11To Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Eat it!
01:03:13This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:15Father has a good eye for art.
01:03:17Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:20This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:37What just happened?
01:03:42That is...
01:03:44Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:46Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:50but I couldn't say it was so fake,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million.
01:03:58But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:11See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even know I'm that kind of trash
01:04:14messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:27Close your eyes.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why?
01:04:39Why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed $3 million.
01:04:44You idiot.
01:04:46What?
01:04:46$3 million?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:50I'm collecting antiques longer than you've been alive.
01:04:52And I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than $3 million
01:04:57until you ruined it.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:12She's the one that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:30It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:14you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:17You know what?
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:30I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:44What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you.
01:06:52My son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh, my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:03Oh, my God.
01:07:05What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18You don't pay for that.
01:07:19$3 million?
01:07:20And even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:24Oh, no, no, no.
01:07:26No, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:30Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:32Absolutely.
01:07:33A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:34Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted.
01:07:40Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I should never disrespect you.
01:08:23He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26We're so sorry.
01:08:27Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:43Here's the auction receipt from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to paint full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful, we'd never win across him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:08Oh, it's Ted.
01:09:09Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:11Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:15Good idea.
01:09:16Tomorrow.
01:09:17Tomorrow.
01:09:25All right, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their owner's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:33Relax.
01:09:34I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:40Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:44If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, I knew he pulled some strings and he paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted, but you still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:04The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:07Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't go on last time.
01:10:33So what's cheating?
01:10:35Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser.
01:10:41So.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:46You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:49When I win the championship,
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:57How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Who's the winner?
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:06I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:26The Giants, new time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under coach Ted Vinson, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:44Here we go.
01:11:45The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:54They truly are the best.
01:11:56This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:02What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:04Getting just started again, Chokeyat.
01:12:06Three drives.
01:12:07Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:12Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:18Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, big shot.
01:12:32It's your Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please.
01:12:35A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:39What a joke.
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way he makes this kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's good.
01:12:53The Knights score from 50 yards back.
01:12:56Unbelievable.
01:12:57This is why we do what we do.
01:13:00No, no, no.
01:13:01Too awesome.
01:13:03What's up, Wilder's taking?
01:13:04Hey, as long as I'm here, they seem to lose.
01:13:07Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:22Yes!
01:13:23Yep!
01:13:24It's a win.
01:13:25The spike.
01:13:26The massive gap is strained.
01:13:28The score is now 17-7.
01:13:31What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:45You have no other option?
01:13:47I can't win?
01:13:49Fucking useless! There's been fucking more of you!
01:13:52Useful!
01:13:57Nice, nice!
01:14:32What a hell of a bitch!
01:14:36Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:38Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:40Besides me!
01:14:41But guess what?
01:14:42Tonight's our NFL Championship!
01:14:45You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:51And enjoy!
01:14:52Tonight, my friends!
01:14:53You deserve it!
01:14:54The NFL Champions!
01:14:56One night!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:08How you going, Wes?
01:15:10Did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:17Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:21And...
01:15:21Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:24$10 million.
01:15:26I could rig my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy!
01:15:32We used to be colleagues!
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:34Remember?
01:15:34We...
01:15:36I don't know, I don't know, Ted.
01:15:38And if I'm forced out of the NFL, I wouldn't have enough jail.
01:15:41You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything!
01:15:47He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach.
01:15:51You can't let him get away with this!
01:15:52Ooh!
01:15:54Okay.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:07I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I brought the $10 million.
01:16:29But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:43Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48You've got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:53Son of a bitch.
01:16:55If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:17:00You did.
01:17:00I'm going to tell them.
01:17:01I'm going to report them to this.
01:17:06Damn it!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy!
01:17:13Yeah.
01:17:15It was all West.
01:17:17Look, so what?
01:17:19We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:23Help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you expelled
01:17:32by the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:48Come join me.
01:17:49We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00You know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to
01:18:05the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended
01:18:11immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:19Come on, man.
01:18:20$100 million?
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:29I'm just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million too.
01:18:36But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:40Right?
01:18:42Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:45Hey guys, chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything!
01:18:51Ted!
01:18:51I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?!
01:18:53What are you doing?!
01:18:57Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07So, now.
01:19:10Well, it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:13Mmmm.
01:19:16R harbor on the field.
01:19:18Stand.
01:19:24I'll be your king.
01:19:27I'll be your king.
01:19:28I'll be your king.
01:19:31I'll be your king.
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