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Chassé Du Terrain, Sacré Au Sommet
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00:00:02What's up?
00:00:05What's up?
00:00:06What's up?
00:00:06What's up?
00:00:07What's up?
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00:00:08What's up?
00:00:09What's up?
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00:00:10Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out and if he scores this one, him and the Sharks
00:00:13will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the head of family.
00:00:24Oh, no.
00:00:27Are they armed?
00:00:29Are they armed?
00:00:29Oh, you f*****g ass.
00:00:30As you go!
00:00:39Oh!
00:00:43Oh!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Oh!
00:00:45Oh, my f*****g leg!
00:00:47Oh!
00:00:48Oh!
00:00:51You just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I didn't still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that.
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15You could have done pro.
00:01:17You even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right power for this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You can go right up here, right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:13Bring it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52This plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21I have got great news.
00:03:24I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:04:01Wes, you bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes, are you okay?
00:04:09Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:35Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, frontrunner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster, just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:27His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:39Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Boo!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:09You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the drive.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted, you mean that assistant that left us the victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:57Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, West.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:18Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:56You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:08Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game,
00:10:11you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:14Your plays are trash!
00:10:17Hey, then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me?
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:56Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards, and he nailed it.
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:29but I promise you,
00:11:31if you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose,
00:11:41we'll show you you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:11We're like this?
00:12:13We never even dreamed of.
00:12:15Following this plays, we actually crushed it.
00:12:17Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:19You keep this fucking game.
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:28Yeah!
00:12:32Yeah!
00:12:32Yeah!
00:12:32Yeah!
00:12:32Yeah!
00:12:36Yeah!
00:12:49The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league
00:12:53to the Final Four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:57Meanwhile, the Eagles,
00:12:58once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home!
00:13:04You're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get out of the field!
00:13:07Dead!
00:13:09You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:16And you,
00:13:17your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:20How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:22Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:24nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss,
00:13:27we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:30Don't worry.
00:13:31We're going to crush them next game.
00:13:33Oh, right.
00:13:34Next game,
00:13:35the semifinals against the Knights.
00:13:38You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking one you get fired.
00:13:42So we already set up the most great coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second,
00:13:46isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:56The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:58Now they're on a winning streak,
00:13:59made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:01Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:03When he was around,
00:14:04we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:08you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:12He got a few tricks for me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:17Please,
00:14:18beating him will be easy.
00:14:21If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:25every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:35With him around,
00:14:36we might actually win the championship.
00:14:40Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:43You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:51Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:04Mr. Vincent,
00:15:05you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:07Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:11No, I, uh,
00:15:13believe in my team.
00:15:15If you want me to stick to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But from what I've heard,
00:15:21you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:24What makes you so confident?
00:15:26Confident in what?
00:15:29His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big.
00:15:38What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize right here in front of everyone.
00:15:48And maybe I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:01Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:06He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:15Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:17don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:21Trash, like you,
00:16:23belongs on a trash team.
00:16:25Good night.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:36Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:46You'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:00Oh, right.
00:17:01You're doing this for the race.
00:17:02Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03Uh,
00:17:04how about 500 more a month?
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:08You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500,
00:17:10maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you got?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent,
00:17:29here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:32$3 million.
00:17:35Woo!
00:17:45No way.
00:17:46His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:52That's going to be fake.
00:17:53You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:04Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:08and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:20Judging by your recent record,
00:18:22looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:37I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:40Hey, the Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:55have made a miracle run all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:58But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:04Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:12Boys, come on.
00:19:13Take your knee.
00:19:14Take your knee.
00:19:14Listen up.
00:19:15I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:18No one expects us to win.
00:19:20Now, I promise you,
00:19:22this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:26We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:28I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:34All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:36All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:37Hands in the middle.
00:19:38Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:40All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:41One, two, three, win!
00:19:42Let's go, boys!
00:19:44Let's go!
00:19:48Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:52Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:56It's for poor people.
00:19:57People of class.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:05Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:07I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:09I need a win.
00:20:10Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:18This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:30I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:33Two victory.
00:20:36Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:39Get him!
00:20:42Block him!
00:20:44Come on, block!
00:20:44Push through!
00:20:46Block!
00:20:47There we go!
00:20:48Good, good!
00:20:54Christian.
00:20:56Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:07The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:20You fucking idiot.
00:21:21I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:23What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:26It's got to be Ted.
00:21:27He was my assistant.
00:21:28He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:35Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:54Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:57That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:01Quarterback.
00:22:02Take them out.
00:22:04They can't win this game.
00:22:06Bet.
00:22:07Go!
00:22:21Let's see you finish our game now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh, come on!
00:22:29The next score stands.
00:22:31But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:36That's rough in the past.
00:22:37That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot.
00:22:39Don't make me kick that again, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, Lloyd.
00:22:47Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:49Hey!
00:22:56Oh, you motherfucker.
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Bitch!
00:23:04Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch.
00:23:11How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:13Who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:22I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Dead?
00:23:27I have to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Let's go look.
00:23:50Call you back.
00:23:50I think she's calling you.
00:23:59Let's go!
00:24:05The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:11Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:39All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:49Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss, what do you mean warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00Ted, I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted, Ted Vincent, the same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way, you're my head coach.
00:25:13Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:15I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26Want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:26:01Maybe, maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:13The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop now.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:30Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33Yeah!
00:26:34Yeah!
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:16Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:22It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:32You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42Billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:50If she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:53What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:57You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04I need some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing me later.
00:28:13Game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:15He's going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:18Let's go.
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's do this.
00:28:39Let's do this.
00:29:01He threw that way too far.
00:29:02No one's catching that.
00:29:03He don't even know how to play.
00:29:04He's scared stiff.
00:29:07You scared him so bad he forgot how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:11I got him stiff.
00:29:19Yeah!
00:29:26Holy guacamole.
00:29:28The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies
00:29:36and gentlemen.
00:29:36A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:38Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:00What a wild play.
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day on the nights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:27Yes!
00:30:28Yes!
00:30:29I knew I kicked it right back.
00:30:31I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on.
00:30:34It was a fluke.
00:30:36He threw him way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:42I know him.
00:30:43He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:54I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Two.
00:30:59From now on, lock on to Ted Vincent.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, make him up.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through that tack and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:38God.
00:31:39He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42A hundred million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:49I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I-I-I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:02Brood!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:04I should never listen to you!
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:15Garcia!
00:32:25I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The night's on offense now.
00:32:32My God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:41Oh, my God!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Timeout!
00:32:44Timeout!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:33:00Rep!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01These guys are using steroids,
00:33:03and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:33:09because I'm winning.
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained,
00:33:16and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:19All right?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:28You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please.
00:33:35Please.
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:40You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Let me kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted.
00:33:50You could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:52but Emma does not care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want,
00:33:56and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash.
00:34:02And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game?
00:34:06I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh, my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:28Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:34Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it.
00:34:44Ted with the interception, and he scores.
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:58After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:19Ted!
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:23Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:34Ted!
00:35:35Ted!
00:35:35I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:37There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:41Stop him!
00:35:42If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:46Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:51Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54I told you.
00:35:55Ted can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this into overtime, and then we'll crush him there.
00:35:59All right.
00:36:00Fei, let's go!
00:36:01filter with sweat out in the field.
00:36:02He huh?
00:36:03I am going so in time real.
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:10Yeah!
00:36:12Hail Mary!
00:36:13Oh my god!
00:36:15Ted just pulled up a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:20Oh my god, Ted just pulled a home-up game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Just don't want to need to be done.
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted,
00:36:52we'd be the ones celebrating right now.
00:36:54Come on. I know Ted.
00:36:56He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth.
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted
00:37:01and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:06Marika, ganamos!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:17Ted,
00:37:18I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now.
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:33I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:38Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:44I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month.
00:37:47Plus bonuses.
00:37:48$2 million a year. Minimum.
00:37:49What? $2 million a year?
00:37:51My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:55Seriously?
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up.
00:38:03You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:09Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before,
00:38:13but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:21Ted, deep down,
00:38:23I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:32Back when you betrayed me,
00:38:34you never said anything about love.
00:38:38When you humiliated me
00:38:40with another man,
00:38:43you never said a thing about love.
00:38:46And now,
00:38:48you wanna talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:55Let's go home and talk.
00:38:56Just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:01He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options?
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted,
00:39:10it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you can call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:24Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:34The Taylor family?
00:39:35The richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me,
00:39:48don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58You bitch!
00:40:00You'll pay for this!
00:40:07Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:12Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:14I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:20You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself.
00:40:29With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:32I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:37You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:39You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:41Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45Sir?
00:40:46Sir?
00:40:47Sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:50Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet.
00:40:56Care and spare.
00:40:57So you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:03Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:05Come on!
00:41:07Hit me!
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:10I know you want to!
00:41:10I know you want to!
00:41:12I don't know what you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:14You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:15You fucking hit me!
00:41:39I will never forgive you.
00:41:43I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45You figure out your own mess first.
00:41:48Coach West!
00:41:50We have received reports that you have bribed referees and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:55Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:57You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:41:59Please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02This...
00:42:02Ted!
00:42:03You gotta talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:07Illegals?
00:42:07I don't even...
00:42:08Please.
00:42:09Please!
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you...
00:42:13...are a disgrace...
00:42:15...to the NFL.
00:42:18Ted...
00:42:19Wait!
00:42:19Gimp!
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:24You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:33Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the Force.
00:42:39Um...
00:42:40I was thinking...
00:42:42...maybe...
00:42:42...if you wanted...
00:42:44...you could...
00:42:45...stay with me.
00:42:47For a little while.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:51Alright.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:57Exactly.
00:42:58It's way closer to the field.
00:43:05When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:07...the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:09Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:09Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:11I'm begging you.
00:43:11Please.
00:43:12Let him go.
00:43:14Fuck off me.
00:43:17This is all your fault!
00:43:19If weren't you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:21Sir...
00:43:22...do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:25What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:27He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:29How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:32No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:39You still own the Giants.
00:43:41They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:42If you give me another shot...
00:43:44...I'll demolish him.
00:43:48And if you lose...
00:43:50...scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:56I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:59Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:02I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:05I'm not just going to sit around here and let people...
00:44:06Thank you so much.
00:44:07I hope you have a good day.
00:44:10So there's like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:12You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry sir.
00:44:20He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23He damn well better.
00:44:37This is my house.
00:44:38And um...
00:44:40I have spare bedrooms so...
00:44:42Feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:43It's usually just me.
00:44:45Alright.
00:44:45Here's the kitchen.
00:44:57Here's the couch.
00:44:59You should come sit.
00:45:00Alright.
00:45:01Thanks.
00:45:06I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:09Alright.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:11Casa es su casa.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm going to go now.
00:45:19See you next time.
00:45:21See you next time.
00:45:21Bye.
00:45:21Bye.
00:45:21Bye.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:40Aah!
00:45:42My dad!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:43Are you okay?
00:45:44I just pulled something!
00:45:47I...
00:45:47Oh, oh, oh.
00:45:50Okay, okay.
00:45:51Ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:45:52Oh, my God.
00:45:53Ow.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:55Oh.
00:45:56Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:59Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:25Oh, my God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:30Oh!
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:42I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:47Don't move.
00:47:07Dad?
00:47:08Ted?
00:47:09Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:17I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:21Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great.
00:47:25Great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:29Okay, bye.
00:47:29Bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:40It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:56You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, like, if you don't have any plans, maybe you
00:48:09could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:14Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:19I mean, we might make a good team, what do you think?
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I'm gonna be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:34I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that, two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:45No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:49Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:58And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:12It's been a while. I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace had to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31Alright, no problem.
00:49:52Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What? All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:09You probably couldn't afford one if you like that.
00:50:12No, no, no. Alan?
00:50:14Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second
00:50:25-hand junkie.
00:50:29Actually, I could afford one. I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:35Ooh, listen to yourself. You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, a piece of advice. Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:48Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:50Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:53It's not a circus.
00:50:55Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:57Yeah, sorry. Let's go.
00:51:04Emily.
00:51:06I love them.
00:51:11Ethan.
00:51:13Sophia.
00:51:15Alan.
00:51:19My boy!
00:51:21Frankie!
00:51:26I'm sorry. I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:29It's okay. You're here. It's all that comes. You're here.
00:51:32What is with all this emotion?
00:51:35The heat has been gone for years, and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:40I don't care if you're not so fearful.
00:51:44He's healthy and safe.
00:51:46It's all that matters.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Your health's nice and all.
00:51:52But money's what really matters here.
00:51:55You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:02400 grand? I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:06You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:11I mean, unless, of course, you just want him to be broke like you.
00:52:17Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:23Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:27but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:32A janitor job?
00:52:35That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:38You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:42Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:47Just don't blow it.
00:52:48Yeah, that's right.
00:52:49With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing that.
00:52:55I don't know.
00:52:56Tell me.
00:52:58Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:01Is it over two million a year?
00:53:07You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:12Two million, but please.
00:53:15A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:19No, Oliver.
00:53:21My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:24And he throws out a figure like that.
00:53:26He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:28You didn't mean it.
00:53:31It was a joke.
00:53:33Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:53:37I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:41Oh, please.
00:53:42What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:47Ted, hey.
00:53:49You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:53I already work for the Knights.
00:53:55What?
00:53:58Work for the Knights?
00:54:03You work for the Knights?
00:54:06You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:08You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:12You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:17I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:22You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:28you.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:34Oh, please.
00:54:36Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:38You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:40And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:46Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:51I know my son.
00:54:53He's not a liar.
00:54:55Oh, really?
00:54:57He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:54:58Helen, genius.
00:55:01What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:04I'm the head coach.
00:55:11You're the head coach, is that what you're saying?
00:55:14Oh, come on.
00:55:16Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:18You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:22Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:24I'm just a security manager.
00:55:26I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:30Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:34He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:35Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:38This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:42Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:47If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:50Nice try, by the way.
00:55:52You're no head coach.
00:55:54You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:58So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:02A head coach dressed like that.
00:56:05Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:16Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:18Welcome to the place.
00:56:19Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:21A certain standing with Corpolini is too...
00:56:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:28Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:36Wait, what?
00:56:38He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:40Of course!
00:56:41If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:45Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:49Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:52Would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:55Yeah, of course.
00:57:01Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this.
00:57:04I just love the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:07I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:09Thank you so much.
00:57:10Of course.
00:57:14Dad.
00:57:16This is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:18I...
00:57:19I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:23Son, is it really true?
00:57:27No way!
00:57:28That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:30You pay to trick us.
00:57:32There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:39Just admit it.
00:57:40You're a nobody.
00:57:42A fraud.
00:57:44You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:48Scraping by for life.
00:57:55You can insult me all you want.
00:57:58Don't you dare.
00:58:00I'll sell my father.
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:12So what if you make this stupid vinyl?
00:58:16Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:18Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:24Relax.
00:58:26You broke bastard.
00:58:27You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:32We did bring something so fair.
00:58:40I made this game myself.
00:58:43It's from father.
00:58:45You've got the thing.
00:58:47You're so broke you're giving a stick.
00:58:50Oh please.
00:58:51Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:57You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:59:01Perfect.
00:59:02I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:05Let's put the trash.
00:59:07Where it belongs.
00:59:10What are you doing?
00:59:16Don't.
00:59:24What are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it.
00:59:30Look at me.
00:59:31This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:39What?
00:59:39You want to hit me now?
00:59:41You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:45Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:48With pleasure.
00:59:52This one.
00:59:54It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:56A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:01Wait for it.
01:00:04This one right here.
01:00:05The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:09Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:11200 grand.
01:00:12Easy.
01:00:13$200,000.
01:00:15You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:18The best one.
01:00:20Take a look.
01:00:24Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:28Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:31God.
01:00:32All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:36Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:41They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:43That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:46Who said that?
01:01:02Sorry, Ted.
01:01:03Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:07Who are you?
01:01:09She looks familiar.
01:01:11I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:15Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:19So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:21He said you were beautiful.
01:01:23He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:25That's very kind of you.
01:01:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:34The guy's a cripple.
01:01:35He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:37You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:39Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:42Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:46I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:49Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:51Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:56So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:02Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:05A painting?
01:02:06Please, how expensive could that be?
01:02:10It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:12It's worth around $3 million.
01:02:22What?
01:02:24There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:28You're lying.
01:02:30This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:34After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:37So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:43Who says it's real?
01:02:45None of us here can tell.
01:02:46For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:50Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:52That should be enough proof.
01:02:54You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:58Come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:02Exactly.
01:03:04I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:06Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:10Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:13just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:16Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:19Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:21Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:24This trash?
01:03:26You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:29Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:41What just happened?
01:03:44That is...
01:03:48Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:51Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:53These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:55but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:58A fake painting?
01:04:00They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million.
01:04:03But I mean, look at them.
01:04:05They could not afford something like that.
01:04:07It has to be a fake.
01:04:12A Picasso.
01:04:14Oh, my God.
01:04:15See?
01:04:17Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:20You guys better get out of here.
01:04:22You're not welcome.
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30Come here.
01:04:30Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:32Oh, sir.
01:04:33That's my boy.
01:04:34That's my boy.
01:04:35That's my boy.
01:04:35All that college education.
01:04:37And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:40What?
01:04:41Just shut your mouth.
01:04:43Why?
01:04:43Why did you hit me?
01:04:44You just destroyed $3 million, you idiot.
01:04:51What?
01:04:51$3 million?
01:04:52You can't believe their story.
01:04:54It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:55I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:57and I know real from fake.
01:05:00It was worth more than $3 million until you ruined it.
01:05:06What?
01:05:07It's real?
01:05:12Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:14Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:17She's the one who brought it.
01:05:19Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:24but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:27No, it cannot be real.
01:05:30No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:34but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:36It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:39I got it.
01:05:40Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:42He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:44and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:47Come on.
01:05:48Call your cops.
01:05:50Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:54You just refuse to see it.
01:05:57Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:06:00to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:02Come with me instead.
01:06:04I can show you the high life.
01:06:07The high life?
01:06:08Of course.
01:06:10I'm the night security manager.
01:06:12I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:14This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:16If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:19you want to be on my side.
01:06:21You know what I mean?
01:06:23How dare you threaten her?
01:06:24Do you even know who she is?
01:06:26Sure I do.
01:06:28She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:30Ted, don't worry.
01:06:32Once you're locked up,
01:06:35I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:38Well,
01:06:40I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:43Actually,
01:06:45Grace
01:06:46owns the Knights.
01:06:48What?
01:06:52You're lying.
01:06:55I told you.
01:06:57My son doesn't lie.
01:06:59Oh my God.
01:07:01No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:04You truly are the Knights owner.
01:07:08Oh my God.
01:07:10What have I done?
01:07:12You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:14First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:17And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:19Tell me, Alan.
01:07:20How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:23Pay for that?
01:07:25Three million?
01:07:26Even if I sold myself,
01:07:27I could never pay that off.
01:07:29No, no, no.
01:07:31It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:33I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:35Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:38A misunderstanding.
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:40Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:44Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:47We're very, very sorry.
01:07:49Can you let this go, please?
01:07:50Please.
01:07:53Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:56I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:58I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:08:02You want me to forgive him?
01:08:04Please.
01:08:06If I were the one who damaged the property,
01:08:08would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:12Listen.
01:08:14You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:17But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:23Oliver, please.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:28I'm so sorry.
01:08:28No, please.
01:08:29We're so sorry.
01:08:30Ted.
01:08:30We're so very sorry.
01:08:32Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:34Please forgive me.
01:08:35Please.
01:08:35You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:38You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:44You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:48Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:50Amount three million.
01:08:52You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:58Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:09:02Pendejo.
01:09:04Oh, my God.
01:09:05Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:06If we had known he was so powerful, we'd never have crossed him.
01:09:10It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:13Oh, you can't.
01:09:14Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:16Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:18You're welcome.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:21Tomorrow.
01:09:30All right, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:34Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:36Well, he's really not the type to let him scum.
01:09:38Relax.
01:09:39I got this.
01:09:41West?
01:09:45Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:47How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:49If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:52Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:56I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:59You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:10:02And you're still lost.
01:10:04Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:07This time's different.
01:10:09The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:12Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:13I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:18He'll never win.
01:10:25I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:28You.
01:10:32Please.
01:10:33If it were for you being my former assistant,
01:10:35knowing my plays,
01:10:37you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:38Cilla was cheating.
01:10:40Silly plays, huh?
01:10:42In the end, you're still a loser.
01:10:46Cilla.
01:10:49No.
01:10:49You lost to Ted.
01:10:51You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:54Win.
01:10:55I win the championship?
01:10:58Not nothing else to say.
01:11:01You'll never win.
01:11:02How about a bet?
01:11:04Loser.
01:11:05Ain't the winner.
01:11:07$10 million?
01:11:09Swears off football forever.
01:11:11I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:32The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:39They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:46So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:49Here we go.
01:11:50The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:55There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:57The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:59They truly are the best.
01:12:01This is not good.
01:12:03I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:07What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:09Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:12Three drives.
01:12:12Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:14Fucking pathetic.
01:12:16Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:17Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:23Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:26Trust me.
01:12:27I got this.
01:12:33Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:35Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:37Not a big shot.
01:12:38It's your Hail Mary.
01:12:40Please.
01:12:41A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:44What a joke!
01:12:46He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:48There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:49On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:55The kick is up.
01:12:57And it's good!
01:12:59The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:13:02Unbelievable!
01:13:03This is why we do what we do.
01:13:06All right.
01:13:07It's awesome.
01:13:09What's up?
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:11As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:28Yeah!
01:13:29Unbelievable!
01:13:30And that's terrible!
01:13:31Believe me!
01:13:31Despite the massive gap in strength!
01:13:34The score is now 17-7.
01:13:37What the hell are you doing?
01:13:38This game's almost over!
01:13:40You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:44You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:46If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:50I have no other options.
01:13:53I can't win.
01:13:55Fucking useless!
01:13:56Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:04Good night, good night!
01:14:12I can't win!
01:14:19I can't win!
01:14:20I can't win!
01:14:23Too long!
01:14:24I can't win!
01:14:27That's the guy who seems to be rough!
01:14:29All right.
01:14:30You're all right?
01:14:31That's it!
01:14:33I don't know.
01:14:34You're just so stupid!
01:14:34I'm sorry, man.
01:14:42Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what?
01:14:48The Knights are the NFL Championship, you can sleep well tonight, mom.
01:14:53Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:57And enjoy, my friend, you deserve it, the NFL Champions, the Knights!
01:15:13Hey, how you going, Wes?
01:15:16Did you remember our bet?
01:15:21If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:27And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:30$10 million.
01:15:32I could wreck my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:35Ted, have mercy, come on.
01:15:38We used to be colleagues, remember, remember we...
01:15:42I don't know, I don't have time.
01:15:44And if I'm forced to let the NFL, I wouldn't have enough time.
01:15:47You can't let him off like that!
01:15:49If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:51He costs our guys everything, he has to pay!
01:15:54Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:56Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this.
01:15:58Ooh.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:09Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:13I never should have done what I did.
01:16:16And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:21As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:28But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:32But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46No, no problem.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really, really sorry.
01:16:50Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:51Hey, man.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58You!
01:16:59Don't be a bitch.
01:17:01If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:04You told me to take out your players.
01:17:06You did.
01:17:06I'm going to tell him.
01:17:07I'm going to record him.
01:17:08Listen.
01:17:12Damn it.
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:15If one of your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:19Yeah.
01:17:21It was all West.
01:17:24Look.
01:17:24So what?
01:17:25We have a beef between us.
01:17:27Come join my team.
01:17:29Help me win the next championship.
01:17:31Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:34Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you?
01:17:38Expelled by the league.
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:44Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:50Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:54Come join me.
01:17:55We'll build a super team.
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:02I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:06You know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to
01:18:12the commissioner.
01:18:13Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended
01:18:17immediately.
01:18:18You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:25Come on, man.
01:18:26$100 million?
01:18:30Ted, work with me here.
01:18:31You can fix this.
01:18:32Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:35All right.
01:18:35He was just a joke.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:18:39Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:41But, you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48All right, boys.
01:18:49Get him out of here.
01:18:50I'm tired of this.
01:18:51Hey, guys.
01:18:52Chill.
01:18:52Think about what you're doing.
01:18:54I can give you everything.
01:18:55Ted, boy, I'll give you everything.
01:18:57Ted, I'm sorry.
01:18:57Ted, what are you doing?
01:19:06Grace, I got the championship.
01:19:10I've got the girl.
01:19:14Now, I'm going to sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:22Ruling on the field.
01:19:24Stand.
01:19:30I'll be okay.
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