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Poseidon's Divine Revenge System A Shrimp's Path To Godhood New
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00:30...
01:09Oh my god, didn't I die?
01:12How did I become a mantis shrimp?
01:20Ethan, have a drink
01:22Thank you, Sophia and Jackson
01:24You've earned this
01:25Oh, Ethan, you're so kind
01:27Working for you has always been an honor
01:30But honestly, you're an idiot
01:31I want everything, your woman
01:33And all your wealth
01:44Goodbye, Ethan
01:45I never loved you
01:47Sophia
01:53Now, it's all ours
01:58I will have my revenge
02:00System found
02:01Rebirth successful
02:03Current form
02:03Mantis shrimp
02:04Evolution path unlocked
02:06Main tuna
02:06Alligator
02:07Whale
02:07Accumulate survival points
02:09Away evolution
02:09Objective revenge
02:10Excellent
02:11Activate my revenge mode
02:12Now
02:13Revenge mode activated
02:40What's the point of being reborn as a tiny shrimp?
02:42How am I supposed to get revenge like this?
02:45A shrimp?
02:46With a system?
02:48Great
02:48I can still evolve
02:54Damn it!
02:55My luck's as rotten as that fool's!
02:57Relax
02:58You're still luckier than that idiot Ethan
03:00I am not an idiot
03:01So you dare to talk behind my back
03:04Just you wait
03:05I'll teach you a lesson
03:17Hey, did you see that?
03:19Something moved!
03:20Something's on the lawn!
03:27Even the battle-hearted angler gets outsmarted sometimes
03:30Damn it!
03:31That lousy fish dares to mess with me?
03:35Let me show you what Big Mike's secret fishing weapon can do
03:41Enjoy the feast, little darling
03:57Yes! I'm stronger now!
04:00But how do I gather shock points faster?
04:03How do I become a tuna?
04:06This time, I'll turn you into grilled fish!
04:17Collecting shock points this way is too slow
04:20I need to take the initiative
04:27Here goes nothing
04:29I can feel it!
04:30This has got to be a monster!
04:39What the?
04:41Are you kidding me?
04:43All that for a damn shrimp?
04:45Give it up, Mike!
04:46You're cursed!
04:48Still better than you?
04:49You've got zero!
04:51Steady!
04:52Stay cool!
04:53You're not dying now!
04:58It's frozen!
05:00Scared to death?
05:00Now!
05:07Move!
05:07Ethan!
05:16You think you can catch me?
05:18Whoa!
05:19This shrimp's got moves!
05:23Got him!
05:32Worst luck ever!
05:34Outsmarted by a damn shrimp!
05:36That was close!
05:37Being a shrimp sucks!
05:39I swear!
05:40Next time I'll play nice!
05:41Congrats!
05:421,000 shock points earned!
05:44Evolution!
05:45Juvenile tuna!
05:53A tuna?
05:54My god!
05:55Look at this tail!
05:56This power is insane!
06:00Sorry guys!
06:01I couldn't help myself!
06:03You taste incredible!
06:04God!
06:05I love being powerful!
06:09Sophia!
06:10Jackson!
06:11I'm coming for you!
06:30Why the hell are you so set on sailing in this crap weather?
06:45Jackson!
06:46You two finally showed!
07:18He won't make it back, and even if he does, I'll send him to meet God himself
07:25Let's see who dies
07:32Warm yourself up
07:33Hell yeah, this weather, I can feel it, something big's coming
07:37Good luck, here's to your catch
07:51Come on, Ethan, you've got this
07:54A huge tuna?
07:56My luck's finally back
07:57Relax, just a spooked tuna
08:13Come on, little fella, eat up!
08:28Come on, take it
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh, it's on!
08:37This is it!
08:38This is the one!
08:40Easy, don't snap the line
08:48All right
08:50Here's your front row seat
08:55Yes! That's a monster!
09:00Why is it looking at us?
09:02What?
09:02It's just a fish
09:04This'll blow up online
09:06Yeah, get my good side
09:10What the f***?
09:12It slapped me!
09:14Mike, how's that taste?
09:16Getting slapped silly by a giant fish
09:19Your turn
09:26That line's for you!
09:28You dare slap me?
09:30I'll chop you to pieces
09:38Too close
09:42Again?
09:45System?
09:46System!
09:47Save me!
09:48I'm out of gas!
09:50Evolve!
09:51Now!
09:54Congrats!
09:56800 shock points earned
09:58Perfect!
09:59Jackson, let's go another round
10:11Jackson, is it just me
10:13Or is this fish getting bigger?
10:16I see it too
10:17Is this thing some kind of monster?
10:19Congrats!
10:20200 shock points earned
10:22Fully evolved to adult stage
10:24Still playing games?
10:34Stop moving!
10:36Jackson, now!
10:37Die!
10:39Jackson!
10:53My tooth!
10:55Congrats!
10:56500 shock points earned
10:58Stay back!
11:00Whatever you are, stay away from me!
11:06Help!
11:07Help!
11:07It's still alive!
11:08Jackson!
11:09Kill it!
11:10Now!
11:11Kill it!
11:11Today, we go down to you
11:13No!
11:17Oh my god!
11:21Shock points maxed out
11:23Current total
11:234,000
11:24Unlocking next stage
11:25Alligator
11:34You think this little toothpick
11:36Can kill me?
11:37Fine
11:38Keep your tracker
11:39I want you to get a good look
11:41At my new skin
11:43Warning
11:43Crocodile form has reached max level
11:45Next evolution unlocks in 24 hours
11:4824 hours?
11:49Good!
11:50Starting now
11:51Every second
11:53Is your countdown
11:56Keep breathing
11:58When I come back
11:59I'll hunt you down
12:00And tear you apart
12:01One by one
12:07The fun starts now
12:09I'll be waiting for you
12:15You incompetent fool
12:17Everyone in the city is rocking us
12:19We were defeated by a fish
12:21Mike
12:22Mike
12:22Your piss your pants video
12:23Is sitting at a million views
12:26My guy's already tagged me
12:29Monster!
12:30That fish is a monster!
12:32Sir, calm down
12:34Ask them!
12:35It slapped the hell out of us
12:37And blew up the whole electrical box
12:39My reputation
12:41The company's value
12:42All ruined by your big mouth
12:45It wasn't my fault
12:47That fish
12:48You'll pay for it
12:49Or I'll toss you back into the sea
12:51To feed that fish
12:52That thing
12:53It's no ordinary fish
12:56The way it looked at me
12:57It was pure vengeance
13:00Jackson?
13:03Bullshit
13:04A fish with revenge in its eyes
13:06You've just lost your nerve
13:07That's all
13:09If that dead fish really is him
13:10I'll make sure he dies twice
13:13I'll handle the backup
13:14We need real professionals now
13:16People who specialize in dealing with monsters like this
13:19Professional?
13:20No one beats Casper the deep sea butcher
13:23The guy once took on a man-eating shark
13:25Solo and won
13:26By the time he ripped open its belly
13:28The guy inside still had breath left
13:30See this scar?
13:31No anesthesia
13:32He stitched it himself
13:34With fishing line
13:35That harpoon
13:36Why is it glowing red?
13:37That's a thermal blast harpoon
13:39One hit and it unleashes 5,000 degrees
13:42It'll turn that beast insides into charcoal instantly
13:45I don't care if he's a butcher or god
13:47Just shred that beast
13:48Money is no object
13:50Perfect
14:00Shock points plus one
14:02Plus one
14:04Barely a snack
14:13Goodbye Ethan
14:14I never loved you
14:16Now it's all ours
14:18Damn it
14:19How could I be so stupid
14:20Actually lapping up their lies?
14:25Sophia, Jackson
14:26What's taking you so long?
14:28I can't wait to see you begging for mercy
14:30Not coming to me?
14:31Fine
14:32Then I'll come to you
14:39Here they come
14:40That trember
14:41Brought the big toys, huh?
14:59Come on
15:00Time to reunite with my old friends
15:10Ladies and gentlemen
15:11We've reached the target zone
15:13According to survivors
15:16Somewhere beneath these waters
15:17Lurks a giant tuna
15:19That actively attacks humans
15:21Honestly?
15:22A tuna?
15:23Using this thermal harpoon
15:24Is like using a sledgehammer
15:26To kill a mosquito
15:26Three minutes
15:28Done
15:29No way
15:30The last crew all ended up in the hospital?
15:31Mike, bro
15:32Please don't piss himself again
15:33Tactical retreat
15:34Okay
15:35That was a tactical retreat
15:38Target locked
15:39Hostile entity approaching
15:41The tracker's still on him
15:42He's right under the hull
15:45I knew it
15:46That idiot couldn't even die right
15:48Taking a tracker into the sea
15:49He served himself up on a silver platter
15:52Casper
15:52Target's under the hull
15:53All his ass up
15:54See that, folks?
15:55That's the power of technology
15:57Whatever that fish is turned into
15:58As soon as that tracker beeps
16:00Grill time tonight
16:01Here we go
16:01Mike playing expert
16:02Tracker
16:03What's next?
16:03An ankle monitor
16:04Bad feeling about
16:04These idiots
16:13Still think I'm a tuna?
16:16Target locked
16:17Hostile entity approaching
16:26You really think you're fishing for me?
16:28Fine
16:28Call me up
16:30Let me have some fun with you
16:35Come on, then
16:36Let's see what you've turned into
16:46This...
16:47This can't be him
16:48That's a crocodile
16:50Wait!
16:51The tracker's on it
16:52He actually turned into a crocodile
16:54I told you it wasn't normal
16:56Look at its eyes
16:58They're exactly the same as that tuna's
17:05Bullshit
17:05Since when do crocodiles live in the deep sea?
17:09Idiot
17:09Never heard of saltwater crocs
17:12This weight
17:13Not bad
17:15Why isn't it moving?
17:17Is it dead?
17:17Shut up, Casper
17:18Reel it in
17:19Now
17:22Not so tough
17:26It moved!
17:27It's alive!
17:30That tail could probably break a man in half
17:33Casper's face is changing
17:34Croc
17:35Keep pulling
17:36I'll play a wrong
17:45This thing's got some serious strength
17:48Full speed reverse
17:49Don't let it drag us
17:52Fighting us
17:53That's not possible
17:54Crocodiles aren't this smart
17:56Shut up!
17:57Fighting?
17:57I'm just warming up
17:59And you're already scared?
18:02Damn!
18:03Almost dragged me under
18:11That thing's ramming us!
18:13It's ramming us again!
18:17Congrats, host
18:18300 shock points earned
18:34I'm so furious at you today
18:39Come out!
18:45It's looking at me
18:52Watch out!
18:54Long time no see
18:56Here's your knife back
18:58No!
18:59No way!
19:00It's just a coincidence
19:01It's just a crocodile
19:02Don't care what it is
19:03Take this
19:14You dodged it?
19:20It's really possessed!
19:22Good
19:22This is getting interesting
19:24I'm starting to like this little baby
19:29Come here baby!
19:31Come here baby!
19:31Taste hell!
19:33Hell?
19:34Been there
19:35Been there
19:35Tasted it already
19:37Massive shock points make detected
19:39Current total
19:403400
19:41600 needed for next evolution
19:43Just a little more
19:45Almost there
19:51Jackson!
19:52It's sucking in water
19:53What's it doing?
19:54Everyone stay put
19:55The second it shows
19:56I'll blast it
20:07Did that croc just fly?
20:09What is it?
20:09A crocodile or a flying fish?
20:11Mike's gonna piss himself again
20:12Screenshot this legendary moment
20:16Whoa!
20:21Spare me
20:22I was wrong
20:23I don't want to die
20:25I don't want to die
20:33Casper!
20:35Kill it!
20:35Now!
20:42Finally scared
20:48Damn
20:48Too fast
20:50Ladies and gentlemen
20:52We are witnessing an unprecedented battle
20:54Between man and crocodile
20:56This crocodile displays extraordinary intelligence
20:58Is it an ordinary saltwater crocodile
21:00Or some kind of mutant creature?
21:02Stay tuned!
21:14Damn!
21:15What the hell?
21:19It's dead, right?
21:20Shut up!
21:21It's down there!
21:25Almost
21:27System
21:27Current shock points 3800,000
21:30200 were needed for next evolution
21:33200 points
21:34Let's play a little longer
21:36Dodge?
21:38How many times can you dodge?
21:40Jackson!
21:41Maybe we should stop
21:42At this rate
21:43The whole ship's gonna sink
21:44Stop!
21:45You said its eyes
21:45Looked like Ethan
21:46Didn't you?
21:47If we don't kill it today
21:47We'll never have peace
21:50It's lifting us up!
21:59Hell yeah!
22:00Now that's what I'm talking about!
22:03Ha ha ha ha!
22:04Die!
22:06Die!
22:07Die!
22:08Die!
22:09Die!
22:09Die!
22:10Die!
22:15Die!
22:15It caught it!
22:16That's impossible!
22:27Die!
22:29Die!
22:29Congrats, host!
22:30500 points earned!
22:32Current total
22:32Next ever whale
22:34unlocked!
22:35The crack can catch!
22:37Arrow and loadback!
22:38It is the crack on average
22:41My ass again!
22:44My ass again!
22:44Help!
22:46Someone get me out of here!
22:47There's a crocodile!
22:49A crocodile!
22:51A crocodile!
22:56It's coming to eat me!
23:02It didn't eat me!
23:03It saved me!
23:04It saved me!
23:05You?
23:05Not even worth picking my teeth with!
23:07And between us, we don't have that kind of grudge!
23:10Dammit!
23:11I can't lose!
23:13Casper!
23:13The last arrow!
23:14Use it!
23:15This is whale hunting grade electromagnet explosive arrow!
23:19Whale hunting?
23:20One shot!
23:21And no matter how big the whale, it's dead!
23:24Come on, you monster!
23:28I'm not a monster!
23:31Warning!
23:33Defectic!
23:33Immediate evolution recommended!
23:35Ten!
23:36Nine!
23:37Eight!
23:37Seven!
23:38Evolve!
23:40Fine!
23:41Let me show you something!
23:43Die!
23:43Die!
24:32The croc really turned into a whale? He really is a monster!
24:36This... this can't be real!
24:45Impossible! This can't exist!
24:48The croc turned into a whale?
24:49Who wrote this saying?
24:50A 21st century pan?
24:53What the hell am I fighting?
24:55What the hell am I fighting?
25:11Jackson!
25:16Let go! I want to die!
25:18No! Save me!
25:21Sophia!
25:43Ethan! Is that you? Thank you for saving me!
25:51Paige Hero saves beauty?
25:53I'm not dead! Perfect!
25:56I thought taking down that reckless Ethan would bring down a curse on me.
26:01That I'd meet my end at the jaws of this beast.
26:05Goodbye, Ethan. I never loved you.
26:09But this creature...
26:14Is this thing playing with us?
26:18Casper! Do something!
26:20Taking down it! Now!
26:24Now...
26:26It's your turn.
26:36Casper!
26:38Block it!
26:39What are you doing?
26:40You wanted to take him down it, right?
26:42Go!
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