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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E15
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00:06Tonight, they are back.
00:09This season's eliminated queens return to the main stage
00:12to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
00:15in the ultimate all-Rupala Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
00:21But only one lip-sync assassin will snatch the title
00:25of the queen of Sheena already had herses.
00:28Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
00:37We're back!
00:38Yes!
00:39Look, I'm back!
00:43We are back in the workroom for the all-Rupala Perusa,
00:45and I am so excited to be back.
00:47This is all 14 seconds.
00:50We are missing one person.
00:52Where's Crystal?
00:53Where is Crystal?
00:56Is that something that happened while I was at home?
00:58Yes, honey, yes.
00:59Can y'all fill me in?
01:00What did I miss this time?
01:02We did have one of the greatest snatch game performances.
01:07I'm talking Bloody Mary.
01:10Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other Bloody Mary in the house?
01:13Oh, yes!
01:14Who, me?
01:15I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look and make a statement.
01:19After being voted in the bottom by these queens during Raid of Queen, I'm out for blood.
01:24Sometimes you get voted in the bottom, and you get eliminated because of your peers, and it just feels like
01:31a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom.
01:33I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood dropped
01:38on her because that's how it felt.
01:40Subtle.
01:42Oh, brother.
01:43I don't see the connection.
01:45Carrie White was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers.
01:47You just did a bad poem.
01:49Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up.
01:56Guys, she's going down.
01:57Medic!
01:58Just breathe.
01:58Breathe.
01:59I was very concerned for you.
02:01So, how's everything?
02:02Are you okay?
02:02So, since the last time we have all spoke, I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.
02:12Sister.
02:13I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late.
02:17And then it turned into an even bigger problem because I wasn't taking care of myself.
02:22After speaking with my doctor, we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me
02:28to participate in the Lollaparusa today.
02:31I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves, but we all love you and support you.
02:36This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.
02:39I'm really sad that I don't get to participate in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very
02:43comforting and caring to me right now.
02:45Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.
02:49So, Briar's no longer participating, and there's a top three.
02:51So, it was 14 of us, now it's 10 of us, right?
02:53What?
02:53It's 10 of us.
02:54Oh, okay.
02:55Minus one.
02:56It was 11.
02:57It's 11.
02:57Kenya, we are learning less math, so make sure you know those words, baby.
03:02The girls want to come for me.
03:04Did she send you home?
03:05Right!
03:06I sent your ass home with those heads.
03:08Head over.
03:10Throughout this season, I feel like I've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs.
03:14But this is what I do.
03:16I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.
03:18I need that fucking money, girl.
03:20I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:24And on that note, that very shady note, bitch.
03:27Let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, okay?
03:33Here I come.
03:34Yes!
03:36Girl, I'm having flashbacks.
03:39Your table look, I think about it all the time.
03:41Girl, we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today, okay?
03:45Yeah, that's right, girl.
03:45We left the table behind for this one.
03:47No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.
03:52Today, the mango came back fully juiced.
03:54There might be some tricks.
03:56You know?
03:57We just need to wait and see.
04:01For the first time since she left, Sierra and I are in the same room.
04:04And I think it is high time that I put my investigative journalism hat on.
04:09Sierra, I do have a question.
04:12What's up?
04:12And be so truthful.
04:14Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage?
04:18Uh-oh.
04:20I do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase
04:28without any kind of shade happening.
04:30Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?
04:33The question is, did you think you were gonna make something for yourself
04:35or did you really think we were gonna switch a room?
04:36I came in knowing it's probable that I would have to use it,
04:40but it's possible that we could switch a room.
04:42So if you had gotten that suitcase?
04:44I packed it for myself.
04:46Sure.
04:46Knowing what I could make with it
04:48and knowing that it would have been fierce.
04:49With the one yard of fabric?
04:51It was more than one yard.
04:55Roll the tapes!
04:56Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.
04:58We still haven't answered the question.
05:00I said no, it's not sabotage.
05:02Okay!
05:03So you obviously don't believe that answer.
05:04No, to be clear, I don't believe the answer.
05:07Okay, let me just fact check a little bit.
05:09Sure.
05:09So you picked the fabric, yes or no?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:12And then you won the challenge, yes or no?
05:14Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag
05:16doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.
05:17You just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff
05:19and then it came out and hit you, bitch.
05:20Well, are you bringing it up to center yourself
05:22in the conversation again?
05:23Oh!
05:25Girl, this is crazy, bitch.
05:27The girls are fighting.
05:28We're back!
05:30I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.
05:33I'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence.
05:36Okay, so you're gonna pick Jane for the lip sync
05:38and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor, right?
05:39Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.
05:44I'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls
05:46are fierce lip-sinkers.
05:48Juicy, how many people did you send home?
05:51Three?
05:52Oh, you did three too, right?
05:53I did, well, I sent two people home.
05:55Oh, okay.
05:56Fuck your hoes.
05:57Oh, I forgot. Mia, I saw it.
05:59We already have our assassins determined in this group.
06:03Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.
06:06Mia, you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire.
06:09You sent me home.
06:11That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, man.
06:13Britney, call me.
06:15Hands down, the strongest lip-sinkers of this group
06:17are Juicy Love Deon, Kenya, Mandy.
06:22America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.
06:27You have to be on some level excited
06:28knowing your capabilities.
06:29Honestly, like part of me is like excited just to do it.
06:33Because like, you know, this is like looming over my head.
06:35Because like everyone's looking at me to perform.
06:38Morphine 1, She Done Already Done Has Hers is in season 16.
06:41So the pressure's on, baby.
06:42I got to bring this title right back home.
06:44Are you feeling good about the La La?
06:45I am feeling.
06:46Are you going to win the money for Mommy?
06:48Yes.
06:48You want to win the money for Mommy?
06:49Yeah.
06:50If I win this $50,000, not only do I get the bragging rights,
06:54but I get my lick back on Kenya.
06:57I could do the tiebreaker with Juicy.
07:00I could send some other bitches home
07:02that I don't know I'm going against.
07:03Ladies, let's get ready for the all RuPaul RuPaul of Perusa.
07:07RuPaul of Perusa!
07:08Are you ready to slay, bitch?
07:12And may the best drag queen win!
07:15Hey!
07:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
07:19She's a female phenomenon.
07:22It's Michelle Visage.
07:23I'm a glamazon, bitch!
07:26He puts the D in don't be jealous of my boogie.
07:30It's Jamal Sims.
07:32Now you can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
07:36We are one week away from this season's grand finale,
07:40where we are going to crown ourselves a winner, baby.
07:44But tonight, we've challenged our returning queens
07:47to an all RuPaul of Perusa lip sync smackdown.
07:51It's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money.
07:57Oh, oh, there's no money?
08:00I owe them $4.
08:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:14Bring back my gals.
08:18Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor
08:21because this is what I do.
08:22It is go time.
08:27There is $50,000 on the line.
08:30It would buy so many safety pins.
08:35This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.
08:38Get your popcorn, bitch.
08:41Some queens can give tricks and flips.
08:43I give concept and substance.
08:49Baby, mama is great.
08:50I got my chaps.
08:52I got my fringe on.
08:53Baby, let's ride this rodeo.
08:56And now, our top three queens.
09:04Kiss my grits.
09:07Tonight, our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of Sheena already had hers.
09:15Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
09:19Brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the Drag Race universe, in theaters June 12th.
09:27All right, now.
09:29Since Briar Blush is not up to compete, tonight, she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.
09:36Briar, my dear, please take a seat in the queen's gallery.
09:40Don't mind if I do.
09:44Tonight, new Ru Paula Perusa rules are in full effect.
09:49Didi Fuego.
09:51Mandy Mango.
09:52Sierra Mist.
09:53Vida Von Teese Star.
09:55Mia Star.
09:56And Athena Dion.
09:57As the first queens to be eliminated, you'll compete starting in round one.
10:03Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
10:07As the next three queens eliminated, you'll get to skip round one and join the SmackDown in round two.
10:16Juicy Love Dion.
10:17As the most recent queen eliminated, you get to skip the first two rounds.
10:24Start competing in round three.
10:29Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three, which makes her the final boss.
10:34Finish her!
10:35This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.
10:39Nene Coco, Mikey Meeks, Darlene Mitchell.
10:43Next week, you'll be facing off for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.
10:48But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.
10:52Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
10:56Coming right up.
10:57Ladies, you may lead the stage.
11:02Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
11:08I get to sit and watch the entire first round, and then start battling in the second one?
11:14That's fierce.
11:16Now, let's get this all Rupaula perusa rolling.
11:22This is round one.
11:26Oh, pick crew.
11:30Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper are six balls with your names on them.
11:36One ball for each of you.
11:38To determine the first queen to lip-sync, Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
11:46All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
11:58Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
12:02Sierra missed.
12:04You will be competing in tonight's first lip-sync.
12:09Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
12:11Like, why are we in the Capitol watching them fight?
12:13Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
12:17I did not want to pick the person.
12:19I wanted to pick the song.
12:20I wanted to pick the song.
12:22Who do you choose?
12:24Okay, well, if I can't pick the song, that means I have to think about who might pick a song
12:29that I would like to do.
12:33Sierra missed.
12:33First, you get to pick your opponent.
12:36Who do you choose?
12:42I'm gonna pick Mama Athena Dion.
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46No way!
12:48Why do you think she chose Athena?
12:50I don't know, she has a bad history of choosing lip-sync people.
12:55Athena loves the song Born Naked, and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping that she will pick
12:59that song.
13:00Now, Athena.
13:01Yes.
13:02You get to choose the first song from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
13:08Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha-Cha Bitch, Just What They Want, Main Event, Mina Butter, Pretty
13:18Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
13:20All amazing songs, by the way.
13:22Thank you, darling.
13:23Huge fan of your work.
13:27Born Naked.
13:28Oh!
13:30Yes!
13:31The plan worked out!
13:32She picked Born Naked!
13:33It is on, D.Va.
13:35Now, the rest of you may step to the Queen's Gallery.
13:42I know this track inside and out, and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
13:49Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena as she slays this... thing.
13:55Two queens.
13:56Two queens, stand before me.
13:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
14:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
14:18I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this, but I am so ready to give you the freak
14:21show that I am.
14:23Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
14:33Who you waiting for? Another Savior.
14:37Always looking but you never find, never find.
14:40Waking up from another night gone.
14:43Always looking but you never find, never find.
14:46Going downtown, you know where you going.
14:49Throw your top down like you know where you going.
14:52Tell me one thing in your life, where you going?
14:55Running for the good lines
14:58And I said, ooh
14:59Who do you think you are?
15:03Who do you think you are?
15:06I'm telling the truth now
15:08We're all born naked and the rest is great
15:11A lonely highway, you get the wrong way
15:14Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy
15:17A sexy muscle car under the radar
15:20Always looking, but you never see, never see
15:24Going downtown, you know where you going?
15:27Throw you down, down, like you know where you're going, too
15:30Come on, dear, take it, honey
15:33All of the silence, and I said, ooh
15:37Who do you think you are?
15:40Who do you think you are?
15:44I'm telling the truth now
15:45We're all born naked and the rest is great
15:48All of the silence, and I said, ooh
16:02Come on, I said, ooh
16:03Who do you think you are?
16:06Who do you think you are?
16:09I'm telling the truth now
16:11Leave all your memories behind and the rest is great
16:13Come on, hey
16:15Who do you think you are?
16:18Who do you think you are?
16:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:24oh, oh, oh!
16:32Queens, I've made my decision.
16:37No!
16:39Do I get to know?
16:40This is rude.
16:43Sierra Mist
16:44Condragulations
16:45You're the winner of the first
16:47Lip Sync Smackdown
16:51What?
16:52You'll advance to the next round
16:54Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva
16:58Athena Dion
16:59Thank you for a stellar season
17:03Now, sashay away
17:05Well, thank you so much
17:07Good luck, divas
17:08Let's go!
17:11Well, I didn't win that Lip Sync
17:12So it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse
17:13She was on
17:14Back into the workroom
17:15And she's pissed!
17:18What?
17:19Oh my god
17:20I thought I ate that
17:21You did
17:22Run me that drink now
17:23I'm sorry
17:24I did better than Sierra
17:25I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners
17:28I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real
17:31Boo
17:32Oh!
17:33Hello
17:34I finally get to be in the lounge area
17:36You look amazing
17:37You two back together
17:38Isn't that crazy?
17:39Yeah
17:39It's like I just lost all of her
17:41I wasn't having to sit next to her
17:42This is like my personal hell right now
17:45Oh my god
17:47Let's go
17:48Let's go
17:48Round one continues
17:50Didi, Mandy, Vida, and Mia star
17:53Let's see who's competing in our next Lip Sync
17:57Asaf
17:58Shake him up
18:00Yeah, really turn him
18:02Turn it, honey
18:03Let those balls know who's in charge
18:10Mia star
18:12Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
18:15Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-sinker or do I call somebody that I feel
18:20could be an easy win?
18:22I'm gonna choose my good sis, Mandy Mango
18:26Hello
18:28Mandy
18:30Okay, sister
18:31What is she doing?
18:33You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy
18:34I'm saying
18:35Remember, like she was like a whacker
18:36Yeah
18:36Mama, you're gonna see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen
18:41Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
18:45I'm gonna have to pick
18:47Just what they want
18:49Oh, she said, fuck you, Mia
18:53Like this is a song like everybody was afraid of
18:55Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections
18:59It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here
19:03Didi and Vida, you may step to the gallery
19:05Let's get out of here, sister
19:07Right
19:09Good luck
19:10Mia, what the freak did you just do?
19:12Because Mandy is fierce
19:14Why did you do this to yourself?
19:18The time has come
19:20For you to lip-sync
19:22For
19:23Your
19:25Life
19:29Good luck
19:31And don't fuck it up
19:33I know you wanna work
19:35I know you wanna work
19:37I know you wanna work
19:39Boom, check it, boom
19:40Boom, opening the doors
19:41Breaking applications
19:42We scope out the floors of the room
19:44She
19:44Focus on the floor
19:45Potential sensation
19:46The Bella Dujour
19:47Try to bloom
19:47She hoping for some more coin
19:49Just for the ball
19:50But she ready for the wartime
19:51Fire resides inside of the people
19:52Got an open mind
19:53But she always keep up
19:55My sights set on the line
19:56My height's a giant mountain
19:57My height's a giant mountain
19:58My height's a giant mountain
19:58My height might climb high
19:59She plans for the high life
20:00My height might be the right
20:02Observing looks
20:03Living life
20:03Quite the fight
20:04She's the highlight of my night
20:05I just might
20:06Confight in her outside
20:07I've a mind
20:08You died with her all night
20:13Oh shit
20:15I know you wanna work
20:17They wanna see you let it out
20:18They wanna see you go off
20:20You know I am in business
20:22Come just give them just what they want
20:23They wanna see you hurt
20:24They wanna see you let it out
20:25They wanna see you all fall
20:27You know I am in business
20:29You know I am in business
20:29Just give them just what they want
20:30They wanna see you hurt
20:31You know I am in business
20:35Oh ok, Mia is eating that yeah
20:40Let's go
20:40Let's go
20:41Let's go
20:42Let's go
20:42Let's go
20:43Let's go
20:43Let's go
20:44Let's go
20:44Let's go
20:45Let's go
20:46Let's go
20:48Let's go
20:48We're all stuck off, especially when the pops appear, better tap the drop, breaking it appears, indicating the drip to
20:53drop, make it wild when you hit the skin to dry, style, and get your hip, but not okay, I'm
20:57still trying to get the drop, up from the child, but I'm getting for the kids, I'm getting the rest
21:01of the pack.
21:05No shame, fan, don't need the thin knees, which gets snatched beneath the weak feet, no team, no shame, no
21:10peace, but who is the drag commander in chief?
21:13Lesson checkups to the balls, pay the price, I pay the cause, flash and flex it when I floss, damn
21:17she wrecked it when she dies.
21:18Let's get into it!
21:25I'm sorry, I can't see my eyes off me.
21:27I can't see my eyes off her.
21:36Not the money.
21:37Yes! That was so fun!
21:40Queens, I've made my decision.
21:48Shit!
21:49Well, that's a bummer.
21:51What do you think?
21:52I think they're gonna give it to Mandy.
21:53The dips were a little...
21:55A little crunchy.
21:56Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
21:57Yeah.
22:02I'm disappointed.
22:03I'm really disappointed.
22:04But if anyone was gonna send me home,
22:06I feel justified in that it was Mia.
22:09How did it feel getting rained on?
22:10It was real money!
22:11No, it wasn't.
22:12Girl.
22:13Wait, how much?
22:14Shut up!
22:15Okay.
22:15She brought real money?
22:16She literally...
22:17She was like, that's literally $100 right there.
22:19Sorry, it's a sports of habit.
22:21Ooh!
22:22Oh, that's where I'm with this first bracket.
22:25Now, to finish up round one.
22:27Dee Dee, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.
22:32Now, let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
22:37Oh, I love this angle.
22:39Whose ball are you cupping?
22:42Vida Von Teese Star.
22:44My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
22:51I am going to choose main event.
22:55All right.
22:57Okay.
22:57As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
23:01I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
23:03So it's time to redeem Didi Fuego.
23:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
23:20Good luck and don't fuck it up.
23:23Alright.
23:25Welcome, the guy qui-
23:38Congratulations!
23:40You Blessed, huh?
23:53All the time it takes and I stay
23:58When you strike up a man
24:01Baby, try to like the beat of my heart
24:06You're not gonna walk, you're not gonna be loud
24:08Before Snowy had a chance to stop
24:11When you step in to the disco
24:15Leave your problems at the front door
24:18You know the world don't have to end
24:21Long as you DJ, wrap up a spin
24:26This is the main event, are you ready?
24:30Just let the music dance into your soul
24:33Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:36Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:40This is the main event, are you ready?
24:44Just let the music dance into your soul
24:47Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:50Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:54I won't let love bring it down
24:57You won't see me cry on the dance floor
25:00Come on, man!
25:01I won't let love bring it down
25:03Come on, man!
25:04You won't see me cry
25:06You won't see me cry
25:07You won't see me cry
25:09You won't see me cry
25:11You won't see me cry
25:14I won't let love bring it down
25:16Just let the music dance into your soul
25:18I can see that Miss Dee Dee is doing wig reveals, costume changes, all of this
25:23But, honey, I'm going to emote the true feeling of this song.
25:46Didi was very excited, very fuego.
25:48It was very fuego, high energy.
25:49She didn't move their first lip sync, so for her to do all that,
25:52180 from last night.
25:53Right.
25:54Queens, I've made my decision.
26:01Hot damn.
26:02Vita Von T-Star, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
26:09You are moving forward to the next round.
26:11Please take a seat in the gallery.
26:14It feels validating to walk back.
26:17Get my shit, let me sit my seat over here.
26:19Move aside, honey.
26:21Didi Fuego, my queen.
26:24Thank you for setting the season on fire.
26:28Now, sashay away.
26:30Thank you all very much.
26:39I was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync, but all right, y'all get it now.
26:48Last guesses.
26:48All right, so be mean.
26:49Who lost?
26:50I thought Didi lost.
26:51I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
26:53And you're expecting who to walk in?
26:54Didi.
26:54And you?
26:54Didi.
26:55You?
26:55I think Vita might walk in.
26:57And you?
26:58Oh, I was the judge.
26:59I was the moderator.
27:00Oh, sure.
27:01I'm LOCAS!
27:03My gift was not the main event today.
27:06Even though I didn't win this lip sync, it is still a victory.
27:09I got to show y'all what I can do.
27:11This is from my culture to yours.
27:12Can we go arriba?
27:13Arriba.
27:14Abajo.
27:15Abajo.
27:15Al centro.
27:16Al centro.
27:16Y pa dentro.
27:17Cheers, everyone.
27:19Thank you for your love and support to your season 18 porkchop.
27:25Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
27:29You'll be joining Sierra Mist, Mia Star, and Vita Von Teese Star in round two of our
27:36all RuPaulapurusa whatcha call it.
27:43Now look at Juicy sitting all alone in the VIP.
27:50Now let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.
27:59Vita.
28:02Back to back?
28:03I'm no spring chicken.
28:05I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.
28:08Mama tired, honey.
28:09Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?
28:12I will choose my star sister, Mia.
28:17Okay, bitch.
28:18Wow, the stars are aligned.
28:21Yes.
28:21Did you have a death wish?
28:23Mama, Discord is right there.
28:25Okay, Mia, you get to choose the song.
28:29I am going to choose Call Me Mother.
28:32All right.
28:34That's a lot of work.
28:35A lot of words.
28:37Out of all songs you could have chose, you choose the one with the most words?
28:43Come on, girl.
28:44The rest of you may step to the gallery.
28:47I picked Call Me Mother because I know this song, I have choreographed this song, and I'm ready to perform
28:53this song.
28:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
29:06Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
29:12Get you back in the house.
29:14Feels for clacking about.
29:15Fine fish, feminine style.
29:17211 under vines.
29:17No heavenly, gentlemen.
29:18Strap, let's die.
29:19Cross the board, no doubt.
29:20Party like, wow.
29:21What's the matter of this time?
29:22To the show, brother.
29:23For the mission, we just have that shot.
29:24Yeah, criminal, don't make sense for a bitch.
29:26Give you this endow.
29:27Rock to the side.
29:28What is that sound?
29:29Watch me drop, drop, drop into the ground.
29:31Drop to the floor.
29:32Drop to the floor.
29:33I have to tear this together to score.
29:35I have to knock their chest.
29:36I love that.
29:36I love it.
29:37Fishy, feminine, and up and down.
29:38From the Clinton studio, brothers.
29:40I keep it tight.
29:41Now they're called.
29:42Yeah.
29:43Hey, these are queens.
29:44These are drag queens.
29:46Yeah.
29:47Mother, mother, mother, mother.
29:49Come on.
29:50Let's go.
29:55Rock to the floor.
29:56Rock to the floor.
29:57Rock to the floor.
29:58Rock to the floor.
29:58Rock to the floor.
29:59Rock to the floor.
29:59Rock to the floor.
30:01Rock to the floor.
30:08Rock to the floor.
30:09Rock to the floor.
30:10Rock to the floor.
30:13Rock to the floor.
30:14Rock to the floor.
30:19I'm Van Blimazionet.
30:20They don't mind me because I'm on another echelon.
30:22Miss Automatics.
30:23Purchasing.
30:24My sign's eres.
30:25Rock to the floor.
30:25Stand alone.
30:26And I'm ready.
30:26Shake the jelly when the dollar is off.
30:27nee, you look at all the fingers,
30:29Little mom.
30:29I'm gonna get another bit for 20 million.
30:31Get your camera phone.
30:32because in a minute, I'm about to be on it
30:34none of these bitches is country like them
30:36talking to chickens, I'm about to think for
30:37to run in my business, this boss coming down
30:39where I step in, you know where, what it do
30:41oh, you know what it do
30:43none of these bitches are stuck in a hurry
30:45none of my business is gonna be really
30:46as realistic as they know what, what it do
30:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no
30:50get back, go, go, go, go, go, go
30:56I'm a dog, oh, I'm a dog, I can't be honey
30:57I can't be honey, I'm honey, honey, girl, honey
30:58I can't be my dog, I'm a honey, baby, I'm a
31:01If you want to click, clap, clap, clap!
31:09I don't know.
31:10I don't know.
31:11That was good.
31:13Queens, I've made my decision.
31:21Queens, I've made my decision.
31:27Mia Star, contractulations.
31:29You're a winner, baby.
31:33Two for two.
31:35I'm telling you, my prices are going up, y'all.
31:37My price is going up.
31:38Maybe my $20, but it's good.
31:40It's going up.
31:43Vita Von Teese Star.
31:45My queen, keep on shining.
31:48Now, sashay away.
31:50Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama.
31:53Get it up.
31:56Oh, one more thing.
31:58Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:00You know you want to eat her.
32:05Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:07Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:09Now that my time is up with the all RuPaulapalooza, I'm just full of emotions right now.
32:14That damn nigga.
32:15Oh, she gave me a run for my money.
32:17You did that to yourself. You picked her.
32:18I don't know, I was just expecting her to pick 60 that walk.
32:21Oh.
32:22But yeah.
32:23Call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that.
32:30I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next.
32:35Oh, pit crew.
32:40Show us whose ball you have in your strong manly grip.
32:46Oh.
32:47Can you please her?
32:48You'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync.
32:52All right, bitch, let's get it.
32:55Now who are you going to choose as your opponent?
33:01I'm going to go with Miss Sierra.
33:03Oh.
33:04Oh.
33:06Hey.
33:06The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the Besties Little Design Challenge
33:12earlier this season, so now I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her.
33:17All right, Sierra, you get to choose the songs.
33:20Hmm.
33:22Well, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang, so let's do Pretty Gang.
33:28All right.
33:30This pick is probably gagging everyone, because when you think of Sierra Mist,
33:34you would not think wordy rap diva.
33:37But I want to show that I can do anything.
33:41The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:54Good luck and don't fuck it up.
33:59I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
34:01I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:03I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
34:05I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:07Oh, you don't think so?
34:08Well, let's ask your man.
34:14Hey!
34:26Hey!
34:26Hey!
34:27Hey!
34:28Hey!
34:29Hey!
34:30Hey!
34:30Hey!
34:31Hey!
34:32Hey!
34:33Hey!
34:35Hey!
34:38Hey!
34:40Hey!
34:43Hey!
34:47Hey!
34:48Hey!
34:50Hey!
34:51Hey!
34:51Hey!
34:51Hey!
34:52Hey!
34:52Hey!
34:52Hey!
34:53Hey!
34:54Hey!
34:56Hey!
34:59Hey!
35:02Hey!
35:04Oh I have to get that real
35:11Timmy
35:19I'm not saying I'm first in the game
35:21what ideas
35:44oh you don't think so
35:56That was so true.
35:58Queens, I've made my decision.
36:07Queens, I've made my decision.
36:17Can you please, sir?
36:18Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
36:21Yeah!
36:23Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip strength, honey.
36:27Can you please, sir?
36:28It's a winner again.
36:29Thank you, Lord have mercy, Jesus.
36:31I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.
36:35And you'll be competing in the next round.
36:37Oh, yes.
36:41Please have a seat.
36:43Michelle, we twins, bitch.
36:46Sierra Miss, thank you, my dear,
36:49and we're here for a sparkling season.
36:51Now, sashay away.
36:56Well, shit.
36:58Lost a lip sync again, I guess.
37:00But you know what?
37:00We went out fighting.
37:02Oh, oh, oh.
37:03Remember, take care of yourself.
37:10Well, they got me, guys.
37:15You look so good.
37:17Bitch pose nasty.
37:18How are you feeling right now?
37:18I feel a little sweaty.
37:20Yeah.
37:20But I feel puss.
37:21And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?
37:24The boobs?
37:25Yes.
37:25They look amazing.
37:27But you did them yourself, right?
37:28So, yeah, I applied these.
37:29It takes, like, a little bit of time to, like, glue them down and blend it out.
37:33But the tits are fierce.
37:34I'm so glad that I have them.
37:36And they look good, don't they?
37:37Yeah, they do.
37:38See you.
37:38Thank you, thank you.
37:39Great job, sister.
37:40Oh, here we go.
37:41We're out.
37:42Discord Adams, Jane Don't, the fickle finger of fate, has brought you two together.
37:49Y'all ready?
37:53Asaf is about to pick a ball to determine who chooses the lip sync song.
37:59Asaf, turn the beat around.
38:10Jane Don't, what song do you choose?
38:14I feel like God had feelings about my elimination, and he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity
38:21to do the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
38:25I am standing with one of the greatest walkers in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race.
38:35And so I think it's only appropriate that we sissy that walk.
38:41I do.
38:45Two queens stand before me.
38:49The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
39:01Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
39:27And if I fly, or if I fall, at least I can say, I need it all.
39:35And if I fly, or if I fall, at least I can say, I need it all.
39:36And if I fly, or if I fall, at least I can say, I can say, I can say, I
39:51can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say,
39:56I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can
39:56say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I
39:56can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say,
39:56I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can
39:56say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I
39:56can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say,
39:56I can say, I can say, I
40:06Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
40:27Damn, this is the most million bucks.
40:31Yeah.
40:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:48oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:51You'll see that wall.
40:55What, kids?
40:57Come on!
41:01Queens, I've made my decision.
41:07queens i've made my decision
41:13jane don't contractulations your winner baby you are moving forward to the next round thank you so
41:22much sissy that walk over to the queen's gallery damn i am the winner of the lip sync and my
41:29reaction is yeah no duh if i had lost a lip sync to discord i would have to hang the
41:34wig up
41:35discord adams thank you for an epic season i hate to see you leave but i love to watch you
41:43walk
41:44now sashay away are you sure i'll be back
41:53i don't necessarily agree with the results of the lip sync jane won with my walk
41:59come on time for a drink
42:10there she is it was so good it was such a good one used to see that walk it was
42:14fun it was goofy it
42:15was fun oh here we go here we go here we go all right ladies we are in round three
42:21juicy love dion you'll be joining me a star kenya pleaser and jane don't in round three
42:30now the queens that win the next two lip syncs will advance to the final smackdown
42:38asaf handle their balls with care
42:48show me who you got jane
42:54jane don't who do you choose as your opponent
43:00oh so many tempting choices if i pick juicy i cannot outdance this woman but i know that
43:07if i pick mia or kenya they both really want to do peanut butter and i'm not trying to be
43:14in an ass shaking competition against either of those people so it's a real sophie's choice
43:24juicy love dion
43:29so juicy you get to choose the song
43:34i think it's time to do some cha-cha bit
43:39jane you are a silly little goose i'm here to win let's give it girl let's cha-cha kenya
43:45nia you're up next but for now take a seat
43:51these are two powerhouse queens with both different performance styles
43:56if jane can put the jane magic on it and do that thing where she
44:00makes the other person look a little silly or look a little stupid
44:03she can win it
44:05two queens stand before me
44:09the time has come
44:10for you to lip sync
44:14for your life
44:20good luck and don't
44:22fuck it up
44:23ain't no party like a cha-cha party cause a cha-cha party go
44:27oh
44:28oh
44:28oh
44:28oh
44:29oh
44:30oh
44:30oh
44:30oh
44:30oh
44:30oh
44:31oh
44:31oh
44:32oh
44:33oh
44:33oh
44:36oh
44:45oh
44:47oh
44:47oh
44:47oh
45:09I've never seen that before.
45:11He just made history.
45:21Oh my god.
45:22It's so good.
45:23Fucking real.
45:32I got the ears to shake my head.
45:41Move my hips.
45:42Come on.
45:42Come on.
45:43Come on.
45:44Go!
45:45Go!
46:15Let's go!
46:22That was insane!
46:25Oh, the suspense is killing me!
46:28Queens, I've made my decision.
46:34Juicy Love Dion, congratulations!
46:37You're a winner, baby!
46:39And you are headed to the final lip sync.
46:45Muchísimas gracias, Ruth!
46:47Te amo!
46:48I just won!
46:50We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
46:55Now cha-cha, bitch.
46:57There we go.
46:59Jane Don't, for serving drag excellence all season long.
47:05We salute you.
47:07Now, sashay away.
47:09Thank you so much. Thank you all.
47:12I love you too!
47:14Fuck it up, bitch.
47:17This birthday party sucks!
47:20I did what I came here to do.
47:22I made them laugh.
47:23So, I'm ready to go drag.
47:26Didn't talk shit.
47:28Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
47:31Yay!
47:34That was fierce.
47:36Girl, I blacked out.
47:38God!
47:40God!
47:41This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
47:44Oh my God!
47:45I'm so excited for this.
47:47Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
47:52Do you like it creamy?
47:54Or crunchy?
47:56The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song that
48:01was not in Mia's repertoire.
48:02And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
48:07The time has come.
48:09Read your lip sync.
48:12For.
48:12Your.
48:14Life.
48:18Good luck.
48:20And don't.
48:21Fuck it up.
48:22Oh yes, honey.
48:25Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like.
48:35Don't walk back in that door like before.
48:38High, high heels on the hot foot floor.
48:40They all coming back for more.
48:42Back, back, back for more.
48:44Hit it up and do it right this time, ass so fine.
48:46Never gonna stop till the beat is mine.
48:48Don't come round if you're so inclined
48:52Let's be telecom, Jim, don't take
48:54Let's be telecom, Jim, don't take
48:57Let's be telecom, Jim, don't take
48:59Spread that juice
49:01Hit it by the head, kiss my grip
49:03Your mama's in the kitchen by the oven on the fridge
49:05Your daddy's in jail, raise your hair
49:07And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling
49:17Let me see y'all, let me see y'all
49:26Is it freedom, I bring people
49:28Let me see y'all, work y'all, peed up
49:30Hot off the heat, I'm making your sheets
49:32Your sheets, your sheets, your sheets
49:34When you hit the beat, I'm working your feet
49:37Jumping all along like a jumping on seas
49:38Let me see y'all, move on and free up
49:41Yes, yes, you better believe up
49:43Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake
49:45Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake
49:49Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake
49:50It's so good
49:51Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake
49:53Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake
49:57Spread that juice
49:59Hit it by the head, kiss my dog
50:02Your mama's in the kitchen, make your work go strong
50:04Your daddy's in jail, raise your hair
50:06And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling
50:09Oh yes, honey
50:18Let me see y'all, let me see y'all, let me see y'all
50:24Let me see y'all, let me see y'all, let me see y'all
50:25Get out from the way
50:26Let me see that DJ, watch me shave
50:28Yeah, all the brothers wanna eat this cake
50:30Let me show you how to instigate
50:33Go, go, go, go
50:50Queens, I've made my decision
50:56Me a star, contractulation to a winner, baby
51:03You are heading to the final lip sync
51:06Thank you
51:07I can't believe it
51:09It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this $50,000
51:15And the bragging rights of she already done had her this
51:18You better get
51:20Can your pleaser, thank you for spreading your peanut butter all season long
51:26Now, sashay away
51:28All this peanut butter, honey, all of it dwelling
51:35I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today
51:39I did not leave without a motherfucking fight
51:41Because that's what bad bitches do
51:44Andrew, the question still remains
51:46Can your pleaser, bitch?
51:49Fucking love her
51:51That was a good lip sync
51:53What a show
51:54They both ate
51:54Due to the fact that her
52:00Welcome back to the Rope Room, bitch
52:02I feel fierce, no shame
52:03I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce
52:05So good
52:05Thank you
52:06We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up
52:10I feel good about it because I know I did my motherfucking day
52:12You did
52:16Attention queens in the workroom
52:18Your presence is requested on the main stage
52:22For the final
52:23All Rupala Laruza
52:26Sh
52:30Shonina
52:33Just get your ass over to the main stage
52:38Now, I'm in a particular situation because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.
52:44I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
52:47It's a win-win for me.
52:49Oh, wow.
52:51Welcome back, queens.
52:52Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
53:00Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia!
53:03Listen, Morphine Love Dion, Miami.
53:06Suzy Toop, Fort Lauderdale.
53:08And one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
53:10South Florida is not one to be messed with.
53:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance.
53:18Cover girl!
53:20The last time me and I lip synced against each other, we tied.
53:23So I'm ready to perform my little butt off like I've never done before.
53:29And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
53:32Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
53:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, snatch the title of queen of she didn't already, then has
53:46hers, is this?
53:47And win a cash prize of $50,000.
53:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
54:05In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
54:09But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
54:11Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:26And when they see me, they want to be me, I am a fantasy.
54:33Cover girl!
54:34Put the bass in your butt!
54:37Head to toe!
54:38Let your whole body talk!
54:40Cover girl!
54:41Put the bass in your butt!
54:44Head to toe!
54:45Let your whole body talk!
54:47Walk!
54:48Two grown as Chinese, wake up at TV, valet my limousine.
54:54Box office suite team, an Oscar nominee.
54:58Now watch me snatch your trophy.
55:00Come on!
55:01Cover girl!
55:02Put the bass in your butt!
55:05Head to toe!
55:06Let your whole body talk!
55:08Cover girl!
55:09Put the bass in your butt!
55:12Head to toe!
55:13Let your whole body talk!
55:15Walk!
55:16We'll be right back!
55:18Yeah!
55:21We'll be right back!
55:24Yeah!
55:24They love you!
55:27We'll be right back!
55:29Studged on the runway, another payday, cover of my beauty.
55:36And when they see me, they want to be me, I am a fantasy.
55:42We'll be right back!
55:44Put the bass in your butt!
55:46Catch your toe, let your whole body chop
55:49Cover down, put the bass in your one
55:53There you go, let your whole body chop
55:56Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:10Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:14Catch your toe, let your whole body chop
56:17Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:21There you go, let your whole body chop
56:24Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:32Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:39Out, out
56:55This is what we came to do
56:59Queens, I've made my decision
57:07Juicy Love Dion, congratulations
57:09You're a winner, baby
57:23To win this, it's an honor
57:27It's the best feeling in the world
57:29You've won a cash tip of 50,000 doulas
57:34Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train
57:38In theaters June 12th
57:39I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself
57:43She sees me for the person that I am
57:46It's, it's, it's surreal
57:48As the queen of she's not ready to have hers
57:51Is there anything you'd like to say?
57:54Thank you so much, judges
57:55For giving me the opportunity to stand up here
57:58A little boy from Hialeah
57:59And show what the hell I have
58:02And what I do
58:02And what I love
58:03So thank you so much
58:04To all of you
58:05To everyone watching at home
58:07I'm so, so grateful
58:12Tune in next week for the grand finale
58:15Of RuPaul's Drag Race
58:16But first, tell us which of the top three queens
58:20You want to be crowned America's next drag superstar
58:23Are you team Darlene Mitchell
58:28Team Mikey Meeks
58:31Or team Nene Coco
58:35Let your voice be heard
58:37Using the hashtag Drag Race
58:39And remember
58:41If you can't love yourself
58:42How in the hell
58:43You're gonna love somebody else
58:44Can I get an amen up in here?
58:46Amen!
58:47Alright, let the music play
58:49Alright
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