00:05I am now engaged
00:08Got on Facebook to break
00:11All my friends I take
00:13Mm-mm-mm
00:14Cause they thought he was gay
00:15Mm-mm-mm
00:17The first thing I undertake
00:20My bachelor of car-tay
00:22I said no surfers okay
00:24Mm-mm-mm
00:26Two ladies on his way
00:27Mm-mm-mm
00:29Tonight we're boozin'
00:31A man will be groovin'
00:34Here in my living room
00:37And he's arrived
00:38We were all simply mortified
00:41Cause the guy who's closer age
00:43Age, age, age, age, age
00:45And his head was kinda gray
00:46Gray, gray, gray, gray, gray
00:48And his body overweight
00:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:51Don't take it off
00:52Don't take it off
00:55You like this girl?
00:57I am so sexy
01:00With a chicken wing
01:02Are you ready for a lap dance?
01:05No!
01:07No!
01:09No!
01:10No!
01:11No!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:16No!
01:17Why are you even a stripper?
01:18You're not even hot!
01:19Yes!
01:20I am hot!
01:21I am hot!
01:25Not now!
01:26Not now!
01:27No!
01:31Oh!
01:35Hello ul!
01:46Hi Neil!
02:13I'm not a piece of beat.
02:16I have a lottery, but this pays more money.
02:22I have some student loans, they're paid removing all my clothes.
02:28I flash my danger zone, and shake it in slow mode.
02:34But I'm so groovy, my name you'll be googling while you're honeymooning.
02:43Your husband's mind's thinking, how can I be that guy?
02:47First you're pasty, so go fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
02:50Get in shape by lifting weight, weight, weight, weight, weight.
02:53Take a razor and then skate, skate, skate, skate, skate.
02:56Now take a sock and put your crotch.
02:59Start faking you're not gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
03:02If the ladies think you're straight, straight, straight, straight, straight.
03:05Your husband becomes their bank, bank, bank, bank, bank.
03:08You shake your crotch, you shake your crotch.
03:11I shake my crotch, I shake my crotch.
03:13I shake my crotch, I shake my crotch.
03:24Hey, hey, hey.
03:25I got a little secret to tell you, and it goes like this.
03:29I'm a sexy man because you've been scammed.
03:32You're like, he's so hot because you've been hypnotized.
03:35Now you'll all fall back to sleep, had a hella good dream.
03:38Won't remember anything when I clap three times.
03:43Alright, thank you ladies.
03:44I hope you enjoyed my hypnosis show.
03:46I sure had a great time.
03:48I hope you did too.
03:50Bye bye.
03:52If you rock my body and you think I'm sexy, click that subscribe button and share this video
03:59with all of your friends.
04:03And I want to thank all my friends for helping make this video be a lot of fun.
04:07And I really want to thank V because she's awesome and she's a really good tipper.
04:14Aren't you V?
04:16Yes, I am.
04:17Really good tipper.
04:18Here's another dollar for you.
04:20Oh, thanks.
04:21Go check out her channel.
Comments