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LYRICS [Verse 1:] Nah, Walk up to the spa like, "What up, this is a garage!" ahh it's a dump I walked inside was a mirage nice looking digs and so I say Chao the girl is like, Damn, that's a big long honkey Robe in' in, helping me, think this girl is seventeen, Dressed in all black, 'cept my flippy floppies, those are green what is she saying to me? Girl's speaking vietnamese Buddy said to watch this, girls from behind those sheets (Niceeeeeeeeee) Renig, meant my muslces ARE tense!
Watchin em walking in, 'bout to go and give some compliments That's when I am recognicent, none of em even talk English But all my buddies talk Viet they are hunting and chattin' and Spendin' their money and they headin in back when I felt a pinch
Turned and saw a grandma smile, and she tugged my hand a while, No for real - this your grandma? - is she gonna rub me down? (Thank you!) smelled of Pho soup and some malt liquor looked around, was no exit, so I tried to trick her "I have an open knee sore, I gotta go to the morgue" She got a deep blank look, then I sought out the Lord "Hello, hello, my grace man, my fellow my brain ain't got no thoughts of the profane, hell no Please don't let this old thing tickle me like elmo" And then I heard in, God's voice: "You're at a bordello"
[Hook 1] My buddies got some babes but I got a twenty thousand year old grandma I'm getting massaged, trying to be mellow What is a bordello?
[Verse 2:] What you know about elderly folk on you jogging? What you knowin' about crushin' your voice box in? I'm choking, I'm choking, your perched on my esophagus One man's neck is another gram's footrest Thank you Grandma for inflaming my bad back man that hurt 'Cause right now I feel a concussion And then she whispered in my ear but I smelled "onions" It must a been ninety years since at the dentist..."onions" this grandma is handy, with drama she grabbed me she flipped me over so uncanny that I had to cuss out like a trucker I felt my undies getting tugged and it made me wonder does she like farming? cause she just tried to milk my utter I jumped up "Whoa", then Granny asks "You No Like?" I'm like "Yo - you're not a cougar, more a T-Rex It is intuition, a tent I will not be pitching Granny's feelings must a been hurt, she was crying and a sniffling I felt ba
