00:00So V is Vietnamese, and some names sound really funny if you mispronounce them in English.
00:04So we decided to do a parody of Vietnamese name and Chad as a substitute teacher in Vietnam.
00:09And all of these names are real Vietnamese names.
00:16Alright, listen up. I'm y'all's substitute English teacher, Mr. Clay.
00:21In this class, we do not speak Vietnamese. We speak American.
00:27Let's take attendance.
00:31Bitchin' guy.
00:34We got a bitchin' guy in this class?
00:40Yeah.
00:42Uh, you mean bit me?
00:44Oh, so that's how it's gonna be.
00:47I said no Vietnamese in this class.
00:51I got my eye on you, bitchin' guy.
00:59Fuckin' go.
01:03Anybody fuckin' go today?
01:08Yes, sir.
01:08Uh, my name, uh, Fook Ngo.
01:12Are you a couple fries showed up a happy meal?
01:15Fook Ngo?
01:16No.
01:17You want a flippin' go, fuckin' go?
01:19No.
01:19Cause we could go right now.
01:23Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'.
01:27A choo-choo train.
01:30Can I get in a choo?
01:33Now, one of y'all better not say some silly-ass name.
01:37Cause my temper's gettin' hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper field.
01:42You mean a choo?
01:44Son of a bitch!
01:47You say your name and say it right.
01:49Right now.
01:50A choo.
01:50Say it right.
01:51A choo.
01:52Right.
01:53A choo.
01:53Correctly.
01:54A choo.
01:54God bless you.
01:58Now, die tryin'.
02:02Anybody die tryin'?
02:05You better be sick,
02:08or die tryin' to catch a cold from a choo over here.
02:11Yes, sir.
02:12Hello.
02:16Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?
02:19Uh, huh?
02:20I mean, I said it like four times.
02:22Die tryin'.
02:24Because the people, they call me the Die Trin'.
02:27Son of a bitch!
02:30You done messed up, die tryin'.
02:31Now get your ass down to Mountain Dew's office right now!
02:36Who the hell?
02:38Mountain Dew!
02:39Uh, principal, my thing though?
02:42Get out of my goddamn class before I kick you with a good lord split ya!
02:46Now who else wants to go to Mountain Dew's office?
02:49You my hoe?
02:52How about you, Hung Dong?
02:55No.
02:56You wanna go too deep?
02:58No go, no go too deep.
03:01You wanna go to the principal's office, New Thong?
03:04Looks like you're about to break, Hyman.
03:08Now!
03:09Harry Dick!
03:11I'm here, Mr. Clay!
03:13Thank you!
03:15Do you know a funny name?
03:17If so, leave it in the comments below.
03:19Let's see who comes up with the funniest name.
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03:25And check out this video over here because B and I went to Vietnam and we got a massage there.
03:30And it was pretty intense, I'll just say that.
03:33I think you'll get a good laugh, so check that out.
03:35See you next time!
03:37Pussycat got your tongue, tongue poo tongue.
03:41Teacher, I like pussycat.
03:44Yeah!
03:44Yeah!
03:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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