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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45We're the drugs, Wayne.
00:01:47I'm not gonna' ask again.
00:01:48It's okay, Mafia.
00:01:49We should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break.
00:01:54Don't you dare.
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:19Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31some Ruots?
00:03:32No.
00:03:33Yes sir.
00:03:34Who would you be cuck at it to innovators?
00:03:35Oh my god this is coming.
00:03:38This is my life.
00:03:41It's gotta work too long.
00:03:45breaking and entering shoplifting you thought that was like small fry hey so
00:03:51you had to upgrade yourself to possession of narcotics position with
00:03:58intention to sell burglary you know
00:04:11collectively you're looking at about 11 years uh no no correction that's why i work with you guys
00:04:17wipe that shit clean
00:04:23your cover's blown all i need from you is to make sure that pinda gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts you've got the drugs in your
00:04:45and who's fault is that a stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside pindy so
00:04:51that might be true but you're burnt now spoiled goods can't choose you
00:04:58fuck that
00:05:06and how do you know no i would rather drink great advantage's bathwater in actual fact
00:05:13i would rather go down on the taiwanese transvestite what am i going to get meat into rich an axe
00:05:19wound i don't know the chances are better than me going to joeberg
00:05:24it's either you go to johannesburg or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not
00:05:30pick up this up
00:05:46bring me a marker here for the needle please
00:05:50yeah it looks like the antwoord shot a music video here
00:05:53yeah
00:05:56it's chaos man
00:06:02look who's here
00:06:03hey
00:06:03hey
00:06:04hey
00:06:06kenny
00:06:08kenny
00:06:08kenny like a spielman
00:06:09good one
00:06:11thank you
00:06:12wait a
00:06:13why are you doing here because now where you can see which this is a homicide
00:06:18I know what's happening here. He got kicked off the big job, and now he needs to hang around here
00:06:22with the small shit
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a mdog
00:06:28Apparently the forensic says the guy didn't even tell the one guy from the other. And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke. It was just blood and guts everywhere. You know like when you have a
00:06:37bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah, you put like icing sugar over it. Yeah, it looks like that. I
00:06:42Think we should rename him and call him
00:06:49All right, I got what I need. Oh, come on. No come back. You want my comeback? Yeah
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole
00:06:55Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary. That was me John. Hey, come on. It's not that funny
00:07:04I'm just coughing my friend
00:07:27What sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity the actor playing Oscar Pistorius in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athletes life has gone missing
00:07:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:07:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:07:42Is this for real? Yeah, it's trending all over the socials. Damn South Africa really is a movie man
00:07:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:07:51I mean are criminals in South Africa that useless that they actually kidnapped the wrong person
00:07:58Chuck's I think we both
00:08:01Japan
00:08:02Hi
00:08:03Yes, I
00:08:05Monique
00:08:06Yeah, yeah
00:08:07Mark 4
00:08:08Yeah
00:08:10Yeah
00:08:11I know what is this?
00:08:13Oh, man, you've got a story
00:08:14Oh, no, you've got a story
00:08:15Oh, that's a real story, man. Where's the rest of my money?
00:08:17Yeah, the next world, where's my money, huh?
00:08:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop the wall, stop the wall. Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this. What
00:08:23do you do inside?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump on a Krabba but a pussy
00:08:29Hey, Baba, Mamella. I sell anybody by the dead body. This year is my bitch.
00:08:33But you can't own a person, okay, unless you do it romantically, like R&B singers, you know, like
00:08:40How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:52No, I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the bar with my boot?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:09:01Break it up, break it up, break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05Let's just sort this out.
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:11Yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No, I'm a cop.
00:09:21So, where's your badge?
00:09:23Technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No, I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:32Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust us, Ed.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh, ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42But he's brutallying me!
00:09:44He's man-hanging me!
00:09:46Oh, I'm not a racist!
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutallying me!
00:09:55I'm not burdening you or brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:57Oh, I'm letting him.
00:09:58Put the gun and let him go!
00:09:59Oh, I'm touching you!
00:10:01I'm touching you!
00:10:02I'm touching you!
00:10:02I'm touching you!
00:10:03Oh, come on, man!
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer!
00:10:07Oh, yeah!
00:10:08Let's go!
00:10:09Let's go!
00:10:10I'm telling you, just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16I'm sorry.
00:10:16I'm sorry.
00:10:21I'm sorry.
00:10:24Fucker!
00:10:31Generale!
00:10:32Generale!
00:10:33Generale!
00:10:33We did it!
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:54He does not have legs!
00:10:54Oh.
00:10:56Uh.
00:10:58He...
00:10:58He said...
00:11:00Is he alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy-boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46A few?
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead!
00:11:50You dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52Ah, yeah.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Check his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh...
00:11:58What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:30It's in the upcoming film.
00:12:31Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is...
00:12:34Still missing.
00:12:35What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey, man.
00:12:44When I come back with him, what's the drug deal here?
00:12:45Offer him back.
00:12:46The drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shit, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So what's next?
00:12:54Cap?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I don't know what this is.
00:12:58I thought we changed it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:08Shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:18I found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:22I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, fuck, no!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock.
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock detect that I'm not a pimp?
00:13:50You made me put my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist.
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:59You sit down!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:04Or you get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:12Give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah, 8.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52Hey, I don't think it's subliminal.
00:14:54Don't actually think it's gloves.
00:14:55The actor has a raincoat for his hands.
00:14:59I think.
00:15:02Okay, so just...
00:15:04What?
00:15:08What?
00:15:09Can't you hug him?
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Can't you hug him?
00:15:15We need to hug him.
00:15:19We really look at these two retails our family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I'd have chopped them up.
00:15:25How do we have that?
00:15:27It's all right.
00:15:29She fucks up to one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done!
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens, meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you another one.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's that?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:31I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:51So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12Tess, I know you can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work.
00:17:17And I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay, what about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra,
00:17:29and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in, get in, get in, get in, Amman.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Yeah, we're good.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have, ne?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat.
00:17:46When?
00:17:49Good job.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, general.
00:18:06You might see what's going on here.
00:18:09Good job.
00:18:11I wanna find you.
00:18:12I'll find you.
00:18:14It's good.
00:18:15I'll find you.
00:18:15asserts it.
00:18:19Oh, okay, okay, okay
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts
00:18:57Exactly, all right, well done
00:19:04Good job
00:19:05Brody, the inverter's great
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet
00:19:09Cool, yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer
00:19:12Say thanks
00:19:15Okay, cool
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm
00:19:21No, no, no, no, no, it just takes a few seconds to kick in
00:19:33Good job, really, uh, lights off the place
00:19:36How about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06Alright.
00:20:07Alright.
00:20:37Hi, sexy.
00:21:00This is just blending in.
00:21:03What the?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around.
00:21:08It's all there.
00:21:09Sorry, I'm sorry, mate.
00:21:11It's there.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:17Shit, it's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop.
00:21:22Drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen.
00:21:3290% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43That's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gunfights, or fistfights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00There.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05she's dressed like shit
00:22:06so she's not a stripper
00:22:08and she's carrying a briefcase
00:22:09but she's not a suit
00:22:11the whole vibe doesn't add up
00:22:14some guy was murdered
00:22:18late last night in Rosettenville
00:22:19and they left this address written in blood
00:22:22on his chest
00:22:23written on his chest
00:22:26we're looking for Edward Scissorhands
00:22:29who's played by Johnny Depp
00:22:30Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed
00:22:33they say make your bed and lie in it
00:22:35so
00:22:51well, well, well
00:22:53you look like you could use a drink
00:22:55I've taken
00:22:57oh, that's a tequila lady
00:22:59two tequilas please
00:23:00I'm so on a stripper so I don't expect anything
00:23:02oh, don't worry
00:23:03I'm not gonna judge you on that
00:23:05oh, no, relax
00:23:06just have a shot
00:23:13I don't know
00:23:14did it work?
00:23:18there you go
00:23:25you don't want to be here in the next two minutes
00:23:28what's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29you're meeting someone?
00:23:31or your boyfriend?
00:23:33a married man?
00:23:36close by and you're in the next two minutes
00:23:38I remain in the next two minutes
00:23:39I'll check you one Bussie from Mansville
00:23:43I had to break so they said
00:23:44look at a Bussie
00:23:47you're so close man,
00:23:49it's such a
00:23:50small world well man Bussie Bussie,
00:23:52Bussie, Bussie
00:23:52baby hey man okay if you mentioned this one Bussie
00:23:55my
00:23:55password well
00:23:57Well, if you really know Moosey, you would know that Moosey would want you to give me the password before
00:24:03I ask you what the password is.
00:24:05That's Moosey to a T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing.
00:24:10We have a winner.
00:24:12Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:20I'm sorry.
00:24:21My friend's a little drunk and he's off his meds.
00:24:23What are you doing?
00:24:24I'm working her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:26Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I would do...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, come on.
00:24:39Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Fuck, man.
00:24:53Stay in the gun.
00:24:55Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hit this morning.
00:25:08What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm walking.
00:25:56Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:01What are you drinking right now?
00:26:02It doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man.
00:26:09Oh, man.
00:26:30I'm gonna get the triple my legs on fire.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:33Get out of here.
00:26:36No!
00:26:38No!
00:26:39The popular strip club burned down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey, what is this? Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an...
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down the strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burned it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look. Everyone's stressed. Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:16Yeah, it's his fourth one now, John. You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos and why are they in disguise? It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Yeah, it's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John. With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a vampire wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys. They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49Where are you going to ride on my bicycle?
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:57No need.
00:27:59No need.
00:27:59How should I enjoy the captain?
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we've still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head...
00:28:16Exploding all of me.
00:28:17Exploding all of me.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, all right, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits. This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Oh, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:03Yeah, yeah, man.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man, boy boy, I just want to say I'm sorry for like, just fainting.
00:29:13Like, it's just that, yeah, the blood. I feel like I still have blood on me. Do I still have
00:29:17blood?
00:29:17What the fuck?
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah, it's coming out your ears, look.
00:29:25Yeah?
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:27Wait, wait, wait, that's not bad.
00:29:29Look at that.
00:29:29Look at that.
00:29:33Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit.
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:42Again?
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44F-f-f-fuck!
00:29:52This is so funny!
00:30:14So much for babysitting at CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers. There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it as tamalesous. Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51Sword, no.
00:30:53I'm just going to follow her lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01No, I'm really worried.
00:31:03You'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:16Let him be fine.
00:31:17It's nothing hectic.
00:31:18It's not no water!
00:31:18It's not no water!
00:31:24Oh!
00:31:27Huh?
00:31:28Maja went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Let's get the call!
00:31:31That's my story, boy.
00:31:33What have you been shot there?
00:31:35Some gangsta shit, would you see your gangsta shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Tessa. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm. You think so? Really?
00:31:53No ways. No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right? You're right?
00:31:57That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right? It's because the distraction is the bump,
00:32:01and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing? Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad. It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah. High five, high five.
00:32:13This is for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your fist bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, whoo, and then another fist bump.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool. It's alright, it's alright.
00:32:23Don't try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:27The shower's upstairs, and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go, bullshit. No way, that's your wife. That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, that's your wife.
00:32:43Sissy, how do you go, lad?
00:32:45Ooh, tiny long game, man.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:48I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53Oh, that's a big one.
00:32:53I'm a big one.
00:32:54Hey, I'm a big one.
00:32:57I'm a big one.
00:32:59I'm a big one.
00:33:00I'm a big one.
00:33:01I'm a big one.
00:33:02I'm a big one.
00:33:02It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see Mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10You know what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17All right, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Literally, she's probably got those smoke bombs and poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go, your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop, so sorted.
00:34:51Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:32This is a bad time to mention and then we've tried anything like this before.
00:35:38I'm hoping this badge catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:44It's not a boner, James.
00:35:50We are Mazi or Boosie?
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:11The man.
00:36:12Shh.
00:36:13What's wrong with you?
00:36:14What's wrong with you?
00:36:16What's wrong with you?
00:36:18What are you talking about?
00:36:19What's wrong with you?
00:36:19It's a good lady.
00:36:21I'm going to go out there and I'm going to go out there.
00:36:24I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to go out the way.
00:36:27I'm going to leave you here.
00:36:28I'm going to go out there.
00:36:28Oh, good idea.
00:36:30Not bad.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:33No, man.
00:36:33Don't mind it.
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36What dare?
00:36:37You're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even?
00:36:49How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52How do you even still have a job?
00:36:54I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget.
00:37:04It's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:07Mongoloid means retard.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09Oh, shit!
00:37:12Right!
00:37:14Right!
00:37:15Right!
00:37:18Right!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:29Fast forward.
00:37:33Tripod, come here!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Here you go.
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:48Set him up.
00:37:49Oh, shit.
00:37:51Set him up.
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:54Move.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for Boosie.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey, I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right, though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:23We need to give that briefcase to Boosie.
00:38:28Money, money, money, money.
00:38:30Money.
00:38:30Money.
00:38:32Money.
00:38:34Money.
00:38:34Money.
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:40Money.
00:38:43Money.
00:38:43People won't take on their ass.
00:38:45Night is shook.
00:38:46I'm getting money when I go, as they just love.
00:38:49Everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:52My dog sail right.
00:38:53Visit í per
00:38:54I'm going to get lost.
00:38:57I'm going to get lost.
00:39:00I'm going to get lost!
00:39:02I'm going to get lost!
00:39:06I'm going to get lost!
00:39:10General!
00:39:11I'm going to get lost!
00:39:13I'm going to get lost!
00:39:16Yeah, so they were a power size.
00:39:18Shit.
00:39:20What the fuck?
00:39:21Seriously?
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Hey!
00:39:28You didn't even search me.
00:39:29I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:34Fucking get back into it.
00:39:36Yeah, I don't know what's in there.
00:39:37You better hurry up or we're going to come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short as it is.
00:39:44It's over. It's over.
00:39:45Work, mate.
00:39:45There is a place where few people go.
00:39:51There is a woman, she dresses in bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:03Lorata sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale. Nightingale.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21Alright.
00:40:24Now...
00:40:26I don't know if you're going to survive this...
00:40:30But...
00:40:30Now we know for sure that...
00:40:32You...
00:40:33Will never rape again.
00:40:36Huh?
00:40:36You need to go and blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait...
00:40:39What is that?
00:40:40Just think.
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:48Come on now.
00:40:51Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:58Get your shit together.
00:41:01Where is Lorata anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Lorata?
00:41:13Always mean she didn't have balls to the game.
00:41:15Oh, neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:21Well...
00:41:21Then we should get going.
00:41:24Headaches waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:25Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Oh, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't...
00:41:35Alright.
00:41:36Keep going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:41Why is she so happy?
00:41:44Huh?
00:41:45Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:48Huh?
00:41:49Huh?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:51Huh?
00:41:52Huh?
00:41:53Fuck it.
00:41:54Huh?
00:41:55Huh?
00:41:57Show me your power.
00:42:04Show me your power.
00:42:09Show me your power.
00:42:26Here to see the big guy.
00:42:32Puss.
00:42:33They here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussie and the guards.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely.
00:42:43Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:52Hmm.
00:42:57Oh, I see. Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02Lerato backed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here,
00:43:13something bad was gonna happen to you.
00:43:16To never be too careful.
00:43:19True.
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went back.
00:43:31It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:45We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:46So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:50And it...
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:02Oh, you can't.
00:44:07Look at this guy.
00:44:09Watch this guy.
00:44:10Look at this guy.
00:44:11Look at this guy.
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I will send you a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41Emma, please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl and load up.
00:44:48Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:55Headache. Headache.
00:44:56My god, I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Headache, headache.
00:45:02Come on, let's go, man. We've got to go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:15Let's fucking go, man. Let's go.
00:45:17I'll be there now.
00:45:21Let's go.
00:45:28Alright.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Just your wigs?
00:45:34Let's showtime.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:41What's up?
00:45:43And then, what happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:52Alright?
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions.
00:45:54Yo.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Gabrielle's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:19But, I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the cow for now.
00:46:42I'm gonna shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:57Fuck.
00:46:59Let's getcha.
00:47:01Catch up.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again!
00:47:11Stop the bitch, Rock!
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop?
00:47:21Well, if you want to shoot cops on me, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop but I don't even have a bet to us.
00:47:27Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed it in your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why'd we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51I have every guy with a badge on my ass.
00:47:54No.
00:47:54This is our time to show to moms whether we can run our own shit.
00:47:57And do this on our own.
00:48:00I fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:08Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:10Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:22Stop!
00:48:23Stop!
00:48:24Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go Kinkum!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fight now.
00:48:40Yeah!
00:48:40Just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44No!
00:48:44On one!
00:48:45Oh Jesus!
00:48:46Just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go!
00:48:55She's in the corner!
00:48:57Busy!
00:48:58Where's Busy?
00:48:59Have you seen Busy?
00:49:00You two!
00:49:00You two on me!
00:49:01Come!
00:49:08Okay, I could no more do that.
00:49:10I will die!
00:49:11Me too!
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, alright?
00:49:18I don't want to come across as a pussy.
00:49:20Fuck!
00:49:21Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy!
00:49:23I get constant anxiety!
00:49:25You do!
00:49:26Yes!
00:49:26You really do!
00:49:27Let's just sit this one out!
00:49:29Fuck yeah!
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but no!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then!
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of everything that's going on, you're going to call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter!
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Pause it, boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold, Che.
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:43Yeah, you guys, you missed it.
00:50:46Missed everything.
00:50:46They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00Alright, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theatre.
00:51:05You two.
00:51:07My office.
00:51:08The office? Yep!
00:51:10We're going into the office!
00:51:12You guys stay outside! You losers!
00:51:14Ah!
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine dry boss.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:34We still have no idea how high this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Dumanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Busi, don't forget about Busi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Dumanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys, I meant you shower, then I shower,
00:52:05no soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're gonna have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's gonna land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that, then.
00:53:17I'll be right back to my wife.
00:53:18Mm hmm.
00:53:30I think I need a chill.
00:53:31Can't take that to my wife?
00:53:32You should come back to me.
00:53:32I think I'll go back to my wife in jail.
00:53:33I should leave here.
00:53:33Then I'll be right back to my wife.
00:53:34Sussies. Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah, red flag.
00:54:42Ven, you spend more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47Well, you don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:14Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:28It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sharno, drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:34Menace, we're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:55:54Ow!
00:55:55Ow!
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:17They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets,
00:56:24alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:27But I took the men.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Look at us.
00:56:46Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called
00:56:53queenpin
00:56:53for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide-and-seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found
00:57:11in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls,
00:57:16is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:21Perhaps
00:57:22it is the delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's
00:57:27the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation
00:57:31of footsteps slowly approaching,
00:57:35knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44And the little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet,
00:57:53behind the curtain,
00:57:54or in the laundry bin.
00:57:56Where do you think
00:57:59they hid
00:58:00Johnny Boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:06Ready or not,
00:58:08here I come.
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23No.
00:58:26We'll be in touch,
00:58:28Johnny Boy.
00:58:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:58:33No, no!
00:58:34I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
00:58:39I do!
00:58:41I do.
00:58:50We have to put her in an induced coma, it will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well for now I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her.
00:59:18I'll get old baby back this way.
00:59:26Alright Charlie, can you come in?
00:59:27Yes, coloured female, 12 years old.
00:59:30This is a minor.
00:59:31Yeah minor, she's still in sleep way.
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them.
00:59:39I'm sorry John.
00:59:39Sorry, he's not going to bring my daughter back.
00:59:41Look, we're doing everything we can.
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48I'm calling in my contacts.
00:59:49You don't have any contacts.
00:59:51I'll go door to door.
00:59:52John, you are too close to this.
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you.
00:59:54No!
01:00:00John, you know the protocol.
01:00:02Look around.
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here.
01:00:08Just take a breath.
01:00:13I need a moment.
01:00:15My office.
01:00:22Johnny boy.
01:00:23I thought you were dead.
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here.
01:00:27Let's just take a step back, shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better.
01:00:31You know exactly what I want.
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence.
01:00:34Of course, that's the fun part.
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me.
01:00:39How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow, I think you're going to make a plan.
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour.
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off.
01:00:53Any sign of the police, she dies.
01:00:56I can't do this alone.
01:00:58Okay, then.
01:00:59Bring a plus one.
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you, huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you two tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches.
01:01:18And all these men think they own the trade in this country.
01:01:21But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally.
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world.
01:01:34Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent.
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored, run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink.
01:01:47Our product can run free.
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling.
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll.
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business.
01:01:58Keep them in check.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:10Nope.
01:02:11Hi, you've reached Trevor.
01:02:12Please leave a message.
01:02:14Unless he's a white gorilla, then fuck you, John.
01:02:18Come on.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize.
01:02:30Something's happened.
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced.
01:02:35I'm sorry, Trevor.
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help.
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you.
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa.
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI.
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you.
01:02:51What we need to do isn't exactly legal.
01:02:56So you're in?
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa.
01:02:59I don't give a fuck about you.
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself, John.
01:03:03That's good enough for me.
01:03:04Okay.
01:03:05So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here, pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy that Captain sent to come ask you who the fuck you think you are!
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs!
01:03:22No, no, no.
01:03:23This works.
01:03:24It's hands on dick!
01:03:26Not hands on dick!
01:03:28Hey!
01:03:28Are you on porn?
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't-
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die!
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden one!
01:03:39It's all-
01:03:39Wait, wait.
01:03:40That was too much.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41Bring it in.
01:03:42Bring it in for the-
01:03:43Sorry about that.
01:03:44So sorry.
01:03:45You'll be okay.
01:03:47Just go check on the detective's daughter-
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden one!
01:03:51She's gonna die!
01:04:01Shh!
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:04I can't believe that actually worked.
01:04:07Quick.
01:04:07Grab the duffel bags.
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit.
01:04:11Let's go.
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously?
01:04:15Now?
01:04:15Yes.
01:04:16Now.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:19And?
01:04:20I can't do this without you.
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes, but it'll do.
01:04:29For fuck's sake.
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:38Oh no!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:40Oh!
01:04:40Oh!
01:04:41Oh!
01:04:43Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:46Oh no!
01:04:53Oh no!
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:57Oh no!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:01Oh no!
01:05:08Oh!
01:05:12Oh no?
01:05:13I didn't mean you.
01:05:14Shelters, check out the shelters, the buildings.
01:05:17Who? What?
01:05:19You know, loud, chatty, big eyes, scar on the nose.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:26You guys, come with me.
01:05:28Evidence room now!
01:05:29Evidence room!
01:05:31Let's go, come on.
01:05:31Drunk it!
01:05:32Trevor!
01:05:40John, would you stop fucking around? What car is this?
01:05:43This is our car.
01:05:44This is a piece of shit.
01:05:45We needed to get something untraceable.
01:05:46If we get followed, they'll kill Tessa.
01:05:48Oh, man.
01:05:49So we really aren't our own in this one?
01:05:50Yup.
01:05:52Fucking hell, I'm not gonna ride in this thing, man.
01:05:54It's a big...
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say where.
01:05:58Good boy.
01:06:00Pretoria North.
01:06:01The big railway station.
01:06:05They're gonna be okay, bro.
01:06:09I promise.
01:06:10Thanks.
01:06:19Come on, come on, come on!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:32You had one job, bro.
01:06:37Shit!
01:06:38Shit!
01:06:40Got a surprise for you.
01:06:41Yeah?
01:06:42Check it out.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:44That's yours.
01:06:46Okay.
01:06:47This is how you use it.
01:06:49Cock it.
01:06:50Aim.
01:06:51Point at the bad guys.
01:06:52And shoot.
01:06:53Finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that you got a shot, alright?
01:06:56Got it?
01:06:57No.
01:06:58Fuck's sake.
01:06:59Just take the wheel.
01:07:00That's illegal.
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal, okay?
01:07:04Cock it.
01:07:05Point at the bad guys.
01:07:07And shoot.
01:07:07It's not rocket science.
01:07:09Huh?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:14Okay, wait.
01:07:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:18Wait.
01:07:21Is that a dating app, Captain?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Just asking.
01:07:27Shit!
01:07:33Fuck!
01:07:34Fuck!
01:07:35What's wrong?
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed.
01:07:40Yes!
01:07:45Can we take their parking spot, Captain?
01:07:50Oh, Lord God.
01:07:51I pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby Jesus hanging on my grandmother's wall.
01:08:01I pray that you are with me through this battle which is about to ensue.
01:08:08It is a very, very, very dangerous one and I would like to go out to the clean slate.
01:08:13I pray that, God, you fill me with your Holy Spirit or any other liquid that you would like to
01:08:22fill me in with.
01:08:24Not in a sexual way.
01:08:26I've already been filled in in prison.
01:08:28That was not nice.
01:08:31Amen.
01:08:32Amen.
01:08:48You know, I actually wanted to tell you that the writer is actually not such a bad person.
01:08:51She would have actually been so good for this.
01:08:52You ready?
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:57Yeah, we go.
01:09:08Your boys are here.
01:09:09Hey, you don't say that.
01:09:10You don't call us boys.
01:09:12We're fully grown men.
01:09:18Hello.
01:09:19Is that your plus one, John?
01:09:22This is my partner.
01:09:27Who's that lady?
01:09:28She's running the show.
01:09:30So do you really mean that?
01:09:31I'm your partner?
01:09:32Where is the staff?
01:09:33Where's Tessa?
01:09:41Dad!
01:09:42Dad!
01:09:43It's okay, baby.
01:09:43Dad!
01:09:44It's okay.
01:09:45It's okay, baby.
01:09:46Just stay calm.
01:09:47Dad!
01:09:47It's okay.
01:09:52He landed.
01:09:54Not you.
01:09:56You know, all this drama could have been prevented.
01:09:59If only you just left us alone, John.
01:10:14You got this, buddy.
01:10:39Get back into it.
01:10:45That's it.
01:10:46Good job.
01:10:48Good job, buddy.
01:10:49Good job.
01:10:51Get back into it.
01:10:53Did you really think it was going to be that simple?
01:10:58Did you?
01:11:05What are you doing?
01:11:07The safety's on.
01:11:08You didn't say nothing about his safety.
01:11:16Just point and shoot.
01:11:22No, no, no, no, no!
01:11:27Get back here.
01:11:28You're going to get yourself killed.
01:11:29What are you doing?
01:11:38Just aim at the bad guys.
01:11:39You're going to kill us.
01:11:41Hey, listen.
01:11:42I'm not dying like this.
01:11:43Neither am I.
01:11:47Get the money.
01:11:48You get the money.
01:11:50Get the money.
01:11:50What can you do?
01:11:55What can you do?
01:11:57Jesus.
01:11:59Holy shit.
01:12:00Little black baby Jesus must really love you.
01:12:03Okay, I'm going after them.
01:12:04Watch Tessa for me, all right?
01:12:05No, no, no, no.
01:12:05It's okay, baby.
01:12:07Shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:12:08Listen to me.
01:12:08Listen to me.
01:12:09It's going to be okay.
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back.
01:12:11It'll be okay.
01:12:12I love you.
01:12:13I love you too.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad.
01:12:26You're going to be alright.
01:12:44I'll get your back.
01:13:03Right hand?
01:13:03I'm going to help me get my last time around here.
01:13:03No, no.
01:13:03Okay, join us all.
01:13:03As well.Đ°
01:13:37I don't know.
01:13:59This is how we first met.
01:14:03I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:41Hey!
01:14:42Oh, God!
01:14:43I found it!
01:14:45No!
01:14:46No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:49No!
01:14:55I'm so sick of this short shit.
01:14:59I'm fucking sick of this shit.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:01Fuck!
01:15:03Fuck!
01:15:04Fuck!
01:15:07Fuck!
01:15:10Fuck!
01:15:20What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'm going to climb that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree!
01:15:32Let me come!
01:15:32No!
01:15:33Come on!
01:15:34No!
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:15:36I'm so sorry, mate.
01:15:53I'll kick her off.
01:15:55I'm so sorry you should go ahead.
01:15:59Let's go.
01:16:02I'm so sorry, mate.
01:16:06I'm so sorry.
01:16:06I'm so sorry about that.
01:16:06Oh man, there's blood in my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a mix of this baby in my mouth!
01:16:16What, Regis?
01:16:17Why don't your blood say something?
01:16:21What, Regis?
01:16:36Oh!
01:16:39Get up!
01:16:40Come on!
01:16:42Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?!
01:16:43Oh no!
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49No, she's there!
01:16:50Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree!
01:16:53Oh man, I get out of the tree!
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just...
01:16:56You go that way, I'll go that way, we take it together, okay?
01:16:59You got this, buddy, come on!
01:17:07No!
01:17:08No!
01:17:13That's a lie!
01:17:14That's not much better than your mother!
01:17:19No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:32Regis, what? Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit!
01:17:37No!
01:17:38Grab!
01:17:39Grab the pin!
01:17:41Grab the pin!
01:17:43What the fuck?
01:17:45Come on, come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:18:01Jesus!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:04This is long enough to wipe the cock cheese off!
01:18:06Never cut cheese off!
01:18:07Never cut cheese off!
01:18:08Good job!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Yes, sir!
01:18:12Oh, fuck man!
01:18:13Why is it always me with this shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce!
01:18:18Oh, that worked!
01:18:19I didn't get!
01:18:20Hold on, you're finally becoming a man!
01:18:27Hold on, partner!
01:18:28I couldn't have done this without you!
01:18:43I couldn't have done this without you!
01:18:45Yeah!
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down!
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around!
01:18:49Never been afraid when things start to go down!
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring!
01:18:53Now they know us in your cuss, the whole town!
01:18:55Yeah, everything is all good, but it's no problem!
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up, then we go find them!
01:19:00That's the song that we bring!
01:19:01All we want do is win!
01:19:02Look!
01:19:03We work hard, play hard!
01:19:05We always on our job!
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change!
01:19:10We always play games!
01:19:13But we gon' call when the times get tough!
01:19:16It's taken some time, but the paperwork is done!
01:19:19You guys in the clear!
01:19:20Nice!
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the Academy for you in a couple of weeks!
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear!
01:19:26You're gonna be a cop in the halfway!
01:19:28Always do it!
01:19:29You can't be fucking silly as much!
01:19:33Who else is gonna give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas!
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road, Laleh!
01:19:38Your mother called!
01:19:39She booked a full night of this!
01:19:41Okay!
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trevor!
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner!
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree!
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Nothing!
01:19:51Nothing!
01:19:52Ixnay on a tree, snay!
01:19:53Help your mum!
01:19:54It's your fault!
01:19:56Private school kids!
01:19:57Come on!
01:20:00The ones go kids.
01:20:02The other three things on trees?
01:20:03Yeah, I'll put my meat to your man!
01:20:04I'm gonna kill him, girl!
01:20:23Come on, me and you.
01:20:35Come on, me and you.
01:21:06Come on, me and you.
01:21:35Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook.
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look.
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book.
01:21:44My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:31My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:34My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:47My dog ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:47Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook.
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look.
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book.
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:22:59My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook.
01:23:01My dogs ain't right, bitch.
01:23:05My dogs ain't right.
01:23:17My dogs ain't right.
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