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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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01:00Park and I have dinner plans, but Pumpkin, relax. We're going to stop at Zales afterwards and get you something
01:05gorge.
01:06Oh, I love that. What piece of jewelry screams daddy issues?
01:10I wouldn't know, Park.
01:11Oh, definitely a belly chain.
01:12Well, if you're missing your daddy, then I'm thinking a lock-in.
01:14Ooh, I would love a lock-in.
01:16Off we go.
01:18All day.
01:20Don't worry. He's going to look back. He's going to look back. He's going to look back.
01:23Nope. He put his arm on his shoulder.
01:26Dude, summon your big doctor energy and glide away.
01:31Okay.
01:40Turk! Come back! I can't! I'm in my Jamiroquai flow state, baby!
01:50He's so smooth.
01:53I can't do this all on my own.
01:57No, I know.
01:58I'm no Superman.
02:03I'm no Superman.
02:06Since Dr. Cox was here, I wanted to throw some extra sauce on rounds.
02:11Luckily, I re-watched Independence Day last night.
02:14Mankind.
02:16That word should have extra meaning for us all today.
02:20Nailed it.
02:21Look, guys, you are no longer untrained, untested newbies.
02:26You have learned so much by now.
02:29Dr. Dorian is right.
02:31There it is. It only took 25 years.
02:34You have so much more knowledge than you did six months ago when you started with me.
02:39Bet you feel pretty good about that, right?
02:43Stop smiling.
02:44Because you're, in fact, dangerous.
02:47You now know enough to think you know everything.
02:49You're like that 10-year-old at the wheel of a Subaru.
02:52Can your feet reach the pedals?
02:54Well, sure.
02:54Should you actually operate the vehicle under no conditions?
02:57And just like that 10-year-old, you're all potential killers.
03:02Dr. Cox, I'm going to need you to...
03:03That's right, killers.
03:05Killers screaming,
03:06Wee-hee!
03:07As you blow through the front of a diner,
03:09nearly taking out an innocent family.
03:12It feels like you're not hearing me.
03:13Splitting up their cheesy fries and sugary beverage.
03:14He's not an employee.
03:16I'm powerless.
03:17It's okay.
03:17I need him to take a listen to me.
03:20Allow me to put Dr. Cox's dark tableau
03:23through the John Dorian positivity filter.
03:26You got this, okay?
03:27Just be alert and bring your A-game.
03:30We have a very challenging day today.
03:33All I wanted was for my interns to shine in front of Dr. Cox today.
03:37But unfortunately, the odds were against us.
03:39You can't hide from the Hippocratic rule of thirds.
03:43One-third of very sick patients die no matter what you do.
03:46One-third die because of what you do.
03:49and one-third get better on their own.
03:52We're going to do everything we can for you.
03:56Tosh, patient's labs came back.
03:58She's hyponatremic, so start IV sodium replacement.
04:00Got it?
04:00Good.
04:01And don't let Dr. Cox being here get in your head.
04:03Oh, I won't.
04:04I think he's hilarious.
04:05Whenever he starts ranting, I record him,
04:07and it, like, always goes viral.
04:09You have a much healthier way of coping with him than I did.
04:11I gave myself bangs, like, five times.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:16I wanted Perry to know just how well I was filling his shoes.
04:19So the key to teaching my interns has been my radical approachability.
04:24First of all, there are no dumb questions.
04:27I see.
04:27So just dumb statements like that one?
04:29I'm going to ignore that.
04:30Second, I never wear my white coat.
04:32I feel like when I dress like an intern, it says,
04:35I'm just like you guys, a superhero without a cape.
04:38Well, you're going to want to swoop down out of the sky
04:41and help your equal over there find whatever it is he's looking for
04:44in the medical waste bin.
04:45Fleming, I have told you before,
04:47if your Invisalign is in there, it is gone for good.
04:50Now get!
04:52Get, get!
04:53Stupid Fleming and his underbite.
04:55Where are all the interns I told to come and say nice things about me?
04:57Dr. Dorian, once again, your brilliant teaching has saved a life.
05:00Go on.
05:01My patient was cleared for discharge, but something fell off,
05:03so I ran some blood cultures, and he's septic.
05:06If you hadn't reviewed the signs with us this week,
05:08I wouldn't have caught it.
05:09And there it was.
05:10The facial contortion Dr. Cox made
05:12when he was struggling to choke down a compliment.
05:16To you, sir.
05:17I could kiss you.
05:18Dr. Dorian, I get that the British thing is a huge turn-on.
05:22It makes him seem both exotic and safe.
05:24But you cannot kiss him.
05:26No, it's just a figure of speech.
05:27I wasn't trying to kiss him.
05:29No, I wasn't trying to kiss him either, but here we are.
05:31May I be excused?
05:32Yes, please, go.
05:33Go to your room.
05:34Thanks to the good news with Asher's patient,
05:36the odds were starting to tip in our favor.
05:39And I had to give it to Park.
05:40He was on top of it with Blake's patient.
05:42I've been sick for three weeks.
05:44I'm burning up.
05:45I feel like death.
05:46Can I get some antibiotics?
05:47Here's what antibiotics will do for your viral infection.
05:51Nothing.
05:53Nice meeting you.
05:56Oh, if you're leaving a comment card, his name's Dr. Park.
06:00But he is right about the antibiotics.
06:02Fine.
06:03But if he's wrong, I'm going to sue both of you.
06:06Cool.
06:10Chris's infection was caught early,
06:11and we expect him to respond well to treatment.
06:13I'm just waiting on one more test.
06:14Thank you so much, doctor.
06:16You guys can go in.
06:18Hi, Daddy.
06:21I love that little voice you do when you're talking to families.
06:23Well, I'm just doing all that I can for them.
06:26Let's go to the supply closet right now.
06:27Okay.
06:28I love supplies.
06:29Here's the results for your steps as patient.
06:31You're not going to like this.
06:33The CT shows he has a deep neck abscess.
06:35I think he might need surgery.
06:40What's all that whispering about?
06:42I knew what I hoped it was.
06:43I was reluctant to say anything until it went through,
06:46but I submitted me and J.D. for the amazing race.
06:48Do you think you could cover for him for a month?
06:50Well, only the father of medicine could cover for that man.
06:53And he's fine, too.
06:55Gorgeous.
06:56Thank you.
06:57When are you going to stop needing his approval?
06:59I don't know, Turk.
07:00When are you going to stop loving Carla?
07:01J.D., that is not an appropriate comparison.
07:04The thing I don't get is,
07:05if Cox is just here for dinner,
07:06why is he hanging around the hospital all day?
07:08Do you think he's getting intel about my work as a chief?
07:10Who cares?
07:11Everybody thinks you're doing a great job.
07:13Just keep singing that psych-up song
07:14you sing in your office every morning.
07:15Well, I didn't know you could hear that.
07:17but I don't care because, baby, I am a firework.
07:24Dr. Reed, I bolus the hypertonic saline solution for Tina.
07:28Wait, you did what?
07:35Oh, my God.
07:38You can't bolus hypertonic saline.
07:40You have to calculate the sodium deficit.
07:42Get me a nurse.
07:42Tell them to bring D, D, A, D, P, and D, 5, W.
07:45I didn't know.
07:45Will she be okay?
07:46I don't know, Dr. Cox.
07:47Move out of the way.
07:49Just get out of the room.
07:51Notify neurology.
07:52Hey, did you see Danny's chest x-ray?
07:54Let me guess.
07:55Inconclusive with possible opacity.
07:57We should give him the antibiotics.
07:59It could be a viral pneumonia with bacterial superinfection.
08:01What it is is a radiologist covering their ass.
08:04If they say it's inconclusive,
08:06then they're not responsible
08:07in the .0001% chance that it is pneumonia.
08:12Yeah, but we're on the hook if it is.
08:13Are you really letting your patient dictate how you treat him?
08:16You have the vibe of a dom top,
08:18but you doctor like a sub-bottom.
08:19I bartended at a gay bar,
08:21so I know what that means.
08:22And if being a sub-bottom
08:23means not getting sued or worse,
08:25then give it to me, Daddy.
08:30How's my patient?
08:31You have to see how he does
08:32after he gets out of recovery.
08:33I don't understand.
08:35I did everything right.
08:36I caught the infection early,
08:37but he still got worse.
08:39Kid, you gotta figure out a way to cope with stress.
08:43You know what?
08:44I have a method I use that could help.
08:46Follow me.
08:48All right, the rules of the game are simple.
08:50You must jump off the physical therapy trampoline
08:52and then shoot the mannequin's head into the bin.
08:55Got it?
08:55I don't think I can hit that.
08:57Maybe, maybe not,
08:58but when my daughter was in NICU,
08:59all I could do was wait,
09:00and this saved my life.
09:02Pro tip.
09:03Elbows in,
09:04fingertips on the eyelids.
09:05Let's go.
09:06You can do it.
09:14Even if she lives,
09:15she could have neurologic deficit
09:17or be in a coma.
09:18Tosh, you can't beat yourself up.
09:19If I kill someone?
09:20Well, when you put it like that,
09:22But none of that has happened.
09:24Hopefully she'll be okay.
09:26Moments like this live with interns forever.
09:28When a patient is a victim of a mistake,
09:30doctors are the second victim.
09:32Tosh, I know all you're doing
09:33is worrying about that patient,
09:35but it's my job to worry about you.
09:37I want you to go see a counselor right now.
09:41Honestly, the only positive right now
09:43is that my mentor wasn't here
09:45to see everything fall apart.
09:48I knew white guys were bad at this,
09:50but British white guys are the worst.
09:51I can't stand this waiting.
09:53There has to be something else
09:54we can do for the patient.
09:55Kid, there isn't.
09:56We both did everything we could,
09:57so now's the time to let it go
09:58or leave it with God
09:59or the universe
10:01or whatever it is you believe in.
10:02Well, that's never worked for me.
10:03But okay,
10:05I believe if you make that basket,
10:06our patient will be okay.
10:08I don't like putting
10:09that type of pressure on myself.
10:10We're doing this
10:11to take our minds off of it,
10:13but okay.
10:15Come on,
10:15let me show you how it's done.
10:16You ready for this?
10:17Here we go.
10:18Oh, yes.
10:21Big shot.
10:22I told you.
10:23See?
10:24I told you.
10:25I told you.
10:26What?
10:27I don't believe in bald-on-bald violence,
10:30but you've given me no choice.
10:31Run.
10:32Watch out.
10:33Peace, man.
10:36That's the thing about this place.
10:39Sometimes all you can do is let go
10:41and hope things work out.
10:45I have some good news.
10:48Tina's stable.
10:49She's going to be all right.
10:50Oh, thank God.
10:51You made a huge mistake,
10:53and you got really lucky,
10:54and hopefully you never
10:56have to get this lucky again.
11:00Chris is alert and doing well.
11:03Nice shot, Dr. Turk.
11:09Mrs. Johnson,
11:10I have some good news.
11:12The good news is
11:13I was right
11:14and you were wrong.
11:16Danny's fever broke
11:17without antibiotics.
11:19I'm pretty sure the good news
11:20is that Danny's okay.
11:23Listen, I know you blame yourself
11:24for that woman
11:25who died in the parking lot,
11:27but doctoring scared
11:28will never be what's best
11:29for your patients.
11:31And by the way,
11:32I knew you bartended
11:33at Night Gliders.
11:34I recognized you
11:35the minute you stepped foot in here.
11:37Yeah?
11:37Well, I remember you too.
11:38You were the only guy
11:39who didn't tip.
11:40Yeah, well,
11:41you were the only bartender
11:42who wouldn't sleep with me.
11:44Congratulations.
11:45We had three very sick patients
11:47and they're all gonna be okay.
11:49We beat the odds.
11:51So enjoy it.
11:52Around here,
11:52that doesn't happen
11:53all that often.
11:54Oh, Dr. Cox.
11:56I didn't see you over there.
11:57Do you want to give
11:57one of your famous
11:58I believed in you
11:59the whole time speeches?
12:02No, I...
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05Dr. Cox!
12:05Dr. Cox!
12:06Get out of your way!
12:07Move! Move!
12:08It's time for an E-bass.
12:08We don't need an I-bass.
12:11Dr. Cox.
12:13It doesn't matter
12:14how many people you save.
12:16When one of your own falls,
12:17it hits deep.
12:19Why didn't you come to me
12:20if you haven't been feeling well?
12:22Because I knew you'd turn this
12:23into some overwrought
12:24emo crybaby feelings fest
12:25until I can practically hear
12:27the indie moat music
12:28playing in your head right now.
12:32I'm just saying,
12:32I can't believe you went
12:33with Dr. Park over me.
12:34Eh, well,
12:35he probably knew you'd turn this
12:36into some sort of
12:37overwrought emo crybaby...
12:38I already said.
12:39Oh.
12:40Well, the good news is
12:41your scans and tumor markers
12:43came back negative,
12:44so it's not cancer.
12:45Thank God.
12:45You're still waiting
12:46on your said rates,
12:47ANCA and CRP.
12:48We'll know more
12:49later this afternoon.
12:50Thank you, Dr. Park.
12:51I'd like to take over
12:51Perry's care from here.
12:52Not happening there,
12:54Dr. Nurse Jackie.
12:55Come on,
12:55you can barely hold it together
12:56with patients coming in
12:57off this street.
12:58How are you going
12:59to be objective with me?
13:00Besides, look at yourself.
13:01You're already emotional
13:02and you haven't done anything yet.
13:04Well, true.
13:04I updated your weight.
13:06Congrats on keeping it tight.
13:07J.D., we both know
13:08if you were to walk
13:09into this room
13:09and tell me that I was dying,
13:12it would break you.
13:12No, it would break me
13:14if you didn't give me
13:14the opportunity to help you
13:16by doing everything
13:17that you trained me to do.
13:19Still not happening.
13:20Besides, there is no training
13:21for the maniacal patient
13:22I plan on being.
13:23Cujo, Old Yeller,
13:25pick your rabid dog
13:26and I'm going to best him.
13:27Now, I will be removing
13:29my own IV
13:30because your nurses
13:32gave me regular saline
13:33instead of D5W.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:38I think he's actually tearing up
13:39because you mentioned
13:40Old Yeller.
13:40I'm not tearing up.
13:41I'm not a child.
13:42I don't need to be protected, okay?
13:44And if you want someone
13:45who's going to take you
13:46behind the shed
13:47and shoot you,
13:47go with this idiot.
13:51Dr. Tosh,
13:52full disclosure,
13:54outside of this room,
13:55Dr. Reed and I
13:56have been enjoying
13:56a blossoming female friendship.
13:58But in here,
13:59she's simply participant A
14:00and you're participant B.
14:02Participant A,
14:03you have the floor.
14:04I know this morning
14:05was really traumatic
14:06and I'm just really glad
14:08that you're talking about it.
14:10That was very nice,
14:11participant A.
14:12Participant B,
14:13would you like to read aloud
14:15your formal complaint
14:16against Dr. Reed?
14:17What?
14:17You told me to raise
14:18the sodium on our patient
14:19but didn't guide me
14:20on how to do it.
14:21Yeah, because you should
14:21already know how to do that.
14:22She told me to get
14:23out of the room.
14:24You almost killed someone.
14:26Okay, you can't say that.
14:27She screwed up.
14:29You can't say that either.
14:30You made me feel terrible.
14:32It just makes me want to quit.
14:33I'm trying to teach you.
14:36What am I allowed to say?
14:37We'll be covering that
14:38in your mandatory
14:39bi-weekly seminar.
14:40Oh, this is so stupid.
14:44Friendship Sibi here,
14:45I hear you
14:46and we will bitch
14:46about this later.
14:49Business Sibi,
14:50you can't say that.
14:55You are not a doctor
14:57in this hospital.
14:57You cannot change
14:58your own medication.
14:59This is, in fact,
15:01the same level of pain meds
15:02you'd give to a woman
15:03having a C-section,
15:04but since my doula
15:05and I have already discussed
15:06having a natural childbirth,
15:08we're going to be
15:09lowering the dose.
15:10Or, I'm going to take
15:11this America's Best
15:12number one pudding
15:13and decorate your wall
15:15with it.
15:16You can have this hot mess.
15:18He's all yours.
15:20I see you've extended
15:21your reign of terror
15:22to the staff.
15:23Gave him something
15:24to talk to his friends
15:25about around the hospital.
15:26You know, I've actually
15:27come to appreciate
15:28your teaching style.
15:30I mean, not all of it.
15:31I did not think
15:32it was necessary
15:32to call me a prostitute
15:33who caters exclusively
15:34to clowns.
15:36Still wish me
15:36a laugh at the car sometimes.
15:40And for what it's worth,
15:42I was too harsh
15:43with you.
15:45Sometimes I sit up
15:45at night thinking
15:46I actually could have
15:47driven you out
15:47of this place.
15:48And if I had,
15:50it would have been
15:51my biggest failure
15:51and my greatest regret.
15:55I appreciate that.
15:57God, let me be.
15:58Will you have some
15:59decorating I need
16:00to attend to?
16:01Oh, please let him.
16:02I'm going to rub his nose
16:03in it like a nasty dog.
16:07You know, I've never
16:07actually had to sleep
16:08in one of these things,
16:09but I am not leaving
16:11your side until we
16:12get your results.
16:14Judy, would you, uh,
16:17would you pray with me?
16:20Wow.
16:20First curveball.
16:21Well, of course.
16:25Cox was never religious,
16:26but when you're facing
16:27your own mortality,
16:28you'll try anything.
16:30Dear God,
16:32or whosoever up there,
16:33I know I haven't exactly
16:36turned to you
16:36pretty much ever,
16:37but I need you now.
16:40So please, Lord,
16:41let that chair fold in
16:42on J.D.
16:43and quietly suffocate him
16:44so that I might have
16:46a few moments of peace
16:47if these are, in fact,
16:48my last few moments.
16:49Thanks, God.
16:50Go ahead.
16:51make your jokes,
16:52but I know you're scared.
16:54For once,
16:55just let me be there
16:56for you.
16:58And there it was,
16:59his test results.
17:00I knew how I wanted
17:02this to play out.
17:04Congratulations.
17:05You're the one millionth
17:07person to click on
17:08best results.
17:09You've won $10,000
17:10and a brand new jet ski.
17:13Oh, no, not you.
17:15Scram.
17:15J.D., come on, amigo.
17:17Yes.
17:18to the lake.
17:20Woo-hoo!
17:21But that's not how
17:22these things go.
17:23Go ahead.
17:25Or don't sugarcoat it.
17:28Because I understand
17:29what everything means
17:30on there.
17:38Dr. Tosh,
17:39you got a second?
17:45You said that I made you
17:46feel like quitting.
17:48I hope you're a real failure
17:50on my part if you did.
17:52But I would also be failing
17:54as a teacher if I didn't hold
17:55you accountable for your mistakes.
17:59I know I messed up.
18:02I was just afraid of it
18:03and I wasn't good enough
18:04to be here,
18:04so I blamed you.
18:06And I'm really sorry.
18:09Come here.
18:11It's okay.
18:14You know,
18:14you come across
18:15a lot more confident.
18:16That's just a part
18:17of my brand.
18:20There are many things
18:21we fool ourselves
18:22into thinking
18:23we have control over.
18:24If I make this Cox,
18:25it's gonna be okay.
18:26It's gonna be okay, Cox.
18:27Come on.
18:30That's it.
18:31I'm gonna rip your head off
18:32and do this with it.
18:33Hey,
18:34that counts.
18:36That counts!
18:37But the truth is
18:37we can never predict
18:38what's in store for us.
18:40Just give me a hug, man.
18:41You saved my man.
18:42All we can do
18:43is be there for each other
18:44when the odds
18:45are against us.
18:50It isn't great.
18:52But it could be worse.
18:54worse than my own body
18:55attacking itself.
18:56It's an autoimmune disease
18:58for God's sake.
18:59There's no cure for this.
19:01It's a matter of
19:02managing the crisis
19:03that's gonna be thrown
19:04my way in the bottom
19:05of the ninth.
19:05Perry, you know
19:06this disease
19:07has a high survival rate,
19:08especially since
19:08we caught it early.
19:09In the beginning stages
19:10of renal failure, J.D.
19:12Yeah, but you can
19:12slow all that down.
19:13With aggressive treatment
19:15and an immunosuppressants,
19:17microscopic polyangitis
19:18can easily go into remission.
19:21Did you really think
19:22that this couldn't happen?
19:25That just because
19:26we're out there
19:26taking care of all of them
19:27it would get some kind
19:29of karmic immunity
19:30to protect us
19:30from what's coming
19:31for us all?
19:36Yes.
19:41Will you
19:43promise me
19:45that you'll keep me alive
19:46for a very long time?
19:48Because I don't want
19:49my death
19:50to be the thing
19:51that makes you cynical.
19:52I promise that.
19:53Let me finish.
19:55Because I won't be around
19:56here to enjoy it.
19:59And even death,
20:00I couldn't bear the irony.
20:03All I can hear
20:04is that you're gonna
20:05let me be your doctor.
20:06I'm already tingling
20:07from the prospect
20:08of our sponge pastor, Agatha.
20:12I tried to protect
20:13you from this.
20:17Everything I had.
20:22But I am so scared.
20:27I have a plan.
20:30And I don't care
20:31if you don't like it.
20:33It is the best path forward.
20:36Turk had asked me
20:36when I'd stop needing
20:37Dr. Cox's approval.
20:40Okay.
20:41It was now.
20:43Because now,
20:44and I got you,
20:46he needed me.
20:53Listen up, failures.
20:55Watch it, watch it.
20:56To whomever had
20:57the cojones
20:58to stuff their greedy face
20:59whole with the sandwich
21:00I had so caught
21:01barely labeled
21:03with my name.
21:04But I hope you enjoyed it
21:05because I will be
21:06slicing you open,
21:07extracting it,
21:08and feeding it to you
21:09once again.
21:09But this time,
21:10it won't be orally.
21:12Mmm, bye.
21:14Look how many views
21:15you have.
21:15It's gone totally viral.
21:17All these DJs
21:17are remixing it.
21:18People just love it.
21:20Oh.
21:22Bring her to me.
21:23Bye-bye.
21:27Bye-bye.
21:28Bye-bye.
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